Gaygen - Pajama Party Edition

1st for wide hips + alcohol

>tfw not a cat boy

>>5679654
Cheers. What u drinking?

>>5679644
I don't wear pajamas, just underwear. I have ugly pajama pants for when it's in negative temperatures and I have no spaceheater bf to keep the bed warm, though.

>>5679655
Well, you could try to be one at the very least.

>>5679655
what's stopping you?

>>5679651
I'm tempted desu.
>tfw 7'8 man stuck in 6'2" manlet body
>tfw it's too late to take growth hormones and transition
>tfw only feel normal while wearing stilts
cis fags will never know these feels.

>>5679634
Ohh gotchu. Yeah I will. I will soon.
>>5679636
Heh, I will. :3
>>5679651
Just for you hunty <3

I don't wear pyjamas

nude sleeper master race

>>5679644
If I had a boyfriend he'd wear really cute baby dolls. And I would wear stupid heart boxers. But I don't so I just wear whatever.

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>>5679665

Finished 4 Coronas, starting on some shitty blue flavoured vodka i found in the spare room.

I dont want to wake up for a long time.

who here literally too busy to date but not enough to stop bullying ann

I found a dead cat on the side of the road so I took it home and put some honey on it and then I ate it is that bad

>>5679694
>too busy to date
Worse than death.

>>5679680
>>5679668
When will science truly progress
>>5679695
yes

>>5679692
Almost finished my box wine. Have to rip out the bag soon and then there's nothing else to drink.

>>5679699
tbqh it's not that bad, I just can't focus all of my attention on one person right now. The thought of having to respond to texts from someone wanting to date makes me a little dizzy.

Hopefully in the future things get a little calm.

>>5679692
>shitty blue flavoured vodka i found in the spare room.
You might wanna slow down. That might just be listerine.
>>5679694
kek
>>5679695
Free protien is free protien.

>>5679688
How do you do it? When I sleep nude, my penis flops around and is distracting. Always needing attention.

>>5679694
Honestly, I have enough time to both date and bully Ann, but he isn't falling for my Jew schemes.

>>5679725
All penises need attention. Except small ones tbvh

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>>5679714

fuck you ill drink as fast as i want

>>5679700
you're obviously not that cut up about it if you're not eager to throw on some kitty ears and be a whore tbqh

>>5679725
>my Jew schemes.
>tfw no jewish bf to schlep with
>tfw no Jewish bf to kvetch when I forget to take the garbage out.

teenhood tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbsFfNB6Qv8

>>5679725

I sleep like half on my stomach so it just rests on the bed

>>5679732

Small wenises are cute

Is 5" small?

>>5679766

its about 0.1 inch under average

so small, but not unreasonable so

>there are some people alive who don't know the pure bliss of sleeping nude with someone who wears briefs
>or someone who wears a wifebeater and someone shirtless

missing out on experiments tbqh

>>5679766

Small enough to be small, although if you're a manlet it'll probs look average

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>>5679655
dog boys are better tbf (to be frank) family

>>5679759
I'd expect 'cute but small' to work out poorly for a pure bottom. But I'm not into being dicked so I'm all for it.

>>5679777
yay

>>5679780
think you mean pure top tbqh, pure bottoms might as well have clits

>>5679779

Tru

why'd you post a furry tranny though?

>>5679780

I don't understand this post desu

Cute but small is perf bottom material

Gay men that are in relationships who act flirtatiously with other gay men make me nervous.
How can they do that to their boyfriends?
It shouldn't bother me, but it does.
Why are gay men such sluts?

>>5679759
I have to sleep stomach down when naked and it still thinks it's time to fuck. I need practice.

>>5679766
Transition now and save yourself the embarrassment.

>>5679756
>tfw no bf to teach how to properly use schlep
>tfw no bf to kibitz with while at the gym
>tfw no bf to nosh with at parties

>>5679798
bc a lot of them have childhood abuse stories and therefore skipped out on childhood development and therefore can't possibly fathom the idea of self control because after all they deserve the world for being touched by uncle jim

tbqh, just a hunch

>>5679779
Something something fish lips and melon head.

>>5679791
>>5679793
Apologies - I was thinking about the guy on the receiving end. The top can probably get off anyway, with varying degrees of success.

>>5679779
ruff ruff motherfucker

>>5679801
>implying being smaller than you're top isn't the best

>>5679811
how are you so new but already the most annoying worst trip? is it your small penis that compels you to be this awful?

>>5679819
Your rage sustains me

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>>5679820
h8errrsss make me fammouss xDDD

>>5679798
>tfw you keep thinking about dating someone but you don't want to cheat on your steady, imaginary boyfriend
There's also the stuff about not wanting to get shot at by the shittier half of the family tree but still, I guess it's about time to admit I've got problems.

>>5679811
I'm not asking for a shot of your small or possibly average-sized bulge - but I am asking for a shot of your bulge.

>>5679828
Who is this feces species

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Hi boys

Who's watching the debate?

