/mtfg/ - Transgirl General

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yaaaaaaaay im a real girl

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feet.

>>5695401
I'm at a cross. Those feet are pure but can i can get hiv from feet related lewds...this is painful.

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>>5695414
>5thth for never pass never bother

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>>5695419
Me too, let's get brunch

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*paaaarp*

hi

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I went back

im a chaser and im back

wheres the lewd i need to cum

wait is cyba actually poz?

oh fug n-nevermind i dont want to fug ur bp anymore s-sorry

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seriously who was that

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. There are so many other, valid reasons to hate me...

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>>5695424
you're insane.

you seemed to have transitioned into a Jewish boy's older and wiser sister.

bring your own, baby!

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I don't have anything this thread because I got so horny last time that I don't think I'll be able to masturbate again for a week.

So instead I just want to say that I just found out my belly button is full of dried cum from when I squirted hard all over my belly. Somehow it made it through the shower.

Good day.

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the face when i will never be grimes

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>>5695432
no im not i have even been tested tho i have fucked one girl

>>5695445
Show me your results then marry me

>>5695441
>I squirted hard all over my belly.
elaborate

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>>5695446
yes warning old phto when my tits were smaller

>>5695442
>strong brow Riggs
>thick nose
>thick eyebrows
I am grimes

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>>5695435

>>5695442
>tfw Grimes has a stronger face than you

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>>5695455
i hope i don't wake up tomorrow.

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>reads last thread
>mfw

>>5695461
I hope I don't wake up in 1999... If I were to, what a long, weird nightmare I'd have been through.

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>>5695431
apparently the rulez are gay so i cant post lewder

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>>5695449
You can find a play by play a couple threads back. The skinny of it is that I got mind break levels of horny from lack of sleep, got so desperate to have something deep inside me that I tried shoving ice cubes up my ass, pussied out, then fingered myself until I came everywhere and passed out.

Woke up a few hours later covered in dry cum with cold wet spots all over my bed from the ice cubes. And yes, thank you, I do love my life.

>tfw parents walk in on their son's room and find me splayed on the bed naked, covered in semen and ice cubes, with a pair of little tiddies
#stealthlife

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>>5695468
just kill your parents

tfw u wear rainbow thigh highs and use ur gfs butte to edge for 30 minutes then cum hard inside her and feel cum gushing out

I thought I couldn't ejaculate dude wtf, is edging the life hack?

>>5695470
That's Step 5 of getting away with transitioning. Step 4 is killing myself and it absolutely must be done before Step 5.

>>5695471
O//////O

>>5695466

fuck the rulez

>>5695474
You could be in that position in the future desu

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>>5695468
>splayed on the bed naked, covered in semen and ice cubes
what's the problem here?

>>5695450
Unf bro

>>5695471
IDGI, like, I'm 99% dry except if I get fucked, suddenly it comes back to life.

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>>5695477
O-oh my goodness y-yume

>>5695483
That sounds hot as fuck. I still have yet to make her cum from fucking her, I've been really close but I almost always cum first
>>5695485
You like it

>>5695464
i went crazy last thread sorry

>>5695489
na dude it wasnt that, it was the multiple unsee's of yumes shenis

>>5695419


Is it me or does half of all mtf's consist of nerdy looking women?

Maddie your Skype avatar is giving me da look... O.o

>>5695493
Khan cock x)

>>5695493
And the picture of Gem giving SUCC not even in an unsee

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>>5695480
post butt

>>5695497
>>5695488
I need a domme gf desu

>>5695496
correctomundo

>>5695498
i dismissed that as a troll image and i still stand by my opinion

>>5695497
never saw desu was too busy earning my shekels

>>5695499
Bruh no
Soles tho

>>5695504
>i dismissed that as a troll image and i still stand by my opinion
Unsees confirm matching pubes.

>>5695504
It was pretty clear that wasn't my body or gems. It was fucking hilarious though I thought I was going to break a rib
>>5695502
I wanna make you feel good like that ~ <3

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>>5695506
its dark im scared

>>5695514
>It was pretty clear that wasn't my body or gems.
It's pretty clearly your hairy cock, nice try.

