/mtfg/ -nose bleed

>>5722940
First

>>5722944
second

>>5722939
i hit ya ass up again

cumon cyba dont be laze

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Any New Zealanders here?
I can't find any clear source of information on how to get onto HRT.
Do I need 3 months therapy? Is it free if I get a legit prescription? Is it easy and cheap to buy it from Thailand instead?

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>>5722944
cyba wanna have a fist fight?
>>5722946
are u just not replying to my emails as a meme at this point nigga

>>5722948
no i finally found a shitty site that includes a reply feature and i emailed u from it just now

>>5722949
im not getting anything in my inbox..............

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>>5722949
just use yur real email senpaitachi

>>5722946
How we gonna fugg then
>>5722948
If fist fight = ass fist

>>5722949
>>5722951
What's the best site although I may take like an hour or more

This is the sleaziest thing I have ever done

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nth for can't sleep on a bus ;~;

>tfw starting to get fat underneath my chin

how do i make it go away

this is alotta work for some dicc

>>5722954
well idk youll probably want me to top so youre allowed to be lazy i guess

and use Tutanota

>>5722956
stop being fat???

>>5722956
>>5722959
how

>>5722959
but i dont even look fat! its just a lil flab under my chin! Im not used to this I need it to go away

>>5722955
Having something to rest your head on is pretty important

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>>5722960
a m p h e t a m i n e s

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>>5722940
I have 2 stretch marks on my thigh

>>5722954
cyba email@[email protected]

send that contact info

>>5722955
Stay up till you drop

>>5722965
>2
cute

>>5722940
I guess I'm back to being my usual gloomy self. Just a little worse than I used to be. I wonder how many highs like that I have left in me before the crashing destroys my self altogether.

>>5722965
that scar is hot whered you get it

>>5722957
Hold on
>>5722966
>>5722965
I have 10 on one. Kill me.

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>>5722967
But I'm cold and tired and I have to pee really bad but I don't want to make the person beside me get up. ;~;

>>5722963
Yup, laying down even more so to me.
Oh well ;~;

>>5722966
dont keep me waiting bb
>>5722971
aight
i got stretchies too

>>5722969
Let's hope that final crash is near for you, for all our sakes

>>5722973
nigga i sent u the shit like 4 minutes ago

>>5722972
Just dew it

>>5722976
i aint got nothin after i told ya im at my homies

>>5722972
Oh, I sleep curled up anyways so I can achieve a vaguely similar effect, but trying to lie against the windows is just too much

>>5722979
what hapened with the links

WHY DOES MY NAME KEEP DROPPING

4CHANXXXXX

>>5722976
oh i got that shit now
coooool

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I know you'll see this!!

>>5722982
enjoyee

>>5722977
N-no I'm just gonna wait until we get to kamloops I'm too beta 4 that ;~;

>>5722980
Yeah. Idk, busses just plain aren't comfortable for long journeys. Can't argue with the price though.

>>5722974
You know what you lose, you never know what you get. next.. You never know what will take my place, could be a lot worse than I, for all you know.

>>5722984
i dont think i could fit that shit dude my ass is tight

and i will ty, gonna beat off nap then when i get home ill hit you up

Who wants to fight? I want to punch one of you nerds right in the face and smash your glasses.

>>5722986
suit yourself

>>5722989
jokes on you anon, I don't wear glasses

>>5722986
>kamloops
A Canadian, perhaps?

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>>5722988
lmao i bet you could

>>5722989
no not my glayyyses! I can't see a thing without my glayyyyyyyyyyses!!!

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>>5722989
I don't have glasses but feel free to punch me

>>5722993
idk mane but i sent u a collaterol

>>5722987
>You never know what will take my place, could be a lot worse than I
Pretty there is no one worse on this planet, you deranged hon. Just do it already.

>>5722991
S-sorry I let you down

>>5722992
Yup, just a lone Edmontonian on a trip to warmer and less unpleasant places.

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Here's me btw, do I pass?

