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>>5672206
nah senpai look at australia its a penal colony & id wager america was too :^)
>>5672207
Are my tits doing okay? Be honest.
NSFW link. http://oi64.tinypic.com/2a7vdw0.jpg
>>5672220
ud lose that wager and get FUCKED dude
>>5672226
looks like a boob to me
elanna post soles
>tfw would maybe have a bf if I passed but I don't
>>5672174
I haven't done yet but I feel like I could since penetration feels really good.
>>5672226
how long hrt
>>5672226
alaska? wew
nice boob doe
>>5672226
I don't know. Can't really see your nipples.
Would probably perform lewd acts with though.
>>5672226
Nope, definitely cancer. Sorry :^)
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
>>5672237
>tfw might pass but boys don't drag you out of closet
>>5672226
Really shitty picture m8
How do you expect anyone to give you an honest opinion when you post such a bad picture?
>>5672232
> It is estimated that some 50,000 British convicts were sent to colonial America, representing perhaps one-quarter of all British emigrants during the 18th century.
what now?
>>5672247
*gives u da look*
>>5672247
>tfw your bf wakes you up and his penis is in your face
>>5672251
there was no charter proclaiming the thirteen colonies specifically as penal colonies though
Checkmate cockroach britian
What area of England are u from BTW? I wanna hear your voice if you're from like Kernow, Kent, or the Midlands desu.
>>5672249
What does that mean?
>>5672255
Goddamn it I miss this feel ;~;
>tfw no surprise morning bjs
>>5672253
h-hi
>>5672262
im from kent but my girlvoice is non existent right now
>>5672268
>getting recognised
>from a picture of boobs
>getting defensive and asking for tit pics
top kek
Your boobs look like shit man-boobs.
Anyone wear VS yoga pants? Are you supposed to get one that's a couple inches below your measurements? I got one that was almost precisely my measurement and it isn't stretching much or at all on my legs. Lots of wrinkles. I'm thinking of exchanging them but it takes a few weeks with return shipping to do and they're extra comfy
>>5672263
that im almost qt but retarded ;)
almost like you :^)
>>5672268
>I'd rather not be recognized
You think someone is going to recognize you. . .in Alaska. . .from a picture of your tits?
>>5672267
Elanna imma make u have a orgasm from penetration
Uh also I was wondering, gem and I were thinking about scrapping our plans for AX and using the money we planned to save up for that to go on a road trip to the alberta-us border and pick u up :3
Lewd stuff aside, gem and I really care about you and wanna make you feel happy and stuff, you deserve the best, and I think just having you around and making you feel good is a lot more worth it than anime expo
>>5672273
>gets mad for getting called out on having shitty tits
>calls my tits shitty after the fact in defense
But I thought it was a poor picture? I just want to see what a good one looks like, also you must have beautiful breasts to be bashing on mine so much, why not share them with us?
Basically, I'm calling you out - post tits or you have shit-tier tits even worse than mine.
>>5672280
I have my reasons. They could very easily be recognized from a better angle showing different features.
>>5672279
I'm almost qt or just retarded? ;_;
ur mean
>>5672286
>being this desperate for tit pics
lol ok hon
https://np.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/448ccb/remi_stepping_down/
What a surprise....
It's ridiculous how cis and trans girls are treated in the video game industry
7 months. Opinions?
>>5672294
that's around as big as i want tbdesu. any chance you could take some from the side?
>>5672294
i like your ribcage
>2016
>Still see MtFs cling to Ranma 1/2 as if Ranma represents them and not FtMs
I will never understand this. Ranma tries desperately hard to get rid of this girl mode and even in girl mode all of the characters that know of his situation use male pronouns on him. Maybe if was different in the English dub of the anime because I only read the manga but nobody who wasn't that one idiot who had a boner for girl Ranma ever called Ranma by female pronouns.
>>5672299
So did my ffs pic scare ya?
>>5672292
>calling me desperate for tit pics
You're the one who is acting like they have great tits, yet can't prove it. You're the only one saying they look bad, in fact, which is why I think you're a honmode shit-tier tranny jealous and lashing out. I'm simply asking you to prove otherwise.
>>5672299
>>5672280
>tfw someone has actually recognized you from tits that you've posted here before
It's not entirely outside of the realm of possibility
>>5672284
.////. u-umm that would be pretty great desu
That would actually be a fun road trip, although idk what things are looking like for my schedule this summer. I havn't found work yet so I'm not sure when I can get down to portland. Only thing for certain is that I'll probably be at a music festival the last week of july
>>5672302
we want to magically turn into women when exposed to cold water
>>5672293
>esports
>MOBAs
Not even once.
>>5672290
;) love ya
>>5672323
P-please respond
>>5672324
How is it Bait?
>>5672309
I never said I had great tits... in fact, I never said anything about my own tits. You were the one who brought them up when you said
>>5672268
>How about you post yours to show us what a good pic looks like?
Posting pics of your boobs at a bad angle and asking for honest opinions is counterproductive. My honest opinion is that a better angle is needed to say how they are. It sounds like you're fishing for compliments to me, and when someone doesn't give them, you immediately lash out asking for tit pics.
Why so hostile? Is your own life so shitty that you're constantly on the edge of rage, hon?
>>5672319
Angry jealous hon strikes again :DDD
>>5672317
I get that aspect but I think saying Ranma represents mtfs is going a bit far and not having your own interpretation but lying.
>>5672330
If you ever point out that women or trans people might be worse off than other people, you're baiting le illogical feminist strawman.
>>5672327
maybe
>>5672315
Money isn't an issue, the only money you need desu is enough money to take a bus or drive to the alberta-us border. Then you go across and we drive home to the great 503. We have enough money to throw around, especially once we move that you won't have to really worry about feeding yrself and stuff, we could take care of it. You wouldn't be a burden, I promise. Now I totally understand if you want to be able to completely support yourself though, just know that we're here okay babe?
>>5672339
Which one? ;-;
>>5672293
Don't blame this on being trans.
She fucking sucked.
>>5672335
i enjoyed it for being a funny fightan anime, personally
>>5672331
>treats me rudely right off the bat
>acts like I'm just lashing out for no reason
You have not argued against you having great tits, and you call other people hon. So naturally, I request proofs that you're not a hon. I'm hostile because you brought the hostility in. You could have said you didn't like them without acting like a testosterone-filled dick.
>>5672341
Thanks yume, it's nice to know that money won't be an issue. In all honesty I'll probably be able to pay my share without issue, the thing that's up in the air is if I can get the time off work ;~;
>>5672344
Even if she was good, she would still take heat.
Ufufu is a prime example
>>5672346
Going to also add, I know you're a hon unless you can prove you are not. If you weren't a hon, you'd have no reason to withhold evidence that you are not a hon.
