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I'm tempted desu.
>tfw 7'8 man stuck in 6'2" manlet body
>tfw it's too late to take growth hormones and transition
>tfw only feel normal while wearing stilts
cis fags will never know these feels.
Finished 4 Coronas, starting on some shitty blue flavoured vodka i found in the spare room.
I dont want to wake up for a long time.
tbqh it's not that bad, I just can't focus all of my attention on one person right now. The thought of having to respond to texts from someone wanting to date makes me a little dizzy.
Hopefully in the future things get a little calm.
>there are some people alive who don't know the pure bliss of sleeping nude with someone who wears briefs
>or someone who wears a wifebeater and someone shirtless
missing out on experiments tbqh
dog boys are better tbf (to be frank) family
Gay men that are in relationships who act flirtatiously with other gay men make me nervous.
How can they do that to their boyfriends?
It shouldn't bother me, but it does.
Why are gay men such sluts?
bc a lot of them have childhood abuse stories and therefore skipped out on childhood development and therefore can't possibly fathom the idea of self control because after all they deserve the world for being touched by uncle jim
tbqh, just a hunch
h8errrsss make me fammouss xDDD
>tfw you keep thinking about dating someone but you don't want to cheat on your steady, imaginary boyfriend
There's also the stuff about not wanting to get shot at by the shittier half of the family tree but still, I guess it's about time to admit I've got problems.
I'm not asking for a shot of your small or possibly average-sized bulge - but I am asking for a shot of your bulge.
Yes they are, but debates are the most boring parts of politics.
And even if you're interested in something as dull as debates, everyone is going to be spamming the good parts online.
>get out of shitty relationship four years ago
>swear I'll never do it again
>beautiful, abrasive, snarky and strangely caring and vulnerable redhead catapults into my life
I went kicking and screaming every inch of the way, but I've fallen hard.
We did nothing but argue bitterly for the first six months that we knew each other. Even now, we're still kind of on shaky ground. But I guess you're right. I probably knew from the outset that I'd wind up liking him which more than likely why I tried so hard to make myself hate him and vice versa.
>being fooled into thinking a big-government bigwig is a real Republican
Ignorance is cute, anon. Wanna campaign for Cruz together when he gets the nomination?
honestly I can't comprehend why people support him. It's either because they have a mental disease or are paid shills.
>not a paid-for establishment cuckservative
On top of that he's also a Canadian spic.
We're all queers here, so your "mental disease" point is moot. But, yes, I am a Cruz shill. I tweet #CruzCrew for AP (a.k.a. CruzCoins) on his campaign app.
>tfw culturally enriching this thread with nekos
Just because his wife isn't a Slovenian whore and actually made her own way in life, that doesn't mean he's Goldman Sachs' puppet.
Cruz will get the government out of the economy completely - he has pledged to remove all subsidies and tax breaks. That's why the cuckservative establishment hates him - because THEY'RE the ones who are on the G-S payroll.
Reagan took donations. Coolidge took donations. If Cruz takes donations, so what? Cruz has pledged to remove government from the economy completely. There's no backing out of that, and there's no way special interest legislation could survive a Cruz administration.
>not understanding hyperbole
Christ, who's the stupid one here?
>not realizing that Cruz said he would stop Iowa's ethanol from mooching off of the government's teat
>not realizing that he got bashed by big Ag. + Iowa's governor for this
>not realizing that he won Iowa anyways, because he's just that based
new saint bernard puppy at work, he's a total qt
post your animals
talking about politics is just asking for disaster desu
i've been reading more about some of the more extreme primitivism anti-civ stuff like zerzan/kaczynski/species traitor, i don't think i agree with much of it, but it's interesting
Politics is the only field where people who have no experience will think themselves experts. You never see someone trying to give a doctor advice on how to do medical work, yet people who read an article on buzzfeed think their experts. It's maddening
tbqh I only really talk politics to people offline, and only if all just chilling together at a fire
otherwise I hate discussing it, too many want to talk about it but are absolute idiots. Like shit, I don't know all about the economy so I don't talk about it, why can't people do the same with politics?