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>>5722956
Drink water. Its mostly likely bloat not fat

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>>5722996
does that mean you're going to take a pic after you've cum all over yourself?

cause im demanding that
>>5722998
TRIP ON ELANNA
>>5723001
yes

>>5723004
idk im just uploadin shit on my phone
i sent u some shit tho

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>>5722998
It's all good senpai
I'm a social retard myself

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>>5723004
Lmao yume I've been bored posting for like the past 6 hours

Ugh don't want leave my bed this morning

>>5723005
i sent yume some shit but i need your adress

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>never had a valentines day with anyone before despite dating people since i was 14
>always broke up with people before valentines day
>tfw this valentines day you have TWO valentines

abstract feel
>>5723010
go on skype more you baka

>>5723014
[email protected]

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Ok, here's me for real. Do i pass?

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>>5723019
real pic

>>5723017
I'd be on Skype right now if I weren't on a bus and tied to mobile that cuts in and out every 10 minutes ;~;

I'll probably be on Skype more when I get back home on Saturday though.

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8 years on hrt...

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>>5723021
you better be cute stuff

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>>5722983
i wanna feed you lots of milk for valentines day kitten~

>>5723022
Stop posting my pic

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>>5723022
this was me before i started hrt

why did /mtfg/ lie to me? were they just sugar pills??

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Do i have potential tho?

>>5723018
sent
>>5723028
before hrt? tf

>>5723017
>two
i feel sorry for gem, she was probably secretly all excited to have a valentines and now its not even special

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>>5723030
Do I have potential senpai?
Pic related before presidency

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>>5723024
watcha gonna do if I'm not qt3.14?
:^)

>>5723031
shiiiiiit
im gonna be nutting hard tonight

>>5723033
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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>crush and I skype
>we see each other's boobs
>afterwards she says "after I get back from seeing [LDR] we should totally hang out. we can do fun stuff and whatever."
welp. I'm going to bed.

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>>5723032
>gem was the one who wanted to have her also spend valentines day with us

ur wrong tho
>>5723034
elanna stfu u are cute

>>5723031
i think its fair to request spread buttewhole though
since ive posted mine

>>5723041
You don't even look remotely like a woman. You crush is an obv fetishist

>>5723045
she's trans.

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>tfw no one to kill you lovingly
Muh life
Guess I'll stick to drawing crap

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>>5723025
You're still making me chocolates though, r-right?

>>5723047
just kill yourself already we're sick of hearing it pussy. that goes to sheen too

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>>5723034
You're a solid 3/10
Maybe if you had more DLC/Micro-transactions

>>5723041
>tfw gf and I saw each other's boobs for the first time on Thursday

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>>5723042
I may have mixed up the punctuation, I was calling you a qt3.14 and asking what kind of fantastic punishment you had in store for me.

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>>5723054
thats for you to find out if you disappoint me

>>5722947
Welly here

The information on the web is kinda weird, it's like the government recommended stuff to doctors but not really what they do.

You don't need three months of therapy, try looking for a friendly doctor online, if you're an Auckland Dr. Sulochana Chand can help
http://www.cylex.co.nz/company/chand+dr+sulochana-17995259.html

It's not free but it's highly subsidised so its pretty cheap

idk about thailand, seems more expensive

if you need more info idk put down a skype or steam or something? going to bed now but ill check in the morning. i'd drop mine but i have irl people on there and im paranoid

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>>5723050
I didn't even say that this time anon. Why you gotta be such a fucking faggot holy shit. But I will, just wait for it.

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>>5723048
of course
with a special ingredient mixed in ;3

>progesteron finally kicking in
>bobs finally sore again
life is grand

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>>5723056
Don't tempt me, I'm always up for pushing the limits so long as you give good aftercare.

>>5723051
Ouch ;~;

i am cyba.teknik on skype

>>5723063
good for you two

I am not cyba.teknik on skype

>>5723066
What DLCs can be expected for the Elanna video game this year?

>>5723067
Can I add you fampai?

>>5723067
ill skype you tomorrow when i get home i dont know mine by heart

>>5723060
Why are you calling me a faggot? You are the one suicidal here, just get over with it. Nobody wants to hear you complain about it anymore.

>>5723071
yuh yuh
>>5723073
kk gigantor

>>5723075
h-hey now

did you get the gif i sent you
still waiting on asshole pic

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>>5723074
You don't even get the joke. Is that like tour first chan or something? Do you know what a meme is anon?

>>5723066
You'll get yours in the summer, just you wait.

>>5723075
sent

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>>5723063
Oh good! you know how much I love your special ingredients!!

