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mtfg now is free of filthy xenoscum influence. if you are a nasty xenoscum sympathizer xcom is gonna to take off your 'mones.

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>>5665262
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>tfw biggest hon /mtfg/
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who xcom here?
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>>5666749
it's actually my favorite part of tripping lol.
>>5666764
uhhhh, b urself (normie self though) then i don't know.
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>>5666783
>tfw no mado bf to kiss :(
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>>5666791
it's kind of expected when kayla has been shitposting forever here on 4ch
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Nth for finally telling your bf's parents that you're a filthy tranny
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h-hi
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>tfw not sure whether I want to be a girl or Marty
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>>5666812
how did they take it
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>>5666816
It's past your bedtime
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Nth for manlets
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>>5666823
don't bully me ;-;
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>>5666807
hey back off mados mine
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>>5666819
No answer
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>>5666799
>>5666804
this thread is LEWD

LEWD!!!!!!!!!
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>>5666811
I have been better today. I left for 2 days to get my shit straight and I even got a room for rent I move into in a month.

>>5666812
do they think their son is gay now?
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>>5666828
oh dear.
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>>5666824
>tfw 5´10" and manlets are the only ones who could ever like a gross tranny like me
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>>5666828
L O L
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>>5666835
Probably

>>5666836
I don't give a shit anymore
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Hello
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>>5666841
> tfw i got called 5'9 today

best day of my fucking life desu
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>>5666812
>>5666835
>tfw your stepmom knows that your girlfriend is trans and she gives you the speech about how its okay to love anyone no matter their gender as long as they make you happy
i think she thinks im gay cause of genitals and not really understanding what trans is? at least shes accepting and treats her completely as a girl and stuff
its gonna be an interesting conversation when i come out as trans too
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>>5666863
>implying 5'9 is a good height
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>>5666803
I just chose something I could remember easily.

>>5666835
Congrats on getting out of there finally! Are you staying in socal or moving from there?
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>>5666847
hey anon

what's up?
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>>5666869

better then nothing

> tfw bae is 6'4 and pats your head
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>>5666867
my exboyfriends mother gave him that exact same speech. well it was more like "does that mean youre gay now" or something.
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>>5666863
That's also a shit height.

>tfw my tranny shrink is like 185-190cm and I tell her I can't pass because i'm too manly and tall
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>tfw my friend from /soc/ who used to be popular and trip a few years back is coming from WA to take me out on a date and hangout on monday

idk what i wanna do like i got my new lingerie in the mail and stuff but he's gonna be here from monday - thursday and i'm like invited to stay the whole time but that's a lot of time to take off work ;-; maybe i'll just go home on wednesday and work that night?
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>>5666872
Not much, getting ready to go get food. You?
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everyone here hates me
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>>5666841
>tfw manlet
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>>5666888
I don't know you, so I only dislike you
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>>5666874
Ok hon
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>>5666880
meh i used to be really insecure about it until i saw a bunch of females my height and alot that are like 5'8.

alot of girls i talk to want to be taller. it's not horrible as long as you have a decent body type
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>>5666888
iktf

>>5666891
>tfw a manlet likes me already even though he knows what I look like
>tfw he says I pass

Manlets are hugboxers.
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>>5666871
>Are you staying in socal or moving from there?
Its in Laguna beach. They guy renting the room to me is a musician.
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>tfw the years keep going by and I keep getting older

Why won't it stop? :(
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>tfw gross body
;-; why
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>>5666881
brag brag brag
can't you go be a cis girl on facebook and leave us mutants alone
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>>5666888
Iktf shannon
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Damn why am I so lonely
>>5666888
Checked and I like you
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>>5666818

yea, they can be cool. this GanQ can have its eye move while it walks forward
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>>5666902
now you just shorten yourself a bit ;)
hope he isn't too tiny
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>>5666876
it was kinda awkward, cause i felt bad and basically had to tell her cause i was dating her it didnt mean i wasnt straight
even though im biscum
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>>5666888
no

>>5666905
because you're going to die one day
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>>5666871
>kayla moving to laguna bch
you got trolled, kek
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how do I get a boyfriend?

>tried going to bars but that just leads to hooking up
>tried grindr but it's just not right, cause I don't like my dick why would I advertise to guys who do
>looked on CL and it's just niggers and people wanting to suck tranny cock
>tried dating sites but the only decent guys I've talked to ended up dropping me when I mentioned I was trans
>I don't have a lot of irl friends who could set me up with someone
>too insecure to try socialising on my own

Even when I have been able to find a guy who likes me, all that ever ends up happening is meaningless sex because when I know someone for long enough they realize I'm not really a likeable charming girl, I'm a tranny with no self esteem and borderline pd
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>>5666913
gibe de pusi b0ss
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>>5666917
He's the same height as me.

