"Under his seven wrothschields lies one, Lumproar. His glav toside him. Skud ontorsed. Our pigeons pair are flewn for northcliffs."
What did he mean by this?
what's up with the afro
I really don't fucking care.
>>9691570
I'm laughing unreasonably hard at this
>food
pony
hand
>>9691079
dude
>Decide to stop reading Genrefiction
>IQ instantly goes up 50 points
>Instantly become slim, lean and fit
>Doorbell rings and its a 10/10 qt who wants to sit and read non fiction, non genre literature with me
>Instantly have sex because she is so turned on at how intelligent and handsome I am.
>"Oh anon, I just love how smart and handsome you are." she says while we fuck
>Phone rings while fucking
>"Hello, its me Elon Musk, I would personally like to welcome you into my private Whisky Club to smoke cigars and discuss non fiction, non genre literature with me."
>Agree to meet him and ejaculate, instantly impregnating the 10/10 qt with my perfect non genrefiction reading genes.
>Drive to Elon's billionaire mansion and laugh at all the subhumans reading genrefiction as I drive past them.
>Pull up behind bus at a traffic light.
>Accidentally read advertising genrefiction on the back window of the bus.
>It counts as reading genrefiction.
>Instantly lose 100 IQ points
>Instantly regain back all my weight.
>Get a text from 10/10 qt saying she hates me and thinks I am a disgusting loser and also my genrefiction reading genes lead to a miscarriage
>A text from Elon shortly follows telling me he thinks I am pathetic and he never wants to see me again.
Fucking Genrefiction.
Elon is a genre fiction fan. He doesn't read faggy books about boring sad rich people and use big words to seem smart. He sees through the pseudo intellectualism surrounding literature
>>9691089
8elons dick=D Oyourmouth
I don't even know what genre fiction is, or maybe I don't understand the parameters. Is that like when someone writes, say, spiderman stories to glean shekels off the hardcore spiderman audience that will consume anything spiderman related?
Lord of the Rings Blue Wizards.
/Lit/ what are their real names, what was their mission, and did they succeed in said hypothetical mission? From what I've read they seem pretty badass, but Tolkien wrote some contradictory stuff on them.
>fan-fic is not allowed.
>>9690997
It isn't fanfic. It's Tolkiens own unfinished works.
>>9690977
They succeeded. He said so himself.
>odyssey crosses the ocean and comes to Hades
>mfw his mother comes, Patroclus comes, Achilles comes, Hercules comes
>mfw he loses his friends when Scylla and Charybdis eat them
what a ride.
so much better than the Iliad
It really is great. I'm reading it in the original Greek now. It's even better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOvVWiDsPWQ&
>>9690875
Out of the two most famous ancient superhero stories, I prefer this one.
>>9690875
Recently read the Iliad (english, shortened version of I. A. Richards, bretty gud) after being an avid fan of the Odyssey for a long time (read it first in icelandic, superb translation by Sveinbjörn Egilsson), and although the Iliad is good, the Odyssey is just so much better. I agree with you, the interactions of the gods in the Iliad with the amazing descriptions of battles between the heroes just fades in comparison to the journey in the Odyssey.
>playing a male gigolo for some witch
>hustin' for supplies from a young princess in some city state
>outwitting and blinding the cyclops
>random trip to hell (Hades)
>listening to the sirens, the absolute madman!
>overwhelmingly defeating some (elite) kids in sports
>that epic home-coming scene where he kills everyone with his son
Truly a masterpiece of literature.
Whoa.
I almost got meme'd into reading Ulysses
Thank God for review websites
Makes you think.
>>9690832
>He wrote this thinking he'd come across as intelligent
Jesus fucking christ
>>9691289
this is what happens when we force brainlets to read Nietzsche in philosophy courses.
Scary, unnerving, and or disgusting books, please.
Maybe something like The Consumer? Short stories are fine, too.
The Tenant by Roland Topor
anything by Robert Aickman
anything by Thomas Ligotti
some things by Simon Strantzas, Laird Barron and Brendan Connell
My Diary by Desu
>>9690817
Junji Ito is distressing on a visceral, primal level. Although, his work is portrayed with images, a method conducive to this end.
Got a few real great recommendations for you.
The Melancholy of Resistance (and other early Krasznahorkai works I figure)
Deeply unnerving, senseless violance, bleakest ending.
Anything by Georg Klein, especially the early works: Anrufung des blinden Fisches, Barbar Rosa...
(apparently none of his books have seen English translations, sadly)
Kubin: The Other Side
Relatively tame book, but the atmosphere is great. Like an intense nightmare of the kind where you're not so much scared of something as just experiencing dreadful things.
2666
This book is well known for its consistently unnerving atmosphere, and The Part about the Crimes is relatively disgusting as well I suppose, as it is nothing but a succession of crimes in which women have been raped, tortured and murdered.
Naked Lunch
Well it's junk aesthetics. I believe it has lots of insects and body fluids.
"Taipei" by Tao Lin is also pretty disgusting desu. :^
>>9690815
fuck off
>>9690815
>Kino
wot
>>9690836
This your first day on 4chan kid?
Guys, I'm having a difficult time with the notion of lucifer. I'm not paeticularly religious, but I feel like the implication of Dante's "Inferno" is that the dude is powerless and is simply the first and most pertinent of the betrayals. Does lucifer's Hebrew name, "The Bringer of Light", where light is typically associated with intellectual discovery, have anything to do with the inquisitory nature of man? Maybe I'm just fucking dumb. Halp.
