1) I purchased a butt plug from the internet about a week ago because I feel like I can't fulfill myself sexually without fingering myself and I thought it would just make things easier during masturbation.
2) I am only out to about 2 of friends and my brother. I haven't told my parents. They may already know, because they are my parents after all, but I haven't told them anything.
3) So i was using my butt plug in the shower the night before mum found it. and i left the plug on the sink. My brother told me that afternoon that he found a butt plug on the sink, and he asked mum if it was what he thought it was, he said she laughed told him "straight people use it to" and walked off then hid it in her room.
4) I've looked around her room, she has a closet and one of the cupboards double doors has been shut tight and i'm unable to open it. unlike, the one on the right, which swing out.
I don't want to come out during a talk about my butt plug, but it would probably help make more sense. What should I do if they bring it up? Help?
Things like this happen and turn out to be fine.. I recommend you speak to your mom ask her if she found the toy and explain your side. you be shocked how many parents are ok with there children being gay or bi and shes right straight people use them too so honestly i would go speak to her be open and honest and go from there..
You have these in australia, yeah? Dogs love playing fetch with them, but with their foam constitution they get torn up and soaked with saliva. If only they were rubber... And remember, sometimes braindead stupid solutions work out every once in a while
>hey mum, you seen that rubber toy i bought for [dog]?
eventually she'll figure out you mean the buttplug. Either she'll give it back realizing you want to save your dignity and stay quiet about it, or she'll do it tactlessly and try to out you, or at least try to admit its a butt plug. Play the idiot convincingly and get off looking stupid, or finally come out. If the latter happens, play the victim for being outed
here he is, a brave hero willing to risk it all in the reconquest of his stolen birthright. take his example, /lgbt/. and remember to tell us the results, it will make for quite a story
Yeah cause that's really going to fool her.
Just buy another one. Even if someone is okay with you being gay doesn't mean they're alright with dildos. Technically sex toys are still a social taboo. I've met quite a few people downright disgusted or terrified of dildos.
>my mums probably told everyone and everyone knows and they'd all the laughing. It's over for me
I keep mine locked away in a lockbox.
You never know, your mum might be so frigid that she's never seen one. If she knows what it is she's probably had one up her ass while your dad destroys her puss
>tfw your mom finds your buttplug
>tfw you dont even like boys anymore
>tfw your parents are surprised when you have a gf
Is it not possible to be a complete bottom but not attracted to men at all?
You should be grateful for such a fun family, there's nothing more warming than family banter
>But i know my mum will tell everyone. I'll just have anxiety for weeks
And we'll have a good laugh about it when you keep us posted. Right now you are already anxious and we aren't getting the full-lulz. :^)
this thread im out of dank memes for it so you get this
this thread is 10/10.
anyway she knows OP. she isn't that stupid and from what your brother was told by her you know she knows what kind of object is that.
she is simply letting that slid off because she respects your privacy and accept that you might not want to tell her now that you are gay( or a straight person who use buttplugs :3).
she might also want to hide the fact from your father, if any.
Playing along with your bluff is the easiest way to settle the question. the only thing you can understand out of this is that she is not ultra-intollerant about you being gay ( read: she is not retarded).