/GayGen/ Disco Edition
Ok, real talk, you don't have to enjoy bottoming but try to get a little more comfortable with the idea so you can at least figure out whether or not you actually enjoy it. Maybe in the shower fiddle with the rim of your bp or something I dunno
As long as you don't post your shitty fucking porn
>talking to a guy online
>he asks "So what kind of music are you into?"
> v a p o r w a v e fâm I'm so nxtlvl
>wow nice memegenre faggot I can't believe you're still single
I thought gay guys are nice and classy
For the consideration of those that missed them in the last thread. I will not post stomach, as my abs are barely visible due to holiday overeating. I even have a gross layer of fat blocking the bottom ones completely.
>one table spoon of lube
I don't know why, but that made me laugh. I only ask because we're both inexperienced. So I guess if it gets to the point where we have sex, I want to know what I'm doing.
I guess you have a point, there. I guess part of the issue is I feel embarrassed and uncomfortable with the idea and I'm not really sure how to get over it.
I type like this sometimes because I think it's funny but lately I've accidentally used terms like read for filth and slay a bit in real life and I'm worried I won't be able to control it anymore
How did you take a pic of my legs?
Again it really just comes down to playing with yourself prior. Bottles of lube aren't really expensive, so maybe buy one and play around. See what you think is comfortable amounts.
Don't worry so much about inexperience, actually take some pride in it, you're both inexperienced and going to experience the awkwardness together.
Are you comfortable grabbing/groping your ass? If not, get comfortable. When you're in the shower, using body wash, wash your fucking ass because otherwise it's nasty as shit (why do you think straight guys have skidmarks) and you should also get used to being in that area.
Bruh, I carry heavy shit constantly and wear pants all the time. I'm thinking of using a speedo and doing some tanning this year. I brown fast but only my torso and maybe my lower legs ever get brown.
pls post more kleppe to deter fatposting ty
>Go back to being a gfur posting fag and not a attention whore fag.
i've always been a bit of both tbqh, back when femgen was alive and not tranny-lite gen.
>I call my sister a fujoshit all the time because of how into it she was when i told her I was gay
She is gay for your dick. Call her a degenerate fag who won't carry on the family bloodline. :^)
I just woke up and my skin is covered in a red itchy rash.
I phoned the NHS helpline and they told me to cover myself in aqueous cream so now I feel like I'm covered in lube and I'm itchy and red and blotchy
>when you want to dump gay fur and you do because it's the right kind of gay fur that any upstanding citizen would delight in
>Again it really just comes down to playing with yourself prior.
Ugh there's no way of getting out of this, is there?
>you're both inexperienced and going to experience the awkwardness together.
You're right. That's kind of a relief.
>Are you comfortable grabbing/groping your ass?
No, really isn't. Additionally, playing with yourself will make you more comfortable with your body, so that's a huge plus even if you wind up not liking anal.
First time (both playing with yourself + sex) isn't going to be magical and perfect, just warning you.
Tell your big dick qt3.14 that you are a bit uncomfortable with ass play, but you want to try for him. Tell him that it's okay to play with your ass a bit, like fondling it when you're making out, or giving the rim a good rub when you 69. Just make sure that you wash well so your asshole doesn't have shit on it. I like to use paper until I cannot see anything on it, then use a few wipes to get it entirely clean, feels goodman.
It sounds like your main problem is just the embarrassment/uncomfortability of having never played with your ass before. As a guy that was once in a similar situation, just get over it and try it. Do not push too hard to try to like it, and take things slow, but still try it. Even if you cannot hands free orgasm, an orgasm while being fucked by your crush (I don't know if you love him, but if you do, that makes it even better) is one of the best things you will ever experience.
Also, this: >>5686805
You get fat and take a job that involves you working with your mother and spiral in depression only to wake up from a nap on sunday (cause you have been sleeping all day) and microwave some burritos and post on 4chan
I guess that's a good way to look at it. I'd probably have to have a drink or two before even trying the first time anyway. If I decide to.
I don't think I've never been in love before, but I really, really, really like him if that counts for something. But it actually sounds like it might not be so bad when you put it like that.
It feels kind of weird picturing doing that shit with him when I've only just kissed him the one time, though. Still, I guess I could give it a try.
gaygen senpai. im so bored. entertain me. tell me cute bf stories.
My thighs aren't crazy hairy but I still like them ^_^
okay i'll tell you story
>be le edgy twink
>go into hitler discord
>hear booger talking about sissy cummies and balls
>leave and never come back
>that feel when you sick your pup on a stupid girly catboy and have him beat him up for your pleasure
Feels good man
>casual hook ups
wow that's rich anon maybe you should stop being such a slut you know?
