Gay General - Gay Disco and Hi NRG Edition

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first for furries run this shit

>>5686417
>ywn be a wealthy football player's secret bf

first for having actually hairy thighs unlike these jokers

>>5686399
Ok, real talk, you don't have to enjoy bottoming but try to get a little more comfortable with the idea so you can at least figure out whether or not you actually enjoy it. Maybe in the shower fiddle with the rim of your bp or something I dunno

>>5686446
As long as you don't post your shitty fucking porn

>>5686432

sl00000t

now do butt

>>5686417
Well shit. Did you see my pic senpai?

>>5686417
YAS HENTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

>>5686446
paws up little monster

>talking to a guy online
>he asks "So what kind of music are you into?"
> v a p o r w a v e fâm I'm so nxtlvl
>wow nice memegenre faggot I can't believe you're still single

I thought gay guys are nice and classy

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>ywn fuck a jew
why live

>>5686454
This board is sfw, no? I'll have to take one with my underwear on then. I'll consider if I get some more positive reviews of my legs.

>>5686480
you try to meme
you get memed on
face the facts

>>5686486
if you're going to post nude for a twink like senpai, use imgur

>>5686486
butt is ok as long as you don't show your flower

>>5686486

That's what imgur is for

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>>5686452
i get banned every few hours for posting it, when i feel like resetting my IP ill post it again
>>5686471
:3

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>>5686486
For the consideration of those that missed them in the last thread. I will not post stomach, as my abs are barely visible due to holiday overeating. I even have a gross layer of fat blocking the bottom ones completely.

>>5686505
did you take this on the toilet lmaooooo

>>5686497
I lol'd at your pic. I had some furry friends a while ago. They were weird, but not the weirdest people I've ever met.

>>5686424
>one table spoon of lube

I don't know why, but that made me laugh. I only ask because we're both inexperienced. So I guess if it gets to the point where we have sex, I want to know what I'm doing.

>>5686452
I guess you have a point, there. I guess part of the issue is I feel embarrassed and uncomfortable with the idea and I'm not really sure how to get over it.

>>5686471
>yas
>henty

I type like this sometimes because I think it's funny but lately I've accidentally used terms like read for filth and slay a bit in real life and I'm worried I won't be able to control it anymore

>>5686520
I absolutely did. I don't want any identifying information that I might have lying around in my room to get onto 4chan. Any more pics will also be in the bathroom.

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>>5686505
>pale
>thunder thighs

How did you take a pic of my legs?

>>5686531
Again it really just comes down to playing with yourself prior. Bottles of lube aren't really expensive, so maybe buy one and play around. See what you think is comfortable amounts.

Don't worry so much about inexperience, actually take some pride in it, you're both inexperienced and going to experience the awkwardness together.

>>5686531
Are you comfortable grabbing/groping your ass? If not, get comfortable. When you're in the shower, using body wash, wash your fucking ass because otherwise it's nasty as shit (why do you think straight guys have skidmarks) and you should also get used to being in that area.

>>5686549
Bruh, I carry heavy shit constantly and wear pants all the time. I'm thinking of using a speedo and doing some tanning this year. I brown fast but only my torso and maybe my lower legs ever get brown.

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>>5686549
Stop.

>>5686538
yeah but toilets flatten out the thighs making them look 10x larger

bathroom pics are great, but ccccccccmon

t. professional slut

>>5686497
i unironically looked up 'what does the fox say' on youtube yesterday and listened to the whole thing and i hate myself for it

>>5686532
even if you say something ironically, if you say it enough, you won't stop
i can barely go two sentences without saying tru or tbqh

>>5686564
I didn't know that. I've never attention-whored before. I might post butt pics later if I get drunk enough for it.

>>5686532
I sometimes have to keep myself from accidentally using /vg/ meme talk or making obscure references in real life. It's a good reason to post on 4chan less often...

>>5686575
also
a really good shot is in a bathtub, stomach down
your bum naturally floats so it's great

it'll be $59.99 for any further slut tips
$59.95 if you sign up now

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>>5686562
pls post more kleppe to deter fatposting ty

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>>5686562
Deep down I know you rike it.
>>5686558
I really want to tan this year aswell. I've always mostly been pale. Would be a nice change of tone to not be pale for once.
>>5686587
Go back to being a gfur posting fag and not a attention whore fag.

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>>5686583
>I sometimes have to keep myself from accidentally using /vg/ meme talk or making obscure references in real life. It's a good reason to post on 4chan less often...
W H A T G E N E R A L
>>5686567
why would you do that puppers?

>>5686603

I'm kind of pale too, although ever since I got sunburnt at a college football game my legs that got sunburnt are still tan.

>>5686417
ABBA all the way!

