Let's burn off all those pizzas!
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Pizza fat burning time!
Let's do some laps around the pool then work on our tans!
>work on our tans
Darker skin = Ugly
When i did laser i had to cover up outside with a scarf or large hat but when i did so my skin stopped getting tanned since i was covered, and i realized i looked much much better pale.
I live for the summer and sun. I tan easily and have a somewhat dark complexion thanks to the native american blood.
>wonder why nobody has doxxed kayla since she was apparently a well known motocross star
>wonder how hard it could be
>look at the pic she posted as proof
>see the o'neil logo on the arm
>lookup o'neil and monster
>turns out her gear is just "tim ferry replica" gear you can buy online
what a tweest!
I don't want to jog, or do cardio and shit. Not today. I want to burn off my calories by bouncing up and down on a cock as it thrusts deep into my butte. I want somebody to hold me tight and stare me right in my glazed over eyes as they slide their cock in an out of me. I want them to feel my cock sliding up and down their belly, making a mess of pre-cum all over them.
I want to sweat and pant together, shaking the bed until we can't go any longer. I want to fall asleep in each other's arms, their cum seeping from my ass as their torso is covered in mine.
ayy how would be the best way to get exercise while still trying to gain weight?
>tfw people say you could be cute but you don't believe it
I'll give you one guess as to which one is me and which one is you.
(Hint, I rode at dawn)
I get sunburned the first few times. But then the "sunburn" lasts only a few hours.
You're gonna get breast and rectal and prostate cancer. Why not get the whole set and get a discount?
Is it anxiety if I'm constantly biting and ripping skin from inside my mouth and my lips
>literally doing this as I read your post
>tfw people say you pass as an ugly girl and could be cute if you did some things
how much r u paying for what n where
What kind of genetics facilitates that oddity?
(If I ever meet you irl I'll try not to cry out that the beacons are lit and then ride my horse to Gondors aid)
Lots of mtfs would look so much better if they just did their eyebrows.
i just made a video that basically has the exact visuals that i experienced while i was candy flipping
also i made this video
>Tfw only get them done every 2-3 months out of laziness
>Tfw moved out of an area with tons of local eyebrow/nail salons into an area where everyone wants a call beforehand
What a nightmare.
Better than tendies and man diapers like r9k needs.
/mtfg/ rescue mission to save this dog when
That's actually interesting. I've never really had to deal with it. I just get a few shades darker and my hair does that color change thing.
I spend a lot of time outside. Even during the winter.
hey guys i'm making a very funny funny picture right now in gimp haha
want me to post it when i'm done making it for many funny laughs?
My parents are weirder than me tbdesu except I have then beat in the "Wanting to be a girl" category. They always had their lube out sitting in their night stand 24/7 and talked about how often they fucked. Plus my mom used to have a pic of my stepdad's dick as her phone bg on one of those old flip phones.
You piqued my curiosity anon.
Where on gods green, grey, white and blue earth do you live?
>tfw you'll never have anyone to sing IRA songs with while drinking heavily
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANSSSSSSSSS
>tfw you care about too many trips when you really shouldn't care at all
Why is that a bad thing?
Hell, just pm me in chat you dingus
God damn it, this is part of the reason I hate posting here still. You people are nuts.
>I am going to kill the one good looking Brit that supports us so we can get attention for our snow nigger cause.
I would hang out with you, but you seem to think I am a nutjob who sleeps around with everyone I met off the internet despite never sleeping with you ....
I can't decide which type of music I want to listen to on my work out. Maybe EDM, metal, or Classical?
I think maybe metal and then when I come back and work on my computer I will do melodic dupstep or something.
just so we're all SUPER CLEAR here, i thought i'd let you know that i am the best anon in /mtfg/ hands down.
wen u succ just right and he coom on ur teetos
You have to knock me and my aus friend off the throne first
I'm a vain little shit that can't cope with any of my flaws.