>>5695515
Post dicc so I have something to fall asleep dreaming about.

>>5695516
Uhhhhhhhhh o.o my body is hairless besides my pits head and junk d00d

that dude has a happy trail!!!

>>5695514
P-pls... <3

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>fall in love
>get heart horribly broken
>fall in lesser love
>get heart slightly confused when she randomly friendzones you and then somehow makes her steam account disappear??? and doesn't respond to any of your messages
like what even idgi

>>5695519
im scared
>>5695522
id like proof of that yume

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>>5695522
So you sayin' you was hairy an shiiiied?

>>5695523
Mmm I'd love to, but you're so far away ;;

Who is cyba?

>tfw in one week yume turns this gen into a wretched hive of degeneracy

aesthetic feel?

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What does it take to get a cyba gf?

>>5695531
a nasty hiv poz tranny bitch with a necrophiliac streak

>>5695502
>tfw can't even get so much as someone to cuddle

>>5695528
Like 4 or 5 people I've dated/fucked lurk or post here. I haven't ever shaved my face or torso, and I haven't ever shaved my legs. You saw the unsee's didn't you?
>>5695529
No I'm naturally smooth as a rapper

>>5695534
Heh. Are you new, or is this just a new name?

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>>5695532
Shoving an ice cube up my ass was pretty aesthetic, remy. You should have been there to see it.

>>5695533
cash
>>5695535
sadly true
>>5695538
pics
>>5695539
started posting two days ago,cybastalked for a week

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>>5695542
>cash
For realsies though, I take it you're into girls? Help me help you make me your gf.

>>5695541
i c e t h e t i c

god i hate the closet
>>5695544
i don't really know yet. I think I am but I also crave dick so maybe i am just into transgirls?? idk

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>>5695535
>Tfw I met a qt that wants to cuddle me and I am going to give her headpats and kisses
thanks /mtfg/

>>5695542
U saw the unsee's nigga. I'm laying in bed now, I stayed up for an hour waiting for someone to ask me to take more pics cus canwhore won that poll but nobody said nothing.
Imma pass out in a few minutes so you missed ur opp

>>5695541
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
i just wanna seduce an american qt with my terrible falsetto girl voice

>>5695549
ni ni yume

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>>5695547
>I think I am but I also crave dick
Whale cum to the party.

>>5695534
Have you ever actually fucked a dead person

>>5695551
ill never move to london bcuz no guns. move to murica

>>5695551
You already asked when I needed your cock, now I'm satisfied and I'm still in Canada.

>>5695557
no its lust the edgiest thing i could think of

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>>5695557
Cautiously interested in the answer to this.

>>5695551
Would you seduce qt Australian girls?

>>5695562
take that interest to the morgue with a bottle of scotch, 500 usd, and a whole bunch of regret

>>5695563
yeah, aside from us brits, aussies are the only other nation capable of true banter

>>5695558
>>5695559
>tfw poor as shit rn:(
id fucking love a couple of weeks in the states

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>>5695566
I don't even know what you're trying to say or reference, so why don't you just let me fuck you?

>>5695569
to be fair the slavs have solid banter game too but it usually involves vodka, car theft and setting fire to each others' shell suits.

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>>5695563
there's no such thing, imbecile.

>>5694784
>I'd kiss kayla just to call her a faggot afterward
faye x kayla confirmed

>>5695576
fayla

>>5695570
maybe you don't want to know

okay

>>5695576
>>5695577
Fayla OTP.

>>5695574
true dat, i forgot about our eastern european brethren, i knew a polish kid in school; he brought some serious bants with him.

>>5695560
It is pretty edgy. Are you only in it for the memes?
>>5695562
Necro is cool

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>>5695560
Hey mate
Can I get some edgy posts pls?

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>>5695585
>Necro is cool
Ehh...