>>5686615
i kinda like it
i put macarena on a playlist last summer too i am trash

>>5686603
i tanned a little last year and it had been so long that i forgotten my face turns into freckle city if i do

>>5686621
hell ya hell ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0

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>>5686603
>Go back to being a gfur posting fag and not a attention whore fag.
i've always been a bit of both tbqh, back when femgen was alive and not tranny-lite gen.

>>5686583

I call my sister a fujoshit all the time because of how into it she was when i told her I was gay

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>>5686603
I do not.

>>5686621
I am the dancing queen.

>>5686643
>I call my sister a fujoshit all the time because of how into it she was when i told her I was gay
She is gay for your dick. Call her a degenerate fag who won't carry on the family bloodline. :^)

>>5686621
My mom used to listen to ABBA aaallllll the time when I was a kid. I think that's why I'm gay.

Anyone like Japanese disco?
https://soundcloud.com/macross-82-99/82-99-fm-1

Where is that tsundere-anon? His story and mindset was really cute.

Help gg.

I just woke up and my skin is covered in a red itchy rash.

I phoned the NHS helpline and they told me to cover myself in aqueous cream so now I feel like I'm covered in lube and I'm itchy and red and blotchy

>>5686698

Sounds like AIDS. Good night sweet prince.

>>5686698
Kind of sounds like an allergic reaction. Use a skin cream and take some benadryl, then see your PCP ASAP.

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>>5686708

>when you want to dump gay fur and you do because it's the right kind of gay fur that any upstanding citizen would delight in

>have to fill out scholarship info for colleges
>too lazy to do so
What do you do when you're just finished and you've realized you've finally lost control?

>>5686708
if you want to post gfur just go to /b/ or some shit jesus christ

>>5686729
>go to a board that isn't /g/ or /fa/
no
I haven't set foot outside of those /vg/ and /int/ ever and for good reason.

>>5686713
It had to happen. All the cumdump parties I've been having to get the greatest gift of all have paid off.

>>5686720
I haven't eaten anything weird today at all. I was hungover so I only left the house to walk my dog round the block.

>>5686742
Maybe it's a new laundry detergent. I'm allergic af to some kinds of detergent, especially cheap ones. It's probably AIDS tho.

>>5686740
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpeg

>>5686555
>Again it really just comes down to playing with yourself prior.
Ugh there's no way of getting out of this, is there?

>you're both inexperienced and going to experience the awkwardness together.
You're right. That's kind of a relief.

>>5686557
>Are you comfortable grabbing/groping your ass?
Not really.

>>5686793
No, really isn't. Additionally, playing with yourself will make you more comfortable with your body, so that's a huge plus even if you wind up not liking anal.

First time (both playing with yourself + sex) isn't going to be magical and perfect, just warning you.

>>5686793
Tell your big dick qt3.14 that you are a bit uncomfortable with ass play, but you want to try for him. Tell him that it's okay to play with your ass a bit, like fondling it when you're making out, or giving the rim a good rub when you 69. Just make sure that you wash well so your asshole doesn't have shit on it. I like to use paper until I cannot see anything on it, then use a few wipes to get it entirely clean, feels goodman.

It sounds like your main problem is just the embarrassment/uncomfortability of having never played with your ass before. As a guy that was once in a similar situation, just get over it and try it. Do not push too hard to try to like it, and take things slow, but still try it. Even if you cannot hands free orgasm, an orgasm while being fucked by your crush (I don't know if you love him, but if you do, that makes it even better) is one of the best things you will ever experience.

Also, this: >>5686805

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>>5686724

You get fat and take a job that involves you working with your mother and spiral in depression only to wake up from a nap on sunday (cause you have been sleeping all day) and microwave some burritos and post on 4chan

>lots of cheese in that lasagna
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1454898474487.png

>>5686869

that's so cute

>>5686869
That whole strip is fucking gross

>>5686869
Please don't talk about moms while fucking.

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>>5686869
Mmmm lasagna~

>>5686859
I already have a job I hate

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>>5686869

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>>5686903

>Dying Kleppe

If only.

>>5686805
I guess that's a good way to look at it. I'd probably have to have a drink or two before even trying the first time anyway. If I decide to.

>>5686838
I don't think I've never been in love before, but I really, really, really like him if that counts for something. But it actually sounds like it might not be so bad when you put it like that.

It feels kind of weird picturing doing that shit with him when I've only just kissed him the one time, though. Still, I guess I could give it a try.

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gaygen senpai. im so bored. entertain me. tell me cute bf stories.

The Superbowl is dumb

>>5686956

tru

>>5686942
and how does thinking about doing lewd with your qt friend make you feel? >:3c

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>>5686451
My thighs aren't crazy hairy but I still like them ^_^

>>5686954
make me one and i'll tell you a story.