>>5672332
They're pretty fucked up senpai. Sorry. It's just the harsh truth.
Just because I don't support hugboxing doesn't mean I'm a hideous monster. Though I am, for your information, and have vaguely similar man tiddies.
>>5672346
I didn't treat you rudely. I said your pic was shitty, which is true.
Stay mad, hon. Only the most shit-tier of trannies would have to seek validation on 4chan and would rage at the slightest drop of a hat. <3
>>5672342
both desu
>>5672358
How do I become qt instead of almost qt?
>>5672363
Push your transition forward
Get a nice haircut
Wear cute clothes
Smile a little
>>5672349
Mkay love, whatever happens, happens
<3
>>5672276
>trans
>wearing leggings
you better be post-op
>>5672371
>not wearing leggings and striped thigh highs and shimapan
TRUTRANS GET OUT REE
>>5672367
How to smile and what kind of clothes look cute on someone who is 5´10" ;_;
>>5672355
>Only the most shit-tier of trannies would have to seek validation on 4chan and would rage at the slightest drop of a hat. <3
So you're calling yourself a shit-tier tranny? We know.
Only hons call others hons this much, and use "<3" and such things. You act just like an angry, jealous tranny.
>I didn't treat you rudely. I said your pic was shitty, which is true.
Oh really?
>Your boobs look like shit man-boobs.
All I did was ask you to post your tits, and you lash out like this, indicating they are super shitty. The fact that you still aren't posting them or anything only goes to prove that. You're in no position to be insulting people by calling them hons.
>posting tit pics with your nipples showing on a blue board
you sinful fucks t('-'t) what would the lord say ???
http://strawpoll.me/6735403
http://strawpoll.me/6735403
http://strawpoll.me/6735403
>>5672385
inb4 angry jealous honposter calls these mantits too lel
>>5672380
>pls give me tit pics im a mad hon
lol
>>5672385
nice mantits nerd
>>5672379
Not endlessly making yourself feel hopeless by repeating the same self loathing statements would probably make it easier to smile. Ending the neet life also would. In the meantime, feed yourself positive thoughts.
As for clothes, I always found cardigans comfy and cute, but really anything is probably a step up from men's jeans and hoodie.
>>5672388
Nice comeback, you totally got me there lololol.
Again, you'd have no problems with proving you're not a hon, if you weren't a hon. The fact that you can't prove it proves you are a hon. Absence of evidence is evidence of absence. Being into guys, I only want your tit pics so I can laugh at how ugly they are, or be surprised and feel you have the right to call others shitty.
>>5672390
is this a meme?
>>5672387
Heh
>>5672379
Chin up, my cis sister is 6'
So who's the best SRS doctor?
>>5672385
I want to suck on your mantits.
>>5672402
The jews
http://strawpoll.me/6735465
http://strawpoll.me/6735465
http://strawpoll.me/6735465
>>5672401
>chin up
ayy
>>5672409
Get out
>>5672402
It doesn't matter, a vagina's a vagina. Unless they accidentally give you a bigger dick, it will believe dysphoria.
>>5672418
*fart*
>>5672409
>wanting a male body part on an otherwise perfect female body
Why are you transitioning?
>>5672394
But I like being neet.
>>5672401
>tfw xbox chin
>>5672409
Penises case dysphoria, vaginas don't.
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1454700963400.webm
>tfw you will never ever know what this feels like
>tfw extrovert with massive social anxiety
This is fucking torture
>>5672273
you seem like a good critic, what do you think of these?
>>5672423
>transitioning
but I'm a boy o.o
>>5672395
>this much mad
>this much tit pic desperation
lolll
>>5672440
>tfw idk if introvert or extrovert because of this
>>5672451
Then leave.
>>5672431
It may be your comfort zone, but whether you realize it or not, it's slowly killing you. Why do you think you feel so sad all the time? Why does the dysphoria consume your entire existence when in theory HRT should have made it better?
Being a neet is destroying you, whether you realize it or not. Those dead eyes don't lie.
>>5672453
Now you're just repeating yourself, nice. Kinda funny how that keeps happening when someone can't prove they're not a hon.
>>5672456
This.
>>>/femgen/
>>5672456
calm ur T rage d00d
smoke some peaceful herb and chillax my man
>>5672458
:^)
just gotta try to not get high on my own supply
i wanna die :<
>>5672461
lol you are a hon we've seen your pics
>>5672470
You must be even worse for being to afraid to post yours.
my boobs are small and i wish they were bigger ;_;
There's a severe T leakage in here right now
>>5672459
Maybe but i'm too manly and gross to not be neet, dont want to make people uncomfortable with my presence.
>>5672387
>>5672390
>>5672404
>"nice mantits, NERD!!!"
>the school bully knocks my books out of my hands
>he always does this...idk why.... it's been going on for years
>it first started when i saw him changing in the locker room and he first saw my man tits...
>he stared at them, gawking for a moment, but then when the other boys came in he yelled at me
>"YOU'RE A FUCKING SISSY FAGGOT!!! HA HA HA"
>i cried the first time, but as time went on i learned of his home life
>his family was poor, he worked hard but he barely had anything
>he was captain of the football team, but had never had a girlfriend
>one day after class he shoved me against the locker, holding his fist in the air
>"you're a fucking sissy, you know that??? give me one reason i shouldn't fuck you up"
>b-because...i love you.......
>he looked at me, glaring at me with this thousand yard, cold stare
>then suddenly his eyes started welling up
>"i love you too, mantits...."
>he tore my men's P.E. shirt off and started sucking on my mantits
>then he bent me over and spanked my ass
>"god i want to fuck that sissy ass to bad..."
>pull on my mantits, anon
>he started fucking me hard, and deep looking around anxiously hoping no one would see
>"YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT" he screamed while pulling at my hips
>he lets out one last moan and cums deep inside my boypussy
>we do this for years until one day he stands up in front of the football team, and proudly says,
>"this is my boyfriend, mantits. he's a fucking faggot, but so am i."
>and we lived happily ever after
>>5672474
Not afraid, I'm just so used to passing irl I don't need to post anything here for validation... unlike you. lolll
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1454031840419.webm
How do I make my cock useless like this? I might not hate it if it never did anything. It's already only 4 inches hard...
>>5672480
Ewww
Evacuate and quarantine.
>>5672486
10/10 would read again
>>5672494
trip on kayla
>>5672494
Fuck off kayla
>>5672486
Ur the best trip
>>5672494
Stop posting your tranny porn Kayla
>>5672499
Thats miss cock to u ;)
Kayla reminds me of potc, are all autists the same?
>>5672520
No, some are fairly normal. They are the minority however
How do you get friends to talk about trans stuff and girl stuff with. I'm sick of only being able to talk to doctors and therapists about it.
