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Let's burn off all those pizzas!

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1st for im going to fucking kill myself edition
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Pizza fat burning time!
Let's do some laps around the pool then work on our tans!
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Finally found a place to rent, I can stop acting insane and upset now, yay.
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>>5691326
repost link in new thread?

nevermind i will.
http://collabedit.com/77sfg
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nth for tussin
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>work on our tans

Darker skin = Ugly

When i did laser i had to cover up outside with a scarf or large hat but when i did so my skin stopped getting tanned since i was covered, and i realized i looked much much better pale.
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I want to pass
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>>5691377
I live for the summer and sun. I tan easily and have a somewhat dark complexion thanks to the native american blood.

TAN FGT
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>>5691365
>work on our tans!
I'm clearly labeled "do not expose to sunlight" tyvm
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>>5691380

Study harder then.
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>>5691380
Me too.

Wanna form a suicide pact?
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>>5691365
>then work on our tans!
skin cancer, no thanks.
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>>5691385
That's so unfair. I can't even get a tan. I just get burnt. Luckily there's barely any sun here.
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>wonder why nobody has doxxed kayla since she was apparently a well known motocross star
>wonder how hard it could be
>look at the pic she posted as proof
>see the o'neil logo on the arm
>lookup o'neil and monster
>turns out her gear is just "tim ferry replica" gear you can buy online
what a tweest!
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>>5691365
>tan
Just be white af like me
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>>5691396
plz

>>5691397
N-no, I can't kill myself now when people say I could pass maybe, would be dumb tbhon.
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I don't want to jog, or do cardio and shit. Not today. I want to burn off my calories by bouncing up and down on a cock as it thrusts deep into my butte. I want somebody to hold me tight and stare me right in my glazed over eyes as they slide their cock in an out of me. I want them to feel my cock sliding up and down their belly, making a mess of pre-cum all over them.

I want to sweat and pant together, shaking the bed until we can't go any longer. I want to fall asleep in each other's arms, their cum seeping from my ass as their torso is covered in mine.
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ayy how would be the best way to get exercise while still trying to gain weight?
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>>5691409
>tfw people say you could be cute but you don't believe it
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>>5691415
just exercise, and eat more calories than you burn.
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>>5691410
>making a mess of pre-cum all over them.
>my gt refuses to make pre-cum
THIS
IS
AN
OUTRAGE
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>>5691415
Where did you record this video of Miss Cock?
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>>5691404
Fuck off rawr nobody likes you
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>>5691415
sheen_exercising.webm
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>>5691406
I'll give you one guess as to which one is me and which one is you.
(Hint, I rode at dawn)
>>5691402
I get sunburned the first few times. But then the "sunburn" lasts only a few hours.
>>5691400
You're gonna get breast and rectal and prostate cancer. Why not get the whole set and get a discount?
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>burning calories
B-but I need to gain weight.
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>>5691410
I wanna do this too
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>>5691425
that's the thing I have a problem with tho, I'm recovering from anorexia/bulimia so it's hard for me to eat even my bmr let alone account for any exercise

>>5691428
nah m8 it's sheen

>>5691431
kek beat me to it
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>>5691410
that's fucking gay dude
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>>5691422

post selfie
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>>5691426
its not THAT hard
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>>5691429
pot, meet kettle.
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>>5691446
Not if I'm a girl, buddy.
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>>5691415
>that vid
Me tbqhon
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>>5691406
True mustard race
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Is it anxiety if I'm constantly biting and ripping skin from inside my mouth and my lips
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>>5691415
/hightest/
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>>5691468
nah it's just the molly
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>>5691432
No i legit cannot get tanned haha. I have to wear suncream on sunny days.
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>>5691452
What do you mean THAT hard? It just won't do it...
How do I make the stupid thing cooperate?
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>>5691468
>literally doing this as I read your post
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>5691451
Maybe later
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>>5691422
>tfw people say you pass as an ugly girl and could be cute if you did some things

Fug mang
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>>5691478
drink lots of liquid
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>>5691369
how much r u paying for what n where
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>>5691468
yes
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>>5691446
>>5691455
Well, it might be a little gay if the one fucking me deep is also a grill.

*record scratch*
Hi Yume, how are you doing? *winks*
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>>5691475
What kind of genetics facilitates that oddity?
(If I ever meet you irl I'll try not to cry out that the beacons are lit and then ride my horse to Gondors aid)
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>>5691483

Lots of mtfs would look so much better if they just did their eyebrows.
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I feel bad for your parents.
Like Elanna's mom. Having to buy ky jelly and summers eve douches for her own grown ass son.
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>>5691509
i just made a video that basically has the exact visuals that i experienced while i was candy flipping

also i made this video

please rate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxbJYq7X6Ps
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>>5691510
shes probably just a ginger, my grandma is the same way

she doesnt tan, only burns
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>>5691518
I would give my mom a serious talking to if she got me ky jelly instead of a half decent lube.
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>>5691518
I buy those for her now because she's my wife.
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>>5691513
>Tfw only get them done every 2-3 months out of laziness
>Tfw moved out of an area with tons of local eyebrow/nail salons into an area where everyone wants a call beforehand
What a nightmare.
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>>5691518
Better than tendies and man diapers like r9k needs.
amirite?
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>>5691483
Tfw sometime think I'm cute
Wish I could stay like that
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>>5691522
kek

/mtfg/ rescue mission to save this dog when
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>>5691510
I dunno. I just get burnt really bad and have to tear off the burnt skin if it gets really bad.
>>5691525
Auburn = ginger???
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>>5691513
I have done my eyebrows but I don't want them to be too thin either.

