/mtfg/ Transgirl General

daily reminder that we will never have a qt bf

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>tfw called Kayla almost everytime I post during my manic moods

I swear I'm not her. I'm not a bitch, I just act that way.

I need to get me a Miku cosplay.

>>5656715
I'll prove you wrong anon (I hope)

>>5656715
I already do, so its just you who is forever alone.

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free chelsea manning

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>>5656715

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>>5656715
Daily reminder that I'll never have or be a qt bf. Fucking trans feelings.

>>5656715
I'm chasing in this thread

>>5656718
At this point she almost seems to just represent this board's anger and paranoia, if she didn't actually post I'd begin to think it was like the board boogeyman.

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>>5656715
iktf

>>5656730
Seriously she didnt even do anything that bad. At least she usin them guv bux to become a gril.

>>5656701
Source of video?

>>5656715
ive given up on love entirely tbqh. being alone has its advantages u know?

>>5656694
Honestly it more than likely was, even if I didn't mean it. I'm really sorry
>>5656709
It's not mtfg's standard I'm weighing this against, it's society's. I haven't been ma'am'd the entire time on hormones, and I'm not so stupid as to think that my side profile is going to lighten up when it looks like a stereotype of a masculine witch.
>>5656697
I'm 24

>>5656745
kaffir please

>>5656746
give it some more time is all I'm saying 10 months is barely anything

>>5656745
Yeah like crippling depression and acting like you're better off alone!

>>5656718
>i'm not a bitch, i just act that way
What's the difference

>>5656745
No, I don't know.
>tfw no gf
>tfw no handholding
>tfw no cuddling
>tfw no Dom go that gets a little rough in bed
>tfw nobody to introduce to my family on the holidays
>tfw alone

>>5656755
well its not better by any mrans but its not the end of the world either

>>5656756
/shrug

Hey /mtf/, I hope something like this isn't too personal to personal to ask you about, but: I'm currently taking a pharmacology class and one of the recent lecture topics was prostate cancer treatment, which generally involves antiandrogens. What I'm curious about is whether there's any overlap between that kind of treatment and the kind of stuff mtf trans people take during their transition. Are sprionolactone and cyproterone commonly used or are drugs like finasteride and flutamide also used? If it's not rude of me to ask what you're taking that'd be great.

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>tfw you leave but you come back because you're bored
There really is no escape is there

>>5656726
Two'nd

>tfw no Dom older sister to fuck you at family gatherings.
Incest fetishist plz go.

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>>5656769
Im afraid not desu. At least you are loved here.

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>>5656746
>even if I didn't mean it. I'm really sorry
Well it made me upset yousaid something like that but it's bygones now. Everyone faulters every now and then.

My personal take on your question is that you should wait at least another year and see if the situation improves once you've been longer on E and have longer hair. They contribute a lot to passing. Don't give up yet.

>>5656767
brb shoving uranium up my ass

>>5656769
Do you keep in touch with kira? She hasn't posted here in a while..

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>>5656769
Sorry
but you're here forever

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>>5656769
no

the ride never ends desu

>>5656779
Im sure when some new wide eyed and innocent passing girl starts posting kira will return to endlessly flirt with her and act like shes not.

Feed me.

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>>5656786

>>5656715
now offering my services as bf to any interested mtfg posters

my package includes:
>cuddling
>headpats
>buttpats
>will suffer through all the shitty anime you watch and pretend i like it
>sex (no gt stuff though)

please (You) me with one sentence explaining why i should be your bf

>>5656786
No
But I'm gonna find out if there's any pizza left in my fridge

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http://www.wnd.com/2016/02/so-it-begins-here-u-s-city-overrun-with-criminal-refugees/
NO NO NO NO NO
MONTANA IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH SYRIAN RAPEFUGEES NOW
THEY'RE LIKE THE PLAGUE
FUCK DEMOCRATS REEEE

>>5656715
Ok, really not looking for one

>>5656767
most mtfs use 100-200mg of spiro or 50-100mg of cypro as a test blocker, as they block all of it instead of a specific hair loss part of it like finasteride, although i know that some mtfs are also on finasteride for a combo hair loss blocker and test blocker, typically at a 1mg dosage, but i have seen the 5mg dosage prescribed as well

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>>5656790
heya myna <3 n.n

>>5656776
Lord knows why, alternating between depressed and hypersex ain't terribly likeable ;~;

>>5656779
I don't have her skype no, I havn't heard from her in ages. I hope she's ok.

