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>>5674878
Why would you start a thread using a picture of worst girl, OP?
>>5674884
>>5674839
Gee Elanna, TWO diplomas?
>>5674878
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
;~;
>>5674867
I try anon, but it's so hard. the only time I consistently feel happiness is when I'm with my best friend, because he's the only friend I've been able to keep and he knows the real me and still loves me, in his words
but outside of that I could be living in hallstat right now and while it would be pretty, beauty is something that seems as foreign to me as being comfortable in my body
>>5674887
you're a liar
nadeko best grill
>>5674875
Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell me more, tell me more
>>5674884
>>5674884
Please don't let that be real how horrifying.
>tfw Korra is one of my avatars
>tfw there's already a Korra poster in these threads
>>5674889
Like a mothafuckin BOSS :^)
>>5674899
Don't let it be real? Why knot?
>>5674894
Best girl doesn't try to murder you and your gf and your loli and all your friends just because you friendzoned her. That's all worst girl behavior.
>>5674899
>knot wanting to take the knot
agpls
>>5674890
Kaffy let's play dota2!
went thought a 30 year old bottle of Merlot, feeling pretty good
>tfw elanna is going to cuck yume and fuck gem in the near future and you wont be able to witness it
>mfw animal sex is literally legal in some states
GOD BLESS AMERICA. Now I know why that one girl wants to live in Montana
>>5674908
time to meme
how do I make the self hate stop
>>5674911
>why that one girl wants to live in Montana
is it dollfaceor raifu?
>>5674910
>tfw ywn never hang out with Elanna, Gem and Yume and trip with them
>>5674908
Seriously you are a better fashion sense and less stupid facial expressions away from actually being passable. I dont expect either to happen though.
>>5674911
I wonder if this adderall prescription will help me with gathering the mental fortitude to come out about my transition or detransition completely
Anyone else have experience with the medication's effects on gender dysphoria?
>>5674900
its okay anon, sam is better anyways
keep doing what you're doing
>>5674902
Hue hue hue.
>>5674788
Cross post cause I want everyone to see how bad I suck at everything.
My own professor said all your going to draw is anime and abstractions you have no grasp on anatomy, human form,light and shadow. I'm sorry to say this but your not cut out for this industry his exact words to me from prof.barbossa.
I left and tried my hand at photography. It ended dismally too with my professor kicking me out after I took my final drunk because everyone in that class was better than me and I was the only amab in the room.
Id post my deviant but I'm afraid of getting doxxed again. Here's one of my pieces I did during our conceptual illustration class at the art institute of Charleston. of I know /ic/ would tear this to pieces and right fully so.
>>5674917
she's nearly 30 let her dress like a 30 year old mother, I think that top is cute, I mean I'd never wear it but it's cute
>5662377
>tfw no precum soaked gt to succ
>>5674914
just like in the picture, just do it you fucking pussy, kill yourself and do us all a favor, especially yourself
>>5674925
She is, but with the simpler animation, there's less to work with.
>>5674917
lol
mtfg's sense of fashion is hiking boots, skinny jeans, and a hoodie. Fuck that, whats the point of being a girl if you can't fem it the fuck up?
>>5674914
drugs desu senpai
http://strawpoll.me/6739595
http://strawpoll.me/6739595
http://strawpoll.me/6739595
>>5674920
>Anyone else have experience with the medication's effects on gender dysphoria?
None whatsoever.
>>5674903
you're absolutely right
i was just seeing if i could jostle your johnnies
i did like nadeko a lot as a character though
why do my face look asymmetrical on a photo as opposed to looking in a mirror? my eyes look wonky as fuck @_@
i haven't been gone long but i swear this place is getting worse. mtfg got worse.
>>5674936
>What's the point of being a girl, if I can't look like a drag queen?
lol
>>5674919
>I will never sit high af in the corner as elanna rides gem all night long and yume watches
who here is the most pitiable and for what reasons?
>>5674947
It's a bit cyclical.
>>5674948
>implying real womens wear is for drag queens
bitch you aren't even a woman if you don't try to be pretty, I was called a doll in the store today, thats something guys in hoodies wont get
>>5674952
kayla, her life is a disaster, it's all her fault, but she won't accept it. she'll be living at her mom's house until the day she dies
>look good in 1/4 of the pictures I take
>look like a high test caveman rest of time
there's a very very specific angle and type of lighting I pass in.
I just have to figure out how to interact with everyone else the rest of my life under these conditions.
>>5674919
no one wants that
>>5674933
that subconscious self defence mechanism won't let me the last time I tried to hang myself with a belt I woke up on the floor
>>5674936
but you can fem it up, just fem it up in something that fits your age, if you want to wear oldschool (I personally love 50s vintage) at least get something cute like that cherry dress you had in one photo
>>5674947
i'm trying to make this place better by being a good person desu
>>5674951
You live in the fucking tundra, you can't knock floral print, its all over here in so cal and women of all ages wear it
>tfw you will never have a sexy bf
>tfw your bf will never be a normal guy
>tfw only creepy men are the only ones who will ever consider you
>and even then you will only be a sexual fetish for them
>>5674941
Yes but will it perhaps affect my willingness to commit to transitioning or detransitioning?
I've used it twice before and I felt driven to do... stuff, I wonder if it'll affect it.
>>5674944
iktf
>tfw asymmetrical tiny chink eyes
>>5674956
>Implying looking like a whore is pretty
>tfw your handsome brunette boy texts u at midnight out of nowhere and ur not sure if u want dick or not
HELP WHAT DO I DO
>>5674908
Light blue you is best you
>>5674956
>tfw get called pretty in baggy shirts and jeans
step it up senpai :3
>>5674965
I don't give a damn I just want cum without STDs in it.
>>5674960
death is not an option. i am the first to go. but first, cafe.
>>5674971
charge your phone, dork.
>>5674971
Go ride that dick Edie. DO IT FOR US!
>>5674971
Picture!
>>5674960
that's because you haven't had enough self hate. you really just need to stop reaching out, cut off the internet and just dwell in your pain alone for a good while. don't give up on your attempts, eventually it will work out, you'll be ale to be free. perhaps a gun would be best, as a trigger can't change its mind.
>>5674964
>where I live affects the fact that floral print is multiple decades out of fashion
I hate myself and I want to die
>>5674974
so don't sleep with people who have stds?
>>5674969
those are female eyes desu
>>5674980
me too!
>>5674982
Nobody wants to use my body.
I an ugly.
>>5674920
I have adhd and have been on adderall and ritalin neither did shit but make me slightly more interested in school and reading it does nothing for dysphoria lol even made it worse at times.
>>5674951
This desu floral went out with art deco
Unless your going for the Retro look which can look cool on some girls avoid it. If you still want to look qt allegra k and Korean fashion are pretty amazing. Personally I'm into stuff that fits my frame and accentautes what okay features I have.
>>5674980
then what is stopping you from ending your life? you do realize it'll make the pain go away, as nothing else will help
>>5674956
It really doesn't take a floral print dress for men to flirt with you.
>>5674968
>I felt driven to do stuff
Yeah, that would be what it does if you have add rather than just making you frantic. The problem is that transition is a fairly long term process, whereas popping adderall to clean the floor is a single dose project.
>>5674971
Text him: Not with you.
Oh and the next time he's with you he'll fuck you like so hard!
>>5674979
who fucking gives a shit what is in or what is out, fuck fashion. I always wanted to dress feminine and never got the chance until now, why is everyone here against my happiness and personal growth?
