Head pats edition
If you ever meet another transgirl make sure to give her a head pat!
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww8t2Oe
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg
Previous thread >>5654654
You can't just head pat all your problems away, anon, it's not healthy.
*LADIES THAT READ THIS PAY ATTENTION, *
we have to put in work in 2015 to keep these men satisfied, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR HAIR DONEHAVE TO HAVE YOUR NAILS RIGHTYOU BETTER WEAR THOSE HEELS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE PAINFULYOU HAVE TO WEAR THOSE SEXY TIGHT CLOTHES THAT DRIVE HIM WILDHAVE TO WEAR GOOD QUALITY MAKEUP, at the end of the day we wanna see that look on a guy's face that says "I WANT THAT TO BE MINE"We want these men to walk around with chin up showing everyone that they have the BADDEST CHICK in town.... All this takes TIME, MONEY, EFFORT, & PAIN that we have to do ourselvesWITH THAT SAID don't give a dude the time of day that isn't gonna put in effort too, if he says dinner is too serious HES A BOY WITH COMMITMENT ISSUES...He think he getting it easy with drinks cause if your not what he likes he didn't waste too much of his time or Money ... Yet you wasted all kinds of money on your hair, nails, & makeup which is more then drinks or dinner... & most of the time we are not into the guy... We can go to a bar by ourselves & men will line up to buy us drinks we don't need to meet up with some1 to do that for us. You will know a mans into you when he will do what ever it takes to spend time with you, he will put in effort tooYour only what you put up with, don't complain when your man doesn't put forth anything in a relationship, because you welcomed it in the beginning when you didn't require anything from him... LET IT GO MOVE ON... Because there are PLENTY OF MEN IN THE WORLD WHO WILL CHERISH A REAL WOMEN
BEING TRANS (the best of both worlds) I know what you ladies crave & desire from all the girl talk & sista to sista convos we have ... But also being that I was born male I understand the needs and mind set of a man & know how to find out exactly what every man needs & give it to them effortlessly ...
we must fight this establishment called mtfg and brick every trip and gas every anon i don't like!
*Fades away into dust*
But yeah it really seems like only a few people only get remembered here in good ways. Still a few cool people trickling in or back though and all.
Okayy! I understand, I'm totally the same way >< As for my night, I've just been spending a few hours helping a friend out and kinda mentally exhausted now, I need to do more days of pretty just for the sake of it, feels like I only put it all on when I'm going out anymore so I never get to try anything new as well. Boring as well though for short answer~ XD
>When someone tries to interact with me irl
I wish I was a pale goddess like Paige though.
>Fuck that sounds awful, I hope you're doing better now anon
not really, i gave up on the idea of transitioning, I dont make money anymore, my parents hate me, I lose my friends when I came out, and Im not even transitioning.
>another kayla's fanfic
oy will this ever stop
> coming out before you start transitioning
and they call me crazy...
Is it because of the cinemagraph nature? Or is it because it reminds you of your life somehow?
come join me sis, we will make mtfg great again!
If there's a difference between anime and real life, I don't want to know about it.
That's the neat things about cinemagraphs, they feature places or events in which you expect to see a lot of backround activity, but instead the subject is ridiculously overemphasized by literally making everything else a backround.
I can make anything a reaction.
Even Donald Trump
>Why did you stop transitioning? I'm sorry if I'm asking so much, you don't have to answer if you don't want to, really. I'm afraid what you said might be my future too :( nice trips at least
I doubt its your future. Im from south america.
>watching dollface on cam
Being a chaser is one thing but good god man or transbian at least get some taste. Dollface looks and sounds like a gay man in drag. Have you ever seen her without lots of makeup on? Probably not cuz she looks like a dirty Mexican rat on heroin.
you are just jealous cuz he's more feminine than you, hon :^)
why wont anyone let me rape them abloobloobloo
But you want to hang onto the pre-Jenner transtrenders?
What makes someone a transtrender, anyhow?
>pass super well
>look better then most of the girls at work
>manger outs me to them
>girls make make catty remarks saying "oh well she wouldn't know anything about periods haha"
>say to them "yeah it must sting knowing this fake girl looks better then all of you AND doesn't have to deal with the bs that is periods : )"
>"sucks to be you girls haha" then walk away smiling
That must've hurt because they never said another bad thing to me.
>tfw had my penis removed because I wanted to fit in with a temporary, beanie babies -esque trend
l m a o
you go anon-kun. that's amazing desu lol
now post pics
Die cis scum types. Kids who think it's cool and trendy to be different. The types who normally would go through that little "I'm special somehow" phase alone suddenly have the internet to back up their fantasies and who actively encourages it.
