Gay General - Tom Lehrer Edition
>Harvard professor of mathematics
>Invented the Jell-O shot while he was serving in Vietnam
>world famous musician in the 60s
>collaborated with 2Chainz in 2012 when he was aged 80
>hot as fuck
Can a man be more based?
>incredibly vain, paranoid + an asshole
>happened to have good genetics when he was young
>ended up getting obese anyway
haha just spent my valentines day watching 90 minutes of two old people slowly dying of radiation sickness post-nuclear holocaust
ha ha kill me ha ha
why cant there be more asians to go around?
Happy Valentine's day then :3c
Happy Valentines day, Irishanon <3 :3
Well, fuccbois, what are you doing today instead of having a date?
Don't worry mang
I went on, lurked then cammed, it's weird because different hours different people so one time I'm like well known and funny other time there all like "who are you"
Apparently according to tc I look like a young James nesbitt or Quentin Tarantino
>bleeding hearts flower
Those things really sell, but their bloom doesn't last long.
You know, I've been noticing this trend as well.
It's becoming apparent that all of the trips are fat/ugly/ etc.
I miss Swede. He was the only attractive trip. I hope "refugees" didn't rape him to death.
i have a crush on a straight friend and its been driving me crazy cause he recently got a gf (and they're fucking like rabbits, which he never fails to tell me about ;_;) so i'm just feeling /feels/
i kinda wanna vent to someone, is it worth coming out to 1/2 close friends just to vent about it? does it actually help? pros/cons?]
or i can just vent on 4chan i guess...
Love is about celebrating and practicing shared values together. If he values a dumb slut and some "spiritual" bullshit more than you, why would you want to keep dating him?
You need to find a serious BF without such juvenile priorities.
Uno farto is a Tarantino meme on /tv/ that purports he farts during this interview on Tyra's show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcNLD9FCiSk (Can you find it?) The meme caught on because /tv/ resents Tarantino's popularity, but being unable to effectively criticize his work they attack him personally instead.
Ahh fair enough
I have waited two months after release of the hateful eight to watch it in glorious 70 mm
Also if looking like him brought me his success I'd be absolutely chuffed tbqh
>being unable to effectively criticize his work
he butchers effective cinema devices by using half shots and close ups to provide uninformative murder porn for masses to enjoy all while shitting over CGI as a B-movie artifact while all his flicks are homages to B-movie presentation. TO put it simply the guy is a poster-child of what's wrong with cinema and is literally the most entry level of modern directors.
>Maybe it is true love. Or he just wants to bone a swishy queen.
what i think is that he didn't wanna be locked into a long-term relationship with me and wanted to fuck 10 more guys before he was in one
>Love is about celebrating and practicing shared values together. If he values a dumb slut and some "spiritual" bullshit more than you, why would you want to keep dating him?
>You need to find a serious BF without such juvenile priorities.
because this breakup just didn't feel right at all; i've been dumped/have dumped other guys but this one felt weird, it's like his personality flipped completely upside down and no one he knows can tell me why, they've noticed too
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adding him on snapchat was a very good choice
Why isn't Cavill as buff as he was in Man of Steel? His body looks kinda disproportionate here t b h
still wish he was my husband tho
I'm desirable dammit.
One was a gross weeaboo nerd gurrrrll who was a woman nonetheless
One I strung along because I needed a beard for a while
And one with whom I've had sex with twice with only one of those times being a pity fuck
you are better off bottling up your emotions or letting them out online. none of your straight friends will relate, and it will just be incredibly awkward. chances are they already guessed anyway.
dont worry ive been there, and we are still friends and yes i still love him its just very easy to manage now and actually motivates me now instead of intense depression
Kinda cute desu.
that really sucks
but chlamydia is no big deal, two pills and no sex for a week. if you haven't made an appointment already, you can hit up planned parenthood for a free/really cheap dose without having to wait for them to get the results of your pee test if you tell them one of your parents has it
you're a walking cluster fuck of retard aren't you?