Not gonna shit ya here,
I'm getting my daily dose of conspiracy theory in.
It's good entertainment!
how about i knock you up instead fucc boii
fill your butt with so much girlie cumm that you'll give birth to slimer
>isnt that what you'd do if you hung out with anyone?
no, i would crack jokes, talk about memeorable moments, talk about current stuff in our lives, try to go do something fun like fishing or going to Dave And busters, its like a adult chucke cheese with a full bar.
>tfw too good at video memes to pass
she deserves it senpai
see that's what I normally do but my doctors don't want me to do that and keep track of every single detail of my vitals to make sure I'm not lying
>oh anon, it looks like your pulse fluctuated a lot more than recently, have you thrown up in the past day or two?
>okay so then why is your blood pressure inconsistent
>why do you weigh less than last week
more than a blackhound and less than a whitehound :^)
>tfw you check yourself in the mirror
>see that's what I normally do but my doctors don't want me to do that and keep track of every single detail of my vitals to make sure I'm not lying
sometimes i switch it up by not eating too
at least you replied to my funny image yume
all i want to do is impress you anyways
>tfw check yourself in the mirror and get a boner
Ah yes, I too often see the crudely drawn ass of a demon when I look in the mirror.
Where exactly do these images come from, anyways? Is this like a Christian coloring book or something?
>don't eat for a day or two
>binge every other day and purge
>don't gain weight
>still feel fat
>have terrible abdominal cramps
>almost pass out when doing anything
that's what I'm used to doing and it hasn't really worked for me
it's just eating a normal amount when you're not used to it makes the stomach stretch and is really uncomfortable, not to mention the fact that I have to fight intense nausea after almost every single meal
I literally took around trip flight from LAX to Portland for under 140 dollars with all taxes around trip.
I am going for a walk. Don't fight with the autism.
I know, it just feels like I'm eating all the time, and my nutritionist's meal plan for me has three meals and two snacks, so I can't really just go small portions all the way or I won't hit the goal
>that's what I'm used to doing and it hasn't really worked for me
That's because it's not how you diet properly or sustainably. Just eat breakfast, dinner, and some low cal snacks during the day. Nuts and vegetables and fruits. Keep it under 1600 every day and under 1200 if you can.
f off hailey u disinfo agent
>put on thigh highs, a bra and some makeup and wrap myself in a blanket on the couch playing vidyas in the dark
>dad bursts through the door home from work early
>stay absolutely still
>walks right past me
>why's it so dark down here anon, are you ok? you look like you have a black eye
Anyways I am going for my work out now.
If I don't post on here by tomorrow, I would strongly urge all New Hampshire voters to vote for God-Emperor Trump. It is time we end all this PC bullshit and legalize, full automatic guns, weed, and build a wall.
why don't everyone here meet up at AX and go as anime girls, I will wear a tomato hoodie
God, carnival is shit. Everyone is out drinking until they pass out, and everyone hooks up in the most disgusting way possible. And they give you the stink eye if you're not in a costume. Like buying some cheap 10 dollar bodysuit resembles any sort of culture.
Fuck, the only good thing this evening were fries with mayonnaise.
It is more sjw than autism, but idk I would like to move there one day for a few years. Nothing too long though. I think why I am not attracted to Portland that much is how fucking right wing i am. I maybe socially liberal, but you know I stilol want the muzzies out.
no, I will most likely be living in Phoenix, Seattle, Portland or inawoods by the time AX comes around.
Anyways bye now but this time forsure. I had to find my ear buds.
the hype keeps building
Melly isn't Kayla and Melly brags about how she has been to all those places and more. She stays with her friends and family so if she moves up to any one of those places odds are she will have the support network to make it up there.
