>sir >sir? >excuse me sir

What is it, OP?

>>5709829
we have one of these threads every day

>>5709861

maybe I should be more subtle last time

I'm making a bunch of threads to demoralize you guys. I'll do better next time

>hey little girl

>>5709945
>is he good to you?

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>>5709829
>staying at parents house
>whats wrong son you seemed bummed
>anon what's wrong?
>good night son
>Mfw inside

>>5711626
Oh, ouch. My parents kept doing that for the longest time too. Felt like they included "son" in every other sentence.

It took a while to get them around it, but they've been using only gender-neutral terms of endearment for over a month now.

I don't know what'll work for yours, but I think the look of disappointment I had, and giving them a bunch of judgment-free trans reading, mostly broke them of the habit.

>tfw somewhat fem gay guy
>long hair, wife hips
>be at work
>guy comes up behind me
>excuse me ma'am can you help me find something

>>5711689

What do you mean by judgment-free reading?

>>5711626
>>5711689
Oh man. I almost want a trans kid now. Tormenting them erreday could be fun.

>>5709829

>At UPS
>Selling my business textbook to Amazon
>Guy at the counter says, "Come on up young man" in a relaxed tone
>When I'm done he calls up the woman behind me by saying, "Hey ladies! Come on over here," in a much friendlier and enthusiastic tone.

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>>5711866
>goes on to describe how they actually hate their girlfriends and only pretend to be in love with them for sex
>go on to describe how they want to brutally attack, pin down, and rape them, describing various details of how they would scream in pain and how they would both be like animals

>>5711899
That's how psychopaths are molded, if they don't splatter their brains all over your floor.

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>I'm talking to you, anon. Man to man.

>>5712043
wait really

>>5712067
They were two separate stories, if that wasn't clear. In the second one, it wasn't their girlfriend, but a random person in class. But yeah, both happened to me.

>>5711899
good dubs

you pscyopath

>>5711689
well im glad its working out for you :)

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>>5711899

I like this.

Though gotta hope you're not white and middleclass because your kid will end up killing you and wearing your skin if you keep it up for long.

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>you're so handsome
>wow you're tall!
>sir
>hey bro
>s'up dude
>you look just like your dad

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>>5714655

Does your dad looks like a cute girl though?

>first world problems

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>>5714663
No. My dad looks like Leslie Nielson.

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>>5714678

I don't see the problem anon?

>>5714655
>tfw dad has a smaller frame than me
Why mom, did you give me your sturdy frame?
At least I always had that ass even before hrt as a result of her genetics

>>5714781
Anon, just out of curiosity, how long have you been doing what you're doing? I have the feeling that you're the one person that is actively shitting up this place. You must've been doing this for quite some time now. Are you okay?

>>5711899
please just punch me. i would rather have you beating me every day than than this

>>5716314

>tfw you're pretty sure it's your mother that gave you your manly jaw since your father looks like he has a fuckboy chin
>Of course, hers doesn't look manly, just strong, because she didn't go through male puberty like you did

>>5711719
>long hair
Um ya like 90% of guys with long hair get misgendered occasionally. Funny how you think your special though

>>5716314
Same. My masc genes all came from mom. Dad was 5'4" small head and face. I'm 5'8" broad face super strong jaw and tall hairline

>>5716650
You sound salty af Lol

>>5716650

>tfw I got catcalled and gendered as a woman when I had shorthair and a goatee

Of course, I was 14, the guy was behind me, and he realized his mistake within 5 seconds. I didn't even get to enjoy it though because I was afraid of being called a homo so I ran off.

>It's a girl thing, you wouldn't understand

>>5716659
is ur dad ftm?

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I'm a stoner and so are most of my friends
>Hey man
>Yo, dude
>I still see you as a brother to me man
>It's 'cos he's a hard man
>it's his rip next
>dude, could you go get X for me please?
>Yo man, dude, you ripped that like a fucking boss man. This is why you're called the bong lord
We all say shit like this ironically/semi not even ironically any more and they know I'm trans and are fine with it but GOD DAMN, I SAID I WAS THE BONG LORD ONCE AS A JOKE FFS
>MFW
my friend saying he will always see me like a brother though no matter what fucking kills.