>>5674998
Because you are buying my grandmother's clothes from a thrift shop.
>>5674991
there is no cure, but there is at least a peaceful death. i want you to be happy in life. we are at an age of opportunity.
>>5674795
maybe. but as for the latter, i'm minimizing them.
>>5674798
i dunno, i guess to, but there's the possibility someone outside that camp would say that.
>>5674805
oh, it's just god creating man with earth. earth is the warden of man, while man is the warden of earth.
i honestly don't think you look worse than me. i guess i'm not of the popular opinion, but it's just the current perspective i have.
>>5674914
the ride never ends. oing the whole feel like a dead bird thing is comfy with that feel. that's what i'm always doing when i post my boring essays. i'm probably gonna fall into essayposting in a bit though, so more bkb-core for me.
>>5674928
fug.
>>5674936
i get more inspo from pic related desu.
>not letting techno interest you
>>5674952
me probably.
>>5674980
same. who /tooscaredtoenditbuttoscaredtocontinue/ here?
>>5674998
No one is against your happiness, just your old lady clothes
>>5674878
>Precum soaked penises edition
story time
So a few weeks ago, I was getting over a horrible horrible break up
I figured the best way to get over him was to get under someone else....so I hopped on tindr, you knowm you know
anyway, one of my friends and I matched, and I thought it was funny, I knew she was bi-curious (ie, straight but open minded), but I had spoken to her in a while, so I thought we matched to say hello.
anyway she actually came on to me and strong, I thought she was joking, so I played around and flirted back, I'm thinking this is all fun and games.
She did want to hang out, and since I hadn't seen her (lets call her "Sally") in a while I said yeah, so I went to Sally's house a few days later to watch a movie and talk about boys (which is how we used to hang out, so you know, Im expecting this to be completely innocent).
So we started watching the princess bride and I was getting cold so i just put my head in her lap like i used to, completely no sexual............
but then she started groping my chest.
it had been a long time since my BF and I had fucked (part of why we split). so I started getting really wet
like
it started to show through my jeans and Sally noticed.
next thing I know, her hands her in and out of my panties and she says "wow you taste really sweet Jasmine~"
like honestly i was kinda freaked out but then she got on top of me like, cowgirl style and I couldn't help but moan, ughh
actually this story is lame, let me quick, this is tmi
>>5674971
get the dick
>>5674983
I'll take that as a compliment, thanks.
If only the rest of my face passed..
>>5674991
why are you falling back on excuses? there is always a black market, and nothing will matter after you end it, so why let the legal system get in the way? there are plenty of other options, like drug overdose and once you swallow just sit back and let it go, no hassle
>>5674998
Because you complain about how you don't pass, and a large part of the reason you don't pass is because you don't dress like a cisgirl your age. I'm all for being happy, but you can't honestly complain about not passing when your presentation is 95% of the problem.
I'm never cutting off my dick. I love having it and you should too. They're so cute and perfect and fun.
>>5674878
i approve of this edition :^)
>>5675005
Basic bitch clothes. You're the girl kind of girl who gets cum in her hair and is Ozzy with it
I think I've caught the lewd disease
Can we talk about dicks please?
>be in boymode
>some pale as fuck faggot/ludicrously manface tranny with a disgusting purse hanging of his arm that looks like daddy's cummies gave him the hivies when he was 5 begins asking for directions
>he immediately turns around and walks away
>suddenly turns around and looks at me and says 'you're gooorgeous', then continues walking down the street
>I go into the 7-11, get something to eat, come back out
>he's a few feet away and walks as I do
>he's looking over his shoulder at me as he walks
>I'm walking slowly for unrelated reasons, at one point go to a complete standstill
>he disappears
>I continue walking
>he appears a few feet in front of me all of a sudden
>slow down and keep my hand on my knife until he walks the fuck out of sight before I stride back home
I'm still spooked, /mtfg/. Flattered, though.
>>5674998
or you could you know, not take the bait. you should however look into pinup fashions, you can have all the floral you like in there
http://berniedexter.com/collections/dresses/products/belle-halter-swing-dress-in-pink-rose-floral-print example
>>5675018
where is the butt?
>>5675003
I got it online and the model was not a grandma
>>5675013
Lucky you.
Mine makes me want to kill myself.
>>5675025
the problem with that style though is it's really cute on K-girls, Koreans can wear anything
>>5675018
Ugh I am so glad I'm not attracted to the guys you get with. You can keep them.
>>5675025
yeah and she's not an ageing tranny either lel
>>5675025
buy these you slut; https://www.google.com/search?q=mini+sweater+dress&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiOnJDdseLKAhVI92MKHZ4cBEEQ_AUIBygB&biw=1680&bih=913
>>5675021
>knife
Get a fucking gun, retard.
>>5675025
>Allegra K
Like the allergy medicine?
>>5674971
Suck his dick duh I would if I could but guys don't flirt with me BTW posted my art told you it's terrible.
>>5674952
Me. I didn't choose to be a him countless doctors and therapist led me down the wrong path, I lived with a psychotic chaser who made me sleep on the floor Iike the dog I am, I've been raped multie times, tied up and put in a closet for hours cause my brothers thought it would be funny beaten, had all my dreams crushed and people here still goad me cause if my looks something I can't even change it's a hard life I choose the name holic because I am a alcoholic in addition to everything else .sterile and can never have children due to the huge amount of drugs I did growing up.
>>5675025
Buy a gun and shoot yourself.
>>5675025
i unironically like your taste in clothes, kayla
but i'm a dirty hipster desu
>>5675027
You shouldn't, it's beautiful, and you're a beautiful girl regardless of it.
>>5675035
I'm not here on an immigrant visa, so I can't get a gun or assemble one.
>>5674920
Adderall made my social anxiety worse. Nothing about the dysphoria.
HELPPP LMAO
I'M SO TORN LIKE I WOULD HAVE TO MAKE SURE I LOOKED SUPER GOOD AND I'VE HAD MY MAKEUP ON ALL DAY ETC !!!! LIKE WTF
>>5675034
>sweater dresses
slow down there Kim Kardashian, not everyone want's to look like a spergburglar
http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
Is this a troll pastebin?
>>5675013
same tbqh
i have an above average gt and i want to spend my life fucking dumb lewd agp sluts with it until their tongues loll out of their mouths
>>5675027
you really should kill yourself, i mean if you hate your penis that much, even if you cut it off you're still a boy, so just fucking end it
>>5675055
>the reflection of a large window
Take your meds, Kayla.
>>5675044
No it's not. I hate it any every time I feel it twitch I want to vomit.
>>5674949
>>5674910
well that is certainly lewd
>>5675055
>actually I pass like this
You complain every day about how you don't pass? What's true?
>>5675048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo
also post butt
>>5675048
>my studio
/eye roll
This guy is so fake. Ugh. No offense, Edie, but I think his girl cancelled on him and your his backup. He feels real scummy.
>>5675053
I don't care about being a boy I just don't want a penis.
>>5675060
i hate seeing you in pain, please kill yourself
>>5675055
if you like that style of dress Kayla you should look more into rockabilly/pinup you might like it and it's very in at the moment.
I'm still going to order this when I lose an inch or two
>>5675032
>D-damn. I won't lie, hot story, I'm kinda jelly.
yeah......
its weird though so I wont finish it t
>>5675048
is he your EXexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexxexexexexexeexeexexexeexexxexexexeexxexexexexexexeexexxeexxeexexexexexxexexeexexexexxexexexexeexexexexxeexexex?
