study more - you know you should
First for body goals.
I guess his silhouette would kind of resemble yours, if he was doing a hand stand.
You're welcome, Scarf and Shoes.
May your cattle grow fat, and your crops remain locust-free!
「 I AM FALLEN
I AM FADED
I AM DROWNING
HELP ME TO BREATHE 」
He actually did, I have them saved...I think.
>overweight throughout childhood
>depressed, low self esteem, misguided suicide attempt
>finally get my shit together after dropping out of college
>start working out, get a job where im outside doing physical labor all day
>lose weight, start feeling good about myself for once
>finally lose virginity age 20
>now i only have sex with fat guys
>not particularly attracted to them, but feel incredibly superior because theyre fat and im not anymore
>meanwhile actually attracted to fit guys, but convince myself theyre all out of my league because theyre REAL and im just pretending
>never had anything more than a string of one night stands
why am i so fucked
ayy im similar except without the "fatties" part
im only confident enough to hit on ugly guys.
i dream that in a few years i will be /fit/ and smart, and then i can start dating on the level
It's not that easy but Jesus, this guy can fuck fit dudes, but has convinced himself that he can't because of some weird body dysmorphia.
I think he should probably see a therapist if it really bothers him this much.
It sounds like he has a major self image problem
No it isn't, it's about changing them. Plenty of fit faggots will fuck anything that stands still long enough for them to finish their reps. You just aren't looking for them because you're basically a narcissist. Or some kind of smug-dom.
Depends on the reasons.
If he doesn't do it because he isn't a disgusting junkie then it's perfect and he can stay.
If he doesn't do it because his faith tells him to then he can leave.
Not because of the drugs but because of his faith.
i can agree with this. if someone has to rely on faith in order to keep their self control in check then that's a red flag for me. i could date someone religious, but if it's the only thing stopping them from being a bad person... ;~; no ty.
just a difference in who we are senpai. i understand that some people need it as a concept to solve their problems. some people need the lessons these religions have in order to deal with grief, loss of a loved one, and other tough life stuff. ;~;
you are probably a person who doesn't think as feelsy as i do. probably a bit more logical even if it's cold. i can respect that. we need both types of people in this world to get by.
I bet you haven't been eating your daily lime, now you're going to complain when your teeth fall out.
Maybe you have cerebral palsy.
>weeks ago get list of books already programmed to pick up and buy at University book store
>realize there's something due soon based on a book I was to have read
>book was not on the list given to me, but enlisted in the teacher's syllabus not through the University bookstore
Mother fucking shit I hate my University's teachers!
Only slightly above three fiddy. Sounds like a good investment so far. Is there somewhere where I can view your specs? And do you have a warranty? I don't want to pay for that if so, I don't plan on returning you senpai.
Though shipping might hurt me a bit. Where does FedEx need to box and pick you up at? I might splurge on overnight express.
>Hair: Sandy Brown
>Sex: yes please
>Language: British English
If not satisfied, you can return within 3 months as long as the butthole is intact
(posting and packaging is $999.99)
Everyone's calling me a 12 old which is annoying but also kind of funny.
>hearing relly talk about chasing a twink and talk lewdly on tinychat
It really is disgusting to hear people be such slutty and whores.
>I just want to jizz in his asshole
Disgusting freak, especially after I just masturbated myself an hour ago, such a manwhore.
>doing bf's laundry
>smelling a pair of his boxers before I put them in the washer
>discover a nasty shitstains in them
>become grossed out but aroused by the smell
>end up jerking off with them and cumming on them before washing them
>guess I'm really in love
basically endless teenage qt tumblr girl pussy available to him and t h i s is what he chooses
im fucking intrigued now how has she done this
idk but seriusly tho she must have pics of him nutting on babies or something equally career ruining
what if he lieks her : )
Besides desu once you're in a higher echalon she probably provides him something emotionally. Fanbois and girls aren't really that attractive because they put you on a pedestal rather than equal or near equal.
You have a lot to learn about power my young friend.
doesnt interest me t b h
im not that edgy really
if they are fitties but absolute fucking psychos then obviously not going to bother but really tho the most compatible person in the world for my personality isnt going to get me to be their bf if they look like idk irishanon or wiz happily be their friend tho
>My mom is dead (in my eyes)
that really sucks, anon. i have a really close bond with my mom so hearing stuff like this really affects me. i hope maybe that relationship can be rekindled one day.
>im not that edgy
Heh heh wanna take a ride on the wild side little man?
For real though im growing out of it but there is more to relationships than looks.
looks makes the infatuation aspect easy from the getgo, but if they have no personality or psychological issues or whatever it is, its not enough to sustain it. Idk personality goes miles with me though, and intellect is more attractive than anything for me. Dont get me wrong though they definetly play a huge part no matter what,and anyone that says they dont to some degree is lying. Im not going to date a beast even if hes got all the other qualities i look for.
check it out, my magnum opus of datatracking
One day I hope to have enough discipline to eliminate wasted time altogether!
NB: "Wasted time" means time spent not working, socialising, eating, lifting, or sleeping. Stuff like watching TV, videogames, dancing, etc.
>be at uni
>have group of friends
>know these guys on and off, but pretty good friends
>today find out they are going to London to go to 'heaven' club
>ask them why
>"Because its the London gay club, anon"
>had no idea most of them were gay
Not really. Things that are fun that I still include as productive time are:
-Posting on 4chan with my phone during journeys to places
-Trips to places like museums, etc. I went to Oxford University last weekend to walk around, that was very fun and counted as productive time
its all pretty enjoyable really, and nothing beats the satisfaction of hitting that perfect 0 hour mark.