PURE IN STABLE MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP GAY BOYS ONLY BELOW THIS LINE
(>tfw no bf virgins begrudgingly accepted too)
>there are people on gaygen who don't love daddy's cummies
I had a dream about a guy I like.
We were walking to class together like we always do. Then he pulled me to him and kissed me. It was all so vivid and felt real till I woke up. Then I just cried when I woke up and have been feeling fucked up since then.
I want to be fucked by all the men of the corleone family
GG is becoming AIDSGEN with all of this bullshit.
Fuck, I see the same stupid fucking trips. The same fucking furries. The same stupid sluts being vapid as shit.
Damn it there has got to be a better way to talk to other dudes than this shit.
Where the fuck are the sane, romantically inclined, qt vers that wants to build a life long relationship together with?
I'm starting to think half the dudes here are mentally deranged and a quarter of the dudes IRL are the same.
>have 3 convo's going on grindr right now
got my magick back
>poorly made furfag fursona
>poorly made furfag fursona on four chan
>poorly made furfag fursona on four chan ITT
>mfw viewing poorly made furfag fursona on four chan ITT
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF YOU QUADRUPLE NIGGGGGGGGGER!!!!
>all this anti-degeneracy posting
do you not know where you are?
go back to red dit if this shit bothers you.
I'm so bored I'm listening to Rameau, making charts and working at 4am on a Saturday.
Why do you work graveyard? Work dayshifts. I worked graveyard for a bit, but worked daytime most of my life. I actually work evening shift recently, it's kind of easier than day or night.
What do you fags think of bald qts?
Do you think they age well?
I know that feel. I just want a qt3.14 that I can have long discussions about literature or physics theorems, and have sex whenever. Maybe wrestle for 'top' and even though I'll lose purposefully most of the time, occasionally I'll put my years of training to use just for a change of pace.
I work with a bald qt, but he is straight, or maybe bi, so I do not want. He showed interest after I left a dildo out on accident when I invited him over to smoke some weed, and he made some comments later when we were smoking at his place. I just do not want a bi or straight guy. I am way too manly to risk hurting myself with a dude that wants to bang chicks.
Did anybody else find that twink anon that was embarrassed to let his qt bf into his butt really cute and endearing? I'm also wondering if maybe one of you was just making a story to spice up the thread. Either way it was good work. He was fucking adorable.
bb, I don't like to beat the dead horse, but I'm probably one of the most masculine posters gaygen has.
I wear these shorts and others of similar length to the gym on leg day. It's the easiest way to watch the pump and check symmetry in the mirror. My idols in the 70's did it so I'm sure as hell going to follow in their footsteps.
Masculinity isn't something I purposely try to project, its just the way I've always been. Being a bottom doesn't really change that fact. Yeah in a bedroom I can be moaning and begging for dick, but that doesn't exactly make me who I am lol.
>Maybe wrestle for 'top' and even though I'll lose purposefully most of the time, occasionally I'll put my years of training to use just for a change of pace.
Where are you, please?
>tfw talking to boy on grindr
>his profile is about him wanting to be wrestled
>Says I have to bearhug him and lift him over my shoulders
>please be little so I can
>implying I'm a twink
But thanks to you and everyone else in this thread for your advice. It's now nearly 1:30 and I'm still up texting back and forth with him because I've lost control of my life. I think we might be boyfriends, but I'm not sure. I haven't asked.
Midwest America. Sorry mate, I'm 6'3" and weigh 225lbs. If you are able to do so, I think that would be sexy af tho. I'm not some 'internet tough guy' I just have failed to have a great sexual experience that didn't involve the domination (even if just mild dom) of a top. I would absolutely be willing to be dominated by a top if he could legitimately please me as well as himself. I'm just into mild stuff tho, nothing that would leave a mark besides hickeys, maybe. I have a job so visible hickeys are not okay.
>Midwest America. Sorry mate, I'm 6'3" and weigh 225lbs. If you are able to do so, I think that would be sexy af tho
I'm a Kiwi and there's no way as a manlet I could wrestle you haha.
>would still try though
I think I asked this before, but where might I meet some guys? I'm going to try to make a point of talking to some guys tomorrow and want to know where to start.
If you were in my area I would let you try. You might not be able to lift me, but guys that can't fight are really cute. Guys that can fight are cute too, but in a different way. You just need a few years of training and you'll be dominating guys like me in no time, probably.
Make sure you update here regularly on your progress. We need to know these things. For reasons.
You might make a name so we can recognize you. Don't worry about trying to move fast or anything, just take things at a pace that you are comfortable with. At lot of us, myself included, find your story to be very cute, sexy, endearing, adorable, and other positive things. We are thinking much further ahead than you are in some ways. I know that you thought about 'the final step' in the sexual aspect of your relationship, but all the fags here know all about all of the possible in betweens, and we want you to be prepared every step of the way. It sounds like you have a good thing going and there is no reason to mess it up by pushing too hard. Just go at a pace that is comfortable to both you and him.