>>5686971
It's just black people running around and getting concussions. If you replace the concussions with bullet wounds then its basically Chicago

>>5686995
idk anything about you besides that you're an 18 year old furry straight edge homo with a 5 year plan and a bf and, oh, that you're extremely gullible.

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Nyan~

>>5686990
Hot in the face, mostly.

>>5686869
>thought this was actually going to be about lasagna
>open the URL in a different tab
>horrified

Fuck you

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>>5687007
okay i'll tell you story
>be me
>be le edgy twink
>go into hitler discord
>hear booger talking about sissy cummies and balls
>leave and never come back

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>>5687008

>that feel when you sick your pup on a stupid girly catboy and have him beat him up for your pleasure

Feels good man

>>5687030
Ugh that stupid Steven Universe style combined with obesity and beards
Vomit inducing
>>5687037
Who is this semen demon?
This spunk monk
This boner toner

>going to bed, getting ready to fap
>suddenly a hookup from August starts texting me
>I turn off my notifications and delete the thread
Whatdoido

>>5687037
this is a nice pic

>>5687047
get that dick anon

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>>5687046

just some random cummy dummy I saved from tumblr

>>5687049

it sure is

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>>5687047
>casual hook ups
wow that's rich anon maybe you should stop being such a slut you know?
PURE IN STABLE MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP GAY BOYS ONLY BELOW THIS LINE
(>tfw no bf virgins begrudgingly accepted too)
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>>5687053
It was a horrible hook up
He doesn't remember and I just stopped responding

>>5687030
>scared to get dicked in the butt
>blushes at the thought of fooling around
>thought that comic was actually about lasagna

my little anon can't be this cute.

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>>5687081

>there are people on gaygen who don't love daddy's cummies

ree

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Are people dense or something?

i was wearing some new short shorts at the gym today. its funny seeing men that i know are straight look down at my crotch or thighs lol

>>5686869
What did he mean by this?

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Jesus fuck, when will the mods ban furies

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>disc thread
yassssssss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqZY8P42pLo

>>5687046
Yeah, I don't really like that show or this art style. Or anything about it, really.

>>5687074
Screw you, famfam.

I had a dream about a guy I like.

We were walking to class together like we always do. Then he pulled me to him and kissed me. It was all so vivid and felt real till I woke up. Then I just cried when I woke up and have been feeling fucked up since then.

>>5687115
Post pics.

>dad thinks homosexuality is some kind of fucked up genetic illness that runs in some families and is glad there are no cases in ours
>has no idea his son is a cock-starved sub bottom faggot

>>5687136

Let him walk in on you getting railed by a big strong daddy musclebear and then when he gets pissed have the musclebear beat your dad up

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>>5687136
>tfw cock-starved sub bottom faggot

>>5687110
>ian wolf
anon there is your first problem

>>5687134
i have a pic of me just standing there or mid squat at the gym. you can pick one.

>>5687153
squat pls

>>5687145
and then fuck him when he's knocked out and post it on xtube

>>5687151
>that berserk tat
>infj
>fox
seem bretty cool
6'0'' is a bit too tall for me tho desu

>>5687151
>fursona
f u c k i n g k i l l y o u r s e l f

>>5687161
its a side view, nothing spectacular

>>5686417
Would fuck the one on the right despite him have nipple piercings

Fucking cute

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I want to be fucked by all the men of the corleone family

>>5687151
>digitigrade paws

TRASH

GG is becoming AIDSGEN with all of this bullshit.

Fuck, I see the same stupid fucking trips. The same fucking furries. The same stupid sluts being vapid as shit.

Damn it there has got to be a better way to talk to other dudes than this shit.

Where the fuck are the sane, romantically inclined, qt vers that wants to build a life long relationship together with?

I'm starting to think half the dudes here are mentally deranged and a quarter of the dudes IRL are the same.

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>have 3 convo's going on grindr right now
got my magick back

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the only acceptable gayfur

>>5687196
you are on 4chan

>>5687196
>All this anger
Yes anon let it fuel you

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>>5687151
>fursona
>furfag fursona
>poorly made furfag fursona
>poorly made furfag fursona on four chan
>poorly made furfag fursona on four chan ITT
>mfw viewing poorly made furfag fursona on four chan ITT

KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF YOU QUADRUPLE NIGGGGGGGGGER!!!!

>>5687200
yaaaaas kweeen git et

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>all this anti-degeneracy posting
do you not know where you are?
go back to red dit if this shit bothers you.

>>5687196

>vers

They're over in lesgen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSsDrduYFWE

^_^

>>5687256
Jeesas fuck they're annoying!

>>5687256
i need a fur coat ASAP

>>5687268
the brown fag with the fur coat is fab as fuck

>tfw no bf
Someone take pity upon me

>>5687256
is this what it feels like to discover a completely new species

who even are they why do they look like that why do they talk like that just w h y

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>>5687293
no

>>5687305
Bully tbqvfh

>>5687302
>new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EncFXHS20c

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>>5687313
I-I'm sorry anon, will you ever forgive me?

