Gaygen - Study Edition

>>5671729
Man I have

I only have accounting exam left

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First for body goals.

Second for relationship goals..


I'm so lonely and bitter... Am I Liz lemon?

POST YOUR JAMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LO48f3mxA0

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>>5671742

doot doot

>>5671729

im literally noting the Feynman Lectures at the very moment

>>5671727
Stop obsessing you creep.

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>>5671761
>>5671729
>tfw you realize booger literally was circe at one point

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>>5671776
kek oh babe... ;~;

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>>5671766
I guess his silhouette would kind of resemble yours, if he was doing a hand stand.

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>>5671742

self improvement is actually a meme

human beings are overwhelmingly static

generally we are brought up to participate in one life path

>>5671787
is that a dude? Holy shit.

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>"No umm I'll probably do thing other thing tomorrow"

>>5671787

p cute tho

>>5671825
technically a tranny ... now somewhere between tranny and normal boy, but when you see his earlier pics, he really fucked his development up

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>>5671831
>normal

>>5671830
>tfw circe approves of your circe cosplay
;~; i'm so overwhelmed rn... thank you.

>>5671809
hahaha

Your best one yet! Superb!

>>5671827
this other

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>>5671847
You're welcome, Scarf and Shoes.
May your cattle grow fat, and your crops remain locust-free!

>>5671860
>>5671809
This is the bully kun I know

>tfw Hans will never post tiddies

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「 I AM FALLEN
I AM FADED
I AM DROWNING
HELP ME TO BREATHE 」

>>5671897
http://www.iwakuralain.com/

>>5671901
http://fauux.neocities.org/Love.html

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>>5671888
He actually did, I have them saved...I think.

>tfw out of potential boyfriends in my small city
I-I guess I should just throw in the towel and try girls out with tinder

>>5671913
post them tiddies

need to find more productive use of my time than solvent abuse t b h

>>5671930

study DJing or whatever it is you do

>overweight throughout childhood
>depressed, low self esteem, misguided suicide attempt
>finally get my shit together after dropping out of college
>start working out, get a job where im outside doing physical labor all day
>lose weight, start feeling good about myself for once
>finally lose virginity age 20
>now i only have sex with fat guys
>not particularly attracted to them, but feel incredibly superior because theyre fat and im not anymore
>meanwhile actually attracted to fit guys, but convince myself theyre all out of my league because theyre REAL and im just pretending
>never had anything more than a string of one night stands
why am i so fucked

>>5671938
feeling pretty uninspired right now not going to lie
+ im not a fricking dj you fucking memer im an artisté reeeeeee

>>5671955
Jesus Christ get over yourself and fuck some fit faggots

Go to therapy if it's that big of a problem

>>5671955

ayy im similar except without the "fatties" part

im only confident enough to hit on ugly guys.

i dream that in a few years i will be /fit/ and smart, and then i can start dating on the level

>>5671960

Wank, take a short nap, then study now youre refreshed again.

>>5671964
i love it when people say things like "just go fuck someone" like its as easy as walking out the door and asking people

>>5671788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ahmlZ5eSpa

>>5671978
For gay men its basically that easy...

>>5671978
It's not that easy but Jesus, this guy can fuck fit dudes, but has convinced himself that he can't because of some weird body dysmorphia.

I think he should probably see a therapist if it really bothers him this much.

It sounds like he has a major self image problem

>>5671964
even self awareness is not enough it simply get over it. i was in therapy for a while and it helped me a lot but my therapist reported how well i was doing and my insurance stopped paying for it
>>5671965
fat/ugly/etc guys give great head tbqh

>>5671991

>america
>not even once

sorry to hear about that bro, insurance sucks ass

>>5671978
Is is, depending on how low you're willing to drop your standards. Men are pigs.

>>5671991
Find another one, one who isn't a shitter

http://youtu.be/KxGRhd_iWuE

>>5671998
this conversation is specifically about trying to raise standards, but thanks for contributing anyway

Is it usually a deal breaker for people if their bf doesn't do recreational drugs with them?

>>5672008
No it isn't, it's about changing them. Plenty of fit faggots will fuck anything that stands still long enough for them to finish their reps. You just aren't looking for them because you're basically a narcissist. Or some kind of smug-dom.

