/mtfg/ - another sexual orientation poll edition

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First for pansexual is a meme tier sexuality

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>tfw unapologetically love metal still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGJVMH1UrOY

I thought hrt would make me stop liking hard music?

>>5729539
That's only licensed trutrans Kayla

>>5729541
wut?

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Goodmorning /mtfg/
>>5729535
I like everyone desu, can't help it

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>>5729535

as a proud bislut i'm totally agreed. all the definitions of pansexuality are in one way or another one definition of bisexuality, and sometimes these fuckers says very transphobic shit like "bisexuals just like males and females, pansexual likes males, females and trans". fuck pansexuals, they are no more than bisexuals in denial.

>>5729552
Good morning~

I think I'm awake for real now as well, been having to fall back asleep a lot.

>>5729559
why identify as bi when you're sharing a label with trans-exclusionary, heteroflexible, trendsexual agp cis women?

>>5729528
Transbian here

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>>5729560
Me too, I slept in today and I still wanna go back to sleep.
>>5729559
Pansexuality just means you support the idea of non-binary genders, basically. As long as I find your looks and personality attractive you can be whatever you wanna be.

>>5729552
Morning

Same, even the people who hate me. Hate takes up too much energy.

>>5729541
Don't mind me I need to sleep

>>5729572
because pansexuals are just bisexuals who fall in the "bi means two" meme, also the majority of these ppl are tumblrinas or just say they are pansexual to evade biphobia.

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i've never bothered to find out what my sexuality is. people are cool, some people are cooler, and some people make me wanna boink them.

What would my sexuality be if I want to be with a man sexually but wouldn't mind dating a cis or trans girl just to be with like going out and hanging out?

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>>5729576
Hate does take up a lot of energy and is usually pointless. I'm just a little too forgiving sometimes maybe even when I know I shouldn't like someone lol.

Risexual baster mace

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First for Rhodesia

>>5729575
Gotta be up or just don't wanna sleep in too late? I'm heading out, seeing Deadpool again later today with some friends~

>>5729576
Good morning~

>>5729595
>having friends
get out normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5729595
Morning although I am about to sleep

>>5729585
Straight with friends who are girls

>>5729600
how do I make friends then? I literally know no one, not even kidding. I feel like I am too ugly to deserve to be around peers

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>>5729595
I have class today and I gotta be going in like 40 minutes or something. And I'm jealous! Take me to see Deadpool some time!

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>>5729598
I feel like the criteria for being a normie is getting unusually strict these days.

>>5729586
so are those characters dudes or chicks?

I DOONT WANNA WORK TODAY! I DONT WANNA WORK AT MY PLACE OF BUISNESS AT ALL!! Ok. bye everyone, im off to work

>>5729612
I thought it was getting looser. Like all you need to be a normie is to go outside for more than 2 hours a day in my opinion.

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>>5729612
basically if you aren't a self-pitying pathetic wreck of a person, who is a complete shut in and social and societal failure, then ur a normie.

>>5729614
Iktf. I only got 3 hours of sleep last night and have an intense stomach ache. Oh well, only 5 and a half hours to go.

>>5729598
;-;

>>5729600
Oh well nini then~

>>5729610
Oh definitely get ready then! Aww well we'll have to see a movie together if we ever get a chance!

>>5729605
Honestly? The biggest step is probably learning to sit down and listen to other people's experiences and simply comment back, give input or advice, or even just listen if that's what they need. People don't want to constantly feel like they are just something someone brings along to talk at.

>>5729612
The fact that I'm being labeled one has me confused and terrified.

>>5729618
exactly
though I wish I could not be a wreck of a person

>>5729618
Wait? Does that mean I get to be a normie?

So did Pookie get raped or ddin't get raped?

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>>5729624
>>5729625
shut up u fukin normies

>>5729621
you didn't tell me how I can get friends though, I know how to talk in person but I am never near peers, how do I get in contact with peers who could be potential friends?

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>>5729613
Girls, sillyhead
>>5729614
That was basically me every day I had a job. Good luck!
>>5729621
>Oh definitely get ready then!
I'm comfy in my chair, I don't feel like moving ;_;
>Aww well we'll have to see a movie together if we ever get a chance!
Fly out here tomorrow and watch it with me!

>>5729636
is that a threat?