Wanna b my gf?
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>>5666888
who??
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>>5666916
thats cool. I got a walking snow man like that which poops m&ms
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>>5666923
be more likeable, charming, and girl
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>>5666923
where do you live? if you're close maybe we could try something
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>>5666912

i'm not bragging i'm just talkin about my life. it's a trip from the days when you could namefag on soc, like i'm not talking about dating a celeb or something lmfao

>>5666923

>the guy in that pic
can i have him
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>>5666929
that's not too bad then !

ehh...
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>>5666923
how do you even get to the sex part? I need a man to fuck me raw
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>>5666908
Are you self messing yet
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I-i want to be petted :(
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>>5666941
so do you have a thing for aryans then
did you bleach your skin?
why arent you wearing blue circle lenses and why dont you have blonde hair?
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>>5666931
=]
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>>5666946
Whatever nerd I didn't want to anyway.
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>>5666948
Self-medding*
Oops
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>>5666923
All the things I hoped wouldn't happen when my voice finally passes...
But who am I fooling. I should prepare for that.
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>>5666959
yeah right. baka.
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>>5666930
Shut the fuck up, newfag
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>>5666948
>self messing
stewing and brewing
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>>5666948
>self messing
is that like stewing and brewing?
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>>5666941
fuck off attention whore
youre so self absorbed
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>>5666937
working on it, I can fool people for like a month or two but eventually the crazy slips the cracks like water flowing through a hole in a dam

>>5666938
NC, nobody around here is even worth dating if I was cis. My senpai just has to live in the most sjw libtarded part of the state, so I can't even have a sexy outdoorsman bf who is distrustful of everyone who isn't white

>>5666941
no he's mine

>>5666947
>go to bar
>talk with guy
>flirt
>steer conversation to cars cause all guys like cars
>ask to go see his car
>mention how comfy the back seat looks/ask how far back the seats go/etc
and just take it from there, it's p easy. Guys like sex

>>5666964
>tfw presenting female when alone
>still presenting male around ppl I know
>have to switch between voices a lot
I have a sore throat a lot, it's fucking annoying
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>>5666872
Do you live in Portland?
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>>5666966
Fight me transbian shitlord.
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>>5666969
how can a girl who looks so qt be so degenerate ;-;
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>dad was unemployed for 10 of the last 12 years
>shouts at me daily for not having a job 2 months out of uni
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>>5666963
i'm too scared to, and too honest ;(
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>>5666978
ill turn u gay fgt
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>>5666888
You're still alive? Keep going.
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>>5666969
>>5666971
fucking autocorrect
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>>5666974
Why would a guy talk to me at a bar? I look awful, like you talking about a gay bar? also I have a truck, I can hardly fuck in that, also public sex is a felony in my state so no way
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>>5666951
>so do you have a thing for aryans then
my last 3 bfs were all white with blue eyes lmaao. though i have a thing for brunettes so idk. i like /pol/ guys tho.................

>>5666972

>how dare u post ur personal life in a thread filled with trips that's meant for ppl to talk about their personal lives
ok

>>5666974

we'll see about that
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>>5666884
food is always nice!

I had adri over last night and we watched anime and stuff which was really fun and she's apart of our gang now c:

adri is pretty cool
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>>5666983
Try it~
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>>5666988
go away you miserable prostitute
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>>5666982
Any progress with NHS or whatever? :S
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>>5666994
boom check em
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>All of these angry anons in these threads

>>5666988

Hey edie
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>>5666987
ok well if you don't want sex then don't ask how to get it lol

how about you get a mold taken of your cock, make a dildo with it, and literally fuck yourself in front of a mirror you autogynephilic crack whore

>>5666988
nein, er ist meine
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>>5667003
>how about you get a mold taken of your cock, make a dildo with it, and literally fuck yourself in front of a mirror you autogynephilic crack whore
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>>5666969
>6969
Double kek
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>>5666974
I'll never even present as female cause I'm not feminine at all. I feel more like a bulldyke, just don't look like it. You probably gotta be gay to love me.
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>>5666987
claims to know how to build a bridge,
yet can't figure out how to hookup?
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Which one of you is behind this thread?
>>5662377
>>5662377
>>5662377
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>>5666995

>prostitute
where did this maymay come from? like really i'm a camgirl not an escort

>>5667001

hi bb!!!! how are you?

>>5667003

n e i n
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>>5667014
at least people will love you :c
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>>5666987
are you straight kayla
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>>5666997
nope. No appointments either ;-;

i fcking hate it
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>>5666999
Nice!
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>>5667021
>hi bb!!!! how are you?

Feeling amazing actually. this past week has been the best in a few years actually mentally.

Trying to start hrt and figure out how to come out to my parents
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>>5667022
>implying that'll ever happen.
Gay guy on a post-op tranny? In what world?
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>>5666975
I live in the greater portland area, yeah
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>>5667019
me desu

>>5667028
;)
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>>5667026
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>>5666974
>le epic anti-sjw racist meme
I can see why no one will ever want to do more than fuck you. I've personally fucked a few anti-sjws, if they were cute enough to warrant it, but I've never considered a relationship tbqh. On one hand, they're sometimes hot; on the other, they all deserve to die alone.
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>>5667021
du bist ein untermensch lel, niemand lieben dich, nich nur meine husbando

>>5667036
if you can afford srs spend it on ffs instead, it'll improve your quality of life a lot more
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>>5667021
do you still have your blue circle lenses?
please next time your hair is blonde put them in and show us
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>>5667050

> that gif

saveddddd
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>>5667050
I'm getting all the surgeries anyway, but that wont change me being super masculine in the head.
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>>5667039
Maybe I can be your agp transbian gf tonight..
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>>5667026
GOD CAROL YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING

STOP THROWING YOUR BEST CHANCE AT HAVING A HAPPY LIFE AWAY

QHI.CO.UK
JUST
FUCKING
DO IT
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>>5667025
yeah, I want to be fucked by a guy and cuddled but I am so afraid of all the what ifs and if I can't be attractive enough
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>>5666783
I really wish I had enough free time/decent computer to play XCOM 2. I want customize my soldiers to look like mtfg peeps and play an ironman campaign.
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>>5667062
idk, ur gif seems pretty weird...
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>>5667064
i'm scared too ;-; is false hope ;-;
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>>5667064
Kill yourself Edgar you fucking rapist
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>>5667067
just love yourself

stop focusing on what you can't change and what *might* happen
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How do I move in a female way? Even though my face and body pass every time I see my reflection when walking or moving at all really it just looks like a guy moving and has a really creepy mismatch between appearance and body language / posture that I think is preventing me from passing more often.
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>>5667049
sjw men are feminine sissy fags, I like men who are big and tall and strong, which goes against what feminism demands men should be. Also it's not racism if it's supported by statistics that blacks are more likely to commit violent crimes than any other demographic :^)

>>5667061
as in neurologically? If you're a guy in the head wtf are you doing transitioning. If you mean mannerisms that's stupid, not all women are feminine and not all men are manly

if you mean aesthetically it can't be that bad that ffs won't fix it. If it was really that bad you'd have killed yourself by now.
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>>5667068
emphasis on the man right :')
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>>5667071
I can be weird for u
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>>5667082
i know ;) i like it
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>>5667077
Literally just stare at cis gender girls.

walk with your hips/lowerbody instead of your upper-body.

That's the generic awnser
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>>5667074
At least get on puberty blockers :/
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>>5667089
Leave and don't come back
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>>5667071
>idk, ur gif seems pretty weird...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8
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>>5667089
same problem ;-; i cannot because they'll get taken away, i'll be sad again and camhs will continue to be shit
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>>5667076
How can I stop focusing on things I can't change? I worry so much.
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>>5667089
> puberty blockers
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>>5667092
Susan pls
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>>5667088
I guess this is where my worst feature being broad shoulders becomes a problem
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>>5667102
>implying it had anything to do with what you posted

Get the fuck out Edgar
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>>5667099
By focusing changing what you can to make yourself happy.

Make your strengths...stronger.

>>5667103
how broad are we talking? broadness shouldn't prevent you from being able to walk like a woman
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>>5667085
Perfect~

>>5667089
Do you realize how deadly self-medding is?
Please don't try to get this poor girl killed with your trolling.
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>>5667079
>as in neurologically? If you're a guy in the head wtf are you doing transitioning. If you mean mannerisms that's stupid, not all women are feminine and not all men are manly

I got the fucking worst case of dysphoria. I got my reasons to transition but I just won't make a good partner for a straight guy. I don't even know as what I feel like in the head, might aswell be some undecided andro personality who just does guy stuff cause that's what I'm good at..

Visually I'm somewhere between andro and female so that's not so much of an issue.
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>>5667109
is this the new 'trip on, rawr'?
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Does anyone wanna boost me through Spirit Vale. :^)
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>>5667103
Shoulders are literally irrelevant. Just don't slouch.
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>>5667099
>>5667125

by focusing on what you CAN change so that you can achieve happiness.

i butchered what i was trying to say the first time
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>>5667125
>Make your strengths...stronger.
I don't have any strengths
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>>5667126
>Do you realize how deadly self-medding is?
dont be a bitch michelle
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>>5667127
>I just won't make a good partner for a straight guy
ofc not, no transperson will. That's just something we have to accept. Being with guys who are bisexual is the only way I've had any luck dating at all.

b-but still /mtfg/ help finding a bf? How did y'all do it?
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>>5667126
>self medding is deadly
Susan's called and wants their medical advice back
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>>5667126
>Do you realize how deadly self-medding is?
>Please don't try to get this poor girl killed with your trolling.
>self-medding for two years
>frequent hot flushes
>constantly coughing for a year
>hair loss
>eating issues
>gagging when I got as little as tooth paste in my mouth
I-I'm fine though. At least I'm pretty. Kinda.
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>>5667147
Yeah that's really funny, Mr Murderer.
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>tfw obsessed with the chaser anon who posted his pic here the other day

H-he'll respond soon right? I'm sure he's just busy.
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>>5667128
You couldn't be more obvious shitfingers. We all know you're obsessed with underage carol you sick shit smearing paedophilic rapist.
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>tfw making flour pancakes

its just like Japan all over again
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>>5667145
is that supposed to look like a girl?
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>>5667143
Yeah you do. everyone does

for example your face shape is feminine.

your family members are still alive.

you have tits.

work with what you have
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>>5667155
w-was he hot?
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>>5667155
sucks for you, I've been talking to him
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>tfw tranny voiced public speaking
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>>5667161
It sort of does in a 90s kinda way.
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>>5667155

> manlets
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>>5667145
>tfw michelle passes much better than me
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>>5667155
Is he the same guy who was complaining about being 5'8"?
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>>5667173
>>5667168
>>
there was no chaser general so here it goes instead.

who else /chaserbyloneliness/?

>no real friends at school
>see a television programme about a trans girl
>she had to move schools because of the bullying
>start wishing that one gets moved to our school
>everyone would bully her (because everyone was like that)
>i'd be super nice to her and protect her from the harrassment
>we could be friends and stuff

it's funny how that thought persisted.
there isn't a sexual aspect to it or anything, i'm just retarded
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>>5667177
thats not even a good picture of her
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>>5667180
be less retarded
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>>5667183
I know.

One day I wish to pass too.
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cuddle me, pet me and gib headpats pls
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>>5667168
h-hah. stop messing with me.