Example: Back when I was in 7th grade (Or maybe 9th grade, who knows) there was this porkopolips kid who was always at the pool between 17 and 19, who knows. And he was autistic as fuck. He thought he could make DBZ energy attacks. I kind of flew wingman with him because it was briefly amusing to talk to him but got his ass out of trouble when he did a kamehameha in the pool and splashed a bunch of black kids who were playing. They got their big bros who tried beating him up and it was only me explaining that the kid wasn't right in the head (I said he had the mind of a 5 year old) that kept him from being beaten.
Now imagine that kind of special snowflake being given unlimited access to the internet. They see being trans is cool, and you get people like chris chan.
i used to want periods so i could feel more like a girl
i want less and less as i transition more
i guess in most ways i feel validated or something
or at least what i need for myself
just voice would be cool i guess
>They see being trans is cool, and you get people like chris chan.
Don't be jelly of chris-chan's transition progress.
>He thought he could make DBZ energy attacks. I kind of flew wingman with him because it was briefly amusing to talk to him but got his ass out of trouble when he did a kamehameha in the pool and splashed a bunch of black kids who were playing.
Who said anything about politics? I used die cis scum girl as an example of a trenstrender because she was, in fact, a trenstrender who actually detransitioned and admitted that it was "All just a phase"
What are some mandatory watch transgender YouTube videos?
>tfw ugly disgusting freak
>tfw no one
>tfw no hrt
>tfw not dead
does it get better?
Yeah go fuck yourself.
I don't even know who you are but you seem really bitter.
I'll pray for you hon
Makes me wonder how long it will be until Chris chan gets bored of this and moves onto something else again.
>at work semi-passing, but don't pass to colleagues because i worked there since before transition
>completely unbidden, fat female colleague says 'hey if you want to look more like a girl, maybe try straightening your hair'
>i say 'hey thanks for the tip, if you want to look more like a human, put down the fork'
>she laughs and thinks i'm joking around
>she says i'm lucky i don't get periods
>i do get periods, i'm intersex, they're usually just irregular and horrible
>end up venting to an older milfy colleague
>she says she has polycystic ovaries and knows how i feel having to deal with fighting excess body hair and having irregular periods, she said she had a nine year gap between the last two
>feel better and get on with my shift
>the fat girl is nice but in a patronising way to me and objectifies my body because how can a man's body be like this its not fair stop touching my boobs
>mfw i have more in common with a detransing ftm
>mfw i'm filing a grievance against fatty mc tatties for general harassment and sexual harassment
LMAO THIS GUY IN THE COMP LAB MADE A MIXTAPE. WE'RE ALL HERE LAUGHING AT IT.
LISTENING TO THIS SHIT
AHAHAHAHA THERE'S AN 8-MILE ONE
omg i love black people sometimes
same as kayla they will just keep on going and never get bored. that's autism for ya
>he liked tall girls because it made him feel more dominant.
wait wait wait, i want to get into that mindset. doesn't it make a guy feel more dominant when he's with short girls? this is the first time i hear a thing like this
we're all just in the computer lab dying.
we don't even know eachother for the most part.
everyone's just dying laughing.
it's so fucking cringe
he keeps playing songs. it's getting worse and worse.
basically pic related
>tfw 3 guys to pick from for valentines day
>feel so misleading bcus i dont want to date them
>probs end up staying home alone anyways bcus hate my awkward self
i'm just a qt boy who wants to be a pretty girl trying not to get beat up.
i'm already suspect lmao.
are you trying to get me murdered?
Does anyone else get sick with body aches and fever at least once a month? It was so bad today I thought I might go to the hospital. I've never felt so sick in my life and this literally has happened once a month, every month, since July.
Someone told me it might be HRT since they had a friend with hormone issues that the same thing would happen to. The problem is I started my job at the library the very same day I started HRT so I don't know if it's the constant exposure to children and their gross books (which I've never dealt with before) or if it's both due to HRT weakening my immune or something crazy like that.
I mentioned it to my endo but he just brushed it off as nothing.
hey cheer up. here's a better version of that gif.
>Not having an option to kill her, drain her blood, and offer it to the villagers to save them all from dying of thirst.
anon pls ;_;
dayyuum thats the realest shit ever
All day. Sometimes it starts at night, sometimes I wake up with it in the morning.
