/mtfg/ - Trans Girl General

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First for feeling like shit and not knowing why.

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>>5725470

>>5726721
>ignores the ''you pass" part
please

I want to rub Elanna's cute little clitty and make it get swollen stiff since it's still filled with erectile tissue. Then I want to stick my finger in her butt and lick her pussy until she squirts cum from her pussy all over my face.

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Anybody know some tumblr blogs i can follow? Ever since princess-chrysalis29 deleted hers ive felt so empty for some reason.

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I am having a good hair day mtfg. How can life get better

>>5726769
thanks for the 4000 gigapixel beta_male.jpg

>>5726769
circe?

>>5726769
https://clyp.it/sqlyxm1t

>>5726769
>How can life get better


When we start frotting.

Also what did you decide when your parents offered to pay for your SRS?

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>>5726769
2160p
>>5726774
cyba

>>5726769
>>5726772
I gave up loading it when it got to the frame of the mirror desu.

What dosage should I be starting on for injections? Low is best, but like, how low?

One week or two weeks per dosing? I can handle having a biweekly period. I'm assuming you can't do the latter until dosage is higher, correct? Are there options when it comes to oil concentration? The biggest question I feel, is are there any negative long-term side effects from using it, like will I wind up looking like a druggie even if I cycle between say, four different spots?

Obviously, I plan to ask my doctor about everything, but I figured I'd get some thoughts from people actually taking the damn meds first.

>>5726740
to be honest i always figured those "confidence" tips were kind of bullshit honestly and most of them are targeted at men, no?

>>5726762
i wasn't ignoring it. i just tend to take everything with a grain of salt because i really worry about getting hugboxed.

when i post pictures, people are always like "how long have you been on hrt?" expecting me to say 6 months or a year or something or people tell me i will pass flawlessly and be pretty or people will tell me that right now i'm straight up andro.

when i go out, i don't feel like any of these things. i feel like a disgusting piece of shit when i go out or when i look at myself.

>>5726779
This thread is for trans women only, sir.

>>5726768

http://natatatalatalie.tumblr.com/

>>5726777
>cis girls trying to act like they voice passin

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Happy Valentine's Day, /mtfg/!

I love (You)~

please be kind to yourself, and
please be nice to each other


also
Ελπίζω να τα πάνε kαλά

>>5726786
blah blah blah your voice passes
idk about your looks but reminder that passing is about a majority image, not being 100% female in every feature

>>5726792
>>cis girls trying to act like they voice passin
what that mean

>>5726790
>http://natatatalatalie.tumblr.com/
what is this shit dude

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Reasons to date me:

1.
2.
3. PLEASE

>>5726795
cool thanks

>>5726800
okay
lets go out

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>trying to take pic of hazel eye colour
>couldn't get a clear shot bc of shit lighting
>ended up looking brown
>decide to shine light into my eye
>scary as fuck
w-well at least I'm not brown eyed loser race

>>5726782
I do it once a week, if I do it biweekly I'll just forget. I cycle injection sites between two different ones, on either side of my butt. Not crazy track marks yet and I'm almost at the 3mo mark

>>5726778
Is this anon from yesterday? I haven't checked my computer yet for email

Idk... I kinda like being able to direct my piss and I am scared of anesthesiologists and I do not want to have to dilate. I will probably do it though.

>>5726789
I'm cis tho

>>5726795
You too anon but I don't speak jew
>>5726800
Do you actually have hiv

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>>5726769
>tfw every day is a bad hair day
Fucking testosterone, fucking male pattern baldness; it's just not going to grow back is it.

xth for life is a miserable journey that never ends.

>>5726806
what the fuck thats terrifying
i love you

>>5726806
ayy
lmao

>>5726807
>I'm cis tho
No shit. What part of trans women only didn't you understand? Cis man get out.

>>5726795
Ricky?

I only one two people on /mtfg/ who ever knew greek and one of them is greek and the other is a nerd.

>>5726808
Are you on hrt? My hairline advanced forward from a male pattern to more feminine. The upper corners are filled in now

>>5726806
Yeah but like, starting dosage?

>>5726807

You know you could just do an Orchiectomy instead, its cheaper and with the testes removed you literally dont need to take spirolactone anymore or whatever anti androgen your taking since testeserone is no longer produced.

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>>5726812
>>5726813
thankfully I wear glasses and it kinda hides the colour, so normally it looks like I have brown/hazel eyes

I swear I'm not a reptilian or an ayylmao, just austrian/british

>>5726822
I started at 5mg/wk but that was a script from a doc who had no idea what they were doing. At my new endo, they said that was basically nothing and increased my dosage to 10mg/wk and soon it's going up to 20mg/wk

>>5726829
i want to marry you

>>5726820
I am, and am getting some minor filling-in, but there's still huge amounts missing in the corners where nothing is starting to regrow. I waited too long to get on HRT or finasteride or such so probably big patches of follicles are just plain dead beyond saving. I just need to learn to live with it, I guess.

>>5726831
idk who you are, but unless you're my best friend and you decided to leave your bitchy cunt gf for me it's not happening

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>>5726829
>I swear I'm not a reptilian
That sounds like something a reptilian would say.

>>5726829
> 20 mg/wk.

What are your levels at on the first-second day? Like, what's the apex? 900 somethings? 1000?

Insofar I know, 1k cap is roughly where you want to be at, any higher and the risks start outweighing additional benefits.

I just dunno what normal starting dosages are.

>>5726833
t r a n s p l a n t s

srsly as part of brow work and a hairline advancement, get those little bits filled

>>5726837
i am shes gay

>>5726777
Sounded decent, but you might get clocked if you try to pass like that during an extended phone call or an interview. Resonance is a little low, almost borderline between fem and masc, as far as I could tell from what you had, and you didn't say enough for me to notice what your speech patterns are.

TLDNR; If you're usually higher than that, you pass. Lower or monotone; no pass.