Nah usually just underwear or pic related
>guy shows interest
>asks me out
>I stop responding
>other guy shows interest
>asks me if I'm up for movies
>I stop responding to him
I'm beginning to think my mind runs on windows10 and won't stop crashing tbqh
Peepee must be sad because he has no keys to clean in that key cleaner. I agree with you tho about drinking as fast as you want. Listerine isn't too bad of a beverage, basically just mint liquer.
>I get well hard leaning in for a first kiss with someone
i hate that, i get rokksolid (and v leaky) when kissing, making out, or even like being touched nonsexually, but once clothes come off it's like womp womp
how DARE you accuse me of being a hetra
i have never been so offended in my life
What about emotional intimacy? It can hurt a lot when you open up to someone and share your silliest dreams and darkest secrets only to have them push you away soon after; more so if you'd been planning on living a life alongside them (and that might sound dumb now - but a lack of experience sometimes makes for pretty high expectations).
Sometimes the silliest things help out the most in coping with difficult circumstances. But you know yourself best; maybe it's not helping after all.
>Sometimes, I buy oversized sweaters and t-shirts and wear them as if they were his. It never felt odd before now. Jesus, I need to stop this.
i... i do this too. i like wearing XL t-shirts because it feels like i'm wearing a hot guy's shirt... ;~;
Maybe, I don't really think it's that either. I don't really have trouble opening up but I don't really feel like opening up to a majority of people. Maybe I'm just meeting the wrong people and it's fucking up my perception of others.
>post on here a while ago about roommates having a relationship that I mistook for le ebin bromance shit
>realize their relationship is really, really cute
>previously considered myself curious/pretty gay but also mostly asexual and/or too absorbed in studies and extra circulars to give it serious thought
>suddenly kind of want a relationship
>anons responding to my original post suggested I fug the third roommate
>mfw I'm considering it
>tfw you buy xxl shirts
>tfw they fit perfectly
>tfw you are the hot guy
>tfw your bf will never have an oversized shirt for you to wear
Still it's cute tho when my shirts are worn as a comfort item. It makes me all warm and shit.
Just came across the guy who I had my first and only sexual experience with. I hadn't seen him in about 9 years.
We gave each other handjobs when we were 12 and I fell in love with him, but he moved to another state and we never saw each other again.
I was petrified when he came up to me, no idea how to react. He is so handsome now it's ridiculous. But he was with his girlfriend, who he's been dating for almost 6 years. ;-;
I'm feeling really miserable now. He probably thought I was a retard or something.
The whole thing also made me realize how far behind in life I am. We're the same age, and he's in a stable hetero relationship while I'm a pathetic gay virgin who has only ever touched one guy almost a decade ago.
>all these virgins into oversized shit
>as if life is an anime
it's actually best when your boyfriend doesn't let you wear his stuff even when you beg and so you're stuck looking like a slut for the day tbqh
Wise bottoms wear less clothes than their man during downtime so they can grope your body and feel empowered before bed/spontaneous sex.
Anon pls halb. I want a relationship. How can I meet somebody that is actually interested in a relationship? Most people I've fucked wanted only sex. The ones that wanted a long term monogamous relationship were crazy as fuck. I don't mind a good bang, but I also want to settle down, and even when I had a fuck buddy I just ended up hurt because despite the fact that I knew it wasn't anything besides physical, I still have romantic fetishes.
yeah. i wear mediums so it isn't much of a dramatic size differences either way. ;~;
>tfw never be an xs 5'4'' fuckboi
>8/10 twink sits next to me in class
>can't shut up about #FeeltheBern
>always blathering about "muh evil corporations"
>100% self righteous twit
I typically bottom, but I feel like pinning this little sissy faggot down and hatefucking his brains out. Anybody know this feel?
>at a restaurant with family and a bunch of relatives
>waiter is a flamer
>my dad says something to the effect of 'I don't understand why faggots need to talk like that and rub it in our faces that they like to suck dick"
>everyone in the table agrees
yet I'm pretty sure I have a horrible case of gay voice myself. are they deaf or something? I don't understand my fucking family.