>>5667173
>>5667173
he's not a manlet from what I can tell
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>>5667094
Carol I refuse to allow you to not try to help yourself
Go make a scene or something or start buying pills online
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>>5667185
>balding polack
>passing
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>>5667186
you're an underage virgin, go to bed already
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>>5667180
>tfw no bf to protect me and keep me safe and warm
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>>5667186
No cuddles or headpats until you promise to get your medicine
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>>5667195
n-no pls
>>5667190
i can't do anything tho ;/
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>>5667180
>tfw looked super faggy in school
>been weak as hell
>did lots of sleepovers, sometimes even sharing a bed
>everyone just treated me like "that guy's weird , be nice to him"
>noone saves me from nonexistant bullying.

You chasers need to step it up.
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>>5667191
If people say I pass then literally anyone can pass.
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>>5667203
>tfw one of my bullies is now a chaser
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>>5667180
tfw no trans gf to live vicariously through
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>>5667164
>face shape is feminine
>you have tits
my face is shit and my tits are still cone shaped, at least with progesterone they are rounding out but I need another year of this shit to wait and see if I need a tit job
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>tfw every time I'm about get shrooms the assholes always out of them
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>>5667218
s-say no to drugs ;__;
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>>5667218
again, really?

fucking christ

no fun allowed
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>>5667218
> doing psychadelics

jk i wish i could without crying
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>>5667218
>illicit substances
Eww
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>>5667202
That's only because you won't try
>>
what is this life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi0BzqV_b44
>>
Anyone else getting hot flashes on hrt???
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>>5667226
i already did tho ;-;
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>>5667220
>tfw middle school anti drug slogan was
>NO DRUGS?
>NO WAY!
>tfw we had the highest drug use in the county
fucking administration jinxed it lel
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>>5667231
nice menopause
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>>5667220
Weird way to spell yes senpai
>>5667221
Fucking right, you're tellin me. I'ma just buy like five hits of acid and do them all.
>>5667224
You need to set your state of mind before doing them!
But it's hard I know desu senpai
>>5667225
Ew to your life
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>>5667235
lol

>>5667238
> tfw kayla was a troll ftm the entire time
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>>5667245
don't do it senpaii ;-;
>>5667246
b-b-but that image is cute not creepy senpaii
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>>5667245
b-but what about me?

i want some too...
>>
Have date tonight huge dilemma tho I live in tn and it's cold as fuck rn don't have any warm girl clothes, guy has dated my sister before so that alone makes me kinda nervous fraid he's gonna compare me to my sister and she's gorgeous also haven't done this in forever wtf do?
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>>5667220
DUDE..
DRUGS!
LMAO
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>>5667238
I'm not joking, my cheeks are fire red and have been for 3 hours and its freaking me out
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>>5667245
I love you Mado, you have such a cute smile
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>>5667155
post pic
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>>5667258
d-drugs are bad ;-;

i-i'm a member of the conservative party ;-;

pls no bully ;-;
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>>5667256
1. Embrace the cold
2. Don't worry about it
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>>5667256
Lmao what the fuck are you playing at?
>>
I'm suing the college. Fuck them.
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>>5667245
im getting dxm tomorrow, should be a fun experience
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>>5667262
Even trump supporters get high af

>>5667266
>embrace cold

How?
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>>5667262
>underage tranny member of the tories

:^)
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>>5667278
;__; y-you didn't read my post

it s-says n-no bully ;-; s-see?
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>>5667272
that was your plan all along huh angie, do a shit job and then get fired and sue for a free vagina on the backs of students
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How do I stop looking like a man?
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>>5667270
Don't know senpai what you playing at desu
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>>5667253
But why tho?..
>>5667255
We'll probably come pick you up cause there's no raves tonight.. So git gas monies ready and acid monies. But you shouldn't be posting here desu senpaitachi !!
>>5667260
Anon I.... You're too sweet though. Giving me all these feels...
>>5667274
It's really not imo but I hope you have fun regardless
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>>5667284
I never do a shit job because unlike you, I care about my work.
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>>5667286
don't leave your house ever. if no one can see you then you can't look like a man. worked for quasimodo iirc
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>>5667284
Fuck off manchild.
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>>5667262
Drugs are tasty desu senpai
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>>5667189
not messing with you sorry : )
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>>5667289
well its either dxm or weed :(
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>>5667299
Eww
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>>5667262
>i-i'm a member of the conservative party
;_;
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>>5667289
d-drugs are bad
>>5667299
not you too eleanor ;-;
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>>5667290
> kayla

> employed

pick one
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>>5667289
i can post here if you can!!

when u gonna pick me up?
i got like 40$ that should be enough rite
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AWOOOO
>>5667233
Try again ;_;
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>>5667256
either embrace the cold for fashion or buy a cute coat
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>>5667307
w-why s-sadness?
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>>5667272
that gif, hnngh. also good luck, bleed them fucking dry.
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>>5667299
They make cock even better too!
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>>5667299
How many marijuanas have you injected?
XDDDDD
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>>5667256
what the FUCK part of TN senpai
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>>5667294
I kind of look like quasimodo actually, I have those fucked up eyes.
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>>5667309
>pretending to be nice to kayla and then shitting on her
I dont expect a non autistic nigger answer to this but seriously what is wrong with you? has a doctor diagnosed you with anything?
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>>5667324
Heavy eyelids?
>>
>go on /x/ spooky thread
>get scared

waah ;-;
>>5667311
;(
>>
is this good?
>>
>>5667324
Become a hermit, it's the only way.
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>>5667290
>>5667296
then why make an issue out of it and sue if not to afford srs? We all know that's what you are getting at or you would drop it and move on.
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>>5667301
Go for it senpai! and tells me what ya think
>>5667308
No worse than living and breathing. Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIG25NdOWIs
>>5667310
But but.. I'm gonna debate that with you tonight desu
i think so. Like 20 or 15 for gas the rest for drugs. And that should be plenty for a tripping virgin.
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>>5667294
>worked for quasimodo iirc
Did it now?
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>>5667331
Ye
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>>5667333
It's not about getting the money for srs you dummy. It's about me being treated unfairly
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>>5667261
Find your own bf!

plus he has only sent me one picture and he looked kind of silly in it because he was drunk.