>>5679839
pretty sure ellen degenerate tbqh

>>5679847
why would anyone do that shit lmao

>>5679850
Because politics are fun..

>>5679850
>Not caring about politics
shit tier tbqh

>>5679855
Yes they are, but debates are the most boring parts of politics.

And even if you're interested in something as dull as debates, everyone is going to be spamming the good parts online.

>>5679836
>steady, imaginary boyfriend
LOOOL
i have one of these too. helps with the loneliness. for years and years.

>>5679793
>why'd you post a furry tranny though?
I had no cute anime dog boys :(
>>5679806
>Something something fish lips and melon head.
you'd still a marty tho, don't lie.

>get out of shitty relationship four years ago
>swear I'll never do it again
>suddenly
>beautiful, abrasive, snarky and strangely caring and vulnerable redhead catapults into my life

I went kicking and screaming every inch of the way, but I've fallen hard.

watching Scout's Guide to a Zombie Apocalypse
Main character is total qt

>>5679885
>I went kicking and screaming every inch of the way
yeah ok sis w/e lies you tell yourself

>>5679885
You're one of the biggest fags I've seen here yet.

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>>5679847
#CruzCrew here. Anyone else?

>>5679836
>imaginary boyfriend
Sometimes, I buy oversized sweaters and t-shirts and wear them as if they were his. It never felt odd before now. Jesus, I need to stop this.

>>5679899
>not voting trump

>>5679890
We did nothing but argue bitterly for the first six months that we knew each other. Even now, we're still kind of on shaky ground. But I guess you're right. I probably knew from the outset that I'd wind up liking him which more than likely why I tried so hard to make myself hate him and vice versa.

>>5679894
Fair enough.

>>5679914
>I guess you're right
Feel free to say it again tbqh

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>>5679910
>being fooled into thinking a big-government bigwig is a real Republican

Ignorance is cute, anon. Wanna campaign for Cruz together when he gets the nomination?

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>>5679899
>Cruz

honestly I can't comprehend why people support him. It's either because they have a mental disease or are paid shills.

>>5679929
>literally voting for the guy who said gay marriage legalization was equivalent to 9/11
>Goldman Sachs the candidate

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>>5679929
>Cruz
>not a paid-for establishment cuckservative

On top of that he's also a Canadian spic.

>>5679847
>tfw slow growing realization that i hate literally every single candidate running on both sides
america take me into the fucking void

>>5679935
>I get all of my politics from Salon and /pol/

>>5679942
>salon
vomitinganimegirl.png

>>5679914
>I tried so hard to make myself hate him and vice versa.
y tho?

>>5679941
there has never been an election in north america in the past 50 years (or more) with candidates actually worth voting for tbqh

>>5679877
No doubt. Thankfully, I'm not allergic and don't mind the shedding at all!

>>5679909
Wait, why would you? I have lucid dreams about him, you know. All sorts of dreams, cute and lewd. Occasionally wet. But mostly cute.

>>5679644
>tfw you will never be a qt catboy

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>>5679930
We're all queers here, so your "mental disease" point is moot. But, yes, I am a Cruz shill. I tweet #CruzCrew for AP (a.k.a. CruzCoins) on his campaign app.

>tfw culturally enriching this thread with nekos

>>5679964
iktf

>>5679923
I guess you're right, again. There. On the upside, we both got really drunk and had this weird argument so I'm pretty sure he hates me forever now.

>>5679955
Because I make pathologically bad decisions.

Hello faggots

>>5679979
hi

>>5679935
Just because his wife isn't a Slovenian whore and actually made her own way in life, that doesn't mean he's Goldman Sachs' puppet.

Cruz will get the government out of the economy completely - he has pledged to remove all subsidies and tax breaks. That's why the cuckservative establishment hates him - because THEY'RE the ones who are on the G-S payroll.

>>5679940
>Cruz
>establishment

Nice meme.

>>5679979
you have to be taller than 5'10 to post here :)

>ywn not be gay

>>5679990
go look at his campaign contributors

>>5679989
Who are you

>>5679994
Rules are meant to be broken bitch

>>5679997
Reagan took donations. Coolidge took donations. If Cruz takes donations, so what? Cruz has pledged to remove government from the economy completely. There's no backing out of that, and there's no way special interest legislation could survive a Cruz administration.

>>5680012
>Cruz has pledged to remove government from the economy completely. There's no backing out of that

That's it

We found it

the dumbest thing ever posted on gaygen

>>5680012
if you think cruz is going to successfully remove subsidies from say, even the the agricultural sector let alone any other facet of the us economy you're delusional

>>5679909
That's pretty intense.
Post Pics
I'll be your irl imaginary bf.

>>5680012
>government out of economy completely
>good
"I never took an economics course"

>>5680012
>Someone actually believes this

>>5680019
nothing will ever top your thirsty posts though senpai lets be real

>>5680019
>>5680024
>not understanding hyperbole

Christ, who's the stupid one here?