>>5687317
I wasn't calling how they're acting new.

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>>5687302
you can take several seats

>>5687336
You should be sorry

>>5687153
Standing view.

post more fur :3

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>>5687360

K

:3

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I'm so bored I'm listening to Rameau, making charts and working at 4am on a Saturday.

>>5687383
Why do you work graveyard? Work dayshifts. I worked graveyard for a bit, but worked daytime most of my life. I actually work evening shift recently, it's kind of easier than day or night.

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>>5687256
Jesus christ

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>>5687351

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>>5687360

>>5687397
>tfw no that guy bf

>>5687403
iktf

>>5687393
I'm working on some papers and everything. I don't work graveyard, m8. I'm just that bored.

>tfw he lied
>tfw he broke your heart

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What do you fags think of bald qts?

Do you think they age well?

>>5687418
I have never seen a bald guy I would consider hot.

>>5687403
I know that feel. I just want a qt3.14 that I can have long discussions about literature or physics theorems, and have sex whenever. Maybe wrestle for 'top' and even though I'll lose purposefully most of the time, occasionally I'll put my years of training to use just for a change of pace.

>>5687418
Hairy masc muscular bald guys are hot desu

>tfw going to start balding soon

>>5687395
You're such a bottom now, I can't believe anyone ever though you were masctop.

>>5687418
I work with a bald qt, but he is straight, or maybe bi, so I do not want. He showed interest after I left a dildo out on accident when I invited him over to smoke some weed, and he made some comments later when we were smoking at his place. I just do not want a bi or straight guy. I am way too manly to risk hurting myself with a dude that wants to bang chicks.

Did anybody else find that twink anon that was embarrassed to let his qt bf into his butt really cute and endearing? I'm also wondering if maybe one of you was just making a story to spice up the thread. Either way it was good work. He was fucking adorable.

>>5687461
bb, I don't like to beat the dead horse, but I'm probably one of the most masculine posters gaygen has.
I wear these shorts and others of similar length to the gym on leg day. It's the easiest way to watch the pump and check symmetry in the mirror. My idols in the 70's did it so I'm sure as hell going to follow in their footsteps.
Masculinity isn't something I purposely try to project, its just the way I've always been. Being a bottom doesn't really change that fact. Yeah in a bedroom I can be moaning and begging for dick, but that doesn't exactly make me who I am lol.

>>5687499

yass henny slay that bitch

>>5687518
now now senpai, he doesn't know any better.

>>5687499
Nah, you fem now. Just accept it.

>>5687537
>nah

>>5687418

Reminds me of Saitama

>>5687547
omg. I didn't notice until you mentioned it, but it's kind of tru tho.

>>5687499
> I can be moaning and begging for dick
>I'm probably one of the most masculine posters

>>5686480
But vaporwave is memegarbage

>>5687569
>switching the order of the quotes and leaving a bunch of stuff out doesn't change the context at all.
good one

It's harder for me to come to terms with the fact that I'm a closeted attention whore that it is coming out as gay

>>5687443
>Maybe wrestle for 'top' and even though I'll lose purposefully most of the time, occasionally I'll put my years of training to use just for a change of pace.
Oh, fuck.

Where are you, please?

>tfw talking to boy on grindr
>his profile is about him wanting to be wrestled
>Says I have to bearhug him and lift him over my shoulders
>please be little so I can

>>5687586

all gays are attention whores desu

i mean, why else would you choose to be gay?

>>5687493
>implying I'm a twink

But thanks to you and everyone else in this thread for your advice. It's now nearly 1:30 and I'm still up texting back and forth with him because I've lost control of my life. I think we might be boyfriends, but I'm not sure. I haven't asked.

>tfw people think being short and having a boyish face annoys me because no girls like short guys
Toppest of keks

>>5687603

Have you told him you want him to finger your butthole yet?

>>5687609
ill finger your butt bb

>>5687596
Midwest America. Sorry mate, I'm 6'3" and weigh 225lbs. If you are able to do so, I think that would be sexy af tho. I'm not some 'internet tough guy' I just have failed to have a great sexual experience that didn't involve the domination (even if just mild dom) of a top. I would absolutely be willing to be dominated by a top if he could legitimately please me as well as himself. I'm just into mild stuff tho, nothing that would leave a mark besides hickeys, maybe. I have a job so visible hickeys are not okay.

>>5687632

Your arms are gonna stay behind your back bitch

>>5687636
>Midwest America. Sorry mate, I'm 6'3" and weigh 225lbs. If you are able to do so, I think that would be sexy af tho
I'm a Kiwi and there's no way as a manlet I could wrestle you haha.