>>5695585
Only for the pepe need more pics of trannys holding up printed pepe memes

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>>5695586
sure thing pal, edgiest image in my collection :^)

>>5695588
well it is pretty hot

>>5695548
>tfw no headpats and kisses

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>>5695591
Image all the wrists you could cut with that
woah le edgy maymay

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>>5695592
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh....................

>>5695590
I'll do this for you whenever i next get a chance
>>5695588
I think i have some necro in my exhentai favorites, I'll check later.

>>5695593
tfw no dead trannies to masterbait to

>>5695593
Meet up with a mtfg poster close to you and you could get them too.

>>5695600
if you do me a favor ill kill myself and let you use my body

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>>5695599

>>5695607
Deal

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>>5695600

Where do you live bby?

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>>5695609
a y y

>>5695575
look up courtney act then. she's an aussie drag queen and she passes better than you do.

>>5695600
>tfw no dead trannies to masterbait to
Just wait, none of us live past 40 anyways.

>>5695610
im gonna need you to wire me five thousand US dollars

>>5695609
i havent killed anyone yet

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>>5695613
>that jaw and nose
LMFAO that's not 'qt'.
no shit she 'passes' better than i do, i don't pass at all. i don't see how that's relevant though?????????????

what is development like after starting hrt back up after a year absence? comparable to development before or stunted?

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>>5695623
dont make me absolve our contract faggot

>>5695626
Stunted

>>5695629
Remy r u jihadi john can i join isis

>masturbating me fan with a vibe
>pull it out
>spots of bloody lube

Fuck you granulation, I want to do things now.

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>>5695634
Can we start a tranny ISIS?

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>>5695629
go absolve your existence, insect. you clearly don't understand how a contract works.

>>5695609
I didn't kill anyone?
I've always said i like fetishes purely from a 2d aspect. I'm vanilla as fuck in 3d.

>>5695638
Yes-maybe-i certainly hope so

>>5695634
dude my main man jihadi john was killed in an airstrike sadly, but you're welcome to join anytime.

plenty of corpses to satisfy your fetish.

>>5695639
>insect
LMAO, you are in no position to call me that

You're all a bunch of degenerates

Signed,
Lesgen

>>5695647
Yeah, pretty much.

>>5695647
Go back to touching kids faggot

>>5695647
I'm a pure virgin who just wants to cuddle

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>>5695645
let's just make this clear, make sure you pay close attention.

you are beneath me.
this is how it will always be.

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>tfw finally growing uggo misshapen tits
f-feels good guys.

>>5695638
I wanna tranny Peshmerga desu senpai.

>>5695655
nah bro you explicitly stated that i was to give you death, i hold all the cards here.

Remy 1 - You 0 (thats zero in case you didnt know) x)

>>5695651
I want to cuddle too.
(after getting tied up and spanked)

>>5695647
i post in lesgen and mtfgen because im cis but my gf is trans. who's the degenerates now, rhonda

>>5695644
Let's blow some shit up desu

>>5695659
>k*rds
gross

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>>5695660
a contract does not grant you any stature. it could be you or any other lowlife i choose. nature is doing it at a faster pace than you could even reach me regardless, so consider yourself lucky.

>>5695669
<3

>tfw saw a pretty tranny yesterday who is everything I want to be

>>5695658
Nice start

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>>5695671

>>5695668
fite me irl faget mon then square go like i'll fuckin burst ye

>>5695645
Omg yes
>>5695647
Good
>>5695658
Nice tits keep up the hormones
>>5695659
Death to America!
>>5695668
Only with you af my battlebuddy kuppy

>>5695668
nah dude the kurds are pretty cool, fuck the turks imo

Good night mtfg. Hopefully I will defile your corpses in my dreams ^_^

>>5695686
hopefully you'll become a corpse in your sleep.

>>5695686
i bet you will you dirty mohammedan

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>>5695658
how many months faget

>>5695686


Post butt

>>5695679
LETS GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK

This thread sucks.
Git gud

>>5695695
instead of shitposting you could try to make it better!

>>5695691
Tomorrow

>>5695693
listen here u little gobshite, you go near her and my cousin dave is gonna batter you i swear on me nans grave

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>>5695679
>>5695683
K*rdish independence never desu
That said, T*rks are pretty gross too
Not as gross as India

>>5695680
What if I go on a suicide mission tho?