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>>5726839
>not waging war against the muzzie/jew/repitlian froces of the world

>>5726840
idk, my endo doesn't test for levels, she just makes sure that everything else, lipids, comp. metabolic panel, etc are all in line and then increases dosage in accordance with how my body is responding.

I have no idea why she does it that way but it seems to be working a fuckton better than my last endo.

>>5726846
nice try lol

>>5726807
that guys not me but im only here for this post, gotta up and drive again then crash

~el big dick

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>>5726829
why do endocrinologists or gps or whatever give out shitty dosages if they have no idea what the hell they are doing?

i'm not on injections but i wasted 6 months of my life taking .5mg e a day and 50mg spiro a day with my old endo.

my new one told me he was stupid as fuck and got me on real dosages.

>>5726823
I like spironolactone because it destroys acne. I had bad acne before hrt. Cis females are sometimes prescribed it to control acne.

>>5726833
Hair transplants

>>5726854
Because trans patients are rare and who cares about them? No one.

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>>5726854
remind me to come to you guys when I get my dosages, so I can make sure I'm not seeing an asshat

>>5726854
what are your dosages now?

>>5726854
yeah I was on .25mg of estradiol for half a year, then convinced him to up the dosage to 1mg. fucking christ it's ridiculous, a year later and absolutely nothing had changed because the doses were negligible.

thankfully I had really low testosterone even before hrt, like I was off the low end of the male spectrum

still sucks tho, I could've been a year further into transition than I am now if he knew what the fuck he was doing. And then he switched me to injections and lo and behold the dosage was fucking nothing

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>>5726623
>>5726655
>they also eat cats faggot
even by east asian standards this is considered weird... >.>
>stop with the microaggressions.
I can't commit them because I'm a minority...

also
>faggot
You don't get to use this word you homophobic shitlord!!! :P

>>5726662
Really, I wasn't expecting that :P
Does that mean cats are a pest species around there like over here?

>>5726863
2mg estradiol dissolved under the tongue
100mg of spironolactone down the gullet
Every 12 hours

>>5726845
Yeah, I guess it will be necessary at some point; I'm really frightened by the hair transplant procedure though, having chunks of skin sliced off and moved around and such. I guess I need to get over that fear if I want to fix things though.

>>5726870


When i was taking online pills it was 200mg spiro per tablet.

IDK why the official dosage is 100mg. Just scared since im doing laser and i want to be safe not sorry and the lower dosage makes me nervous.

>>5726867
People like cats here, there's definitely controversy over using "cute" animals for dissections.

And I think they were sourced from shelters. (Unadopted animals get euthanized and sold)

>>5726876
yeah i've been told 200 spiro and 5mg estro?

>>5726865
with my new doctor i am taking 4mg estradiol a day and 200mg spiro a day

pretty standard stuff.

>>5726885
>4mg
>cyba says 2
which one is it ;_;

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What's love like /mtfg/

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what yall all eatin for dinner tonight tho/

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>>5726795
A boy gave me flowers for the first time.

>>5726854
Because a lot of reasons. Mostly they don't feel secure about it, also lots of transphobic bullshit.

>>5726882

My dosage is 100mg now since my insurance only covers that and not 200mg since i cant convince my doctor to get back to that level

>>5726890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelJhg4B9Q

>>5726876
>>5726882
having too high of a dosage can be almost as bad as too low of a dosage, since extra estrogen gets converted to testosterone. Get a second opinion from another professional.

>>5726878
I don't actually think there's a place where cat or dog is a standard delicacy. It's mostly either a myth or an exotic dish.

>>5726888
Depends on your natural levels. Get bloodwork done and ask for a few opinions to know for sure.

>>5726892
>A boy gave me flowers for the first time.


Better be a cute blonde boy.

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>>5726894

>>5726895
> since extra estrogen gets converted to testosterone

False, it's the other way around. Disinfo.

It's bad for another reason - downregulation. Kinda like how taking massive amounts of E makes you depressed all the time because you desensitize your endorphin receptors.

At one point I went up to a higher dosage and all the positive subjective effects vanished. Dropped down a bit and they slowly came back. A dosage that is too high is arguably worse than one that is too low.

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ITT: do you have a boyfriend?

>yes

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>>5726890
its a lot of pain sometimes but mostly its really amazing

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>>5726890
It feels like heaven, and also an erect girlcock pumping cum into your mouth.

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>>5726907
If he didn't dress like a goddamn high schooler he'd be pretty hot.

http://strawpoll.me/6821582

>tfw spent valentines day crying cutting and getting cucked.
also I made myself sick of chocolate by eating too much.

>>5726906
Droppin knowledge on my ass.

>>5726907
I wish...

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>>5726916
Since when does wearing a hoodie make you look like a high schooler?

>>5726913
> also an erect girlcock pumping cum into your mouth.

How is this even possible? Maintaining a boner became difficult after my T was tossed into the low female ranges, and it's only getting harder. Thing is, I don't even care about having such a low sex drive, and I can actually get stuff done since I'm not constantly being bothered by it. Truly a blessing.

It's actually kinda weird, I masturbate in two totally different ways now. Sometimes it's really disappointing, because I'm still stuck on my old sex drive, but other times it's mindblowing. The most obvious determinant is whether or not I have a boner, and I think the key to that is HOW I'm aroused. It's hard to explain.

Also, masturbating is completely dry now. Hype for SRS after fulltime, which is after FFS in another few months. So much waiting.

>>5726890
everything just gets you dead
>>5726927
last year on valentines day I brought a girl chocolates and flowers and she refused them and asked me to drive her to some guys house she wanted fuck. I didn't do it obviously but I know how you feel

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>>5725725
As a 22 y/o bisexual cis male that plays tons of vidya (chaser ayyy) I can say that this is objectively false. While it's true that in the games I play (mainly League of Legends & Dark Souls 2) I try to friend any girl I come across for the sheer novelty of having as many different girls on my friends list as possible, I don't usually associate with them or try to play games with them afterwards unless they're good at the game, or have the potential to be so.