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>tfw you accidentally get chilly powder on your dilator and you don't notice it until it's too late
;_;

>>5723077
Nobody here likes you here, please just do us all a favor and stop posting or kill yourself. I can give you some suicide tips if you want.

i like mado

>>5723084
i like mado

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>>5723084
do us all a favour and kill yourself or stop posting cus all ur doing is making the general toxic

ty

>>5723083
why were those near each other

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>>5723079
I can't wait, I havn't had some good scratches and welts in a while.

>>5723071
Working on a few bug fixes to be rolled out with the Sanity Pack

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>>5723089
>she doesn't know

>>5723086
>>5723087
its unanimous
mados cool

>>5723089
a girl gotta eat some chips while dilating and catching pokemon

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>I will never have a crush on a cute shy boy but pretend to be some tough cool girl whenever around him
I just want to be like my animes ;~;

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>>5723084
You can wish that the case all you want but people like me and i understand it as much you do. Buuutttt if I actually did I'd miss out on all the shitposting and drugs. Its always an open window though, so hold your breath.

>>5723095
I think this girl is cute but the show is pretty shit.

>>5723090
Alright when and how much?
Also does it include more memes?

>>5723095
>tfw could actually do this

>>5723057
Also Wellington.
So, you're saying that the government recommended 3 months of therapy if the patient is under 18 or is in tertiary education, but the doctors themselves will give it to anyone they feel like?

Vriscout Spenceket is Steam, I'll use that to give you Skype.

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>>5723082
this is the cutest thing ever, you're amazing <3
>>5723095
stop taking my saya!!
>>5723099
yea its not that great but shes really cute

COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE

>>5723100
F r e e
And loaded with memes

>>5723095
>tfw multiple people have described you as tsundere
Fug :DDD

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>>5723103
No I'm stealing Saya.

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>>5723105
>free
disgusting
you know how much I love my wallet being raped by over-priced content

>>5723104
DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH, COMMUNISM IS DEATH!!!!!!!!!

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>>5723106
but if you post her people will think you're me

>>5723104
None of them really work out in the end desu desu

>>5723110
i haven't slept for a very long time & i just came home from work, im just delusionposting ;3

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>>5723108
Or they'll think you're me!

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>>5723112
Cute!! Should sleep though!!

Has anyone else here started lactating? I'm pretty sure HRT caused it which got me wondering how common that might be

>>5723108
>>5723113
I don't know either of you! Or do i?

>you will never have a cute voice
I DIDNT ASK FOR THESE FEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLS

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>>5723113
but i used her first, so they'll be thinking you're me most likely, can you use someone else? shes kinda my idol
>>5723120
you too chijo....

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>>5723103
I thought I was the cutest thing ever...
>>5723106
>>5723113
I'll allow this if you pretend to be emma

>>5723118
Not super common but it can happen,though if you lactate proper milk without any effort on your part it might be a prolactinoma.

>>5723124
Huh. The color seems to alternate between clear and white, I'm not sure what other qualities proper milk has though

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>>5723121
>tfw faggy 16 year old boy voice
That can be cute. R-right?

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>>5723122
I-it was a joke

>>5723115
soon chijo

>>5723127
Yes, but don't let that stop you from trying to improve

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>tfw the cute boy you know likes this other girl
Do I gotta kill someone?

Post voices :3

Ill help you kill them

>>5723134
yeah

leys go against the geneva convention with this shit son

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>>5723131
I know I am

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>going through old photos
>find this
o-oh well that's depressing

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>>5723123
you are the cutest thing ever, thats why the things you do are also the cutest things ever~
>>5723129
o-oh im dummy

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im such an utter failure of a person

>>5723134
The other girl

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I can't get used to wearing tops with low necklines, makes me feel cold and exposed and I'm pretty sure I look dumb in them.

>tfw never going to suit women's clothing

>>5723140
you look great hon

>>5723142
Fuck off you piece of shit. You ruin this general.

>>5723132
Yeah, I won't, I'm probably more bothered by it than other people.

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>>5723145
>will always look like a man even if I live though 3 years of hrt
>nothing I like will ever suit me

>>5723144
thx 4 the hot shit fampai
i wanna fug u

>>5723147
I ruin every thing I go near. I would kill myself if I wasn't so afraid of the pain.

