Shit tier blowjob stories

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I'm bored and I want to know I'm not the only one suffering in this world.
Blowjobs from guys, girl, eh it don't matter. So long as there was sucking and a distinct lack of satisfaction, it's all fair game! I'll start
>Be me, 19 male
>Inb4 >Being you
>Try looking for hookups through grindr and CL because I'm bored
>Find a guy, he's local, says he's a great sucker
>Brags about not having a gag reflex, says he could easily take being throat fucked
>K sure we'll see
>Day of meet up
>I hop in his car
>He starts sucking
>Except imagine a blowjob right
>Now take out the part where it's nice and wet and replace it with teeth
>And take out the part where there's suction and replace it with more teeth
>Have to pull his head off of me to save my Johnson
>Insists I throat fuck him
>This gon' be bad
>It was
>TEETH CITY BITCH TEETH TEETH CITY BITCH
>HOPE YOU LIKE INCISORS 'CUZ IT'S ALL YOU GON' GET BITCH
>Pull out again, jerk it, cum on his face, hop out the car and leave