>>5729618
Seems like a pretty broad definition. I don't think there's many people in this general that are actual normies.

>>5729641
what?

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>>5729643
sounds liek something a fukin normie would say

>>5729649
Why? Why couldn't they pay for my srs, it would be cheaper and not illegal.

>>5729643
I'm a total freak, but not in the way the typical 4chan user is.

>>5729634
I mean, the only ways it ends up being are okc or like, going out and actually meeting real people outside. Just gotta conquer those social fears. It's silly but it's why I at least go out to a bar/pub and have a beer each week and make some effort to socialize randomly and learn better how to.

Also because that's the only damn social thing to do in this town pretty much.

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Normalfag genocide best day of my life.

>>5729654
and you go out in girl mode to straight bars?

>>5729647
If I'm by normal by any definition of the word, it's safe to say society is probably going down the toilet.

>>5729659
you are seriously freaking me out now

was it melly?

>>5729662
Yes? Went out to ladies night with a group of girls that one of my friends is in once and got those prices even before I had switched my ID. I know most of the bartenders pretty well at this point at the place near my house too, one of them invited me over to drink with them once when they weren't on shift.

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>>5729664
tbf it aint getting better.

but idk people's lives here, so you could be a normie for all i know, I know im a massive normie.

>>5729669
enough, just stop

>>5729668
>ladies night with a group of girls
wow that is brave

>>5729583
pretty much, there's just not many reasons I would be attracted to a guy, no problem getting tied up by one tho :3

>>5729654
>okc
>going out and actually meeting real people outside
>socialize
I wish any of that worked.

>>5729671
Something's terribly wrong with her neck/shoulders/clavicle

>>5729658
You are a normie lain :^)

>>5729682
Depends on the board.

Hello girls
I'm collecting the political views of most of the generals on /lgbt/
http://strawpoll.me/6825934

>>5729677
Was fun, they invited me. Got like 4 drinks for 40c. I don't see what's so brave lol.

>>5729678
It's been slowly working for me, it doesn't just instantly work but after steadily trying to do it for 5 months or so I'm actually starting to have a decent social life, and I had completely nuked all previous contacts when I started transition.

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>>5729687
>girls
what the fuck dude

Hey! So, who all stored sperm before starting transition? Has anybody gone on to use it successfully? Or unsuccessfully?

>>5729686
reported

>>5729688
>I don't see what's so brave lol.
because girl mode is scary as fuck

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>>5729528
Pan all dayyy everryyyy dayyy

>>5729690
It's time to kill yourself

>>5729694
>storing sperm
>wanting to impregnate someone like a disgusting man

No

>>5729687
>tfw the only hippy

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>>5729684
I wish

>>5729694
Dude that's agp as fuck

>>5729688
well, I guess I do have a decent social life now, at least a million times better than before, I just wish I had some actual friends.

>>5729695
>because girl mode is scary as fuck
went to the gas station in a dress yesterday, nobody cares.

>>5729700
>Wanting to have genetic children with the woman you love

>>5729694
Going to as soon as I can.
It's weird, I want to be a girl, but I also want to be a Dad.

>>5729695
I mean, it's scary for the first month or so, now it's nothing out of the normal and I don't even have any of my old clothing in my wardrobe already, it's all in bags for when I decide to go thrifting more.

>>5729699
Reported for repo-
No, Not starting this.

>>5729694
Well, I thought of doing it, but I had some genetic testing done beforehand. Turns out I'm a carrier for the most common mutation that causes cystic fibrosis. So, no banking, just not worth the risk.

>>5729688
>tfw even less social life than pre transition ;~;

At least I'm still happier than I was

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THERE IS LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAN AND BI SAYING YOU'RE PAN IS A MEME THAT NEEDS TO DIE

>>5729705
>went to the gas station in a dress yesterday, nobody cares.
you pass, I would get shot for going out in a dress

>>5729708
you done with electrolysis? is that how you could be full time?

>>5729706
>being a transbian and wanting to be a father

You are pure scum

>>5729714
but I'm literally attracted to frying pans

>>5729714
But, what about all those people who are really attracted by a nice teflon coating?

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I want a cute tall transbian gf to sit on me right now!

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>>5729706
>spreading your tranny genes
>being a transbian
>wanting to impregnate someone

>>5729717
>you pass
like 4 out of 5 times maybe

>>5729718
Wanting to be a kickass lesbian mom? Don't see how I'm scum.