>would still try though

>>5687609
I can't just say something like that out of the blue. I at least want to try kissing him a second time before I bring up any of that stuff anyway.

I think I asked this before, but where might I meet some guys? I'm going to try to make a point of talking to some guys tomorrow and want to know where to start.

>>5687645
If you were in my area I would let you try. You might not be able to lift me, but guys that can't fight are really cute. Guys that can fight are cute too, but in a different way. You just need a few years of training and you'll be dominating guys like me in no time, probably.

>>5687651
Make sure you update here regularly on your progress. We need to know these things. For reasons.

>>5687679
>dominating guys like me in no time, probably.
I have thought about going to marital arts or something.

I have a stocky build so I should be in with a grin.

>>5687651
You might make a name so we can recognize you. Don't worry about trying to move fast or anything, just take things at a pace that you are comfortable with. At lot of us, myself included, find your story to be very cute, sexy, endearing, adorable, and other positive things. We are thinking much further ahead than you are in some ways. I know that you thought about 'the final step' in the sexual aspect of your relationship, but all the fags here know all about all of the possible in betweens, and we want you to be prepared every step of the way. It sounds like you have a good thing going and there is no reason to mess it up by pushing too hard. Just go at a pace that is comfortable to both you and him.

>>5687712

>there is no reason to mess it up by pushing too hard.

gnihihi

>>5687697
Just look for some dojos in your area. Don't join one until you have seen their 'belt up day' I say this because in my area, and supposedly from many other areas as well, there is a problem with McDojos that don't give real training, and just are there to get money off of pussys and kids that get bullied too much. If you see a dojo giving belts to every person, don't join. A good dojo should only give the belt to a qualified person, sometimes a dojo will not have a monthly belt up day, these are usually good dojos as they usually only give next belt when it is actually earned, instead of just letting people buy belts.

>>5687726
I don't entirely understand the meaning of your post.

>>5687754

you know

like bottoming

>>5687606
Did u get kik bby

>>5687754
>Just look for some dojos in your area
Great advice, thank you.

>>5687775
I downloaded the app a few minutes ago actually

What account info can people see? I don't want anyone to see my real name or email

>>5687754
I guess I should have said that western fight clubs have a different style to eastern fight clubs. there is not nearly as much issue with western fight clubs failing to properly train their students, at least in my area. I am too used to talking to weebs about this kind of thing.

>>5687762
Sorry about my autismal derp, I've had a few pints too many.

>>5687787
I think name, but just make it something random and doesnt show email

>>5687824
its made.

Same name as my trip

>>5687877
>imperial japan flag tattoo
Garbage

>tfw missing bf
:(

>>5688054

dumb shitposter

>>5688056
fight me in game bitch

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would t b h

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>start to feel that feely feel when no bf
>look through cute gay doujin shit as a form of escapism
>feel better but also feel worse
i'm going to die from tfw no bf

>>5688054
>>tfw missing bf
Normies leave reeeeeee! He's probably kissing a grill right now and you will taste her in his mouth when you kiss him. SERVES YOU RIGHT NORMIE SCUM!

>>5688106
It's a weird yet familiar feel.

>>5688119
>He's probably kissing a grill right now
Nah I don't go out with biscum.

I've actually just booked us a weekend in a nice B&B as a surprise for Valentines day.

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>>5688165
>spending valentine's day in a b&b with bf
>thinks they know that feel when no bf
shhhh
it's been years harmonist... multiple... years...
have some respect for the permavirgins that post here.

>>5688191
The bf is a recent thing so iktf.

I shouldn't think you'd have much trouble finding a bf since you're pretty qt.

Don't worry I will court him in the name of tfw no bf anons everywhere.

>>5688220

i cringed

>>5688223
Congratulations.

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>>5688220
nice, but yeah i am really happy for you. please post cute stories here so i can live through them. ;~;
as for why i don't have a bf:
>shit personality
>clinically depressed
>socially retarded
>shut-in (usually don't go out besides work)
>living with family (though that's changing soon)
>judgmental/almost impossible standards
>everyone on my grindr looks gross or has their life together to the point where it intimidates me
and
>MAJOR DADDY ISSUES

>>5688165
>Nah I don't go out with biscum.

>I've actually just booked us a weekend in a nice B&B as a surprise for Valentines day.
You turned him straight. Silly dumb normie scum. :^)

>>5687418
Every bald guy reminds of Fantano
It's disgusting

>>5688248
>MAJOR DADDY ISSUES
How so?

>>5688248
I'm a believer that there's somebody out there for everyone. You'll find him eventually.

>>5688267
Literally what

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>>5688285
i'm rarely interested in guys that aren't in their mid to late thirties... ;~;
i have a pretty annoying and prominent daddy dom fetish, and i feel like it would be a deal breaker if my s.o. wasn't down for it at least a little.

also random article i found today that made me laugh:
http://www.queerty.com/six-pro-tips-for-being-the-best-daddy-for-your-boy-20150117

>>5688248
At least you're employed...