>>5680021
>not realizing that Cruz said he would stop Iowa's ethanol from mooching off of the government's teat
>not realizing that he got bashed by big Ag. + Iowa's governor for this
>not realizing that he won Iowa anyways, because he's just that based

>>5680040
>Rafael "Ted" Cruz
>Based

this thread right now is a good reason why you should never date a faggot who claims to like 'politics' even if right leaning

y'all just fucked up from head to toe

>>5680054
TRUMP 2016
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
He will make catboy BFs real

>>5680037

My posts are the best, most intelligent posts on gaygen desu and the only thing keeping this place from falling apart

>>5680040

"There's no backing out" isn't a hyperbole lol

There either is or isn't and there's literally nothing stopping any politician from backing out of any of his promises

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new saint bernard puppy at work, he's a total qt

post your animals

>>5680054
talking about politics is just asking for disaster desu

i've been reading more about some of the more extreme primitivism anti-civ stuff like zerzan/kaczynski/species traitor, i don't think i agree with much of it, but it's interesting

>>5680040
>muh big business
>muh establishment trying to keep me out
You really don't understand economics do you

>>5680069
He supports Cruz, do you even need to ask that question
>>5680067
>tfw based golden retriever I had all my life died last spring

>>5680054
Politics is the only field where people who have no experience will think themselves experts. You never see someone trying to give a doctor advice on how to do medical work, yet people who read an article on buzzfeed think their experts. It's maddening

>>5680068
The human brain is pretty much rigged to operate within a tribal structure, or so I'm told. That kind of thing is quite appealing on some level.

>>5680079
To be fair trump says basically the same and has retarded protectionist policy ideas

>>5680068
tbqh I only really talk politics to people offline, and only if all just chilling together at a fire

otherwise I hate discussing it, too many want to talk about it but are absolute idiots. Like shit, I don't know all about the economy so I don't talk about it, why can't people do the same with politics?

>>5680083
this 100%

>>5680066
I was referring to your remarks on "removing the government from the economy completely", baka.

>>5680069
>he took Keynesian Economics 101 in HS
>thinks he knows economics

>>5679644
I wear boxer briefs and a tanktop. Does that count as pajamas?

>>5680098
>he thinks throwing in a conservative buzzword makes his argument accurate

>>5680099
Pajama I'd an umbrella term; they can be whatever you like. I only sleep in underwear

>>5679665
Not the Anon you are talking to, but I'm on my 8th Pabst right now, I don't really know why I'm not drunk. usually I would be ready to sleep by now. Maybe I became an alcohol?

>>5679681
I know that feel Ann. I'm way too short. When will people stop asking me about the weather up here, and start asking me about what the surface of the moon looks like?

>>5680118
Well, you might want to take that as a warning sign. Alcoholics don't really experience hangovers - they drink themselves into another haze as soon as the early symptoms hit them.

>>5680098

That was one quotation of what you said lad

>>5680112

In a jock, right?

>>5679990
>Nice meme.
It's literally reality though.

Now, I had heard that Hitler didn't like booger.
I always thought they were kindred spirits of the grass.

But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.

>>5679695
I lol'd

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>>5680134
Nah usually just underwear or pic related

>guy shows interest
>asks me out
>I stop responding

>other guy shows interest
>asks me if I'm up for movies
>I stop responding to him

I'm beginning to think my mind runs on windows10 and won't stop crashing tbqh

>>5679750
Peepee must be sad because he has no keys to clean in that key cleaner. I agree with you tho about drinking as fast as you want. Listerine isn't too bad of a beverage, basically just mint liquer.

>>5680159
Well, why did you stop responding to them? Did you suspect their intentions and assume the worst?

>>5680159

I think my dick is like that.
I get well hard leaning in for a first kiss with someone, and then once we're actually doing stuff it wanders off horsefucking.

>>5679772
I enjoy wearing boxerbriefs and tanktop while sleeping. I enjoy my partner to be nude. nice setup tbqh

>>5680183
Erections are not strictly necessary for sexual activity.

>>5680182
No I just stop responding. I try to check for errors but none show up

>>5680198
You're afraid of something

>>5680183
>I get well hard leaning in for a first kiss with someone
i hate that, i get rokksolid (and v leaky) when kissing, making out, or even like being touched nonsexually, but once clothes come off it's like womp womp

>>5680209
But what? I'm not that afraid of meeting "strangers", not afraid of sex either, so I don't know why I hang up.

>>5680211

I think part of it has to do with hating my body.

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>>5679963
Why would I stop spending money on stuff that trick me into thinking I am loved when I am actually not?

>>5680023
I feel like gaygen has enough of ugly anons face pics to mock. But here's one of them sweaters.

>>5680211
>>>>/straightgen/

>>5680251
i don't care if you're horribly disfigured pls b in london

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>>5680256
how DARE you accuse me of being a hetra
i have never been so offended in my life

>>5680227
What about emotional intimacy? It can hurt a lot when you open up to someone and share your silliest dreams and darkest secrets only to have them push you away soon after; more so if you'd been planning on living a life alongside them (and that might sound dumb now - but a lack of experience sometimes makes for pretty high expectations).