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>>5723146

>>5723153
Hahaha so funny

Kill yourself David, don't post about it here to get attention just fucking do it.

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>>5723155
chill out bro

>>5723150
If you are ever in Minnesota, I need that thing inside me

>>5723151
You have the ability to be a positive force on this general

>>5723153
Don't kill yourself

>>5723157
End yourself you pot bellied faggot

>>5723137
Geneva convention? but that only applies to war, are we starting a war now?

>>5723144
That's what I was getting at

>>5723158
ill tell you if i ever go that way
if u got more vids tho throw them my way... cute voice tbdesu

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>>5723160

>>5723158
I tried to be positive but I failed transition. Now everyone else is more pretty than me and I don't know why. I never missed one hrt dose and yet I look more manly than ever.

>>5723050
I really should do it tomorrow
there is no reason not to while everyone is at work

>>5723165
I saw 2 pics of your tits today and both looked great

>>5723164
I'm perfectly calm hon. Leave this general David you fucking whale.

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>>5723170

>>5723169
your tits are better ngl

>>5723165
Transition is more than just popping titty skittles senpai

>>5723169
my "tits" look like pointy man boobs and my face would never pass for a girl even to blind people. Yet everyone else is getting a smooth face and supple skin for some reason my body is getting worse.

>>5723178
it's your body trying to match your personality

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>>5723178
>my body is getting worse.
you are getting fat
lose weight by not eating crap
you look fine though
learn makeup and how to dress yourself
its like talking to a brick wall

>>5723169
bout to go to sleep
sent ya one more lewd

>>5723181
I am getting fat, I have never been this heavy in my life but how in the fuck do I lose weight in a week. I see all of you starve yourselves cute and I can't make it a full fucking day starving myself.

>>5723181
>its like talking to a brick wall
And this is why most don't bother these days. Seriously she's been like this for years.

>>5723185
You don't starve yourself, you just need to stop eating so much goddamn ketchup and fried food you massive sperg

>>5723185
>buhhhh everyone passes but meeee blehhhh ;~;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk

>>5723186
well this is proof how everyone's life is easier than mine, all any of you do is think of something and it happens for you, meanwhile I have to suffer the tortures of the damned to get one thing done.

>>5723185
Don't starve yourself you fucking mong. Have you not noticed all the people that claim to be starving themselves are the fat failures, Sheen, David, you.
Get on a proper diet.

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>>5723185
eat more salad, yogurt, fruit salad, unsweetened tea
salad literally saved my life tho, every day i get a balsamic vinegar salad with tomatoes, croutons, grilled chicken and cucumbers and it's only 170 cals

>>5723190
Do you ever sleep? It's 4 in the fucking morning and you're already starting into your daily Kayla pity party

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>>5723141
Oh, I'll show you cute...

>>5723194
I can't eat lettuce, it makes me want to vomit. I tried a juice diet and lost 8 pounds but juice is expensive.

>>5723193
not true, lots of anons starve themselves thin and end up passing flawlessly.

>>5723194
uhm
that must be a smallllllllllllllllllllll portion of chicken, crutons, and tomatoes, 170 cals is nothing

>>5723197
thats retarded bullshit
starving yourself just leads to unhealth
which makes you look uglier and more unpassable, dumbass

>>5723195
I ran out of ambien a week ago so no I can't sleep. I have insomnia.

>>5723197
>I can't eat lettuce, it makes me want to vomit. I tried a juice diet and lost 8 pounds but juice is expensive.
jesus christ grow up
you are like an 8 year old

>>5723203
jacking off on ambien is the best

>>5723202
like sonic?
What do you suggest I do? I want the weight to melt off in like a week and nothing really works. I'm sick of waiting to see results I want shit done now

>>5723190
I love this meme

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>>5723207
>says the person living off of inheritance
Its easy to move forward and be calm when you don't have to worry about money like I do.

