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Previous thread: >>5694475
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. There are so many other, valid reasons to hate me...
I don't have anything this thread because I got so horny last time that I don't think I'll be able to masturbate again for a week.
So instead I just want to say that I just found out my belly button is full of dried cum from when I squirted hard all over my belly. Somehow it made it through the shower.
no im not i have even been tested tho i have fucked one girl
yes warning old phto when my tits were smaller
i hope i don't wake up tomorrow.
apparently the rulez are gay so i cant post lewder
You can find a play by play a couple threads back. The skinny of it is that I got mind break levels of horny from lack of sleep, got so desperate to have something deep inside me that I tried shoving ice cubes up my ass, pussied out, then fingered myself until I came everywhere and passed out.
Woke up a few hours later covered in dry cum with cold wet spots all over my bed from the ice cubes. And yes, thank you, I do love my life.
>tfw parents walk in on their son's room and find me splayed on the bed naked, covered in semen and ice cubes, with a pair of little tiddies
>splayed on the bed naked, covered in semen and ice cubes
what's the problem here?
>fall in love
>get heart horribly broken
>fall in lesser love
>get heart slightly confused when she randomly friendzones you and then somehow makes her steam account disappear??? and doesn't respond to any of your messages
like what even idgi
What does it take to get a cyba gf?
Shoving an ice cube up my ass was pretty aesthetic, remy. You should have been there to see it.
For realsies though, I take it you're into girls? Help me help you make me your gf.
>Tfw I met a qt that wants to cuddle me and I am going to give her headpats and kisses
U saw the unsee's nigga. I'm laying in bed now, I stayed up for an hour waiting for someone to ask me to take more pics cus canwhore won that poll but nobody said nothing.
Imma pass out in a few minutes so you missed ur opp
>I think I am but I also crave dick
Whale cum to the party.
I don't even know what you're trying to say or reference, so why don't you just let me fuck you?
Image all the wrists you could cut with that
woah le edgy maymay
>that jaw and nose
LMFAO that's not 'qt'.
no shit she 'passes' better than i do, i don't pass at all. i don't see how that's relevant though?????????????
go absolve your existence, insect. you clearly don't understand how a contract works.
let's just make this clear, make sure you pay close attention.
you are beneath me.
this is how it will always be.
>tfw finally growing uggo misshapen tits
f-feels good guys.
a contract does not grant you any stature. it could be you or any other lowlife i choose. nature is doing it at a faster pace than you could even reach me regardless, so consider yourself lucky.
implying your even coming back tmrw...
like everything else in life desu
probably inappropriate to ask but please take this seriously im not joking at all
would anyone actually like my body? i have been thinking about how i want to go out, and i don't really like the idea of dying alone in my apartment to be discovered a month later.i've thought about going somewhere remote to do it, so nobody will find me. but that is more sad. i've thought about public places but that seems too mean.
would somebody here maybe want my body? i can fly over, i have enough money for a flight anywhere assuming i'm never coming back. i can fly over, we'll hang out for a couple days and then finally fix myself.
you can do whatever you want to the body so long as it's worth it to you. it should be fine since im suiciding and it's not murder or w/e. i kind of like the idea of somebody having sex with my body, i'll die a virgin but i wonder be a dead virgin.
tell me if interested, i don't know how the legalisty works just if yu're interested it's iup yoy you.
Who's Cyba and why does she look like a much improved version of my ex, both prettier and cooler?
>tfw sticking things in your butte thinking about a trip sticking things in your butte
I've somehow gone from tranny ISIS to Mad Max
I say just go with it
Well? What do you expect us to do about it? I just wanna be a girl, fuck the community.
Have you actually used your dick before? If so you've surely noticed which spots feel better than others and what's really good and what isn't.
If you've got too much dysphoria over it or it doesn't work that's fine, give lots of love to the boy's cock head and he'll appreciate it.
;~; thanks remy
How's it going on your end?
Y E S
Shiny and chrome!
*sprays paint on kuppy*
Hey I'm just working within the confines of your definition here.