>>5675052
Exactly. I've never had a partner that didn't enjoy it, male or female.
Chasers worship it.
>>5675032
not remy
>>5675062
>believing anything kayla says
>>5675065
>tfw no dick in my mouth right now
>>5675069
I'm just going to have it remodeled so I can cope with it.
Thanks though.
>>5675016
>You're the girl kind of girl who gets cum in her hair and is Ozzy with it
hah, jokes on you because that will never happen.
also, the entire core is a meme from this dude.
i do i mostly because i cant into RO styles. i want his clothes, but poorfaggotry is hell. bout to apply for mcjobs rn. (i'm basic as fuck though, so i'll just be the cool basic then)
>>5675043
blergh, i need to get ffs money. i'm about to just fuck my shit up with student loans to pay for the co-pay. hopefully i'tll be 25k or under, because then the co-pay is out of my reach.
my worst traits are personality based, so that's probs true.
>>5675019
>tfw precum soaked penis to suck
>tfw precum tastes gross so u never do
>>5675070
with foxes? eww, those are for furries
>>5675086
>Precum tastes gross
Uh, no. Cum tastes gross, precum is sweet
>>5675086
You ungrateful fucking bitch.
Go worship that cock I desperately want to taste.
>>5675067
T H I S. Who the fuck says "my studio" unless they're trying to impress you with all the things they own, instead of the person they are.
what do you girls think of chasers? will i ever have my chance? i can do more than just sex
>>5675090
>noooo
it is isn't it?
smug anime gril jpeg
>>5675074
>I pass to others, I just want to pass to myself though
Welcome to the club
>>5675071
Ok ;~;
>>5675086
Precum is tasty doe ;-;
>>5675092
And cum tastes fine but has a funny texture. What's with y'all ;~;
>>5675065
Eleri I...
Anon what the hell? I went to get drinks and you just disappear?
>>5675085
i would like to read more into your personality. i like what i've seen so far. stop being so down on yourself all the time, you're not queen hon.
>>5675090
WHERE'S THE BUTTE!
>>5675085
>>5675097
Yeah, but it's the funny texture that's gross. I mean obviously you swallow regardless, because spitting is rude, but that doesn't mean I'll enjoy it
>>5675097
What's pre-cum taste like?
I bet it tastes like what Gods drink
>>5675095
If they're a good person, if they treat me like their girlfriend, if they don't mind that I've had surgery, and if they can deal with a crazy tranny, I'd date a chaser.
>>5675090
Go have fun! ;) I just don't like him at all.
>>5675091
>I can't like foxes because of furries
by that logic you can't like floral because of old ladies, we all have our own tastes, I think that foxprint is cute and mostly goes with my brooch
>>5675096
no, this is my exexexexexexexexex.
OH WELL. I TOLD THIS BRUNETTE ARTIST GUY NO. I MEAN i prob wouldn't cum anyways and i don't wanna get drunk or go paint stuff. so w/e
>>5675109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg
>>5675105
Its really sweet and flavorful if only cum tasted as good I love precum it's amazing.
>>5675109
i'm jealous as fuck of that brooch liz, fuck you. i would slap the fuck out of you if you weren't such a cool kid.
How do I become a girl and have cute boys flirt with me and want to take me to their studio to snuggle and Netflix hard?
>>5675111
>go paint stuff
sooooooo use his dick as a brush and your body as the canvas?
>valentine date texts me just now
>wants to hang out at their apartment after our date
uhhh is this a hint or am i reading too much I to it?
>>5675117
HRT + FFS
Then offer up your whore body to every man who wants it.
>>5675124
he wants you do deal meth for him in your hood
>>5675124
he's going to make you his prison bitch
>>5675124
It's a sex invite or at the least a make out sesh
>>5675124
It's not a hint, they are being pretty blatant.
>>5675124
He want's the D
>>5675105
>tfw you're gently sucking on your boyfriend's dick
>tfw you swallow all the way to the base making him squirm and moan
>tfw he throbs and little drops of sweet precum drip onto your tongue
>>5675104
I get that, I guess I don't think a lot about it, if I swallow quickly then I don't notice.
>>5675124
Prepare your holes.
>>5675111
That guy in the picture looks nice :)
Strong arms, sober eyes and an honest face. What happened?
>>5675124
It's about as much of a hint as a plane crash is a slight technical problem
>>5675086
>>5675092
>ywn be able to confirm or deny this
>>5675100
my email and steam are on the map, but i'm just a downer desu. there are times when i'm not, but that's fleeting.
>>5675102
i wish i could dig this more. i live up to my namesake a lot.
>>5675135
>tfw he throbs and little drops of sweet precum drip onto your tongue
hnn
>>5675148
P-please stop?
I'm going going to bed I'm.such a fuck up I know I'll always be stuck in tn
>>5675101
LEAVE MY BUTTE ALONE !!!
>>5675107
did you paint that or like???
>>5675108
;-; i told him no to errything but i miss dick. if i hadn't of worked tonight i would have done it.
>>5675120
i fucking wish
>>5675130
wat u mean
>>5675143
he's my fav person in the whole world, but he doesn't want to be with me and idk. it makes me sad sometimes. a lot of stuff happened i guess. maybe there's too much water under the thing or whatever. but it's okie.
>>5675144
crap idk what to do ive never been in her apartment before how do I not mess it all up? Idk how to even do sex ;~~;
Can I buy spiro online in Canada with no perscription? I want to become a loli ASAP.
>>5675145
>people used the map
good lord. i'm too much of an autist to add people on steam. i'm more of a downer so don't worry about it. i just want you to be happy, mang.
>>5675112
o-only if you can sing that song in German
>>5675116
slap me I'm not cool at all, I love pinup I'm like internet uncool
>>5674878
Going to bed I'm too.much of a hun for this thread no man would want me and I'm a huge fuck up.
>>5675148
it's terrible how lewd text affects me despite thinking dicks are fucking atrocious irl
>>5675160
>doesn't want to be with me
Awww /huggie
>>5675166
i slap like a bitch. you're coolcool, fuck the internet.
>>5675158
>tfw no-ones here to use me as their ohahole
>>5675168
nah dude dick is the best
>>5675160
Yeah I painted it in adobe Photoshop cs5 for my final it was promptly rejected along with half of my portfolio
>>5675160
>wat u mean
That I'm far too easily taken in by artists.
>>5675158
>tfw he grabs you by your hair and pulls you off of him
>tfw he slaps you and calls you a worthless whore
>tfw he bends you over the bed with your arms restrained behind your back and fucks you silly from behind while you hold on for dear life and bite the pillow to muffle your moans
>>5675174
Describe why dick is the best. At least 5 sentences. Remember that your grade on this test is worth 65% of your grade in this class.
>>5675178
Oh dear I need that in my life.
>>5675178
How do I get this?
>>5675161
So girl/transgender girl? Or what? Good why does this place make sex so confusing?
>>5675172
;__;
IT'S FINE IT'S FIne i'm over it. i'm just trying to be happy without him.
>>5675175
it looks good!! just cause some ppl don't like what you do doesn't mean it's bad.
>>5675176
oh. yes i know the feeling lmao. musicians/painters etc are my kryptonite.
>>5675176
I'm a really shitty artist
H-hows it g-going
>>5675190
im an artist too bby, what up
>>5675182
yea its one of my coworkers were gonna go watch a movie and then hang out at her place apparently
im rly nervous tho
>>5675188
she's cis
>>5675176
i'm an artist
a pickup artist
how you doin' babe
>>5675190
I mean he's not just some person professor barbossa had taught at Ringling before art institute that the place Disney artist are made. I appreciate your trying to help but art is a dead end career for me.