>>5729727
still good percentage

>>5729712
Yeah, it's like that for a while but like I said, just gotta keep at it and learn the basics.

>>5729717
Getting laser done and use concealer. Have to wait a few weeks for next appointment.

>>5729726
>tranny genes
may may

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>>5729723
>tfw sat on my cute tall transbian gf last night then made her cum in my mouth

>>5729728
Lesbian dad.

>>5729728
You're not the mom if it's your sperm sir.

>>5729728
>kickass lesbian mom
None of that will be true for that poor child.

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>>5729700
Ikr, I would never want to father children.

>>5729703
There is no such thing as AGP.

>>5729714
I agree

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>>5729733
What if your dad is secretly trans and it's his fault you're trans too.

>>5729737
>>5729736
>>5729738

Yo whatever. Glad to see that /lgbt/ is still part of the shithole that is 4chan!

>>5729731
god I wish I was a candidate for laser but I am not so I am stuck with expensive electrolysis and can't afford my next appointment.
I have to go girl mode for my endo appointment this week but now I have to reschedule because I don't have the money to pay for it.

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just a curious bi trans anon:

http://strawpoll.me/6826092
http://strawpoll.me/6826092
http://strawpoll.me/6826092

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>>5729528
nth for more self hatred.

im starting to see why people cut relations they made while they were boys out of their lives, nothing but trouble honestly.

>>5729742
Everyone is secretly trans. Being cis is a meme.

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>>5729749
>There are people that actually belive this

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>>5729743
You can have bad teeth and smile. I usually don't post pictures I smile in because they're even creepier than the rest.

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>>5729744
You will never be a mom or lesbian and certainly not kickass.
I didn't want to believe it but transbians are the cringe incarnate. Definitely worst part of LGBTWTFXYZ.

>>5729746
Id date a mtf, but the chances of finding one that doesn't look like a guy is 1 in 1000

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>>5729742
>dad thinks of himself as being strong enough to overcome gender dysphoria
>he's disappoint in passing this curse onto his kid and seeing you fold to it

>>5729752
The reality is too much to bear for some.

>>5729754
Oh man, I'm being cyberbullied up in here

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>>5729714
Your igornace huurrtttrsssssss

>>5729753
where the fuck is batman when you need him?

>>5729759
No sir you are bullying the rest of us with your mannish behavior.

>>5729753
Good God this is creepy

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>>5729753
quentin tarantino?

>>5729755
Date me faye. I don't look like a boy or a girl.

>>5729735
>adrixyumi.jpg

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>>5729773
That's not a feminine penis.

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>>5729766
Yeah, that's why I'd rather not smile. I look better when I don't.

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Ugh I need laser I hate having to shave. It takes so long, I cut myself every time, and I can't always get all the stubble gone.

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>>5729753

>>5729779
>tfw electrolysis hurts less than laser

huh

>>5729778
Try smiling and not taking the picture from above that's what makes it look worse

>>5729735
cheska when will you release lewd vids of you and sophie?

>>5729784
Kiwi said her laser felt nice. If it's actually working I might buy my own. Anything is better than epilating and if it can get rid of my hair permanently, I'll deal with it.

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>dressed in moms clothes
>fat, hairy mess

Hahaha just fucking kill me

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>want to move to Germany for college
>all the qt trans girls in the United States because loose customs controls and less gatekeeping
w-what do I do guys

>>5729784
Wtf kind of electro r u doin

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>tfw u are retarded and just found the new thread

my best friend is getting married and im going to be a bridesmaid ^__________^

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>>5729789
Stop stealing your moms clothes, eliot.

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>>5729793
Congrats!

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>>5729760
>i like going out of my way to be a special snowflake

>>5729784
electrolysis feels good to me because every zap means that hair will never darken my day again

>>5729791
the one that galvanizes the hair folice because they dont know if the hair root is straight or curved so its safer that way. I held a metal thingy to complete the circuit

>>5729788
it burns so much

>>5729793
Awkwaaaaard. Congrats anyway.

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>>5729786
In the summer maybe? No promises.