My problems are hair, glasses and losing some weight.

>>5691535
>tfw sometimes think I don't look like a manly man
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>>5691545
The ride never ends until death
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Can some anons post your pictures? I want to see what people look like who aren't tripfags constantly whoring themselves out for attention.
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>>5691518
my mommy buys me race parts and makeup
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>>5691540
That's actually interesting. I've never really had to deal with it. I just get a few shades darker and my hair does that color change thing.

I spend a lot of time outside. Even during the winter.
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>>5691554
Want a suicidal pre-everything who lurks here to remind himself that he can never be cute?
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>>5691559
yes ma'am
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>>5691554
i look like :-)
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>>5691431
>>5691442
I know I'm a whale, I'm not quite that bad yet.
I am going to be talking to my gp on friday about a stronger anti depressant and a diet plan.
thank you for your concern.
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>>5691554
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hey guys i'm making a very funny funny picture right now in gimp haha

want me to post it when i'm done making it for many funny laughs?
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>>5691568
anon, i-i...
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>>5691563
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
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*paaarp*

hi
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>>5691557
Well literally no one goes here outside except to buy stuff or just walk at a park. The weather is either extremely sunny but super windy [rare] or gloomy and dark. [common]
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>>5691569
sure anon =]
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>>5691518
My parents are weirder than me tbdesu except I have then beat in the "Wanting to be a girl" category. They always had their lube out sitting in their night stand 24/7 and talked about how often they fucked. Plus my mom used to have a pic of my stepdad's dick as her phone bg on one of those old flip phones.
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who was that
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>>5691567
idk about the other anon but I have absolutely no concern
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>>5691569
ft. miss cock?
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Ok, ok. I'm ready to admit that I'm a little sissy slut shemale and I need a mommy to turn me into the little girl.
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>>5691471
I love that meme
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WHO WAS THAT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5691540
maybe a little bit

do you have any irish ancestry?

>>5691518
>tfw your mom doesnt buy you lube
:/
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>>5691582
That's it.
You piqued my curiosity anon.
Where on gods green, grey, white and blue earth do you live?
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>tfw stuck at work or another 5 hours
Slow as fuck and I just want to nap.
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>>5691599
i just ordered more
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im so tired of everything, i just want to disappear for a while.
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>tfw no tranny friend to street fight
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I'm bored
What should I play?
http://strawpoll.me/6766284
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>>5691599
No but i have an irish flag on my wall hahahaha
>>5691602
nuuh! You'll recognize me from chat.

But somewhere in europe. In a bad country.
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Pre-everything anons, which trips do you admire the most?
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>>5691610
lets go ultra rn
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>tfw you'll never have anyone to sing IRA songs with while drinking heavily

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANSSSSSSSSS
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>>5691616
RE:0 sounds more fun than Mario.
but im pretty sure both are equally bad
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>>5691620
>caring about trips
Everyone is Anonymous-sama to me.
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>>5691630
Re 0 is not bad for a resident evil game.
Better than 5 and 6

Mario is just another rpg
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>>5691585
that's pretty fucked up
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>>5691568
but didn't you get killed when you shot up that college?
>>5691387
i have no idea. please tell me if you find out.
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>>5691631
>tfw you care about too many trips when you really shouldn't care at all
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>>5691620
kayla, she may be strange but she did come a long way imo
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>>5691569
>>5691584
pffffft, heheheheheheh.

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff- aaaahahahahah.

okay.


ooookay, so.

hehe.

okay.


atilla the hon.

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff- baaaaahahahahahahahahahah.
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>>5691617
Why is that a bad thing?
Hell, just pm me in chat you dingus
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>>5691606
ty mommy

>>5691617
take it down before its too late

before you're eaten alive by freckles
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>>5691651
u look great potsy
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>>5691620
melly desu she loves gnu+lenucks
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>no irl trannie pal to go out and have fun with and do eachothers makeup
how do I make a non hon non mtfg trans friend irl?
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>>5691415
-how- do people get this monstrously fat
>>5691468
It can be
I have scars on the inside of my cheeks from gnawing
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>>5691658
What happened to POTC?
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>>5691663
tumblr
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>>5691579
I thought you were going to kill yourself.
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>>5691663
Why would anyone want to be friends with a disgusting creature like you? You aren't even human, you failed abortion.
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>>5691657
I politely refuse.
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What are you listening to mtfg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7MLJ5WTssZk
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>>5691663
dont be a hon urself i guess
>>5691667
tragic...
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>>5691663
why not hang out with faye?
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>>5691664
idk, I asked my nutritionist how people get fat cause it feels like I'm eating all the time even though I hit about 17-1800cal per day and she said it's cause they eat shitty food
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>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BilPXIt0R2w
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>>5691628
>IRA songs

God damn it, this is part of the reason I hate posting here still. You people are nuts.

>I am going to kill the one good looking Brit that supports us so we can get attention for our snow nigger cause.

>>5691663
I would hang out with you, but you seem to think I am a nutjob who sleeps around with everyone I met off the internet despite never sleeping with you ....

I can't decide which type of music I want to listen to on my work out. Maybe EDM, metal, or Classical?