>>5680251
Sometimes the silliest things help out the most in coping with difficult circumstances. But you know yourself best; maybe it's not helping after all.

>>5680133
Well shit. I should probably stop drinking for a while then.

>>5680272
Nice gif bb

>>5680304
thanks i think it really conveys my tone

>>5679909
>Sometimes, I buy oversized sweaters and t-shirts and wear them as if they were his. It never felt odd before now. Jesus, I need to stop this.
i... i do this too. i like wearing XL t-shirts because it feels like i'm wearing a hot guy's shirt... ;~;

>>5680283
>emotional intimacy
Maybe, I don't really think it's that either. I don't really have trouble opening up but I don't really feel like opening up to a majority of people. Maybe I'm just meeting the wrong people and it's fucking up my perception of others.

>>5679909
>>5680317

lmao what a couple of pathetic fags

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>post on here a while ago about roommates having a relationship that I mistook for le ebin bromance shit
>realize their relationship is really, really cute
>disgustingly so
>previously considered myself curious/pretty gay but also mostly asexual and/or too absorbed in studies and extra circulars to give it serious thought
>suddenly kind of want a relationship
>anons responding to my original post suggested I fug the third roommate
>mfw I'm considering it

>>5680317
>tfw you buy xxl shirts
>tfw they fit perfectly
>tfw you are the hot guy
>tfw your bf will never have an oversized shirt for you to wear

Still it's cute tho when my shirts are worn as a comfort item. It makes me all warm and shit.

>>5680317
>tfw just got a nice wide-necked sweater

my bf is almost the same size as me so it isn't as cute when he wears it.

>someone I barely know states he always knew I was gay
>ask him how
>he says I have fem hands
smdh stop this gay shit immediately

i mean oversized shirts are nice
but it's great when you and your bf wear the same size and you walk around naked except for one of his small shirts that he left at your house

Just came across the guy who I had my first and only sexual experience with. I hadn't seen him in about 9 years.

We gave each other handjobs when we were 12 and I fell in love with him, but he moved to another state and we never saw each other again.

I was petrified when he came up to me, no idea how to react. He is so handsome now it's ridiculous. But he was with his girlfriend, who he's been dating for almost 6 years. ;-;

I'm feeling really miserable now. He probably thought I was a retard or something.
The whole thing also made me realize how far behind in life I am. We're the same age, and he's in a stable hetero relationship while I'm a pathetic gay virgin who has only ever touched one guy almost a decade ago.

>>5680346

lmao

post your gay hands

>>5680251
Too cute.
>>5680317
I kind of want to do this. But I don't think it'd work out with an xs.

>>5680352

>little nerd hitting on guy with abs on facebook plus pics of them years later where he's morphed into a neckbearded lardass.jpg

>>5680346
What are fem hands?
Limp-wrists or something?

>all these virgins into oversized shit
>as if life is an anime

it's actually best when your boyfriend doesn't let you wear his stuff even when you beg and so you're stuck looking like a slut for the day tbqh

>>5680352
>a relationship determines quality of life.

>>5680272
>tfw when you're not black and/or fem so you don't know how to be sassy and instead you just sperg out

>>5680323
That could be it. It'd be a questionable start to your relationship if you had to take a leap of faith just to go out with them, anyway.

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>>5679772
Wise bottoms wear less clothes than their man during downtime so they can grope your body and feel empowered before bed/spontaneous sex.

>>5680376
For some of us, it does. What is a man in isolation, really?

Anon pls halb. I want a relationship. How can I meet somebody that is actually interested in a relationship? Most people I've fucked wanted only sex. The ones that wanted a long term monogamous relationship were crazy as fuck. I don't mind a good bang, but I also want to settle down, and even when I had a fuck buddy I just ended up hurt because despite the fact that I knew it wasn't anything besides physical, I still have romantic fetishes.

>>5680333
Lots of people are jealous of relationships. Are you attracted to this other roommate.

>>5680378
The fuck is this?

>>5680251
where you from babe

>>5680392

Fuck a bunch of guys until you find one you click with

desu that seems to be how it works 99% of the time these days

>>5680378
What the fuck Anon?

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>>5680363
yeah. i wear mediums so it isn't much of a dramatic size differences either way. ;~;
>tfw never be an xs 5'4'' fuckboi

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>>5680393
>>5680400
Fire Emblem anyone?

>>5680403
>tfw am 5'4" fuckboi :^)

>8/10 twink sits next to me in class
>can't shut up about #FeeltheBern
>always blathering about "muh evil corporations"
>100% self righteous twit

I typically bottom, but I feel like pinning this little sissy faggot down and hatefucking his brains out. Anybody know this feel?