Why is sex a requirement? I prefer a nice mind, most dudes I've met can barely hold a decent conversation, except maybe about sports. Where might I meet a dude? I've considered going back to college, I dropped out freshman year to help run my family business, and now I'm worried that I'm too old for college.
Why are they so mean? Gay voice is cute, honestly. The notion of someone surrendering themselves to cock so much that their voice alters to attract mates...
Well, define 'crazy'. You can't really become intimate with someone and have a long term relationship with them if you send them off as soon as you start to get break past external appearances to find the neediness and insecurity that usually lies deep down.
Denial. Also indirect jabs; that, pointless speeches and the famous silent treatment are my old man's only means of communication.
Of my three major relationships two were on anti psychotics and both became incredibly abusive after we got really into the relationship. I also am not too much into external appearances, I prefer a person I can have a decent talk with. Literally some good discussions or debates turns me on way more than a pretty face. I've been fwb with too many pretty faces that were incredibly shallow and just looking for some sex. That being said I don't much like a person that is too lazy to take care of himself. I put a lot of effort into having a decent body, I expect the same from a partner.
Well I have noticed that every time my dad sees an obvious gay guy and I'm around, he starts ranting about how homosexuality is the most unacceptable thing in the world. Is it really denial?
I mean, I am 21 years old and believe I have gay voice, but even if I don't, I am not very masculine at all; I have never talked to him about girls or mentioned finding a girl attractive; When I was 13, he walked in on me and a male friend fooling around (at the time, after hitting me, he gave me the silence treatment for about a month, but we never talked about it again); There's clearly something different about me and both he and my mom know it. Fuck, I think he really is in denial.
Sucks that soon I'll have to rub it in his face that I love dicks just like all the flamers he can't stand.
>tfw no short twink/ femboy bf to wear my big sweaters
Whoever brought this meme up fuck you because now I desire a tiny bf to wear my clothes.
Probably true tbqh senpai. I prefer discussions about various sciences, scifi and fantasy literature, and comic book shit. Mechanical stuff is okay too, like cars or motorcycles or home builder stuff. A lot of people can't get over their delusion that only sports are interesting, and anybody that doesn't like sports is boring too.
>tfw no masc man who's insecure about his looks but will buy me turtlenecks and dominate me in debates
I'm sorry to hear it. Hopefully they'll get their own issues sorted out in due time.
Still, I'm not sure anyone could actually meet your standards - not for long, anyway, especially if you're after someone who would actively disagree with you to the point that it would merit a long and heated discussion. Perhaps you would settle for someone who is simply willing to try? One who might welcome being coaxed into some form of physical or mental self-improvement; yet, someone you could accept and love 'as they are'.
Would a man have to break into your house simply to get a chance at meeting you? I would go to that length, you know.
>crippling social anxiety
You wouldn't be here if you really did have such tbqh, you sound exactly like all those flamers that believe they're not flamers just because they don't paint their nails
even more annoying than straight up lizard femmes @ pride
:T i really like parts of it
pretty much all of them except for the pacific journal of adam ewing and the ghastly ordeal of timothy cavendish
i try not to be all uppity about that because like
it's good people are reading, and movie adaptions aren't always a bad thing it's just like
when people claim to be voracious readers... but all they wanna talk about is hunger games and harry potter...
>when people claim to be voracious readers... but all they wanna talk about is hunger games and harry potter...
Yep. I'm lenient on it, but gets pretty tiring to hear about fifty shades when you just want to talk to people about discourses, even though discourses is also popular as fuck
So now I can't talk about myself because if I do that means I am a crazy narcissistic flamer?
Yes, I am feminine, but I am also shy, quiet and don't get along with obnoxious, loud feminine gay men at all (or loud people in general). I don't know why that is so difficult to believe, but w/e.