>>5672508
I want to dress up my miss cock in a cute ribbon >.<
>>5672525
Get new friends.
>>5672485
You need to stop saying this, every time you say it it it just reinforces those feelings and makes it harder to make any sort of change. People have repeatedly said that you aren't manly and gross, hell, you have people saying you have the potential to be a qt if you started looking after yourself.
Sooner or later, you're going to have to make yourself and other people uncomfortable to progress. Do you want to never experience life as a girl? That's why you started down the path to transition 3 years ago wasn't it?
Do you want your entire time on this planet to have been spent inside and too afraid to experience it?
Do you want to die alone, forgotten and unloved?
I'm not exaggerating, this is what the future holds if you can't start to make real change. Nobody deserves a life like that, and your comfort zone is quite literally a very slow and painful suicide chamber.
>>5672475
u haven't hrtd for that long
Have you Bren massaging thrm?
>>5672525
find other trans girls near you, where do you live?
>>5672486
creepy and agp desu
>>5672533
Yeah I know ;_;
Not sure where to start though, not even sure why i'm so worried about other people when no one knows me.
I just want to be normal and pass to strangers at least.
>>5672537
UK. I've never seen another transgirl where I live. Even the gic I go to is always empty.
>>5672534
people have bigger boobs than me by now tho >.> im only an a cup but some people talk about Bs or Cs. Im fat too soooooo. also no, i didn't thnk that actually did anything :S
>>5672545
don't each of the clinics have a huge catchment area though? like, people go to leeds and notts from literally the other side of the country, not just locals? how can it be empty if the waiting lists are so crazy crowded?
>>5672525
Women are everywhere. Make friends with one and talk about girly things. Make friends with more liberal free-spirited girls, and they're usually open to talk to about trans stuff. And no, I'm not talking about le tumblr sjws with fae pronouns, just a cool girl who likes talking about this kind of weird shit.
>>5672552
Wow, first time someone actually listened to me.
>>5672486
Quality
>>5672527
Same then waiting for it to fall off xD
Heya girls ! What's up today? ^-^
>>5672542
Sweden has employment agencies and services to de-neet people do they not? There's ways out of the trap that you're stuck in. You're making a good first step by starting to work on your voice, the next logical step is social transition. Buying new clothes, taking care of your personal hygiene, even going outside for walks in girlmode and stuff.
Don't worry about other people, your presence isn't going to intimidate them, and with practice you'll definitely pass to them. Hell, you may pass to them with minimal effort considering people already give you funny looks in guymode.
I know that you've been stuck in the same place for a long time lainanon, but I do honestly believe that you have it in you to change, and I do believe that you have it in you to be a functional, happy and most of all passing adult.
>>5672475
>tfw
they literally stopped growing at like the six month mark and they're JUST BEE STINGS aghhhh
yume thinks its hot but I want actual boobs... ;~;
>>5672555
The one here has been unstaffed for over a year because lol NHS. I see a gender therapist from a different GIC who comes here every 3 months. Waiting list for me was pretty much non existent and there is never anyone in the waiting room.
>>5672569
Not much, you?
>>5672569
You don 't deserve that name/
>>5672569
im gucci senpai wbu?
Pre-HRT here. I'm pretty fat (5'7" 160lb) but hear that you want to have some fat on you for mones.
The question is... how much should I lose?
>>5672569
Tired, didn't sleep enough
will nap later
>>5672578
do i deserve that name anon?
>>5672570
They only have stuff to keep neets busy I believe but I dunno.
>I do believe that you have it in you to be a functional, happy and most of all passing adult.
I hope so ;-;
getting a decent voice and walks would be a good start I guess.
>>5672586
I'd lose quite a bit, you can always regain it afterward, and regaining on hrt will ensure it goes to the right places. So I guess the answer to your question is to lose as much as you can or are comfortable with.
>>5672573
tell me about it ;_;
unsee.cc
/gesizano/
What the hell are these lines on my thighs? Cellulite already? ;_;
>>5672574
Where are you?!?!? What the fuck, this makes me so mad, the NHS's actual guidelines on trans healthcare are actually not that bad but the fucking implementation makes me livid, how the fuck can Leeds have a three-and-a-half-years waiting list when there's clinics almost empty and with no waiting list elsewhere in the country?? You can get from one end to the other in a single day...
>>5672593
Because Korra is mai waifu and you're desecrating her image.
>>5672597
>They only have stuff to keep neets busy I believe
Busy is good, it gives perspective, it takes your mind off of the circular self-defeating thoughts, and it gets you out of the house.
Walks are a pretty surefire way to slowly but surely erode that fear of the outside and of people that inevitably appears when you've been stuck in the same place for so long. If you can set a schedule and set goals for yourself, and actually stick to it, you'll be well on the way to making real change.
>>5672569
KORRA-CHAN!
Do you know the name of that face cream you bought that you use instead of shaving? The one that was tested on black skin or whatever? :3
>>5672604
They look like stretch marks to me
>>5672616
How did I get them? Why? I mean I used to be skinny and got a little bit chubby in the belly area these last few years but why ;_; how to get rid?
>>5672610
Busy will have to wait though since it means being around a lot of people and I feel so awkward even in boy mode since I have boobs and all.
Walks in gril mode and using gril voice with my friends who are alright with degenerate shit would be nice.
Maybe I make people more uncomfortable like this than I would in gril mode :^)
>>5672624
but at least don't post her. She deserves better than mtfg don't you think?
http://strawpoll.me/6736042
http://strawpoll.me/6736042
http://strawpoll.me/6736042
>>5672606
Aberdeen
I wouldn't get too excited though the quality of care is pretty shit. I managed to get on hormones no problem at all after my first appointment but I've been waiting months to get laser despite her saying she'll 'get on it' every single appointment.
>>5672628
i can't help it to love her so much i have to post her sometimes pls forgive me ;_;
>>5672538
there is literally nothing agp about that greentext
>>5672619
Idk, any sort of rapid growth or change in weight can cause them. Stretch marks are permanent, but I'd say the majority of people have at least some of them, they're nothing to worry about.
>>5672626
Yeah, one thing at a time. For now I think actually getting outside more is a perfectly good goal to have.
>Maybe I make people more uncomfortable like this than I would in gril mode :^)
To be honest...you probably do. Even if you don't feel like HRT has done anything for you, you've been taking estrogen for 3 years. Even if HRT did minimal good (which it probably didn't), strangers can, and will notice that you don't look like a typical guy, and they will be uncomfortable if they're having difficulty gendering you, which is almost definitely happening now.
>>5672624
That's the one! do you think it would work on a pale white person?