>tfw no bf to flick my dick and watch anime with.
>he will never play with my weiner while I say "KAWAIIII UGGUUU~~~"
>I will never teach him ancient japanese words like baka.
>tfw whores get STDs
Spooky is literally the greatest tripfag that has ever graced this board. Do not speak ill of him ever again.
To be honest if the Presidential elections end up being Bernie against Trump I'm choosing Bernie, If it's Hillary against Trump I'm choosing Hillary. If it's any other republican against democrat I'm choosing democrat. That's just how I roll.
>never really liked anime beofer but going on a spree watching anything and everything
>realize that my favorite genres are magical girl and harem.
>fear mongering in general
Wow pot calling the kettle black. Someone get this man a tissue.
Average straight relationship.
I still check in every now and then, it's just that getting Rugbys attention was the only reason I ever came to gaygen and now we're doing our thing on Skype and IRL instead so I really don't have a reason to post. I don't like any of you lmao
>ticket to ride
>There'll be nobody present at the wake.
>With complete participation
>In that grand incineration,
>Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.
wow, that 3 billion really shows how old the song is
Because were both assholes.
I like myself also.
>sleeping with circe
>asking to be something that isn't even a human to be their boyfriend.
>is about 300 pounds
>a literal beastiality straight man chubby mcchubb chubbs.
But I'm not human either. Here's my new selfie. ;)
You're right I'm so mad right now that you noticed that.
I don't judge. If they have a penis they're a guy to me.
Circe is a fucking weirdo that literally thinks that you can change gender based on what thread he/she is in.
Slutboi is fat as fuck.
Boogers a disgusting tranny.
>when a trip thinks they're better than another trip
I am a fan of your work Konata.
force meme is forced therefore in the trash you go
"When /mtfg/ sends its people, their not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing attention whoring. They're bringing drama. They're sluts. And some (none), I assume, are good people."
- Donald J. Trump
What are you listening to, Gaygen?
I hit an old thread by accident.
Today I confessed my feelings for the guy I like, a longtime friend. It went pretty well, all things considered. I live in an area where I can't be sexually open so it's always been hard for me to find love.
I'm cheering you on, anons.
Why do a lot of gays look like ayylmaos?
Are we being infiltrated?
Why? It's not like I'm going to touch you without my hazmat suit on.
I shitpost here so much I forgot how much I fucking love a nice vagina.
This is the only time the grinch is going to get soft.
Despite all the shitposting and funposting and banter you guys are all pretty fucking cool. Theres only one person I legit dislike the rest of you are pretty awesome.
Keep trying to talk to a guy... Guess it means he doesn't want to talk to me but is being polite
Yeah, probably. Also they may well be terrible at interacting with other human beings in addition.
Normal people know when it's their turn to say something in a conversation. But this guy didn't say anything when it was his turn and also didn't excuse himself. Maybe he has a brain illness. Or maybe everyone in the internet is a rude prick.
Jesus Im so thirsty all i got is barley water squash ugh its even full sugar gets me more thirsty goddamn its 3am
John 4:14 (KJV)
14 But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life!
Just sayin. Am I telling you what boring crap is going on with me? Noooo.
But if you must know I'm mostly naked at 3AM with porn open in one window and videogame streaming open in another. Living the dream.
Read this with every ounce of your sinful heart.
I know that I have sinned and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry. I want to turn away from my past sinful life. Please forgive me. I want to receive all that Jesus Christ has provided for me as my Savior. Your Word says, "Whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved".
I am calling on You, Lord Jesus to be saved from my sins. I believe and confess that You, Lord Jesus Christ died for my sins, was buried, and rose from the dead on the third day according to the scriptures. I pray and ask You, Jesus Christ to come into my heart and be Lord over my life.
ThankYou that I am born again by Your Spirit and I can now see and enter the Kingdom of God. Thank-You for giving me eternal life. I receive my salvation and all of its benefits right now.
Lord, Thank-You for saving me this day. In Jesus' Name I pray. Amen!