>tfw Bernard Marx is LITERALLY you
>>9867927
sup bernard marx
>>9868053
why couldn't I have been born Helmholz Watson instead?
>>9867927
I am literally Mustapha Mond. Tall, handsome and with a wicked sense of humour
Dear fellow readers, could you reccomend me some erotic literature?I found that Miller and Bukowski wrote in genre, but I was hoping maybe some of you have some other stuff to reccomend
Sade, Bataille, Appolinaire, Sacher Masoch (definitely read him), Musset, etc
What are you looking for more specifically?
>>9867938
Thanks.Basically, anything that has nicely written sexy time... I think the works of these authors will be enough
>>9867950
>nicely written sexy time
that's not what erotic literature is
I just finished 2666 and I loved it. I'm looking for more lit from the Latinos to read next.
>>9867905
Are there any chicanos here willing to help?
>>9867905
Not Mexican but Borges is the quintessential latino
>>9867905
Arturo Perez Reverte.
>2017.
>Il ne parle pas Français.
>>9867716
Where can I learn French, if I don't understand a single word yet?
>current year
>he thinks french is relevant
>>9867720
www.duolingo.com
Why is my boi Ariosto such an underappreciated poet?
And in the same vein, are there any other classical authors whose work has faded largely into obscurity?
Tasso
Sannazaro
Seneca
Petrarca
all were extremely popular and influential but I literally never see them mentioned on /lit/
Also, Chernyshevsky, but apparently he sucks and is remembered only because Dosto shat on him.
>>9867934
>work all your life to contribute your own mark to an art that you loved
>only remembered later as being a man that another, greater man, shat upon
>>9867955
Oh, don't worry, he was a communist.
he's on the menu, /lit/
>>9867469
Who else is hyped for turtles?
>>9867469
What a fucking girl you are, just look at that sheet
>>9867824
I unironically am. I really wish there were more books out there about mental illness desu.
*deconstructs your path*
>>9867435
*falls into the abyss*
>>9868919
Oh no! Anon, whatever you do, don't stare at it!
*deconstructs your deconstruction*
hey /theology/ where to start with calvinism, beyond jonathan edwards? interested in actual calvinist texts as well as scholarly or theoretical works, especially as relates to calvinism and democracy
>calvinism
Well, I mean, why not just read the man himself? Read Calvin's Institutes, and read his Biblical commentaries.
>>9867386
>not being calvinist
are you some kind of kike or papist
are there any novels about sentient pickles or other breakfast foods achieving sentience and going on adventures?
My pickle has a mind of its own and it's been on many adventures over the years
>>9867271
veggie tales might be right up your alley.
I really hope you don't get banned, anon :)
>Shadow had done three years in prison. He was big enough, and looked don’t-fuck-with-me enough that his biggest problem was killing time. So he kept himself in shape, and taught himself coin tricks, and thought a lot about how much he loved his wife.
>>9867062
no
>>9867062
Lol it's this from reddit
Daily Reminder that Neil Gay-man is a literal cuck.
>Wrongly executed for the murder of his gay lover, Jared is resurrected by the crow to get vengeance and bring justice to the real killer. He is assisted in the mission by his lover's trans woman twin.
/lit/ will defend this
Nah
>Poppy Z Brite
That's not his name, shitlord.
>>9867057
It's a probing dissection of masculinity. Jared's homosexuality has walled him out from conventional masculinity, and the wound is further salted by his buddy-cop pairing with a man-to-woman transsexual, who represents the sum of Jared's own fears.
There is an idea in Western society, which is rarely discussed but omnipresent, which is that as a man you can redefine your image through violence. This horrifying concept has been the driving force behind many crimes otherwise dismissed as unpredictable, most notably school shootings. Here, the concept is explored through Jared's fixation with vengeance. In death, his partner offers him a road to masculinity that he could never offer in life.
What's a good book to help me cope with my complete and utter mediocrity?
All of them, that's why people read books to begin with
The Recognitions by William Gaddis
>>9867033
Ulysses
Our everyday lives can be something close to heroism
Where can I read this?
i am uncertain i must confess
In your diary desu
>>9867019
Thanks, very helpful
Just finished Bed of Procrustes. Which one should I read next?
>>9866958
Pick randomly
But also Antifragile is by far the best and most interesting and it gives a good flavor of the ideas in the earlier works
>>9866958
did u srs start with bed of procrustes? also can u dropbox the pdf I can't find it anywhere
and don't listen to this guy, >>9866964. None of his works are worth reading, and Fooled by Randomness was the only useful book; everything else can be inferred from that one as the logical next step (i.e randomness is underestimated --> prepare for it --> grow from it)
Alright fellas, I could use your help. I'm moving out of my apartment into my first house, and I want to write a "fuck you" letter to the couple in the apartment below mine. Here's some material to work with. They're unemployed, fight all the time, constantly smoke weed and stink up the entire building, and are generally just garbage people. I could use some help writing this thing. Here's what I've got so far:
Dear sub-human trash people of Apartment 3,
For the most part, I've enjoyed living here for the past year. It was and always will be, my first apartment with my fiance. It was spacious for the price. A little run down, but not bad. Unfortunately as with many things, the cheap cost attracts garbage people, such as yourselves. People who are almost certainly unemployed, and live off my tax dollars.
Dear pot-addled weaklings of Apartment 3,
I am going to kill you. You don't know who I am but I know everything about you. I will probably be watching you as you read this very letter. Soon the pathetic drugged-out haze you call a life will come to an end, and I will be the one to twist the knife in your spine in your final moments. I have been in your apartment five times since April of this year. Two of those times I left a little treat for you. Have you found it yet? You're fucking dead. I'm going to enjoy watching you fucking die.
Get a life
>>9866879
Don't burn bridges you fatherless child