>>5672639
yeah it does work but I prefer using a razor since it gets a closer shave. but make sure to test it out on a very small area of your skin first
what's up ya eunuchs who only serve the one true king of westeros ?
Fuck me I'll never get hormones not a single good therapist or informed consent clinic in my vicinity
Tenessesse really fucking sucks.
>>5672655
Just self-med and get your blood checked periodically
Rip mtfg
>tfw your hat comes in the mail finally
who are you gonna vote for anon and why is it the god emperor trump?
>>5672651
Are u calling me afaggot
>>5672657
How qhi wants a prescription as does inhouse all day doesn't have shit, no end is around here will see an upassing tranny. I also only have 60 dollars left after work.
>>5672675
Rent.
>>5672670
Literally a meme candidate.
>>5672675
QHI wants a prescription for what? You just have to sign an indemnity form.
>>5672675
>all day doesn't have shit
What do you mean? That's where I get my stuff.
>>5672638
I have stretch marks on my back that make it look like I've been mauled by a tiger.
Feelsbadman
>>5672682
>implying ted cruz didn't win iowa solely because of applifed memetics
>implying bernie is the most meme candidate ever
>implying clinton won't go to jail before the caucusing is over
>>5672670
I'm not American
>>5672672
aren't you ?
>>5672682
These funny tranny memers will get forced to stop taking their precious meds when Trump gets elected. Then it's gonna be really funny.
>>5672683
I thought after that they wanted a prescription shit I'm an idiot can they get progesterone or that stuff that stops facial hair in house has. I still only have 60.00 dollars.
>>5672693
>not voting for Rubio
:^)
But seriously Trump's every position is deplorable.
>>5672700
100%
>>5672670
god bless
>>5672682
"This will be the end of Trump's campaign, says increasingly nervous man for the 7th time this year"
>>5672704
ask them. they respond and are often able to supply meds not advertised on their site...
just not degarelix -____-
>>5672687
Well it's not very clearly put on what they have no cpyro, no injections, no progesterone I thought you did informed consent dont you live in a part of the country that isn't in love with Jesus why not go legit I mean your full time right?
>>5672710
neat
>>5672714
Dude. Put a fucking sheet on that bed. I'm so fucking triggered right now
>>5672720
Because I'm a lazy piece of shit
>>5672714
Not what I'm implying. In fact I hope he secures the nomination just because I know he has no chance of winning a general election.
>>5672725
we shall see
>>5672703
Yeah I'm kinda looking forward to the irony but at the same time I will vacate this country so fucking fast.
>>5672725
who would beat him? the decrepit corrupt ghoul that is clinton, or the hunchbacked globalist jew sanders?
>>5672715
Degarelix?
>>5672725
hundreds of years from now, scholars will look back at the 16 year trump administration (overturn 22nd amendment after trumps second term to repay him for creating a literal utopia [dies in office and vice president meatloaf takes over in his absence]) and compare it to abraham lincoln's success
>>5672742
GnRH antagonist, monthly injectible, much better for you than spiro or cypro but hella expensive.
>>5672740
Yes.
guys i went to the femgen skype group and told them im a femboy but they think im a cisgirl even tho i showed them pics
what do i do
>>5672754
Tell them to stop hugboxing
>>5672758
hugboxers get OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>5672754
send them a pic of ur dick
>>5672732
>in b4 some faggot links that article of Trump being supposedly pro-LGBT and a New Yorker with liberal values
>>5672761
imma whip out my willy n waggle
>>5672748
I need that I thought cypro was the best thing I'm at hun age so I doubt it could help.
>>5672754
are you doing that thing kayla does where you have to tell us people think you're cis?
>>5672774
the best thing is getting an orchi. GnRH analogues are the second best thing.
>>5672754
>tfw never get mistaken for cis by fem Gen.
Must be nice.
>have a female/unisex first name
>decide i should still ask my parents what they would call me had i been born a girl
>"george"
mfw
>>5672780
no y would i want people to think im cis o.o
>tfw wisdom teeth ripped out and can't smoke pot for a few days.
>>5672797
y does that make it so u cant smoke the peaceful herb?
>>5672797
trip on adri
>Chin looks round and soft when neutral expression
>smile and all of a sudden this disgusting flat chin appears
What the fuck is this. I'm not even fat. Do I just never smile?
>>5672804
dry sockets
*fart*
>tfw u are trying to pay a bill over the phone and the first operator calls you ma'am and the second one calls u sir
Guess what. I was negative this morning and assumed I didn't get the job cause I didn't hear back from my awesome interview all week. Turns out the guy had an emergency and couldn't' get back to me.
I am indeed employed.
Yay positive thinking. .
Life is good.
>>5672486
This is hawt. Write more smut please.
>>5672538
There is no such thing as AGP.
>>5672804
Dry sockets sound like literal hell.
>>5672806
...n-no
>>5672829
Congratulations. Welcome to the ranks of the normies
>>5672797
>having wisdom teeth
>>5672840
yeah seriously get a load of these fucking sub-humans
its like they lack the more civilised and evolved genes that lack them
>>5672840
There's a new girl at work with your name. It's pretty weird tbhon. Is that also your real name?
>>5672829
Congratulations. I'm also waiting on a callback for a job.
>>5672829
Nice! Well earned.
>>5672754
You don't even look like a femboy, nevermind grill, lol
>>5672829
Good job.
>>5672862
ya its weird
>>5672867
yeah im the next stage in the evolution of man
>>5672840
>tfw two never came out
>>5672840
>tfw still two more wisdom teeth to get extracted in the future.
>>5672845
/pol/ will still love me, that's all that really matters.
where on earth do i find a doctor in the EU who is bent enough to just prescribe me degarelix at my request without a stringent consultation process?
>>5672782
I mean yeah that would be ideal but at this point would it even matter I've been poisoned by testosterone not by my own choices fuck I didn't even know about hrt til I was 24. I even cane out to multiple therapist when I was younger there response was how do you know your not just confused. I came out to doctors during my first suicide attempt about my dysphoria do you think they even did anything like find me a gender therapist no they used my male name and treated me for suicide which wasn't the problem when your body is killing you its natural you want to die. Fucking girls have it so easy now just say I feel like a genderqueer phantom thing and boom titty skittles it's such fucking bullshit.
jeb bush 2016
>>5672912
slow and steady wins the race :)
>>5672904
are you a britbong too? the NHS sucks.
i still think it's worth nuking your test for two reasons.
one, to prevent any or further hairloss.
two, for the psychological benefit. it's amazing how much mental strain testosterone puts you through.
My fukjing head my gofd
>>5672931
>my gofd
Pure ideology
Post prolapsed anus
>>5672954
))))
>>5672486
>edie
e-edie w-whats your snapchat user ;3 ;3
I ate a big meal at lunch and some lady in the mall stopped me and asked me how long till the baby comes. She thought I was pregnant, not to look stupid I said meekly "3 more months."
what the fuck?