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>>5695695
thank you for your valuable input.

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>>5695698

Liar,

implying your even coming back tmrw...

what's up ya boons ?
I can't stop playing pokemon, wat do ?

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>>5695706
Witness us!

>>5695709
Have you and your gf swallow a .44 bulletproof

>>5695709
play pokemon?

What a day, what a lovely day

>>5695709
>pokemon
Are you 6?

>>5695716
D :

>>5695710
WITNESS!!

Mediocre!

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>>5695719
>tfw mediocre
like everything else in life desu

>>5695709
Catch a shiny ralts

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>>5695673
this one

>>5695716
no I just play games that I enjoy
>>5695713
good idea
>>5695712
a what ?

>>5695723
Cobrajuicccy on reddit?

>>5695726
yea

>>5695720
Best soundtrack

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probably inappropriate to ask but please take this seriously im not joking at all

would anyone actually like my body? i have been thinking about how i want to go out, and i don't really like the idea of dying alone in my apartment to be discovered a month later.i've thought about going somewhere remote to do it, so nobody will find me. but that is more sad. i've thought about public places but that seems too mean.

would somebody here maybe want my body? i can fly over, i have enough money for a flight anywhere assuming i'm never coming back. i can fly over, we'll hang out for a couple days and then finally fix myself.

you can do whatever you want to the body so long as it's worth it to you. it should be fine since im suiciding and it's not murder or w/e. i kind of like the idea of somebody having sex with my body, i'll die a virgin but i wonder be a dead virgin.

tell me if interested, i don't know how the legalisty works just if yu're interested it's iup yoy you.

>>5695730
What

>>5695730
Umumumumumumumemem

>>5695729
Great movie desu

>>5695733
Best of 2015 imo

>>5695732
>>5695734
>>5695737

Can you fuck off please

>>5695730
you could suicide of old age

>>5695742
no.

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Who's Cyba and why does she look like a much improved version of my ex, both prettier and cooler?

>>5695745

see >>5695534

>>5695747
>necrophilia
nice

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>tfw sticking things in your butte thinking about a trip sticking things in your butte

>>5695742
No
>>5695745
She's a slutty, hiv poz, tranny bitch with a necrophiliac streak

>>5695737
I hope reincarnation is real
so when I die, I can re-experience all the great movies again

>>5695751
Which trip?

>>5695750
it was as a meme.

>>5695745
Wanna fugg?

>>5695753
But what if you get reincarnated in the past and there are no tv's!?!?

>>5695752
Go back to redit you fuck

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>>5695756
Hell yeah let's do it

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What the fucks going on rn

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>>5695754
not tellin' :3

>>5695762
pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaase

>>5695759
Never

>>5695761
It's confusing

cross-posting can someone give me pointers on estrogen options pls

>>5695757
>>5695763

>>5695758
reincarnate me in the 80's
A E S T H E T I C S

>>5695761
Mtfg

>>5695758
I hope I get reincarnated into the most interesting periods of history
>tfw ywn be a qt explorer who navigates the world searching for wealth to bring back to the Crown of Castille

>>5695761
Where are you lost?

>>5695730
You know thats still illegal as fuck for whoever gets found humping your corpse right?

>>5695775
That depends. A lot of places have no laws on necrophilia

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>>5695762
I'm going to put things in your butte

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>>5695767
It's making my brain hurt senpai ;~;

>>5695770
Milfs trying to fuck goats?

>>5695773
Approximately everywhere

>>5695784
excuse me, shouldnt you be in bed missy?!

Fuck dude i just cracked my phone trying to put on a belt. Life is unkind to me.
>>5695777
That's true. Should necrophilia be illegal?
>>5695784
Morning elanna

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>>5695784
Meh
I've somehow gone from tranny ISIS to Mad Max

I say just go with it

This lgbt community is broken

>>5695776

Idk, probably.

its lewd nude and crude

>>5695788
but we need the Q on the end because an expression needs a fucking letter

Real girls don't have dicks desu

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>>5695788
Well? What do you expect us to do about it? I just wanna be a girl, fuck the community.