>>5671973
non stop working everyday 24/7 night day afternoon it is not a joke believe me now never sleep never eat never anything but non-stop working everyday 24/7
>>5671984
hahahahaha

>>5672014
No you fucking junkie

>>5672014
If one guy is really into drugs and the other isnt, i could see that being an issue, but not necessarily

>>5672014

obviously not

>>5672033

you will get more work done by taking 2 hours off and coming back to it rejuvenated than you will slogging through exhaustedly for 2 hours.

>>5672014
as long as they dont expect me to change for them exclusively idc
>>5672047
THATS NOW HOW WE DO THIGNS ROUND MY WAY SENPAI ALRIGHT NON-STOP WORKING 24/7

>>5672014
Depends on the reasons.
If he doesn't do it because he isn't a disgusting junkie then it's perfect and he can stay.

If he doesn't do it because his faith tells him to then he can leave.
Not because of the drugs but because of his faith.

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>>5672068
>>5672033

Major Key

>>5672074
>That barrel belly
Holy shit

>>5672074
dj khaled the gr8st dunn kno

>>5672082

Don't make me post it.

>>5672087
Do you what you have to do

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>>5672074

is that Windex???

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>tfw first real snow is in February

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>>5672119
meet my country

>>5672127
That's Ireland too buddy

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>>5672072
i can agree with this. if someone has to rely on faith in order to keep their self control in check then that's a red flag for me. i could date someone religious, but if it's the only thing stopping them from being a bad person... ;~; no ty.

>>5672127
>>5672131
Pacific Northwest checking in

>>5672134
>i could date someone religious
Looks like you're more open minded than me.

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>>5672146
just a difference in who we are senpai. i understand that some people need it as a concept to solve their problems. some people need the lessons these religions have in order to deal with grief, loss of a loved one, and other tough life stuff. ;~;
you are probably a person who doesn't think as feelsy as i do. probably a bit more logical even if it's cold. i can respect that. we need both types of people in this world to get by.

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>>5672104
I think it's Listerine.

>>5672119
>>5672127
>>5672181
Stop rubbing your nice weather in my face.
I'm going to build a Mr Burns-style sun blocking machine one of these days.

>>5672181
Lucky I wish it would snow where I live again.

>>5672191

I don't.

>>5672188
>I'm going to build a Mr Burns-style sun blocking machine one of these days.
YOU DO NOT.
I'll be the one to build it, and from that day Sun Tax will be a grim reality

How big do you estimate this guys dick is?

http://imgur.com/DLMZZsO

>>5672224
About a half penis

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>>5672188

>>5672074
really tho dj khaled not doubting LION w e t h e b e s t bare respect nd everything but who swill listerine straight from the bottle that shit is expensive family

>>5672200
Why it's so nice

>>5672281

Blergh.
I just want to be able to go places with friends.

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>>5672188
'no'

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>>5672312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNidgA_efz0

>>5672322
Please. It hurts.

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>>5672329
die for your sins against male fashion

>>5671729
I should repress myself and turn away from being gay.

That's the right answer, right guys?

>>5672400

Actually the opposite, anon.
But a common misconception.

>>5672410
Then how does one find someone who is right for you?

>>5672400

Actually you should suck a million dicks

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>>5672389
hey look the sun came out
>>5672400
leave women in the past, they aren't even worth it, accept the cock bby

>>5672419
You don't, you find someone who can put up with you and you learn to love him.

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Who /having fun tonight/ here?

Stupid normie football game ruining any weekend plans...

Why won't anyone hang out with me :/

>>5672400
get out of here you stinking piece of flesh!

you touched me! now my flesh is rotting. the touch of scum!

>>5672419

Keep yourself open to potential ups and downs of everyday meetings and take chances on going after someone you think you might like.
And you keep doing that 'till one sticks.

>>5672426

Or you could suck a million dicks.

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>>5672432
so much

>>5672432
if you can call a 6-hour bus journey 'fun', then sure

>>5672432
I'm throwing a forever alone party so yes.

>>5671831
where are these supposed earlier pics?