I think maybe metal and then when I come back and work on my computer I will do melodic dupstep or something.
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>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_BCG8Ov1m8
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just so we're all SUPER CLEAR here, i thought i'd let you know that i am the best anon in /mtfg/ hands down.
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>>5691670
Soon™.
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>>5691694
that's not true, but i'm glad you have confidence in yourself
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>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQm8qpexnjo
BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB
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>>5691683
so she can lean over ever 5 min and tell me how masculine she is? I would rater eat my own face
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>>5691663
meet up and befriend a trip from cali

alternatively move to oregon and be apart of the tranny mecca
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wen u succ just right and he coom on ur teetos

mmmmmmm
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>>5691663
Stop being mean to so many people.
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>>5691694
You have to knock me and my aus friend off the throne first
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I'm a vain little shit that can't cope with any of my flaws.
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>>5691710
please do
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>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6qpNUHjIC4

Don't kill me.
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Well my dad is over so no girly stuff all week
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>>5691674
Not gonna shit ya here,
I'm getting my daily dose of conspiracy theory in.

It's good entertainment!
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>>5691718
how about i knock you up instead fucc boii
fill your butt with so much girlie cumm that you'll give birth to slimer
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>>5691722
SAME
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>>5691710
isnt that what you'd do if you hung out with anyone?
>>5691714
>move to oregon and be apart of the tranny mecca

do not follow this advice, fuck off we're full
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>>5691628
w-why do you hate britain ;-;
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>>5691674

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQjMsCnpgiw
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>>5691738
No thanks
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>>5691742
>tfw you'll never have anyone to sing patriot british songs with while drinking heavily

RUUUUUUUUULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>5691714
>inviting kayla to the portland meme team
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>>5691748
too late ;-;
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>>5691746
who is that boy
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>>5691741
>isnt that what you'd do if you hung out with anyone?
no, i would crack jokes, talk about memeorable moments, talk about current stuff in our lives, try to go do something fun like fishing or going to Dave And busters, its like a adult chucke cheese with a full bar.
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>>5691714
fucking dont do that please kayla
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>>5691674
https://youtu.be/gt-2Ijppbiw
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>>5691750
meme team assemble
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>tfw too good at video games to pass
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>>5691750
gem has no power and is nice to everyone

dont listen to her, no kayla's ALLOWED

>>5691758
feel like you'd just complain that you dont pass the whole time and post on /mtfg/ about how everyone around u passes and how its TRIGGERING u retard
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>>5691710
you could try to out masculine each other while dressed as girly as possible
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>tfw you eat too much and feel like ur gonna die
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>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjvIZJkLvfA
>tfw too good at video memes to pass
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>>5691780
Just stick your finger down your throat like me.
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im honestly going to hit gem when she gets home for inviting kayla to portland, like, not a joke

this is how domestice abuse happens

>>5691769
meme teme
>>5691762
this
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>>5691735
>oi son wots all this makeup shit then
>u wot m8 that aint mine say it to me face i'll hook ye in the gabba
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>>5691683
"[I'd hang out with Kayla just long enough] to let her come out of her shell and call her a faggot" - faye
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>>5691790
it's not your fault she deserves it
a e s T B H e t i c s
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>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en04wG0cDTI
>>5691769
me in the white striped shirt
>>5691781
>not listening to the masketta man's magnum opus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws
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>>5691791
>THA FOK YE SEY'N CUNT?
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>>5691790
she deserves it senpai
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>>5691663
Stop being so twofaced. you tend to act nice sometimes, then randomly throw an attack at someone random not even evolved in attempt to defend your topic.
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>>5691790
how much is a greyhound ticket to portland?
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>>5691771
I don't act like I do here in real life.

>>5691773
Like sign up to mud wrestle faye at a bar? That would be fun, out pops the tits, the guys go wild, then our cocks fly out and the whole place goes quiet
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>>5691781
>>5691803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq3hsb7v-VY

O U T D A T E D M E M E M U S I C
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>>5691787
see that's what I normally do but my doctors don't want me to do that and keep track of every single detail of my vitals to make sure I'm not lying

>oh anon, it looks like your pulse fluctuated a lot more than recently, have you thrown up in the past day or two?
>no
>okay so then why is your blood pressure inconsistent
>why do you weigh less than last week

>>5691813
more than a blackhound and less than a whitehound :^)
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>>5691813
depends from where
>>5691815
prove me wrong them, where in cali do you live? we might be going to AX in july

wanna go out for coffee? i think u probably do
>>5691810
im aware
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>>5691790
n-no
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>>5691823
what is AX?
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>>5691815
something about all of that unnerves and disgusts me greatly
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>>5691815
yeah that kind of deal
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>tfw you check yourself in the mirror
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>>5691823
from san bernardino, ca
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>>5691830
anime expo
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>>5691830
animeexp

ur not invited to that

u are invited to a wonderful starbucks coffee date, your dime
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>>5691813
From LA it's $85-100
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>>5691822
>see that's what I normally do but my doctors don't want me to do that and keep track of every single detail of my vitals to make sure I'm not lying
sometimes i switch it up by not eating too
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>>5691847
$100 is all it would cost to send kayla to portland? lol
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>>5691658
at least you replied to my funny image yume
all i want to do is impress you anyways
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>>5691841
>tfw check yourself in the mirror and get a boner
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>>5691842
i mean u have the internet dont you
they have a price calculator
>>5691862
cute
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>>5691841
Ah yes, I too often see the crudely drawn ass of a demon when I look in the mirror.

Where exactly do these images come from, anyways? Is this like a Christian coloring book or something?
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>>5691866
that's never happened to me,
although I have fapped in front of a mirror before
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i am obsessed with MEMES
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Finished my bag of donuts, yet I still feel empty.
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>>5691851
>don't eat for a day or two
>binge every other day and purge
>don't gain weight
>still feel fat
>have terrible abdominal cramps
>no energy
>almost pass out when doing anything
that's what I'm used to doing and it hasn't really worked for me

it's just eating a normal amount when you're not used to it makes the stomach stretch and is really uncomfortable, not to mention the fact that I have to fight intense nausea after almost every single meal

>>5691871
ancient shitposting
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>>5691871
Something like that, yes.
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>>5691847
I literally took around trip flight from LAX to Portland for under 140 dollars with all taxes around trip.


