Hi /lgbt/.
I'm a young gay virgin but I'm too scared for sex because I don't look good enough naked. When I get /fit/, my skin clears up, and I keep body hair off, I might do it someday.
How do I make my poos and toots smell more delightful, so they aren't like rotting garbage? How do I make my inside butt have no smears and streaks even after I drop the browns off at the super bowl?
I'm phrasing my above inquiries like a retard because there's just no way to ask these questions with a serious dialog, even though I'm 100% serious. Sides are in orbit tho.
OP is a faggot
OP is a faggot.
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>>5654769
Stop
>>5654769
Eat better, and don't fart in front of people.
>>5654769
>When I get /fit/
When means never.
Just do it.
On your other questions:
Didn't they gave you the gay guidebook handed out to all young new homosexuals?
Because if not, GOOGLE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND.