>I am a sick man ... I am an icky man.
What did he mean by this?
alternate timeline fart poetry
When you get sick you get boogers on you.
>>9130525
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She just sits there crying quietly not saying a word. Her voice still ringing in my head of her muttering quietly "you child." You plea that you didn't mean it fully well of knowing it's all your fault. There are no words to be said between the two of you, just slow the slow whimpering of the woman you once loved. The happiness you once shared, fully embedded into your now lifeless daughter.
I'm bored and typed this out. Any thoughts?
you demonstrate no talent for the written word
Horo would be displeased
>>9130444
you got trips so it's definately true
"just slow the slow"
Thoughts on this shit?
>>9130245
best detective there is
he one time found who killed my turtle
what a hero
Good reads
Just watch the tv series instead, for real
BLOCKS YOUR PATH
>>9130186
*unsheathes hardcover*
>>9130196
*teleports behind you*
>>9130204
*dodges and slices*
"HEH"
I feel a growing spiritual void in my life.
I have tried meditating, following the ways of zen buddhism which most consider the least dogmatic and oppressive of the religions, but it stil doesn't work.
Does converting to Christianity because you enjoy the idea and the process strike you as morally wrong? Especially if my belief isn't even close to being developed.
>>9129972
>Does converting to Christianity because you enjoy the idea and the process strike you as morally wrong? Especially if my belief isn't even close to being developed.
Nope. Just read the gospels and then read the rest of the bible
>>9129972
You needy fuck, embrace nihilist materialism
>>9129972
Find a good friend/community/girlfriend/wife.
Find a creative hobby, photography, hiking, painting.
Do you want to convert to christianity because you seek a community, to be around people, a certain kind of people? are you hoping to meet a girl through it, seek an extended family? Seek structure in your life, motivation to be better/stop sinning?
(couldn't stick around the last one I made and got archived: last one I will make if this angers the gods of this realm)
I need help editing my novel. I am looking for a special individual/s (this is not the average text) to make my work their own and add their brilliance to mine to finalize a piece of writing I have been struggling with (and chipping away at/for)(for 5 or so years) which may go down in history as a great work and be cherished and celebrate for 100s of years.
I am being overly confident, smarmy, scarily pompous, to attempt to dissuade average bitter people from contacting me, as I have made these posts before, and editors have contacted me ("i've been editing ("worthless garbage") for 20 years and you expect me to sacrifice my most holy precious time to help you for potentially no guaranteed pay but possibly half of the earnings of your pie in the sky?
Please, I am not seeking the icky ilk of your kind.
There must be someone in the world who wouldn't mind a pet project, or who is brave enough to risk beginning a peaceful email conversation with me to determine if in fact I am writing the next bible, and they believe they are worthy enough of contributing.
Looking for an individual/s who may posses qualities such as these:
-intelligent
-creative
-open minded
-well rounded
-poetic
-brilliant
Thank you for your time, and I do hope my writerly soul mate reads this.
dude why would you ask this on 4chan of all places
>>9129074
self-promotion general?
am I gonna make it /lit/?
>not OP
1/2
ITT
Reads you regretted after the first 10 pages but still finished out of some morbid curiosity how bad it gets.
Is this book /pol/ approved?
>>9128214
Yes
I thought it was a fun read
The Based Goddess is coming with a new book
"In her struggles to stay relevant, Madonna has debased herself with adolescent, pitifully inept Instagrams that cannot compete with Rihanna's brilliant work in that genre."
I though this said the based Gaddis. There goes my brain
>>9125940
Is she the retarded nigger version of Thom Yorke?
>hurr durr war is ironic
Tell me /lit/, has there ever been a more overrated book?
nah, this book is funny and well-written. plus it paved the way for a lot of the books /lit/ memes about. stop criticizing it just because you saw someone on here call it reddit-tier.
>>9133973
My diary desu
>>9134017
>has there ever been a more overrated book?
>nah,
I did it /lit/, I deleted all my video games in order to pursue my studies and reading. So my question is, what is standing in your way of reading and what have you given up? Feel good btw
>>9133115
Now leave 4chan, you sad sack of 'vidya'-playing shit
Go read
>>9133125
I'm not sad mate, my life is good.
>>9133115
I gradually srtated to get rid off things. First my console, then my pc.
Im struggling to force myself to sit down and read at home. I force myself to go to the library where is nice and quiet and can get reading done but at home is harder.
>mfw i realize eternal reoccurrence is probably true
>mfw i realize i can only reoccur as myself
Why don't you have any recollection of reoccuring before then?
>>9132139
What are you talking about? Are you saying I'd have memory of "past lives"?
Plus, if eternal reoccurrence is true, it's not even past lives, it's just a never ending repeat. Not a story, just a circle.
>>9132132
>>mfw i realize i can only reoccur as myself
yes, that's why it's recurrence and not occurrence.
also Nietzsche never suggested such a thing was literally true, just that the belief in eternal recurrence could serve as a model for ethical (life-affirming) living
so basically you've just clued into a basic Nietzschean concept but are upset about it, which means that you've failed to understand what he was getting at
Stop being a narcissist.
Stop overusing the term 'narcissist.'
Most people are self-centered or put their own happiness first which is fine.
Is he dead?
>>9131791
some have speculated that he's writing here now:
http://hotelconcierge.tumblr.com/post/140529495929/how-to-be-attractive
personally i don't see it, but it's possible he's changed his style somewhat to reach people on tumblr
ITT: your top three favorite Russian fiction works.
1: Master and Margarita - Mikhail Bulgakov
2: The Idiot - Dostoievski
3: Any collection of short stories - Chekhov
we need to make ilf and petrov a meme.
>>9131700
In no particular order
Vasily Grossman- Everything Flows
Nikolai Gogol- Dead Souls
Mikhail Lermontov- A Hero Of Our Time
A. Dugin - The Foundations of Geopolitics
A. Dugin - The Fourth Political Theory
A. Dugin - Eurasian Mission
Take the red pill, you insufferable cucks.
Can a copypasta/creepypasta, if well written, be considered as literature?
Sure, why not?
>>9130874
Can written words, if well written, be considered literature?
>>9130892
Can a set of symbols, if well arranged, be considered literature?
What you reading and drinking, il/lit/erates? It's about time we masturbate in a circle over how pretentious we are again.
An Australian Massale Pinot Noir and finishing off The Vegetarian, a translation of a South Korean work. It won the newly transformed Man Booker International. In so far, it doesn't hold a candle to previous victors, like Ismail Kadare, but it has been pleasant and above fodder.
>>9130494
Drinking Red Bull and reading a manga about cooking competitions, my snobby comrade.
Also just got done pretending to like the Gulag Archipelago and throwing it away a couple of hundred pages in.
I'm not drinking anything, and I'm reading what I'm writing in this sentence.
>>9130518
You are reading shit, tasteless pleb. That author is garbage.