>>5667300
I dont believe you, he said no one else added him.
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>>5667333
>why are you not just letting people discriminate against you?
miss cock at it again.
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>>5667336
will do, its remy btw :^)
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>>5667308
>not you too
You have no idea carol..

>>5667320
This is the fucking truth, sex on drugs is fucking awesome. :3

>>5667321
Dude I l o v e injecting marijuanas like maybe 5
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>>5667336
yes they are ;-; no drugs pls
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>>5667323
Bout 35 minutes from Bristol and elizabethton I've learned not to give my location on 4chins.
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>>5667324
iktf anon
>eyes are different sizes
>one eye is hazel
>one eye is dark brown
>both are really deep set
>black circles under eyes

>>5667337
at least up until he met a gyppo I guess
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>>5667345
n-no surprise sex/drugs/murder-party pls
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>>5667344
l i t e r a l l y trip on, remy.
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>>5667315
>w-why s-sadness?
Who will support Corbyn?
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>>5667336
ok! i look forward to fun
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>>5667344
Ohh hiii rems!!!
>>5667346
Stop swallowing government propaganda senpai!
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>>5667327
> saying somebody isn't employed is shitting on them

what is wrong with you? just filter me kevin. i will never be bothered by you.
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>>5667360
w-why would i support corbyn

i am a fiscal conservative
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>>5667356
>tfw elanna will never surprised you with sex and drugs
why live
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>>5667356
Is that what they're telling the kids that drug users do these days?
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>>5667364
>Stop swallowing government propaganda
And what? Spit? That's rude, always swallow
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>>5667329
Yes
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>>5667357
na not in the mood to trip right now.

>>5667364
hi cutie, hows life ?
>>
>>5667364
it isn't ><
>>5667370
iktf ;-;
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>>5667333
Not Angie. How would you feel if you worked super hard just to be accepted for who you are then had the door slammed in your face and for what having a penis still?

>>5667340
Have you contacted the aclu yet cause this shit is unacceptable.
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>>5667368
Oh fair enough [spoiler]I thought you were joking about being a tory[/spoiler]
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>>5667367
I dont know who kevin is. I just know that every black person who posts here seems to have mental issues. I look forward to watching whatever this fake attitude you carry on about people here deteriorate into your true nature after a couple months.
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holy shit, watching this jiggaboo have a chimp-out and throw out random male names for no reason is hilarious.
>>
>>5667373
w-well thats what anons say some people do ><
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>>5667381
I'm not going to use the trans card. It could be that, it might not be that.
The whole point is that I felt that I was being treated unfairly

and I'm contacting them tomorrow
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>>5667376
then how about you you go trip over pile of dicks?
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>>5667382
i'd post my party card but then i'd be lynched for being a tory in wales
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>>5667330
that's why I stopped going to /x/ desu

well that and all the unironic conspiracists, spiritualists, magic believers, and ITS HAPPENING-ers
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>>5667341
is that what he said? :3
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>>5667375
Looks like the kind of eyes you see before getting bludgeoned to death with a hammer if I'm being completely honest.
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>>5667387
>>
>>5667392
can i suck them afterward?
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>>5667389
Oh carol.. ;~;

>>5667370
I would if I could ;~;
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>>5667396
its scary ;-; i-i need to change underwear now ><
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>>5667374
kek oh anon~
>>5667376
Pretty swell atm. A little dissapoint about the shrooms but hey at least I get something tonight. Debating if I wanna get both acid and molly or just acid tonight and molly and acid tomorrow.
>>5667377
It is!!! watch that video senpai
>>5667362
It'll be!
>>5667396
>gem
>on /x/
kek
>>
i want to hold a cute femboy
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>>5667398
Thanks :3
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>>5667384
> I look forward to watching whatever this fake attitude you carry on about people here deteriorate into your true nature after a couple

Don't hold your breath

Also deterioration implies that i'm cool atm so thank you :3

>>5667387

> T R I G G E R E D
>>
>>5667405
y-y-yes?
>>5667408
but thats the drug lobby

read hitchens comments on drugs
>>
>>5667409
>>>/femgen/
>>
>>5667409
hey where you at qt
>>
>>5667408
the latter desu, candyflippppppp
>>
>>5667420
new york
>>
>>5667407
>not stewing and brewing
step it up.
>>
http://imgur.com/Z9rL4W5

who master hon race here?
>>
so lets say I do get just a one night stand type of thing, could I get an std buy sucking a cock with no rubber on?
>>
>>5667425
rip
>>
>>5667427
>stewing and brewing
:? i-i don't get it
>>
>tfw a gay guy tsk'd you and then said "flat chest is justice"
>>
>>5667429
What is herpes?
>>
what has been going on here
>>
>>5667397
whats his name then??
>>
>>5667414
You have much to learn ;~;

>>5667429
Yup. I knew a guy who got mouth herpes after giving oral to someone.
>>
>>5667428
me ;)
>>5667429
>sucking a dick with rubber on
triggered.
>>
>>5667429
Yes, just use a flavoured condom.
>>
>>5667434
god damn it