>>5723207
Mild autism :^)

>>5723190
Nice meme fampai
Tell me how whatever I get comes to me?

pls do the poll for science:
http://strawpoll.me/6814187
http://strawpoll.me/6814187
http://strawpoll.me/6814187

>>5723214
yeah man my dad gave me a small loan of a million dollars :^)

>>5723218
no wonder you had srs and ffs then, in the real world trans people are poor and downtrodden and can't afford shit like me

>>5723209
no you fucking eat healthy
a balanced diet makes you shed fat and gives you the fat fags like you so desperately want like thigh, ass and boob fat

you COULD lose SOME weight in a week if you ate a specific selection of foods and worked out every day but seriously just put some effort into shit

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>>5723216
that's the best meme kuppy. kayla tried to tell me I'm a rich super passer who got stds from not being a virgin
>mfw
>>5723218
you being cheeky again? I'll sort you out muppet

>>5723214
I have a job you leech
you literally live in a mansion

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>>5723196
you show me cute every time i talk to you~

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Good morning fatties and crazies (since Eliot is posting).
How is everybody on this fine morning.

>>5723218
He must be really proud of his son.

>>5723219
there is not one redeeming quality about you. not one. die already

>>5723219
>not recognizing a meme
Remy actually works towards her transition faggot, unlike your lazy piece of shit ass

>>5723227
i thought that girl was a doll

those boots are fab though

>>5723220
>effort
but whats in it for me? No amount of effort ever worked out for me, its too fleeting, its too hard for so little.

>>5723228
same to you jerk

>>5723219
You know, I suspect that even if you lived in Canada a gatekeeper wouldn't even approve you for SRS.

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>>5723226
Noooo!!!! I'm gonna show you a different way.....

>>5723233
you havent put in any effort
all you have done is buy bad clothes and take hrt
you havent tried to learn how to dress yourself better or makeup
two things everyone has told you to do for six months

>>5723233
can you think to any degree? do you not realize if you manage to eat healthy regularly youd shed weight, feel better physically and even emotionally?
you realize these are proven benefits to TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF, fucking RIGHT?

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>i have made everyone hate me
I am truly toxic
guess I will stop posting this morning and go cry in a corner, go talk about fun stuff and don't let me bother you busy happy people anymore

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>>5723231
Valentino is fab in general.

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>>5723235
oh really? what way is that

>>5723233
i'm cute, you're not. you're a boring, dull, unfunny, drab, personality-deprived, comically stupid normie, and i'm not. i love being me. can you say the same?

>>5723239
just eat some healthy fucking food and do cardio dude.

we wuz kangs n shit nigga hoimie got damnn

>>5723243
Can't you just... ignore him? Filter and move on. He's got nothing except trolling (for the past six years or so). You are actually giving his life a meaning.

>>5723239
>kayla announces that she's going anon to shit on people

>>5723165
Only compete against yourself. There is always a prettier person (unless you are Scarlett Johansson. In that case, congrats. You won).
>>5723178
Check your blood. Have you had laser? I have to moisturize my face all the time.
>>5723185
Weight loss takes more than that. Eat less & exercise more.
>>5723190
No, we just don't advertise the struggle.
>>5723197
No, you can't starve yourself thin because it makes you gross
>>5723209
Weight loss takes more than a week unless you starve yourself (don't do that its unhealthy and will make you gross) if you want it you will have to work for it.
>>5723217
But I am bi and snow
>>5723233
Happiness. Healthiness. A solution to everything you have been complaining about. Jesus fuck.
>>5723239
Why complain about the problem if you are not willing to fix it? This attitude is ruining your life

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>>5723239
I dont hate you
I just wish you would help yourself because you have a lot of potential
and you dont listen to anyone

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>>5723239
Enough with your victim complex

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>>5723246

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>>5723242
Well, maybe I should wait until I come over to let you know....

>>5723251
>internet victims calling out other internet victims
E B I N
N I B E
E B I N

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>>5723221
>I'm a rich super passer who got stds from not being a virgin
Can confirm.

Also, you should totally buy these.

>>5723255
Fuck off Kayla

>>5723251
I don't hate Kayla, I hate that she is unwilling to help herself

>>5723258
Give it time.

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>ywn beat kayla for being a baka who doesnt try and just cries
you are worse than sheen at this point

Im so tired of being so lazy and not doing anything with my life in regards to my transition, I want to stop sitting around all day and stop expecting things to happen but i dont even know where to start, tomorrows a new day I guess, hopefully the motivation i have now carries over.

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>>5723256
w-where did you find this, I need them
>>5723261
don't lump sheen in with kayla. ever

>>5723258
Give it 6 months, if you don't hate her by then I'll detransition

>>5723258
fuck my ass

>>5723258
I don't hate her either
she's just annoying and attacks people all the time

>>5723265
been reading her shit for over a year, I don't even hate her, I just feel bad for her. Like how that even happens, i don't know.