So the image of that trans snake dragon manga dub I had up from here finally 404d and the bastard redirected me back here. Coincidentally, I ate an cake today, so I'm apparently in just the right state of mind to be around you fucks.
So, fucks. What's up?
How do I fight off the depression from my unfilled desires of being intimate with another man?
i never understood the logic of thinking being bi makes a difference in a relationship. if you're comitted to the person wether or not u fuck guys and girls isnt relevant. a gay guy could just as easily cheat because they want 'new' ass.
Because there's no such thing as true bi. I mean there might be but it's extremely rare and not as common as everyone thinks. I don't think ive ever met a bi guy that wasn't disillusioned with women or just an attention whore.
Reminder 99% of 4chan is too emotionally/mentally immature to actually hold a monogamous relationship. Enjoy a future of affairs or a dead relationship tbqh
Just warning you friends, everyone just seems too desperate to get into a relationship to actually calculate the risks
this guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom
what do you do?
>my boyfriends cum
come on anon, don't pretend like you actually have a bf
I kinda know that feel.
>have intellectual facade, seem apathetic towards relationships and sex
>secretly want a masc. bf to turn me into his fucktoy and do lewd things to me in public
>tfw pretend im a strict bottom
>the moment the moonlight hits my face I turn into a giant snake goddess engulfing all men in sight.
starting the year off right with a one month crash and burn fling
Why doesn't senpai have a bf yet?
>the next song on the boom box will never be boyzone and senpai will never be so eager to leave you and never touch you again because he's so polite he couldn't refuse you when you asked for one dance
>horny; hit up ex
>on top; leaning back so it gets at my spot better
>suddenly get just ROCK hard
>characteristic tightening throughout groin that signals impending orgasm
>think to myself "nah, there's no way you're gonna legit cum just from getting dicked"
>fucking explode; like nine super thick, ropey shots all over ex's headboard, hair, face, and chest
>tfw legit assgasm'ed
so where do i go to collect my trophy?
[spoiler]and how do i make this happen again?[/spoiler]
drag (yourself up to the ceiling)
read (your suicide note) to filth
drag yoself (up to the sealing)
Don't do it - anon! You won't be able to see President Trump make America great again if you're dead!
I literally have no where else to go to ask this so...
Been speaking to a guy for a few months, sent pics to each other, started off as we just wanted sex mutually then we got to know each other over time, I started to develop feelings for him and then we finally met but didn't have sex or anything, it went well but he still speaks to me every day but just wants to be "friends" not even sex anymore, can I literally do ANYTHING about this if I still have feelings or is this a thing you just can't dispell once someone has set their mind up to it? Although he himself said he doesn't want a relationship right now (I dunno how true this is) I dunno what the fuck to do and I feel like I'm tormenting myself daily. Help a guy out.
is he cute? post pics of him
We pretty much stopped doing that now, we're meeting again next week I'm not sure if he's testing me for something more or not, he talks about himself but not how he feels so it's hard to get anything out of him.
gaygen, how old are you?
i'm 18 rn but my birthday is in a week so i am gonna be 19 soon
Eyy, sucky eyes.
My eyes are fucked in the lids. Like, the lids hurt kinda. For a hile it was getting better, but now nahhh. It just stays. And when I peel them back there's a little pop sound.
I miss those years. Even 19. I mean, it'd be great to be 15, but at this point I'd settle even for 19. I'm very old, you can imagine, then.
Have all the sex you can. And also charge for it. But lo! Don't give or take it raw from Johns, for they are the unclean. If you heed these advices as soon as possible, you shall have money to spare no matter how shite you think you are.
Are you recommending me to trick oldies for their cash? Dude, I simply have too much self respect to do that. I jus lift and...exist. For the most part.
I gotcha tho. It would be a great source of income...I just don't really know that I could get into it...
They don't even have to be THAT old. You can get guys as young as like 27 or 28 if they're mediocre-looking professionals.
But also trick youngies, just don't expect as much cash out of it.
You could get into it. You can get into anything. Believe.
It's not even just the cake. It was just the crown jewel of my binging today, which I'm apparently now attempting to repent for by acknowledging on 4Chan and acknowledging that acknowledgment and developing this whole long line of false assurances of self-awareness and intent.
Well, I ate 3 cups or more yesterday in a kind of a coffee fudge. So I may have raised my liver's tolerance over the past few years and become invincible, and this was, after all, lower sugar content than yesterday's thing. Because I know in a bad bit I used to top out at like 12 cookies and then I'd have not eaten much else that day and get terrible sickness. And now I can pretty much finish anything I can bake, it seems like. Actually, one night I was at a party (pot luck) and I ate a ton, including sweets. I wasn't quite as bad on a regular basis at that point, and I didn't seem to get sugar nausea... but I projectile vomited when I got home and was getting tired because I think my muscles were trying to go back into previous position and basically being blocked by the sheer amount of food I'd consumed.
negative ghostrider, have not. I'm not even in the group, not cool enough or something idk.
tylerlul add imo, i wasn't jk btw. I'm still in that game, supplimental income is never a bad thing.
Skype no worky, I no jk also.
Hey cool beans. I'm not really anymo' - too kind and sweet to do it at my age. I barely ever did anyway, juss good advice. I guess I had the window to start on one of the sites, but I don't like credit. I practically slaughtered mine on purpose - it's what Jesus would have done. I guess some of those are still around, aye?
It was really coming out hard, I mean, it was slamming into the porcelain like a fist to the face of a Foot Clan ninja. A fair amount was bouncing back out and landing on the floor and walls. I could easily have gotten enough distance out of it to safely vomit-assault someone so long as I wasn't hindered by my continuous vomiting and didn't slip in it as I made my escape. Also the sound of it probably would have ticked off my target, but a Girl With Pneumatic Drill can dream.