>tfw 100% straight until I was abducted by extraterrestrial greys and subjected to an experiment that reversed my sexual polarity but no one will believe me
inb4 it was just a dream, I was completely aware of my surrounding and I KNOW it happened for real
>>5682877
Did the reversal of your "sexual polarity" make you 100% homosexual?
This is the stupidest post in the history of ever
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>>5682877
Informing XCOM about this...
>>5682884
Yes, but I don't act on it because I still follow Christ and I know how I got to this point wasn't natural, it was the fucking greys.
>>5682877
Aliens don't exist OP.
They're the coverup for the governments shady practices. They implant false memories of aliens into your brain after they themselves experiment on you because they know that if you speak out about aliens testing on you, people will just think you're crazy. Talk about government scientists doing it, a few more eyebrows are raised.