>>5723263
>w-where did you find this, I need them
Just on google images, apparently they used to be sold at claires.co.uk, probably a hard one to find.

>>5723269
>Like how that even happens, i don't know.
Because no one believes in me or gives me money. All of you have employment and I can't score a job to save my life. You have reasons to live, I have none, so yeah that's how it happens to a person.

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>>5723254
now you've got me really curious, you should tell me~

>>5723262
What are you trying to accomplish? Do you need info
>>5723267
I don't like using my gt:-/
>>5723268
I think that's part of her victim complex

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So I have to ask this - what's worse, Kayla posting or a dysphoria attack?

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I wish I was a female super hero. I want to fly around space yall like seriously ;~;

>>5723276
Clearly
Still it pisses me off when she attacks people I like

>>5723277
Dysphoria
at least with Kayla you can close the browser

>>5723269
You have the patience of a saint. It's impossible for me to feel bad for someone who is proven time and time again to be the sole cause of all of their problems. She's a spoiled rich kid that never did an honest day's work, and she isn't willing to start doing that now.

>>5723276
oh i thought you wanted to ravage me lol srry

>>5723271
seems they are out of stock on them too. well back to being a professional victim I go

>>5723277
depends how bad dysphoria attack is? if like vommitting/migraine or worse I say dysphoria, otherwise kayla posting every fucking time.

>>5723274
maybe you can't score a job, cause you're not a nice person to be around? maybe if you started being nice to people instead of just saying "Your ife is better than my life becase you have |insert anything here| and I don't. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.

>tfw you and all of mtfg will not form a circle around kayla
>tfw you will never surprise her by putting her in the center of a group hug

>>5723274
I believe in you. I believe you can get a job. It's going to be hard, but you *can* do it.
>>5723277
Dysphoria. There is nothing worse.
>>5723281
If you were the anon I was mailin I want that penis badly

>>5723276
idk, dont really need info, I just need to start doing basic quality of life things, showering everyday, starting to exercise, makeup, clothes, setting up doctors appointments etc, just find it hard to find the motivation a lot of the time

>>5723285
>Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.
What can I do? Huh? Tell me that, give me a day to day plan and I will follow it.

>>5723286
idk, she would probably blow up

>>5723286
Fuck that, I want to give her a swirly

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>>5723278
I heard high enough does of estrogen gives you super powers.

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>>5723275
B-but it's kinda lewd, I don't know if I should tell you here in front of everyone....

>>5723289
make it yourself lazy ugly normie

>>5723287
ya i want that butte pretty bad too
sent ya another led

>>5723295
I am not a normie, I was beat down and picked on whenever I tried to show a shred of my own personality so I buried it in a pit so deep and dark I don't know how to find myself again. You have no right being a passer and picking on people who have had it worse than you.

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>>5723293
It gives you the ability of happiness

>>5723295
>tfw you realise that Chris Chan is actually a more independent and higher functioning adult than Kayla

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>>5723294
so tell me in the call we're in silly

>>5723289
Kayla, that would defeat the entire purpose. Even God can't tell every person in the entire planet what to do day-to-day to be a good person. Rather it is your personal agency that gives you strength. I can't live your life for you, or be your life coach, not only would it be bad for me, but it wouldn't help you. You need to learn to stand on your own, maybe try googling how to get out of a rut, and rather then saying "i can't possibly do that" or "what if this goes wrong" tell yourself "I'm going to fight through adversity and become stronger for it". I'm sure you can be an independent woman if you look within yourself for motivation, the internet and google are amazing tools, use them!

>>5723280
If only I did.

>>5723298
they didn't beat you down hard enough

>>5723300
right??

>>5723300
At least his webcomic is making him some dosh.

>>5723302
Motivation only makes me envious because hard work doesn't result in shit, being born looking a certain way or having a certain social class is all that matters. You claim I can pull myself out of a rut yet you provide not one single link to stark my quest.

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>>5723301
I would, but you disappeared when I went to turn off the lights

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>>5723299
Brest superpower.

>>5723307
20 ccs of hot lead ought to fix you right up.