The biggest thing that makes me respect a girl in a video game is a competitive mindset. I want to hang with assertive, powerful women that want to deal the damage and wreck the shitters. Not heal and play support all day, and say things like "ahhhh~ they're chasing me h-help me senpai!" or "oops I died lol" I would get tired of that shit pretty much instantly. I want a girl that gets off on piledriving motherfuckers and calls people hacking pieces of shit when they beat her.

Pic related, is my main in leek-o-lagoons. I'm currently in Platinum IV almost Plat III. Name is "God Of All Meeps". It's always time to chime.

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>>5726924
kek

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>>5726878
That's realy sad and all ;~;

but at least you could argue their deaths had a little bit more meaning to them... ;3;

>>5726895
Cat's aren't usually a delicacy, they're generally eaten by those in poorer areas.

Dog's are a delicacy in certain parts of china and a few other countries, where it's believe that inflicting immense pain on them before death increases their flavour.

though dog's are also eaten by people who need meat but are to poor to be able to afford it in places like vietnam, thailand etc.

>>5726800
I feel bad for him
I know his not a total asshole deep inside
And at least he's one of the few millonaires that got there by his own means and not stealing or inheriting money

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>>5726896
Y-yeah, I would never accept flowers from someone who wasn't also a purebred white, I swear. B-be sure to tell /pol/ I said that.

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>>5726929
I spent the past couple days at my friend's house, wondering if he'd be interested in sex. I left this morning before he woke up. Not sure if he expected me to stay or not. He's a friend, so it'd be weird, but, like, I wouldn't be against it... torn feelings...

>>5726943
He's begging for GoFundMe donations to help him get his 15 million back.

>>5726916
You're silly. It's the girl's job to buy the man's clothes that he looks good in.

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>>5726935
Well my gf has been on fem&m's 14 months and I'm at 28 months and ours still work just fine. I think its just because of constant use, plus the orgasms are anything but dry.

>>5726948
To be honest, I think he wasn't sure if you'd be interested in it and so both of you were just being idiots.

Happens alot in innocent romance.

>>5726891
I ate some pot roast.

>>5726942
> where it's believe that inflicting immense pain on them before death increases their flavour

not cool...

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>>5726943
>Martin posts in /mtfg/
Wow, when are you coming out hon?

>>5726955
He's trolling, you think if he was willing to pay Kanye $15mil, he even care about that money?
He probably just feel like an idiot for getting scammed and being a meme, not for the money
Also TLOP is shit

>>5726980
Martin is out in full force.

>>5726891
I've been eating stupid amounts of a basic spicy soup with a bunch of thai chilis. Chicken broth, stupid amounts and varieties of veggies, mushrooms to add substance, a bit of protein, and some rice noodles.

Absolutely delectable. After I started HRT my tastes did a 180 and I suddenly went from hating spicy food to having a massive addiction. Kinda weird, eh?

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>>5726963
I also got kinda drunk for the first time in a long time while I was over. May have started a discussion about butt plugs. Turns out he knows a shitton about them. Missed opportunity, I guess...

Fuck, but what if he wasn't interested? His house is like the only place where I can go and feel stable. If I ask, and he turns me down, it gets super fucking awkward, and I have nowhere to stay when shit hits the fan.

>>5726955
its an obvious ruse
no he didn't really give $15mil to some guy named "daquan"

>>5726967
that sounds wonderful

>>5726988
that sounds nice and exactly like what i want to eat rn. i had a whole pizza already but im so hungry lately.

it's a bit weird yeah, but i've noticed that my tastes have changed a bit. i like vinegar-y and just plain acidic things a lot more than i did before, but, i really don't know if that has anything to do with hrt or not.

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>>5727008

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>>5726969
Also don't look that up the articles and documentaries regarding this show flaying and boiling both while alive.

>take this picture and try to forget about it...

>>5727023
www.ucop
.edu/academic-personnel-programs/_files/seminars/Tool_Recognizing_Microaggressions.pdf

>>5727014
Bitch, it was GLORIOUS!!

>spent all day with my best friend
>watched a movie, played smash bros, watched GATE
>time to go home, give him a hug
>he pulls back and doesn't let me hug him close
>"if you're going to be a girl I have to hug you like one"
I think it's the boobs

uh haha...... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>5727036
go into detail about it. i want you to paint a picture in my mind. i want to fucking taste it, you hear me?

>>5727032
that doesn't even make sense....
refer here >>5726867 desuyo

>>5727008
>haha he's trolling
>he tricked the whole world into thinking he's a retard
>he tricked the whole world into laughing their asses off at him while he cries on webcam

>>5727041


You've been friendzoned.

>>5726800
>>5726943
>>5726955
What?! please tell story anons

>>5727041
I wish guys would hug me

>>5727059
I was always friendzoned...

>>5726988
Dang I feel that so hard. I too went from spicy averse to drenching everything I we in ghost pepper hit sauce.


Also what's up mtfg? How was everyone's valentine's day.

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tfw you learn the pleasures of being cummed inside

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>>5727014
> it's a bit weird yeah, but i've noticed that my tastes have changed a bit. i like vinegar-y and just plain acidic things a lot more than i did before, but, i really don't know if that has anything to do with hrt or not.

My tastes have changed stupid amounts.

Hated spicy food, now I adore and crave it in every sense.

Loved sweets, now I find most sweets sold in stores to be overly sacchrine and only really like the sour ones.

Liked sour foods and sweets beforehand, now ADORE them.

Hated cheese in most aspects, now I like it in most aspects.

Salty foods went from 'meh/good' to absolutely delectable. This may or may not be related to taking spiro and not actually getting enough salt.

Also I suddenly have so much more self-control than ever before. I had crazy high testosterone levels (but was blessed with a somewhat girly body and inherently passable face), so self-control, especially sexually was hard-fought.

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>>5727064
It's not like we kiss or hold hands...

>>5727061
He tried to buy exclusive rights to Yeezy's new album, and this guy named DaQuan who claimed to be working for Kanye got in contact with him. Shkreli bought the album off of DaQuan for 38k bitcoins ($15,000,000 USD).