How many people here sucked a cock without a condom on it?
>>
>>5667438
w-what stuff
>>
>>5667428
You look so cute when you're smiling
>>
>>5667431
why rip?
>>
>>5667429
>(you)
>>
>>5667449
,__,
>>
>>5667428
ich bin

>>5667429
yeah. It's worth the risk tho, cum is really nice and warm and salty. But since you probably mean sucking yourself off while watching forced fem porn then you know exactly what kind of stds you could get :^)
>>
>>5667444
I've sucked 25 dicks so far no stds just don't go after grody looking dudes
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>>5667443
I bought a fuck load of them actually but I dunno, I want to feel it in my mouth without a barrier
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>>5667450
opposite coast lmaooo
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>>5667444
http://strawpoll.me/6729577
http://strawpoll.me/6729577
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>>5667465
I mean you could ask and hope he's telling the truth.
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>>5667467
>tfw never sucked any cocks
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>>5667428
Me tbhon.
>>
>>5667467
>ANY No
what the fuck is wrong with you people LMAO
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>>5667433
But you have boobs Faye this stupid jaye crap again imma punch you.
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>>5667467
>Sucking dick with a condom on.
Why? Choke down that cock and swallow that cum like a true girl you nerds.
>>
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> that one guy who always says high to you at all hours of the day in literally every situation shows up

WHELP Time to hit the ol' dusty trail
>>
>>5667480
Iktf. I hate tf.
>>
>>5667409
I am not cute, but I am the latter. Where are you if you want an ugly femboy with loli tits ?
>>
>>5667483
What's your favourite image in your collection?
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>>5667489
i fucking love cum holy shit
>>
>>5667428
Thats not so bad.
>>
>>5667487
I know he was commenting on my cleavage ;-;
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>>5667428
I win.
>>
Glad I'm not the only hon.

>>5667449
It would be better if my teeth weren't so bad
>>
>>5667465
hahaha wtf why the fuck would anyone buy these, especially if they were trans

>>5667492
literally just install grindr or tinder and hook up with a hot guy

>>5667496
this desu
>>
>>5666783
[Muffled ayy lmao in the distance]
>>
>>5667499
>not so bad
it's pretty bad.
I don't really pass
Ffs didn't help
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>>5667502
fuck, you done did gottem good.
>>
>>5667499
>chaser opinions
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>>5667428
me desu
>tfw life isnt like your genderbending animes
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>>5667495
That's a tough question anon, I guess I don't know.
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>>5667428
>implying anyone can out hon me
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>>5667414
You can't lobby a black market. Unless i'm a wetard. Either way they are goooooooooooooooood
>>5667424
Aight I well, but that means i'm gonna candyflip today and tomorrow!
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>>5667387
Classic monkey behavior. I hope he posts a pic of himself one day and shows that hes even more manly than korra.
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>>5667520
I would out hon you but everyone hates me here so posting a pic is bad.
>>
>>5667500
>tfw when she changes her trip back
>:3

>>5667489
This desu don't date skeezy dudes have an STD test before sex and proceed to guzzle that sweet man nectar.
>>
tfw no one is on long island
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>>5667520
real talk i forgot what you even look like
>>5667526
meme
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>>5667515
Ffs i'm not chasing anyone. I was just giving my opinion (one that apparently isnt cared for) but nevertheless, when there are trans like stephoknee, its not so bad.
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>>5667526
pls anon

I don't hate you

p l s

l

s
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>>5667526
But you don't out hon me lain.
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>search up "stewing and brewing"
>it means pooping

w-was anon being lewd
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>not sucking bare penis
Literally what
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>>5667534
It lain-doughnut. Not exactly well liked here.
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>>5667520
I already have.

>>5667502
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>>5667502
Check mate
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>>5667536
No they were talking about cooking up a lovely beef stew.
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>>5667538
Can you not stoop to elana's level. You really don't need to make comments like that.
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I won't be posting till tomorrow so have a goodnight peeps!!
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>>5667542
MOM GET OFF MY COMPUTER
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>>5667540
ah, I mean I don't hate her, plus >>5667541 already won

>aside from me ofc
>>5667542
kekm8
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>>5667546
Night
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>>5667535
I do though!

>>5667542
Can't even see your face lol.
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>>5667542
But the object is to post an ugly picture that's what I did. You'll never be a hun you better give up now nerd.
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>>5667509
>hahaha wtf why the fuck would anyone buy these, especially if they were trans
for my dildo

>>5667476
I doubt any man will tell the truth let alone about if he has an std or not
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>>5667551
You look startled
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>>5667533
But compared to someone like Kayla Ward, I'm a hon
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>>5667548
>there will never be a mtfg group house where faye and edie are the house moms mentoring the younger girls
It needs to happen.
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>>5667529
>not coming into the city
>>5667532
a hon tbqh. i might post a pic later. i don't know if i feel like it tho.
>>5667541
no you haven't.
>>5667554
you really don't though. i just look like a little kid with a superhero's jaw and chin.
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>>5667551
Lets put this to a vote I will out hun you all. Who wants to compete?
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>>5667559
>this is what $100,000 dollars does
kill me now
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>>5667556
Well just hope he isn't one of those closet gay cases that has risky unprotected sex. Also expect oral herpes. It's statistically unavoidable
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>>5667557
ye I scared myself with my reflection, like the opposite of narcissus

>>5667563
I am
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>>5667564
that and very good genetics.
She started at 28
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>>5667556
>condoms on a dildo
??????????????????????????
>>5667559
arent all of us comparitively
>>5667562
dont do it if youre not comfortable, mang.
>>5667564
do it yourself
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>>5667562
Nah ur fine tho

I look like a neet man who didn't cut his hair and I barely pass for human.