>>5672918
No I'm an American who lives in the Bible belt Britain would be paradise compared to her sure they have you wait til you 18 but fuck me that would be better at least you can get an implant to stave off the t.
>>5672966
f a t t y
>>5672836
Thank you. OMG I am so relieved.
>>5672851
Thank you so much.
>>5672860
Awww. I have succeeded at transition. OMG
>>5672865
I love you
I am so very happy. I can't even describe it. Sorry I won't be able to waste time here all day anymore kids, but you can do it. It isn't impossible. I am 41 and haven't even been full time 4 months and and on hrt for 9.
I love you all.
>>5672966
LMFAO
>>5672489
>I-i'm not afraid, uhhh... uh.... I'm just so used to passing IRL that I don't need to provide proof heh. R-right?
Keeeeekkkkk. Let me guess, you're also a millionaire Nigerian prince?
With no proof, you have nothing. If you were passing, you'd just post proof and prove me wrong. But you're not passing, and can't post proofs.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
new zeemaps
this time its whitelisted with rules
place em markers
>>5672983
What an unbelievably shit idea
>>5672983
>>5672983
>>5672983
>>5672983
everyone put your markerssss
>>5673004
Maybe. It's been done many times in the past tho
>>5672974
Sorry I missed that Congrats welcome to the working world it's actually kinda fun at times. What are you going to save up for?
>>5672983
No way in hell!
Hello
>>5672983
wow what the fuck, that seems horribly unsafe
>>5673004
>>5673017
shy beta alert
>>5673018
chaser pls
>>5673021
I've been doxxed I'm daily certain maps like these and the steam list did so fuck that. Plus I'm ugly no one would want to meet me.
>>5673025
>>5673020
if u have low iq like u it might be, u'd probably put ur real address
>>5673022
That doesn't even make sense you fucking moron
>>5672983
>posting a trove of personal info on 4chan
What could possibly go wrong?
>>5673042
Breastfeeding in public is gross, don't encourage that kind of behavior
>>5673041
an email and general area is all you need, its not a trove of info
>>5673032
Leave this general you fat little bastard. Not everyone here is an autistic vulnerable mess who you can manipulate
>>5672966
>only 3
HOW
FAT
?
>>5673041
>>5673042
you all have posted personal info including pictures of urself, places you've lived and are living, places of work, family member's names, and other troves of information like steam and skype accounts
i could literally make a map like this and put almost every trip thats ever been on mtfg just using the archive
noided
I live in Antarctica
>>5673054
Is that supposed to be an argument for people to give out more information?
>>5673049
>>5673054
The only personal info I've ever posted is photos, and the institution I attend. I think I posted my steam id at one point but I scrubbed it before I posted it.
>>5673012
Laser first then surgeries
>>5673060
>>5673065
>>5673049
I actually went to a thing with my cousin who was nursing at the time and it was like a sit in inside a bookstore that banned breast feeding, really was triggering as fuck to me having like 30 women feeding their babies, but she was baby sitting me for the week even though I was 15 at the time.
>tfw agp
>>5673056
u realise u can put whatever u want in the blip right
like u can just say "anon" and then use a throwaway email
its not asking u for ur mothers maiden name, ur address, ur ssn and shit
>>5673063
country and city also
>>5673069
The real question here is, who the fuck spends enough time in a bookstore that they would need to breastfeed?
>>5673067
Better get ready for these hands
Hi, its that weird faggot who photoshops pictures of transgender people. I'm back and bored again, so if anyone wants to be a pretty girl post your picture.
>>5673079
Oh I'm ready alright
>>5673054
you are so fucking creepy
i had to leave my house to go send my panties to a cam client. did you know there's wind out there? i'm never doing it again
>>5673091
and thats exactly what this map is
literally putting a blip on a map with some form of contact information, u dont have to say who you are or anything lol
o.O
>>5673074
You're trying way too hard
>>5673096
You look like a chick I went to school with
yayyyy people are actually being added to the map
>>5673074
yea id just recommend doing this if you guys are worried about personal info but want to meet friends close to you
>>5673096
Those shades are too much
>>5673085
>so if anyone wants to be a pretty girl post your picture.
According to /lgbt/, this is a picture of a pretty girl. So try it.
>>5673074
123 Hon Ave, CA 92653
>>5672806
:^)
>>5673094
Nah, she's too cute to be creepy.
>>5673096
blonde hair
blue circle lenses
>>5673078
teachers
moms who are secretly huge nerds when it comes to reading
my mom desu
>>5673107
these people dont seem to remember when the zeemaps was a staple of the op
it was only removed cus it wasnt whitelisted and got filled with soc tier chasers and spam
>>5673111
hi ädri
what up
>>5673111
Fat balding parasite infested boys aren't cute
>>5672409
Wait, would I be a dickgirl like a futa or a dickgirl like a shemale? (Either is fine mind you, I'd just prefer to have a vagina as well.)
>>5673114
Why not just...buy the book and read it at home?
Then again I used to spend a lot of time in bookstores.
>>5673097
OK, I don't really want contact info on it, but I'm fine with name and location, presumably someone might at least see that much and they can get in touch through here. Put a dot on Edmonton Alberta I guess ^^
>>5673119
lmfaooooooooooo
tfw worthless
>>5673128
>Not giving yourself your own worth
You are worthless
>>5673064
I need that too to bad laser isn't what Hicks around here know about fuck it senpai can some one just ship me to San fransico already.
>>5673096
Bug glasses are best glasses
Why are you all so weird?
Is there a way to be an MtF without being associated with you people?
Tfw I'll never be a high school girl who gets to experience a pure and innocent highschool romance
>>5673142
stealth pass
>>5673142
No
>>5673086
>>5673109
haters gonna hate
>>5673144
>iktf
Fuuuck.
>>5673149
>>5673142
Everyone is weird in some way, hth
>>5672785
Maybe they mean like George Eliot?
>>5673153
>>5673142
yeah just don't hang around here. dummy.
like, it's just something you have to live with. we're already publicly associated with people like Alex "why not be trans" Reid.
>>5673160
>>5673142
Nope, sorry, just gotta embrace the weird
>>5673156
There's a lot of ways, Facebook seems like a super common way to get doxxed if you can be traced to that account in some way.
>>5673161
Okay who? And why does google give me pix of an obvious cd?
>>5673097
Put a dot on colorado springs, co please :3
>>5673144
>you can never experience the most pure and forbidden form of love
>>5673168
because that's what he is, but the press parade that freakshow around and that's what the public end up associating with trans people
>>5673137
>>5673096
not on me, but then again everything looks like shit on me
>>5673163
>>5673142
I'm not from here but started lurking.