>>5729528
I am supposed to bi
First time, I had sex with a girl and didn't feel anything
So I'm guessing I'm gay, but I had fun and made this girl my girlfriend
So now I'm gay and dating a girl
My life is interesting

(By gay meaning I'm into boys and I am still trans though)

>>5729793
Sounds fun! Hope it all goes great :D

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>>5729802
But they stick something inside each follicle right? Guh that makes me kinda squeamish.
aaaaaaaaaa I don't know what to doooo, I've heard laser is less bad than epilating and I'm not a big fan of having things stabbed inside me so I'll probably just do laser...

>>5729802
My tech does blend its painful esp after 2 hours

>>5729800
>I like going out of my way to be a cunt

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>>5729800
>I think tumble invented the term
It actually means something and is different then bisexual.
>>>/out/stayout

Update on my crybaby shit tier teenage love life - called the guy, no response. Plan to call again in an hour or so.

>>5729790
elaborate.
it's fairly easy to acquire hormones in germany. it was a german physician who gave me an online consultation and script for degarelix, and a german pharmacy who dispensed and shipped it to me.

>>5729794
(not that Anon)

IT DOESN'T CHANGE A THING

>>5729816
>>5729801
Only had a patch test. It might hurt the more its done but I've been through worse.

>>5729814
its not stabbed its just placed on the hair or something, not like a neddle incision

>>5729809
if your dating a girl and your mtf than duh of course your gay.

>>5729823
i'm being farcical

i mean that i won't really be able to participate in civic life there not knowing german

>>5729802
>I held a metal thingy to complete the circuit
Same. Did they use that roller when they were done?

>>5729793
Well that's just adorable! Congratulations!

>>5729833
Roller? No it was just a test, I handed it back to her.

>>5729831
You can be dating a girl but not exclusively interested in dating girls.

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>>5729826
I guess I'll give both a shot and settle on what hurts less to complete it with.

>yesterday gf laughs at my gt
>"you're probably the only one ever who would just shrug that off"
>today she said it was broken
>"your sperm are probably just tails now"

>>5729831
But, I like boys and just happen to date a girl

>>5729843
Just buy your gf a strap-on and be done with it.

>>5729837
mine uses this gooey roller thing when she is done and I hold the electrode and she puts this gel on that seals the pours. I don't even get red after a session but I have only had 3 and I can't afford it.

>>5729841
>sperm
I don't think any of us make sperm anymore

>>5729840
There are a few places that do electro with some strong painkillers if you live nearby there expensive obviously

>>5729843
I feel like it's pointless for us to use words like "gay" and "straight".

That aside, straight cis people can be straight with gay tendencies, and vice versa. Pan/Bi is where you have no preference.

>>5729852
Why are you continuing to lie?

>>5729853
Well you said it so it must be true

>>5729851
I did discuss with her about a strap on and pegging
she said no :'(

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> Hey, I'm too awkward to tell you this privately and even just commenting here on /mtfg/ is hard honestly... I just wanted to say that I really, REALLY like you. I can't stop thinking about you, whenever I see you posting here, or flirting with someone else. I always want to be with you doing everything with you. You mean everything to me... You can filter me if you want now, I get it, I'm fucking pathetic. Nobody could ever love me, I'm sorry for wasting your time...

(Okay, I'm done sulking, thank you for your patience /mtfg/.)

>>5729843
then your hetero-leaning bisexual.

>>5729860
Time to dump the gf and go full degenerate.

>>5729858
about what? electrolysis?

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>>5729863
Are you feeling better?
>>5729856
I'm pretty willing to pay whatever I have to as long as it works.

>>5729871
Haha, yes, thank you.

>>5729869
That 's not happening anytime soo
>>5729866
I'm thinking I am only emotionally attached to girls
because I could cum while I was fucking her
it just felt wet -_-

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on my engagement cruise atm, ask me anything
pic is from my engagement party on Saturday, now my gf is my fiancee

>>5729860
Laaaaaame. That's like a deal breaker for me. She has to be ok with using a strap on, or we no date.

>>5729863
Kek. Tripcodes or selfies, ladies.