So just got back from my endo, decided to keep me off of all t blockers because 4mg of estrogen is enough to keep my levels low, nervous tho, feel like it will creep back up to how it was before and ill lose my progress :/ dont have bloodwork for another 3 months to check either
>tfw in less than 2 weeks you'll be living in metro portland on the MAX
hey whoah there buddy that sounds like something a KKK NAZI RACIST BIGOT FASCIST REPUBLICAN CONSERVATIVE NAZI NAZI NAZI would say..... you're not one of them are you?
when I first got to mtfg kay was complaining about not being able to buy a bra, and I seriously wanted to help, but kayla did the "you have to look good enough otherwise I don't want to be seen with you" attitude
>tfw got an interview about being a database admin today
quick what do I need to know!
nazi nazi nazi nazi kkk bigot get her fired from her job what are you a KLANSMAN do you OWN SLAVES?? HUH BIGOT?
get out of my face racist..... u have a different world view than me? RACIST PIECE OF SHIT GET HIM FIRED FROM HIS JOB
upload all the data to public domain and bring a gun to work pull the fire alarm and then as everyone is funneling out start shooting them in the back of the head
nigger gimmie info
you can never have enough friends
nvm kayla im pretty sure you've threatened to kill me if you ever saw me irl at one point and ur kinda crazy sometimes so im not sure what you're going to do if we meet irl
prob not a good idea
Ugh im in love with my best friend, this sucks. Hes the first guy I came out to and we've been besties since high school and then he said he loves me and always has,and I feel the same, but he's already in a relationship and his girls got a kid on the way.. Hes all i can think about though. Thiss sucks.
Yeah, we could all be miscreants living in an abandoned school fighting with each other and doing drugs and the mayor heard about us and decides to fix the school up and we can be trained to be smart girls. We would fix the school up, get into random misadventures and learn about friendship and hard work. Plus all the characters will be based on us. So I could be the one in the tomato costume causing problems and then acting cute to save my own skin.
i dont want to be almost murdered by someone
but the characters can be how we feel we are and they would act like we do here.
Sorry but I see the "Tell me your secrets" And all I can think of is the classic Katawa Shoujo meme of the very same thing,
>tfw gf doesn't have a current gen pokemon game so we can't trade to evolve pokemon
this. kayla is one of those people who is the definition of fake and psycho. I would never want to be in a room alone with her because you never know when the bipolar/schizo act will happen and she'll come at you with a knife or something
>tfw you got a week of working out and eating better to make up for super bowl weekend
Monday down. Those hot wings will be made use to fill out muh bubble butt.
like I said. this mood you're currently in is your "fake" persona. its only the matter of minutes from you to go from this to threatening us all and telling everyone to go fuck themselves. without a doubt you have been one of the ones whos posted as anon saying "I seriously wish I could kill some of you"
>tfw ywn be a futa and dock with another futa
>Tfw transitioning is taking so much of my shitty ass job's money I can barely afford to feed myself ontop of everything else
I am so fucking hungry but I have 0 food in the house and no money to get more till Friday, being trans is the worst.
I've got you senpai!
>mfw people are still asking me if I have any at work when we ran out in the first week
I miss feeling overwhelming sadness. I really miss the feeling of helplessness and anxiety that I used to struggle with daily.
Now I feel nothing. I have the occasional fit of sadness and the occasional feeling of joy, but most times I just feel disconnected, like I'm not really living my life. I wouldn't say I'm suffering from depersonalization, because I know I'm in control of my actions and what not, but at the same time I don't.
I'm premones, and for the longest time, actually since I can remember, I've wanted to be a woman ( >woman ), but here recently I haven't felt that desire. I'm probably just rambling, but I miss my constant dysphoria. I still have dysphoria, but it comes in waves and they usually go away after a few hours or a day.
Am I still depressed, or is this something new?