I don't even want to use the term "mtf" or trans. I know it's a a physical process but I'm paranoid to say it's going from A to B or a transition because I feel like it means I'm going to start acting like a different person.
>>5673176
i wouldn't look twice at you on the street like that.
stop being a whinge.
>>5673181
>>5673176
DETRANS AND FUCKING DIE EVERY SINGLE PIC OF YOU I FUCKING SEE I ACTUALLY WANT TO VOMIT OH MY GOD FUCKING GROSS EWWWWW
>>5673164
I mean how do they get that info I was never stupid enough to post my birth name or Facebook with anyone here well only one person but that was after the first doxx. I know Fu never shared anything personal yet she got doxxed one again how?
>>5673191
At least i'm not the only person that likes Danny Phantom
>>5673176
>>5673150
>>5673137
>>5673096
>mtfg aesthetic
>>5673128
iktf!!!
>>5673197
It was one of my favorite shows.
Most shows with goth characters are.
>>5673192
at least I am not a coward like you, I bet you have never gone out in girl mode
>>5673176
lmaoooooooooooo
>>5673208
What about As Told by Ginger? I used to love that growing up and I don't know why
>>5673217
I kinda liked it, but the secondary characters made me want to gouge my eyes out and cut my ears off.
>>5673214
i dont pass but im not fucking stupid enough to go out in girlmode when i dont lmfao omg you are so fucking ugly ownd
>>5673193
Taking photos from Facebook without changing the filename is apparently bad, other than that I dunno. Trolls are dedicated
>got on the bus right when all the school kids are going home
God I hate kids.
>>5673102
>>5673112
are these good or bad things?
>>5673137
>>5673176
those are not the right shape for yall tbqh you need ones that frame ur pretty faces
>>5673109
"your sunglasses are too big, your bra is showing too much, your penis is too hard, your balls are too big." i swear, you and the guy i met at the coffee shop today. it's always something
>>5673217
arguably klasky-csupo's worst show and reason for their downfall
GOAT theme song though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO8hOS-bLyw
>>5673176
Wow lol.
>>5672958
I am of the opinion that the rectum should be a strictly internal organ.
>>5673225
>have mild panic attacks when someone sits next to me on the bus
>mfw school kids are out
>>5673229
>your penis is too hard
How do any of you get erections anymore? Im taking Spiro and the only way I get them is if I start playing with it and force it up. Shits great
>>5673239
I fear for my life anytime someone sits behind me on the bus. It makes me so uncomfortable.
>>5673239
I had to sit next to some 12 year olds because there were no other seats and the bus driver was nagging at me to sit down.
>>5673244
I get my girlfriend to suck on it a bit.
>tfw had another dream about cuddling up with a gf
I want to stop crying when I wake up.
>>5673229
That face your hair looks amazing wish I could have started as early as you I'm a walking abortion at this point t has destroyed me.
>>5673137
They are the best.
>riding buses
Ha
>>5673255
Ikr? And there were other people standing too.
>>5673262
>tfw scared to learn to drive
Fuck that I don't want to put other people in danger
>>5673150
You are cute.
>>5673244
Why would you even want a hard dick?
>>5673266
>>5673266
Cars are expensive and busses are cheap
>>5673266
>tfw want taco bell but too drunk to drive
>>5673235
ily testosterone-chan
>>5673244
i was totally kidding but i get hard really easily cause i use it all the time cause i'm a cam whore sissy shemale slut etc
>>5673252
i didn't start HRT consistently till like 23 if it helps any lol
>>5673260
topkeks were had etc
>>5673275
i would still consider tryin on other sunglasses to see if you like any or they frame ur face better tho
>tfw made friends with a bunch of twinks
>tfw they live close by so way more chance of hanging out more often
yay
>>5673282
>tfw no friends
>>5673275
That's not lain. That's one of the disgusting group of literal unwashed men with parasites
>>5673270
>tfw you will still get hard even post op
>>5673278
Hey
When you have sex with a guy
Do they like
How do they react to you getting hard and stuff
Is that a good
Or a bad?
Do you hide it? Do they like it when you climax?
I'm asking you because i assume men you date aren't chasers
Anyone wanna play lol together? ^-^
>>5673278
>tfw edie's prank tears you up inside
>>5673287
Explain
>>5673296
Ciswomen also have erectile tissue.
Neovags are made with the homologous skin.
So labia and clit stay slightly erectile (like they should)
But like cis women you now have mostly invisible arousal.
>>5673288
well it depends. some of them don't want to look at it, some of them will touch it but that's it, some are just like 'idgaf it's a part of you' and go to town. i don't have much genital dysphoria either way so i really don't care. men never let me top them tho. with my last serious bf like one of the first times i was riding him, i got hard and he went flaccid when he saw. so. it happens.
>>5673292
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>5673288
>i'm asking you because i assume men you date aren't chasers
:^)
>>5673287
Lol what the fuck how's that possible BTW did you get srs if so.who did you gonwith I'm thinking of chetawut cause he's cheap.
>>5673284
>tfw neighbor wont fuck me and just slap me up
>tfw wont cuddle with him on the couch watchcing dvds together
>tfw wont make him dinner while he paints
>tfw wont ever hold his hand while walking together whenever
>tfw will never be in a pretty dress for him when a gallery hosts his work
>tfw will never get shit faced with him at his flat mates gigs
>tfw will never fewl his hair while he squeezes me tight and penetrating my butte
>>5673312
that silence of the lambs mask is really fucking creepy, just throw it out and get some makeup instead, I don't think I ever seen you in makeup
>>5673296
They don't remove all of your erectile tissue. Your vag gets a "boner", no other way of putting it really. It's not really noticeable, it's more the sensation that doesn't change.
>>5673307
See above. Also I went with brassard because that's what was covered by Alberta health.
>>5673311
Not my problem if you won't believe it. :P
>>5673122
you need to read whatever interesting looking book you find a little bit to see if it hooks you in, if you'll really enjoy it
you know you've found the perfect book when you've been reading it for an hour and its getting late but you just cant put it down yet
>>5673111
hihi
>>5673159
that's great!!
>>5673289
I dont want to get yelled at so no
>>5673318
its my Dedas mask Im gonna finally put it together and should have done what I should have al those years ago. Also mom said I dont need it and Lis says Im too young for it.
>>5673324
b-but I don't yell ;~;
>>5673319
The problem with your story is that only the corpus cavernosum is erectile tissue, so how can any thing else get erect?
>>5673278
how long have you been on hrt?