>>5729831
I'm straight
>>5729860
I guess that's better then my gf constantly joking about it, bending me over and dry pounding me from behind, but never doing it

>>5729880
my fiancee is cis

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>>5729841
>last week gf ties me up and teases me about my small gt
>teases my chest with her tongue and nibbles other parts of me
>climbs up to put her decently-sized gt in my face
>shoves it into my mouth and takes it out occasionally to rub it against my lips and cheeks
>keeps using my mouth until she cums right down my throat and gets some on my tongue
>cuddles into me presses our chests together

wew senpai

>>5729878
Yes dear

>>5729876
congrats anon =]

>>5729888
im in the red dress

>>5729887
thanks

>>5729876
cute,

and gratz anon! :3

>>5729877
I asked her again
she said "it would be interesting" and no more
So maybe strap on =D

>>5729891
does your wife also browse 4chan?

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>>5729876
Adorbs
>>5729884
o.o

>>5729891
You don't look very happy in that photo..

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Ok /mtfg/ you got 7k to drop on your first car what do u buy? Serious answers pls

>>5729904
Don't buy a car and invest in the stock market. Portland lends itself to not needing a car

God bless

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>>5729904
Import a trueno because my gf is a massive weeblord.

>>5729907
hi youme!

>>5729906
please stop

>>5729911
Hey man what it do honeslice

>>5729907
>buying into the stock market at what is probably the start of a bear market

>>5729915
>honslice
wow baka

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C-can I stop being a hon if people say I look like an average neet girl?

>>5729923
>implying you were ever a hon

>>5729918
Profits can be made no matter what kinda market it is, trust me. It's all about watching the news VERY carefully.
>>5729921
What it do maddie-chan my girl in the big NY
>>5729923
Yeah that means ur not a hon

>>5729907
This is very true

>>5729910
>7K for an AE86

Prepare to be disappointed senapi the takumi tax ensures a shit example at that price hell you cant even get a decent AE88 For that

>>5729626
After seeing that (2^3)ch post i am inclined to believe it

>>5729923
Settle down, nobody said anything about average let's not get carried away.

>>5729918
I thought it, but I didn't say it, I lost like 150,000 last month, good luck

>>5729906
kayla of all people has bigger boobs than me

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>>5729929
h-hi

>>5729933
There's no question that it was statutory rape and he produced cp.

>>5729912
why?

>>5729626
Pookie did and there was a witness

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>>5729928
I think I was for at least a year.

>>5729934
They did, I know im ugly though!

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>>5729932
I'd rather just get a shit one then fix it up with her and her dad. Although she's pretty fond of the car we have now since it reminds her of the first time we had met and had sex.

>>5729946
Im thinkin really hard about an RX-7 FC and an LS swap

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Do you support Cascadia fight for independence/recognition mtfg?

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>>5729923
why is that even cropped?

>>5729956
no

>>5729956
TF is this?

>>5729956
Ofc

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post the most flattering/favorite pic of yourself.

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>>5729951
Go for it, my uncle had one of those and my gf says that if i was a car i'd be that.

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>mfw my boyfriend gets all flustered when i call him a fag

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>>5729972
Me

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>>5729963
Why not?

>>5729975
you are such a scamp

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>>5729972
i kind of like this one but i take a lot of selfies now that im fulltime

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>>5729739
Yet here you are

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>>5729906
I just came to these kayla

>>5729528
What about a Straight (likes women) option? There's only a Straight (likes men) option atm which I picked for now.

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>>5729972

Is it wrong that I want to have a trap gf to watch me play games and tell them that they are beautiful everyday?

>>5729997
Jenner pls go

>>5729997
This is a thread and poll for women, you shouldn't be voting if you're a man

>>5729998
you pass hon

>tfw you drink 2 energy drinks with 160mg caffeine each while on 200mg spiro

the absolute pissing madman

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>only got two hours of sleep because of construction because of renovation at my apartment
>stomach hurts really really bad
>stressing over the negative 88 dollars in my back account i can't do anything about
>have to go to class in 10 minutes and listen to normies talk about buzzfeed for 75 minutes

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEEEEEES

>>5730019
>tfw constant stream of pee pee everywhere you go

>>5730019
>drinking half a pint of vodka before bed while on spiro
there's at least one reason i didn't want to be on spiro anymore.

>>5729943
Where can I find the pookie thread? I'm an old friend just discovering this happened to her.

>>5730030
i rly don't hate spiro, i guess i'm just used to the peeing from being a hardcore caffeine addict who was just too much of a pussy to try speed.

>>5730030
I switched to cypro after something like that. The bleeding made me really scared I could have permanently damaged my kidneys...