>tfw kind of look like elanna
imokaywiththis.jpg

>>5695792
But Real Girls + do. Never gonna regret the penis upgrade.

>>5695785
I would be if I didn't have an exam in an hour and 45 minutes ;~;

>>5695786
Morning Oddish hows it going?

>>5695787
You shall ride on Valhalla kuppy

>>5695792
Am I a real girl now? :^)

>>5695795 who looks like elanna
>>5695797
No one gives better head than trangirls

>>5695788
Lol everyone is oppressing us apparently.
I wouldnt give it too much thought.
>>5695792
Le feelerooni face
>>5695799
I was talking to my step father and told him i thought danny sexbang was hot and he said dan looks like me pre transition
I'm like, fucking done desu.

>>5695799
rip the lie in dream, gl on your exam though senpai

>>5695788
>humanity is broken
ftfy

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>>5695799
Shiny and chrome?

>>5695801
>No one gives better head than trangirls
Damn right, I know just where to go to make a dick feel good.

>>5695801

pls... one more selfie... i wanna see your pretty face

>>5695799
No you're delusional

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>>5695783

I am in bed but I will post butt + selfie tomorrow
>>5695808
Exactly

>>5695810
Theres a bunch in the previous thread too

>>5695808
Teach me how
I've never blown anyone and I'm terrified

>>5695783
I've never tried butt stuff mtfg, how do I do it?

>>5695815
>I am in bed

Are you an asstralian? its 8:30 in the US and 1:00 pm in yurop.

>>5695819
NO. TEETH
>>5695820
Lots of lube

>>5695820
buy douche
use douche
buy lube
lube on fingers
finger ass to loosen
take dick/object

>>5695819
Have you actually used your dick before? If so you've surely noticed which spots feel better than others and what's really good and what isn't.
If you've got too much dysphoria over it or it doesn't work that's fine, give lots of love to the boy's cock head and he'll appreciate it.

>>5695823
Its 739am here in Minnesota but i haven't been to sleep yet

>>5695824
Is it worth while to practice on bananas?

>>5695825
That sounds like a lot of effort just to masturbate...
>>5695824
>NO. TEETH
>tfw abnormally small mouth and will probably end up giving teeth until I have my jaw fixed
>tfw fixing my jaw might mess up my passing ability

>>5695824
That shits obvious but like...where is it sensitive most? Is it better to focus on the tip or the shaft? I want a vets advice.
>>5695826
My gt feels NOTHING.
Actually thats not true. More recently if it gets erect (rare) it really hurts.

>>5695824
>tfw you like using teeth

>>5695830
Idk i have never actually given head
>>5695832
The tip of the penis is the most sensitive
>>5695833
Sadist

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>>5695803
;~; thanks remy
How's it going on your end?

>>5695805
Y E S
Shiny and chrome!
*sprays paint on kuppy*

>>5695811
Hey I'm just working within the confines of your definition here.

>>5695820
1. Clean butte
2. Stick things in butte
3. Enjoy

>>5695802
:S
Confusing abstract feels, but I mean, I'd probably take it as a compliment if someone thought I looked like someone objectively as attractive as danny pretransition.

>>5695819
stroke the base and focus on the tip
use tongue when applicable
almost everyone likes deepthroating
tongue under foreskin
fondle balls
>>5695830
that only trains your gag reflex.

>>5695831
>masturbate
thats butt stuff not masturbation. go pull your dick if u wanna masturbate bruh

>>5695833
>tfw you gently pull on the foreskin with your teeth

>>5695832
>My gt feels NOTHING.
Has it always been that way?
>More recently if it gets erect (rare) it really hurts.
I-is that normal?
>>5695839
>thats butt stuff not masturbation. go pull your dick if u wanna masturbate bruh
What is it then?