Just look for some dojos in your area. Don't join one until you have seen their 'belt up day' I say this because in my area, and supposedly from many other areas as well, there is a problem with McDojos that don't give real training, and just are there to get money off of pussys and kids that get bullied too much. If you see a dojo giving belts to every person, don't join. A good dojo should only give the belt to a qualified person, sometimes a dojo will not have a monthly belt up day, these are usually good dojos as they usually only give next belt when it is actually earned, instead of just letting people buy belts.
I don't entirely understand the meaning of your post.
I guess I should have said that western fight clubs have a different style to eastern fight clubs. there is not nearly as much issue with western fight clubs failing to properly train their students, at least in my area. I am too used to talking to weebs about this kind of thing.
Sorry about my autismal derp, I've had a few pints too many.
>start to feel that feely feel when no bf
>look through cute gay doujin shit as a form of escapism
>feel better but also feel worse
i'm going to die from tfw no bf
>spending valentine's day in a b&b with bf
>thinks they know that feel when no bf
it's been years harmonist... multiple... years...
have some respect for the permavirgins that post here.
The bf is a recent thing so iktf.
I shouldn't think you'd have much trouble finding a bf since you're pretty qt.
Don't worry I will court him in the name of tfw no bf anons everywhere.
nice, but yeah i am really happy for you. please post cute stories here so i can live through them. ;~;
as for why i don't have a bf:
>shut-in (usually don't go out besides work)
>living with family (though that's changing soon)
>judgmental/almost impossible standards
>everyone on my grindr looks gross or has their life together to the point where it intimidates me
>MAJOR DADDY ISSUES
i'm rarely interested in guys that aren't in their mid to late thirties... ;~;
i have a pretty annoying and prominent daddy dom fetish, and i feel like it would be a deal breaker if my s.o. wasn't down for it at least a little.
also random article i found today that made me laugh:
true, but i mean it's an entry level position...
all of my current ambitions are pretty impractical.
i should be finishing a degree or attending a trade school, but after going through my GEDs I just couldn't find a major. my family is pretty pissed at me right now. out of all my siblings, i had shown the most promise during high school.
outside of this job i'm working on a book i plan on self-publishing, but that's not really a step in the right direction.
yeah that's why i come here. ;~;
At least you're kind of adorable. Besides, we all hate ourselves here.
>father left my mom when i was young
>never bothered to come into my life again
>never really connected with step dad
>he always made it pretty obvious he cared about his real son more than me
>try to form a relationship with biological father as an adult
>he's bi-polar so it's tough to really connect sometimes...
>he couldn't deal with me being a huge faggot and told me not to contact him again
so now i just crave a strong male presence in my life to fill this father-sized hole in my heart.
and maybe he would let me moan "daddy" when he pounds me bp. ;~;
>tfw he was straight the whole time
>tfw he will never love you like you loved him
>tfw he was the first person you had a crush on
>tfw he always caught you staring, and sometimes it would appear as though he were staring back
>tfw got so nervous around him i would turn red
>tfw I was walking through the cafeteria in highschool and looked up to see him
>tfw I got such a rush of panic and excitement that I walked right into a chair and stumbled
>tfw he had to have noticed that
>tfw will never forget him
>not knowing who Ben Cohen is
And you call yourself gay?
I actually have social plans two nights in a row! I work nights so this is rare and depressingly exciting.
You'll have to be his wife to get that priv.
Do you at least get differential pay?
Statistically people who work nightshift save more money since they aren't out and about like everyone else doing things that cost money. The only problem is at nights you have the day off they're spent at home bored and sometimes lonely since everyone else is sleeping.
My significant otter always gets a good chuckle out of it.
No? But I have yet to meet one bi or poly person who isn't here to get their dick sucked and then move on because they aren't emotionally invested in men
If you are older than 21 and still use the term poly or bi, you need to reassess your life
My grandparents immigrated here after that time.
Sadly, I struggle with my sleep clock even now with night shift. Ideally I'll go eat, work out, and then go to sleep so i can be fresh for 6pm when it's time to boardgame and beer (the social events of today and tomorrow ). In reality Ill probably stay up and crash at midnight tonight.
My body REALLY wants me to have a 7AM-Midnight sleep schedule. Ironically I got this job because at the time I was a major night owl and had been for years.
Fucking a satyr boy. Smooth on top, drastically hairy below.
I'll try and think up a name or something. I was up all night texting back and forth with him and fell asleep really early in the morning. I have class in an hour or so and I'm pretty much brain dead so I can't think of a decent name right now.
