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nigggaaaa.we're brothers, we're supposed to stick together. IM IN THE TRENCHES TAKIN' GRENADES N U WONT FIX SKYPE?!!
on a more serious note tho, i feel you tho. it was always business imo, should of started at 15 :( imagine the bank you could of made as a minor. man o man, life is cruel. now i'm old n such. afkakjfbakbfgsk
I mean, age is one of those factors. I'm an ok peddler, but not about sex - now it matters, but a few (...) years ago, it didn't as much. And before that, even less - if I'd started that early, I wouldn't have to be even slightly a dick about things so long as coulda kept my eyes on things. And the money would be great - I mean, just a wise financial decision, really. Shame I was a 15-year-old prude instead. A bastard, a real bastard.
>tfw no russian existentialist to make tarkovsky inspired film adaptations of dostoevsky's work
It's okay to be rude to trips because they're subhuman garbage
god i am so unbelievably smashed rn. ;~;
i meant bf after existentialist and with at the end of that feel.
>tfw no bf to watch foreign films with ;~;
>tfw no bf to discuss classic lit with
>tfw no bf to listen to psychedelic jazz with
>tfw no bf
this would be easier if i wasn't so judgmental...
have you gotten into any of his larger works yet, Dostoevsky i mean. like The Idiot or Crime and Punishment. I really enjoyed reading The Idiot. ;~; He's brilliant. I really admire him. The way his characters just speak in stances on philosophical arguments and it you start to question how you would respond. And the settings and characters seem more real than life. Amazing mind. Second to McCarthy as my favorite writer, but only because I'm a sucker for prose. You see, I like pretty things.
Doesn't even know good slavophilic literature for shame
This is the first of his works I've read. I'm reading Slaughterhouse Five then I'm going through a dozen or so massive non-fiction books I got for about $30 on Chinese/Russian/WW2/Contemporary African history from a used book store
Hello fellow hypermasculine dudebros
Who are you bitches rooting for in season 8?
i say i like it because muh anti-fascism. but i honestly get turned on when the one kid has to put on the wedding dress. i have an emasculation fetish that knows no mercy. ;~;
cons:people fine your porn vids?
possibility of being forced into scenes if your weak willed?
damaged anus after long term?
no golden job opportunities after you leave the industry?
So I watched every single Hannah Hart video and all her collabs
Even the weird early ones where she gets way too drunk and flirty with random youtuber chicks
How fucking cute was her and that one fashionista youtuber getting together like ugh fuck my heart
Cons: Have to fuck even when you don't want to
Associating your physical attractiveness with your productiveness and worth
Might start feeling weird with potential new relationships
god damn circe. your cons are so on point. jesus.
you are an intelligent human being. ;~;
you do not deserve any of the bs you get here.
>implying fascism isn't complete shit
BERNIE FOR PRES!!!
NEW HAMPSHIRE THIS WEEKEND BOYS AND XIRS!!!
nah senpai it's cool. his books arent for everyone.
also i'm glad you share an interest in my fetishes.
>not either becoming a specialist at your class and treating sex like a minmaxer
i am femme-twink bottom thank you very much remember my D & D class for when we next play autism-gaygen edition.
It's ok, I lowkey enjoy it because I'm a freak like that but it's not like bully is the fault of the bullied, anyways, people being mean on the internet is embarrassing for the bullies first most, like, goddamn, everyone can see you being a twelve year old, how did you even click post
>BERNIE FOR PRES!!!
noted, you will be relocated beyond the wall.
i like bbc over little white peepees anyway.
lowkey i enjoy being bullied too. especially when it's coming from my bf niq. ;~;
and yeah i agree. this place does feel like a group of 12 year olds sometimes.
yeah for sure. pretty basic shit if you can into like the bigger picture. ;~;
>Me 3 years ago
>Found a guy in Grindr that appealed to me
>9 years older and overweight, but hwp and a surprisingly youthful face. IT professional which mirrored what I was studying at the time so a lot to talk about.