>>5695839
Also tongue in urethra but only quickly and only once

>>5695833
My ex said the same thing, she always said it was fun to nibble.
IS IT FUN TO NIBBLE??
>>5695834
I kinda hope i dont ever have to give a bj.
>>5695836
I was having a bad day when he said it so i was a little sour about it. I was tired yesterday, got poked with needles, i got sir'd at chipotle, and then i got super fucking depressed about how I'll never pass or feel good about being female and I'll always be some sort of lesser citizen and shit and ughhhhh it was a bad day.
Hopefully today I'll feel better.

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>>5695836
It's time for me to die now


WITNESS ME!!!!!!!!!

>>5695841
Its normal if you don't use it. Keep using it and you'll be fine
>>5695847
WITNESS!

>>5695839
>fondle balls
Arent your balls just ticklish
>>5695841
>always?
No. Just since i was like 18 or 19. Idr.
>is that normal
Probably not?
>>5695842
>tongue in urethra but only once and for a second
WHAT

>>5695848

Go to sleep you slut, you need to rest your butt for tomorrow.

>>5695841
'butt stuff'.
anal play.

it'd be prostate stimulation if you were to go more specific with your fingering.
>>5695842
i like you.
>>5695843
it's fun to do it, only fun to recieve if you're kinky. like, i would enjoy it but nobody ever does it to me.

>>5695850
ticklish, no. extremely sensitive and delicate, yes. very very fucking careful gropes are a nice addition to have and it's not like your hands are busy often. sucking on them is a whole other thing, it feels amazing for me but not everyone is me.

>>5695848
>Its normal if you don't use it. Keep using it and you'll be fine
With my sex drive back and no experience (or douches so I can start) with butt stuff I'm probably gonna keep using it for a while ;_;
>>5695850
>Probably not?
You miiiiiiight wanna see a doctor then I'm not sure it's good to feel pain like that anywhere desu

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>>5695855
So it's just another thing to do but I still need to use my gt to get off?

>>5695860
You can get off on it alone.

>>5695860
you can have orgasms without touching your dick at all if you have a prostate orgasm. it feels a lot more intense than any other orgasm ever will, honestly. it's the male g-spot after all.

Gay males remove yourself from this general

>>5695855
Holy shit i dont get dicks.
>>5695856
It feels like my veins are thin and the blood flow there is too thick. But theres probably no actual problem and I'll be fine.

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>>5695768
guys pls...

>>5695868
>born with a dick
>I don't get dicks
just stick the fucker in your mouth and suck, put your hand on the base of the shaft and gently stroke unless they say harder or they're about to cum then you grab that shit

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>>5695864
>>5695865
I'm gonna have to try this out

>>5695867
alright you heard the anon, shut down /mtfg/.

>>5695868
honestly don't panic about it. like, you don't have to do any of this kinky shit your first time. just good old fashioned sucking will do the trick. aim for depth and using your tongue on the tip and you'll make most people cum eventually, unless they have phimosis then it gets tricky.

>>5695870
nobody gives a shit.

>>5695874
you only need two fingers. it's not a hard gland to find, it has a different texture to your walls but be extremely gentle to it. you basically just stroke it like you're doing a beckoning gesture.

>>5695877
>nobody gives a shit.

i was only asking for advice on estrogen you unhelpful asshole

>>5695880
ABLOOBLOOBLOO. how about you see an endocrinologist instead of being a braindead self-medding piece of shit? at the very least, have the common sense to just take pills like a normal person, you snowflake sperglord.

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>>5695877
I'm gonna have to order some douches today, this sounds interesting and exciting. Probably pretty helpful too if I'm gonna be getting horny again but dysphoric about my gf.

>>5695872
Its just weird, all the advice you're giving me is totally counter how mine feels when i feel the need to get off. If anyone EVER touched my balls it tickled, touching the head was too much and kinda hurt, and i got off primarily with the shaft. I'm terrified that I'm gonna fumble around someones dick now.
>>5695877
Whats phimosis

>>5695880
Come back later. The thread is overrun by men right now

>>5695883
>ABLOOBLOOBLOO
*tips fedora*
>how about you see an endocrinologist instead of being a braindead self-medding piece of shit?
What if they cant lol
>at the very least, have the common sense to just take pills like a normal person, you snowflake sperglord.
What the fuck am I reading are you even trans

>>5695884
'some' you only need one to clean yourself out, you know.
>>5695886
it's a condition where the foreskin can't be fully pulled down because it's too tight on the tip. it only really matters in a severe case, in minor cases it's just slightly painfully if fully retracted.