>>5723307
Because, it's not my place to do this for you, and you lack agency. you wanna link? here

google.com

>>5723299
>It gives you the ability of happiness
are you new or delusional? name one trip who isn't edie who seems remotely happy

>>5723314
Then what do I look up? No one showed me how to do anything in this life and yet all of you wonder how I got here. I am in a fucking room all day alone, how can I ever change my life with no ones help? All anyone on earth wants to do is talk shit on me or point me somewhere else without actually helping, a little help takes me far but I need that help.

>>5723288
Lol I remember pre transition I was so depressed I couldn't motivate myself to shower more 4 times in a month.
>>5723289
We already told you. Just do it.
>>5723302
We have more information instantly available on the Internet than anyone has ever had. That's amazing.
>>5723307
Bull shit. Martin Shkreli's parents were janitors and he just spent $15 mil trying to buy an album. You have to find the links we aren't your coach.
>>5723298
You need to pick yourself up. You are the only person who can do that.

>>5723297
You're making my gt tinkle
>>5723315
I am very happy. I think moap is.
>>5723317
You have to figure it out. We can't help you if you are unwilling to help yourself.

>>5723315
Lily

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>7 am, knock on my bedroom door
>mom calls in "do you want to come to church with me?"
>no
>7:20 am, knock on my door
>"are you sure?"
>yes
>7:40 am, knock
>"really?"
>yes
>"oh. Then don't you have homework?"
Bitch the sun is barely up leave me alone

>>5723315
the happy ones left or started anonposting so they're not dragged into the shitty self loathing pity party

ps i don't think edie is really 'happy', she just doesn't want to kill herself, which might as well be happiness for mtfg

>>5723307
get on your exercise bike
eat less processed crap
eat more fruit and vegetables (just try some, see what you like) and lean meats
drink more water

>>5723320
good
send me stuff where you're more vocal i like ur voice and ill give u more cock

>>5723321
but he isnt trans

>>5723324
fine done
then what?

>>5723317
This is the point where I tell you to, figure it out. Anyone with a basic middle school education should know how to use Google. The fact you're on 4chan tells me you know how to Google too, and are probably just wasting my time. I recommend finding an LGBT friendly church though, today's Sunday. Find a community of irl people and make some friends and start leaving your house. being
>in a fucking room all day alone
is really not good for you.

>>5723315
moap is reasonably happy
ufufu is happy
lily is happy
In the grand scheme of things I'm not that unhappy

>>5723328
>Find a community of irl people
real humans are gross and intimidating, why would I go near someone irl? I never talk to people, I avoid them like the plague.

who else is a teenage girl at heart here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNKL64cNCjI

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Stupid shit mtf say
>i was born with no gender
>After a few more years of HRT i will be fine
>I swear i should of been born a girl
>I hate it when people misgender me
>Stupid fucking homosexual scum
>Wow you like me because i am MTF you are screwed up
Anyone else going to add to this?

>>5723332
wow angry chaser the post
how many times you get rejected there bud?

>>5723327
hang yourself

>>5723327
in your down time, send out applications everywhere even if its walmart
you are not too good for a job

take some makeup lessons, look at what most girls your age wear and try to replicate it
when you go in for an interview, wear a skirt, blouse and makeup, smile, use your girlvoice and be confident

>>5723322
God hates trannys and gays anyways
>>5723325
Another day anon :-) im sleepy and need to clean myself
>>5723328
This. Going outside helps lessen depression and you can use it for exercise
>>5723330
Maybe that's why you are sad
>>5723333
Rekt

>>5723336
If you can't be confident, fake it until you can

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>>5723333
Ahahahhah YES!
the catty bitchy mtf response.
Yes insult me like i am another girl who only cares about dick
Let the hate flow through you young one

>>5723336
>when you go in for an interview, wear a skirt, blouse and makeup, smile, use your girlvoice and be confident
fuck that, I haven't had the money to finish electrolysis so how can I go girl mode when every 5 hours I have facial hair poke though?

Maybe I have let my dysphoria drive me insane because before trying to transition at least I was able to be a functioning adult even if I was massively depressed.

>>5723327
Stop attacking people here

>>5723329
I'd be happy if I were capable of being so, physiologically speaking. My life is better than that of most people, let alone trans people.
At the very least, yeah, I can say I'm not unhappy right now.

