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Born to kill myself edition

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
•hugg anon
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• hugg sertii
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Previous: >>7401905
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My sex drive is back with a vengeance
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First for Are you a real villain?
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>>7403008
Done

>>7403011
come over bby
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reminder to elanna's partner if you're here that I'm curious about your experience with heart problems caused or worsened by Spiro and I'm wondering what you did about it
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>>7403011
good girl

>>7403013
thankss
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>>7403017
orchi
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Do female hormones make it harder to stop eating or something?

Not mocking, genuinely interested.
It would explain a hell of a lot.
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>>7403011
i tried multiple orgasms right now and it was okay.
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>>7403019
Read the op too :^)
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>>7403023
T builds muscles, E turns muscles into fat
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>>7403026
uwu
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>>7403023
It lets your blood absorve more sugar
being in a second puberty makes your body requiere more calories in general.

>>7403026
you're a hero
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i can confirm that eating ass is pretty fucking great

also
>mfw my gf sits on my lap and it squeezes my undescended malformed testes out and makes me yelp in pain
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>>7403032
requiring more calories means you lose weight quicker though, right?
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>>7403026
hugg
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>>7403012
http://www.strawpoll.me/11860493
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>>7403032
U kno it
Last time I put in "Elsanna OTP" it was there for like 3 threads which was nice

>>7403036
huggo :3
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>>7403013
Wtf no!

>>7403019
. /////////.

>>7403024
They're pretty amazing desu. I only found out about them like a week ago.

>>7403008
Ooohhhhhh. That was classified information

>>7403007
Are you looking for work at or is it something that's too much
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>>7403034
well, if you have the same caloric intake as before, yeah
but if you've been eating more to compensate, then no
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>>7403015
For the last time I wasn't eating shit food, the diet I was on was working perfectly fine until HRT took a sledgehammer to my metabolism. I tried reducing calores even more but that just resulted in an extremely miserable and angry me who almost started a fight on a bus. Some people have larger appetites than others just accept that, I could just as easily have a go at all the skeletons here who say they can't gain weight with the same "calories in calories out" argument but I don't because I understand their appetite is different to mine.
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>>7403034
sort of
but you can still over eat and it will turn into fat.

>>7403037
Already voted :^)

>>7403039
that only means that no one cares

>>7403040
It's something for me that should be finished long ago but doing anything about it feels like torture because of unrealistic standards.
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>>7403040
wow rude
That's not how you talk to a lady!
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>>7403040
it was just the same as before hrt when i fapped multiple times a day just closer together.
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>>7403033
what did you do to get testes like that
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NOW WATCH
AND LEARN
HERE'S THE DEAL
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>all these trannies in heat
it's mating season in mtfg
which trip hookups can we expect this time
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>>7403046
And to add, when off HRT I am able to reduce the calories without feeling like shit.
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>>7403046
>Some people have larger appetites than others
No, some people have bigger stomachs, you can just starve and let it become smaller. That's why people get lap bands.
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>>7403046
eat filling foods and limit to 1500 cal per day
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>>7403060
I tried with anna but she has a 9 month waiting list
what a tramp
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIAEAVKcKrs

hit me up w/ a (you) if ur a nobody yo
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>>7403023
you need the fat in case you get pregnant
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>>7403047
Well duh, but it made me happy when I saw it :)
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>>7403052
be born a inbred aborted freak with a fucked up body
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>>7403071
did you at least get lower t levels from it
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>>7403060
prolly not me ;w;
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>>7403062
And that leads to a larger appetite what is your point? If your point is that it's not set in stone well thats what I was trying to do but it all ended in anger on the bus."Just starve" I mean do you hear yourself right now? Look this discussion is pointless, I'm quitting HRT and that's final.
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life tip #251: dont blowdry makeup brushes
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>>7402971
>I want to lose my weight before HRT has effects though so I can then be skinny and regain weight once hormone balance is female range.

This is ideal, but it isn't worth delaying hrt, especially since it takes upwards of 6+ months for fat patterns to start changing anyways. If you're on hrt and losing weight, it will go from male areas and add to female areas as you gain weight. In the long run it isn't a huge deal.

>>7402986
>Because I was impatient now I'm having to quit HRT to lose weight anyway meaning the whole of last year was a complete waste in terms of feminization progress.

This is a really dumb idea. If you aren't losing weight you need to look at your diet and activity level. Diet is far more important than activity. Hormones are not preventing you from losing weight.

>>7403046
>the diet I was on was working perfectly fine until HRT took a sledgehammer to my metabolism.
The difference in metabolism is like 200-300 calories max if you are a healthy weight. You can burn most of that just by going for a long walk every day.
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>>7403074
yeah because nobody knows what you look like and you're pre-hrt
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>>7403073
to the point where i had T injections and regular junk feel-ups with my doctor throughout my teens, yes
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>>7403060
Sertii+everyone
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>>7403047
:/ I'm sorry to hear that...is that like your standards or employers?
You're a writer, right?

>>7403048
You said come over bby to me saying my sex drive is back!!! That doesn't sound like lady talk

>>7403051
I never really used to do that
But now it's like the first one is amazing and then the amount of amazing drops after that

>>7403076
Ouch :/
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>>7402989
pretty well, I was able to get out early because I had an easy time explaining everything
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>>7403079
oh well that sucks
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>>7403075
Your stomach changes sizes. The more you eat the bigger it gets, you have to get it used to smaller meals by breaking them down through the day.
It would be very bad to quit hrt but it's your life, do your own mistakes.

>>7403081
I'm writing something that isn't really my area, hoping to have it as sort of promotion material, but I've been adding stuff for all this year and even when I know what I want to write it feels literally painful to make it happen.
It's weird. I should just sit down and do it.

Howare you dealing with your new lewdness?
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>>7403066
Ew
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>>7403065
H-hey that's just when I can first see you bby
If you come over earlier it's fine too though ;)

>>7403074
owo

>>7403077
Right yeah that's good enough. I'll just start weight loss now and then continue while on hrt.

>>7403081
Why not? Don't you want to knit together or go clothes shopping?
T-that's what girls do right?
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>>7403082
good girl :3
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>tfw take a photo in new underwear that makes it look i don't have a dicc
feelsgood
>>7403080
not on my watch
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>>7403078
correct.
unless anna would be evil and leak the two pics she has of me, it'll take a few more weeks for pics.

I once posted a pic but i didnt have a trip back then and it was pretty vague anyway

>>7403091
w2c those underwear
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>>7403075
Exercise some willpower for once in your life you fat piece of shit.
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>>7403023
winter is here, it's natural to want to just eat and eat and eat to stay warm

>>7403090
:3
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>>7403091
>implying you can stand all of Sertiis lewdness
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>>7403094
well the underwear isn't anything special
i was just in a weird position so it looked that way uwu
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>>7403091
uwu

>>7403099
i am pure for maeve
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>>7403097
But I get irritated and yell at homeless people on the streets if I don't have all my 6 meals
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>>7403094
I won't share, don't worry
They're in my private collection though, rare Frangies.
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>>7403088
I have something to eat for you
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>>7403094
> two pics she has of me

WAIT I WANT IN ON THAT
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>>7403102
awesome!

>>7403108
h-hehehe :3c
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>>7403077
Oh for fucks sake. Let me spell it out in greentext
>Off HRT I have no trouble losing weight
>On HRT I failed totally despite a year of trying
After a year of trying the same method and getting nowhere it's time to try another method ESPECIALLY if you know the other way is likely to be more successful. If I hadn't wasted the whole year trying then yeah maybe taking your advice would be a good idea but it's clearly not working.
>>7403086
Well at least you concede this, the fat shamer crowd such as this asshole >>7403097 refuse to even acknowledge stomach shrinkage

I'd just like to say that this general is full to the brim of people claiming they can't gain weight no matter what they do and I've never seen a word said against them.
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>>7403086
Jesus I can't even imagine how hard it is to turn something creative into a job. I have a hard enough time doing it for fun sometimes. How much work do you have left on it realistically?

I'm doing well with it. I felt weird, like I wasn't a real person, and completely useless without it. Now that it's back, while it's distracting, it's definitely a good thing.

>>7403088
Sure we could go clothes shopping or something
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>>7403115
try amphetamines
the weight will just fall off
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i like America because i haven't even had lunch yet and i've already had half my calories for the day just drinking over a pink of half and half and eating cookies while calling my sister in the UK

no-one seems to be clocking me, i haven't been misgendered once and i didn't set off any tranny scanners in airport security. no-one even gave a shit about my mones in my bag, and the TSA gave no shits about my suitcase full of tea and coconut oil for rubbing on my tits.

god bless America
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>>7403109
W-woah
Pretty thick
I am seriously considering getting a dragon dildo when I go abroad since they are pretty as fuck and that is the most important thing
Gonna slut it up in Glasgow desu

>>7403112
Shame :^)
Go get some big email conversations first!