>>5672432
could've. ah well

>>5672432
i have a headache and a sore throat

>>5672432
the guy I want as my bf is prolonging our date so no

>>5672466
Congrats, you've been Pozzed™!

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>>5672466
Maybe you have chicken pox.

guys how can I get a bf without going on dates?

It's not that I'm anxious, but I feel like treating guys different than girls. I want a bro relationship with sex.

>>5672478
Just buy one.

>>5672477
i had chicken pox twice when i was a kid
it's just my tonsils being assholes again
i'm gonna make an appointment with my doc and p much beg him to let me get them yanked out

>>5672476
you can't poz the pozzer m8

i can't whistle
i just can't

>>5671729
Fuck, all the labels on the red goats describe me perfectly.

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>>5672491
It's scurvy.
I bet you haven't been eating your daily lime, now you're going to complain when your teeth fall out.

>>5672441
>tfw no 5'2'' asian gf to fug in the butt

>>5672514
lol it's funny b/c i take such good care of my teeth but i have fucked up tonsils so my mouth is yucky

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>>5672523
Maybe you have cerebral palsy.

>>5672549
could be
we just don't know

>>5672549
does the ugly guy in your pics have it?
he looks p fucked up desu senpai

>>5672484
WHERE IS THE BF STORE AND HOW MUCH DOES A 7/10 TWUNK VERS BRO COST

GETTING ANGRY HERE

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>>5672553
Get well soon, I'm rooting for you.

Someone just called me a breeder and now I'm offended.

>>5672576

Why, are you a bottom?

>>5672576
i'm so sorry
did you sass them up nasty for their mistake?

>>5672588
No, he accused me of being a straight christian republican.

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>>5672561

>>5672523
knew u had bad breath t b h

What's the quickest way to clean your ass before anal sex?

>>5672594
I fucking did.
I posted a drag queen to cool that salty ass of him.

Somone come hang with me on tinychat

>>5672562

im verse and a 7/10

i also weightlift but i dont think im muscular enough for twunk mode

Would you accept a discount for a twunk-in-progress?

>>5672627
Yes. I need a good lifting partner. I'd be more than satisfied with you.

We're going to have such bro time in the gym.

>>5672605
naw thank god i'd die if i did
but it would be p bad if i faltered, that's why i gotta get these bitches out

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>weeks ago get list of books already programmed to pick up and buy at University book store
>get books
>realize there's something due soon based on a book I was to have read
>book was not on the list given to me, but enlisted in the teacher's syllabus not through the University bookstore
Mother fucking shit I hate my University's teachers!

>>5672618
diarrhea tbqh

>>>/soc/23276974
hey lonely gays, come be social and stuff

>>5672618
Don't eat for two days.

>>5672668
fuck off /r9k/

>>5672632

Excellent.

$3.60 + shipping

Hi friends

Im lonely

>>5672681
Only slightly above three fiddy. Sounds like a good investment so far. Is there somewhere where I can view your specs? And do you have a warranty? I don't want to pay for that if so, I don't plan on returning you senpai.

Though shipping might hurt me a bit. Where does FedEx need to box and pick you up at? I might splurge on overnight express.

>>5672618
hose in pooper

>>5671729
the tinychat is actually kind of popular right now. its almost double digits! tinychat com /gaygenrehab

>>5672701

>Height: 176cm
>Weight: 71kg
>Eyes: Blue
>Hair: Sandy Brown
>Sex: yes please
>Age: 18
>Language: British English

If not satisfied, you can return within 3 months as long as the butthole is intact
(posting and packaging is $999.99)

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>>5672618
water bottle enema and don't eat anything ;~;

>>5672718
Alright I want to it now.

I want to place an order before you run out of stock.

How do you want me to?

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>>5672709
Everyone's calling me a 12 old which is annoying but also kind of funny.

>>5672726
How long do you have to not eat for to ensure clean pooper

>>5672734
just some trolls ignore their silliness

>>5672736
like the other guy said. at best two days.
that's what they make you do for a colonoscopy. two days on a clear liquid diet.

>>5672737
No I do look quite young tbf.

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>hearing relly talk about chasing a twink and talk lewdly on tinychat

It really is disgusting to hear people be such slutty and whores.