>>5688248
You realize you basically just listed off the 4channer archetype, right?

>>5688286
I'm jealous of you having a bf so I'm shitposting.

>>5688292
true, but i mean it's an entry level position...
all of my current ambitions are pretty impractical.
i should be finishing a degree or attending a trade school, but after going through my GEDs I just couldn't find a major. my family is pretty pissed at me right now. out of all my siblings, i had shown the most promise during high school.
outside of this job i'm working on a book i plan on self-publishing, but that's not really a step in the right direction.

>>5688293
yeah that's why i come here. ;~;

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>go on grindr
>see this

>>5688302
>GED
fuck i need to go to bed.
i just sobered up from staying up all night. ;~;
gen eds is what i meant to put there.
good night 4chan.

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>>5688302
At least you're kind of adorable. Besides, we all hate ourselves here.

>>5688303
360 and walk backwards

>>5688291
You know where it comes from?

>>5688345
>father left my mom when i was young
>never bothered to come into my life again
>never really connected with step dad
>he always made it pretty obvious he cared about his real son more than me
>try to form a relationship with biological father as an adult
>he's bi-polar so it's tough to really connect sometimes...
>he couldn't deal with me being a huge faggot and told me not to contact him again
so now i just crave a strong male presence in my life to fill this father-sized hole in my heart.
and maybe he would let me moan "daddy" when he pounds me bp. ;~;

>>5686587
I'd wreck you, princess.

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>tfw he was straight the whole time
>tfw he will never love you like you loved him
>tfw he was the first person you had a crush on
>tfw he always caught you staring, and sometimes it would appear as though he were staring back
>tfw got so nervous around him i would turn red
>tfw I was walking through the cafeteria in highschool and looked up to see him
>tfw I got such a rush of panic and excitement that I walked right into a chair and stumbled
>tfw he had to have noticed that
>tfw will never forget him

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>>5687403
>that guy
>not knowing who Ben Cohen is
And you call yourself gay?

>>5688590
Want to be smothered in those thighs...

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I actually have social plans two nights in a row! I work nights so this is rare and depressingly exciting.

>>5688653
Congrats. *internet hug*

>>5688310

>blowjab is 3 years older than you
>ywn be as cute a twink as he was or is

Brb going to jump off a bridge lads

So this is my normal haircut garden /inb4picgetsflipped/ should I stay with this or try the gay fade?

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>>5688605
You'll have to be his wife to get that priv.

>>5688711
Gaygen* oops.

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>>5688653
>work nights
Do you at least get differential pay?

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Sup bromosexuals how are you doing you lil deviants?

>>5688720
Slightly, but the pay is pretty low to begin with. I've been there for over a year and it's time to get a job with normal hours again.
>>5688724
>MFW I never post this amazing GIF because Im scared of blue board wrath.

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>>5688748
Statistically people who work nightshift save more money since they aren't out and about like everyone else doing things that cost money. The only problem is at nights you have the day off they're spent at home bored and sometimes lonely since everyone else is sleeping.

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>>5688748
My significant otter always gets a good chuckle out of it.

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>>5688760
I think we all do.

>meet nice guy

>hit it off well enough

> cute

>"hey anon, I'm also poly"

Never walked out of a date so fast

>>5688804
What's so wrong with being poly? Homosex and poly go pretty much hand in hand, why are you so heteronormative?

>>5688810

Like biscum, I am looking for long term investment, not someone who wants to have hedonistic fun and move on to the next new thrill

>>5686587
you look pretty cute with you face covered up

>>5688812
Are you straight perhaps? Like a robot that failed with women and decided to go gay? Do you also think your monogamous partner should be a virgin?

>>5688812
kill yerself

>>5688829
>>5688831
Degeneracy isn't cool kids.

>>5688834
says the footfag

>>5688829

No? But I have yet to meet one bi or poly person who isn't here to get their dick sucked and then move on because they aren't emotionally invested in men

If you are older than 21 and still use the term poly or bi, you need to reassess your life

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>>5688834
Says the Britposter.

>>5688838
Well yeah but I limit myself to one pair at a time :^)

>>5688850
Says the convict.

>>5688839
Straights aren't welcome here

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>>5688851
My grandparents immigrated here after that time.

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>>5688754
Sadly, I struggle with my sleep clock even now with night shift. Ideally I'll go eat, work out, and then go to sleep so i can be fresh for 6pm when it's time to boardgame and beer (the social events of today and tomorrow ). In reality Ill probably stay up and crash at midnight tonight.

My body REALLY wants me to have a 7AM-Midnight sleep schedule. Ironically I got this job because at the time I was a major night owl and had been for years.