>>5675173
wear pinup with me, we can be sisters
>>5675203
My face and body prevents any sexaul activity with anyone but the ugliest fattest chasers.
>>5675180
please.. all i can say is its like christmas when you were a child
>tfw you get giddy in anticipation
>tfw you unwrap your gift
>tfw you stare in amazement at this beautiful thing
>tfw you "play" with it
>tfw you bask in the afterglow of receiving a good fucking
>>5675203
Should find one that's not too vanilla, but not overboard
>>5675196
Soo just so we're clear. She's a girl who wants to have sex with a black- let me try again. She's a girl who wants a penis in her vagina and YOU are okay with this?
>Coworker
Say goodbye to your job. Trust me. Never get your honey where you make your money.
>>5675178
>>tfw he bends you over the bed with your arms restrained behind your back and fucks you silly from behind while you hold on for dear life and bite the pillow to muffle your moans
jesus christ elanna, I want to know this feel
I NEED to know this feel
>>5675182
hey merc
also nm rn, making sure a good deed happens.
>>5675218
there are plenty of guys here in Melbourne that don't care if you're trans, we're actually a pretty sexually liberal place
>>5674890
{;EASE STOP USING HER VISAGE.
>>5675220
>Never get your honey where you make your money.
Unless it's a shit job that you don't care about
>>5675218
Plenty of fish in the sea that fit that description
>>5675226
:D
>>5675211
Keep trying, I'm sure you'll find someone where there's mutual attraction. ;~;
>Tfw first sexual experience is probably going to be with another mtf
An interesting feeling.
>>5675220
well im not so sure she wants sex all she said was she wants to hang out after our date so it could be watching TV for all i know
>>5675237
>Unless it's a shit job that you don't care about
This is fair.
>>5675211
i'm a handsome chaser, and ur so pretty
>>5675239
want it to be with one right now?~
>>5675243
Woah, Korra is going to get lucky :O
>>5675239
a-agp
>>5675243
I've been the only single male guy in a work space. She. Wants. Sex. Now you might let your autism get in the way but she could be so horny that she might not care and just jump on you.
Are you a virgin?
>>5675257
probably parts of Queensland and WA
>>5675210
sounds like a pleasure. anything to get you to transition! pls.
>>5675238
L O L
O
L
>>5675257
Queensland and the west coast/NT.
>>5675163
oh, yeah. i mean this is my social network desu. if you wanna have a downer off just use one of those mediums. hopefully we'll both make it.
Hello, I was in the last thread with some questions and you all were very helpful with them. I just have a couple more about HRT. I am reading about this stuff myself, but I like getting personal input from people I trust. Just tell me off if I'm being annoying.
Basically my goal is to try and determine if transitioning is something I want in a bit of a trial run. The bottom line is to save the penis, keep him fertile. So I want to do some HRT for 3-4 months, maybe 6, maybe a year. I'm not sure yet.
Anyway, the question I have is pretty simple. Last thread people told me to try Spiro, and that Spiro was the thing that makes you sterile but not permanently unless it's for over a year or so.
Does that mean other things wouldn't make me sterile? Like, is the chance of losing fertility more likely if I mix spiro with some other things?
Thanks again.
>tfw no girl to suck your precum soaked penis
>>5675249
well damn i never thiught it would be like this
>>5675260
ive never even kissed someone . . .
>>5675254
maybe i dunno how to feel about this
>>5675264
I want to cure you with a hug
>>5675269
glad to see I'm not the only one who believes this
>>5675276
you could just freeze some sperm
nevermind i'm going to go have sex and have a fun friday, bbl will update u on the dick etc
>>5675270
i really wasn't kidding. i appreciate the offer being there though.
>>5675283
take hrt and ill do anything you want. if all goes wrong we can be miserable hons together.
>>5675282
Wow. Um don't take offense to this but how do you know you're transgender? You could just really be a feminine guy. Sigh. Go out with her,.do your best to have fun and tell her that you're a virgin at some point. Relax. Take it slow. Have fun.
>>5675285
Oh for sure, and I will as a precaution. I'd just like to try and avoid it being a necessity. If by the end of it I'm certain that this is who I am, fuck my sperm I don't care.
But if I realize it was all a mistake, I'd like to be able to just go back to a "normal" life as much as possible.
>>5675277
After actually studying christianity I can't possibly think why anyone would believe it. It's even more fantastical than greek myths, and your prophet was simply WRONG in his predictions that the world would end before the end of his and his disciple's life.
Hell, you're going to hell too because you are wealthy enough to have a computer and haven't given all your money to the poor, and because you wear polycotton blend clothing, you masturbate (a man was struck DEAD for pulling out), etc.
Alternatively, Jesus's death on the cross completely alleveated the laws of the old testament when he bore the sins of man, and now sex out of wedlock isn't against the will of god (and neither is homosexuality).
>>5675294
I'm going to force hrt on her.
>>5675298
You will be infertile by the end of month three. That's just how it is.
Bank sperm, then it won't matter. Lots of guys are infertile for various reasons, but few of them actually banked sperm, which makes being infertile nothing but upside- Think about it, you'd be able to raw-dog forever and never worry about pregnancy.
>>5675301
do it. don't let me die incomplete. she doesn't deserve to be miserable and repressed.
>>5675282
kaffy you want to go play dota2?
>>5675297
>how do you know you're transgender
Dysphoria
um she already knows im a virgin
>tfw you pass flawlessly
pic related. jealous, hons?
>>5675298
It kills male gametes incredibly fast, permanently so after a year.
>>5675314
lol
>>5675309
She can't stop me, I'm going to bully her into it. Going to make her transition and be the cutest with me irl.
>>5675314
that looks like my math teacher from year 8, Mr Haque
>>5675311
Welp. Okay. Have fun. Bring a condom. If you don't have any. Find one.
>>5675322
way to dead name me you fucking bitch
>>5675314
SCARED
>>5675325
Raazul Haque, get deadnamed homie
>>5675307
>which makes being infertile nothing but upside- Think about it, you'd be able to raw-dog forever and never worry about pregnancy.
It's definitely an attractive idea, but I'm worried this might happen and I'll lose the good load.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvqtLFlw91E
>>5675315
What does permanently mean exactly? If I go 6 months on HRT, and break my dick. Is it definitely going to recover after a while if I stop there? Or is it just a small chance.
I just want info on everything I can get.
Dude
DRUGS
lmao!!!
oh dear god I'm high af rn
>>5675320
thank you.
>>5675333
I want to trip with you
also nice trips
>>5675333
>tfw 3months drug free
I AM SERIOUSLY GLAD
>>5675330
After six months it will come back.
After a year it might come back.
After three+ years, good luck
>>5675333
cigarettes? or something harder?
>>5675330
Then make more than one deposit
Also, that's cement, not semen
>>5675276
If you want to be absolutely certain that you'll be able to create biological children somewhere down the line, you should bank sperm. (Actually, unless you've gotten someone pregnant before you might want to check if you're fertile at all in the first place, not all males are. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_infertility]) That said, some people apparently do become fertile again after stopping HRT, but there's no guarantee.
Both estrogen and anti-androgens (of which spironolactone is one commonly used one) will make you probably-sterile, at least while you take them, but I don't know how fast or whether different meds or doses would be less likely to result in sterility.