>I just want to jizz in his asshole

Disgusting freak, especially after I just masturbated myself an hour ago, such a manwhore.

>>5672753
Shut up laq

>>5672757
lol wat i don't post trolly comments i was sleeping an hour ago

>>5672731

Too late, this item has been sold to a fat saudi arabian oil baron.

Thank you for shopping with Amazon!

>>5672757
You are a drug-abusing, junkie looser who is probably going to poz that underage boy.

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>the qts on tinychat

>>5672764
I'm not rellus though

>>5672763
Babe. Pls.

>>5672766
stay away from rellus

>>5672771
I would 357 and med

>>5672775
I would do Zord too

>>5672778
"no"

>>5672778
t-thanks?

>>5672779
357>zord>med>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rellus (because pozzed drunkie)

>>5672766
pretty disappointed t b h
relly seems like a kwl guy in a kind of autistic way tho
>>5672775
>T W A T !
dat stereotypically nerdy british voice

>>5672792
>3652
Anon357 is who I meant, I used to mix you 2 together in my mind.

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>mfw Med takes his glasses off

UBER CUTE!

>>5672796
what im camming rn tho

>>5672808
you're 'medicated'?

>>5672808
hey, why dont you join us on tinychat?

gaygenrehab

>>5672812
No I asked Medicated, not him.

>>5672764
gr8 diss

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Time fore the weekend yas gawd

>>5672812
yah me irl
>>5672818
t b h tinychat is for faggots
no offence tho

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>>5672832
pls

Any NZ boys here? ;_;

>>5672846
what is NZ

>>5672848
New Zealand, the country

>>5672846
Born in NZ, living in UK, raised by northern and Scottish parents

>>5672853
are you "hella" on skype?

>>5672853
never heard of it

some asian country?

do you know what cant be bothered w/ twinks anymore they annoying af + too much effort
skinny lanky blondy wants my bp and im going to give it to him

>>5672856
Awesome! Plan om coming back at all? :)

>>5672857
Nah anon i dont use skype

>>5672858
Its the little brother of Australia ;3

>>5672859
go masc for fem. 5652. i see the way you talk to harmonist. it is your destiny.

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>>5672878
>harmonist
>masc

>>5672885
>niq
>avatarfagging
;~; pls bb you just want me to know it's you for reasons.
I got the nasty in my taxi you need a lift
You can sit between the backseat and my dick

>>5672866
Maybe when I'm older. I just want to get out of this shithole midlands town.

>>5672892
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>>5672892
booger, you are so bad at this

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>>5672907
what are you doing.

>>5672907
about as bad as this dick bb. ;)

>>5672911
>beastiality
>on gaygen

>>5672905
How old are you anon? NZ is pretty cozy but id like to explore around your way

>>5672878
im going gay4gay
hes isnt even 'masc' hes a skinny vegan doing illustration hes just a qt and he sort of looks like dane dehaan

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>doing bf's laundry
>smelling a pair of his boxers before I put them in the washer
>discover a nasty shitstains in them
>become grossed out but aroused by the smell
>end up jerking off with them and cumming on them before washing them
>guess I'm really in love

>>5672934
jesus christ, I hope you never tell him that

>>5672934
(barf)

>>5672928
good for you m8. ;~;7 keep truckin.

>>5672934

I stopped picking my ass when I was like 12.

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>>5672934

>>5672934
Was he a straight guy?
If so than I understand...

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>>5672928
dayum dane dehaans wife is a absolute fucking hon
>>5672934
t b h probably have very serious thoughts about the whole relationship if that was me

>>5672945
only time this meme has been funny imho.

>>5672945

he's bi, was married b4, but his ex-wife is in jail for killing their child

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>>5672934

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>>5672957
jfc

What happens when you meet a guy on 4chan, you're totally compatible, but you're both too emotionally broken to be good for each other?

>>5672963
>Spouse was mental and killed child
>Roommate is mental and sniffs and jerks off in your shit


This guy can't catch a break

>>5672968
>that beard shadow
jesus.

>>5672972
you have a long, drawn out really shitty on again off again relationship and never know how to fully sever yourselves

>>5672934

http://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1454710948299s.jpg

Picture is from 2011, troll.