I could go for some subway right now
>>9690785
it's not 100% clear there are different theological/literary interpretations
some say Lucifer was his name before he fell
some say he is just a fallen angel but in the end god is allmighty and supreme
some say he almost as powerful as god and that they are in a constant sturggle so to say (dualistic notion)
some say his only power is in hell where he tortures the sinners
but I like your idea of associating the name "Lucifer" with intellectual discovery, if you go with a miltonic interpretation (that the snake was indeed Satan) it's certainly an interesting thought (it's the tree of knowledge after all)
but, yea, the bible doesn't really give closure here so there is no 100% "right" or "wrong" answer
>>9691207
does the Bible have a pantheon of angels? of Demons?
is the Bible unambiguous about Hell?
Is anyone else exasperated at the pseudo intellectuals telling you to read tonnes of boring as fuck"classic" books and claiming you enjoyed them and found "profound" insights in them? Reading has turned in to another form of work.
lit is filled with people who take literary theory seriously and who unironically think that degrees and MFAs are necessary to be writers.
It's obvious at this point that the cream of the intellectual crop do not spend their time on books
>>9690677
this would've been a better bait post if you didn't ham it up too much.
>>9690677
I agreed with you until you reached your conclusion, which is unrelated to your other claims. The cream of the intellectual crop necessarily spend their time on books.
>>9690677
I only dislike the ones so pretentious that they read without crystalizing it and treat it as a status requirement, looking at you /pol/.
The ones that recommend classics are the same as the people that recommend their favourite movies, i dont have a problem with that.
Recommend me books which feature psychedelic experiences, especially if not triggered by drugs but spontaneous.
Huxley's Doors of Perception, and Jung's Red and Black books my man
Apart from the Doors of Perception or Baudelaire's Artificial Paradises, I don't see how a psychedelic experience could be transcribed well enough to not be boring on paper. The ending of Steppenwolf (Hesse) is pretty schizophrenic, Cortazar wrote some "surrealistic" short stories, and Camus's The Fall has some first-person realizations about "how the self works in relation to the world" which, I guess, are sometimes part of psychedelic experiences. I don't know senpai, drugs are boring in literature, only the thought processes are interesting.
>>9690662
Thanks my man. Should I read some Jung before starting the Red or Black books? I started his Archetypes but never finished it.
I've spent the last 6 months casually reading all of the Animorph series books.
54 Animorph books
4 Megamorph books
4 Chronicles
Although incredibly bad they held my interest long enough to actually sit through them all.
But now i'm left with a great big hole, partially because how badly the story ended, but I don't know what to read now.
One thing to go off on is the fact I really liked the Ellimist Chronicles book and wondered if there is anything else like that?
Also any other suggests to read next?
>>9690384
Read the Wheel of Time
Write fan fiction and post it here.
>>9690384
Read DFW
>Plot is some gripping stuff
>Plot gets weird
>Oh boy oh boy how will this resolve
>Plot gets weirder
>Wow this is I don't even
>Plot gets resolved through several paragraphs referencing quantum physics
name three books this happens in
>>9690324
Flow My Tears The Policeman Said
Now Wait for Last Year
Counterclock World
>plot
Why do you insist on discussing about God? We're too limited by our mental and physical boundaries to even understand such a figure, let alone "proving" its existence or non-existence. If God created this world, then he is not limited by its physical rules and its formal logic: he may even have been BEFORE the infinite of this universal entropy, even though infinite is by definition something without a beginning or an end: and that's simply because such a God is beyond these mere concepts. But we'll never know, at least not until we're still alive, and we're not even sure there's something after death, so we may even die in vain, and never know about it. What we define God is just the aphoteosis of possibility. He could be one or many or one AND many, conscious or unconscious or conscious AND unconscious. The chances he may be just like how we've ever described him in the whole history of mankind, in all its various interpretations, is literally one over infinite.
why did you insist on creating this thread?
>>9690188
Because i felt like doing so
What's the difference between deliberating the existence of God and deliberating the existence of true necessity? Why do people enjoy discussing theology but not metaphysics?
Answer the following (this is not data mining)
>What do you like about /lit/
>What do you dislike about it (and how could it potentially be fixed)
>Why are you on /lit/?
>>9690143
>What do you like about /lit/
no social pressure to agree or tolerate
>What do you dislike about it (and how could it potentially be fixed)
sexism (both Ironic and sincere are the same)
-fix this by engaging with everyone sincerely regardless of their position. read female authors
fear of contemporary works
-engage with contemporary authors more often
>Why are you on /lit/?
I enjoy asking for works with certain genetics and seeing what the autistic google can provide (same thing as /mu/)
>>9690143
>>What do you like about /lit/
teaching kids about poetry
>>What do you dislike about it (and how could it potentially be fixed)
kids are stupid and think they know everything. there is no fixing it, only time will allow them to grow out of it
>>Why are you on /lit/?
i'm bored and waiting for my caramel popcorn to finish baking
>What do you like about /lit/
It's a place where I can talk to people about books without the veneer of celebrity or mainline opinions. I am exposed to literature that's outside my usual interests and it promotes more philosophy than I experience in class.
>What do you dislike about it
Shitting on translations when none of you fags can really tell the difference, recommend the first translation you read, or parroting what's been meme'd on this board. Other than that I'd say disregarding or devaluating books you were assigned in high school because they're commonly read. They're still good books and have value. Both these and other problems essentially come down to hivemind culture and people unironically taking memes seriously.
>Why are you on /lit/
I'm a NEET who reads books.