>He's only in town for his job upgrading servers and lives 500 miles away.
>We sex (he tops), it's nice, we cuddle, it's nice. He's shy but it's cute. Shy tops can be cute.
>We repeat about 2-3 times a year when he's in town, until he gets a new job 8 months ago. I send my best wishes and unfavorite him
>Jump to now, havent cuddled in ages, no boyfriend or cuddlebud, just sex sometimes
>Grindr is fucking up and all of my old favorites are listed in my favorites section again. Check his for kicks.
>"ISO little spoon snugglebud"
grindr guys are awful. having a sex-driven/sex-seeking lifestyle is awful. you should put more focus in a productive hobby. ;~;
sex is overrated.
Revolving your life around getting hot lays isn't so great, but I have no regrets with my casual sex and the experiences that came with it. But I am at a moment where I'd prefer snuggles (or snuggles and sex). And maybe a more regular guy.
>Circe and all these annoying new trips
Let's just put this place out of its misery.
>tfw fucked hard twice
There's like three main muscles in your butt
Squats and lunges help one get big
I think lateral leg raises help the other one
Idk about the third
Google buddy, someone's bound to have simplified this shit down
You should do stand up.
>tfw just took a video of myself masturbating then masturbated to myself masturbating
idk how to feel about this really
So I walked into a pharmacy the the other day and asked where do keep the animals
The woman said "you must be thinking of the farm "
I said " what's the difference? We're all animals in temporary corpses hopped up on drugs!"
*drum roll and cymbal crash*
Well I did it guys.
I've become to toxic for friends and have completely alienated everyone.
My close friends gave me an intervention over the guy I lost last night and it didn't go over well. I became too defensive and I ended up crushing my friend and hurting his pride considerably and didn't have a good discussion until he left the house.
I invested too much in one person and I've played with fire. I destroyed and broke my ex down. It's the saddest thing to hurt someone like that. But I'm weak and I wanted him gone. He was consuming my life.
I've become to abrasive and toxic. It's not who I am, but it's what I've become.
I think I need to move and repress myself and accept being alone for awhile.
You wouldn't even have to speak to make me laugh.
as long as it's outside and you aren't then everything is fine
How do you see me from inside my coffin?
Something most people don't know about rainbow cakes. That food die doesn't breakdown in your body. Your poop comes out rainbow too.
Is there a way to stop being a massive attention seeker? I've been ignored a lot my life so I just fucking crave attention, it's like a rush when people notice me. I also know at first it's cool to have a snarky friend but people get bored of it real quick.
You wake up next to this man laying in bed with you, what do you do?
Arm myself with my trusty sword and buckler, then wait for Juppy to return.
>tfw just went out to get shopping in a V-neck tshirt, short shorts, a Pride wristband and pink shoes, while lipsyncing to Fleetwood Mac
>in 52 degree weather
feels good to be gay t b h lads
You too, tubby.
I've got my body goal right here.
I... actually kinda like this idea.
I hope growing your own accessories becomes fashionable soon
I'm here for you, gurl.
How dare you
I'm curvy and smooth in all the right places
also pic related I guess
will one of those pillows with a heartbeat make me feel less alone?
>no dom bf to hold and cuddle me
Probably the gayest thing I have ever done was going to go get some groceries in these swimming trunks. Even though I live in London at the temperature was like 8°C.
Eh. It was kind of fun actually.
Why do you need an HD picture to see what kind of shorts I was talking about? I just wanted to show the hemlength
Ben I assume? They make a qt couple.
I just watched that episode where Rob Lowe told her she couldn't date people from work.
We're all creeps inside.
We're all perverted.
We all have an emptiness inside of us that is longing to be filled.
No boyfriend, no cock, or plowing ass fills that dreadful emptiness.
