>tfw 100% straight until I was abducted by extraterrestrial greys and subjected to an experiment that reversed my sexual polarity but no one will believe me
inb4 it was just a dream, I was completely aware of my surrounding and I KNOW it happened for real
Aliens don't exist OP.
They're the coverup for the governments shady practices. They implant false memories of aliens into your brain after they themselves experiment on you because they know that if you speak out about aliens testing on you, people will just think you're crazy. Talk about government scientists doing it, a few more eyebrows are raised.