>>7403116
>tfw barely any money
social life will suffer
I really really hope my parents will pay for my self medding but they probably won't
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>>7403117
Good idea.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnK6-UfoBSU
Yes or No?
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this person is cute i wanna look like them
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>>7403117
Is DNP too edgy? I swear Pleb does that?
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>>7403115
as someone complaining about not being able to gain weight I have to say E hasn't fixed anything in my life.
were you fat during your teen years? maybe that's just how puberty works with you.
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>>7403128
same desu
--------------------------
wow you're pretty!
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>>7403120
>rubbing tea on your tits
What?
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>>7403129
The sides can be unbearable
and you still need to restrain yourself from overeating

take enough speed and the thought of food will be disgusting
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me
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>>7403133
>>7403120
Tea?
Get out.
America has winter. I don't like it
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Fuckkkkkkkkk why am I such a huge faggot
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>>7403131
that's not me its someone on reddit

i can't remember if they are mtf or nb
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>>7403116
I don't think I've seen lewd basic around here, I can't really make that mental image. I'm sure the missus is happy.

If I sat down and just wrote everything I think a week at 8 hours per day should have everything done. At some point I lost like a month of work and rewrote everything in two days. I'm afraid of being too dependant on manic peaks or some shit.

>>7403120
>TB travels without clothing or anything, just a breifcase full of coconut oil and tea
I'm loving my head canon.
Are you there already? How was the moment you saw each other?
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>>7403120
Hi titch

>>7403122
If they did that'd be awesome.
It's cheap anyway though like €40 a month
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Nobody here knows who I am but you were all very nice to me when I posted pics and asked if I could pass but unfortunately you were wrong and I'm detransitioning.
Thank you for subscribing to my blog, sorry this is the last post.
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I NEED CHRISTMAS BAE TO UNWRAP PLS
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>>7403146
i bet you aren't that bad and are just a crazy tranny like 3/4 of the girls here
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>>7403128
It might be the lighting but that looks like a seriously solid brow.

>>7403146
kek
how about not doing that?
and this place was pretty much made for blogging as long as it is about being trans.
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in what way do you feel more grill than man?
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Anon was asking about cardiovascular issues with estrogen.

>>7402638
Basically estrogen itself does nothing huge, and testosterone actually has bigger heart-health warnings on it than estrogen. Lack of testosterone will slightly reduce your hemocrit levels, and over a long period of time slightly reduce your ejection fraction.
Spiro is the biggest problem. It has a primary effect on blood pressure and, even more importantly, should NEVER be combined with ACE inhibitors.
Personally that spiro/ACE inhibitor interaction is why I got onto cypro, but the blood pressure changes weren't helping me either. I was technically living with 24/7 tachycardia because my blood pressure was so low and the body was trying to keep me alive somehow.
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>>7403133
tea is for drinking, coconut oil is for tits

>>7403138
I am now American. i have a stock cupboard filled with hamburger helper and fought a festive wrapped yard of ground beef from Walmart. i don't have to leave the house for a week if i don't feel like it. and honestly i can't see myself missing tea that badly when it runs out- fresh coffee is just as good to wake up to
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>>7403145
Yeah it's worth it but I don't have a lot of money :(
My parents do usually pay for my health insurance payments and stuff but since this is kinda illegal they might tell me to go fuck myself and pay up.
Gotta play my cards well.
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>>7403134
I'm considering the speed but I just heard about ECA stack, this is at least legal.
>>7403130
Yes I was about 252 lbs. I lost it when I was 16 going down to 154 lbs and then regained it at 21 up to 238 lbs. Been fat ever since. Slowly been losing it, made it down to 214 lbs until starting HRT this year where I've jumped up to 220 and refused to budge for 10 months which is why I'm annoyed that know-it-alls are telling me it's all in my head and I just don't know how to lose weight. Also if you spent your whole life struggling with your weight it's very galling for aforementioned know-it-alls to scoff at "how easy" it is and put you down.
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i found red's reddit account she posts a lot of porn of herself and still was calling herself a guy
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>>7403141
Girls can't be faggots silly!
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>>7403017
see >>7403158
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>>7403161
It's essentially the same thing. Caffiene, aspirin and ephedrine, all stimulants.
If I'm being 100% honest with you, if you don't feel like you can do it without chemical assistance, then you won't be able to do it.

>>7403160
hope you're not going to emotionally blackmail them :/
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>>7403167
No of course not, I wouldn't even know how and I don't think they'd fall for it.
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>>7403141
Try smaller tits.
>Faye fell in love with herself this November
>She's her own gf for December
>>7403159
Coffee is the only drink to wake up to.
Murica
But why would you migrate to Trump land anyways
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>>7403157
my personality and how it conforms to female gender roles
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>>7403157
idk i just could never see a boy in the mirror
and especially during and after puberty
just a progressively uglier and more masc woman
that made me depressed and suicidal so i decided to do something about it
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>>7403157
i don't like man body and don't want to have one
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>>7403167
I have a problem
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>>7403159
remember that you don't need a hamburger to eat hamburger helper like a real american hero.

>>7403161
but what are your plans once you lose weight and pump more T? cycle hrt all your life?

>>7403172
I thogh Faye was her own girlfriend all her life.
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>>7403144
it was magic except i hadn't slept for 36 hours, the flights were shitty, my connection was delayed due to snow, airline food is terrible, and when i don't get sleep my body starts shutting down, i develop a cold and start shitting water uncontrollably. but it was a huge relief to touch down, step out and see her. we just clung together for ages, sobbed a bit, kissed, i picked up my case, we drove home, and ended up cuddling in bed. we're not shy, its not weird, it all feels totally natural. over a year long distance and finally we're together. actually making out is soooooo much better than blowing each other kisses over skype. we're so in love. i'm definitely gonna move here.

it wasn't just teabags and coconut oil desu, my mom bought me and Aife christmas presents to bring with me, a load of british candy for Aife, and i put tampons in there too for a laugh.

>>7403145
heyyy
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>>7403185
No. She finally realised boys liked how she looked this summer and ran with it.
The summer to remember;
Faye falling in love with Justin
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>>7403167
>>7403185
Don't we get the same "shame" attitudes towards using drugs to fix other problems such as mood (antidepressants) or muscle atrophy (steroids)? I think it's a baseless shame attitude borne out of Western society's penchant for deriding anyone who resorts to drugs as "weak" and "lazy". Obviously you need a base level of willpower but it's jumping to conclusions to say that said person will put in no effort to maintain their new weight once off the stimulants
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>>7403174
<3

>>7403186
That's so sweet!
I have troubles imagining either of you being that sweet, probably Aife more than you. Did you get any culture shock in this few days?

You can use those tampons to fight rats and small vermin if needed.
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what should i get my mommy for christmas i already got her some nice creams was thinking chocolate maybe
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tfw posting on mtfg wont get u a gf but u want to believe

>>7403066
delivered
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>>7403199
A son
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>>7403195
I'm just going off statistics
we all know you're one in a million
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>>7403203
fuck you bro she already has my little brother
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>let's try a dress
>oh okay
>next week
>let's have a bright red mani, a zip up dress that shows cleavage, heels, hair clips and let's talk like a girl

Shit needs to end
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>>7403202
You never know senpai
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>>7403206
Post the statistics smartass
Anyway my point still stands if I was making the opposite claim that I can't gain weight then we would not have had this argument.
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>>7403210
mani?
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>>7403195
You can't put all drugs on the same bag. Much less when you're selfmedding.
Those two particular examples (steroids and antidepressants) have much stronger hate boners than actual damage to your life (like 2 people a year die of steroid abuse, it's safer to abuse that than aspirins). But you're talking about amphetamins to get weight loss, that's an old lady way of wrecking your body that never worked for anyone.
Just break down your meals, eat slowly and stop when you no longer feel hunger, and find things to get stress relief besides eating.

>>7403199
If they are nice or expensive creams then the chocolate will be like a pointless extra, if you want to make a pack of smaller things you need at least 3.

>>7403203
brutal!

>>7403210
And it just took you a little while to find out how nice that is, right? :^))))))))))))
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>>7403213
but it's equally as retarded
I might not have said it, but I'd have thought it
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>>7403158
>>7403166
Ah, okay. At the core of it that's good to know, that I'm at least not making it worse on estrogen. Living in the states I can't really get cypro like I want but I'm hopeful that my cardiologist will figure something out that wouldn't make me stop hrt.