>its a "kylo whines about other people talking shit while giving everyone else shit for no good reason" episode
pic related is my face when, also do i pass
yes, although for me it usually varies a lot in intensity
being held is the best feeling
truth be told I miss getting hit by my ex's. at least they made me feel something
yeah internet dwellers have become the new vegans where they need to tell everyone how much they have eb games because of some idiot in a shithole part of New South Whales was an alleged abusive district manager, so now the whole company is evil and we are using their money to resurrect Hitler.
people are still clinging to this clickbait
imagine feeling warm comfortable and at home, but 1000 fold
Basically imagine getting that warm fuzzy feeling but over your entire body
its enough to make a girl melt
DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU DIDN'T SUCC A PROUD TRANS WOMAN'S DICC TODAY YOU ARE LITERALLY A BIGOT
Anyone in the Edmonton area wanna help me be tolerant and accepting?
There's always these things; penis when you want it, vagina when you don't.
>tfw manly nose to mouth distance
>tfw small man lips
I will buy this for whoever promises to put the dildo end in their butte once per day for me
My sex toys are for the strongest and you of the weakest, traveller.
Potion seller I'm transitioning into a woman and I need your strongest hormones!
Just having funsies. I'm completely broke, sorry.
this kitten is just too cute
she's too gentle and sweet to survive in the wild
Oh no, no misunderstanding, I've spent enough time on /d/ to know that; I'm just trying to come up with compromise solutions. Outside of ftm-style surgery I don't think there's much that can really be done, I'm afraid. (The rare mtf-SRS surgeon might be convinced to leave the penis in tact and create a vagina by scrotal inversion or such, but I think it's too late for that.) Maybe that'll be different in the future as lab-growing organs gets more developed, though. (I hope I'm not taking this too literally and going to a weird place with this if you've been joking, it's hard for me to tell sometimes.)
>tfw noone to tame my pre-transition butthole over long distance and make me forget mirrors are real
sadly Idk when I'll be able to get srs, gotta take care of health stuff first, I just stay tucked like all the time to better ignore my junk and my heel is pushing stuff up more in that pic
they're cute constellation ones
fuk u, I've worked really hard to get to and maintain this weight and I'm pretty happy with it
I was memeing, but I do honestly appreciate the thought. ;~;
All things considered it would probably really suck if for some odd reason there was a legit case of someone wanting to be a futa. I doubt many surgeons would attempt futa surgery.
I mean, I honestly would kind of like that. Not enough to get surgery done (the same way I feel about regular SRS), but it'd be pretty great to be born like that. (It'd be pretty great to be born a regular cis-girl too.) That may or may not make me a gross AGP fetishist, I don't know. Probably.
(There actually are a few people that have had neovaginas constructed without getting rid of their penises, apparently. The only one I've seen images of I believe was more of a do it yourself body-mod thing than real professional surgery though, and it was kind of... not so appealing looking.)
Did any of you guys do genital electrolysis prior to SRS? I've been doing weekly 2 hour sessions for like 5 or 6 months, getting really sick of this shit.
tucking plus my heel pushing stuff in, ur just seeing my mons
Idk, I push my balls up and pull back all my junk and loose skin as much as I can towards my ass
also I have like multiple pairs of undies on, pic related, and try to coordinate which ones I use for best effect, also as mentioned above ur mostly seeing my mons being pushed in by my heel
I'm saying that you are fat enough that even a bedframe would have to put work into holding your weight, hence "maintaining" yuor weight. fuckin fatties are so stupid
depends on what tissue is used I guess
for mine it was better not to get it because scrotal skin can shrink and get a bit weird due to hair removal prior to surgery
still not puking hairballs tho so I'm happy ^^
when I say I've worked hard to reach and maintain my weight and that I'm pretty happy with it I mean that I've had trouble being underweight and not eating enough and it's rlly hard to eat enough to gain/maintain weight
she is pretty fuzzy and soft
idk how much bigger she'll actually get either
So who else is going?
stop oppressing me you ableist neurotypical shitlord reeeeeeee
I guess it would be kind of neat to have both, agp accusations aside. Assuming there weren't any dysphoria I'd be alright with being born that way. I didn't realise anyone had attempted that kind of operation though, not terribly surprising that it would look pretty unappealing if done diy though.