I've been Parkinson's, been to Spain
There's a whole lotta shaking going on

>this job is boring
>my shoulders are cold
>I wish I was back in my apartment, impailing myself on a giant silicon penis.

>>5688920

Eyyyy, my shoulders too.
It's freezing here. I've got a lot of shit to keep indoors.

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Fucking a satyr boy. Smooth on top, drastically hairy below.

http://manporn.xxx/videos/3104173/hairy-ass-fucking/

>>5687679
>>5687712
Thanks again.

I'll try and think up a name or something. I was up all night texting back and forth with him and fell asleep really early in the morning. I have class in an hour or so and I'm pretty much brain dead so I can't think of a decent name right now.

>It sounds like you have a good thing going and there is no reason to mess it up by pushing too hard. Just go at a pace that is comfortable to both you and him.

You're right. I really, really, like him. We're supposed to be playing basketball with some friends this evening and then I think he and I are going to hang out some. I'll let you know if I get another kiss.

I'm using Nair for the first time. This shit is great

>>5688980
>post exercise sweaty kiss

Good luck anon.

>>5688980
I'm rooting for you! Good luck! :3

>>5688248
>Sunday morning
>I'm woken up by the long awaited, bright Spring sunlight breaking through our window
>I can feel his warm breath gently falling on the back of my neck
>His arm is draped over my ribs, holding me loosely around the chest
>I lie there still for a few perfect moments - enjoying the comforting rhythm of his chest rising and falling with each caressing breath, all the time his weekend stubble softly scratches between my shoulders
>Without waking him, I slip out from his warm embrace and out of bed, pausing for a moment to admire the expression of perfect serenity found only on the face of a person dreaming deeply
>Borrowing a t-shirt I find lying lazily on the floor, and donning a pair of his slippers, I quietly creep out of the bedroom and onto the landing
>The house seems sleepy in the warming glow of the morning light, and particles of dust hang undisturbed in the still air
>In the kitchen are the empty boxes from last nights takeaway
>As quietly as I can, so as not to disturb his peaceful slumber, I begin to prepare breakfast: poached eggs with ham on lightly toasted toast and dark, bitter coffee. His favourite
>As the water begins to bubble, the rich, earthy smell of fresh coffee fills the kitchen
>The bubbling water in the pan rises to a rolling boil
>As I crack the pale egg I suddenly feel his two strong hands reach up under my shirt and clasp around my stomach, and pulling me tight against his torso
>He begins to kiss my neck as one hand moves delicately up my stomach towards my chest, the other tentatively slips under the waistband of my briefs

Except this never happened and never will. Not to me, not to you, not to any of us.

>>5688932
I work in an office, there is no reason for me to be cold. I would probably be colder at home anyway, since I keep the heat way down.

I just don't want to be here. We're understaffed, overworked, and the work itself is dull.

>>5689112
Speak for yourself, I've lived this. Lol

>>5689112
Damn it, get out of my fantasies.

>>5689122
I've also lived it since I originally wrote it.
Well, not quite as romantic but close enough.

>tfw a guy you fucked who turned out to be incredibly racist and also a serial felon texts you

>>5689112
You should write romantic short stories.

On an unrelated but relevant note, why are girls so terrible?

>>5689145
My writing talents do not extend past the medium of greentext, unfortunately.

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>>5689112
>Except this never happened and never will. Not to me, not to you, not to any of us.
feels good man

>>5689112
Well shit
At least I've finished my exams

>>5689112
Speak for yourself this has happened to me a few times from both sides.

>>5688980
I hope you get more than just a kiss qt anon. :3

>>5689114

Here, we save money by keeping it cold winters. Doesn't fucking explain the summers, though.

What sort of diet works best with an enema? I'm guessing a light liquid diet is probably bad

>>5689310

Oatmeal or bran cereal.

>>5689324
Is Weetabix technically oatmeal?

>>5689337

Never had it.
From what i've heard, I wanna say yes?
But imma let someone else answer.

>>5689337
lol, sounds like it's wheat based not oat based from the name. Depending on how processed it is would probably change how much diet fiber it gives you
>Cheerios is oats but I don't think it gives you as much fiber as bran

>>5689337
No but you can get oatabix. not sure how good that is though.

>>5689391
it's whack compared to the original

>>5689403

Just buy a container of oats, anon, geeze.
Unless you're getting your bottom absolutely rammed, you probably don't even really need all that much prep, desu
But having a nice bowl of oats ain't even all that.

>>5689403
>>5689337
>>5689310
You don't want a liquid diet because it might cause diarrhea, which would be bad. You want a really high fiber diet. That is why oats were suggested. A lot of fiber in your diet nearly cleans your colon by itself, but if you plan to do something like ass to mouth then you'll be needing an enema. What exactly are your plans?

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What do you think of my belly and chest /gg/?