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>>5672977
>says the tranny growing a stubble

>>5672934
Go find jesus.

>>5672963
Classic example of a straight man who has had it with the vaginal jew. You literally sniffed his underroos im happy for you.

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>>5672977
basically endless teenage qt tumblr girl pussy available to him and t h i s is what he chooses
im fucking intrigued now how has she done this

>>5673009
Is she jewish?

>>5672934
i suppose for all my degeneracy, there are people like you for me to look at and remind myself that I could be this disgusting. thanks anon

>>5672927
18, if you ever go to the uk, don't come to northamptonshite.

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>>5673033
idk but seriusly tho she must have pics of him nutting on babies or something equally career ruining

>>5673068
what if he lieks her : )

Besides desu once you're in a higher echalon she probably provides him something emotionally. Fanbois and girls aren't really that attractive because they put you on a pedestal rather than equal or near equal.

>>5673080
thats retarded imo
looks are like 95% of the relationship for me they might as well just be your friend if they are ugly

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>>5673124
You have a lot to learn about power my young friend.

>>5673124
issue with that mentalitty is looks get boring and arent sustainable for long term quality. keep that 95% mark for random hookups.

You guys are so boring.

>>5673162
Post ur feet

>>5673162
nigger ur boring
which is why i spend my time with ur mom instead
dissd

>>5673165
I have athletes foot and toenails about 2 inches from my foot. I never take care of my feet.

>>5673170
My mom is dead (in my eyes) and racism is bad. Please apologize.

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>>5673162
It's okay. I'm here now.

>>5673172
Gross, fix it now

I have developed some serious body image insecurity. Anyone have experience overcoming this?

>>5673133
doesnt interest me t b h
im not that edgy really
>>5673139
if they are fitties but absolute fucking psychos then obviously not going to bother but really tho the most compatible person in the world for my personality isnt going to get me to be their bf if they look like idk irishanon or wiz happily be their friend tho

>>5673183
>My mom is dead (in my eyes)
that really sucks, anon. i have a really close bond with my mom so hearing stuff like this really affects me. i hope maybe that relationship can be rekindled one day.

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>>5673204
>im not that edgy

Heh heh wanna take a ride on the wild side little man?

For real though im growing out of it but there is more to relationships than looks.

>>5673205
>being close to your parents
No wonder you're so messed up. Cut the umbilical cord.

>>5673204
looks makes the infatuation aspect easy from the getgo, but if they have no personality or psychological issues or whatever it is, its not enough to sustain it. Idk personality goes miles with me though, and intellect is more attractive than anything for me. Dont get me wrong though they definetly play a huge part no matter what,and anyone that says they dont to some degree is lying. Im not going to date a beast even if hes got all the other qualities i look for.

>>5673251
>tfw all you got is a personality

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>>5673257
> Tfw you don't even have that.

>>5673269
Get one.

>>5673189
>tfw no musclebear mode sp BFF
Someday ;-;

>>5673269
>tfw just a lame blog poster with anger issues
Yup life is hell

>>5673320
You got blown out. Why would you let some anon get you down. Throw a reaction face and move on.

>>5673233
that is what friends are for
>>5673251
fair enough brur ofc i like those things but looks are the primary factor for me ^^^^
>>5673320
wud be more worried about the chubbyness n the inbred face

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>>5671729

check it out, my magnum opus of datatracking

One day I hope to have enough discipline to eliminate wasted time altogether!

NB: "Wasted time" means time spent not working, socialising, eating, lifting, or sleeping. Stuff like watching TV, videogames, dancing, etc.

>>5673362
ignore me dawg i been up like 3 days, the crash is realllll

does someone want to come over and hold me while i cry

>>5673364
no_fun_allowed.csv

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>>5673390
me

>Be Britbong
>be at uni
>have group of friends
>know these guys on and off, but pretty good friends
>today find out they are going to London to go to 'heaven' club
>ask them why
>"Because its the London gay club, anon"
>had no idea most of them were gay

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>>5673396

Not really. Things that are fun that I still include as productive time are:

-Puzzles
-Socialising
-Posting on 4chan with my phone during journeys to places
-Lifting
-Trips to places like museums, etc. I went to Oxford University last weekend to walk around, that was very fun and counted as productive time

its all pretty enjoyable really, and nothing beats the satisfaction of hitting that perfect 0 hour mark.