Today it started around 3 p.m. so I went home, around 7 p.m. I was looking up urgent care clinics and realized I didn't feel safe to drive myself there.
lmao have you heard the 8-mile one? literallly r9k tier cringe. i'm in fucking tears
i get the exact same symptoms if i fuck up my eating schedule. i have to eat a high protein breakfast or i risk feeling achy,sick,cold, and horrible for up to like 2 or 3 days.
i doubt you have that though.
You're in the desert. You look down, and see Kayla wearing a tortoise shell crawling on the ground. You reach over and flip her on her back. You see her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Why is that?
if we assume he's some guy with issues then you are probably right but what >>5656098 says sounds more plausible because it gives the guy some sense of accomplishment he can later brag about to his frat bros
>You offer her a bit of drinking water with the intention of charging her money for it later
Oh god, I wrote an essay in response to a post. Fucking hell, I need to know when to stop typing.
Maybe try asking your GP or something if your endo just brushes it off. Or go full neat-freak modo and use hand sanitizer religiously, and drinking Emergen-C daily to see if it prevents it from exposure.
Please, the most slutting I do it occasionally hitting on the one qt boy coworker of mine who's really supportive, or being unafraid to adjust my bra when he's around.
you done did gottem good.
Who wants to go to Somalia?
get im out of here! gas all anons, trip war now
Thanks, yeah that's the plan. Obviously I'm pretty desperate and a bit delusional if I turn to 4chan for medical advice. I can't find anything online so I thought maybe others experienced it and thought it was just them. I don't know.
That's extremely possible. I have terrible eating habits.
I've definitely made an effort to keep vitamin C up and I use sanitizer all day since it's everywhere at work. Second opinion is definitely happening.
I asked my gp about similar shit years ago but she wasn't sure what it could be, but explicitly kind of muttered something about not being sure HRT should trigger any sort of cyclical thing.
It's just one more weirdness I guess. Get a second opinion if you can though.
about six months but it varies person to person tbqh
its me, i used to trip but trips are for fags and desu i mainly just greentext, troll kayla and help people negotiate the shitty british medical system to get HRT, self med advice etc, i don't ERP so theres no point in using a tripcode
mangina pls, you use this joke every time and it wasn't funny once. the surgeons really done you in this time and now you are missing the entire brain, poor fella i still love you though
Thanks! Feels... great.
idk my family history looks like high cholesterol I guess. Idk if I'm any more thirsty than anyone else. I do always have some kind of drink with me through out the day though.
here ya go m8
you better not fap to my pics you perverted monster or i am going to brick you good
Despite you being a complete asshat, that wasn't me.
If you want to be a try hard, I suggest you go to r9k or b. They seem to be more on your speed.
it could just be fatigue, hrt takes it out of you, after a few days of long shifts i get grateful for a day off as i ache all over like i'm gonna get the flu but it never comes to anything and next day i'm fine. get more sleep, maybe?
it's called hypoglycemia, it's basicially really bad drops in blood sugar levels.
my mom has pre diabeties and my dad's side also has history. Ever since i was like....16? i've had to deal with it. only a few years ago did i learn how to deal with it.
it sounds like hypoglycemia desu. to be sure. keep in mind of when you are eating so next time it happens you know if it was around the same time you missed a meal or two.
Shhh mangoo, calm down baby, it's okay. You take me for a chump who just discovered America but that's not the case, okay? Everyone here doesn't know the full story about you only that you talk to people like an angel who never did any wrong but I was here when the doxxes started, I was here when you doxed people, pulled a kayla like you licked butthole of every trip here just like you do now while attacked dollface and everyone else as anon. I was there, okay? You are part of the establishment and once everyone knows what a troubled two-faced snake you are I will gas you and finally make mtfg great again.
i don't know that but i know that korra would make the best denzel washington double tbqh
Your sarcasm is awful.
I really hope you seek a better outing Konata.
he's like 3xs darker than me tho. . . .plus im not attractive at all. r u high?
No you guys are mean to me. I'm gonna stay here in my baby safe space play pen with the weird foot fetishists and diaper lovers.
Yes I had the pic pre loaded in my inventory slot just for depth grovelers like you. I also love attention unironically.
Ask Robin about eggs.