>but gets pretty tiring to hear about fifty shades
i was working at a theater when that came out
every fucking person wanted to talk about how that book is the best ever written, and discuss all their theories, and how they hoped that x scene was in the movie, and it took all i had not to scream
like m'am that's great but there are literally 400 people behind you who also want to tell me about it so take your ticket and step the fuck on
>so now I can't talk about myself
>goes on to talk about himself some more
Just face it - you don't suffer from 'crippling' social anxiety, nor do you hate being the center of attention. You're just a shy nerd. That's fuckin it bruv.
Maybe a 4th house Sun in a fire sign. That would definitely make for a sensitive shut-in whose apparent timidness derives from a fear of rejection - a fear of not being accepted 'in the spotlight'. But >astrology
I'll just stop right now.
>it's just like when people claim to be voracious readers... but all they wanna talk about is hunger games and harry potter...
Nigger you're reading Cloud Atlas. You are those people.
That just sounds so pretentious.
Read or don't but half the "obscure" lit people read is really world renowned famous classics.
I read all the time, but to call oneself hardcore just sounds retarded, there's nothing unique or special about being able to read.
trips confirm you're a qt
Nah, I actually suffer from social anxiety. No reason to lie about that, it's pretty fucked up. I wish I could say I'm just a 'shy nerd,' but it's not the case.
I have been to a few shrinks and tried a couple of meds, but no improvement.
Next month I'm starting an internship that will require me to interact with many people. Hopefully that will help a bit.
i've read all the hp/hunger games/twilights
i think they serve a purpose, and it's great that they get people to read, but i wish people would like branch out from that afterward instead of just sticking with the ya stuff, because (hp notwithstanding) they're actually really poor books. much better movies desu
Not even about the quality of writing, but just like... why don't people actively read books that they think is interesting rather than being told by some marketers what to read next? TBQH the most fun I've had in a book I thought was going to be absolute trash was this one based on the perfect dark zero game, literally bargain bin but I just read it because it looked interesting. Why more don't have similar curiosity is weird.
hot but I meant in others
unless you also are turned on by those who want to die on your motorcycle
>TBQH the most fun I've had in a book I thought was going to be absolute trash
i'm trying to break myself of the habit of buying books without thinking because i keep ending up with ones that are actual trash
anyone else a stereotypical 90s nerd, love being alone, but want to be completely dominated in bed?
>mfw someone less than 6' has the hots for me
>mfw I inquire into someone's interests and they say "literally nothing", or even worse, "twitch and video games"
>mfw ask a guy if he's into reading, he says yes, and starts talking about some shitty prole pig-feed literature like the Hunger Games
>tfw online friends think i'm an asshole because i consider chicago gang violence to be more of a class issue than a race issue
do i have shit friends or am i shit? both?
Everyone knows Chicago gang violence is a racial issue. There are too many filthy niggers in that city. What's so hard about that to acknowledge, anon?
>tfw you'll never have the qt manlet you want because you're too awkward to ask him out
Fuck you for hating on manlets, they're a blessing
i mean it can be both (ie class/race distinctions serving in negative feedback loop) but that is probably grounds for a more nuanced discussion on the impact of class and economy on the racial demographics of crime and if you think you're going to be able to have that discussion on 4chan.org (or anywhere) you're retarded.
booger, you're retarded.
manlets are majority of the time a curse though
Small twinks and femboys are wonderful but apparently being hairy and beardy doesn't really compliment the whole sub-1.8m look.
Not that I care, anyway, being short is the least of my problems.
yep manlets are very much a curse thanks
>tfw no tall, skelly bf to match your tall skellyness
this is hell
does anybody have >facial hair problems, not with growing it though
like I don't think I look too bad with facial hair, but everyone on socmedia/apps prefered my shaved face
>even during the holocaust
Skeles rekt. They aren't real twinks, and they should never pass for them. I hate looking at "twink" porn and seeing some malnourished men in their twenties fuckin'.
>pic related, real twinks
oh I see, the Auschwitz meme
fuck I'm retarded
can I blame it on drinking girly alcohol?
I don't know how to do a squat tho. I think I'd just break my back if I tried.
>tfw too ugly for people to message you first consistently
>too cute for people to have the courage to message you