Sounds like our heart problems were different though. I have bradycardia, and an electrical problem. So I guess I will have to wait and find out.
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>>7403219
I'm done here, one day, one day you will find yourself hitting a wall in some task and some smart ass will come along and tell you bleeding obvious advice that you were following anyway for months and then you'll feel as frustrated as I do right now.
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>>7403203
i just kill myself now ok?
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>>7403211
tfw i live in a bumfuck area where i almost guarantee there's no mtfg qt pies

at least im on the west coast
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>>7403210
>>7403210
Ewwno. Nvm.
I'm not doing that.
>>7403207
*A son who can be a good role model for his brother
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>>7403231
losing weight is just another thing to check off the list of life
most people will wrestle with it at some point
don't waste time looking for quick fixes, just put in the work
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>>7403231
>>>/fit/fph
Learn how stupid and weak willed you are by seeing what happens to people when they make excuses like yours their whole life
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>>7403172
i agree about repealing Obamacare because its a hamfisted failure half measure that squeezes the lower middle class (i know thanks to Republicans being cunty as heck but Obamacare wouldn't have seemed that radical anywhere else), if you do socialised healthcare you need a revolution, make it for everyone, and make insurance kill. insurers are crooks

desu its not really my country yet so i find the politics kinda not really completely my business, i couldn't comment properly or get involved because i'd just be another smug brit laughing at the ignorant colonies like John Oliver. so long as i can get titty pills, i can get a job, pass and not get any tranny trouble, my gf keeps working, and the stores still have shit to buy, who cares really. i think America is more divided on food brands than politics, the political system overall lacks nuance and is pointlessly entrenched on stuff that divides the two parties wheras in the uk there can be similar divides within a single political party. things are black and white here, thats just how they are i guess. desu if shit really does go down in the next few years, we'll just flee to Ireland. the whole deal with everyone renting here means less property to tie you down anyway, as well as everything being disposable. its easy to up sticks and move cross country, or move countries completely. overall i'm not too worried.
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>>7403231
but that happens all the time
that's how you develop patience.
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>>7403237
Me too but not on the west coast.
>>7403235
Bring me along.
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>>7403242
Why live in the US if Ireland is an option?
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>>7403242
>Tb and aife escaping the exploding US to live in a farm in ireland
<3
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>>7403196
Aife is the sweetest, shes caring and affectionate and makes me so happy. the only culture shock i've had is everything here is huge. roads. food. i freak out seeing a Walmart or a Wendy's and i gotta take photos because 'omg cool its American as hell'

American trannys passing tips: get a british accent, everyone thinks british women are mannish and ugly so its like an insta-pass. i've used more public bathrooms in two days than i have my entire life beforehand
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o...
ohayo.
...
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/mtfg/
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>>7403251
it's like the irl tranny version of the southpark canadian memes
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>>7403256
oyo sheen
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>>7402960
I'm bi

>>7402967
now somebody needs to fire me up to have a good one.

>tfw WIFI router problems.
Somebody put some insulation on the top of it, and it overheated.

>>7403141
Get a Toyota 4x4, heaps are for faggots. ;)

>router still fucking up, but it's passing some data.
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>>7403240
>>7403241
>>7403243
I wasn't even the one who suggested drugs, someone else did and I said I'd consider it. I said I was quitting HRT.

A lot of hypocrisy coming from a board full of people who take drugs to escape their problems.
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>>7403256
hi
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>>7403264
If you know of a natural way to lower T and raise E, let me know
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>>7403264
Taking drugs to achieve something that's otherwise impossible is different than taking drugs as a shortcut.
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>>7403251
w-would a latin american accent work? will they be too pissed at my inmigration to care about gender?

>>7403264
Just because someone lacks discipline or interest to do something doesn't meant they can't understand how it works.
80% of girls complaining about being too skinny actually like being that way but want to sound healthy.
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>>7403268
cut your balls off naturally and eat natural foods with E, for example the progynova fruit
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>tfw writing down my whole life story in an email to the lgbt-hotline mail service
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>>7403276
:^)
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>>7403276
now you'd think that was the recommended path since it's "au naturalé"
but apparently saying that makes me a hypocrite
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>>7403245
because we'd both have to move. at the moment she has a good paying job. i quit my job to spend the holidays here. its comfy here, Aife knows things well. i'd have no culture shock in Ireland (though Aife might) because i'm a drunk lout who likes rugby and my Irish granny tried to beat the girly poofter out of me as a kid using a wooden spoon. she'd have to apply for an Irish passport to settle there which would be a faff, whereas i could just move.

basically it could only work if we were married and together an moved together as one unit. two people moving from two different countries to live in a country technically foreign to both is just hell for logistics, even though we could both get citizenship and formal gender changes really easy (i've already had my marker changed tho but i mean birth cert stuff)

i like the USA desu. its just good to have other options available if things don't go to plan ie tranny death camps, ban on gay marriage, economy goes to shit etc ^^
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I didn't get the chance to say anything yesterday, but apparently my doctor called my mom and gave me tge refferral to an endo on friday but she didn't say anything until after we saw my therapist. She should be calling to see if insurance will cover it today, hopefully it will and I'll be able to see them soon.
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>>7403223
Yeah, probably a bit different. The tachycardio and blood pressure turned out to be symptoms of a low ejection fraction. It was probably a virus' fault but the cardiologist wanted to rule out the possibility of heart attacks and had me on ACE inhibitors for a while.
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>>7403268
>>7403269
I'm talking about the recreational stuff you all do because you're sad. Just toughen up right? Just go for a walk?
>>7403274
If I lack discipline then how did I lose 90 lbs previously? How did I lose 30 lbs before starting HRT?
>80% of girls complaining about being too skinny
At the end of the day it's the same thing but they don't get shamed. And they really do want to gain, for breasts or hips.
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>>7403288
did u buy hrt?
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>>7403256
good morning sheen

>select all images with pizza
now i want pizza
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>>7403262
>Tfw own a Jeep j10 pickup, new Cherokee, Ford pickup, Toyota pickup
All 4x4
That looks like a jeep compass, idk. Belt driven garbage
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>>7403263
get a proper visa, common law marriage or civil partnership (love Colorado), wear wedding rings, take photos of us doing stuff together, have immigration review us, then apply for residency. idk it'll work out

>>7403274
only if you're short as hell, idk, do latin american women look like gawky, horsey teenage boys with long hair? just be english.
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>today, herpetology class
>took the class last year so me and another student are TAs
>we don't have to do that much, just help the teacher out with stuff when she needs us too
>annoying ogre looking motherfucker in the class
>listening to stuff while on the computer and he keeps pestering me
>have headphones in so pretend not to hear him, ignore him
>accidentally close the window of my browser, fuck
>headphones now useless so overhear him bitching about the other ta
>tell him that ta probably knew what she was doing because she was in the class last year
>ogre moans and says "oh so now you can hear me when i'm talking bout ur little friend?"
>tell him to shut up, call him a fatass under my breath
>typical tough guy "DURR SAY THAT AGAIN" comes outta him
>threatens to break my jaw, but can't cuz last time i remember he had one of those ankle bracelets on

I fucking hate high school
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>>7403288
hugg anner
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>>7403292
Yeah
I'm very anxious about it.
And I am sad because >tfw no gf
And I am too sad to motivate myself to finish my exam so I'll probably fail since I don't get 20% of the exam grade now :)
Luckily the exam grade is only 60% of the final grade and I did decent on the other 40%
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>>7403291
You're assuming a lot there friend.

I'm sure there's a reason that most of the country likes to get absolutely shit faced at the weekend.
The US tried to ban that once, didn't turn out well.
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>>7403303
It's one of those times I wish I wasn't tiny so I wouldn't have to be spineless all the time, but at the same time I'm alright with being small because transitioning. Sigh
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>>7403305
>tfw no gf
Why did you left Elsa then?
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>>7403287
that's great, then. right?

>>7403291
I'd be happy to have correct weight, but to be honest I've been skinny so long that it would be freaky to change that and I never do the actual effort I know it would take.
I don't know about your life. But you're gonna get people complaining if your plan is the stop your transition to lose weight by existing. What would even be the point of being healthy if you're a man?

>>7403294
We had a line of juices mixing fruits and vegetables. It was pretty tasty actually.
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>>7403303
is he a nigger?
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>>7403315
Nah
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>>7403305
its okay because soon you will be your own gf and then you can get a bf :3
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>>7403302
Not really short.
If I said I was bolivian or peruvian it might work, but it would take them to distinguish between countries and I don't think they can do that.
I'll start practicing my british accent I guess.
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>>7403318
call him a nigger
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>>7403304
I need real huggu but thanks sert c:

>>7403313
I don't know Elsa

>>7403320
But I don't want a bf and I don't want to be my own gf
:(
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>>7403285
The economy going to shit is the only sure bet. They're already projecting crazy inflation b/c of Trump's spending for intended policies.
What state is she in?
I'm getting name/gender changed in March & all my doc's squared away so I can gtfo to Canada, maybe elsewhere, cash providing.