>It sounds like you have a good thing going and there is no reason to mess it up by pushing too hard. Just go at a pace that is comfortable to both you and him.
You're right. I really, really, like him. We're supposed to be playing basketball with some friends this evening and then I think he and I are going to hang out some. I'll let you know if I get another kiss.
>I'm woken up by the long awaited, bright Spring sunlight breaking through our window
>I can feel his warm breath gently falling on the back of my neck
>His arm is draped over my ribs, holding me loosely around the chest
>I lie there still for a few perfect moments - enjoying the comforting rhythm of his chest rising and falling with each caressing breath, all the time his weekend stubble softly scratches between my shoulders
>Without waking him, I slip out from his warm embrace and out of bed, pausing for a moment to admire the expression of perfect serenity found only on the face of a person dreaming deeply
>Borrowing a t-shirt I find lying lazily on the floor, and donning a pair of his slippers, I quietly creep out of the bedroom and onto the landing
>The house seems sleepy in the warming glow of the morning light, and particles of dust hang undisturbed in the still air
>In the kitchen are the empty boxes from last nights takeaway
>As quietly as I can, so as not to disturb his peaceful slumber, I begin to prepare breakfast: poached eggs with ham on lightly toasted toast and dark, bitter coffee. His favourite
>As the water begins to bubble, the rich, earthy smell of fresh coffee fills the kitchen
>The bubbling water in the pan rises to a rolling boil
>As I crack the pale egg I suddenly feel his two strong hands reach up under my shirt and clasp around my stomach, and pulling me tight against his torso
>He begins to kiss my neck as one hand moves delicately up my stomach towards my chest, the other tentatively slips under the waistband of my briefs
Except this never happened and never will. Not to me, not to you, not to any of us.
I work in an office, there is no reason for me to be cold. I would probably be colder at home anyway, since I keep the heat way down.
I just don't want to be here. We're understaffed, overworked, and the work itself is dull.
>Except this never happened and never will. Not to me, not to you, not to any of us.
feels good man
lol, sounds like it's wheat based not oat based from the name. Depending on how processed it is would probably change how much diet fiber it gives you
>Cheerios is oats but I don't think it gives you as much fiber as bran
Just buy a container of oats, anon, geeze.
Unless you're getting your bottom absolutely rammed, you probably don't even really need all that much prep, desu
But having a nice bowl of oats ain't even all that.
You don't want a liquid diet because it might cause diarrhea, which would be bad. You want a really high fiber diet. That is why oats were suggested. A lot of fiber in your diet nearly cleans your colon by itself, but if you plan to do something like ass to mouth then you'll be needing an enema. What exactly are your plans?
Easy enough. Unless you mean a single set of 1000, then no. I'll usually do a set of 30 or 40 every 15 or 20 minutes, should I set aside a time and bust them all out over the course of an hour, or do you think sets throughout the day is okay too?
Are you naturally hairless or did you remove it? I think there are creams that can help with those stretchmarks. Good on you for losing weight.
yeah, eat less in general, but eat more fulfilling meals that aren't padded with shit like bread or pasta (whole wheat is tolerable)
also, eat nuts. Don't even care if you're allergic, just eat em tbqh
Do as many as you can in each session. Always go past that point where you just want to give up by doing 2-3 more reps. Just make sure you do like 1000 a day.
Your chest will grow in no time and your nips won't look so big. Mine shrunk when I developed my chest.
I've actually got a little bit of tum hair in that pic, but its not very visible bc poor picture quality and far away.
I have shaved before, which is good for like a day or two.
I also shaved recently in that pic (like a week out maybe)
Epilateing is the best hair removal method though
I guess I'll buy some cashews today. I fucking love cashews.
Interesting. I dodn't notice a change in nipple size when I first started working out, or when I got sick last year. I lost about 30 lbs from that shit.
Would chili and stew be okay, or just go straight for the steak and chicken?
>tfw you have a fishing license but only know how to fry fish
>and a single recipe for salmon cooked in a skillet.
I might need to look up some fish recipes.
Somehow I forgot about tofu. Are eggs good to lose weight? I thought there was some issue with yolk or something, maybe it was cholesterol I'm thinking of?
The yolk is almost all protein but the yolk has a lot of fat, but it's also where almost all of the micro-nutrients are so people think throwing the yolk is an awful waste but if you're eating it just for the protein, the yolk is really inefficient.
What sort of exercises did you do for working out?
Targeting the chest muscles will tighten everything up including the nips. All I've ever done is push-ups, lots of them. I don't do bench press or use weights.
For pushups to workout the chest muscles you have to do them a certain way:
incline push-ups (between two chairs)
decline push-ups (feet on a chair/bench)
wide grip push-ups:
close grip push-ups:
So try to do 250 of each a day.