I use to think it would and perhaps it keeps our mind off the emptiness we feel inside so we aren't focused on it as much when were single, but the emptiness is still there. In your most quiet moment when your boyfriend isn't distracting you it's still there.
Is that thing were longing for Jesus? A saviour?
If not what is it that will pull the daggers & swords out of wounded hearts?
Why do none of us feel WHOLE?
Shut up! All people feel like that, don't blame it on gayness. If you're religious it can only help you.
Abstinence and self-sacrifice despite temptation are signs of humbleness and turning the other cheek in servitude to gawd. Sometimes good lessons. Its easiest to go full whore.
Listen to some J Balvin instead.
Please assess these options for my Sunday:
1) Wake up early, work all day, sleep. Feel satisfied and productive the next day/
2) Wake up late, work a little, relax a little. Normal kind of day.
3) Wake up early and play XCOM2 for 12 hours straight
>about to buy first car after getting license
>worry if the car's 'too girly'
>mother wants to give me her vehicle which is quite unisex but lots of woman drive it
>other option is a '04 honda fit because she doesn't want to buy me old shit
B-but i'm straight looking, people think about my apparent nerdiness first than anything sexual related, I can't be seen driving a girl's car.
What do neck kisses feel like?
I imagine they are tickly?
I'm hairy as it can get, buddy.
[spoiler]plus you know me and I know you, I don't sound gay[/spoiler]
Can't buy much with that where I live. Gotta have higher cash than that to have something worth fixing.
Hell, my mom wants to spend 20 grand with a car because she doesn't want anything manufactured in the 1990s.
I'm bi, dammit.
No, I am not a girl.
It was from a family friend, I forget what his job was exactly, but apparently the car was just scrap that some old dude dropped off because he couldn't drive anymore.
Normally, a shitty used car would cost between 2 and 6k.
speaking of shitty cars, my first car was alright but not the nicest
Had to pay for it myself though so I didn't expect much
pic related that day I got it
why is it chat dead when im awake
>tfw small car owner
inb4 small car for small guy hue hue hue
That Yaris looks cool. I'd personally own one, but Toyota decided to bring this thing in pic related instead of the Yaris as their entry car, aka Etios (indian stuff).
Plus it ain't that small. The trunk's kinda small, though.
It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
>Emotions are for ugly people
So either you admit to being hideously ugly, or you have no feelings towards SP, and should therefore relinquish him unto me.
What'll it be, Juppy?
well im not attracted to masculinity but i like the personalities of gay girly femboys, they appear to be better at being women than actual women nowadays, i think its just the societal imposed belief that gay is wrong and weird that makes me think its wrong, but really its perfectly natural and more pure than any kind of relationship with a women, what do you think?
Be that as it may, I'm not above dirty tricks.
Better watch your back, Juppy.
Questions like these make me wonder why do we persist on our definition of 'gay' as some category. Imo being attracted to girly femboys is less gay than being into butch women. Yet 'gay' is being attracted sexually and emotionally to the same sex. It ain't right.
That's because statistically drivers your age and gender are a risk on the road. They make it high to deter you from getting one.
Please stop forcing this meme. His face is a disgusting, bony agglomeration of Mongoloid and Slavic features, and his body resembles that of a Jew liberated from Auschwitz.
Your husbando a shit.
>pic related, Mark Ryder, a real man and best husbando evurs
>go to hang out with my ex and our dogs, watch tv
>his boyfriend decides to join us
>they act all lovey dovey, knowing it irritates me, out of spite
>walk out in anger
Why can't he fucking be a friend and just respect me enough to not rub in his little faggot cunt in my face
Wanting to and needing to are completely different issues.
>trust me it's worth the 11 USD
That's okay, Meditations wasn't mean to be read. It's a personal journal of Marcus Aureilus that he told his daughter to burn when he died. She didn't. Publishers might say you're stealing it, but in reality they stole it in the first place.
>hanging out with ex
For what purpose? There seems to be no gain from doing so.