>>5656783
Oh well, at least I'm less depressed today so I guess that's a start. ^^
How's it going? How's yume doing?

>>5656782
O-oh ok ;~;

>>5656789
Post pic and be cute and youll have my love. Reminder that "I dont want to post pic" automatically makes you yet another fat neckbeard.

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>>5656789
Never stick your dick in crazy

>>5656777
I will try to hold on. And I got a Skype finally, I'll send it to you sometime if you prefer that to Steam.
>>5656783
Uhh yume told me to talk to you but she was really out of it. I'm kind of confused what's going on tomorrow desu

>>5656799
You're funny most of the time and have a good personality. But the most important thing being that you're attractive and passing so you naturally gather a flock.

>>5656784
They talk to her because she's nice.

>tfw lot of self doubting lately
>email trans girl that the LGBT center head put me in contact with to see what her experience and feelings were like before transitioning
> almost exactly mirrored my feelings and fears
I guess it's good to know someone else had the same experience.

>>5656808
Up until she reveals that shes not.

>>5656797
Thank you very much for the answer
Cheers /mtf/

>>5656801
>i posted it again haha

>Working on a project for a database class with a boy
>We just started and get done with planning kind of fast
>Spend a while talking, I open up more than I usually do
>He asks if I want to see a movie or something
>Seems to me like he meant just as friends
>He mentions his previous dating experience in HS when we brought up how both of us are socially awkward and aren't used to this kind of thing

I seem to pass to at least some people in my minimal effort boy mode, but I really can't tell if this is a date or not.

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>>5656783
Here Gem have this

>>5656799
What on Earth made you think you could escape?

>>5656769
Nope, welcome back to hell.

>>5656779
I've tried messaging her a few times past few weeks but no response :<

>>5656787

That pic is literally me btw.

>>5656790

Glad I can help.

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>>5656701

>>5656798
Hi hi
How's you?

>>5656816
Honestly I've found the most luck in just spitting out whatever I was thinking. When you're watching the movie, just ask him if he wants to make out.

If yes then makeout, if no then whatever who gives a fuck

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>>5656825
triggered

>>5656811
She is nicer than most of you.

>>5656826

I'm Kay. Playing the new digimon mostly n.n hbu?

>>5656823
I kinda wanna go back for another slice...

Quick! I need more of the cute redhead with the cute as fuck ass with the Dalek tattoo.

>>5656818
>>5656799
:/ hope she's alright..

>>5656818
Let her know she's missed.

>>5656834
I spent all day shouting at my csc homework and I spent the evening sharing a bottle of wine with Circé

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>>5656789
>will suffer through all the shitty anime you watch and pretend i like it
w-would you suffer through the shitty non anime shows I watch too?

>>5656799
I'm okay. Mostly tired because I'm working my sixth 10 hour day this week

and yume is high af on dxm right now apparently, but I think she's doing alright? The last I heard she was throwing up though :\

>>5656805
She did? Okayyyy

I'll ask her when I get home and whenever shes sober

>>5656843
Csc? oh that sounds like fun! didn't know u lived nearby

>>5656817
b a s e d

thanks kuppy

>>5656839
Her account has stayed online the whole time. I have honestly been worried for her for a while so idk.

>>5656840
I did ^^

>>5656846
k thx

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Everyone drop trip and post your crush!

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>>5656806
You're being far too generous to me anon, but thank you for your kind words.

>>5656846
Dear lord that sounds brutal, do you have a weekend soon?
And yeah, I know yume took some dxm but I havn't heard from her since then.

>>5656817
Stupidity lol

>>5656818
;~;

>>5656848
Computer science
The homework was written poorly

>>5656835

That's what the ladies always tell me.

And guys. Guys too.

>>5656861
kuso meme.

>>5656862
Don't worry it's the same reason I still come back from time to time.

>>5656864
derp that should have been obvious lol! written in code poorly or handwriting written? <.<;

>>5656861
bexe

>>5656861
the boy in the front row of geology 101

>>5656862
Don't you realize? This place is an addiction, there's only one way out and it ain't pretty?

>>5656861
jormy is all i think about all day every day

>>5656872
Garbage code with a poorly defined "question"

>>5656879
huh I had another friend with a similar problem a while back. maybe it's a programming thing O.O

>>5656883
Maybe my professor barely speaks English

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>>5656861
>tfw too emotionally drained by the past few months of relationship drama to have a crush
It's a calm and empty feel.