>>5723337
The problem is that I'm not Christian and she won't hear anything about it

>>5723337
ill hold u to it then
ill add ur skype soon ok

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>>5723341
you know you aren't allowed out of /r9k/
back you go

>>5723330
>real humans are gross and intimidating
>I never talk to people, I avoid them like the plague.

maybe if you spent some time in a church you could learn to not be so hateful, especially as a transgender person you're in no position to judge others or call them "gross or intimidating" learn to love not hate. But I'm pretty convinced you're like the most skillful troll I've ever seen so I'm going to use MY personal agency and look up how to filter you. I can't both post on mtfg as a trip and also look at your trolling. I commend you, it's really well crafted.

>>5723337
>Maybe that's why you are sad
It is, but its because I feel like I am the garbage no one wants around so I hide myself from the world like fucking Quasimodo. I mean what else am I to do looking as bad as I do? I can't go outside without feeling peoples evil stares, them looking at me in disgust and horror. People made me this way, if people minded their own fucking business and didn't stare or even look at me I could be a better person.

>>5723342
you know how many times I have told you how to hide beard shadow?
a couple dozen
orange lipstick, light coverage
then you cover it with makeup

even so I have seen your face and I cant make it out anymore
but whatever

>>5723352
fuck you too asshole
you are a goodie twoshoes brat

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>>5723351
Oh yes here we go mate
because i pointed out that as soon as you insult any girl or poke out any flaw in them they just like to say you never get any dick.
You ever seen a man say that another man don't get enough dick as an insult? naaah mate.

>>5723352
>Learn to love
>In a church
I've heard about looking for love in all the wrong places, but that's pushing it a bit too far. If anything, a church is a the best place to witness what real hate is all about.

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>>5723337
>need to clean myself

If i lived in minnesota i'd come down there and help you out with that...

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>>5723332
I have a better list of dumb stuff we say
>I will never be happy, it doesn't get better
>I'm a freak
>I'm disgusting
>I'll never find anyone who will love and accept me
>noone understands me

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>>5723360

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>tfw you will never see happy kayla again

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>>5723364
It's all part of the ride I guess

>>5723362
Depends on the church, a lot of churchs have departed from the teachings of Christ but if you can find a good LGBT friendly one it can be a great source for a good community.

>>5723364
Fucking this bitch right here she knows whats up be happy with your flaws and how fucked up you are because we are all fucked up.
>I am very good at mobas

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>>5723367
I hope she can turn it around and be thin and cute and happy and get a job and be the pretty girl that is buried inside that we all got a glimpse of

>>5723348
>>5723363
I fucking wish
>>5723364
I am seriously concerned I will die alone because people don't find trans people attractive and want kids that I simply can't produce

>>5723320
>Lol I remember pre transition I was so depressed I couldn't motivate myself to shower more 4 times in a month.

Hope you don't mind me asking, but were you homeless/living on your own, or something until you convinced your parents to let you move back? You said you were 21 currently and only moved back last year to your parents place. So im curious to what happened the previous two years.

>>5723373
ill scrub ya right and tight with my big gt like a loofah

>>5723365
Oh yes because i pointed out a legit point i am sexist I am the one is wrong I AM the one is fucked up right? i have no morals i am just a gross fucking man who is a sexist pig with no logical thought towards my statement. I did not just make the point that as soon as you out any girls flaw they become bitchy catty cunts. Naaah i am just a sexist male i apologize

>>5723373
Perhaps you could date other trans people or people who don't want kids (lots of people find trans people attractive in a non-fetishistic way, they are just rare to come by)

>>5723377
it is big of you to admit it

>>5723369
You know, the older I get, the more "no gods, no masters" feel like good words to live by.

>>5723373
>concerned I will die alone
There's always someone that will love you, its just a matter of finding that person. Plenty of guys don't want kids and I can tell you from experience there are definitely guys out there that will find you attractive. It's just a matter of dating in the same league.

>>5723373
oh aside from banging u id totally date u 2 btw

>>5723368
Just don't let this place get to you. It's easy to wallow in self pity and self hate, but once you start to make peace with who you are, life gets a lot better.

>>5723371
I mean, I wish I were a little less fucked up, but there are good qualifies that can distract from that.

>>5723373
There are people who do though. Not everyone wants kids either.