>at a restaurant with family and a bunch of relatives
>waiter is a flamer
>my dad says something to the effect of 'I don't understand why faggots need to talk like that and rub it in our faces that they like to suck dick"
>everyone in the table agrees

yet I'm pretty sure I have a horrible case of gay voice myself. are they deaf or something? I don't understand my fucking family.

>>5680399
Why is sex a requirement? I prefer a nice mind, most dudes I've met can barely hold a decent conversation, except maybe about sports. Where might I meet a dude? I've considered going back to college, I dropped out freshman year to help run my family business, and now I'm worried that I'm too old for college.

>>5680394
France

>>5680414
ummm yes please hate fuck me. ;~;

>>5680412
i am unbelievably envious.

>>5680421
j'aime les oiseaux j'aime les mecs j'aime les personnes françaises j'aime le fromagge j'aime le comme ci comme ca j'aime le je m'appelle j'aime le ca va bien e toi

>>5680411
i'm rdy 4 fates tbqh

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>>5680415
Why are they so mean? Gay voice is cute, honestly. The notion of someone surrendering themselves to cock so much that their voice alters to attract mates...

>>5680421
omellete au be my bf ty bye fromagge

>>5680415
you probably don't really, at least in comparison to the waiter

>tfw can't help but put a bunch of cute stickers on all selfies
>so much so that the image becomes 90% stickers and 8% my hands/phone, 2% my face

end it

>>5680455
>stickers

Tacky and tasteless.

>>5680392
Well, define 'crazy'. You can't really become intimate with someone and have a long term relationship with them if you send them off as soon as you start to get break past external appearances to find the neediness and insecurity that usually lies deep down.

>>5680415
Denial. Also indirect jabs; that, pointless speeches and the famous silent treatment are my old man's only means of communication.

>>5680442
well it's not working obviously since they're repelling straight males and gay males

>>5680461
they're selfies anyways, there's no way they aren't going to be tacky lmao

>>5680465
It works on me. Only for quick pump and dumps, though.

>>5680467
>selfies
>stickers

Double-digit IQ detected.

>>5680455
Post bussy babby. :^)

>>5680429
Cute

>>5680477
actually single digit tbqh

>>5680442
only severe shut ins say shit like this

>>5680463
Of my three major relationships two were on anti psychotics and both became incredibly abusive after we got really into the relationship. I also am not too much into external appearances, I prefer a person I can have a decent talk with. Literally some good discussions or debates turns me on way more than a pretty face. I've been fwb with too many pretty faces that were incredibly shallow and just looking for some sex. That being said I don't much like a person that is too lazy to take care of himself. I put a lot of effort into having a decent body, I expect the same from a partner.

>>5680465
Maybe. Personally, I'm rather fond of effeminate guys but not so much the loud and flaming variety as the shy and quiet type. They do exist, right?

>>5680497
>>>>>>/christianmingle/
you sound too boring to actually have good debates with

>>5680421
J'aime beaucoup les mecs français, ils sont beaux et la langue est aussi belle. J'y vais aller aux vacances de printemps avec ma famille. Donnez-moi votre nombre de téléphone :3c

>>5680412
I think you still owe us some pics.

>>5680415
I'm going to guess that you either don't or that it was a passive aggressive thing aimed at you.

>>5680463
>indirect jabs
Well I have noticed that every time my dad sees an obvious gay guy and I'm around, he starts ranting about how homosexuality is the most unacceptable thing in the world. Is it really denial?
I mean, I am 21 years old and believe I have gay voice, but even if I don't, I am not very masculine at all; I have never talked to him about girls or mentioned finding a girl attractive; When I was 13, he walked in on me and a male friend fooling around (at the time, after hitting me, he gave me the silence treatment for about a month, but we never talked about it again); There's clearly something different about me and both he and my mom know it. Fuck, I think he really is in denial.
Sucks that soon I'll have to rub it in his face that I love dicks just like all the flamers he can't stand.

>>5680530
>wanting to see my grossness
I posted one last night

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>tfw no short twink/ femboy bf to wear my big sweaters

Whoever brought this meme up fuck you because now I desire a tiny bf to wear my clothes.

>>5680545
is 5'7'' tiny enough ;-;

>>5680545
hi anon

>>5680507
Probably true tbqh senpai. I prefer discussions about various sciences, scifi and fantasy literature, and comic book shit. Mechanical stuff is okay too, like cars or motorcycles or home builder stuff. A lot of people can't get over their delusion that only sports are interesting, and anybody that doesn't like sports is boring too.

>>5680504
Nope, sorry.

>>5680514
Oh. Where exactly?

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>tfw no masc man who's insecure about his looks but will buy me turtlenecks and dominate me in debates

>>5680545
Do twinks that like to be dominated but prefer to penetrate exist?

>>5680559
I'm a reallyyy shy feminine gay guy who hates being the center of attention, has very few friends and spends most of his day alone reading books. I do exist.