>>5656877
Yeah it kinda is, but I guess so long as it's not actively making me feel worse there's no harm in it.

>>5656885
idk why so many instructors are allowed to get away with that :<

>>5656855
What happened to ElfGinger she hasn't been around in ages. Did Kira kill her?

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>you will never pass

>>5656890
Nah she's left here as well cause of how the place is and only ends up coming back through when she's drunk and got nothing else to do. Same with Plant. They are both doing well though.

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>>5656861
>tfw no crush
one of you be cute and single so i can crush on you

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>>5656861
Its a mystery.

>>5656899
>cute
>single
pick one

>>5656892
I'm sorry anon. Im sure you're still cute.

>>5656861
munmun bebby

>>5656861
none online but I have a coworker I kinda like we flirt alot and are each others valentine this year

>>5656875
>Having a crush on someone you physically see
Do something about it!

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>>5656904
Being ugly as fuck is probably a bigger problem than being too manly tbhon.

>>5656896
The sheer negativity of the place would fuck up anyone who starts here.

>>5656862
I have one day off tomorrow, and we were planning on having adri over but I guess we'll see if yume still feels up to it

how do you usually fare after dxm?

>>5656914
Shh, I'm not even mtf but I saw their post while browsing and I wanted to make them feel better.

>>5656916
Oh definitely, it did a number on me until I took my break and got my head together. I don't blame them at all, I would avoid it too if I had like, a job or something to take up a good bulk of the day.

>>5656916
>tfw so fucked up that this place couldn't make it worse
Do I feel good or bad about this?

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>>5656923
Die cis scum.

>>5656908
>pity valentines
yeah I feel ya pham

>>5656927
>implying
I'm ftm, maybe you consider that worse than cis though

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>>5656861
Texas anon.

>>5656896
Good to know they're all happy now.

> tfw supposed to be doing homework

> get distracted

> see new thread and notices no cats have been posted

mfw this computer has no saved images

carry on....

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>>5656901

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>>5656932
Nah that's cool, you look like cute boys.

I really want to be dead

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>>5656919
>how do you usually fare after dxm
I don't do DXM, it just makes me puke for hours and hours ;_;
Idk, the day after the times I've done it I'm usually in high spirits but feel completely retarded.

>>5656932
inb4 ree

>>5656932
>tfw dated 2 FtM's and they both broke my heart

Wanna be the 3rd? I love dating people who will eventually break my heart. I thrive on depression.

>>5656941
Sheen leave this place it only does you harm

>>5656932
I recently broke up from a ltr with a trans guy and a lot of my friends were trans guys, including the guy who kept me sane and grounded through a super bad stretch of early transition.

It's just that we usually expect cis guys because chasers come here thinking it's a trap thread backstage pass or some shit.

>>5656937
lol

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>tfw 1/10 tranny but at least I pass on pics apparently

Fucking kill me

>>5656932
Oh yeah, at least one person will probably shit on you for being easy mode or some shit.
She does this with everyone anyway and if it wasn't for this place she'd probably never have come out until 40 so fuck her.

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>>5656937

>>5656874
>>5656909
>dating your crush
just suck her dick already

Heyo nini mtfg, it's been a ride as usual.

>>5656861
Amy Victoria

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>>5656939
O-Oh really? May I ask what your actual name is so I can uh.. whisper something else to my pillow when I cuddle it at night? I mean for something much less lonely sounding. Yes.
At least I got my much needed daily Ricky (You).

>>5656940
Pfftsh, thanks anon
>>5656945
I don't deserve you
>>5656952
I understand, that probably gets super annoying
>>5656958
damn you guys hate eachother
I feel like I've invaded your thread so I'm gonna be on my way

>>5656963
lool

>>5656977
>damn you guys hate eachother
I like most trips, desu.

>>5656969
good night

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>>5656943
>puke for hours and hours
>tfw the last time yume texted me was when she said that she just threw up
>that was two hours ago
>tfw my baby's probably been throwing up this entire time
;~;

>>5656988
You two little ones need to stop doing so many drugs. Its ok to not be high for a while.

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>>5656975
I kinda want to tease you about it so I finally get your skypez. How about an exchange boo? Or at least name for a name? It's only fair!

>>5656977
>i dont deserve you

I was joking about the thriving on depression. I actually enjoyed dating transmen the most out of anybody I've dated. The shared trans struggle makes things so much easier to communicate about.