Continuing to use your penis regularly (masturbation or in sex) while on HRT also seems like a good idea in your case, since that helps to prevent atrophy. I don't know if doing so also has an influence on fertility in terms of sperm production, etc, but it will reduce the likelihood of having erectile dysfunction if you do decide to de-transition.
>>5675333
breaking news
tripping tripfag gets trips
>>5675350
Maybe one day
Unless I'm too late and you've moved on from drugs
>>5675333
nice, I'm gonna get wasted as soon as I get home
maybe crossfaded, who knows
>>5675357
which would actually be ideal if you think about it, she can't live reasonably like this now
>>5675333
>tfw two seconds away from sparking up
>tfw theres a fucking HUEG raccoon stalking me in my yard
I'm a little scared desu, this thing is easily 23 pounds and attacked my cat earlier after trying to sneak up on me while I was laying back in the hot tub with my eyes closed
>>5675361
yeah you are right
>>5675366
>raccoons
>when I lived in canada a rabid one was clawing at the window screeching and foaming at the mouth and I cried and then animal control turned up and shot it ;-;
racoons, not even once
>>5675377
once in a while I get it right
6 days in Bangkok and my feet are dry to the point of peeling.
How did this happen?
>>5675381
K I'll hit you up if I'm ever in Canada
>>5675340
Okay, neat. I just want to go until I see the beginning of an effect, and judge how I feel about that change. Whether or not I like the transition or if I think it's something that will end well for me. And then keep going if I do.
>>5675343
>that's cement, not semen
I-I know.
>>5675346
Honestly I might be infertile, it'd be a huge weight off my chest if I just was. I feel like I have low T just because I have trouble getting hard some times (I still get hard so it's not ED, I think, but sometimes it just refuses to go up for like half an hour).
Either way, keeping the little guy in work while on HRT is no problemo. I feel very dysphoric about my body and life. I hate my chest, my legs, my face, my clothes, my voice, my hair. But I have no quarrel with the little guy downstairs.
Anyway thanks again to all who replied. It's really helpful and making me feel more positive about this. I'll probably be 22 when I have a chance to start (20 now, living with parents who are too nosy to let this happen), hopefully it's not too late for me by then.
>>5674884
Someone always finds out. Always.
Well /mtfg/, I had not one, but two people bail on hanging out with me today. I try constantly but can't seem to make friends that actually commit to anything. I pass, so I don't think that the whole tranny thing is it... It's seriously killing me though. I get along with everyone I come across great, they just all have lives and shit it seems. Making friends after high school is nearly impossible.. Halp = (
>>5675392
Do it in the summer, you know you want to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhd_OElBaLM
>tfw having a contemplative high
>>5675385
On the bright side, other than the peeling issue it looks like your feet are in pretty good condition.
>>5675382
that's... terrifying angie
I'd have raccoons in my nightmares for months if that happened to me
>>5675406
>angie
lol
>>5675393
>how long were you in canada?
I was there for about 6 months before my boyfriend just suddenly turned into a psycho then I went back home before moving to Melbourne
>>5675406
I'm not angie, angie is image.jpg I supply a lot of these images though
>>5675410
welp
I tried
>>5675411
you moved there for him? where was 'home' to you? sorry if i'm getting all personal, i'm just curious. i kind of just assume people have lived where they currently reside. i don't know why, that's dumb of me considering i just spent four years in sydney. you never told me what quality of life is like in melbourne. i've considered moving there just to have a new endocrinologist, but housing is a problem and i have no contacts so it's kind of just a dream i guess.
>>5675414
there, there. you'll learn, as >>5675411
pointed out.
>>5675401
When I go to Canada
We'll go to raves and play vidya together, ok
>>5675400
I guess find people that have time off to hang out around the same times as you do? I don't know, I'm not good at initiating friendships either, generally when I've made friends it's more been the other person deciding to make friends with me, the few times I've tried to start things off it's generally gone poorly.
>>5675418
I come from Canberra which is pretty much the public servants Adelaide, I moved to Canada for my bf of a year who I met when he was here for school, he was really sweet and loving then out of nowhere snapped on me after half a year in Canada, the breaking point was when I said I wanted to see a counselor about my mental health and he punched a hole in the wall
>>5675419
Yesyesyesyes
mtfg festival meetup WHEN!?
>>5675427
>the breaking point was when I said I wanted to see a counselor about my mental health and he punched a hole in the wall
I hope he eventually saw a counselor as well, geez.
>>5675427
ah. canberras an ok place, i had an asian ex there. it didn't work out since i'm a disgusting tranny and both of his parents were fucking really traditional. they were also both doctors while i was a highschool dropout with a prior drinking problem. jeez, i'm just glad you were able to get out of that situation without anything getting physical against you (hopefully?)
>>5675430
3-7 years at most for me desu
sup fegedds ?
>>5675435
who knows, I still keep in touch with his brother who treated me like family, but we never speak of him, and here we are I'm trans, borderline and bipolar so seeing a counselor was the right move
>>5675440
>without anything getting physical against you (hopefully?)
sadly no, but I have no spine so I put up with that for a few weeks which made me realize how much I hated myself, that made me want to see a counselor
>>5675460
What about acid?
But if you stop taking drugs entirely, I'd be down for hanging out and vidya
>>5675456
>sadly no
pls, i don't want anyone to get physical on you. abuse isn't good for the mind. i don't know if the cats will fix what's wrong with me, but i would like to hope it can something for you.
>>5675461
I was actually considering growing a peyote cactus and harvesting it several years down the road ^^
FINALLY
elanna please don't die
>>5675466
>posting your name and doctor
butwhy
>you will never pass unless you were on blockers before puberty
>surgery can only do so much
>your disguise will fall apart before 50
>you will never have a realistic vagina
>you cannot ever be a girl
I sure hate being a realist. I want to get lost in delusions like you guys.
>>5675460
drugs are bad tho
>>5675465
yeah I'd try that
Apparently it's legal in Canada
>>5675474
>>5675474
I think the person lost in delusions here might be you.
>>5675474
>you will never pass unless you were on blockers before puberty
genetics are more important
>surgery can only do so much
how much ?
>your disguise will fall apart before 50
niceme.me
>you will never have a realistic vagina
do you even good srs ?
>you cannot ever be a girl
I am a girl
well, that was easy
>>5675474
Spot on.
>>5675472
At least it's a pretty name.
>>5675487
Peyote is legal here? Neat
>>5675487
don't overdo it tho
>>5675463
it's been most of my relationships to be be absolutely honest
>>5675474
>you cannot ever be a girl
one side order of 12 gauge pls
>>5675481
>mfw mothers tell their kids to "ask the man for the game you want" at work
>>5675474
>your disguise will fall apart before 50
eh, I'll probably just off myself before then
best thing to do is to live life as best as possible before going out
>>5675487
You gonna have to teach me drugs desu
Not very familiar with names and shit
I only know the common ones (weed, coke, meth, etc)
>tfw will never be a proper height
I knew one mtf person that refused to eat when they were a child and were so malnourished they were really short as an adult, I wish I had done that
>>5675499
>tfw no normal non-violent relationship with liz
fuck. i want to find you a normal fucking person.
>>5675497
Oh, I know I will rofl
>>5675495
Yes, I believe it has something to do with entheogenic use among some aboriginal tribes, so it was never outlawed. Isolated mescaline is however illegal.
>>5675501
Peyote and san pedro cactus contain mescaline.
Mescaline is a psychedelic that's chemically similar to the 2C-* chemicals and MDMA, and tends to have a warm empathetic feel to it. It's on my bucket list.