>>5695889
nice memes.

>>5695847
You shall be witnessed!

>>5695843
That sounds like a shitty day yeah, that sucks oddish ;_;
I hope today goes better for you as well.

>>5695887
yeah, i noticed...

>>5695892
>nice memes.
The only people I've ever seen seriously type
>ABLOOBLOOBLOO
out were just edgy teenage boys who were really gross

>>5695868
Also try to look them in the eyes the whole time beg them for their cum and swallow

>>5695896
i mean that's extremely fucking ironic considering their only rebuttal was a literal meme about edgy teenage boys.

>>5695897
That's really bad advice if you're giving head. Do guys actually like that? Because I much prefer not having a broken neck.

>>5695893
That's honestly the way I'd like to go

>>5695897
Cyba kun you're making me nervous

>>5695902
They love it
>>5695904
Srry bb

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Trying to buy socks. The two sizes are 3.5 to 5 and 6 to 7.5, I'm a size 5.5.

Wat do

>>5695883
did your hon mother tell you to hold off on taking hormones until you've RLE'd as a man in a dress for 5 years?
no? your AA might be bunk, dude, i didn't give you any reason otherwise to be so antagonistic.

>at the very least, have the common sense to just take pills like a normal person

okay. what pills? i'm already taking progynova. i'm just asking if there's a better way to do it and what the advantages and disadvantages of each are.
you could actually be helpful, you know, if you know so much about endocrinology.
or maybe you can't because you're not on hormones and don't know what the hell you're talking about...

>>5695917
>>5695917
3.5 - 5

>>5695922
>RLE'd as a man in a dress for 5 years
but tripfag that's what it's like on hormones anyway

>>5695927
No its not on hormones everything is sparkles

>>5695927
enjoy your receding hairline and having a nose like a concord.

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>>5695935
Christ I'm already on hormones but thinking about those things still scares me

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>>5695927
>>5695932
>>5695935
>enjoy your receding hairline and having a nose like a concord.
because hormones magically reshape your nose

>>5695932

Have you been using the girls bathroom or guys bathroom?

>>5695927
It's actually pretty awesome to jump in and not look like a man in a dress after a few months.

>>5695941
My therapist told me I shouldn't be using the men's room anymore after I said people were giving me funny looks. She's going to give me a letter which says I can use the ladies toilets. I'm sure they'll pay attention to that when I'm getting the shit kicked out of me

>>5695942
Shh anon the "hons" are out

>>5695948
>implying anyone cares

>>5695937
yeah, it's exactly why i spent so long obsessing over anti-androgens until i decided that paying for degarelix was worth it to nuke my test production to castrate levels and not have to worry about QHI spiro being bunk.

>>5695938
cutting test won't reshape my nose, but it will stop it growing at the rate it does in men as they age. if i didn't take hormones, by the time i hit 40 my nose would definitely have grown more than it will now that i'm nuking my test.

again, you're proving that you are in fact a bored man concern trolling the general for a lark.

>>5695948
>shit kicked out of me

By butch dykes?

>>5695955
By the police for being a child predator out to molest little girls
KEEP MEN OUT OF WOMENS BATHROOMS

Lmao fuck this thread right now. I've never seen it so shit, I'll come back when we can actually talk about trans shit.

>>5695961
ill talk to you about trans shit anon-kun

>>5695951
Kill yourself

>>5695955
Bull nosed, bull dykes with red hair.

>>5695961
>I've never seen it so shit
you haven't been here very long, have you?

>>5695966
A year but there's a difference between a bunch of trannies shit posting and gay men shiting up the thread dismissing trans topics.

>>5695965
Bullnosed bulldykes will have more trouble than you.