I am going for a walk. Don't fight with the autism.
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>>5691877
well then you've come to the right place
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>>5691889
Eat small portions frequently throughout the day.
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>>5691845
>ur not invited to that
ouch, mean, I never went to an expo in my life
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>>5691905
I know, it just feels like I'm eating all the time, and my nutritionist's meal plan for me has three meals and two snacks, so I can't really just go small portions all the way or I won't hit the goal
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>>5691889
>that's what I'm used to doing and it hasn't really worked for me
That's because it's not how you diet properly or sustainably. Just eat breakfast, dinner, and some low cal snacks during the day. Nuts and vegetables and fruits. Keep it under 1600 every day and under 1200 if you can.
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yumes really not that funny and shes got a weird dick :)
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>>5691912
how about this

if coffee goes well u can go to AX with us
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>>5691897
any problems going through security, boarding w male ID?
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>>5691921
okay, sure, where is the expo? and when? do I need tickets?
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>>5691920
don't be a bully
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>>5691920
f off hailey u disinfo agent
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>>5691931
to get in stupid event? yes
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>>5691917
>Keep it under 1600 every day and under 1200
I'm trying to gain weight you nigger not lose it
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>>5691921
Yume, you wanna go to comic on with me?
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>>5691935
when is it so I can see how much the tickets cost
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>>5691921
You're making a horrible mistake.
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>>5691922
I have a female id and a micro penis so no one even flags me.

>>5691931
If you go to AX, lets meet up. I might go this year if I haven't moved out of LA.

>>5691941
anime expo LA

go see, I doubt you will want to go though.
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>>5691936
Sheeeit. Well good luck with that.

Wanna trade bodies for a day? I'll plump you up good and you can empty me out.
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>>5691932
its not bullying its just a meme
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>>5691931
uh yeah its animexpo i think u can just buy tickets at the door, its in LA

we're gonna be driving down to it from portland
>>5691938
uh yeah sure why not

where and when and who's paying?
>>5691942
nice gimpshop
>>5691943
nothing could possibly go wrong on my end
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>>5691952
is bullying
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>>5691938
in san diego right?
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>>5691791
>no school
>put on thigh highs, a bra and some makeup and wrap myself in a blanket on the couch playing vidyas in the dark
>dad bursts through the door home from work early
>stay absolutely still
>walks right past me
>why's it so dark down here anon, are you ok? you look like you have a black eye
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>>5691950
ew like a liposuction transfer of fat? that doesn't sound healthy m8
now if u excus me I have to play xylophone with my ribs
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>>5691943
I'd go just to see kayla irl
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>>5691954
huh?
>>5691958
stop oppressing me
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>>5691967

Dads are always assblasted butthurt when their kid is trans.
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Anyways I am going for my work out now.

If I don't post on here by tomorrow, I would strongly urge all New Hampshire voters to vote for God-Emperor Trump. It is time we end all this PC bullshit and legalize, full automatic guns, weed, and build a wall.
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pls don't convince kayla to move to portland,

we have enough autists.

ty
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>>5691984
You're right, but he was that oblivious.
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>>5691973
photoshop
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>>5691949
I've heard of a reddit trans girl that flies w male id
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why don't everyone here meet up at AX and go as anime girls, I will wear a tomato hoodie
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>>5691991
maybe her and yume would kill each other
win win
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>>5691991
but she will finally fit in and make friends and leave us alone
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God, carnival is shit. Everyone is out drinking until they pass out, and everyone hooks up in the most disgusting way possible. And they give you the stink eye if you're not in a costume. Like buying some cheap 10 dollar bodysuit resembles any sort of culture.

Fuck, the only good thing this evening were fries with mayonnaise.
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>>5691954

I'm in Portland as well and have been thinking about riving down for that.
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>>5692001
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>>5692000
no
>>5692001
no
>>5691971
no
>>5691954
no
>>5691815
no
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>>5692000
>£1000~ for the flights alone
id love to go to america but its not financially viable rn
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>>5692008
contact info?

we could car pool or something if ur not a psycho
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>>5692001

yume doesn't seem bad really, kayla has been shitting up my life since /cd/

>>5692002

yeah but i dont even want to risk the possibility of being in her social circles
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>>5691991
It is more sjw than autism, but idk I would like to move there one day for a few years. Nothing too long though. I think why I am not attracted to Portland that much is how fucking right wing i am. I maybe socially liberal, but you know I stilol want the muzzies out.

>>5692000
no, I will most likely be living in Phoenix, Seattle, Portland or inawoods by the time AX comes around.