1. Clean butte
2. Stick things in butte
Confusing abstract feels, but I mean, I'd probably take it as a compliment if someone thought I looked like someone objectively as attractive as danny pretransition.
stroke the base and focus on the tip
use tongue when applicable
almost everyone likes deepthroating
tongue under foreskin
that only trains your gag reflex.
thats butt stuff not masturbation. go pull your dick if u wanna masturbate bruh
>tfw you gently pull on the foreskin with your teeth
My ex said the same thing, she always said it was fun to nibble.
IS IT FUN TO NIBBLE??
I kinda hope i dont ever have to give a bj.
I was having a bad day when he said it so i was a little sour about it. I was tired yesterday, got poked with needles, i got sir'd at chipotle, and then i got super fucking depressed about how I'll never pass or feel good about being female and I'll always be some sort of lesser citizen and shit and ughhhhh it was a bad day.
Hopefully today I'll feel better.
it'd be prostate stimulation if you were to go more specific with your fingering.
i like you.
it's fun to do it, only fun to recieve if you're kinky. like, i would enjoy it but nobody ever does it to me.
ticklish, no. extremely sensitive and delicate, yes. very very fucking careful gropes are a nice addition to have and it's not like your hands are busy often. sucking on them is a whole other thing, it feels amazing for me but not everyone is me.
>Its normal if you don't use it. Keep using it and you'll be fine
With my sex drive back and no experience (or douches so I can start) with butt stuff I'm probably gonna keep using it for a while ;_;
You miiiiiiight wanna see a doctor then I'm not sure it's good to feel pain like that anywhere desu
So it's just another thing to do but I still need to use my gt to get off?
you can have orgasms without touching your dick at all if you have a prostate orgasm. it feels a lot more intense than any other orgasm ever will, honestly. it's the male g-spot after all.
>born with a dick
>I don't get dicks
just stick the fucker in your mouth and suck, put your hand on the base of the shaft and gently stroke unless they say harder or they're about to cum then you grab that shit
alright you heard the anon, shut down /mtfg/.
honestly don't panic about it. like, you don't have to do any of this kinky shit your first time. just good old fashioned sucking will do the trick. aim for depth and using your tongue on the tip and you'll make most people cum eventually, unless they have phimosis then it gets tricky.
nobody gives a shit.
you only need two fingers. it's not a hard gland to find, it has a different texture to your walls but be extremely gentle to it. you basically just stroke it like you're doing a beckoning gesture.
ABLOOBLOOBLOO. how about you see an endocrinologist instead of being a braindead self-medding piece of shit? at the very least, have the common sense to just take pills like a normal person, you snowflake sperglord.
I'm gonna have to order some douches today, this sounds interesting and exciting. Probably pretty helpful too if I'm gonna be getting horny again but dysphoric about my gf.
Its just weird, all the advice you're giving me is totally counter how mine feels when i feel the need to get off. If anyone EVER touched my balls it tickled, touching the head was too much and kinda hurt, and i got off primarily with the shaft. I'm terrified that I'm gonna fumble around someones dick now.
>how about you see an endocrinologist instead of being a braindead self-medding piece of shit?
What if they cant lol
>at the very least, have the common sense to just take pills like a normal person, you snowflake sperglord.
What the fuck am I reading are you even trans
Trying to buy socks. The two sizes are 3.5 to 5 and 6 to 7.5, I'm a size 5.5.
did your hon mother tell you to hold off on taking hormones until you've RLE'd as a man in a dress for 5 years?
no? your AA might be bunk, dude, i didn't give you any reason otherwise to be so antagonistic.
>at the very least, have the common sense to just take pills like a normal person
okay. what pills? i'm already taking progynova. i'm just asking if there's a better way to do it and what the advantages and disadvantages of each are.
you could actually be helpful, you know, if you know so much about endocrinology.
or maybe you can't because you're not on hormones and don't know what the hell you're talking about...
Christ I'm already on hormones but thinking about those things still scares me
My therapist told me I shouldn't be using the men's room anymore after I said people were giving me funny looks. She's going to give me a letter which says I can use the ladies toilets. I'm sure they'll pay attention to that when I'm getting the shit kicked out of me
yeah, it's exactly why i spent so long obsessing over anti-androgens until i decided that paying for degarelix was worth it to nuke my test production to castrate levels and not have to worry about QHI spiro being bunk.
cutting test won't reshape my nose, but it will stop it growing at the rate it does in men as they age. if i didn't take hormones, by the time i hit 40 my nose would definitely have grown more than it will now that i'm nuking my test.
again, you're proving that you are in fact a bored man concern trolling the general for a lark.