>>5680564
Hi

>>5680570
>hates being the center of attention
>tries to make things about him
you're in denial about being an obnoxious flamer

why is gaygen so masc4femme today

>>5680579
bc its masterrace
>tfw no muscly bf wearing nothing but hat and eyeblack to dominate me

>>5680565
subtop twinks are a precious treasure
i knew one once

>>5680570
I wanna fug/read books with you

>>5680579
it's just roleplayers

>>5680576
how can I be a flamer when I hardly ever open my mouth due to crippling social anxiety and wear plain tshirts and jeans

I am the opposite of a flamer

>>5680570
Where did you say I can meet you?

>>5680570
>>5680584
What are you reading right now btw. I just got done with The Stranger and now I'm on The Hamlet

>>5680497
I'm sorry to hear it. Hopefully they'll get their own issues sorted out in due time.

Still, I'm not sure anyone could actually meet your standards - not for long, anyway, especially if you're after someone who would actively disagree with you to the point that it would merit a long and heated discussion. Perhaps you would settle for someone who is simply willing to try? One who might welcome being coaxed into some form of physical or mental self-improvement; yet, someone you could accept and love 'as they are'.

>>5680570
Would a man have to break into your house simply to get a chance at meeting you? I would go to that length, you know.

>>5680587
>crippling social anxiety
You wouldn't be here if you really did have such tbqh, you sound exactly like all those flamers that believe they're not flamers just because they don't paint their nails

even more annoying than straight up lizard femmes @ pride

>>5680584
>tfw no one to talk about books with
i read constantly and i always wanna gush but i never can
i'm like 3/4 finished with cloud atlas atm

>>5680597
>tfw the only people who want to talk about books around you are those that read books right before their movie adaptation comes out
fug mi lyf

>>5680597
>i'm like 3/4 finished with cloud atlas atm
bleeeeh

>>5680596
>you wouldn't be on 4chan if you had social anxiety

wtf

>>5680575
pls be in london

>>5680543
I wasn't here last night.
>>5680580
I'm down. No idea how to put eyeliner on though.

>>5680610
more like
>you wouldn't be on 4chan making a discussion all about you if you actually had 'crippling' social anxiety
big difference friend

>>5680614
eye black isn't eyeliner. Its that stuff athletes put under thier eyes

>>5680609
:T i really like parts of it
pretty much all of them except for the pacific journal of adam ewing and the ghastly ordeal of timothy cavendish

>>5680604
i try not to be all uppity about that because like
it's good people are reading, and movie adaptions aren't always a bad thing it's just like
when people claim to be voracious readers... but all they wanna talk about is hunger games and harry potter...

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>>5680618
gotchu

>>5680624
>when people claim to be voracious readers... but all they wanna talk about is hunger games and harry potter...
Yep. I'm lenient on it, but gets pretty tiring to hear about fifty shades when you just want to talk to people about discourses, even though discourses is also popular as fuck

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>>5680551
>>5680553
hello, pls be in midwest. Ok thanks.

and yea 5'7" is tiny enough, I'm 6'4".

>>5680545
is 5'6" okay senpai :*

>>5680616
So now I can't talk about myself because if I do that means I am a crazy narcissistic flamer?

Yes, I am feminine, but I am also shy, quiet and don't get along with obnoxious, loud feminine gay men at all (or loud people in general). I don't know why that is so difficult to believe, but w/e.

>>5680629
Eww the facial "hair" looks gross tbvh

>>5680629
>but gets pretty tiring to hear about fifty shades
i was working at a theater when that came out
every fucking person wanted to talk about how that book is the best ever written, and discuss all their theories, and how they hoped that x scene was in the movie, and it took all i had not to scream
like m'am that's great but there are literally 400 people behind you who also want to tell me about it so take your ticket and step the fuck on

>>5680636
>so now I can't talk about myself
>goes on to talk about himself some more

Just face it - you don't suffer from 'crippling' social anxiety, nor do you hate being the center of attention. You're just a shy nerd. That's fuckin it bruv.

>>5680614
I deleted the pic, but its prob archived on some site

>>5680594
Not after somebody that would disagree with me, just somebody that has opinions and knowledge and is willing to discuss it.

>>5680643
lmao
a sex book turned all these people into hardcore readers apparently
same with twilight, I will never understand how those books turn non-readers into hardcore readers tbqh

>>5680616
Maybe a 4th house Sun in a fire sign. That would definitely make for a sensitive shut-in whose apparent timidness derives from a fear of rejection - a fear of not being accepted 'in the spotlight'. But >astrology
I'll just stop right now.

>>5680624
>it's just like when people claim to be voracious readers... but all they wanna talk about is hunger games and harry potter...
Nigger you're reading Cloud Atlas. You are those people.

>>5680612
Sorry mate, American here. Does this interest you tho:
>6'3"
>225lbs (muscle, not fat)
>biker
>enjoys reading and sciences

>>5680655
I actually really like astrology but barely anyone actually talks about anything other than birth month signs.