I would date you in a minute and enjoy every second of it. You deserve love just like the rest of us do!

>tfw your gf chokeholds you for fun

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>>5656988
Some people just don't react to DXM well, I was hopeful that yume wasn't one of them. It's not a pleasant experience if DXM and your body don't get along, wouldn't wish it on anyone ;_;
I hope she's just tripped out and distracted, poor yume

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>>5657001
>tfw no one to choke you

>>5657001
>>5657007

This is my fetish

>>5657001
I mean is this a bad thing? I'm pretty sure you hit the jackpot right there. If I could find a girl to choke me and spit in my face I would be so happy

>>5656993
that's exactly what I've been thinking, actually.

since I last did mdma I dont need to experiment with drugs any more, and I thought she was passed it too, but I guess not

I only found out she was doing this when she was high af

I guess it explains all the fucking cough syrup she bought though

>>5656988
>>5657002
Haha that's hilarious. Dumb bitch.

>>5657010
>>5657009
>>5657007
>>5657001

For all you ladies who like choking. This video right here is the hottest one I've ever found of it.
http://motherless
com/g/strangulation/D3719CC

> Doing DMX

you guys sound like my friends growing up. drugs almost everyday.

My extreme anxiety would just make me cry and freak out but y do so much drugs?

get a hobby? is portland that boring? sounded like a cool place from one of my trans friends that used to live there

>>5657010
In context it's not bad, she's just a bit dommy at times and I enjoy it.

>>5657016

I'd rather see her being choked by another woman desu >.> but nice.

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>>5656994
I'll add you on steam tomorrow since I rarely use skype anymore. Just to let you know I'm awkward and either try hard to talk a lot at first or dont talk at all. I hope I dont disappoint you. ;~;
I also tend to overthink things. Good night.. Ricky.

>>5657023
i don't know how true it is now, but when it started mtfg was basically a bunch of 420chan peeps

>>5657023
My hobby is doing drugs.

>>5657032
i wish i could get into drugs lol. i just freak out and literally want to die. Just seems like a waste of money desu

i have serious mental issues or something. i can't even smoke marijuana.

>>5657029
it's cool I am the same
I don't feel so well so I'm going to bed too, hope i'll ttyl boo

btw it's Kassandra

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>>5657001
>>5657007

>>5656988
Maybe lay off the drugs for a while?

>>5657016
oh wow

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>>5657035
Kara.
Feel better bb.

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>>5657037

>>5657037

Ugh. I'm so jealous of Edie.. I have a huge crush on Sam and watch his videos all the time.

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>>5657032
>tfw still a massive druggie even years after leaving /cd/
420chan does leave its mark

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>>5657044

>>5657044
>>5657051
She strung him along so hardcore just for the attention. Edie truly is the thirstiest cunt on earth.

>>5657047
Where can I get some dank drugs?

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What's the average female knee joint circumference?

I just want to know if it sticks out a bit because I'm super duper underweight, or because the joint is hueg.

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>>5657038
thats probably a good idea

>>5657047
was never on 420chan, but yeah idg how else ppl deal

i eagerly await the advent of future chemicals that will elevate trans women to becoming functional adaptable human beings

>tfw no money for drugs

>>5657077
>not sucking dick for drug money

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>>5657059
It's harder in aus from what I've heard, but just asking around is what most people do, either that or get familiar with tor.

>>5657075
That chemical is called self confidence and self acceptance. Still working on those, but I'm hopeful that I won't need a crutch eventually. Drugs are great and all, but I don't feel like they -really- help in any sort of meaningful way, they're just a nice distraction.

>>5657078
>not sucking dicks for drugs

>>5657080
I dunno anyone like that
Guess I'll have to give up on my quest then

>>5657084
I woudl suck dick for mushrooms or ecstasy, but how am I supposed to find someone to trade fellatio for drugs?

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>>5657084
>not snorting drugs off dicks

>>5657044
>>5657051
damn sam was super pathetic before he got into lifting

>tfw therapist basically agrees you're a loser who can't do anything right and doesn't know what to tell you to do

>>5657080
>It's harder in aus from what I've heard
nah lol
I've got loads of drugs and everyone I know uses something.

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>>5657091
>tfw no one will let you snort drugs of their dick

>>5657080
It isn't hard at all. Germy is just a whinge bag like always.