Anyways bye now but this time forsure. I had to find my ear buds.
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>>5692014
why not, we could talk to some animators and get our very own mtfg anime made into a real show
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>>5692000
>tfw going to anime convention with qt gf as anime girls (well I'll be load galax who is a boy sort of)
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>>5692025

Kayla, you would not make it in Seattle. Trust me, I've lived in both there is no way you'll make it in Seattle. You would legit die or just live a very shitty life.
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>>5692028
an mtfg anime would be pretty awesome desu
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>>5691992
He just wants you to think he doesn't know so that when he rapes you he won't be a suspect.
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>>5692000
the hype keeps building
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>>5692025
Wanting muslims out is just logical. They don't like the entirety of the lgbt community.
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>meeting Kayla irl

I can't think of anything that would disgust me more
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>>5692039
I remember going to seattle for work related, last day I visited the boardwalk, drove around and ended up at the space needle. shame I didn't go up the thing
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>>5692039
Melly isn't Kayla and Melly brags about how she has been to all those places and more. She stays with her friends and family so if she moves up to any one of those places odds are she will have the support network to make it up there.
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So just got back from my endo, decided to keep me off of all t blockers because 4mg of estrogen is enough to keep my levels low, nervous tho, feel like it will creep back up to how it was before and ill lose my progress :/ dont have bloodwork for another 3 months to check either
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>>5692054
I seriously can't imagine why anyone would meet up with Kayla

I really hope Gem and Yume are trolling her.
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>>5692054
>implying kayla isnt an irl anime in person
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>Wanting muslims out is just logical. They don't like the entirety of the lgbt community.

and the fact that they refuse to assimilate into western society at all.
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>>5692071
>>5692052
forgot to quote
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>tfw in less than 2 weeks you'll be living in metro portland on the MAX

aaaaaa soon
>>5692071
hey whoah there buddy that sounds like something a KKK NAZI RACIST BIGOT FASCIST REPUBLICAN CONSERVATIVE NAZI NAZI NAZI would say..... you're not one of them are you?
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>>5692071
>and the fact that they refuse to assimilate into western society at all.
This. Many won't even allow their kids to talk to you unless you are of their religion.
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>>5692079
Fucking triple nazis
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>>5692079
not sure if you're memeing me desu senpai :(
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yummy is my girlfriend
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>>5692068
when I first got to mtfg kay was complaining about not being able to buy a bra, and I seriously wanted to help, but kayla did the "you have to look good enough otherwise I don't want to be seen with you" attitude
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>tfw got an interview about being a database admin today
quick what do I need to know!
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>>5692103
NORMALIZE IT
AND THEN NORMALIZE IT AGAIN
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>>5692102
Lmao like anyone would want to be seen with him and his disgusting skull dressed like a granny.
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>>5691984
Mine wasn't :|

>>5692106
*barf*
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>>5692103
Trip on jörmo
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>>5692091
yes
>>5692090
nazi nazi nazi nazi kkk bigot get her fired from her job what are you a KLANSMAN do you OWN SLAVES?? HUH BIGOT?

get out of my face racist..... u have a different world view than me? RACIST PIECE OF SHIT GET HIM FIRED FROM HIS JOB
>>5692103
upload all the data to public domain and bring a gun to work pull the fire alarm and then as everyone is funneling out start shooting them in the back of the head
>>5692024
>>5692008
nigger gimmie info
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>>5692115
fuck me im retarded
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>>5692121
rip 8ree gone but nor forgotten
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>>5692115
are you trying to collect every trans girl in portland?
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Ugh that was the strangest anxiety attack
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>>5692114
l i t e r a l l y w h o
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>>5692133
you can never have enough friends
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>tfw apparently have a baby face
Feels good desu
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nvm kayla im pretty sure you've threatened to kill me if you ever saw me irl at one point and ur kinda crazy sometimes so im not sure what you're going to do if we meet irl

prob not a good idea
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Ugh im in love with my best friend, this sucks. Hes the first guy I came out to and we've been besties since high school and then he said he loves me and always has,and I feel the same, but he's already in a relationship and his girls got a kid on the way.. Hes all i can think about though. Thiss sucks.
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>>5692022
>>5692115

I don't like posting contact info on a 4chan thread. Got kik or skype? I'll add you. Even a throwaway email would work.
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>>5692149
>not knowing you have a baby face
>not being carded when you're in your mid twenties
>not having some ticket girl at the theater ask how old you are when you go to the movies
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>>5692159
I would probably kill you too if I ever met you tbhon
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>>5692165
[email protected]
>>5692167
i want to have a street fight with you
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>>5692040
Yeah, we could all be miscreants living in an abandoned school fighting with each other and doing drugs and the mayor heard about us and decides to fix the school up and we can be trained to be smart girls. We would fix the school up, get into random misadventures and learn about friendship and hard work. Plus all the characters will be based on us. So I could be the one in the tomato costume causing problems and then acting cute to save my own skin.
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>>5692143
Don't give me that shit. Now come play train sims with me
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>>5692179
But you aren't cute
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>>5692159
you know gem is going to be disappointed you said this
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>>5692193
i dont want to be almost murdered by someone
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>>5692191
but the characters can be how we feel we are and they would act like we do here.
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>>5692179
Sorry but I see the "Tell me your secrets" And all I can think of is the classic Katawa Shoujo meme of the very same thing,
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>>5692173
Bar room brawl or nothing. I would punch you so hard your grandkids will have black eyes.
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>>5692195
I thought we were just going to drink coffee and talk
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>>5692197
You don't act cute either.