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>not trying to get an orchi asap
nerds

>>5730038
Kill yourself

>>5730034
bleeding? :s i didn't bleed i just pissed the bed lmao. don't drink booze while taking a diuretic.

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>>5730041
u first

>>5730041
She will be gone on 3/20/16

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>>5729970
good
>>5729969
bigot
>>5729964
fuck u bro

>>5730038
>ruining srs results

>>5730053
Like that ruin needs any more ruination.

>>5730050
What are your tools of the trade

>>5729956
yes!

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>>5730053
>wanting SRS

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>5730062
It's a secret

>>5730065
>posting in a mtf thread despite not being trans

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>>5729987
Im tru-trans, trust me.

>>5730053
Why will it ruin your SRS if you gt an orchi? Dont they just throw your testicles away anyways?

>>5730053
That isn't true

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>>5730069
>impwying i need to want srs to be trans

nice biat ;^)

>>5730078
That's not what I'm referring to

>>5730075
it doessn't have to be, but it can be.
- skin will atrophy (doesn't matter for me for example because it already did anyways)
- you might get scar tissue which will definitely make SRS results worse

>>5730078
>keeping your penis
Only fetishists think this way sir

>>5730073
Some surgeons use the scrotum, after an orchi the skin will start to atrophy

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>>5730084
i am a fetishist........

>>5730083
you got an orchi?

>>5730086
You should kill yourself bro

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>>5730078
>Inferior agp

>>5730085
my ball bag i already atrophied, my nuts are almost always in the canals anyway. Not killing my liver on spiro will be a godsend

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I truly hate being alive

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>>5730089

>>5730092
Take a actual AA till srs

>>5730088
no, but there's pretty much nothing left of them after 4-5 years of HRT.

>>5730095
me too thanks

>>5730095
I would too if I looked like you

>>5730098
>le anime hon reaction

>>5730099
can't get prescribed cypro here in the us and I am done with buying online

>>5730100
oh

>>5730107
Cypro isn't the only aa

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sup faggots

Daily reminder to vote for the God-Emperor.

>>5730031
Idk what u mean but ik the person who raped her was some hips chan person who has a lolcow thread dedicated to them, you mite find answers there

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>>5730085
Huh, the more you know.
Sometimes I feel like Ill never be able to afford srs and might as well have a smaller more manageable gt.

>>5730112
Im voting sanders

>>5730119
have guys ever touched your gt?

>>5730078
>redefining trans to not mean having dysphoria

Yes being trans is growing your hair long, wearing a trump cap, and doming and toping vulnerable trans girls.

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>>5730120
Don't you care about border security and removing the mudslims who want you behead you for being a faggot?

Don't you want to ensure your gun rights are protected?


>>5730126
I have rubbed my gt with three other transgirls gts. I like being on top when I am with another girl, although we don't penetrate, but when I am with a guy I am pretty much on the bottom.

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>>5730133
I'm voting Vermin Supreme.

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>>5730129
This is shockingly accurate.

>>5730140
I have love for the God-Emperor. He will deport all the muzzies and give us our fully automatic fun rights back.

>>5730133
https://youtu.be/S5vOKKMipSA?t=5m50s

sanders is still better than shillary.

>>5730149
>tfw amerishoots get all the fun
Atleast i got my nerf guns

>tfw I guilted my gf into giving me a breast orgasam because we didn't do it on Valentine's Day

>tfw she wonders why I'm not excited shopping for girls clothes rn

Because I'm a guy and I don't want to cross dress

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who comes up with this shit

>>5730110
all the other aa's are too pricey

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>>5730156
It isn't hard to be better than Hillary. It is pretty much like winning the special Olympics, no matter what you are still retarded.

>>5730157
I maybe an unpassable hon, but at least I have funs.

>>5730161
iktf

>>5730163
What the fuck

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>>5730175
help

>tfw ball sack is never loose anymore

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>>5730129
ooooh no

>>5730178
Why do we allow them to play God?

>>5730170
Fixed magazine sporters are not guns

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>>5729682
desu i hardly ever post here anymore, just when im bored as fuck and cleaning.

>>5729680
i never rly look at the pictures i post, most of them are probably rly weird.