>want to play a videogame where im a regular girl doing regular things
>decide to play Life is strange
>Max dresses the same way I used to dress when I was a femboy
>Max goes with her polaroid everywhere and she is good taking photos
>I always wanted to develop photography as a hobby but didnt had the money
>Chloe have the blue hair and beanie I always wanted but I was too deep in the closet to ever dye my hair
>Chloe dresses how I wanted to dress when I was young but I never did
This game is so painful to play
Every detail reminds me of what I never had and what I will never be
>
>>5673330
He uses scrot for internal lining and penile tissue for labia, clit and the outer vag.
IDK how it works tbdesu but it seems normal.
just get some fucking makeup, it helps everyone
>>5673330
I'm not a surgeon or a physiologist, so I couldn't tell you.
>>5673305
Fuck this doesnt really help me at all
Idk what would tho
>>5673329
I was talking about everyone else in lol
if I fuck up and everyone gives me shit it makes me want to cry ;~;
>>5673328
whats a dedas mask
>>5673345
>just get some fucking makeup, it helps everyone
>>5673348
i-im sorry I just mute ppl when they do that!
>tfw terrible stomach ache
what's a good cure?
>>5673338
that's why I don't play shit like that or watch shows with female leads, why give yourself more dysphoria? I have the same feels though, I always wanted to dress like that and before I manned up hard I could have pulled it off.
>>5673354
Mint tea?
>>5673354
You put the lime in the coconut, you drink it all up.
>>5673354
shit it out
>>5673305
I'm already dead
>>5673351
well not everyone but it will help oryx
>>5673346
I just don't get how any of your remaining tissues down there can be engorged, the ball bag never gets engorged, and neither does the actual penile tissue, only the glans and the corpus cavernosum or c.c. can get engorged with blood and the entire c.c. gets removed all the way to the pelvic bone with srs and the arteries going to it get cauterized.
>>5673346
does it feel like you have an erection within you? o-o
>>5673085
Can you make me not look lovecraftian?
>>5673128
Same desu.
>>5673208
Top taste.
>>5673239
>mfw people sit next to me on the train
>>5673338
>tfw LiS is my favourite videogame next to WoW
>>5673369
The glans is used for the clit
Maybe there's things you don't know about techniques?
>tfw ur doing on last check of urself in the mirror before ur date gets here and the dysphoria hits because u have a disgusting manbody
that's cool, i didn't want to feel remotely confident or get naked with anyone tonight anyway
>>5673369
Kayla is an expert in srs now. People who actually have had the surgery must be wrong!
>>5673319
How does it look and are the sensations good I'm worried if I don't go to suporn I'll be fucked but with bama care I can get a vagoo practically free of charge need ffs first off course insurance should cover ffs it's pretty much criminal they don't.
>>5673384
Kayla is a chaser who fetishizes tranny dick and doesnt want you or anyone else to lose their prettiest parts
>>5673391
>prettiest parts
>retarded fucking pharmacist I talked to 3 days ago didn't refill my prescription when I came in
>go there today and the only thing ready is my needles
Fred Meyer a shit.
>>5673384
not saying she is wrong, I am just confused about how anything can be engorged when the entire corpus cavernosum is removed along with most the glans
>>5673378
but the glans never really swells that much, only the c.c. behind it does
HOW DARE YOU ALL PASS? HOW DARE YOU? I DESERVE TO PASS MORE THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED ARRRHGHHHHHHHH
>>5673354
Semen duh.
>>5673401
Kayla pls
>>5673311
...ok
>>5673334
off and on 3-4 years. on consistently, about 1 year
>>5673347
oddish, i like you, so i'm gonna be honest... if a guy knows you're trans, he's gonna be ok with it even if it weirds him out for a second. unless you're passable af and you meet him at a bar or while you're out, the guy is gonna know you have a dick, and if he would never want to even look at it he would date someone else. that's how men are. even if you're his first ts, you won't be the last.
Can mtfg help me out with something. I'm looking for a website where I can buy some cute boyshort style panties cheap. Any recommendations?
>>5673338
>tfw Andy was dressed like Chloe
>>5673403
trip on cheska
>tfw spent a few hours and not getting past the intro mission in xcom on the hardest difficulty
TRUTRANS tbhon
>>5673413
Amazon, ordered another 3 pack a few days ago and they are nice, only 7 bucks
>>5673405
I HATE YOU STOP POSTING HERE
>>5673425
What did you search?
>>5673425
>only underwear
sasuga kyle
>>5673425
see this might be why u have trouble tucking, that crotch band doesn't seem supportive at all
>>5673401
Don't worry I look worse than you guaranteed.
>>5673386
Appearance is acceptable but I got crappy luck. I'm going to get minor revisions at some point. Sensation is good, zero complaints as to how well it functions. Obama care covers suporn?
>>5673425
No thanks I'm not looking for your frilly cross dressing middle aged man shit
>>5673437
>mfw wearing a thong right now
kay
>>5673437
>implying kyle will listen
>implying kyle isn't specifically looking for revealing panties so that miss cock is visible for everyone to see
>>5673449
BIG FAT MISS COCK~
>>5673437
>>5673449
I tuck fine in even thin panties
>>5673446
what? those arn't frilly
>>5673324
Hey what are you up to next wednesday?
lol these delusional hons
>shit hons say
>>5673457
oh she wakes up pretty good!~
>>5673413
Amazon silly.
>>5672983
no one will ever find me in BFE
I bought some over the knee socks today, is it still AGP if they aren't stripey?
>>5672983
>VK9-HON
chuckled
wait
kayla is srs specialist now ?
is this memes ?
>>5673498
lay mem.
>>5673478
Can you buy a gun and shoot yourself?
>>5673498
He's the hot new surgeon on the block. He's offering free revisions so book your appointment now lilly.
>>5673478
after you fucking die you fucking fetishistic 50 year old faggoty crossdressing fuck trapped in a 26 year old manchild's body
>>5673504
nah I don't trust a surgeon who don't even know basic latin vocabs
>>5673488
it's only AGP if you get the uncontrollable urge to fuck your own thighs
>>5673491
Played it for 10 years fampai, no regrets
>>5673502
Can you buy an engagement ring and propose to me?
>>5673498
Kayla knows everything about penile tissue
>>5673504
please stop with the wrong pronouns
I dont care that you hate her
but dont completely ignore that she is one of us too and I'm sure you would feel upset if someone said this kind of shit to you
>>5673511
nice legs dude
>>5673511
I want to fuck me.
I want to fuck me so hard.
>>5673519
much thanks senpai
>>5673518
he*
he was never trans in the first place you gullible retarded chaser
>>5673518
He's not trans and he's not 'one of us'
>>5673520
Calm down Bill
>>5673511
What if they give you a ladyboner in the absence of that? I'm asking for a friend.
>>5673511
what's with all those mosquito bites?