<there's a difference between a bunch of trannies shit posting and gay men shiting up the thread dismissing trans topics.
This is why Trans Help General exists. Mtfg is literally THE shitposting thread, there's a whole thread dedicated to actual topics of concern.
In all my time of being here this place has been the following
There's never anything good that comes out of this thread.
Even when it's not gay men shitposting, trans shitposting often completely ignores people actually looking for any sort of help or serious topic.
what the fuck does that even mean? LMAO
oh, gee, i fucking wonder. it's not like you could literally look up the advantages and disadvantages on your fucking search engine. shit, too hard, better ask /mtfg/ to solve all of my common problems because i'm too incompetent to do my own research.
i mean you're completely right i've never started hrt i'm clearly more manly than you, bruh. i am oh so sorry, mister high and mighty - you clearly deserve to post here, with a fucking tripcode, none-the-less, pretending like your opinion means something, when you literally have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
holy shit dude, estrogen is estrogen. progynova works. maybe stop buying your pills online and actually go get therapy or an education on what you're doing to your body.
>only for the shitposting
That's exactly what my point was. This thread is entirely shitposting. It has only been shitposting since it's inception. The Trans Help General exists to fill that void that mtfg leaves.
>because they definitely are my type of woman.
Going to sleep now
Hopefully I never wake up and remain in a perpetual good dream
bore off of course i was going to do reading up on different estrogen options, just like i did for AAs, i was literally asking for pointers and opinions on what is out there to start me off in the right direction of inquiry because i know people here have their own preferences.
instead you decided it was completely reasonable to attack me for simply asking for advice.
i don't know how many times i have to explain here, i am not seeing a psych about my situation for them to humiliate and dehumanize me as they have done for every other physical and mental health problem i've seen the NHS for over the last 3 years.
i am not going to see an endocrinologist who is more interested in passing off cheaper drugs on me instead of putting my health and wellbeing first, just because stuff like degarelix would be too much of a cost to their practice and to taxpayers.
>But what if you have a nightmare and never wake up!?
tfw I'm in that waking nightmare already
>Go to sleep at 4
>Wake up at 8.
>No rhyme or reason why.
Howdy /mtfg/, how are all you cool kids 2nite?
pre-transition I didn't really care about being lonely, I had a certain goal to work towards, transition itself, now that I wasted my whole youth and progressed pretty far there are just other things starting to concern me now, making me no less depressed than before though.
being suicidal is what ultimately made me go ahead with transition... now I'm more or less at the same position again, but with goals that seem out of my reach, that I can't really do anything more to progress towards as I could with transition back then.
What goals are making you depressed now? ;~;
I know the feeling of transition being a goal to latch onto and getting depressed after finishing, but most of my issues these days aren't down to being trans. This is in contrast to pre transition where I should have been happy but wasn't at all because trans.
The only trans related thing that has held on and continues to make life shitty is feelings of self hatred and insecurity, but the only thing that fixes those is a serious attempt at working through personal demons, trans related and non trans related.
hurts every time I tried it, might be because I got testicular torsion as a teenager
well I probably wouldn't have wasted all of my youth if I were cis, that's another thing, I can not stop thinking about the past even though I should.
>I know the feeling of transition being a goal to latch onto and getting depressed after finishing, but most of my issues these days aren't down to being trans.
transition was something that depended on me actually doing something, I could do that albeit on my own slow pace, but it worked.
now I'm pretty much dependent on other people... I long for friends, for human interaction and intimacy, I want to be able to live life and have fun, and all that time now that I've been starting to getting out there, going to groups and events hasn't really given me anything so far.
>The only trans related thing that has held on and continues to make life shitty is feelings of self hatred and insecurity
also true ._.
>I probably wouldn't have wasted all my youth if I were cis
There's the flipside of that as well. I didn't waste my youth, I had friends and did all kinds of stuff, in spite of dysphoria. However, I don't know which of the things I did in my youth were really me, and what was just part of some elaborate system of repression. I honestly don't know who I am anymore.