>get ready go out in girlmode
>look in mirror
>eh yeah good enough
>go out
>feeling okay
>see reflection in window
>look like a man in faggy clothes with long hair and tits

why do I live

>>5695971
<there's a difference between a bunch of trannies shit posting and gay men shiting up the thread dismissing trans topics.
This is why Trans Help General exists. Mtfg is literally THE shitposting thread, there's a whole thread dedicated to actual topics of concern.

>>5695980
<implying

>>5695959
>not using the mens bathroom and pulling the guy using urinals dong
Step it up

>>5695977
At least you have tits

>tfw a year on mones and just got weird nips.

>>5695972
>bulldykes

Yeah they haven't really been a thing since the late 2000s.

Most of them have definitely toned down the masculinity in the past few years or became ftms.

>>5695980
Nice reading comprehension. You must have autism.

>>5695981
<<implying
In all my time of being here this place has been the following
>catfights
>sadposting
>shitposting
>/pol/posting
>attentionwhoring
>kayla
There's never anything good that comes out of this thread.
>>5695988
Nice meme
Even when it's not gay men shitposting, trans shitposting often completely ignores people actually looking for any sort of help or serious topic.

>>5695991
I come here only for the shitposting, what fun would it be if it was just serious discussion?

post tits and judge others on their tit growth

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>>5695922
'hon mother'
what the fuck does that even mean? LMAO

oh, gee, i fucking wonder. it's not like you could literally look up the advantages and disadvantages on your fucking search engine. shit, too hard, better ask /mtfg/ to solve all of my common problems because i'm too incompetent to do my own research.

i mean you're completely right i've never started hrt i'm clearly more manly than you, bruh. i am oh so sorry, mister high and mighty - you clearly deserve to post here, with a fucking tripcode, none-the-less, pretending like your opinion means something, when you literally have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

holy shit dude, estrogen is estrogen. progynova works. maybe stop buying your pills online and actually go get therapy or an education on what you're doing to your body.

>>5695995
>only for the shitposting
That's exactly what my point was. This thread is entirely shitposting. It has only been shitposting since it's inception. The Trans Help General exists to fill that void that mtfg leaves.

>>5695987
Yeah. It makes me sad because they definitely are my type of woman.

>>5695998
Hi Australian friend, what state do you live in?

>>5695998
>actually go get therapy
You should too anon.

>>5696002
glad we agree then

>>5695998
>not having a fairy honmother
I bet the crystal slipper fit you too

>>5696010
What disagreement was there?

>>5696005
essentially the borders of nsw/vic.

>>5696009
nice. got me good. for what, may i ask? give me your best shot, go full wikipedia doctor on my ass.

>>5696011
?

*pees all over thread*
hey losers. Any of you live near delaware?

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>>5696004
>because they definitely are my type of woman.

>>5696013
Idk I thought you were disagreeing with me but I'm just a dumb

>>5696014
>go full wikipedia doctor on my ass.
Did you see how much you just wrote because you got mad on the internet, you've got issues hon lol

>>5696019
'you got mad'
'hon'
i mean you have no perception of anything, that's great. still waiting to be enlightened, bruh.

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Going to sleep now
Hopefully I never wake up and remain in a perpetual good dream
Night /mtfg/

>>5695998
bore off of course i was going to do reading up on different estrogen options, just like i did for AAs, i was literally asking for pointers and opinions on what is out there to start me off in the right direction of inquiry because i know people here have their own preferences.

instead you decided it was completely reasonable to attack me for simply asking for advice.

i don't know how many times i have to explain here, i am not seeing a psych about my situation for them to humiliate and dehumanize me as they have done for every other physical and mental health problem i've seen the NHS for over the last 3 years.
i am not going to see an endocrinologist who is more interested in passing off cheaper drugs on me instead of putting my health and wellbeing first, just because stuff like degarelix would be too much of a cost to their practice and to taxpayers.

>>5696026
Goodnight kuppy.
Please don't forget that it does get better, mtfg memes be damned.

>>5696026
But what if you have a nightmare and never wake up!?