ITT: Transition nightmares The most unsuccessful FtM transition

thanks for the laff /r9k/ :)

want my tranny bp?

>>5696388
Jesus. How much meth was involved?

>>5696388
Issat the Eggman?

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>>5696388

>>5696388
Looks like a dude to me.

Mission accomplished.

>>5696495
No, it looks like a miserable drug addict middle age woman

>>5696388
She looks like david cameron

>all these people don't know who eggman is

Looks like a fried egg

>>5696531
Who is the Eggman?

>>5696553
A very unfortunate virgin on /r9k/

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>>5696388
Eggman was always cute desu

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>>5696566
I got this nigga laid hes not a virgin anymore and hes just the saddest cuck alive.

>>5696578
who would sleep with him? what would it even be like?

>>5696582
I did not sleep with him, I just got some the group slut to let him join in our fun.His dick was small and his body was made him look like he was a 40 year old man yet somehow pregnant and his skin looked like it was bombarded by smell meteorites.

>>5696578
>tfw no one will get me laid

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>>5696612
Reach me and I prob could get you laid my nigga.

>>5696623
Is it bad that I consider that quite cute?

>>5696601
Did he seem to enjoy it or did he just cry and act awkward?

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>>5696632
Every image that has been posted thus far is a photoshop.

>>5696641
He enjoyed it was probably the hottest chick he will ever get to touch in this life and it was fucking weird.

Here are some highlights from it

>keeps calling me and the others "chads"
>the condom I gave kept falling off
>since we know her we finished while giving head and she didnt let him so he fuckign turned around while i was finishing and cam on the floor while jerking off
>he smelt like yest
>he didnt cum fast
>everyone else was laughing about it and he was dead faced

>>5696510
haaaaaaahahaha

leave eggman olone

>>5696766
https://youtu.be/3JUSwqJwcQk

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>>5696388
what

>>5696623
i doubt that :/ i'm way too much of a uggo for any guy

>>5696388
Holy shit did he inject bull seamen straight to his face

>>5696388
This nigga got jaundice?

>>5696388
the girl in the top corner isnt even the same person

>>5696687
Well now i feel sad for him. Lol for having 70 h work week thou.

>>5697064
God damn. I'd fuck that whether there's a hole or a pole in its pants.

He looks like he's underage though. I guess that's what early ftm looks like.

>>5697064
wow, he's qt

>>5697066
You wouldn't fuck someone just as "uggo" as you?

>>5696578
>Eggman got laid
>Egg >laid

>>5696469
>>5696553
And I am the walrus
koo-koo-ka-joob

>>5696388
should have waited longer dummy

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>>5696388
He was doing so much better last year .

>>5702908
he looks like a baked potato chip

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>>5697064
I'm an ftm that passes but I'm extremely ugly
why can't everyone be ugly like me

She looks like a british man. Good for him, transition successful.

>>5696388
Sheen, or however were you called.
You pass.
You're neglected, you look like an alcoholic woman with chronic depression.
Pls stop that, just acknowledge your real problems…

>>5696396
yes!!!

>>5702908
>he photoshopped an eyebrow piercing on himself

I just feel bad.

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>>5696388
I refuse to believe this is real

>>5707814
In a few years he'll look like Bill Murray. Bill Murray is in no way feminine looking.

>>5707953
Hes not FTM He's legit a ugly ass dude and bill murrays head isnt a foot long .

>>5707969
>a ugly ass dude

NO

>>5708006
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

somehow i feel like a jelly mtf made this thread

>>5708032
Its not FUCKING REAL READ THE THREAD!

>>5708047
lol exactly, that's why a jelly mtf made it? reading comprehension

>>5708024
eggy is not ugly hater
H.aving
A.nger
T.oward
E.veryone
R.eaching
S.uccess

shit i forgot how much 4chan sucks

>>5696553
HE'S GOT THE MASTERPLAN

>>5696388
wait eggman is trans??

>>5708051
Replied to the wrong post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POuAL-542_s