I long for intimacy, human contact and friendship as well, and really just want my life to feel like it's actually started finally. In the grand scheme of things though, these are feelings that anyone can have, and they'll get better with time and effort. Being trans was a setback, but we'll get there.
>Psych tries to convince me being trans is a good thing because it makes me more 'unique'
I threw my youth away and ruined every relationship I had
Everything in my life is an elaborate dance of showing enough humanity to not creep people out and hiding myself to avoid attention
I don't know why anyone likes me or acts like they do
What's the rest of ya?
>Dumping her latest batch of make america great again images.
In other words.
What tribal group when it comes to Native American? Mine is mostly Yakima and Huron.
>walking from German class to religion with a guy in my German class because we go the same direction to our next classes
>randomly starts talking about how short I am
Motherfucker's like 6'4 and while it's nice to have someone think I'm short, I'm literally average
Fucking tall people
Would you rather be trans or be born mentally disabled?
Would you rather be trans or born into an impoverished and starving family in a wartorn country?
Would you rather be trans or born into human trafficking?
I'm just being frank, I'm not going to pretend that I like being trans, but having perspective helps. At least I have my health, at least I have my freedom, and at least I don't fear death.
well I missed like 4 threads so thats enough down time for me
also I have an interview at 11 am and I am sweating bullets
I didn't really have childhood friends either.
I was pretty much a loner.
I had one good friend in university that married and moved away a while ago.
I have one really good friend now who lives a few thousand kms away though.
We know, but you're also notoriously bad at having any amount of perspective.
Would you want those over being trans though? I'm counting my blessings that I was at least born in a first world country where I won't get stoned to death for being who I am ;_;
That's just being an adult though. It's possible to find the time, adults seem to find a way pretty consistently.
Also, I suppose death may be back of mind, but it's far from omnipresent in the way it would be if bombs were being dropped on my town.
that's not what I meant by time... I'm old and only getting older, people in my age group expect a certain life (and probably also sexual) experience that I can't provide and will not be able to get for the same reason, it's a vicious cycle.
I would be reluctant to call most of these people friends, i was less cold as a child but I was still more of a loner and only had one or two friends at a given time
I was compelled to do most of the socializing I did because my parents didn't want me to be "weird"
At least it distracted me from being afraid of my brother, if only slightly
>Playing videogame, getting kind of frustrated
>About to get hit by a stupid ass fireball and die the same way I've died four times in a row now
>Say "oh shit" out loud
>It actually comes out in a perfect girl voice
>turn off videogame and start enthusiastically trying to practice girl voice
>it just comes out like the usual fag voice I get when actively trying to girl voice
durrrrr. At least I know I have potential
>tfw want to go to a music festival this weekend
>tfw i missed out on tickets and the price of them now are super high
idk if i want to pay that much desu but i don't want to miss out ;___;
You're less than halfway through your life still. I'm not in my 30s, I'm not entirely able to comment, but so far nobody that I've known who's over 30 feels that their life ended at 30. On the contrary, I've generally heard that life begins actually being rewarding after that point.
but do you know any people over 30 with zero relationship or sexual experience and no irl friends to speak of?
it's not that I feel like my life ended, it's that I have no opportunity to start it.
>tfw you look like a man and have a really huge skull
just found an amazing place for kayla to call home. everyone there has the same mindset so it means they will get along just fine
Yeah I always look extra masculine when I wake up.
WOAH! Laneway? Holy shit. Are you gonna see CHVRCHES, please tell me you are gonna see CHVRCHES. Please take me with you. Who are you HYPED to see there?
>tfw you woke up with a mini mini boner today
I'm already at 400 mg spiro, how high must I go?
By definition I couldn't know someone who has no friends, but I'm pretty sure that there's plenty of cis people who enter their 30s under those circumstances. There's plenty of ways to meet people in your 30s, both at work and in your off hours.
It's still more explicit protection for gender identity than we have up in Canada.
How am I AGP? I woke and it was just there so it's not my fault. I didn't do muffin! You are probably just projecting and are the real AGP here.
>not being agp
You're never lonely when you're your own girlfriend.
My autism held me back in life. I hate myself deeply and can never forgive how my father treated me and not opening up to my mother back them. I still love him but whatever its in the past. I just wish I was normal.