Remove yourself miss cock
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>tfw gf doesn't have a current gen pokemon game so we can't trade to evolve pokemon
;_;
the suffering
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>>5692159
this. kayla is one of those people who is the definition of fake and psycho. I would never want to be in a room alone with her because you never know when the bipolar/schizo act will happen and she'll come at you with a knife or something
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>>5692205
She doesn't want her and gem to be raped and murdered you sick fuck.
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>>5692199
this is making me t rage

i want to fight someone right now

imma go wrestle my roommate brb
>>5692205
p sure you've threatened my life before

if you wanted to go out with a bang surely the best way would be goin psycho at a starbucks and killing some loser mtfg trip(s)
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>>5692210
What? I met up with melly and all we did was talk and watch a movie, then the second time we went to a mexican bar and ate nachos and drank margaritas.
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i'm sorry i think i'll take a break from memeing for a little while, later tonight i'll be back

i've been at it all day bby
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>>5692211
I think kayla is probably big chicken irl
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>tfw you got a week of working out and eating better to make up for super bowl weekend
Monday down. Those hot wings will be made use to fill out muh bubble butt.
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>>5692215
didnt she stand you up and shade you behind your back, like, multiple times?
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>>5692226
Talking to yourself again?
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>>5692215
like I said. this mood you're currently in is your "fake" persona. its only the matter of minutes from you to go from this to threatening us all and telling everyone to go fuck themselves. without a doubt you have been one of the ones whos posted as anon saying "I seriously wish I could kill some of you"
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>tfw ywn be a futa and dock with another futa
jdimsa
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>>5692213
>tfw you think Yume is an annoying cancerous cunt online but you can tell she'd be cool irl from the few posts her real self shines through
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>>5692195
I could just meet with her myself?
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>Tfw transitioning is taking so much of my shitty ass job's money I can barely afford to feed myself ontop of everything else
I am so fucking hungry but I have 0 food in the house and no money to get more till Friday, being trans is the worst.
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>>5692235
I never anon post and I don't act like I do here in real life.

>>5692226
No
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>>5692251
Sounds like a fantastic way to get yourself killed
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>tfw ur full of sphagetti
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>>5692248
Elanna pls dont be so lewd
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>>5692264
pasketti is tasty
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>>5692256
>I never anon post
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>>5692256
>I never anon post
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>>5692251
thats really not a good idea

unless you have a death/dox wish
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>>5692264
give me the spaghetti, give it to me.
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>>5692251
if she hurts you i will rain down fucking fiery vengeance and will not care about anything
>>5692255
idk if you've ever read my night time posts but thats when i actually act serious and shit

not sure why its always specifically night time, but yeah
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>>5692256
>I never anon post
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hey yall gib me strength
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>>5692266
No! I wanna be a futa, can't I dream?
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>>5692256
>I never anon post
You've been caught multiple times replying to your own posts as Anon
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>>5692286
Do you ever eat 'gators?
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>>5692209
>pokemon game
I feel so old again
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>>5692286
*puts hands up*
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>>5692296
found a way
the new edition has online trade hub
with random trade and specific stuff
got a mewtwo for a kapador and a kadabra for a kadabra :3
the internet is a wonderful place
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>>5692274
god damn my fucking side

just the one

the other is crying

*parp*
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>>5692286
you got it!

>>5692279
fair enough :)
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>>5692294
sometimes

>>5692297
how far are u from melbourne?

>>5692304
ty gem
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>>5692297
Is that your exercise for the week?
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>>5692309
What do they taste like?
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>>5692286
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ANNE TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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>tfw u dont have much of a real personality
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>>5692279
is it bc thats when I get home :?
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>>5692320
like gator. idk its kinda chicken-ish but certain parts have a texture more like fish. its pretty good stuff.

>>5692321
i will cherish this. you will not be forgotten in the quickening.
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>>5692326
maybe
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>>5692309
>how far are u from melbourne?
o-only 1682kms
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>>5692300
mew :3
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>>5692344
gf is getting me a mew tomorrow, gamestop has a givaway cause 20 years pokemon ^-^
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imma split for a few weeks, you guys are bullies
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>>5692340
cool.
where should i move
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>>5692352
cya tomorrow
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>>5692352
See you tomorrow
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>>5692303
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>>5692332
have u tried making gator gumbo?
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>>5692355
h-how about down the street from me so I don't have to travel too far
idk, I like brisbane and I liked sydney but I dont really know anything about melbourne or adelaide or perth
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>>5692286
I've got you senpai!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqsb-1QCmXo
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>>5692362
What am I looking at here?
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>>5692376
Kayler pretending to be another tripfag but forgetting to change trips
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>>5692364
nah but im sure it'd be pretty good in a gumbo if u use the right cut.

>>5692372
ohhh okay. idk where to go but i will figure it out. maybe in the outback with the dingos and koalas!

>>5692374
is this anime?
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>>5692376
"wants to go out girlmode" was trip kayla made up and posted all these cd youtube videos w tips on hot to go out in girlmode
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>>5692372
Setting up your next rape victim are we Sheen? Got space in your refrigerator for another body next to kira's?
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>>5692388
Yes.
30 sai no hoken. It's freaking hilarious.
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>>5692266
>draenei
>no horse cock

How do you mess something up that badly?
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>>5692348
>mfw people are still asking me if I have any at work when we ran out in the first week
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>>5692352
hopefully you will learn how to do your makeup and how to dress yourself in that time
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>>5692352
>Le I'm the victim maymay
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>>5692388
>ohhh okay. idk where to go but i will figure it out. maybe in the outback with the dingos and koalas!
but there are bunyips and hoop snakes and dropbears in the outback D:

>>5692390
leave me alone you psycho
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>>5692352
>you guys are bullies
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>>5692389
Hahah, what the fuck.
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>>5692397
i seeeeeeee