>put my pee pee in another guy's poo poo
>some weird salty tasting white stuff comes out
is this normal? should I go see a doctor?
Preheat oven to 200C/180C fan-forced. Cut potatoes into 1.5cm-thick slices. Cut each slice into 1.5cm-thick chips. Place potato in a large saucepan. Cover with cold water. Bring to the boil over high heat. Reduce heat to medium. Boil for 3 minutes or until just tender. Drain.
>yeah cuz youll really know what to look for to last a lifetime with zero experience in romance
>needing to know when you have a heart
B R O K E N I N S I D E C R A W L I N G I N M Y S K I N I N T H E E N D I T D O E S N T E V E N M A T T E R
The painkillers did kick in. And then they faded away again and I woke up again and fucking hell it's 1:00 PM
New application, hopefully they won't put me back to sleep, one of my friends wants to come over and fool around.
>me as one of the dudes in that bar the frodo stopped at along the way to mordor looking kind of uncomfortable
>gaygen as the rest of the guys in the bar giving less of a shit
True. 24 is the age where most things start in the US such as you're then on under your own insurance not allowed under your parents anymore, financial aid for college is based on your own income not your parents, and car insurance price drops dramatically.
>boyfriend acting in a play that's being put on this spring
>period dress kind of
>his character is a murderer and generally a pretty unforgivable psychopath
>I think it's kind of hot
There's something wrong with me.
>don't blame it on gayness
When did I ever blame it on that? We are all born into a world of sin. WE'RE ALL ACHING FOR SOMETHING. I've yet to find that.
I thought believing in Jesus would help, but so far I just feel just as empty with or without him despite prayer & my belief.
That's the honest truth.
It's not that I'm even unhappy. I just feel like why live? What's the point of life? Nothing brings me joy or happiness. I have money, I've had long-term boyfriends I've volunteered and given money and things to those in need, I've had what I thought was a believing heart for Jesus and yet still I just feel like is still pointless.
The more you give the more those who know how giving you are will take away..
Am I supposed to feel like an empty void inside? When I was a child at least I was able to have moments of feeling so connected and joyful and in the flow...I never have those moments as an adult.
I look at older people and I see they don't have those moments either. They're all empty shells of themselves. Every single one of them. This is depressing.
We all continue to live..for what? The idea of having love with someone? The idea of making more money to buy more possessions? I've had those things and still I felt lost and confused. I believing in Jesus too and I still feel lost and confused.
What is wrong with me?
What is wrong with all of you?
What is wrong with us?
It seems to me that happiness is an illusion that you have to buy into. You must be ignorant to be happy. Look around you everyone is suffering..so much death..so much pain...so much sin...so much hate. How can any of us truly be kind to one another and live like Jesus in a world like this...in a world full of this human condition.
Perhaps only death/suicide is the answer. Who knows.
at least you don't have an alcohol habit
I feel like there's no way out. I've kicked stimulants before, and even cigarettes, but king alcohol is a too mighty foe to defeat
I actually get jealous and annoyed whenever any couple gets all affectionate, it's irritated and I would never do that if the situation was reversed.
We were great friends but I think his current boyfriend is poisoning him
All the wealthy, available women in my area look like they could win the derby. Also my grandmother showed me this "dangerous homosexuals" PSA when I was about 10. Pretty sure that I was a lost cause.
a-at least im not narcissistic, histronic, antisocial or schizotypal...
>narcissistic = grandiose view of the individual
>histronic = hysterically emotional
>antisocial = disregards other's feelings/rights
>schizotypal = doesnt fit in, has intimacy issues
>tfw literally basementdwelling nerd with soft toys
i dont think ill be losing mine anytime soon either lad. in the meantime though, i can replace sex with funny hats so its not too bad.
hitler please bully booger out of here it's posts give me autism
would you, gaygen?
test seems pretty BS to me, seems like almost everything in it is a false positive.