When he got home Kanye announced that the album was out on Tidal, the vinyl he was given wasn't TLOP it was a paramore album, and DaQuan had disappeared.

Shkreli shills claim he's trolling but he has no motive to cry on webcam and make himself look like a tard.

working on Valentines Day sucks ass, my gf was gonna see her big sister bff and get a pedicure done, but I was gonna do stuff with her in the evening but I finished at midnight and just got home and I'm gonna go to sleep because she's not back yet anyway. I feel bad enough as it is as she hasn't seen her friends in ages and she's closeted so it's good for her to get some girl time in when she's not with me, she should be full time already but she lives in a hick town so it's scary for her. I mean I live in a hick town too, but I come from the hick town, people know me, local trannies don't get beat like out of town trannies do. But I was really looking forwards to spending some time with her on our first Valentine's day together beyond a good morning snuggle and exchange of flowers. I'm gonna end up crying myself to sleep on Valentine's day, which I was not expecting at all.

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>>5727023
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know what to think anymorreeee....

>>5727061
I'm also curious

>>5727065
saaaame

>>5727066
bailed on one of my [few] friends after staying at his house for three days to prevent an awkward hookup.

>>5727069
want.

>>5727075
It's just a hug
Doesn't have to be romantic

>>5727069
By a man?

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>tfw single
>tfw no bf to make out with

>>5727041
idk what's wrong with your friend, guys who hug girls love hugging close. when my friend hugs me there's not even enough room for jesus

>>5727061
He offered i dont remmeber how many millions to Kanye for his new album
yesterday a guy called him and told him he was a kanye's guy and kanye had an offer for him, blah blah blah, many options
shkreli decided to buy the 15mil option.
and as far as i know, the guy pranking shkreli (who said his name was daquan) never send him any info for the deposit (there is a video of the prank call).
Then Shkreli started crying because he was scammed over 15mil and doing all this show
He started saying "my mom told me to not do this", "my parents warn me about these people...", "what am i going to tell my parents?"
(as you may know, his parents are totally iliterates and he earn all his money on his own.

>>5727083
But it's less close than it used to be

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>>5727084

>>5727069
did u? i told you prostate orgasms are #1, chief

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>>5727046
YOU GOT IT YOU DIRTY SLUT!!

First you take a 3 pound roast and bathe it in love. It used to belong to a sad cow and it's had a very stressful couple of weeks. Salt, pepper, and fry it lava hot until the outside is as brown as a Sweden's next generation of children. Throw in half a cup of water, a beef broth cube, and turn it on high in a crockpot for 4 hours. Chop up some carrots and white potatoes and cook until you can cut it with finger. Then just pick up the entire crockpot and swallow the whole thing. Don't hold back your next life will be as a zika baby.

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>>5727082
ITS SO GOOD
>>5727084
NO
>>5727089
i didnt cummed from prostate but there was a pool of precum......

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>>5726801
np, here have a beverage to go with your burger

>>5726807
that's obviously Thai, read a book gwai-lo. Geez. ily anyway tho.

>>5726819
Nope. I'm def a nerd, but not that particular nerd of whom you speak. Also not Ricky.

>>5726892
That's awesome! I bet that must have felt breddy gud...

>>5727073
I hate spicy food too... It's literally just like adding pain to a nice meal

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>>5727091
>NO
Who cares then?

>>5727082
>prevent an awkward hookup.
Wow, you stayed with a guy for 3 days when an awkward hookup on valentine's day was a possibility? That require some serious balls (or maybe lack of balls)

>>5727085
Women make him nervous

>>5727091
you should have a prostate orgasm. just get someone to milk it with one or two fingers.

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>>5727095
qt girlcock is better desu............

>>5727086
>>5727076
aha ha hah HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG

>>5726983
I wish I was Martin ;~;
His asshole attitude totally melt me

>>5727086
I still think this whole thing is a fucking hoax. Maybe to even get "free money" from people from go fund me.

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who /stoned/ here?

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>>5727088
>>5727069
>tfw you watch your dom gf lose her butt virginity

>>5727096
he's like my only friend, been friends for like 6 years, and I don't want to lose him because I asked him a stupid question while I was drunk and horny...

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>>5727097
kek what a beta. you need to be friends with manly men, not cucked nu males

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>>5727069
I could never get past the early stages of anal. It just hurt too much and I had to stop.

Is it actually that much fun? Should I buy a dildo or vibrator for my birthday? Recommendations?

>>5727098
Is that even possible without stroking yourself?

>>5727085
I know that feeling. I really wanted to make someone special chocolate this year, but FFS isn't for another few months and voice will take half a year to perfect, at least.

Damnit. So lonely. I could do with just a kiss on the lips. Welp, I tried to distract myself for the entirety of Valentine's Day, and it seems I've failed.

;_;

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>>5727099
you're a lewd girl, Yume

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>>5727041
Is he cute? Hug him really close next time and grind up him a little.
Be subtle enough that his beta ass thinks it's not on purpose.

Shy boys are the most fun to tease, 10x so because I have a dick and they know it.

>>5727107
>not fucking her mouth during it
step it up
do you even agp small son???
>>5727116
yes it's possible. it's a gland literally designed to excrete semen. just be gentle and it'll make you leak like crazy

>>5727110
(And get him to start transitioning too.)

>>5727019
>>5727058
I mean I don't like the guy either but the stream last night was too fucking weird for a guy who supposedly lost $15mil

>>5727073
i always loved spicy food but now i loves it even more
i used to love love sweet but now i go more for salty stuff
and yeah, sour stuff is MY SHIT
never been a big cheese person, and that hasnt changed
i ate a lot before and i eat A WHOLE FUCKIN LOT NOW
and i cant stop

>>5727090
i came
we're friends now.

>>5727092
oh damn thanks again

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>>5727099
https://i.imgur.com/7zeIVUf.jpg

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>>5727069
I didn't like this doujin because he's clearly sexually confused and disattached to the point where he views his body as an object to lend in return for money. Then, he only "comes out" and enjoys the sex he sells himself for under the influence of heavy drugs to which he becomes addicted to and becomes sexually attached to the faceless protagonist who provides the drugs in a sort of self-imposed stockholm syndrome.