>tfw not a genki trans tomboy with a penis
why do I bother?
>>5675507
>shorter girls
>long hair
>petit
>cute
lmao
the only dwarfish 5'2 girls I know are turbo dykes
>>5675510
>Genetics as in being a real woman?
no, genetics as in if you are fucked you are fucked, if not not
regardless of puberty
>>no counter
>No, nor do you from what I've seen.
>You are not.
what does that even mean ?
>>5675516
bEST GIRL. i HAVE A FIGURE OF HER
>Getting dysphoria while watching fucking f u t u r a m a
I need to stop lying to myself
>>5675507
>tfw u were malnourished as a kid because you spent all your lunch money on magic the gathering cards
#worthit
>>5675524
how is that even doable ?
>>5675513
I should make a list of stuff I gotta try desu
>>5675507
I'd be fine being a freakishly tall girl if I thought that I could ever actually pass for one. Since I don't, though, I don't like that it draws even more attention to me and my masculine features than they'd get anyways.
>>5675530
What counts as freakishly tall?
>>5675525
>starved myself
>still big boned and 5'10
>>5675531
5'7"
>>5675513
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
I figured it would just be covered under some religious exemptions for FN citizens like it is in the US, where even peyote is illegal unless you're enrolled in certain specific tribes.
>>5675533
>Freakishly tall
>Average model height
k
>>5675536
>implying euro agencies will call you back if you're under 5'9
>>5675522
LUCKY, she's my unobtainable goal. I want to be Kanbaru so badly.
>>5675539
>Europe
Gross
>>5675518
A poignant display of the effects of estrogen on the male brain. My heart goes out to you.
>>5675534
In general Canadian drug laws are way way laxxer, there's an awful lot of psychedelics that Canada seems to have no interest in outlawing despite them being emergency scheduled in the US years ago (2C-I, 2C-E, aMT, 4-AcO-DMT etc.)
>>5675545
>America
>>5675111
Edie what's your snapchat ;3
>>5675516
What's stopping you?
>>5675526
It almost never happens but it had to do with me being very high and seeing what a an exaggerated female form looks like and I have n o n e of these features
>>5675546
>no chess
bad card game
>>5675552
Good point. I do plan on moving to Norway one day, I just hope they continue to stay out of the EU
>>5675549
In Portugal, all drugs are legal apparently
>>5675531
I don't know what the cutoff is, but I think 6'4" counts.
>>5675549
That's actually a bit surprising considering how big a deal the tories made out of mandatory sentencing laws with completely disproportionate minimums for drug related stuff.
>>5675508
one day.
soon maybe
>>5675576
The tories were very good at optics, they did a lot of mandatory sentencing stuff for drugs that were already illegal, but presumably Health Canada had its funding cut (like most things). Most of these research chemicals never registered on their radar, I don't think politicians have really heard of them
On the other hand, the US DEA explicitly listed all of the compounds from Shulgin's PiHKAL and TiHKAL all in one fell swoop a few years back.
>>5675562
Brb moving to portugal
>>5674907
>Dota, not League?
>baka
>>5675580
i'll buy you an ernesto. ;)
>>5675592
Gotta book a vacation there desu
Should learn some Portuguese, like "Where can I get some pills?"
What is love /mtfg/?
>>5675598
Uhh... something autocorrected baka to baka, wtf, I'm on my computer...
>>5675598
trannies love league, I don't understand why
>>5675598
ooooh Ernesto
>>5675605
onde posso encontrar hormônios?
>>5674910
Gem doesn't like using her gt so I'm not sure this will ever happen which is kinda a disappointment to me...
I can dream though. I'm not sure what they're even going to do sexually, like, I guess they're just gonna make out a whole lot, which will be super hot.
>>5675627
nice misquote, dork. are you all about that dota life or neither
>>5675555
Your sick quads. I don't pass enough to be a girly girl, so when I try to look like a boyish girl I just look like a man.
I just want to pass enough that I can wear boys clothes and have a boy haircut, and still get seen as a girl.
>>5675580
>soon maybe
>>5675625
s.m.h. fml
>>5675631
>>5675631
>I guess they're just gonna make out a whole lot
>>5675605
Drug tourism in portugal is apparently illegal tho ;~;
>>5675631
Elanna could wear a strap-on
>>5675631
Even some preop girls use strapons
>>5675644
Goddamnit
Guess doing it illegal is good enough
>>5675645
Good idea, there's no way in hell I'm not recording that desu.
I didn't think of that though, that's a really good idea. :3
>>5675644
>you will put both elanna and gem on a bed next to each other face down ass up and fuck them both while they viciously make out
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>5675644
>Drug tourism in portugal is apparently illegal tho ;~;
Tragic.
Also this is like the first or second time I touch weed in months. It feels weird.
>>5675649
how does a strap-on even fit pre-op?
>>5675654
you just have to stretch your butthole enough
>>5675653
Weed is kinda awful in my opinion now, I don't have any interest in smoking it anymore.
It just fucking makes me tired and lazy, and I fucking hate feeling like that. It was nice when I was suicidal and psychotic every day cause it calmed me down and helped me sleep 19 hours a day, but now I actually like being lucid and awake all the time.
Weed is just a crutch, and it does more harm than good when you don't need it anymore, and I'd go so far as to say it just promotes stagnancy in the realm of getting better
>>5675667
Elanna I only have like one bowl left of green and its probably going to be the last time I smoke for a while. Should I do it?
>>5675667
Australia apparently has some of the highest weed smoking rates
So come on down, you'll make tons of friends.
>>5675669
I agree somewhat though weed is great before doing any physical activity. Smoking and going for a bike ride is like one of my favorite things in life.
>>5675667
I'm sad that I still have nobody to share my weed with. I just want to make a friend who wants to smoke and cuddle with me, I still have like $200 worth.
>>5675672
you should smoke a shotgun barrel by blowing your brains out.
>>5675669
I won't lie, some of my weed consumption over the past few months is totally 100% a crutch.
The limbo I'm in with srs bureaucracy and dates is giving me a lot of ridiculous dysphoric moments and weed usually helps me forget I have that thing.
>>5675675
maybe if ur smoking a sativa but all the shit ive been getting has been indica and it just makes me fucking pass out
>>5675674
>tfw basically everyone u know has smoked weed
>tfw never done it
>>5675669
weed self-actualizes me
i vape though, smoking it is for chumps
>>5675619
asking the wrong crowd mang
like asking a little kid about quantum physics
>>5675649
Preop girls with strapons is kind of my fetish.
>>5675674
because SA, WA and the ACT have the most laid back laws on dope in the country, almost everyone I knew in Canberra smoked, sold or grew weed
>>5675678
I dont own a shotgun tho
>>5675682
I know no one who has done it
>>5675680
Oh yeah, most of the weed in Montreal is sativa afaik.
>>5675669
I dunno why but I get very different reaction from weed based on how I smoke it. The shit way I've been smoking it by myself (I don't have a piece currently) is taking tabaco out of a cig and stuffing it with weed, and this gets me halucinating like a motherfucker, seeing shit, hearing shit, feeling shit. when I smoke it properly though I get knocked the fuck out.
>smoked with friend
>she wanted to walk across the city
>go with her
>struggle to walk the entire way.