Aw I thought Banks had taken the blue pill finally, you must be some other Robin derivative I'm unaware of.
ages even . hm mostly good for me. I finally started hrt like 2 - 3 months ago and found a job i like too. school is going about as well as ever
it's kind of heartbreaking how impressional literal children and niggers are. if i could turn back time, i would never have posted that image. hell, maybe threads would actually have meaningful content. probably not.
i said please. that hurts. you shouldn't put down your superiors.
look i respect you and love you but you are way over your head if you believe people just forgot about your past. you were a shitty shitty kid back then and that's just gotta bite you in your flat ass someday. like now
who are you quoting
i'm not who you think i am, you dropkick.
cant say i blame you i p much did the same. I sometimes come here to pop in for a few mins but realistically ive quit coming here
I'm very disappointed that drama isn't happening at this moment actually. I want to interact with the Kayla in zir's natural habitat and hear their demented laughter and imagine the twisted looney toon style cartoons that must be playing on permanent loop in zir's head. I can only hope one day we can meet and ride dirt bikes together and eat all the microwaved hot dogs under the sun.
I've had this since my early teens at least. At it's worse, I'll get such an overwhelming migraine (lots of photosensitivity) I'll actually just throw up my empty stomach.
Haven't had it in the last month of Spiro + seldom red meat though. And not the first time I've noticed the red meat correlation.
I knew this guy once who would tell everyone that he was grossed out by feet so that his naive friends would taunt him with theirs thinking they were messing with him when in fact the entire time he was hiding a massive rod in his jeans brimming with pre ejaculate.
So basically that's you you liar. Where does the lying end?
I'd love to except I would have Kayla played by the beautiful Jennifer Lawrence. Honestly I get those two mixed up constantly they look so much alike.
I wouldn't mind meeting them for the experience provided I had all my escape routes planned accordingly.
>haven't gone to the bathroom today
>haven't even farted
>go to the bathroom
>skid marks on panties
>been carrying around shit for who knows how long today
>mfw literally worked with shit in my butt
How in the fucking wot to I not fucking notice this shit.
that's old news though.
it's not exactly lying. i mean, yes, i can appreciate feet, but only if i am in a relationship with the person. i don't get any sexual benefit from strangers in any regards. simply put if i don't love someone romantically, i don't find them sexually appealing physically.
The way you don't capitalize any of the letters in your post leads me to believe you've been huffing paint your entire life.
>Honestly I get those two mixed up constantly they look so much alike.
no i just refuse to shift my attitude unless i'm typing :').
Not joking. Kayla is a fucking babe I'd play Vice City with zie any ol day of the week.
I know right I'm sorry to trigger such a strong psychosomatic reaction in you. I can't click on the thumbnail without my mouth watering involuntarily. It's torture.
That's very self absorbed of you.
>tfw I'm a slut and post hella lewd pictures and hand them out like candy on halloween
>never shown my face
>have IRL friends that have probably seen me naked
I know there are at least 15-20 men that have masturbated to me at least. Its kinda hot, but also I'm thankful I didn't ever post my face with them cause that shit sticks around forever especially in a community as small as the trans community.
>tfw your gf gets a cold
>you get cough syrup with her
>find it kind of weird it wasnt multisymptom bc she's not even really coughing
>tfw just found out she probably just got it for dxm
the drug doesnt even bother me
i-i just feel lied to :(
But Jen is so ugly and next to kayla a total cavemanish hon! Kayla should be played by someone actually attractive, just my two cents.
Also I want a part in that movie of yours and want Lena Dunham to play me because she's very beautiful on the inside and that's what all counts.
I'm never going to pass as female, and I don't even look like a cute boy, I look like a man with tits. And if I ccan't pass as a girl then I don't want this, and I don't know why Robin couldn't be honest with me that I wasn't going to make it.
She can talk shit to me, I fucking deserve it
Don't worry I was only planning on mashing my unerect gt into their disgusting hairy ass. No penetration so I get to keep my gold star tru trans never-got-a-boner 100% gurl card and self menstruating inverse strapon.
Jen is so pretty, but you're right it wouldn't make sense having a white girl play an indian. I'll get Brittany Murphy to play you in the movie it's all good.
Is being a heel and life's trashcan part of your online persona?
10 months now. It's not dysphoria, I can seem to make a flattering enough picture that has mtfg think I'm cute and can pass but in reality I haven't been gendered female since I was like 16 and hadn't even hit puberty in full.
Is this why you shot me down the other day?
That was cold and bitter but I kinda get why you said it when you said it now.
don't take mtfg too seriously mosty it has this really until alistic standard of what passes and what doesn't and for some reason encouraging someone and giving compliments is frowned upon as hugboxxing. take what you see here with a grain of salt. don't give it up 10 months is barely starting. here take a look at this chart to see how gradual hrt works.
the girls that pass after a few months are the outliers not the norm. hang in there u still have a bit more to go! we all have up and down days its important to keep on pushing till the finish line