While the art is hot as hell and I tried masturbating to it, I couldn't finish because of the guilt from masturbating to a story about a young adult with a personality disorder caught in an abusive relationship centered around hard drugs.

Yes, I do read deeply into the porn I pleasure myself to, it's part of how I immerse myself into the fantasy.

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>>5727107
>her butt virginity
hate to burst your guys's bubble on that one but that belongs to someone else~

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>>5727116
ive had a lot of people try and fuck me over the years but i think their bigs was way too big and not enough lube was used at all

idk i never liked dildos getting rammed by someone is a lot better..... vibrators are nice tho, make sure its purple
>>5727117
y-yeah
>>5727126
whoah lewd

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>>5727124
>Crying
>Bragging about his wealth
>Trashing TLOP
>Threatening shit like "drone strikes" and "EMP bombs"
>Stressing
>Snapping at everyone
>Being angry
>Frantically calling people and asking people to backtrace DaQuan's gmail
I dunno, anon.

>>5727120
>it's a gland literally designed to excrete semen
A gland that HRT tends to atrophy into uselessness, though. Is prostate stuff really still enjoyable to some people that have been on hormones for a reasonable amount of time? Is there some trick I didn't know about how to prevent it from shrinking down to nearly nothing? (Not that I'd probably even bother.)

>>5727126
Please warn the next time you decide to post a hairy naked man with an erect penis, thank you.

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>>5727108
He probably feels the same. Why not just ask? You're best friends, you've been best friends forever. Even if it's jokingly, you could literally just ask him face-to-face, and tell him that if he says no, you'll drop it forever, and don't let it make it awkward between you, treat him normally if he says no.

You've known each other for forever, he probably knows what you're thinking, and you know what he's thinking, but there's still that small element of doubt that's preventing either of you from acting. Worse yet, leaving without saying goodbye on Valentine's is probably an indicator to him that you aren't interested.

You're living the life. I want a semi-attractive bf I can watch anime and read VNs co-operatively with.

>tfw first E is finally in the mail

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>>5727116
>no bf to bake kipferl for
>tfw no bf to surprise with a kiss the second he walks through the door
>tfw no bf to hold me in his arms while I rest my head on his shoulder and nuzzle against his neck a bit
>tfw no bf speak to me with a deep voice that I can hear and feel at the same time
>tfw can't cuddle with him on the couch under a super comfy blanket
>fire going
>hot chocolate in hand
>snowing outside
>just look up into his deep eyes
>both just smile at each other
>fall asleep on his chest while watching tv
>tfw he will never shake me awake gently when he wants to go to bed
>hazily apologize and go to stand up
>tfw you won't accidentally put your hand on his dick trying to stabilize yourself as you stand up
>tfw he won't smirk at you and tease you a bit
>tfw he's actually doing all of this stuff with his girlfriend rn
>tfw sitting in my room crying into a pillow
I forgot where I was going with that but it ended in despair I hope ur happy

>>5727148
Just E? Are you not also getting an anti-androgen?

>>5727141
i've been on hrt for nearly 5 years and mine still works fine despite never masturbating and only having sex a few times. i mean i haven't touched it recently but i don't actually know the affects aas have on the prostate itself. that's an interesting thing to consider. regardless most people here still use their dick (yume) so it should work wonders.

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>>5727144
FUCK YOU, YOU UGLY TUMBLR WHORE.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ya7Z2UED4Gg/UJx5_KpmYZI/AAAAAAAAvUU/icSQkyQVv3M/s1600/tumblr_mcbdb1yojf1qgv1i6o1_500.jpg

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>>5727147
so basically I fucked up, because I already have that life with him and left him on valentine's day morning with only a letter on his table

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switch life best life

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>>5727151
I want a bf/gf to cuddle and love and display a my affection towards
I want a bf/gf who will support my transition and make me feel better when dysphoric

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>>5727144
https://i.imgur.com/nHPga6d.jpg
This one has clothes.

>>5727160
Yeah, you fucked up. Now, next time you visit, make sure you tell him how you feel, even if you're totally wasted watching KonoSuba or something. Rather, especially if.

Otherwise you'll regret this forever. Trust me, never dilly dally in love.

https://unsee
.cc/zaremotu/

do i need to lose/gain some weight?

>>5727165
> Tattoos.
Dropped.

>>5727108
>been friends for like 6 years


Six years?

How did he react to your transition?

>>5727165
I need to start succing

>>5727159
Well at least that one wasn't as hairy...

>>5727176
go suck a straw full of cyanide.

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>>5727176


https://i.imgur.com/pFWGNdr.jpg
>tfw I'm cut

>>5727173
>tfw best friend for over 18 years is cool with me being a tranny

Depends on the friend. I still go rock climbing once or twice a week with my bestie

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3 days until my date with tall boy
i hope i get better by then, i think i came down with another fever

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getting fucked is so nice

>>5727185
>jews stole my shiny pink glans
jdimsa

>>5727189
Lucky.

>>5727191
Do you ever stop having sex, Yume? It seems like every time you post you're either having sex, about to have sex or just finished having sex.

>>5727199
sometimes she's on the toilet

>>5727130
You're the worst. Happy valentines day. Hope you're happy you got to say that. I'm gonna go cry for several hours and hate myself.

>>5727202
>not getting a blumpkin
pleb.

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>>5727167
> Trust me, never dilly dally in love.
I'm like, about to start crying...I suck at picking up on social cues... I'm just a prude awkward tranny virgin... I don't know what I'm doing... should I call him now, or wait until I see him in person?

>>5727173
He thought it was funny how awkward I was about it, and just wanted to know what to call me.

>>5727152
I'm already on spiro

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>>5727199
i came 5 times in a 24 hour period a day ago

>.<
>>5727202
same
>>5727206
trip on sam

>>5726746
who i s dr monsoon

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>>5727199
>>5727202
yumes life in a nutshell desu, if you include shitposting

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>>5727082
Don't think babe just enjoy life :P

>>5727219
Does it count as a blumpkin if you're getting sucked while shitposting?

