How would you react if this happened to you?
I would probably cry.
>last Gay General: >>5694499
confidently ask for a picture and then squeeze one of their asses and give them my number
get really sweaty and anxious and get off a stop early to walk home instead then cry when i get home and post on 4chan about it
maybe he grew it out just for this
>cry because i'm about to get hatecrimed tbqh
Not realizing those are Alpha Male Dominating Gazes used to invoke submission in lower females.
Want to know how I know you are an autistic virgin?
>Want to know how I know you are an autistic virgin?
Well, i post on this site, for one
I would be super uncomfortable, nost sure whether to stand up and akwardly go into another part of the train or sit there.
I am probably not even interested in them, because top and into less masculine guys than myself so fugg :DD
i fucking hate it when people in public do performance stunts like that which require participation without being authorised
id probably be uncomfortable, sweat like fuck, get off at the nearest stop and transfer trains to get home and then play the event back in my head for about 8 months before being able to leave the house again
what would you do if I randomely came up to you and huigged you?
YOU ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING SLUTTY WHORE I HAVE EVER SEEN!
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A STABLE LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP!
Your mister will leave you and all you can offer other people is sex and your looks.
I caan already see how you will start hormones against to stay cute.
Just kill yourself already.
*accent of a young poor english boy in 1525 london* Y-you want to c-cheer me up?
>mfw I have the biggest cock on gaygen.
>mfw my bfs ass oozes blood every night.
>tfw don't wanna be a slut
>tfw still kissless virgin without bf
>tfw long drawn out breakup with awkward "let's just take a break", "let's just be friends" stages
>tfw finally over (for the moment, I think)
I am finally free from his clingy, dramatic curse, and I can go back to being a manchild in peace. It feels good to be alone sometimes.
Im in desperate need of a BF that looks like young Solid Snake to CQC me into submission (in bed) and whisper gun shit into my ear
big boss/venom is acceptable
It's nice looking at them from a distance, and seeing them be qt desu
I found out I was into guys, when I crushed really really hard on this jail bait qt in High School. Never said a word to him, but on the last day of school we were in the restroom together, just us two. That's the closest I came to being personal with him. Oh, and he might of been trans, because he grew out his hair like a girl during the whole second semester.
Now I'm thinking about him again ;_;
he was so adorable
Mine is some guy from university, who I probably won't ever have another class with.
Haven't seen him for months, and we weren't close at all, but I still think about him all the time.
my current one, it this cute guy, I see in the cafe, like twice week. I've shitposted about him several times desu. He also has a top tier butt, I've become accustomed to checking it out, every chance I get. :^]
He isn't really that attractive. I had friends who were way hotter than he was, but he just had this thing about him that made me want him.
Took me five years before I could bring myself to tell him. Our friendship was already fucked before that so really it didn't matter.
Do straight dudes like Alecia Keys?
I am really having a hard time grappling with is my crush is straight or not. How he dresses, talks, carries himself, etc. fucking toys with my mind.
I don't have social media accounts. But I saw his facebook, or at least the front page. It had some very eccentric things listed to the world up there, it was coot doe, but questions fucking remain.
I am so tempted to just get on university email and fucking email him with a simple question:
>hey yo bruh, you a faggot or what?
Desperation is getting to me senpai after he stopped me to chat with me today after class.
TREVOR QUIT FUCKING WITH MY EMOTIONS
i dont think there is anything more painful than playing out scenarios that might have occured if youd talked to them and comparing those potential life paths with the lonely and unfulfilled one you are currently on
i know because that is how i have spent my whole life
why does it seem like everyone else has such complex friendships. I just have buds that i study with, buds that I smoke with, and buds that I drink with lol
I don't worry about any kind of falling-out happening between us
Stop posting about how happy you are with your friend RIGHT NOW
You two offend me.
Not even your guys looks just lifestyle.
If there was two ugly dudes from here that got together nobody would say anything but fuck you two are shit.
They do realize it. That's why they bring in a third component: the more-attractive one is all "Yeah I love my boyfriend for lots of reasons but he's not satisfying me physically because he's so ugly. Therefore, let's see if we can sate that one missing element of our relationship."
And then it all inevitably goes to hell because polyamory is hamstrung from the start.
>"Yeah I love my boyfriend for lots of reasons but he's not satisfying me physically because he's so ugly. Therefore, let's see if we can sate that one missing element of our relationship."
Reading this made me sad
People don't deserve this
nothing wrong with a small weenus if youre an exclusive bottom like Klokov is
Isn't that your elbow, or something?
I don't know who that is, I'm going to assume it's the fatty throwing those weights around in your webm.
>you love chubby men
People with a BMI greater than 24 should not be allowed outside.
This includes those whiny /fit/posters.
>tfw fitposter and dont even have an "overweight" BMI
this makes me feel bad :(
Hi boys :3
>try to start car
>he battery died because my ignition didn't turn all the way
>it's cold as shit outside
maybe if I sleep it will just go away
It's just a phase.
you know he's bald right?
I said he's just confused, it's a phase!
I got the warlords of draenor 10day free trial and I think WoW has just got shitter.