>>5673448
not all thongs are created equal and some can be a good base for tucking
>>5673518
He never respected the pronouns of Caitlyn Jenner so why should we bother?
>>5673445
I wish no suporn doesn't take insurance..but whoever is in the states guess that's my only option or chettawutt given I can save up 10k
>>5673529
You are such a fucking jerk i can't even wrap my head around your vendetta against me. You are full blown creepy for constantly talking about me at all hours of the day.
i've only been here for a few days, but i have to say that you girls are absolutely terrible to kayla. all she does is try and be friends with you guys and you treat her like absolute shit. i don't care what she's done in the past that makes you think she deserves to be treated like this, she doesn't. grow up.
>>5673539
i have really sensitive skin and sometimes epilating results in little red bumps
>>5673546
Caitlyn Jenner's a cunt though
>>5673515
I don't think I can afford one anon but one day..
>>5673518
Hi kayla!
>>5673550
Miss cock calling anyone else creepy
>>5673551
trip on kayla you giant faggotron
>>5672983
I'm not seeing markers for yume or emma and they're the map admins, come on you two step it up.
>>5673550
>sudden Kayla reply
coincidence ? I GUESS NOT
now pls enlighten me about how srs works
thanks :)
why is thread always dead or shit
>>5673567
emma is a fucking slut
>kayla disappears
>people start white knighting her
Hmm..
>>5673550
Stop being paranoid, it's not just her who hates you, it's everybody here.
>>5673577
Boy i sure do love when kayla is here
Quality threads every time
>>5672983
fuck off NSA
>>5673577
most of those people were talking mad shit on me too, i snapped and you are still hung up on it? trip on whoever you are
>>5673577
>I hope you die during surgery
not gonna lie, it was fucking hilarious when I read this after waking up from it a few hours after he posted this
>>5673548
One of the trips had Meltzer and was happy with it. I personally know people who went McGinn and had great results. I heard a lot of good about the surgeon in Chicago.
Same as with Chet and Suporn rly. And these two have had their failures too. Suporn has great salesmanship though, true.
>>5673582
>>5673577
>>5673561
I would accept a gummy ring. I just want to be loved desu
>>5673583
>Quality threads every time
agreed
>>5673583
Can we discuss penises instead?
>>5673589
>he
you are fucking scum for misgendering me all the time, fuck you. Stop talking about me.
>>5673582
kek, where's the screenshot of him hugboxing/mocking himself as "want to go fulltime"?
>>5673606
kayla what is your opion on john fahey and american primitivism in general
>>5673606
>misgenders caitlyn every day
>gets mad when he doesn't get called his preferred pronouns
kindly leave, sir
>>5673604
too high.................
>>5673596
>she's a totally different person now
>she's a totally different person now
>>5673606
lol you started misgendering me like a month after surgery constantly
what do you expect you littler bearded ladyboi
shut the fuck up about kayla holy shit
>>5673604
how did
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
become a meme
>internet drama
>>5673615
What? I haven't talked about jennerbender in months nor do I care what that fucker does, why are you sucking ass to him?
Ok second date idea with this girl. Tell me if this is good or not.
Every Saturday at our local museum of art there are guided tours around the museum. My idea is to pick her up and take her there and we spend an afternoon learning about art, and then exploring on our own together. After that we'll take a walk around the neighborhood and talk and I'll just play it by ear from there on out.
I think she's the type of girl that would be fascinated by this kind of thing.
My second idea is we could plot out all the places where people were killed by serial killers and we could visit each place and I could teach her about the person that commited the crime.
She's super into murder documentaries so I think this could be a fun little foray into the darker side of humanity.
>>5673616
>too high
>for dick
Never!
>>5673622
I'm not sure, it predates me. ;~;
>>5673600
That sounds like something I can do qt pie.
>>5673619
>ladyboi
that's insensitive to all ladyboys because at least they pass even though they are just crossdressing twinky asians unlike kayler
everyone stop being mean pls
>>5673619
>you started misgendering me like a month after surgery constantly
all you talk about is doing dyke shit with your gf, so no wonder people think you are a dude
>>5673604
>tfw there's just a hint of veins pulsing on the shaft and it's big enough that you need your full hand wrapped around it
>>5673625
Sounds good, second date means its time to pump and dump desuwa.
>>5673604
Elanna I'm nervous about this guy coming over. Its only 16 days away. I need advice.
>>5673622
it was the first post in every thread
>>5673624
you really don't have a semblance of fucking awareness, don't you sir?
>>5673624
>why are you sucking ass to him
>him
>>5673606
>you are fucking scum for misgendering me all the time, fuck you.
>him
>>5673620
>Just a festish indulging faggot.
agreed
>>5673631
fair point
>>5673633
>all you talk about is doing dyke shit with your gf
jelly bro ?
>so no wonder people think you are a dude
doesn't matter
I have a trip and you know I am female
you ignore it for the sake of shittalk so here you have some shittalk buddy
>>5673625
sounds wonderful anon, I'd love a date like that
>>5673627
i cant move rn how do you expect me to suck a dick
PLEASE STOP YOU GUYS ARE TEARING THIS COMMUNITY APART
>>5673632
post feet
>>5673633
>putting trip back on after posting anon lewds
Okay, what the fuck is your problem with dyke shit you fucking grandma's dress wearing moron?
>>5673635
..... she's way out of my league and was actually interested in me. Don't know why but I think all the years of being depressed and hiding it with humor is paying off dividends.
>>5673647
No Lisa, you're tearing me apart
just found rawr 2: electric boogaloo
>>5655429
>>5673648
don't meme me anon
>>5673651
>what the fuck is your problem with dyke shit
it doesn't fit in his 1950s houswife fetish
cat fight
>>5673647
>>5673654
h-hi doggie
>>5673657
BOST BEET
>>5673633
Hear that lesgen Kyle just said you are all dudes.
>>5673664
Doggie?
>>5673646
You don't need to suck the dick. Just envision the dick. Then, mentally suck that dick dry
W h o a
>>5673639
Details details, are you friends? Something more?
>>5673634
JUST
>>5673665
h-here you go anon, i hope you rike it
>146 images
>page 4
>new thread
No
>>5673658
fuck you
bye bye
>Filtering people
>>5673671
>tfw his dick is getting visibly erect and your curiosity kicks in
>>5673673
>>5673680
>image
>>5673690
nigga please i cant take this rn
>>5673680
Congrats you gorilla hun travestite fashion sense of an elderly senile old woman. Please just remove yourself from this site Reddit would love you, you'd fit right in hun.
>>5673680
i can just anon post kayla, you will never be able to escape my claws. it's futile.
>>5673704
stop being a cunt, grow up
>>5673577
Still the funniest shit I've read on here.
>>5673574
who are you?
>>5673703
What's your problem? Yikes