>>5692419
the spirit of the wilderness prtects me
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>>5692406
austria is pretty slowpoke and gamestop is more a niche market than something that gets stormed by people during an event
based austrian patriotism to "local" game stores
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I miss feeling overwhelming sadness. I really miss the feeling of helplessness and anxiety that I used to struggle with daily.
Now I feel nothing. I have the occasional fit of sadness and the occasional feeling of joy, but most times I just feel disconnected, like I'm not really living my life. I wouldn't say I'm suffering from depersonalization, because I know I'm in control of my actions and what not, but at the same time I don't.
I'm premones, and for the longest time, actually since I can remember, I've wanted to be a woman ( >woman ), but here recently I haven't felt that desire. I'm probably just rambling, but I miss my constant dysphoria. I still have dysphoria, but it comes in waves and they usually go away after a few hours or a day.
Am I still depressed, or is this something new?
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>>5692420
>its a "kylo whines about other people talking shit while giving everyone else shit for no good reason" episode

pic related is my face when, also do i pass
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>>5692433
>mfw I offered this person from this local homo gamer group a code through a message and he went mental about how eb games is shit and he has a real job so he cant come and get one
>>5692441
Kaylo Ren
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>>5692434
Sounds like depression to me senpai. That's how it was for me anyway.
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is it normal to want be held at all times
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>>5692453
lmao wat
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>>5692456
>tfw never been hugged properly for more than a few seconds
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>>5692456
yes, although for me it usually varies a lot in intensity

being held is the best feeling
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>>5692475
what is it like
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>>5692432
I could come visit and then we can drive around hunting guzzolene and dinky di dog food
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>>5692434
truth be told I miss getting hit by my ex's. at least they made me feel something
>>5692461
yeah internet dwellers have become the new vegans where they need to tell everyone how much they have eb games because of some idiot in a shithole part of New South Whales was an alleged abusive district manager, so now the whole company is evil and we are using their money to resurrect Hitler.

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2015/07/inside-eb-games-when-the-dream-job-becomes-a-nightmare/
people are still clinging to this clickbait
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>>5692481
im gonna move to bartertown.
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>>5692456
i guess i mean i feel it
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>>5692480
imagine feeling warm comfortable and at home, but 1000 fold

Basically imagine getting that warm fuzzy feeling but over your entire body

its enough to make a girl melt
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DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU DIDN'T SUCC A PROUD TRANS WOMAN'S DICC TODAY YOU ARE LITERALLY A BIGOT
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>>5692534
guess im good >:3
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>>5692534
what if I gave one a kissu

does that count at all
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>tfw no cuddle buddy
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>>5692534
Anyone in the Edmonton area wanna help me be tolerant and accepting?
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>>5692561
S U N D A Y
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>>5692248
Elanna, don't regret all the weird dick-based sex acts that you never did before getting SRS, look forward to all the weird cunt-based sex acts you can do now that you have had SRS.
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>>5692566
>ywn have tentacle based sex
;_;
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>>5692164
Is there any non-weird way for a person to inquire about the possibility of a poly relationship?
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>>5692558
you never posted that pic for me
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>>5692198
I'm pretty sure this is the meme-progenitor, for what it's worth.
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>>5692583
That's not how it works.....
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>>5692565
o///o;

>>5692566
B-but I still wasn't a futa before SRS. That's what I'm sad about ;~;
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>tfw no Gutts husbando
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>>5692534
why would i need to do that when i have aesthetics???
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>>5692583
A good poly relationship requires you to be able to bluntly bring up that sort of thing.
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>>5692591
if i do will you hold me
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>>5692561
ALBERTA
L
B
E
R
T
A

Great province, I'm torn between ditching Ontario for either Alberta or America.
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>>5692617
i wish i could always be holding you maddie
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>>5692289
There's always these things; penis when you want it, vagina when you don't.
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>>5692617
yes of course
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>>5692628
If you like being employed then Alberta is a bad place to go right now.
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>>5692630
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why is pokemon so based MtFg ?
>>5692488
lol
our local chains have a pretty good grip on the market when it comes to basically everything electronic related
only our pc hardware chain went bankrupt last year , RIP :(
>>5692634
10/10 would recommend
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>>5692637
Weed man will save the Canadian oil industry, I'm sure of it.

Employment is pretty awful in Ontario too.
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>>5692579
Pneumatic soft-robots are a thing, you know:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkPeF-sYQ-0
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>>5692644
>10/10 would recommend
god you are agp
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>>5692488
>evil
>resurrecting Hitler
pick one
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>tfw no ymue to hold u yet
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>>5692648
I saw BC's premier on the news yesterday claiming we have enough jobs for the people fleeing Alberta. Not sureI believe that though.
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>>5692634
No I think you misunderstand. Futas have both at once ;~~~;
>tfw ywn be a futa 69ing another futa and docking your tinklervags together