I was looking forward to the battlegrounds as PvP on WoW was amazing from what I remembered. But I was underwhelmed..
plus it wont let me level past 90 as it's some bullshit free trial so I can't really do much draenor shit
>tfw may possibly be fucked by a middle eastern daddy
I know /lgbt/ hates sand people, but he hits about 3 of my buttons so I'm going to make sure my bussy is halal.
Legal in the US and you can get them in most head shops and sex toy stores.
I'm tired of them - I think they just give me a head rush and not too much else. Stronger ones (different stuff) could induce hallucinatory euphoria - actually seizures. They never impressed me as far as sexual function much... well I guess the stronger ones, but that was mainly the euphoria. It was sort of sexual in the sense that being drugged out of your mind and smiling stupidly while a couple guys who have no clue what's going on with you work you over is kind of a hot scenario. But I can get that on better stuff that also doesn't get me super hard, either.
It's culturally common in a lot of places there. He maybnot he devout though, who knows. But he's a middle eastern older guy, with all that entails (salt and pepper beard, hairy chest, delicious brown skin). He's also a bear but not excessively fat. This all works for me, especially since I'm in the US and middle eastern guys aren't as common as in Europe.
Is this how boypussy is made? Seems like he'll be a sissy in the future.
How do you want to die?
With the current rate of xenoestrogen consumption and feminization among the youth, we'll have loads of thirsty twinks lusting after our dicks when we're in our fourties.
>mfw I kno this is another joo plot to sabotage and subvert the white race
>mfw not even mad
>No Middle Eastern daddy to delete your shame because he's sliding his dick into your boipussy and making you see your deflowering in the mirror.
When i was very young a girl in my class begged if she could do my makeup and obviously i was all "n-no wtf thats gay"
But then i let her do it and it was actually fun and i liked it. I am now a huge faggot so maybe you're right anon
Where are we doing this? The Smithsonian?
Sorry, I assumed you wanted to kill me in private or at least around people who wouldn't fucking intervene. If you put enough in me, there's no way I'd survive... I mean, I could fucking do it myself in a private place and for certain... you know, because I don't want to get 'saved' and wake up with severe brain damage from the overdose. What kind of killer are you if you can't do it discretely?
Like, there's no hope in hell you could get more than 1/2 the gaygen trips before getting caught.
>even considering letting an arab touch you
My Iberian genes make me hate muzzies desu
>Foreplay to loosen your hole
>Go slow at first so your ass has time to open
>Doggy Style or sit on it at first both are much easier than missionary
>Try different positions and see what you like best
>Eventually get super degenerate and have him fuck you over the sofa, in the tub, on the dining room table, on the stairs. Basically any surface you can fit on without breaking. That shit's hot as fuck.
Have fun anon, post back with results.
Not northern Iberians lad. Pure visigothic/celtic mix.
>tfw you will never lead a crusade with a qt
>you will never go to your tent after a day marching and find him taking care of your stuff, sharpening your swords and wearing a short tunic
>you will never fuck his brains out and then have him sleep with his head on your chest
>go on date with qt
>he starts ignoring me after it prbs because I'm a lil autist shit
>likes everything I post on social media including selfies
>try to talk to him again
>he keeps ignoring me
i just want some neg seed on my bussi for a change ;-;
it gets scary ive fucked with these older guys from grindr and craiglist and they say there neg but always want to bareback and i dont know how to say no and i dont believe theyre neg so i have to get tested
im neg so far but i want to have fucksies without it being scary
i know fucking with strangers bareback is bad but i always tell them i dont like that but when they come over they wont put a condom or take it off when im not looking
i tried to do things right but when i go on dates with guys they never talk to me again because i dont know how to talk i think and they get bored of me
>take it off when im not looking
you're banging the wrong sort of people mate
What's your ideal boyfriend, anons?
>well-read, and thoroughly logical
>more ambitious and knowledgeable than myself
>politically savvy, but not a leftist
>tl;dr - 120+ IQ and not a fatzo
>university educated (preferably liberal arts)
>deeply caring (i.e. not stoic and macho)
>understands my humour
>perfect mix of masc and fem
According to that retarded Noodles & Beef quizmo, yeah.
But, nah. Not really. I've gained a lotsa weight. I'm more like a horrifying mile-high sea witch which retains weight at the core. Pic related. Me/the gap between your post and my reply.
Twinky body but aggressive and masculine personality, I love when smaller guys take control
A bit lazy, likes laying around smoking weed and playing video games so I can take care of him, but also so I feel like "the smart one"
Bit of a pervy streak
One good solid passion, it can be guitar or boxing or anything he likes doing that he gets really excited about and makes him smile
i mean, being one sounds like a reasonable price to pay for being spoiled by a nice rich guy
insecurity and depression translates to being clumsy with my hands though so i'd take forever to learn how to be good at housewifing
You could say that for literally any pre-'90s musician. Complete non-statement with regards to whether or not an act is good - "other people liking thing I don't like is inauthentic."
i jerked it to john cena's sex scene in that recent movie
and .gif related
Why I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm as pure as the driven snow