>>5730170
Maybe if i promise the government i wont defend myself or have any fun they might let me shoot a .22

>>5730161
or maybe its because she doesn't let you wear your girl clothes so it doesn't even matter

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Someone cheer me up pls

>>5730221
you will die
eventually

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>tfw you are becoming a chaser yourself

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>>5730197
Literally have the reason I want to move from this fucking state is to restore my fun rights.

>>5730212
>tfw I am holdingt a fn 22" 30-06

>>5730221
God-Emperor Trump will be elected and bring in a new era of America being great.

>>5730227
Oh I can't wait until Trump is elected so I can collect the tears from you leftist scumbags.

>>5730222
Thanks anon
Feels good knowing that will happen no matter what

>>5730231
Too bad I'm not American

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ncADFZgvnk

>>5730119
what does gt mean?

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>>5730129
This vulnerable trans girl is pretty ok with that.

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>>5730236
>voting for parties and not candidates

>>5730245
Penis

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>>5730194
what has science done

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>>5730235
I hope the God-Emperor nukes you ass then.

>>5730236
>implying Trump wants to take away my rights and not the libtards. As of right now Obama wants to replace the stalwart of the Constitution and the 4th amendment's greatest defender with some libtard who wants to repeal gun rights and other rights away because of muh feels. You wait and see, if the Democucks win America will be a safe space for years to come.

I think that is why I hate cislesbians so fucking much. They are all brain washed by feminism and feminism is so toxic. I mean besides not generally being attracted to vaginas.

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This stuff is underrated

>>5730255
Trump represents the American People first and foremost.

>>5730256
Tfw no safe space from niggers

>>5730256
I hope so too
End my pain in the sweet warmth of the A-Bomb

>kayla is actually retarded and doesn't know anything

>>5730236
>implying trump isn't politically independent and crypto-liberal as fuck
he supports gay marriage but since america is full of retarded christards he has to find a way how to get their votes which he did because he's a skillful speaker and knows politics through and through

don't be jealous

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>>5730255
saying trump represents the republican party is about as stupid as saying bernie represents the democratic party

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>>5730255
are YOU retarded?

>>5730272
if you take every word he says literally and not see through his intention to raise free publicity for himself you must be clinically retarded which you probably are

If you're American you should probably just kill yourself anyway and stop embarrassing the planet.

>>5730288
Go shit in the street youre probably an indian

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>>5730272
>trump wants to overturn same-sex marriage by making each state voting on it instead of it just being a normal law.

Gay marriage isn't the only thing I am voting for. And yes I have been in love with someone who was born my same sex and gender. I have plenty of standing on this issue.

>wants to destroy the lower and middle class
How so?

>wants to get rid of illegal immigrants which will halt the U.S. economy.

kicking out welfare queens will halt the us economy

nice retard.

>inb4 racism

i am part mexican.

also this >>5730273

>>5730277
They both represent the views of the radicalized voting blocks that compromise the preliminary voting pool

>>5730288
Don't make me slap you around Sven.

>>5730297
I hope you understand, under trump that means anyone biologically born a man, don't think being a snowflake changes the rules for you.

Also don't forget that in Houston you can't even pee in a public restroom that isn't unisex because of your condition, and this is the future of republican lead areas

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>>5730299
*walks over 2 u and squats down on ur chest and takes BIG squat FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

>>5730309
Faye for pres

>>5730309
shut up dude-o, you should be kicked out of women's bathrooms yourself

yay i did my computer homework and it works and i actually came up with my own solution

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>>5730288
>being a europoor.


You will never get to touch this amount of freedom. Enjoy getting cucked by the muzzies

>>5730309
I am legally female according not only to the state, but to the federal government and my ID matches my gender. Oh, I am also intersex.


yay me!!

pls don't get brain washed by the lefts bullshit though. Feminism is evil and so is regressivism.

>watch dem debate
>it is literally about gibs to black people.

MR. PRESIDENT, PUT UP THE WALL

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i havent smoked in like 3 weeks at all and i just took a big hit of wax and ive never done wax before

how fuged am i

>>5730314
whats wrong with their economies?

>>5730258
>lubricates
>penetrates
>cleans
that's lewd

>>5730329
If we are really lucky you might die

>>5730329
You'd already know if thats how it played out lol.

>>5730314
We'll just replace "immigrants" with members of the host nation. Win-win situation.