>sex
>fart and poop loudly
>shitpost
>sleep
>sex
>sleep more
>wake up
>poop and fart loudly
>sex
>sex
>sex
>repeat
i want to be yume

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>>5727186
To be honest, I'm kinda looking forward to the inevitable class reuinion in another decade or so, since I'm set to be at least a 7/10 post-FFS.

I mean, I was the nerdy, approachable 'genius' kid who was basically the school's therapist, and CS/Engineer TA. Probably the most emotional person there too, given how easily I was brought to tears and back to smiles again. I don't think my closer friends from back then would be very surprised to see that I've transitioned, but no one is going to recognize me, that's for sure. Especially since it's an all-boys school, so everyone is gonna be like:

> Who's your husband?

Gonna be totally awkward. I could just skip out on it, but I want to see people's faces. Teasing guys is soooo fun~.

>>5727193
Mine was stolen too, but the biggest problem is that the highest concentration of nerves on the penis are just fucking gone, prime clit material, meaning SRS won't have as good results, no matter the worksmanship. It's also part of the reason why my parents are fronting the bill for SRS for any doctor I choose, but even then I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive them for it.

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>>5727225
what the fuck is a blumpkin

>>5727226
It's hard to hold back from going into a Kayla-level envy-rage, really.

>>5727227
At least your parents recognize it as a mistake, mine just think I'm a freak for being against circumcision.

Like,
"Why do you care?"
"What does it matter if you're circumcised enough?"
"It really didn't matter to us, we just wanted you to be normal."

>>5727231
I had to look it up when >>5727206 was posted myself; I don't recommend looking it up yourself, it's kind of gross. (Very gross.)

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>>5727231
Succin' while she shittin'.

*paarp*

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>>5727209
Wait until you see him in person, or it'll be awkward, but don't dilly-dally and visit him soon if you can.

Like I said, just make sure he's comfy and in a good mood before asking. Don't force it, but since you're so close you could probably just ask, or hint at it.

That or ask if he wants to watch a romance anime film with you, and go for it when it starts getting nice and romantic :3.

>>5727241
;) don't h8 me cause you 8n't me.

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>>5727178
>>5727241
My apologies, ALLOW ME TO UPGRADE YOUR FUCKING DOSAGE.
http://www.joespunk.com/collages/bearfilms/mark-bulto-post.jpg

http://epicsaholic.com/pics/2248/naked-bear-men-with-big-dick-s.jpg

http://epicsaholic.com/pics/508/naked-hairy-men-bear-daddy-black.jpg

http://tornjeans.ca/vlog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/PoolBear20.jpg

http://hardwoof.tumblr.com/post/139290980665

THE LAST ONE IS FROM TUMBLR, THAT MEANS YOU'LL LIKE IT RIGHT? JUST SLURP IT RIGHT UP YOU FILTHY ARROGANT SLUT. THE WORLD SHALL NOT CONFORM TO YOUR SENSITIVITIES.

>>5727251
>implying this wasn't all just a clever plot to get you to post lots of gay naked men

ok so my hair just looks dumb now and I need the bangs cut at least, would blunted bangs look bad on me?

http://i.imgur.com/EYyMARC.jpg

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*braaapt*

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>>5727251
I'm going to marry a woman.

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>>5727258

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>>5727258
>>5727269
Quiet.

>>5727258
Why must you cruelly insist on showing me things I can't have in person? Teasing little....

>>5727237
Mine were originally like that, but I showed them actually graphs and so forth of loss nerve endings, sexual problems for men, etc. etc. and that was enough to nail home the point that it's NOT okay.

They used the 'we just wanted you to be normal like your dad' argument too, and seriously, there was a point in my life where I was a ball of rage about it and I constantly fantasized about all sorts of things to my parents that would land me squarely in a mental asylum if mentioned aloud.

I can't forgive them for it since they did something that was irreversible, ignoring my own agency that WILL majorly influence the result of SRS. I won't, but we can at least move forward and I can do what I can, while guilt-tripping them whenever it torments me. I don't feel an iota of guilt in doing so, just like they don't feel an iota of guilt for making an terrible uneducated decision and just going with the masses.

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>tfw no bf and all alone on valentines ;_;

http://pin.it/x_TfFmV

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>>5727244
but like, what if he's not into me sexually in the slightest?... I don't want to fuck things up even more than I already have by pushing boundaries... besides, he thinks I'm into girls...

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>>5727275

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>>5727256
I mean, I like the way blunt bangs look but I get the sense that they're kind of out of style.

>>5727275
are you a topping tranny?

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>>5727283
If he's not into you slightly, back off. Don't overreact, just back off and kill it right there. You've known each other too long to ruin a friendship like that, if he turns you down just continue your friendship like you have all along. Things might be a little awkward for a few days, but you'll move on.

Remember, the simple approach is always the best when it comes to love and feelings. Never overthink or overcomplicate. Meet with him one day when you're both in a good, comfortable mood, and ask him straight. Tell him how you feel and what you want. If he says yes, great. If he says no, whatever that's that. Nothing else to it.

I want to fuck a transsexual and grab him by the throat from behind during doggy and whisper to him that he is a man as he orgasms to controllable euphoria.

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>>5727288
Nope, I'm a cis male chaser.

>yfw

>>5727199
room must smell like pooo

>>5727286
I love that expression on the right, I really want someone to look at me like that

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>>5727300
Hey buddy I think you have the wrong general, /ftmg/ is two pages down.
>>5717963

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>>5727283
You won't mess anything up. You've known each other for six fucking years. Some people get married after knowing each other for a single goddamn year.

Just be honest with him, you could even ask it as a hypothetical. Worst case, he says he isn't interested, and you can say that you're totally fine with that and just be close friends like usual. Don't be pushy and it'll be all good, no matter what.