I'll need to give somebody my guns, tho.....
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>>7403325
>But I don't want a bf
not yet
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>>7403300
I have a '94 Toyota pickup, '95 4Runner, '99 2500 Silverado, and '08 2500HD Sierra GMC. All are 4x4s. I want a Prius next... Fuck this farming...
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>>7403330
still not falling for that
I'm as straight as an arrow and no force on earth can change that
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>>7403324
Once again, I'm completely powerless in this situation. I'm 5'6", like 135 lbs. And he's a fuckin' ogre.
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>>7403290
Glad you're okay now anon. I hope things stay good for you. Heart problems are scary :(
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>>7403325
She's your sister and she obviously loves you.
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>>7403336
>tfw too white to be navaho
>tfw no thick perpetual dark hair

>>7403337
You have TAs in HS?
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>>7403337
maybe he just wants to be a girl and is jealous of you
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>>7403330
I just want the trashe back

>>7403341
you do know I'm not actually Anna from the movie Frozen, right?
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>>7403346
Yeah. It's more of an unofficial thing but yeah

>>7403347
Not actively transitioning until I get my ass out of senior year.
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>>7403352
>I just want the trashe back
Seeing how it supposedly ended I don't think that's happening lass.
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>>7403309
Yeah exactly because when abolitionist do-gooders told the public "just man up and deal with your problems!" they got told to get fucked.
>>7403314
So here we have someone who openly admits being too lazy to stop being underweight attacking me for "being too lazy to stop being overweight"
>But you're gonna get people complaining if your plan is the stop your transition to lose weight
People stop their transition for all sorts of reasons, maybe to stay in a job, maybe to save up for something else. At the end of the day it's their life and their decision. I don't even remember how this started but I most certainly did not ask for /mtfg/s advice on the issue.
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>>7403357
Oh I know
I never had hope since the moment I realised she blocked me
Doesn't change my feelings any though.
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>>7403352
Don't destroy my dreams!
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>>7403326
Colorado. she needs her name and gender change (its expensive and jeez does it take a while) but all my documentation is female apart from birth cert (not important really). like being a trans is so expensive, two trans together is rly crazy, i'm lucky with the uk being so easy on name and gender stuff so most of the things which are expensive are already out of the way. that said, i do plan on seeing a doctor here for trans stuff (i've been 16 months on a uk waiting list and fuuuuck that)

Canada sounds good desu, a friend just had srs up there and honestly Piere Brassard, poutine and politeness? i'm down with that.
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>>7403335
>I'm straight
dat freudian slip~

get dat dick girl
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>>7403358
All I said was that if your problem was with hrt it will start again if you start again.
And anything anyone says is grounds for people to express their opinions, that's how mtfg works.

I'll never deny that I'm a piece of shit.
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>>7403334
Gaymanschevy
:D
I have no use for a diesel.
The j10 is an '85 amc v8 360
The Yota is a '86 pickup with the 22r (and a cam, exhaust, headers, etc)..first year with ifs...
2004 f250 v8
And a '15 Cherokee trailhawk with all the trimmings & goodies for my highway cruiser/daily driver/ weekend explorationadventuremobile... (I only was okay with buying it b/c fiat took over)
Get a fucking TDI before the used ones get pricey b/c vw won't sell them in the us anymore starting next year. Still 45-60mpg
I'll NEVER buy anything non-4wd
>>
owo
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>tfw too sad and lazy to finish test
I mean even if I don't do the last exercise all I need is a 6.1 average for the other ones which isn't much at all
I just need to fix my sources now but no motivation
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>>7403367
I maintain my weight fine on HRT, if you actually read anything I said you'd know that I've been essentially the same weight the entire time. And your reasoning is dumb anyway, plenty people gain weight on HRT but don't go obese because they started at a low weight.
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>>7403345
Your cousins don't need help, sass.
>>7403362
I really wish the best for you two.
If you are going to tie the knot, having another tran to take care of really let's you feel the mother hen nurturing feels.

Pls be safe in this coming year :)
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>>7403314
Yep! Mildly annoying that my mom is the one getting called and she kept it from me for a few days, but at least things are going along fine for now.
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>>7403370
what's this?
>>
I promised myself I wouldn't eat tonight but I really want to
Why is life so difficult
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>>7403376
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=owo
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>>7403378
make a diet and stick to it
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>>7403373
I ignore all weights and heights that aren't in metric since they don't mean anything to me and I'm not gonna check each one.
I still don't get the idea of being a lighter man over a heavier woman, sounds like a downgrade.

>>7403379
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%3A%5E%29
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>>7403378
My diet is going really well, and I should be happy, but I can't stop worrying that some day soon I'll just break down and eat an entire cake
It's irrational, but knowing that doesn't seem to help
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hello ^_^ how are you girls doing?
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>>7403388
But I have no self control that is the entire problem
I should stop drinking beer
And I should stop raiding supply closet at night but it's so good
Being thin isn't worth it
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Help me i'm addicted to generating trips!
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>>7403393
murderer
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>>7403374
i like tidying up, making the house feel ordered, and making sure she eats desu (coffee is not a meal gosh darn it!)- knowing we've got big stuff to go through, surgery, it helps to have the understanding and support of someone also going through it. we took care of each other emotionally when we were long distance, it feels extra good to be physical now. kisses, cuddles, butt pats, just making each other food and coffees, snuggling on the couch under a blanket, talking about anythinh... we're basically married already, it feels like it. shes emotionally, physically and intellectually stimulating, i've never met anyone so smart and funny and hard working, or as loving and affectionate. i'm gonna cry like a baby when i have to fly back to the uk to reapply for my visa. i love her so much
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>>7403389
Upgrade for me, as I said if you were fat you'd understand how much it sucks. And it's like six fucking months, you're acting like my jaw will double in size during that period. I wasn't even presenting female anyway.
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>>7403393
I'm good, ordered 'mones
How're you?
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>>7403397
Nipple show or nipples how?
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>>7403379
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=what's this?
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>>7403393
Wifey just told me my sister called her & told her my mom was creeping my fb and said I look really pretty in the photos I posted in the past couple days.

I want to cry but the whole, 'mommy doesn't accept me/love me' thing is repressed in my jaded closet with everything else.

I guess you could say I'm apathetic.


How have you been?
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>>7403407
>Titch found herself a wife
omfg.
I couldn't do that. I'd just be here illegally at that rate.
I'm really happy someone else gets to feel this kind of happiness!
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>>7403402

now who did i kill?

>>7403409

aw that's great! happy to hear it. i'm good. just playing the new overwatch update with my friends :)

>>7403412

you sound more ambivalent honestly lol. but you kinda always sound like dat.
um i've been doing good, going to california for 2 weeks in the 21st. flying into san fran. excited to see my family, i miss them.
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What's the verdict on being called cute/pretty regularly on dating sites, professional t-girls?

Pre-HRT and I don't go out in anything but boymode so it doesn't really happen in meatspace. I do occasionally get called pretty or mistaken for a girl at work, by customers or coworkers (it's the long hair) but it's very infrequent, and I just get really embarrassed and try to hide my power level

on OKCupid tho, even though I'm sure I'm a gross, I get 4 or 5 messages daily and my likes go up pretty steadily. Is this just normal dating site stuff? Would this be drastically higher if I was actually cute, or should I turn in my hon card
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>>7403424
Rlly, I already cried for a few weeks about not having family anymore.
I'm over it... Like having a broken heart and then just one day you don't feel it anymore.
Dunno

Christmas?

I always wondered... What do you tell them you do for money?
Do you have your mrman boyfriend now, btw?
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>>7403429
chasers
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>>7403408
Going off hrt for ten months is my greatest regret.

>>7403424
omg an Edie

how is the hair? how is the boy?
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>>7403429
the internet is a big place
a flavour for all tastes
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>>7403429
I've been called cute in person, but I'm still ugly guy mode. It could be my personality I guess?
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>>7403436
>how is the boy
come one quid
>expecting her to have the same boy for more than two weeks
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Hey I know some of you nerds Tokemon, just roll up a fucking Bulbasaur and smoke that shit. What about CBD vapes?

I'm thinking of getting one to see if it actually relieves my depression and dysphoria, was wondering if anyone has tried vaping CBD or dabbing it for the same reason
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>>7403446
speak english
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>>7403446
"dad I'm trans"
"thats okay now go to bed, I have to go to the hardware store to get some lye, zip ties, duct tape and a shovel"
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>>7403429

getting a compliment on a dating site as a girl is like taking a breath of air. it happens thousands of times a day and it's nothing special lol

>>7403432

well you're the only one that can solve your issues yknow. get over the 'i have no family' bit and form a connection with them.
that's just my opinion tho. and ye i'm going to spend christmas and new years with them. c:
they know i cam and they don't care. i have a very.............interesting family. no official bf yet, but dating and stuff, ye.

>>7403436

hello am edie!!!!!! hello quiddy!!!!!!!!
um hair looks like pic related. boy is ok. altho there's a new boy with tattoos all over and a huge dick that i'm also kinda doin stuff wit.
i find that the guys i'm actually interested in aesthetically are interested in me more now that i changed my look lol
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>>7403436
Did you masculinize significantly?
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>>7403037
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11860493
Robbie violates the NAP
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edie more like dumbie
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>>7403453
>it's nothing special lol
MAYBE FOR YOU
I LOOK LIKE RAT AIDS
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awoo excited as fug for tomorrow
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>>7403470
your ket finally arriving?
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hi
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>>7403471
I sure hope so
Mostly for going to the movies with Sertii though :3
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>>7403447
Ok, sorry. Does anyone here squeeze the oil out of some hemp and then either rub it on your tongue/take it in pill form/smoke it out of a vaporizer.

You can legally sell and smoke this stuff almost everywhere, it's only got the CBD chemical which apparently helps with anxiety, depression, restlessness, numbs pain etc. but because it has no THC, it doesn't make you high

Just figured some people here might wanna try it, it's supposedly really helpful for a ton of disorders, but I'm just going off second-hand info here
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>>7403453
Hi SWEdie.
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>>7403477
ren hi
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>>7403477
hi
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>>7403458

h-heh ya

>>7403466

o-oh. idk compliments don't mean nothin really.

>>7403484

hi tahmmy
>>
Just letting y'all know that now that I'm back on T I'm probably gonna be a lot edgier.
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my throat huuuuuuurts
i talked in girl voice so much today
i spent like 2+ hours non stop talking withs omeone because I was training them
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>>7403453
so you dumped nerdy beta? or just gave up on helping him?
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>>7403453
You don't understand, they won't answer or return my calls b/c I transed. I'd love a connection... But meh.