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>>5657103
There are times where I feel like a bad influence, this is probably one of them.

>>5657095
Maybe I'm mistaken or maybe it's different than years back, I remember people on /mdma/ from Australia always complaining about shit and expensive pills.

>>5657103
>tfw finished the last of the blow and never got to try this with my bros

>>5657077
ill buy you food

i want cannabidiol or some sort of functional serenic. for myself and for a dart gun.

>>5657113
Have I been corrupted?

>>5657118
i have food

>tfw all this talk of dick only makes me super thirsty

Everytime I come here dick is brought up and then the thread spirals into talking about nothing but dick.

Fuck I need a boyfriend to do lewd things to me and let me worship his dick.

>tfw ywn catch the zika virus and give birth to a microencephelatic baby

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how does one sleep for 36 hours
>>5657122
sorry but no drugs for u pup

>>5657125
this is a bad feel

i want to genetically modify bed bugs to inject the world with high potency serenics. this is a plan.

tho really i prioritise trans women in being given sudden superhuman ability to not make a mess of themselves. my people come first.

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>>5657094
It's time to get a new therapist

I want to kiss a /mtfg/ girl

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>>5657121
Idk, did you ever think of doing blow off an erect penis before you came here? I'm a filthy degenerate, you'd do well not to follow my lead.

ahh wtf i just lactated

>>5657141
I started noticing a bit coming out a week ago, still not sure what to do

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Kiwi a cute!

>>5657137
this is good

>>5657141
HOT

>>5657145
fap
fag

>>5657137
they're all gone. we're all just dudes now. we don't know what happened. sorry, bro

>>5657146
kawaii

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>>5657123
I want to be Pope of the Church of Dick

>>5657139
Nah
You post the best ideas desu

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>>5657160
>listening to my ideas
I mean, I guess if you wanna be slutty then by all means. ;o;

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>>5657194
It's my goal :3

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gonna see what i can do now that pookie's banned
see if i have self control, at least until some things are better
##lalaloopsy

>>5657160
Dick needs no church, because everyone worships him anyway.
https://youtu.be/D3_JVH6SE4Q

>>5657160
I seriously need a dick in my life. A long uncircumcised dick attached to a ruggedly handsome man who likes to go rock climbing with me and doesn't mind my girltinkler

I'm pretty sure that I'll never meet that boy, but whatever

>>5657209
uh

>>5657215
>uncircumcised dick
Top tier taste m8

>>5657214
>tfw no dick to worship

>>5657215
Yeah, I reckon I couldn't get a bf simply because my appearance
Maybe I'll settle for fake dicks

>>5657215
scruffy chest and 3 day growth beard?

how would react if someone molested you in a public area /mtfg/?

>>5657231
i'd beat them to death with my giant ham fists

>>5657231
depends- most would like it if it were a pretty girl

>>5657231
Knee to the crotch then a slash to the throat...

>>5657231
>implying anyone would want to

>>5657228
Oh god yes please

I fucking love hairy men.

>>5657238
Aren't you dating a hon/chaser?

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>>5657231
Like my animus obviously :^)

>>5657242
noice
your taste confirmed top tier

>>5657247
Its too bad my taste doesn't count for anything. Nobody wants a piece of this :(

>>5657252
at least we will always have our dreams and eventually a vagina so that masturbation isn't distressing

>>5657238
Your crossdresser boyfriend wants to

>>5657263
you leave Raifu alone you piece of shit

>>5657262
I dont know even about that. I'm broke as fuck. I have no idea how I'm supposed to pay for SRS

So basically that leaves me with chasers as my best option.....

>>5657265
Raifu got out of that train wreck long ago luckily. I'm talking about Jormo's neckbeard boyfriend, he calls himself Lord Lily a name truly fitting for a crossdressing sissy.

tfw no bf to blow while he plays games

>>5657273
oh she's dating lilly now never mind

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>>5657263
I wish I had a crossdresser bf desu

>>5657288
>tfw no closet trans chaser bf

>>5657288
at least you have a cross dressing girlfriend
(you because you dress like a boy)

>>5657288
he was cuter before

>>5657287
All of the Sydney anons are gossiping about it.
>>5657288
Weren't you having sex in the bus together recently. You know the guy I mean your student that crossdresses. You confirmed what your stalkers posted was true.

>>5657289

No don't wish for that. Trust me I've been there. Done that. It's just bad for both parties involved.