>>5667564
Wish I could.
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>>5667564
no wonder faye has an awesome body
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>>5667571
Dildos taste disgusting
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>>5667565
Well then I guess condoms it is. Now to know if I can score a man with my atrocious looks.
this is so hopeless, I just want someone to have sex with me
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x_+_+_+_/_##_#_#_2 1_#_#_#_#_#_#_

TFW NO ONE IS ON LONG ISLAND

>tfw no one is on long island

tfw no one is on long island

>TFW NO ONE IS ON LONG ISLAND
tfw no one is on long island

>tfw no one is on long island


>TfW nO oNE iS ON lONG isLAnd
edited for maximum attention

if you live on long island pls respond

>>5667562
i don't have any money
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>>5667559
I dont know who Kayla ward is, but she looks like she might have the disposable income to shape and have any surgery she may need.
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>>5667571
>??????????????????????????
some people are allergic to some dildos also it makes cleanup easier
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>>5667571
too bad she's a major cunt though
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>>5667576
n-not glass dildos
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>>5667574
duh, what is srs, ffs, brazillian butt lift, lipo sculpting, boob job, and laser microdermabrasion

>>5667571
>?????????
practice you dummy
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>>5667580
she's a model
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>>5667585
faye hasnt had srs
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>>5667577
you can definitely get a dude through craigslist t4m you'd be one of the hottest chicks on there. in socal it's mostly just old, overweight hispanic men wearing lingerie and whore makeup
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>>5667583
Dildos are meant to go into your poop pussy and not your mouth pussy, anon.
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>>5667560
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>>5667576
>>5667585
wouldnt know but i guess that makes sense.
>>5667581
buy glass.

>>5667582
most people that idolize their own body are, didn't franku teach you anything?
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>>5667592
But craigslist is full of serial killers right? no one actually hooks up from there do they?
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>>5667560
That's called a brothel.
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ay caramba whats a chaser gotta do to get a gf around this place
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>>5667502
nope
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>>5667603
get me high and cum in my face
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>>5667603
have you tried hormones?
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>>5667599
i'm a hon. Hons are mostly stupid :/
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>>5667563
fuck it i will.
>>5667571
it's all cool. i'll imgur one i just took.
>>5667572
what, no. that is me. not you.
>>5667579
email me tho. friends are neat! [email protected]
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>>5667601
there's only been one known craigslist killer as long as your safe about it you should be fine. you talk about kill yourself daily anyway so either you get laid or you get murdered. isn't that a win-win for you?
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>>5667593
I know, it just feels sexy sometimes to suck on something dick shaped, and you can sterilize glass p easily

>>5667603
move to nc
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>ldr bf barely talks to me now, acts like he barely even cares about me
>realise im putting in most of the effort when conversating
>decide to barely speak to him myself in the last 2 days
>nothing changes, he still doesn't give a fuck

Yeah im pretty sure this is fucking dead
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>>5667606
ok

>>5667607
yeah im on HGH
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>>5667612
if you knew you were going to sie instanly (e.g. gunshot to the head) it would be fine but seriel killers gonna hurt the fuck out of you before killing you man. We all want to die but not in a painful manner
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>>5667612
I just don't want an std, like its my biggest fear along with being mocked in public but I do want dick so bad

Would a man slapping against me give me an std?
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>>5667610
you're not stupid, you just need franku to enlighten you over and over again until he's brainwashed you into thinking about nothing but him. at least, that's what i did.
>>5667611
alright thx bb
>>5667615
>ldr
dead from the beginning.
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>>5667587
Yeah, you cant compare a model to the large majority of mtf's.
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>>5667618
>implying a slow painful death at the hands of a psychotic serial killer isn't one of the hottest fantasies on the face of this planet
kek ur such a normie
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>>5667618
that's a really harmful stereotype about serial killers. most of them are very gentle people.

>>5667619
just wrestle each other in a kiddie pool of antiviral cream beforehand and use a condom
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>>5667619
>>5667545
Honestly you don't really have a reason to use a condom to suck a dick, you can't get aids unless your mouth is filled with tiny cuts and you swish their cum around in there and other than that you will be able to visually see whether there is anything else wrong with the dick
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>>5667603
Be cute. Post pic.
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>>5667617
>HGH
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>>5667408
madooooo

stop bullying meee

l'm tough okay

I-I can handle scary stuff!
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>>5667634
>implying aids is the only STD
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>>5667631
>>5667632
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No going back now...
Fuck I'm tense.
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>>5667642
>you will be able to see if there is anything else wrong with the dick
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>>5667630
she looked brutal before
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>>5667645
this is gibberish
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>>5667645
>German
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>>5667626
here. no bully plox (even though bully is inevitable)
http://imgur.com/GTAy92D
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>>5667649
s u p o r n b o y s
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>>5667626
>dead from the beginning
It lasted over 2 years and we saw each other regularly, it's only dying because he stopped giving a shit
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>>5667564
>she thinks Faye has had surgery lel.

>>5667568
No your not I am the hon queen I even posted my hon face.

>>5667560
>tfw you will never live in a world Luke this and are stuck man modibg erry day.