It's fucking bittersweet when you finally start to look pretty & your mom acknowledges you look like a cute girl; the families ties become completely severed
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>>7403493
how r u bae
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>>7403453
edie the dog??????????
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>>7403488
sHeen
i havent seen you in 5ever desu
hows it goin lady
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>>7403498
>expecting edie to have the same boyfriend for more than a week
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>>7403506
tfw haven't been Edies bf yet, feelsbadman
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>>7403504
dork

four-eyes dweeb
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>>7403495
Don't rape.
>>7403488
Is it warm there?
It's cold here
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>>7403504
Fatter than ever and more stupid
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>>7403477
Lauren
it's my birthday ^-^

>>7403496
Grace
it's my birthday ^-^

rest your voice, drink tea or something ok?
>>
Moana y/n?
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>>7403504
um, not good right now
how are you Michelle?

>>7403515
its only 73F atm
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>>7403514
rude

>>7403516
very rude, wow. kys.
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>>7403496
Aife is using her girl voice more, and i only have my girl voice, and its funny because of us talking so much there's an edge of britishness creeping in. i use American words all the time so some of my brit accent is has slipped away over the last year thanks to her influence.

we've become transatlantic.
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>>7403498

a little of both? he was way too nervous about everything so ya. the guy i'm interested in now is a lot more confident. i kinda prefer that.

>>7403500

well maybe she'll try to reach out then.

>>7403501

i'm okie. eating a salad rn before i go back to play OW. i have a TON of tension in my neck and shoulders so i'm taking the day off of work. can't turn my head all the way to the left lol
hru bb

>>7403503

yes

>>7403506

just cause i date a guy doesn't make him my bf ok
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>>7403520
I still gotta see it
Going this Friday I think
>>
>>7403516
this
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>>7403524
It's just how it is
>>
i have a good range of vocals
I've been told my voice is both deep and higher pitched so i dunno
i can't do girl voice ;~;
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>>7403432
That's fucked up. I've never heard you mention your family before.
>>7403520
It's the same old tired Disney movie formula except culturally enriched.
>>7403525
Why are so many Brits abandoning our great country for the epicentre of world evil?
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>>7403522
oh well i hope you get better

i met this ex-army dude the gym and we spot each other when we bench so it's alright
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>>7403537
>jamal
>>
>>7403518
Happy birthday~
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>>7403518
happy birthday
>>
when I try to do a girl voice all I can manage just sounds like the stereotypical gay voice
how do I push my voice further and into the female range?
>>
>>7403529
it was decent
>>7403537
i feel it was more for visuals and the music
the music was good but i kept getting hints of frozen from it, they were enjoyable but felt like it was a reaaaally long music video
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>>7403541
I'm an alpha male now
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>>7403538
I don't think there's any getting better for me.
thats cool, are you seeing him or is it just a friendship?
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>>7403547
a steady diet of cum will smooth out your vocal cords and give you the ability to have a cis girl voice
trust me, I'm an expert
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>>7403556
where do I procure this 'cum'?
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Getting ready for my second spiro.
I guess I should hold E for a month?
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>>7403554
i wish desu, he's pretty cute.

nobody wants a dickless manlet though.
>>
>>7403527
Should take a hot bath or get a massage senpai. Kinda shitty, high fever, feels like flu, make it stahp pls
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>>7403495
>Jamal
im dying
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>>7403522
9, here

-16 tonight
:(
>>7403537
I try not to harp on it...
Really only mentioned it in the moment.
My wife & two cats are my family now
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okie, i'm gonna get going. i'll probably visit while i'm bored at the airport next week or something. ciao bbs. i leave you with this vidjo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqwLKQIsvVo
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>>7403453
omg love it
that makes a lot of sense, you didn't look very "alt" before

>>7403454
Of course. Every day I think about it and hate myself, I doomed myself to eternal hondom. I would pass now.
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>>7403560
give him the succ
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>>7403537
i got sick of looking at old people, neo nazis, blacks and muslims. i got spit at by swarthy youths for not wearing hijab once time too many. i got sick of waiting more than 16 months to see a trans doctor. i got sick of being happy in the face of a bunch of mardy assed, po-faced saggy folks. i got sick of the rise of fascism and censorship. if anyone likes Britain at this point they're probably rich, old and nostalgic, or stupid. 'Jamal' if that is your real name, Cyril Lickspittle. i know who you are
>>
Test
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>>7403558
tinder, grindr, parking lot behind Denny, etc are good places to look for dick but you have to suck them to get cum
an alternative is to rob a sperm bank, setting yourself up with a nice supply
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>>7403547
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
I do the larynx thing and just talk in my girl voice all day every day
my voice has steadily progressed over time
I used to sound like a huge faggot and now my voice can pass
Practice practice practice
Keep at it
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>>7403568
he isn't gay.
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>>7403574
neither are yuo
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>family trying to guilt me into talking with them
>family trying to guilt me into spending time with them
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>>7403566
I bet it was all in your mind, why didn't you stay on blockers?
>>7403562
I'm listening to gangster rap to cement my masculinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U
Did you like your drawing?
>>7403570
> i got spit at by swarthy youths for not wearing hijab
In Cambridge, really?
>Cyril Lickspittle
I'm not whoever this is
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>>7403571
test this
*grabs crotch*
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>>7403580
>masculinity
More like douchbaggery lol

Yeah it was spot on thanks bro
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>>7403584
don't stop
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>>7403542
>>7403546
ty
>>
im sleepy
who wants to cudlde and nap
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night girls~
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>>7403584
*crotch grabs u back*
Tables have turned pal :^]

>>7403589
Same
Me
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>>7403559
I took E from the start, just at a lower dose.
I don't hate my boobers
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>>7403580
It's not in my mind, unlike angie everyone I've shown documentation to has agreed :P

Because I was dumb, but you're not staying on blockers are you? That would kind of ruin the point

Either way, cessation permanently affects your potential.
>>
>>7403580
Mill Road aka 'Jeddah jr'
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>>7403589
I want to cuddle someone but I live in the country with no one around
I wish I was back at college
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>>7403578
yeah but i look like a guy so

also im bi with a preference for dudes
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>>7403589
me
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>>7403589
y-yeah
>>7403590
nini
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>>7403600
same
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>>7403614
cool cool
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>>7403595
>but you're not staying on blockers are you?
Idk I have no reason not to but right now I just feel the whole thing has been a clusterfuck and I feel like quitting everything to think about things.
>cessation permanently affects your potential.
I never had any potential to begin with lmao
>>7403597
Seemed pretty posh to me when I visited.
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I want benis to suck pls
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>>7403621
same.
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>>7403621
turbolewd
>>
>show up to voice therapy
>she asks about posture and he effect of having breasts in your perfery
>she tells me they look fantastiicccc

>tfw no one cares who I was until I put on the dress
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>>7403629
if you take it off will you die?
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>>7403629
>DD tits and a male voice
How does that work?
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>>7403630
It would be very painful?
>>
are you bisexual if you only like 2 genders and one is trans?
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>>7403630
>>7403632
Why is this scene so memed out?
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>>7403639
that's a deep cultural question
I shall oversimplify it
>It's a meme you dip
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>>7403638
bisexual means you are into bigendered people
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>>7403629
you and rawr make me dysphoric
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>>7403631
You forgot to add in the male restroom

>>7403630
I did it for youuuuu
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>>7403644
i thought it meant 2
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>>7403646
lmao why would i make you dysphoric?

im not attractive or passable
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>>7403648
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>>7403590
gn sertii //
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>>7403651
you are compared to me, also you got srs and you've had boyfriends and you live life as a normal girl.
I'm a joke.
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>>7403658
i live life as a dude.
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>>7403646
Why would I make you dysphoric I'm not attractive or passible

Also I have this cute tan bottom sole on this show that matches my dress and my purse is tan and navy so it does work
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>>7403651
I understand you're speaking form a different perspective, but understand that sheen is also speaking from a different perspective.

This is a competition with the winners already predetermined.
Even if you don't win, you can still score higher than others, and the starting point is almost never fair.

So I can understand why seeing people who A. Have it better than her and B. Complain that their life isn't as good as other peoples.

In short, be grateful for what you have, because lots of people have far less,
>>
Would anyone want to go to Anime los Angeles with me?
There are some pretty great parties with lots of free booze.
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>>7403662
>>
birthday dinner tiem bye all
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>>7403666
happy birthday alex!!
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I started hacking up red velvet ribbons with my phlegm and saliva in the morning, like four days ago
And I've been feeling way better ever since then.
Maybe I'm sloughing off dead tissue?
Or maybe i'm dying, who knows
I got an x-ray like two days ago and they told me everything looked ok, and also that i don't have an infection, so, i mean
I guess i shouldn't be worried?