>>5675672
Fuck yeah, pack that bowl and light up ^^
>>5675674
You're talking to a canadian, there's no way you could outsmoke us :^)
>>5675676
;_;
Track down some stoner buddies
>>5675619
Love is a fleeting feeling where you feel as if there's nothing that can get between you and your partner. You can talk about anything, you can share anything. You hang onto every moment you're together, and you can't keep yourself from feeling happy when you see that they're happy. Being in love is great.
>>5675693
oh, then carry on.
http://www.pinknews
.co.uk/2016/02/05/republicans-demand-girls-flash-their-vaginas-to-get-into-womens-toilets/
republicans be like https://www.youtube
.com/watch?v=wrWrsTNCXnE
>245 on the east coast
Think im just gonna bail on the whole sleeping thing, it's as good of a night as any for a stim bender
>>5675704
>http://www.pinknews
>.co.uk/2016/02/05/republicans-demand-girls-flash-their-vaginas-to-get-into-womens-toilets/
>immediately start laughing at the mere concept of this
>read washington
>minor panic
>>5675698
>tfw never been in love because no one has ever or ever will love me
>>5675698
Maybe
When I picture Canadians (at least Ontarians) I picture hipsters
need a girlfriend ASAP please email me at [email protected]
>>5675708
rip
>>5675715
Well I'm dumb
Gotta go to Vancouver then
>>5675719
Vancouver is all chinese now, they don't even speak english there.
>>5675716
there's no chance of it ever passing, still just fucking surreal this shit was even allowed a second thought.
>>5675698
>you will never inject elanna with the lewd syrum and make her go crazy and become addicted to ur cock
>>5675696
i mean i live in a legal weed state so i can literally get WHATEVER strain and type of weed i want but i just end up getting indica all the fckin time
i WANT A SATIVA
REEEEEEEEE
if sativa makes me feel awful then im just done smoking weed 4 good
>>5675697
>gets me halucinating like a motherfucker, seeing shit, hearing shit, feeling shit.
what the fuck how is this even possible? how does weed effect people like this, like how does it incapacitate people like nigga what the FUCK :') i did 2g of DXM and somehow i still functioned like NIGGA DAMN
>>5675684
weed makes u peaceful self-actualised wonder drug
>>5675679
yeah i mean i guess if u understand its a crutch.... i just i dont know. i think weed is a really bad thing that breeds stagnancy when its used as a crutch.
>>5675710
Any province will have hicks in Canada. There's a hipster culture in major cities, especially in Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal and Halifax.
>>5675704
>you will never flash a republican your girlie tinkler for pee pee permission
fuck this gay society
>>5675720
How bad is it there, really? Thinking about BC these days.
>>5675726
your ancestors were ultra-druggies.
>>5675726
that manga was oddly hot as fuck
>>5675726
yume pls
>>5675726
c-can you give me the lewd syrum too??
>mfw i used to make fun of people for playing video games
>tfw friday night playing vidya
what am i becoming? is this the tranny life?
reporting in, the dick was bomb and also he's in the bathroom and we're gonna watch x-files, will fill in l8er
>>5675743
post pics
>>5675742
>mfw I used to play video vidya
>tfw haven't been assed to play anything since I started selling video games for a living
>>5675740
Can I have the anti-lewd serum?
>tfw my dildo doesnt do much for me anymore since i've had the real thing
fuck I need a cock in me or choking me right now.
>>5675733
I don't think it's actually that bad, I was kinda trying to make a joke. There is some controversy about Richmond having chinese only signs and landlords apparently holding meetings with tenants or whatever in chinese only but I don't think it's a real problem outside of that city.
>back on progesterone as of 2 hours ago
>can already feel my left boob hurting a bit
IT BEGINS
COWTITS PLZ
MEGAMILKS PZ
OVERSIZED MAMORY JAMBORY PLZ
>Just kinda ate a bunch and now feel bad about it
Should I go make myself throw up? Ive never done something like it before but I feel like I should.
>>5675754
>I need a cock in me or choking me right now.
Same
Driving me crazy, what do I do?v
>>5675734
i think at this point ive done more drugs than anyone in my family
everyone in my family was just weak and got addicted to shit like opiates, alcohol, or just used weed as a crutch
i have awoken my third eye : - )
>>5675736
yeah
>>5675738
you can never make me stop ~ <3
>>5675740
Of course!
>>5675758
You've experienced what it's like to be a true american. enjoy it.;
Well my name is Yung Yume
You all know me
I shot my daddy down in 1963
Well they put me in the pen for 29 years
And when I came out I didn't have no fears
>>5675760
>tfw noone in your family does drugs, and grandparents were heavily involved in the temperance movement
>>5675761
Problem is I spent all my life being fat up until this past year. I guess I'll just deal with my choices and work out extra hard tomorrow and not be one of those girls.
>tfw thinking about all those years of life I wasted being fat though
Kill me.
>>5675758
Throwing up after your eat is a fantastic way to destroy your teeth which is way worse than being a microscopic fraction of being overweight
>>5675767
>tfw family is strongly against drugs
>believe only losers and scumbags take drugs
They're gonna be disappointed desu
>>5675758
You can if you want but you shouldn't make it a habit because it's really bad for your teeth and throat. If you do it don't brush your teeth afterwards or you will just rub the stomach acid into them and cause more damage. Rinse your mouth instead. Also there's no point in throwing if you ate over an hour ago since your body will have already absorbed most of the nutrients.
Honestly throwing up is really uncomfortable and I would rather just not eat instead of purging.
>tfw only smoke weed, and don't do it that often
why trouble yourself with drugs that can go bad or that you can get addicted to?
>>5675771
only losers use drugs as a crutch
the nice thing about psychadellics is you literally cant use them as a crutch
they will have literally no effect if you try and do them every day so there's no point
once a month is MORE than enough, and after a good or bad trip you generally feel like you dont want to do psychs for a very long time after that
>>5675774
Not everything is significantly more addictive than weed tho.
>>5675775
I'm more or less just curious about drugs
>>5675781
weed aint shit nigga go get yourself some and a couple edibles too and have fun
>>5675777
The only drugs I know of with pretty much nonexistent addiction potential are like... weed and pure hallucinogens, and I don't want to fuck with those because I've seen people that had really bad/dangerous trips on stuff like LSD and Peyote
>>5675782
This. My weed process
>Smoke
>Look up into space for a while while rambling to myself about whatever comes into my mind for like an hour
>Make food
>Eat food
>Jerk off
>Play videos games
>Sleep
>>5675781
try chewing tobacco. nothing sexier than a girl packing a fat lipper
>>5675786
this pretty much
I never smoke it when I have to do stuff, it's just great for de-stressing after a day of horrid shit to slog through
>>5675786
.....so you're an 18 year old boy then? why are you on mtfg
>>5675774
literally all the drugs that we're talking about are non-addictive physically and can't go bad.....
Excessive abusive use of LSD will result in the build up of LSD in your spine which may trigger LSD flashbacks, this was used as a propaganda tool by the anti-drug industry for quite some time. Though current research suggest that LSD flashbacks aren't really debilitating or anything of the sort. And LSD flashback would be like a microdose of LSD, which is perfectly fine to function on, and not something that is actually going to cause you to randomly go fucking nuts while ur driving on the road, anything making this statement is simply using a scare tactic. You can also consume as much LSD as you want, you will not overdose.
Psilocybin is just completely harmless, eat as many as you want. Nothing will happen, but you'll probably get the shits.