>>5673390
Only if i can cry with you

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So the image of that trans snake dragon manga dub I had up from here finally 404d and the bastard redirected me back here. Coincidentally, I ate an cake today, so I'm apparently in just the right state of mind to be around you fucks.

So, fucks. What's up?

>>5673399
You look like you need some sleep anon.

>>5673438
>>5673399

Sure, yes, please
fuck i don't even know why i'm posting
I just
whatever

>>5673469

Hi Circe

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How do I fight off the depression from my unfilled desires of being intimate with another man?

>>5673441

hilariously I am ruining my fantastic streak of productivity by posting on 4chan to brag about my productivity

>>5673484

Study

>>5673484
low your standards and fuck a stranger

QUICK how do I talk to guys? Like how do I approach a guy I've talked to before briefly, how do I start a convo

>>5673495
But what if I get surprise pozzd? Strangers are dangerous

>>5673507

*FART*

I once farted in my college class, everyone laughed, and this one guy hit me up after class and asked for my number. We ended up becoming fartbuddies.

>>5673549
there are these magical contraptions called condoms. buy and bring some yourself so you're sure it hasn't been tampered with if you're really that concerned.

>>5673480

hi

>>5673399
mirin that jawline

>>5673573
h-hi

>>5673608
really? thanks

>>5672940
?????

>>5673399
You can just get honey from the store, anon.
You don't have to go sticking your face in beehives.

>>5673494

Hey me uh too.
Like I baked the cake I ate. Wowee.

>>5673573

Sup dog

>by the way, I'm not actually gay
>I'm bi

Easiest breakup ever

>>5673714
did you spend 49 minutes coming up with that zinger?

>>5673760
is that how you think jokes work?

>>5673757
i never understood the logic of thinking being bi makes a difference in a relationship. if you're comitted to the person wether or not u fuck guys and girls isnt relevant. a gay guy could just as easily cheat because they want 'new' ass.

>>5673757
This is why I lie to everyone

>>5673782

bi guys are a hassle and not as easy to relate to

>>5673804
Hawaii?

>>5673782
Different genders offer greatly different things.

>>5673782
Because there's no such thing as true bi. I mean there might be but it's extremely rare and not as common as everyone thinks. I don't think ive ever met a bi guy that wasn't disillusioned with women or just an attention whore.

Reminder 99% of 4chan is too emotionally/mentally immature to actually hold a monogamous relationship. Enjoy a future of affairs or a dead relationship tbqh

Just warning you friends, everyone just seems too desperate to get into a relationship to actually calculate the risks

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this guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom
what do you do?

>>5673879

Elbow to the face

>>5673879
>"sorry sir, I'm skellysexual, you have to much beef to arouse my bits"

>>5673879
but why roids?

>>5673879

Stand my ground.

>>5673879
Let out a lil squeal like the faggot I am and blush hardcore.

[alcohol intensifies]

so what's gaygen drinking tonight?

>>5673879
Tell him that niggers and Jews are bad news and ask if he wants to 69

>>5673924

Water with like 10% juice

>>5673924
my boyfriends cum

>>5673924
Aquavit

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>>5673945
>my boyfriends cum
come on anon, don't pretend like you actually have a bf

>>5673879
Bend over and submit

>>5673952
but I do

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>>5673959

>tfw pretend im a strict top
>the moment I get drunk I turn into a girly bottom that wants a dick inside him and cum on his face.

>>5673861

I'm glad I don't want a monogamy.

Kinda iffy on my not wanting the sex.

I think it may be spine damage.

Hi that one guy from that other thread.

>>5673998

How u doin

>>5673998
I kinda know that feel.

>be me
>have intellectual facade, seem apathetic towards relationships and sex
>secretly want a masc. bf to turn me into his fucktoy and do lewd things to me in public

>>5673998
>tfw pretend to be a strict bottom
>i'm actually a strict fisting top only

>>5673923
>>5673954
these were the best answers

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>>5673998
>tfw pretend im a strict bottom
>the moment the moonlight hits my face I turn into a giant snake goddess engulfing all men in sight.