>>5689455
think it needs some work

>>5689455
pasty ass nigga with extra pepperoni

>>5689455
ebin tiddies bro 2nd best ive seen on gaygen

>>5689455

I mean, it's ok. Kind of cute.
Wouldn't deter me from a good time or something more.

>>5689455

1000 x pushups a day and you'll have the perfect chest , belly is qt

I'm going to start cutting soon, so I'll have my abs back in a few weeks. would it be better to do a heavy bulk after that, or just continue with pushups/situps/squats/jogging?

How much fibre a day should a bottom fag be going for?

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>>5689455
not as good as mine

>>5689455
I didn't order this pizza, please return it.

>>5689310
2 tic tacs and some green tea

>>5689515

I eat one can of organic baked beans 3-5 a week. Each can has 14-16g of fiber in it.

>>5689455
stop eating

>>5689507
Easy enough. Unless you mean a single set of 1000, then no. I'll usually do a set of 30 or 40 every 15 or 20 minutes, should I set aside a time and bust them all out over the course of an hour, or do you think sets throughout the day is okay too?
>>5689521
Are you naturally hairless or did you remove it? I think there are creams that can help with those stretchmarks. Good on you for losing weight.

>>5689544
Fair enough. Any tips for appetite reduction?

>>5689553
yeah, eat less in general, but eat more fulfilling meals that aren't padded with shit like bread or pasta (whole wheat is tolerable)

also, eat nuts. Don't even care if you're allergic, just eat em tbqh

I'm doing it again you can't stop me
https://clyp.it/y43m04sw

>>5689568
is someone being shaken and strangled in this

>>5689546

Do as many as you can in each session. Always go past that point where you just want to give up by doing 2-3 more reps. Just make sure you do like 1000 a day.

Your chest will grow in no time and your nips won't look so big. Mine shrunk when I developed my chest.

>>5689553
protein based diets, cut out the carbs. does wonders to actually fill you up.

>>5689546
I've actually got a little bit of tum hair in that pic, but its not very visible bc poor picture quality and far away.

I have shaved before, which is good for like a day or two.

I also shaved recently in that pic (like a week out maybe)

Epilateing is the best hair removal method though

>>5689576

Yes. That someone was you.

>>5689567
I guess I'll buy some cashews today. I fucking love cashews.

>>5689580
Interesting. I dodn't notice a change in nipple size when I first started working out, or when I got sick last year. I lost about 30 lbs from that shit.

>>5689584
Would chili and stew be okay, or just go straight for the steak and chicken?

>>5689602
noice

>>5689603
Nuts are a fucking godsend. If you're a snacker, ie you love snacking on things between major meals, a handful of nuts fills you right up and is a pretty great source of protein, especially in comparison to all those other junk snacks.

>>5689609
Agreed. Nuts are a lovely thing indeed. I'm not much of a snacker, but it's happens sometimes.

>>5689603
stick to the white meats. red meat isnt really a good option, full of saturated fat n other shit that you dont need right now. Fish, chicken, turkey are your best friend right now.

>>5689546
Also to add on, frontal body hair is really not hard to shave at all, about as hard as arm or leg hair.

Also also those stretch marks are from gaining weight sadly

>>5689609

Not super big on nuts, desu, unless they're in butter form.
I usually make eggs if it's snack-hungry.
or just grab a forkful of tofu.

>>5689616
fish is so underrated its not even funny tbqh
turkey is overrated though and needs to die, make thanksgiving all about fish america®

>>5689616
>tfw you have a fishing license but only know how to fry fish
>and a single recipe for salmon cooked in a skillet.
I might need to look up some fish recipes.

>>5689623
Somehow I forgot about tofu. Are eggs good to lose weight? I thought there was some issue with yolk or something, maybe it was cholesterol I'm thinking of?

>>5689630

The yolk is almost all protein but the yolk has a lot of fat, but it's also where almost all of the micro-nutrients are so people think throwing the yolk is an awful waste but if you're eating it just for the protein, the yolk is really inefficient.

>>5689635

The white is almost all protein*

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>>5689603

What sort of exercises did you do for working out?

Targeting the chest muscles will tighten everything up including the nips. All I've ever done is push-ups, lots of them. I don't do bench press or use weights.


>my chest

For pushups to workout the chest muscles you have to do them a certain way:


incline push-ups (between two chairs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcMIRWmUd08

decline push-ups (feet on a chair/bench)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKPab2YC8BE

wide grip push-ups:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr6eFNNDQdU

close grip push-ups:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcWPQo1i0k4


So try to do 250 of each a day.

>>5689667
>>5689667
>>5689667

>>5689669
>>5689669
>>5689669

That feeling when I'm on my friends computer and I dont want them to know my trip
you'll never guess who I am

>>5686417
>Gay Disco and Hi NRG
what are you, forty and dying of AIDS?