>>5657288
I've been talking to a guy recently that does cd
He seems cool

>ywn get a reach around from Jormo's cd bf Lord Lilly
y liv desu

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i hate this

top disliked trips 2016?

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>>5657314
Kek poor anon

>>5657315
from most hated to hated
1, lily
2, Edie
3, Kayla
4, Eleanna
5, Korra
6, tishu
7, Gem
8, Kiwi
9, Robin
10, Amy

>>5657314
why is sonic being so lewd

>>5657323
>kayla not first
your lily/edie hate is showing

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>>5657314
>tfw none of that is rael

>>5657323
>disliking gem
Literally why?

>>5657323
>kayla not first
>no sheen
trip on kayla

>>5657315
Kayla
Konata
Kiwi
Yume
Elanna
Robin
CFH
Jormy
Montana

>>5657329
I dont get the edie hate. She's not mean or nasty. She just kinda knows shes a popular girl and flaunts it.

She responds to a lot of my posts and actually gives pretty good advice.

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>>5657326
she's trying to turn me straight

>>5657342

>Arm boners

Rofl

>>5657345
thats what happens when you cut your dick off

or maybe its the ftm boner where they take the arm skin to create the benis

>>5657341
bitter hons don't like happy people, that list confirms

liz.

/r9k/ is annoying me to no end holy shit I need a break. Can someone here adopt me?

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>>5657342
it sounds like its working

>>5657353
you called me a heel.

>>5657353
only if i get to eat you

>>5657354
thanks that picture fixed it

men are like decapitation: appealing in concept but disgusting and objectionable in reality

>>5657355

Loll I'm sorry I was just giving you the bantz, forgive me pumpkin.

>>5657356

You can eat me anytime bb and then leave me in the fridge until your roommate steals me.

>>5657362
you were just being completely wrong. anon told me to call you a loser, too. all is forgiven as long as you are willing to repent.

>>5657361
so you don't think him grabbing you by the hair as he slams into you with his super cock is hot?

>>5657341
Edie is mean and has a big mouth that she forgets to shut far too often. Some people worship that kind of personality and some people hate it.
Realistically every trip is a human but we turn them into one dimensional caricatures when we love or hate them. But they still have human flaws like Edie has some big flaws.

>>5657367
like not realising most people make in a week what she does in a day
or so she claims
she only comes here to brag

today for a moment i thought somebody wanted to talk to me, when i heard skype chat ring
but some random person sent me a virus link

>>5657366
>tfw ywn have your head lopped off, your body lewdly contorting and spurting as your face ahegaos in the pleasure of your last release
same difference

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Hey girls!

Just me, Ms. Whats-Her-Face McNoName dropping in erry'day until I become a regular.

Hows y'all doin?

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>>5657378
Get out now while you still can.

whats jörmy's name on facebook?

>>5657384
Jake Gibbons

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>>5657383
I physically cannot.

Getting affirmation from anonymous trannies on an anime image board is somehow extremely important to me.

I don't understand it myself. Help me.

what are you waiting to kill yourself?

>>5657365

You're just a precious fragile little glass ornament aren't you? Well you tell anon I'm very sorry for calling you a professional wrestler villain and that I didn't mean a word of it.

>>5657398
ww3
any day now

>>5657395
Sorry bud
you're here forever
Welcome to the club

>>5657398
i may buy a gun this or next week
whats a good weapon to kill myself?

>>5657412
a relationship

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>>5657407
Thank you! I'll do my best ma'am!

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>>5657395
It's too late then, you're one of us now. Now, to wait for that positive affirmation to slowly give way to the combined hatred of an entire board as more of your personal flaws are exposed, slowly but surely turning this place into your own personal form of hell. Trip fagging is great.

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>>5657418

>>5657405
physically, yes. but nothing more.

>>5657418
whats a good weapon to kill myself?

>>5657437
A Relationship.

>>5657412
a deer slug to the roof of your mouth pointed at your brain
or an injection of potassium chloride saline solution (mix a tablespoon together with a syringe full of hot water, let cool to body temp)

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>>5657426
It's okay! Corruption is my fetish, so I might be into that!

I'll make all of you proud!

How do I stop my mom from coughing for 2 minutes so I can sleep?

>>5657453
>Corruption is my fetish
oh man, she doesn't like top tier fetish's like Timestop mindbreak
>>5657456
slip her the tongue

>>5657456

Cut her balls off

>>5657458
>slip her the tongue
lmao
>>5657456
I thought you were banned?