Anyways, this soup is delicious.
Is my moustache visible in this one?
It's supervisisble irl, i'm getting real upset about it.
>>
>>7403666 (nice trips)
happy b-day!
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>>7403664
I can, if you ask my parents i buy your cosplay and be your bitch
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>>7403672
Oh I don't think I could ask your parents.
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>>7403670
HI VENASSA
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>>7403661
>>7403662
I'm going to go.
you both are pretty, whether or not this is trolling or bdd or you genuinely believe it because dysphoria you are going to double down and insist that you're manly men.
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>>7403672
>>>7403664
>I can, if you ask my parents i buy your cosplay and be your bitch
Am lonely for ever :(
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>>7403674
h-hello?
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>>7403673
Am going to be aloke forever:(
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>>7403682
HI HOW ARE YOI
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>>7403688
um im ok, how are you? =3
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>>7403680
aww anon :(
>>7403683
no ;;
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>>7403676
As a lone backer sized macho man, I'm appalled at your accusation
>>
Who is Jamal?
>>
>>7403692
Faye please stop being a bitch and kicking her while she's down

Your constant insistence that you are a man only does more hard to those around you who are much less fortunate
>>
>>7403697
maybe...


...


thats her plan...
>>
>>7403692
there we go
for the second time you've intentionally made me cry
>>
>>7403676
seriously, i live as a dude. i only went fulltime for surgery.
>>
Maybe my repression will finally give me the push to leave this place. Cya everyone.
>>
Woot, finally got an appointment with an endo, january 17th. Only shitty part is we're not sure if insurance will cover it or not, but I think I can handle $320 if it doesn't, though paying for mones on top of that could get tricky..
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This is the first time I've ever browsed while listening to music on my headphones. I've been missing out.
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>>7403722
Whatcha listening to?
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>>7403722
what music are you listenin to
>>
>>7403713
Same
>>
>>7403730
>>7403732
Bonobo's late night tales mix, right now is Darondo
>>
>>7403129
pleb takes 4-mph (mpf?)
>>
Some 3/10 manlet dweeb started messaging me on OKcupid and I'm being really nice and just sorta chatting. We start talking about the new final fantasy and which ones we like, and he mentions ff 10

He just messaged me with >hey I'll be your tidas if you be my yuna ;)

Help me /mtfg/ I'm gonna have a fucking stroke
>>
i want a boyfriend ;_;
i need to hurry up and better myself so i can get the best one!
>>
>>7403780
Send him the laughing scene.
>>
>>7403786
come over bby ;)
>>
>>7403780
He just linked me a FF10 amv
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>>7403787
Way ahead of you ahaha
>>
>>7403791
But you're a girl! I want a man who could come over and help me dry off this wet hair I have rn!
>>
>>7403804
I'm not a girl I am a manly man who is just going to take HRT to beat it!
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11870831
http://www.strawpoll.me/11870831
http://www.strawpoll.me/11870831
http://www.strawpoll.me/11870831
http://www.strawpoll.me/11870831
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>>7403804
You are aware girls also have hands capable of drying things off with right
>>
>>7403805
quiet amy!
>>7403811
yeah but
i want a boyfriendddddddd
>>
>>7403808
what if im passable without ffs
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>>7403819
Amy is my example, it's true
Spartan is my God
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>>7403835
amy is dumb and will be back on hrt within a few weeks
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>>7403827
Post your photo without angle tricks
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>>7403839
Don't eat meat
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>>7403864
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>>7403864
And allow animals to overpopulate and bring more death?
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>>7403839
that looks so fkn yummy
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>>7403868
>>7403870
Stop defending meat eaters.
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>>7403875
It's gonna be even yummier once it cooks down and I bake it into a pie
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>>7403858
>implying she's not still on
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>>7403863
not posting my face for some autistic fuck to latch onto and post 24/7
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>>7403870
DEATH
EATH
ATH
TH
H
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>>7403876
>>7403864
:(
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>>7403864
>>7403876
>trying to be mean to my friend lauren
>>
goodbye
>>
this thread is dildos

and slow
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>>7403938
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>>7403369
>diesel
For the towing amount I do, diesels cost to much. I only have gasers.

>>7403720
Have them bill it as "endocrine disorder". That should be covered.
>>
>>7403876
Can I still shovel wheelbarrels worth of doritos into my face?
>>
>>7403953
Only if you run 10 miles a day.
>>
>>7403953
yes
who cares about the billions of rodents and insects that get killed in the name of big corn
as long as you dont eat cute things
>>
>>7403964
your not even making fun of me accurately
>>7403960
why are you making fun of people 30 years younger than you on the internet
>>
>>7403949
My mom is dumb and doesn't want to ask anyone to stretch the truth because she thinks they won't do it and apparently the effort of trying isn't worth over 300 dollars.
>>
>>7403941
Nah at least dildos feel nice when you stick them in your b-hole
>>
>>7403970
why are people 30 years younger than me wanting to do stupid things?
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>>7403981

What good is being young if you can't be a little stupid?

I mean, look at me, I'm taking drugs without supervision to become as girly as possible. We're all mad here.
>>
>>7403977
It's the only way I get my hormones paid for... Saves me big bucks every year.
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>>7403981
>implying everyone here isn't doing stupid things right now
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>>7403977

Also hey, speaking as someone in the medical field?

Insurance will go to any lengths not to pay for shit. Don't feel bad about taking every available route.
>>
>>7403964
Put your big corn inside me fempai

>Insects
Lol I don't think anyone cares, there's 2 many anyway for it to matter
>rodents
OH NO I HAD RATS AND THEY WERE MY LITTLE BABIES, NOW IT'S BAD AGAIN

I feel so conflicted now
>>
>>7403990
I started this cycle of hormone unsupervised... ;)
>>
>>7404002
>Put your big corn inside me fempai
l-lewd
>Lol I don't think anyone cares, there's 2 many anyway for it to matter
wow, racist as well as a murderer!
>NOW IT'S BAD AGAIN
das rite
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>>7404009

Yeah but I thought I had it. 200mg Spiro and 2mg Estrofem, but now I'm hearing E is wasted in the first month, and you want to start low anyway.

This is why I should have a doctor helping me! I just was going crazy. I had to do something.
>>
>>7404019
i'm so jealous of you!
i want to start hormones already!!

but im really happy for you =)
>>
>>7404001
post pics of u in a nurse outfit pls
>>
>>7404019
In the first week maybe, but after that it should become more and more effective. The reason they wait to start E is so if there are any issues with taking the cypro or spiro, there is no confusion if it is the AA or the E.
>>
>>7404002
>>7404013
im saying you should avoid animal suffering when possible, and factory farming and slaughterhouses are the most obvious things to attack

its obviously impossible to totally eliminate suffering

i realize that animals are killed in any form of agriculture, tge goal is to minimize this
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I wore heels like all day today and no one made fun of me or was mean

They make my butt look fat though, I don't remember it looking like this a few years ago, I think I should lay off the squats or something
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boop
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>>7403981
>>7403970
>you're stupid
>no you're stupid
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>>7404030

You know it's just scrubs, right?

>>7404022
Don't do what I'm doing, it's stupid. Talk to a doctor.

>>7404031

Well, I feel more or less fine. Mouth and throat are a little dry, but that's because I'm peeing out my electrolytes, and those are easy to replace.
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>>7404046
when are you getting srs, ffs and a boyfriend?
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11871193
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>>7404074
no
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>>7404064
Who cares just put on a sexy nurse outfit and we can pretend
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>>7404074
This seems like it might be slightly biased.
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>>7404033
>im saying you should avoid animal suffering when possible
they don't suffer if you kill them quickly
>>
>>7404064
and possibly wait 2-4 years, no thanks, ill talk to the doctor but im going to self-med until then
>>
>>7404098
they live an entire life of suffering before that
the really awful thing is how they're breed to die, not that they're killed
>>
>>7404107
we should probably move away from stuff like battery farms and buy free range animal products, that'll make it better
>>
>>7404046
Heals change the butt shape for the better, also the calves and thighs too.

>>7404107
Actually cows have it good compared to deer. They get medical care, and are protected from predators. If they get sick, they are treated to make them well. If a deer gets sick or injured, some mountain lion comes along and eats it, often while it's still living.
>>
>>7404019
I just heard you can just start E right away? Contradictory shit is so annoying
>>
>>7404098
go to a factory farm and look at what condition the animals live in

they cut part of the chicken's beak off because they are so stressed from living like that they would peck each other to death
>>
in many ways, blaire white reminds me of moap

i think that's why i find it easy to cum to both of them
>>
>>7404118
free range chickens will also peck each other to death.
>>
>>7404019
>>7404116

My endo started me with 200mg spiro and 2mg estrace, bumped to 4mg e at 3 months, 6mg at 6 months and 8mg at 9 months. Dosing is dependant on bloodwork and levels obv.
>>
>>7404112
the problem is that those kind of farms require so much land that they can't meet the demand for meat and animal products
the solution is to reduce or eliminate the demand
>>7404115
how do you defend things like artificial insemination separating calfs from their mothers, branding, living in cages etc
>>7404127
yes
the solution is to not have farms
>>
>>7404129
>involving medical professionals
What are you, American? ;^)
>>
>>7404133
Canadian, so close :)
>>
I need sleep but I also need to submit this paper
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I just finished my run on the treadmill. I'm pretty good with exercising. If only I could stick to my diet too.
>>
>>7404130
>the solution is to not have farms
I see you want to starve...
Calves get separated from their mothers in the wild. Pretty normal there. Branding, rarely done anymore. Cages are used for maintaining health and control when having the run free would cause problems.
>the solution is to reduce or eliminate the demand
lol good luck. people like and need meat.
>>
>>7404145
diet is more important for weight loss desu
>>
>>7404145
are you a new trip
>>
>>7404151
exercise is good for cardiovascular health
>>
>>7404151
I know. :(