You're overthinking this. Just go for it or you'll regret not doing it for your entire life. You're literally thinking like the girl who always loses the protagbowl in anime - 'it's fine keeping the relationship the same as always, I don't want to risk anything to gain anything. The way things are is enough'.

You're thinking like the LOSING GIRL. You know what winners do? They ask the guy out. So do it already.

Given you stayed at his house for several days and you've known each other for six years, you're pretty much already married. Christ.

>>5727300
I love you misgendering chaser-kun <3

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>tfw waited two hours in the cold of San Fran for a new ramen place that everyone is talking about with a famous master from Japan
>tfw you called anything else ramen

The tori paitan is cooked for three days o.o

>>5727312
No he's in the right general, he wants to do God's work and help those with mental illnesses by cumming inside them.

Like this prime example >>5727318 of deep rooted psychosis here.

How to find a non creepy chaser who will leave my dick alone and still like me when its gone?

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>>5727312
I sent my normie gay brother the "Oh shit I'm sorry" video
he was very confused

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>>5727315
>You're literally thinking like the girl who always loses the protagbowl in anime - 'it's fine keeping the relationship the same as always, I don't want to risk anything to gain anything. The way things are is enough'.
Sometimes the girls that think like winners still lose though...

>>5727319
Where?

>>5727286
Are they out of style now? How should I get it cut then?

how 2 get fukd if uggo

>>5727339
why? so you can stalk faye?

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>>5727297
but you're making it sound so much easier than it probably actually is...

>>5727315
>You're literally thinking like the girl who always loses the protagbowl in anime
fgdyicupe.gicdrhltmdfiyupe.yifgdchbrtldfiypuifihctrfdcydghctr8df7chrthgrtnlh9rnc
wahhh...
love is hard....

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My dinner even though I got up 30mins ago
>>5726876
>>5726888
4mg e 200mg s per day
2mg e 100mg s per 12 hours

99% of American transwomen who are taking hrt right are on this dosage
>>5726896
*aryan
>>5726912
Insane. But a good kind of crazy.
>>5726935
I have been oh blockers for over a year and only clear precum type stuff comes out. Guess that means I am infertile. I wish nothing would come out. Gross
>>5726943
I feel bad for him too. He just likes playing the bad boy and no one gets it. He seems like a good guy.
>>5726961
And make sure he looks decent before he leaves your domicile
>>5726948
DO IT.
>>5726955
I still think he faked it. Either way he said he still had another 15mil in liquid assets/cash. Apparently he lost 50mil in one day a month ago.
>>5727014
Hrt has made me love vinegar and coat everything in a layer of salt
>>5727076
Bcuz he likes to troll media
>>5727092
I SAID I DON'T SPEAK JEW
>>5727209
Just do it. Life is about risks
>>5727258
Nice anon. Moar.
>>5727285
All of a sudden I need srs now
>>5727300
I'd get up and leave if someone misgendered me during sex. Smh
>>5727341
"just fuck my shit up senpai"

>tfw only movies that I like watching are sports movies and movies about overcoming impossible odds

What does this say about my disposition?

>>5727341
Oh, I don't know for sure if they are, I may have misinterpreted some things people said here.

>>5727348
I live across the bay and that sounds like really good food

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>>5727329
Right here baby, look no further. I'll put my ethernet cable into your USB port if you knowwhatImsayin and once the dongle in front is gone I'll give you a five finger discount on your next orgasm with all holes filled in two shots, just call me birdie cuz I'm on par with these hole-in-one pick up lines.

>>5727329
Right here.

>>5727355
You have shit taste in movies anon
>>5727329
Date another transgirl then

>>5727355
It means you're going to have to get in the best shape of your life. *cue montage*

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>>5727351
>Just do it. Life is about risks
BUT THIS IS SO RISKY/RISQUE

>>5727357
oh are you basing that on things you've read here? I wouldn't trust people here too much about what's in style and what isn't, iirc there are people here who legit shop at hot topic

Really though if my haircut isn't in vogue rn as long as it looks good so I'm trying to figure out what would look good, cause something needs to be done about all the long hair in my face.

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>>5727370
Well this is my goal body that I've been working towards soo.....

>>5727376
But her face

>>5727371
It's not though. If you are wrong, pretend it didn't happen.

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>>5727374
hot topic has some cute stuff though

>>5727374
>iirc there are people here who legit shop at hot topic
lmao

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Whatchya'll eating this evening?

Pic related, delicious spicy thai soup with plenty of veggies. Probably like 50 calories a bowl too.

I'm literally thinner than most animu characters, and I have no intention of changing that. Still going to gain some weight later on in HRT so I get more of a chest/butt/hips/etc.

>>5727376
no matter how much they lift, girls have small torsos

I shopped at hot topic
when I was 16

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>>5727381
She's hot as fuck right?

>>5727381
Lets face it though, >>5727376 's goal body is way more realistic and achievable than the goal body most of us shitposters here have.

>>5727381
Yeah hon detected. Transwomen have trouble looking normal already. All that muscle will make it harder.
>>5727396
No.

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accepting applications for a gf please provide resume below

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if you're a cis chaser reply to this post

i wanna see how many lurk

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>>5727398
>>5727402

Well it's my body so I'm goign to model it in the way I like. It's also not like i'll start lifting and instantly poof out. If I'm unpassable then I can just stop.

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>>5727371
>>5727388
DO IT. JUST DO IT. FUCKING DO IT IT'S NOT HARD JUST FUCKING DO IT QUIT WHINING AND PISSING AND MAKING IT HARD GROW A SPINE AND GET THE FUCK IN THERE REEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://dagobah.net/flash/eva_rave.swf
You're giving me an aneurysm with this bullshit. Explain how you feel and JUST. ASK. HIM. OUT.

>captcha Select all images of Pasta or Noodles.

>>5727402
It's probably going to be easier to pass as a muscle girl that may have abused anabolic steroids in her youth than to pass as an average girl, though.

>>5727409
yea i am

>>5727409
Hey there.

>>5727409
Bisexual cis male chaser reporting in.