>>5680654
>hardcore reader
That just sounds so pretentious.
Read or don't but half the "obscure" lit people read is really world renowned famous classics.
I read all the time, but to call oneself hardcore just sounds retarded, there's nothing unique or special about being able to read.
>>5680666
Hiiiiiiii
trips confirm you're a qt

>>5680646
Nah, I actually suffer from social anxiety. No reason to lie about that, it's pretty fucked up. I wish I could say I'm just a 'shy nerd,' but it's not the case.
I have been to a few shrinks and tried a couple of meds, but no improvement.

Next month I'm starting an internship that will require me to interact with many people. Hopefully that will help a bit.

>>5680666
yeah but what are you into tho

>>5680580
>fucking with hats on
Disgusting

>>5680680
shit taste anon

>>5680580
>tfw no masc bf who is straight but makes an exception for my feminine ass

>>5680673
So it's not actually crippling, as I've been trying to make a point about the entire time.

>>5680631
Is 6'3" tiny enough?

>>5680676
dying on the highway within 3 years on his motorcycle

>>5680659
keep tryin

>>5680654
i've read all the hp/hunger games/twilights
i think they serve a purpose, and it's great that they get people to read, but i wish people would like branch out from that afterward instead of just sticking with the ya stuff, because (hp notwithstanding) they're actually really poor books. much better movies desu

>>5680695
>keep tryin
what did he mean by this?

>>5680673
Well, I wish you the best of luck. Perhaps you'll meet your cute boyfriend among these people.

>>5680417
How old are you?

>>5680708
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
ha
No you won't

>>5680695
Not even about the quality of writing, but just like... why don't people actively read books that they think is interesting rather than being told by some marketers what to read next? TBQH the most fun I've had in a book I thought was going to be absolute trash was this one based on the perfect dark zero game, literally bargain bin but I just read it because it looked interesting. Why more don't have similar curiosity is weird.

>>5680694
hot but I meant in others
unless you also are turned on by those who want to die on your motorcycle

>>5680649
Doesn't help me none.
>>5680666
Post bike pics

>>5680693
I'd like a 6'3" bf but you wouldn't fulfill my newfound big clothes on bf fetish

>>5680676
Mostly dudes that like to be mildly dominated, but not necessarily bottom only. I actually prefer to bottom usually, anal orgasm is best orgams.

>>5680692
Yeah, maybe crippling was not the right word, since I can, at least, get out of my house and talk to people, even if I struggle a lot.

>>5680708
Thank you, anon.

>>5680714
Well, I appreciate your support

>>5680714
There really is no reason why he couldn't, though.

>>5680682
I'll wear a hat for you, but you have to let me tie you up and slap you a bit, and deny your orgasm before I slide your cock into my ass.

>>5680694
lol I've been riding for 14 years and hearing this same drivel since the start.

>>5680718
>TBQH the most fun I've had in a book I thought was going to be absolute trash
i'm trying to break myself of the habit of buying books without thinking because i keep ending up with ones that are actual trash

>now clean the snot off my dick, you twisted faggot

>>5680720
Post number 5669398
>>5669398

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anyone else a stereotypical 90s nerd, love being alone, but want to be completely dominated in bed?

>>5680709
Mid twenties

>>5680742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBQB_UttnB4

Y-y-yum...?

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>mfw someone less than 6' has the hots for me
>mfw I inquire into someone's interests and they say "literally nothing", or even worse, "twitch and video games"
>mfw ask a guy if he's into reading, he says yes, and starts talking about some shitty prole pig-feed literature like the Hunger Games

>>5680741
There are some vintage book stores in the area, wanna go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkmWuOcinPk

omg is this where yall hang out

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>tfw online friends think i'm an asshole because i consider chicago gang violence to be more of a class issue than a race issue
;~;
do i have shit friends or am i shit? both?

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>>5680763
Everyone knows Chicago gang violence is a racial issue. There are too many filthy niggers in that city. What's so hard about that to acknowledge, anon?

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>>5680758
>tfw you'll never have the qt manlet you want because you're too awkward to ask him out
Fuck you for hating on manlets, they're a blessing

>>5680763
i mean it can be both (ie class/race distinctions serving in negative feedback loop) but that is probably grounds for a more nuanced discussion on the impact of class and economy on the racial demographics of crime and if you think you're going to be able to have that discussion on 4chan.org (or anywhere) you're retarded.

booger, you're retarded.

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>>5680779
manlets are majority of the time a curse though

>>5680783
thanks senpai.
you are a good person.
i might love you.
please love me back.

>>5680777
CHECKED

>>5680779
Small twinks and femboys are wonderful but apparently being hairy and beardy doesn't really compliment the whole sub-1.8m look.

Not that I care, anyway, being short is the least of my problems.

>>5680787
No we're a blessing

>>5680761
>vintage
are we talking like an old used book store or what
cause i made the mistake of going into the 'vintage' section at the last bookstore and that shit was ludicrous

>>5680779
I could never imagine the effeminate Asian borderline-midget who's into me, actually fucking me.