>>5667559
Damn that bod. Would lesbians with.
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>>5667634
that doesn't sound safe at all
like that is bad advice, as much as I would love to taste cum, the risk is too high

when can we get a 5 min take home std test?
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>>5667646
>5 out 6 people with herpes never show symptoms
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>>5667619
im a guy in santa monica i could technically have sex with you
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>>5667647
Wow. I swear if I ever win the lottery you wont be able to recognize me the very next day. Gonna get all dem surgeries.
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>>5667649
>Thailand
What could it be...

>>5667652
Girls :|
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>>5667661
>i could technically have sex with you
im in the I.E.
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>>5667626
>http://imgur.com/GTAy92D
i don't care about franku anymore
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>>5667665
>Thailand
>What could it be...
a chaser getting his sick fill
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>>5667647
Holy shit
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>>5667668
i mean you can just come over to my place

i dont use condoms though
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>>5667651
you are cute as fuck don't be retarded. also for real >>5667502 has you beat by a landslide mang.


>>5667653
yeah, i know the feeling. let a girl suck your dick for over a year, all good. she moves away and a month later stops caring. she used to always say "don't think i love you just for your dick" well she had a good way of showing it.
>>5667665
e m o t i o n a l 2 0 0 1
>>5667670
:'(
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>>5667656
>that doesn't sound safe at all
Based on what, your feelings?
>>5667657
There is a very little risk you would get herpes from someone not experiencing an outbreak

I'm not gonna start busting out citations and shit, do whatever you want.
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>>5667645
Whats the german word for gonna go get my penis cut off yo
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>>5667654
>thinking you can out-hun me
m8 it just can't be done, game over just walk away

fukken christ even kayla looks more like a grill than me
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>>5667674
pics? any way I can talk to you in private? also do you have aids?
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>>5667673
she got lucky with hrt

>>5667676
i can't be happy anymore.
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>>5667615
qhaha iktf ;-;
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>>5667678
vienerslicen
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>>5667632
>That sentence
0______________________________O

>>5667605
You look more Like a girl than I do. And your a way better person.

>>5667601
About 20 percent of my hookups we're on Craig list.
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>>5667678
Schnipp schnapp Schniedel ab.

SRS = Ga-OP.
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>>5667684
i feel crushed. i'm sorry.
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>>5667681
i look like a young tim roth except taller and way less cool looking

i have a few STDs but nothing serious

id prefer to hammer out the deets on here tbqh
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>>5667684
Yeah, she had a very serious case of man face.
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>>5667697
don't be.
I just can't find much to be happy about
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this is what I'm going to look like after weightloss
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>>5667676
i don't get this meme. like she looks wayyy fucking more female than me.
>>5667679
i got you out-honned by a mile.
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>>5667702
>i have a few STDs but nothing serious
yeah fuck that sorry
thanks for the honesty though
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>>5667704
even after ffs, I still have a serious case of man face
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>>5667707
kek, that episode hit me really hard cause the whole anorexia thing just came out of fucking nowhere

>>5667710
did you post a pic? I don't believe it
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>>5667711
wow way to shame me
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>>5667702
>no pics
>not lying about your stds and giving kayla aids
come on anon you're letting us all down.

>>5667706
sue bitches, buy happiness.
>>5667710
jaw. your face is also softer.

>>5667720
are you blind, scroll up
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>>5667722
What? I am just being honest, holy fuck you should wear a hazmat suit when you go out in public
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>>5667720
here >>5667651
>>5667727
but my jaw and chin are fucking kys-tier.
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>>5667676
This.

>>5667663
This tho there are limits to what they can do with my man body.

>>5667679
Bitch please you know your a goddess get out of the way of a true hun.
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post butt
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>>5667733
its not my fault i have STDs i cant use condoms
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>>5667707
Keep on using them excuses to not even try. Been here since last summer and you still havent done anything about it. You could have been thin by now.
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>>5667739
bull fucking shit, if you are allergic to latex you buy the non latex condoms
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kayla is bubble boy
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>>5667727
oops missed the link, ty

>>5667710
>>5667736
m8 you have nice hair, skin, eyebrows, etc. your chin/jaw are the only problem, and even then it's not so bad. The septum ring is also a giveaway, never met a cis person with one

>>5667737
kek yeah hermaphroditus maybe

>>5667738
butt
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>>5667739
>its not my fault i have STDs i cant use condoms
retard alert
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>>5667714
You have a serious case of man eye
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>>5667738
butt
>>5667737
i'm like happy for you for being self-aware and able to cope with reality but at the same time i'm sorry.

>>5667736
everything else is qt and it's not like you can't fix that eventually. yeah ,yeah, le ffs meme i know, but it's true.
>>5667748
dw i'm blind too. :(
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>>5667745
what? i never said i was allergic to latex
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>>5667640
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>>5667753
well then you have no excuse to wear a condom
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>>5667727
money can't buy that

>>5667751
what is man eye?
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>>5667758
I think they don't have a penis
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Hi girls, I'm not a MtF, I'm just a trap but I was wondering if anyone can rate my passability. Thanks!!
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>>5667755
mado is a spooky
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>>5667758
but i cant cum if i wear a condom
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>>5667760
BDD
The thing you had fss to fix
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>>5667766
pls be my gf
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>>5667760
buy me, i'll hug you for the rest of my pathetic life.
>>5667771
? she needed it though.
>>5667766
:')
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>>5667766
>not a MtF, I'm just a trap
Wat? How does that logic work?
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>>5667766
im second in line in case it doesn't work out with >>5667773 this fella
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