>>5692628
Why Alberta? It's cold, and there's no work.
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>>5692655
It's not AGP if cis-girls like using them too.
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>tfw manly nose to mouth distance
>tfw small man lips
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6LwBv-VjX8
I will buy this for whoever promises to put the dildo end in their butte once per day for me
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this thread is being really cute right now imo
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>>5692674
My sex toys are for the strongest and you of the weakest, traveller.
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>>5692674
claimed
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>>5692668
only one kind of girl dresses like a guy has guy interests acts and looks like a guy and misses their penis
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>>5692688
You're a rascal.
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>>5692689
post full address right now in the thread pls
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>>5692688
Potion seller I'm transitioning into a woman and I need your strongest hormones!
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>>5692717
ill actually get a po box tomorrow if you're serious
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>>5692717
oh wait 4 hours fug
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>>5692717
Is that the same thing, or a different teledildo?
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>>5692722
Just having funsies. I'm completely broke, sorry.
;_;
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this kitten is just too cute
she's too gentle and sweet to survive in the wild
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>>5692688
>>5692701
>>5692720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzSCsbtbiGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHOphiWyVkI
I low key have a crush on Justin.
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>>5692737
supron?
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>>5692607
any good relationship is built on honest communication
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>>5692737
POS BOOLG
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>>5692665
>>5692603
Oh no, no misunderstanding, I've spent enough time on /d/ to know that; I'm just trying to come up with compromise solutions. Outside of ftm-style surgery I don't think there's much that can really be done, I'm afraid. (The rare mtf-SRS surgeon might be convinced to leave the penis in tact and create a vagina by scrotal inversion or such, but I think it's too late for that.) Maybe that'll be different in the future as lab-growing organs gets more developed, though. (I hope I'm not taking this too literally and going to a weird place with this if you've been joking, it's hard for me to tell sometimes.)
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>>5692737
lol we can see ur underpants
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>>5692737
fat as fuck lol lose some weight, I hope ur not a transbian or i'd be afraid ur gonna eat that pussy
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>>5692717
>tfw noone to tame my pre-transition butthole over long distance and make me forget mirrors are real
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>>5692737
love that cute little sissy clit
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>>5692737
is that your actual skin color? woah
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>>5692741
sadly Idk when I'll be able to get srs, gotta take care of health stuff first, I just stay tucked like all the time to better ignore my junk and my heel is pushing stuff up more in that pic

>>5692747
wut

>>5692751
so wut,
they're cute constellation ones

>>5692757
fuk u, I've worked really hard to get to and maintain this weight and I'm pretty happy with it

>>5692769
wut

>>5692772
wut
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>>5692785
uh but i see ur pussy right there?

did u photoshop that or smth
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ever have one of those days where everything you do feels like a terrible mistake?
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>>5692785
yeah it looks like ur bed is workin really hard to maintain ur weight too lol
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>>5692802
Yeah they usually start by waking up
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>>5692785
teach me how to tuck so well it looks like a vag pls
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>>5692769
I'm not good at female anatomy, this is the clit right?
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>>5692808
post boi pucci
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>>5692814
n-no
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>>5692748
I was memeing, but I do honestly appreciate the thought. ;~;
All things considered it would probably really suck if for some odd reason there was a legit case of someone wanting to be a futa. I doubt many surgeons would attempt futa surgery.
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>>5692807
most of my days don't include self harm and flirting with exs
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>>5692831
Most of my days involve torturing myself with old, painful memories and flirting with the only person to whom I can express any form of emotions
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>>5692822
I'm going to take your boi pucci by force then
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>>5692831
>>5692861
Most of my days are spent chilling out, maxin', relaxin all cool, showing Miss Cock to the boys around /b/
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>>5692662
Might as well say "please gibe MPs" outright.
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>>5692825
I mean, I honestly would kind of like that. Not enough to get surgery done (the same way I feel about regular SRS), but it'd be pretty great to be born like that. (It'd be pretty great to be born a regular cis-girl too.) That may or may not make me a gross AGP fetishist, I don't know. Probably.

(There actually are a few people that have had neovaginas constructed without getting rid of their penises, apparently. The only one I've seen images of I believe was more of a do it yourself body-mod thing than real professional surgery though, and it was kind of... not so appealing looking.)
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>>5692867
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Did any of you guys do genital electrolysis prior to SRS? I've been doing weekly 2 hour sessions for like 5 or 6 months, getting really sick of this shit.
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>>5692893
nope, thankfully
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>>5692890
rape nigga I'm talking about rape, at your place of work, in front of your coworkers, dry, no rubber
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>>5692893
I've always heard that that's standard if you don't want hair growing in your vagina, although I don't have personal experience to back that up.
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>>5692901
depends on surgeon, some remove the hair during surgery
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>>5692901
Some surgeons don't require it. I'm not trying to get out of it though, I want to get the best result possible. I just felt like crying about it to you guys.
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>>5692791
tucking plus my heel pushing stuff in, ur just seeing my mons

>>5692803
wut

>>5692808
Idk, I push my balls up and pull back all my junk and loose skin as much as I can towards my ass
also I have like multiple pairs of undies on, pic related, and try to coordinate which ones I use for best effect, also as mentioned above ur mostly seeing my mons being pushed in by my heel
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>>5692905
I think all should typically do the follicle severing thing, but its safer to double tap basically. Anyways I'm going with Meltzer, and he requires it.
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>>5692898
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>>5692910
I'm saying that you are fat enough that even a bedframe would have to put work into holding your weight, hence "maintaining" yuor weight. fuckin fatties are so stupid
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>>5692910
i wanna touch ur pussy
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>>5692910
great...now I have to go fap, thanks anon I just fapped literally 3 minutes ago
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>>5692928
It's the three layers of panties that does it for you, right?
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>>5692914
depends on what tissue is used I guess
for mine it was better not to get it because scrotal skin can shrink and get a bit weird due to hair removal prior to surgery
still not puking hairballs tho so I'm happy ^^
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>>5692921
when I say I've worked hard to reach and maintain my weight and that I'm pretty happy with it I mean that I've had trouble being underweight and not eating enough and it's rlly hard to eat enough to gain/maintain weight

>>5692926
she is pretty fuzzy and soft
idk how much bigger she'll actually get either

>>5692928
gross
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>>5692944
I know how hard it can be, I'm anorexic.

still doesn't make being that overweight okay, it's like saying you're a bit chilly and jumping into a fire to feel better haha
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>>5692921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-46iroU1E
So who else is going?
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>>5692953
>I'm anorexic
then not to be judgmental but u probably have a warped view of weight

s'okay by me, I'm pretty happy with my weight right now and am just trying to keep it up
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