>>5674072
Can you change your name back to sludgepuppy? When I ctrl f poo i have to filter through all of your posts because sPOOkypuppy and its somewhat of a small nuisance on my life.

>>5673879

ask him to slap the other side with his butthole

>>5674095

Rude

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starting the year off right with a one month crash and burn fling

fuck relationships.

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Why doesn't senpai have a bf yet?

>>5674125
F A T
&
U G L Y

>>5674125
hes straight

>>5674133
you take that back right now or I'll shank you

>>5674125

I'm a lesbian

>>5674138
>tfw you will never slow dance with senpai to celine dion with senpai slowly getting more frisky and putting his hands down your pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LC_zmi1RRU

>>5674148

>slow dance...to celine dion

aw hell naw

>>5674137
f a t
and
u g l y
and
g r o s s

>>5674158

tfw cute as hell

:3

>>5674154
>the next song on the boom box will never be boyzone and senpai will never be so eager to leave you and never touch you again because he's so polite he couldn't refuse you when you asked for one dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eul_Vt6SZY

>>5674164

>boom box
>boyzone

what is this 1998

>>5674161
>tfw we both know this isn't true
: ^,)

>>5674171
>you'll never get a kiss from the rose on the gray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM

>>5674171
>tfw senpai is no longer dating his almost jailbait bf
>tfw senpai is alone again

;_;

>>5674095

Ey baybay

>>5674177

tfw i know it is complete truth

:3c

>>5674189
>tfw you know that I know that you know that the only people you've dated are your tulpas
<; -* )

>>5674189
same 2bh

>>5674199

tfw you don't know any such thing >:3c

>>5674199

A-are you his tulpas?
I'm not senpai just curious

>>5674212
>tfw it was all leaked at the same time the fem files were released and all these newfags missed out
TT-3-TT

>>5674199
>tfw senpai dumped you in 1998 you went crazy and only dated your tulpas and they forced you to listen to hipster noise music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=731XEs0w2XM

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>horny; hit up ex
>on top; leaning back so it gets at my spot better
>dribbling cum
>suddenly get just ROCK hard
>characteristic tightening throughout groin that signals impending orgasm
>think to myself "nah, there's no way you're gonna legit cum just from getting dicked"
>fucking explode; like nine super thick, ropey shots all over ex's headboard, hair, face, and chest
>tfw legit assgasm'ed

so where do i go to collect my trophy?

[spoiler]and how do i make this happen again?[/spoiler]

>>5674241

congrats

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>>5674095
Is that a picture of Robecca Black?

hanging myself now lads

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>>5674285

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>>5674285

yass henny

slay (yourself)

drag (yourself up to the ceiling)

read (your suicide note) to filth

drag yoself (up to the sealing)

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>>5674285
Don't do it - anon! You won't be able to see President Trump make America great again if you're dead!

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>>5674302
>>5674285
http://www.amazon.com/Meditations-Penguin-Classics-Marcus-Aurelius-ebook/dp/B002RI9WZM

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I literally have no where else to go to ask this so...

Been speaking to a guy for a few months, sent pics to each other, started off as we just wanted sex mutually then we got to know each other over time, I started to develop feelings for him and then we finally met but didn't have sex or anything, it went well but he still speaks to me every day but just wants to be "friends" not even sex anymore, can I literally do ANYTHING about this if I still have feelings or is this a thing you just can't dispell once someone has set their mind up to it? Although he himself said he doesn't want a relationship right now (I dunno how true this is) I dunno what the fuck to do and I feel like I'm tormenting myself daily. Help a guy out.

>>5674372

Show him your panties

>>5674273

Oh my God 2011
Fuck

My 12 year old brother is visiting for the weekend, he's playing stupid prank videos on youtube through is playstation. What do?

>>5674458

Piss on his head

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>>5674458
is he cute? post pics of him

>>5674458

punch him in the head

>>5674472
I mean for a 12 year old I guess. He's got one of those stupid justin beiber haircuts
>>5674480
That's a viable option.

>>5674372
Sounds like he's leading you on anon. Do you text 24/7 and flirt with your other "just friends?"

>>5674489

Dude fuck you.
Stop objectifying him. That's problematic.