>>7404154
Yes.
>>
>>7404150
why do people need meat?
>>
>>7404158
yeah exercise is good but i meant when trying to lose weight (was assuming thats what she is doing) diet makes more of a difference
>>
>>7404164
easily obtained, tastes yummy.
>>
>>7404164
only real answer is they don't
>>
Someday all meat will be lab-grown and everyone will be happy.
>>
>>7404164
You try feeding the planet without meat
>>
>>7404177
>what is a vegetable
>>
>>7404166
has anyone got the manga with the chubby girl who eats one huge meal like a sumo wrestler and think she is eating healthily?
>>
>>7404161
hi new friend
who are you
>>
>>7404179
the third world they eat grains and legumes and are starving
the first world eats meat and is fat

there should be a happy medium
>>
>tfw you were born at the correct time to be able to not only alter your bodies hormones artificially but be able to buy said hormones online
i should count my blessings desu

there's no way these online pharmacies will last with this increasing influx of trannies illegally buying prescription medications
>>
and im sure someone will say something about arable land implying that meat is the only thing feeding people

this is a convenient fiction used to stop arguments

the truth is we can more than feed the world with what we already have, which could be increased if you didn't feed so much of it to livestock

we throw most of it away
>>
>>7404193
ahaha nice very deep analysis there buddy
>>
>>7404199
animals are worthless because they are not philosophical beings
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8A0uUYuId8
>>
>>7404193
the starving people don't eat

why are first world vegans so healthy (im aware im not the best example of this)
>>
>>7404199
what about other animal products, like leather or wool or milk?

if we're going to kill animals for those things, might as well eat the meat too
>>
>>7404206
>so healthy
*wirey and malnourished
>>
>>7404204
Why is intelligence important?

Do you want to kill people with downs too?
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>>7404210
>omg delete this
>>
>>7404206
>the starving people don't eat
so you are saying that veganism/vegetarianism is a first world problem? :^)
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>>7404214
no
very bad pun
>>7404210
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>>7404150
Hey, I see you've got some fight in you tonight. I like that.
>>
>>7404216
>no
really because those in the third world who dont get enough to eat would be offended at you turning your nose up at perfectly good food
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>>7404187
I'm just a friendly girl (male) from the midwestern United States. I'm shy. I started tripping so I'd take my transition more seriously. I'm pretty generic MTFG material. For example, I like video games and anime.
>>
>>7404223
thats a stupid nonargument and you know it
>>
>>7404230
>non argument
hey its not my fault you are a spoiled westerner
>>
>>7404206
Because most vegans are wealthy, sheltered asses. They don't know stress. Stress is the real killer these days. Not junk food, not smoking, not pollution. Stress. Despite what green wackos and health nuts loudly claim.
>>
i've just had a brilliant idea

what if we found a way to breed animals without pain receptors or even brains? that way they wouldn't suffer at all
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>>7404226
You sound like my kind of generic
where in the midwest
what games do you play
and what anime do you anime
how far into transition
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>>7404233
are you saying that stressed people need meat?

what is so magical about meat that makes it better for you than plants with the same nutrients properties
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>>7404234
>Without brains.
Might as well skip the hassle of breeding such animals and eat vegans instead. They're organic and naturally brain-free.
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>>7403949
But the 2500hd?
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>>7404239
do you think that's clever?
just replace vegan with any undesirable group
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>>7404211
i think, therefore i am.
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this thread is stupid
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>>7404238
>>7404216

Why are you so fat, if you're a vegan.

All of those men have femme muscles. Animal protein packing women acquire the same definition.
The men... They're Adonis's
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>>7404245
>just replace vegan with any undesirable group
jews are too stringry
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>>7404252
>Why are you so fat, if you're a vegan.
wouldn't that contradict the point that vegans are starving and emaciated though
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>>7404249
grace, can you please tell everyone to get a little meat inside of them and that once they do, they'll feel a lot less stressed
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>>7404226
North/south Midwest?
I'm very north.
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>>7404252
ive actually lost 10 pounds since being vegan but that's just because plants are less nutrient dense

plants aren't better for you, they're the same thing

but plants don't feel pain or suffer

if you have a choice between the two , why would you pick meat
>>7404262
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>>7404263
Meat's good for ya
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>>7404265
>>7404226

>midwest
Ohio.
>games
Pic Related. I also like JRPGs a lot.
I've been busy with university so I don't have a lot of time to play though.
>anime
I'm watching Welcome to the NHK right now. I just finished Toradora which made me cry. I love romance. My bf has pleb ecchi taste so I also watch a lot of fanservice garbage with him, but that's fun too.
>transition
I'm only just starting, but I'd rather not say more. Bums me out because I'm late.
>>
>>7404268
Ohh myy
>>
>>7404226
you seem nice, I hope you enjoy it here, and dont mind the anons
>>
>>7404269
>Ohio.
ooo which part of ohio
i'm near cleveland (not that it matters because i'm too much of a shut-in autist to meet up with anyone nearby lol)
>>
>>7404269
>shadowrun: dragonfall
>vtmb
mah nigga, good taste
>>
>>7404245
No need for it to be clever. Making fun of vegans is like shooting fish in a barrel. With a bazooka. That's what makes it fun.
>>
>>7404164
B-12 and long chain Omega-3 fatty acids are concentrated in meats and vital for brain maintenance and function. Trying to get them from a vegan diet is near impossible. Over 50% of vegans are B12 deficient.
>>
>>7404275
I'm a shut-in too. I live in rural north-central Ohio.
>>
>>7404279
they have supplements for this
most Americans are deficient in potassium, vitamins e a d and c, magnesium, and calcium
>>
>>7404289
isn't vitamin e deficiency very rare?
>>
>>7404289
Bacon is the best supplement for vitamin B deficiency. Actually, that's what the B stands for.
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>>7404294
haha bacon
upvoted
>>
>>7404291
youre right, its not actual deficiency, just pess than what it should be
>>7404294
epik
>>
>>7404193
>the first world eats meat and is fat
is much more likely from the high rates of carbohydrate consumption.

>>7404220
Needed to take my anger out on somebody...

>>7404242
>But the 2500hd?
6.0L gas engine with tow package. Does nicely. I can accelerate up a grade 5 hill pulling a 20,000 lbs trailer.
>>
>>7404305
why are you so angry?
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>tfw you weren't born a cute girl
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>>7404307
when did you give up meat anyway? did you go full vegan all at once, or did you go vegetarian first?
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>>7404268
protein =3
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>>7404314
full vegan over the summer but id been thinking about it for a while
i kind of dissociated it as something that was moral but for other people because I thought it was going to be too hard for me
it isn't actually very hard
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>>7404312
pls dont remind me
>>
>>7404305
Any reason for that anger?
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rWReoI0KlD0

>.<
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>>7404324
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>>7404324
it has been much lewder bby
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>tfw you just got a capable phone and are playing pokemon go in December, months past its prime.
I was born to travel this pokemon world alone.

>>7404320
I reminded myself.

>>7404322
Stop mocking me Faye.
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>>7404322
I bet you want a husband and to be a mommy to you faggot
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>>7404289
>most Americans are deficient in potassium, vitamins e a d and c, magnesium, and calcium
Funny, I'm not deficient in any vitamins except b12 which I seam to have a specific genetic issue with the absorption of, and folic acid which seams to block my use of methylfolate. Any folic acid you ingest must me altered into methylfolate to be used. Folic acid is common in leafy green things.

>>7404307
If you had my life you'd understand.
>>7404321
It'll be in my next email.
>>
>>7404331
i know, feels bad
>>
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I look so weird
I'm a boy growing boobs

Also I have an unshaven face
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>>7404324
the natural consequence of putting too many sexually repressed adolescents in the same place, but not letting them fugg each other
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>>7404342
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>>7404340
Looks cute to me, but don't be lazy about facial hair.
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>>7404333
And now I'm crying
>>7404340
uwu
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>>7404342
>>7404343
the cocklust is real!
>>
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>>7404342
>>
Tfw hrt made me gain fat in my stomach and no where else
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>>7404343
>tfw no orgy
tho that's a good thing desu
>>
>>7404337
>Funny, I'm not deficient in any vitamins
i mean she did say most americans, not all. that doesn't really dismiss her argument.
>>
>>7404358
maybe do some aerobics?
>>
>>7404305
Ahhh
Okee.
Most I ever pull is a trailer no heavier than something I can throw in the bed
>>7404279
I love salmon.
Sweet sweet salmon
>>7404269
Ohhhh. Im in ND and really wanted a friend.
Nvm
>>
>>7404340
Ribbbbs
>>
>>7404361
>no orgy
>a good thing
there's a significant amount of holes in this thread being under-utilised
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>>7404373
i doubt that ;)
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>>7404373
True but I'm not attracted to most people here so it would be a little weird to use all of them yknow
>>
>>7404373
>Tfw I begged for girlcock today but she said work made her really tired
Welp.
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Sluts. Sluts everywhere.
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>tfw you've been posting pictures of your cis gf
>tfw you're flat and really masculine irl
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Hmm, doing a bit of research here and it turns out I may have the doses a little too high after all.
>>
>>7404381
I've only had one partner. I'm pure. If he dumps me though..
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>>7404385
That would make me feel a lot better desu
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>>7404385
>Someone willingly posted this picture online
God help us.
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>>7404353
>And now I'm crying
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>
>>7404402
Yeah I just did
>>7404398
I'm a cis soldier grace, I'm just here to get a gf
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>>7404412
>I'm just here to get a gf
i volunteer
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Dont fall for it Faye. Its a trap! And not the good kind!
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>>7404352
Oh gosh I'm so lazy with facial hair
I'm so deep in the closet anyway though so it doesn't matter

>>7404353
uwu

>>7404372
Yeah I'm a skeleton :(
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WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY LEG AM I GONNA DIED
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>>7404439
Probably a scrape chill
>>7404422
no faye do it
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>>7404436
Fffffuck.
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>>7404436
you slut!
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>>7404365
I modified mom's tuna spread to use canned red salmon instead. Tastes much better. I also love grilled salmon steaks. I used to get them a lot by trading beef steaks with a guy up in Alaska.