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>>5727382
feelings are obnoxious things, you know that?

and more importantly, I'm running out of pics and gifs that capture them

>>5727413
wehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
fine. FINE!! FINE I"LL FUCKING DO IT. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5727413
>using swf for anything
>>5727419
You aren't trans?
>>5727415
Yeah you're probably right
>>5727426
Yes yes yes!

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>>5727415
>presenting as athletic girl
yup, when I'm in my workout clothes, I'm actually more confident (about my wide shoulders)

>>5727426
THANK YOU.

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>>5727408

>>5727429
>You aren't trans?
Nope, cis girl.

lol

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-kicked-out-of-all-you-can-eat-buffet-after-eating-more-than-50-lbs-of-food-sues-for-2-millions/

>>5727426
I hope it goes well; whether or not he's interested in a closer relationship I suspect that the fact that he's still your friend after six years and didn't have a problem accepting you when you transitioned means that he's not going to hate you for opening up about your feelings at the very least.

>>5727439
>>>/lesgen/ pls

>>5727391
That looks really good how do you make it?

>>5727439
I don't mean this in a "NORMIES GET OUT REEE" sense, I'm just curious: what brings you to /mtfg/?

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>>5727442
simpsons did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJfDdd5A8pQ

>>5727442
>>5727454
>reported from Springfield
w-whaaa

>>5727442
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-kicked-out-of-all-you-can-eat-buffet-after-eating-more-than-50-lbs-of-food-sues-for-2-millions/
>literally happened in a town called Springfield

>>5727439
>cisgirl
>chaser

Nice to meet you my name is Yume. *tips MAGA hat*

>>5727453
Cause I want a trans gf of course.

>>5727461
post butt

>>5727461
where do you live?

>>5727461
Oh shi-
Do you understand what you've just said? Here they come...

>>5727461
Why trans girls? We are generally not ideal relationship material

>>5727444
>he's not going to hate you for opening up about your feelings at the very least
I'm not even afraid of anything legitimate... that's the worst part. He's a bisexual furry who likes the same kind of, well, everything I do....
I'm just a fucking idiot who's afraid to find out that she has no sexual appeal...

>>5727461
Haha, I guess the same reason the male cis people visit then. Good luck!

>>5727462
Y-you first.

>>5727459
Hey Yume, how are you?

>>5727463
Perth, Australia.

>>5727458
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hermaphrodite-impregnates-self-gives-birth-to-hermaphrodite-twins/
i feel like this may not be a reputable publication

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>>5727461
Hi

>>5727472
Wait Shell, you're really not a transgirl? What a tweest

>>5727474
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hermaphrodite-impregnates-self-gives-birth-to-hermaphrodite-twins/
Oh hey, I think I read that h-doujin before.

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>>5727283
Back when I was in highschool (and living as a man) I had a female friend that I was very fond of.

On the last day of a March Break long ago we had a really nice day together where we went to the pool with a group of friends, things were going normal until we got to the pool. Somehow she ended up with her legs around me, I was carrying her while leaning against the side of the pool. Foreheads touching we were just giggling and talking about stuff, it went on for a while and then we all went to her place afterwards to relax. Eventually everyone else left and it was just her and I, sitting on her bed and chatting about whatever as usual. Somehow we ended up cuddling. Her leg in between mine, hands slowly running up and down eachothers waists. We were like that for almost an hour, both our hearts beating like war drums as we giggled and talked. She pulled herself closer to me and kissed me. We just kept at it until we were both exhausted and panting in eachother arms, when I said I had to go, she pecked me on the cheek and said "today was great."

I probably should have asked her out there, and if I did she would have said yes. But I didn't, I told her how lucky I was to meet her, kissed her and hugged, then went home. I came to school the next day and we spent that day together the same way we spent the next 5 years, as really close friends. My greatest regret was driving her away as my depression got stronger, and we haven't spoken in 4 years now. I didn't forgive her for abandoning me until I lost the chance to make up with her.

The point of this story was a.) to think about romantic days long gone, and b.) it takes a lot to a ruin a friendship. What we did that day was honest, and it didn't hurt our us at all. But in the end it was my repression and dishonesty that killed it.

Tell your friend exactly how you feel; be honest and he'll accept it no matter what because you told the truth. But if he feels the same and you hold back, you might hurt him.

>>5727339
Mensho Tokyo

>>5727465
>We are generally not ideal relationship material
Especially the people that are so broken inside that they end up as regulars on a 4chan general thread. (No offense meant to anyone in particular; that applies to me just about as well as anyone else.)

>>5727464
Who?

>>5727465
I like girls and dick, so it makes sense.

>>5727477
Did I ever claim to be trans?

>>5727476
Hey Sarah how are you?

>>5727439
right. ;)

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>>5727492
I'm pretty wonderful! How are you? :3

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hey guys, i found a groupon to get 3 laser sessions on my face for just $89. all of the reviews for rhe place are 4 or 5 star, and its really close to my house.

this is legit if its on groupon right... i feel like this is wayyyyy too good of a deal. i know 3 treatments isn't enough but it would help a little and i could always get it touched up later too..

do you think i should go for it?

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>>5727442
>>5727454
>"That could have been me!"

>>5727500
Check if they actually use lasers or if they're referring to IPL as laser, and just generally look into the details of the specific procedure they are advertising.

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>>5727492
>Who?
The swarm.

>tfw completely threw off my sleep schedule by over-napping
i hope i stay tired so i can just go back to bed in a bit or tomorrow is gonna suck at school
>>5727490
Idk what you're thinking but shitposting on 4chan is clearly an attractive hobby people would like in their gf
>>5727500
I say go for it, that's a sweet deal to start it off. If you like it and it starts helping you can always continue with another groupon or just at full price because you already saved a lot.

>>5727492
idk
I just assumed so

>>5727482
What is this tingly happy feeling l get when reading the first half of this post?

Btw anon is right diana
>>5727490
Everyone who even lurks here is a degenerate :-)
>>5727492
Thirsty transgirls thats who
>>5727500
Sounds too cheap