>butthurt manlet detected

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>>5680795
LOL
yep manlets are very much a curse thanks

>>5680777
why do his eyebrows have eyebrows

>>5680799
This place is both. They have a case with books hundreds of years old, it's pretty cool. There's also a vintage clothing store up the street from there as well.

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>>5680787
90% of all things are crap though

>>5680793
Yeah but I'm not into lumberjack-core anyways so it's manlets all the way

>>5680800
>implying I'm a manlet
I'm 6'3"

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>>5680815
>tfw no tall, skelly bf to match your tall skellyness

this is hell

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does anybody have >facial hair problems, not with growing it though

like I don't think I look too bad with facial hair, but everyone on socmedia/apps prefered my shaved face

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>>5680814
i hope it's pic related
good night

>>5680821
skelly on skelly is v nice

>>5680814
I've got a similar store in my area. It's a nice place, and smells great.

being 5'7 does not make me a manlet! i am a normal sized man
fuck all of you

>>5680838
i'm sorry for your delusions

>>5680838
being 5'10 makes you a manlet
being 5'7 makes you a clinical dwarf tbqh

>>5680815
that image is touching, I'm glad even during the holocaust people were able to love one another

>>5680823
You kinda look like James Franco to be for some reason. Your hair makes you look real stupid, though. Gotta get something done about that. Hair can make or break you.

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>>5680821
I'd like that too actually
I'd just like a bf in general I think

>>5680848
>implying the fact that we have colour photography necessitates that we only shoot in colour

>>5680860
the memes are too strong

>>5680848
>being 5'10 makes you a manlet
>being 5'7 makes you a clinical dwarf tbqh
so you wouldnt date me anon? ;-; rude

>>5680862
im going to pretend you got the joke and didn't legitimately think it was about the style of photo

>>5680868
i'd date you but you're probably a needy bottom so no

>>5680838
At least it makes the D look bigger.

>>5680871
yea you're right I am

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>>5680848
>even during the holocaust

Skeles rekt. They aren't real twinks, and they should never pass for them. I hate looking at "twink" porn and seeing some malnourished men in their twenties fuckin'.

>pic related, real twinks

>>5680885
dream aesthetic tbqh

>>5680827
Lol! These thrift stores are great. Free HIV testing and they even sell top shelf protein.

>>5680834
Which the book store? This one has a good scent as well

>>5680885
twink gods tbqh
enough meat for bounce and no bones poking out
ban skeletons

>>5680884
manlets are only ok when not clingy
same with bears, clingy bears and/or manlets are T R A S H

>>5680902
Make your dreams a reality, anon. I'm working on it myself, and you can too.

>60 pushups a nite
>60 situps a nite
>starting to get toned abs and arms
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>5680916
am trying

>>5680916
Pretty much this, add 100 squats for dat ass.

>>5680928
>ass
Not with them nip genes, I don't. Which is just as well - I don't want anyone fiddling with my butt.

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>>5680871
oh I see, the Auschwitz meme
fuck I'm retarded
can I blame it on drinking girly alcohol?

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anyone else excited for the spring 2016 anime season? ;~;

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>>5680928
I don't know how to do a squat tho. I think I'd just break my back if I tried.

>>5680930
Don't need anybody to fiddle with the ass for it to look nice.

>>5680935
ya you can

>>5680943
>don't know how to do a squat
literally what

>>5680943
You have the internet. Unless you want a strong manly man to gently guide you through the motions...? Holding your hands and stuff.

>>5680943
It's basically crouch low, stand up, repeat 100 times. Look at some youtube videos or something. they aren't difficult.

>>5680952
Who doesn't want that
>tfw no bf to turn me into a gym bunny

>>5680952
That's really what I need. Seriously, it's hard to do all these fancy ass exercises without someone actually present to correct your posture and mistakes.

>>5680940
What anime is that?

>>5680966
Shounen Maid. It's coming out this spring. Supposed to be really cute and gay! :)))

>>5680961
I can help you do ass exercises honey. I know a lot of really fancy ass exercises.

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>>5680947
thanks b

>>5680961
fuck man weighted squats are one thing but if you really don't need someone to check your form so you can fucking bend your knees

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>tfw too ugly for people to message you first consistently
>too cute for people to have the courage to message you

>>5680979
but you really don't*

>>5680982
maybe you're just ugly enough that nobody wants to message you in the first place

>>5680972
Watching gay things is pure agony. Knowing I can't have anything like that.

>>5680984
did you miss the memetext, it clearly says otherwise, keep up

>>5680992
i used to be like that. but i've given up on finding a bf. i just have husbandos now.

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>>5680979
>tattoos

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>>5680996
sorry senpai

>>5681003
I'm not a huge tattoo guy either in general desu but anyone who actually has an issue with people having them is silly

>>5681003
Seen better. But that's a problem with the tattooist rather than the person getting them done.

Someone make a new thread

>>5681094
NEW THREAD
>>5681104
>>5681104
>>5681104