>>7404439
Looks like a scrape. Put some antibiotics on it for a couple days, or zinc oxide on it one day.
>>
>>7404430
You're making me jealous. I want to be a so thin that manly men fear snapping me in half. I hope you're getting plenty of calcium, skeleton.
>>
>>7404454
:( Sorry
It's not so nice
I have no hips or thighs
And I'm so bony not girly at all
And I'm 6'1 so it's weird
>>
>>7404430
im pretty jealous of your waist and shoulders
>>
>>7404453
>>7404445
i don't think it's a scrape
it started out as this rough patch on my skin that would sting when touched
then it turned into this
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>>7404337
I hope it's not something I said. I suppose I worry too much.
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>>7404461
Try to see a dermatologist soon okay?
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HEy
HEYHEy
HOW ARE YOU
EVERYTHING OKAY?
I HOPE YOURE WELL
>>
>>7404466
No, not you. My parents...
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>>7404470
i want to help, but im just going to make you hornier instead ;P
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>>7404469
i'm gonna die aren't i
grace i want you to know that i've always loved you
i'll see you in another life
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>>7404470
you still horny?
>>
>>7404473
IM VERY ENTHUSIASTIC RN
>>
>>7404475
you're gonna be fine sweetiepie
You could probably just see a GP, I just don't know what that sounds like and the best course of action if it's odd like that is ask a doctor
>>
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>>7404479
What's up?
>>
>>7404439
Obvious inflammation, no blisters. Might be atopic dermatitis. Check with a GP.
>>
i need a buddy

who wants to be a nimbud
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>tfw can't wake up before 12PM even if I set an alarm.
>>
>>7404475
sucks to be you, more grace for me though
>>
>>7404472
I hope it's not too serious. Having to fight your parents that late in life can't be any good...
>>
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>>7404480
you have psyduck?
I LOVE psyduck!!!!!!!!!

and im always horny too for some reason, i basically have unlimited libido =3
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>>7404480
>See a Christmaschu on the nearby list
>Too cold to go out and look for it
I'll get one soon hopefully.
The loneliness adds to the cold too.
>>
>>7404491
What does being a nimbud entail?
>>
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>>7404486
i'm writing my will now, i'll leave you the house and $250,000 cash.
what my GP calls me a gross man and hits me in the head until i die
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>>7404458
It's too bad you don't like it. I understand how that goes though.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11871773
http://www.strawpoll.me/11871773
http://www.strawpoll.me/11871773
http://www.strawpoll.me/11871773
http://www.strawpoll.me/11871773
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>tfw spend all day in the kitchen cooking
My transition is complete
>>
>>7404493
if i lived in australia, i wouldn't wanna get out of bed either
>>
>>7404502
being my bud and pretending to like me
>>
>>7404507
Sass please this is a blue board.
>>
>>7404511
I can do that!
>>
>>7404511
but nim i actually like you
>>
>>7404507
I like you =3

I Really like you <3
>>
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>>7404507
Way too lewd.
>>
>>7404504
Your gp will look at your arm and be like, mm yep you've got a skin disease, here's a cream to fix it. And then you'll go home. And everything will be okay.
>>
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>>7404507
Can I watch?
>>
>>7404514
:D

>>7404515
no thats impossible
>>
>>7404509
you're making excellent progress, soon you will grow a uterus and bare many babies
>>
>>7404522
Nah I'm just messing with you, do what you want.
>>
>>7404522
>Sometimes I get confused because 4chan.
yes, i can see how the distinction between blue and red would confuse someone of your mental faculties
>>
>>7404498
It's more the poor to nonexistent help when I was young, but also some issues now too.
>>
>>7404519
what's cuter, "nyan" or "mew"?
>>
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>>7404527
That wasnt definitive enough. Nevermind then.
>>
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>>7404533
>In b4 Sass gets banned for postin' Pr0N on bluboard.
that would only happen if someone were to report you

i can't imagine why anyone would be that petty though
>>
>>7404521
>>7404527
can you watch? will there be cameras?

>>7404530
mew is cuter, unless they're a weeb

>>7404533
ive already been banned for that, it would probably only be like 3-4 days
plus theyll probably be lenient with you, i mean, you did basically build 4chan with moot
>>
>>7404533
If only you could get spanked by Vanessa instead.
>>
>>7404523
well me and sin are going to pretend to force you into the pillow fort and then pretend to stuff you with popped corn.
>>
>>7404536
you're a broken human being, sass

i'm not gay though, so i would never fuck you for any pleasure-related reasons, only to show dominance
>>
>>7404541
I would start with a flogger, the hand must be earned
>>
>>7404539
>unless they're a weeb
>tfw you literally avatar anime
I-I'm not a weeb
>>
>>7404542
i feel like you've discussed this with her >//<
>>
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>>7404546
lol fucking weebs desu
they will never be true japanese like me senpai
>>
>>7404508
6 yes
5 no

First to reach 10 will get their wish
>>
>>7404550
i wish you would say that in a way that is coherent
>>
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>>7404549
If you post enough anime pictures it turns you japanese and female
>>
>>7404548
Yes, we've went into quite a bit of depth
>>
>>7404558
g-gimme the details
>>
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>>7404557
Oh thank God. Titty ninja here I come!
>>
ok i think i have scabies
>>
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>>7404557
naturally, its an essential part of the transition
>>
>>7404557
but anime is of the devil
>>
>>7404556
you all trannies all have a goddamn bullying fetish, grow some self-esteem

i wish i could just release you all into a forest rife with booby traps and hunt you for sport
>>
>>7404530
Nyaaaaaaaa.
>>7404566
Fuck yeah
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Repost to show off my new jimmijams
>>
New thread time
>>
>>7404529
You could be mean to me, if you like?
I'm pretty hard to shake.
>>
>>7404580
if prisons were run by dr seuss, this is what the inmates would wear
>>
>>7404563
shamefully no
but hopefully my new arrangement with my bf will mean I can try some gt ;p
>>
>>7404586
I wishhh.
Having to undo the front and slink out every time I have to go potty is kind of annoying.
>>
>>7404587
we need nu bred =(
>>
>>7404572
Yeah it also is filled with satanic messages that make you wanna be a girl and stuff

>>7404569
Yeh

>>7404566
Follow your dreams
>>
>>7404565
we're going to make a pillowfort in her car and force you into it. we'll have several prime hidey holes around the house ready for you, packed with popcorn bowls. you're going to get snuggles and love
>>
>>7404590
Every prisoner in my mind is already dressed this way
>>
>>7404600
hopefully ill get to see you next year bby ;3
>>
>>7404597
omg that sounds like fun :3
>>
>>7404606
>Tfw ywn meet 2017 sass
>>
>>7404596
you need to stop watching it before its too late and you become one of those trainsexuales
>>
>tfw want to go upstairs and make food but my gt is not cooperating
>>
>>7404613
You use your gt in food preparation?
>>
>>7404606
she's like half your age, you cock-craven, demi-wog sudaca

stop trying to seduce white people
>>
>>7404615
>trying
Worked on me..
>>
>>7404607
So you'll come willingly then?
>>
>>7404614
No it just usually isn't uh
So visible
>>
>>7404621
I move to reno once my transition is complete... providing trump doesn't crash the economy.
We'll work something out, then... and we'll both be qt girlls
>>
>grace talking about her gt

OwO
>>
>>7404625
Ah. Got ya.
>>
>>7404627
My first love was Italian...
>>
>>7404627
i'm not an america from before the 1950s, so i don't use the term "wop"

a rose by another name is just as shit, sass
>>
is this the thread still
>>
>>7404624
w-why wouldn't i come willingly
>>
>>7404606
well come new years i'm going to have a new source of income

i'll put some to the side so that I can have some fun with Sassy ;)
>>
>>7404654
>>7404654
>>7404654
>>
>>7404651
you told me you would hide inside and not come out of your place :c
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Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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