>>5657412
Time.

>>5657456
Get a nice big towel and put on some water to boil use the towel to hold over her head as she breathes in the water vapors.

When she gets in bed after feeling all comfy. Use a pillow to suffocate her.

I actually had a masturbation session so intense that my pyjamas are like dripping wet from sweat.
#justagpthings

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>tfw no qt gf to beat into a corner, choke semi-conscious, slap lucid then facefuck and piss down her throat
Being AGP is suffering.

>>5657461
its not working

>>5657443
i have never had anybody who loves me and neither i have ever loved anybody.

>>5657445
im not sure, i want to be as clean as possible, but i dont want to risk that it may work. I tried to overdose on antidepressants twice, once i end up in the clinic and the second i end up throwing up for a week and headache

>>5657468
if you can leave out the pissing, sign me up

>>5657458
But she sleeps on her belly
>>5657459
But she's cis
>>5657460
Shhh
>>5657464
Okay, thanks anon!
>>5657468
That's what I want but with my gf haha
Oh well she's too sweet and nice to ever do that

>>5657474
literally the worst person who could have responded to this lmao

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>>5657471
>implying relationships are about love
oh anon you pure soul

>>5657468
This is degenerate as fuck and I like it

>tfw 6'3" genuinely sweet, nerdy guy who you like and find really attractive feels the same about you

how long do you think it'll take for me to fuck this one up? i'm taking bets tbqh lmao

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>>5657453
Ganbatte OhPee, be the tripfag attentionwhore that you want to be

>>5657480
60 years of happy marriage

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>>5657468

>>5657474
What did you get banned for?
>>5657480
I'll give it a month!

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>tfw insomnia

>>5657488
>tfw netflixomnia

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>>5657490
>tfw still haven't activated my netflix subscription from christmas

>>5657475
Oh.
Why
Are you who I'm thinking of?
>>5657486
What do you think silly
>>5657488
s: that sucks sorry Kiwi

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>>5657459
>>5657466
>>5657468

a-actually maybe I should go you guys...I...just remembered something...

>>5657471
Have you tried more time?

>>5657494

Are you thinking of LEWD things.

Lewd is literally in my tripcode

>>5657493
Did you post lewds or sumthing?
I missed it I just read you'd been banned

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>>5657493
it's all your fault pookie
gosh darnit

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>>5657488
>tfw too strung out on uppers to sleep

>>5657494
wait! we haven't talked about fucking dogs yet!

>>5657494
No, stay a while, share it with the rest of us ;)

>>5657488
>tfw couldn't sleep now have work in an hour and half

I will try to sleep
Its 7am and im depressed again

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>>5657484

i wishhh. he is like.... husband material... but i always mess things up lmao

>>5657486

ur on

>>5657488

iktf
y u up

>>5657499
>Did you post lewds or something
Nope, ppl don't really get banned for that, just their post deleted.
>>5657500
I'm sorry ;-;
>>5657508
Gnight friend

>>5657501
>tfw too infatuated with Elanna to sleep

>>5657510
WHAT DID YOU DO????
PLS I MUST KNOW ;_;

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>>5657501
>tfw all i have is downers
>>5657506
ganbatte e-kun-chan
>>5657509
i had a huge glass of iced coffee at like 3am, probably a bad idea tbhonest
>>5657510
i'll forgive you for $20 desu

>>5657510
I have got banned twice, i think both were for encouraging suicide
Or one was for posting pictures cutting myself, im not sure, dont remember

>>5657509
you get bored easily and keep changing thhngs up edie

>>5657515
Anon you are maximum edge
>>5657509
Just b urself :)

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>>5657468
>>5657474
>>5657493
i am literally laughing out loud right now

t. impartial observer

>>5657513
Underage silly
>>5657514
Mailing it to you now senpai
>>5657515
>encouraging suicide
You can get banned for that? Huh
Surprised I haven't been banned for posting my cuts then

>>5657526
But I don't get it, senpai

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>>5657511
Anon please ;_;
I'm almost entirely sure you could do better than me.

>>5657514
I get free coffee at work tho, so I've got that

>>5657528
i'm calming her down irl don't worry about it lol

>>5657528
Ohhh sorry I didn't even know you were, I'll keep that between us then

>>5657541
meant for
>>5657532

>>5657535
Stop putting yourself down!
Seriously, you are a nice lady