MDMA is a drug that gets abused a lot, people use it as a party drug, and I think thats really bad. I've done MDMA three times, and I have to say that my time using it therapeutically is the most memorable and good. All other times have resulted in a serious comedown that made me lay in bed all day for a few days. MDMA should not be illegal, but it shouldn't be legal either. It should be a controlled substance used by professionals in a controlled therapeutic environment, people who use it as a party drug just don't seem to get it. Expending all that positive energy will result in a massive comedown, but laying down and simply releasing all your negative energy will leave you feeling refreshed and born again almost.
Opiates, Benzos, Barbituates, anything else like that. Fuck em.
>>5675785
Yeah obviously people can have awful trips, thats the nature of psychadellics. It plays off your emotions. As long as you follow basic fucking logic and always have a trip sitter and don't trip when you're suicidal/depressed/unhappy/anxious/scared/nervous or around people you don't know, you'll be fine.
>>5675774
you can become addicted to anything if you use it as a crutch, theres nothing wrong with trying out harder drugs as long as you use them responsibly
>link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg
>>5675791
>people who use it as a party drug just don't seem to get it.
But yumeeeeeeee glowsticks and backrubs and subwoofer induced orgasms ;~~~;
>>5675790
>implying that masturbating disqualifies you from being a chick
I know for a fact that many of my cis female friends masturbate, it's not unusual.
>>5675793
I think there is something wrong with doing stuff like opiates and benzos desu. I'll admit I've abused both of them quite a bit, but I've managed to never get addicted thank god. The most I'll ever touch is Benzos for when I actually need them, but even then I find it better to work out my problems rather than to completely dip out of reality and take a benzo nap.
>>5675794
The comedown just isn't worth it Elanna, doing LSD or Psilocybin is much more of a fun party drug. MDMA should only be used therapeutically.
>>5675796
>doing LSD or Psilocybin is much more of a fun party drug
Why not all 3? Triple fliiiiiiiip
>>5675793
That's not true, though. I know a friend who got addicted to cocaine and he loved his life. That whole video is false, the reason that people don't get addicted to morphine is because their prescription wears off.
>>5675798
FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE DRUGGIE
ILL WHIP YOU GOOD YOU WHORE WHEN YOU'RE HERE
>>5675790
Because my my mind is telling me Im a girl. But my body...
MY BODY IS TELLING ME BOOOOOOOOY
>>5675794
but elannaaaaaaaaa cuddles and being held and talking about feelings
>>5675799
> I know a friend who got addicted to cocaine and he loved his life. That whole video is false, the reason that people don't get addicted to morphine is because their prescription wears off.
dude is this bait?
you have like fucking 60iq, i don't even feel like justifying this with a proper response since your other posts seem to indicate a lack of brain cells. take ur estrogen and spiro baby, i think that's enough mind altering drugs you'll ever need, there's already not much going on up there it seems
>>5675800
Oh yeah don't hold back .////.
>>5675805
>tfw doing mdma at a festival
>tfw alternating between dancing like a maniac and going back to the tent to cuddle and talk about feelings
Literally the best experiences, hands down
>>5675809
Lmao what the fuck is wrong with you, you're being such a bitch for literally 0 reason, this is not how you talk about things in a civil manner
>>5675816
some1 call the wahhmbulance
>>5675809
holy shit are you 12
>>5675812
MDMA sounds crazy
Is it worth trying?
>>5675818
and a half, but i think im quite mature for my age my friend : - )
>>5675820
READ MY POST
DONT USE IT AS A FUCKING PARTY DRUG
REEEEE
>>5675820
Absolutely worth trying, just be careful not to overdo it. I've known a lot of ravers (including me) who have had their MDMA "honeymoon" and did too much of it.
>>5675817
It's okay to admit that you aren't even going to try in a discussion because you have no points to make because according to you cocaine is not addictive when that video you posted clearly says "you cannot get addicted if you don't have other problems or aren't filling a hole in your life" which is blatantly false and people that are happy get addicted to drugs all the time. Not LSD, but other drugs.
How do you lose muscle?
>>5675829
>according to you cocaine is not addictive when that video you posted clearly says "you cannot get addicted if you don't have other problems or aren't filling a hole in your life" which is blatantly false and people that are happy get addicted to drugs all the time.
i didnt post the video and im pretty sure u missed the entire point of the video so ya im not going to bother replying to u seriously ur like the human equivalent of a golden retriever
as seen by this post >>5675795
>>5675834
>ur like the human equivalent of a golden retriever
LMAOyou're so ham
>>5675812
>festival
>not doing mdma with v good friends that you really trust and telling them about all your insecurities and darkest secrets that cripple you emotionally
>not being comforted and finally coming to terms with your issues and who you are as a person
thats going to change okay
i'm overdue for accessible psychedelics, but i practically need them to fall directly on my lap at this rate
Is he right?
>>5675838
It's not really addictive in the classical sense, it's a psychological thing. It's very easy to fall in love with the MDMA headspace.
>>5675834
Have fun being rude for no reason, I'm not going to bother refuting your claims
That other person was claiming that by jacking off, you are not trans. That is fucking idiotic.
>>5675844
Well
I guess I can see why
>>5675840
I've done that though, it was actually how I met my ex.. it's a bit of a story on its own.
Laughing at someone for having a dumb opinion doesn't work if you don't actually argue against them and just go "ha ha u r dum"
>>5675842
i used to think like that desu, i don't really give a fuck anymore and just let people be people though. there's really no reason to care what other people do as long as its not effecting you directly
>>5675841
getting drugs is literally the easiest thing in the world, but if you somehow fail at that just do darknet. but again, dont use drugs as an escape. you just end up in a ditch on fucking H at that point
>>5675845
*knock knock* hello anyone there? yeah it's called bait or as the kids like to call it trolling, welcome to 4chan enjoyee ur stay !!!!!
>>5675844
yeah because you dont use it correctly elanna
>>5675840
yeah this is how ur supposed to do MDMA
>>5675856
"I was only pretending to be retarded, trollt"
again are you 12 or
>>5675842
not really, hons say it's not about passing but they're actually kinda right, the E adjusts your mood hugely, even if you stay boymode
>>5675858
do u understand reading comprehension skills or did u just read that post with no context?
i was referring to her replying to an anonymous poster(READ: NOT ME) and taking the bait 100% seriously
; - )
>>5675850
ohkay, thats kinda cute
we're still going to cuddle and do mdma together tho and its going to be amazing
>>5675864
tfw ywn join this
>>5675865
>i can call someone a retard without it needing to be a debate
yeah lmfao fucking internet lawyers
"HOW DARE U CALL ME STUPID, U DIDNT DEBATE ME, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL ME STUPID. I DEMAND A FAIR DEBATE!!!!!! (by the way i was on the debate team in high school) DEBATE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>5675861
>Not only was I just trolling, it ~wasn't me!~
namefags are the absolute worst because they can pull the "JUST KIDDING WASNT ME" flag whenever is convenient
>>5675865
>i like that spurdo a lot. :')
That's Gondola you dip.
>>5675873
oh fuck dude.... ugh u caught me man
even if it was me shes still a fucking retard for replying to the most obvious fucking bait
its like someone coming in here and saying "YOU'RE ALL JUST MENTALLY DERANGED MEN WEARING DRESSES LMFAO" and people somehow still responding to that seriously after like 3 years of this general being around like its their 1st day on 4chan
>>5675869
>tfw you will never rescue kuppy from ausland
;-;
>>5675880
>i done did gotcha good, kiddo. ;)
B A R B A R Y
and yeah i dont get why people think everything has to be a fucking debate 24/7 with proper debate etiquette, i guess its the redditors who came here during the gamer gate shit tbhon : - )