mtfg - sleepy edition

inb4 someone already made one

>tfw you know you will never transition and you will eventually have to 'clock off'

>>5653529
>tfw gonna eat then sleep

>>5653535
You could always kill yourself, js

>>5653515
The thing is though, we're not talking about sex work. We're talking about how disconnected you are from the problems of real people, and the varying capabilities of people who aren't you.

You literally just... posted a blog about escorting in response to me primarily telling you that your outlook is wrong.
And you.. prove it, without realizing it yourself, by literally asking the wrong questions, with the wrong outlook, and now you're drifting off topic.
It's.. very frustrating because you don't seem to be getting me.
I tried.

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>tfw your mom spoils you in a lot of ways
>buys me lunch
>gives me a bunch of her aromas
>buys me cute stuff like necklaces every now and then
>buys me feminine clothes
>gives me an allowance on top of all that

based mom

>>5653517
Did you not understand what I said? I said the society's opinion isn't necessitated by mine, but I only happen to align with theirs. Learn to read better? Nobody in their right minds sees us as real women.

The only thing you're talking about is intersex now, which isn't applicable to myself. I'm aware transgenderism is a neurological disorder, so I don't see why you're bringing that up like I didn't know it? Are you intersex or do you just like to advocate for them? I'm guessing you're not and you're just grasping.

>>5653544
that's what i mean by clock off, dipshit

>>5653549
>someone tries to explain to edie why people think shes shallow
>she changes subject and misses the point entirely
nothing new bro we've all tried, move along don't waste any more time.

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>mfw posted a picture of myself in my moms dress and one /r9K/ guy said he would sleep with me

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>>5653544

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>>5653527
>You are that bitter old hon that only lives through the internet and can't stand anyone else being happy
why should anyone be happy if I can't be?

>>5653550
so sweet!
my mom gives me perfume samples, its gr8

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>tfw people say you pass but you don't

>>5653544
>>5653535
>tfw you'd kill yourself but you would just fail at that too

>>5653558
im happy right now

>>5653550
>tfw I'm 19 years old and my dad still makes me lunch for when I get home
I haven't really "came out" about all this transgender stuff yet.

I'm hoping they won't be too mad.

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>>5653515
the amount of brag in this post
have you never read some of your own posts to yourself? holy crap

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>>5653550
Cool.

>>5653567
Edie is a delusional friendless loser, ignore her

>tfw no tranny gf to be my live-in maid

>>5653571
Good call friend

>>5653554
Link or repost it.

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>>5653566
Aww so sweet! Sounds like a good dad anon, I think it will go well c: My mom still cooks for me and my dad gives me rides all the time.

>>5653559
Moms can be really caring!

>>5653568
cookiebite.jpg

>>5653558
Guess what people pass and they're happy. They have great lives and it's not because they're rich or beautiful it's because they're not bitter old hons that demand everyone else be as miserable as them. You're pathetic and we all laugh at you.

Anybody would like to play sc2 lotv later?

>>5653558
The world doesn't revolve around you?

Speaking of which, super happy today!

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I have been crying nonstop for the last few hours. I felt like America just rejected becoming great again. The sjws won ;-:


I mean we have hope because we get one last shot at this, but I fear my beloved God-Emperor is no more. I know sanders or the cunt will demand guns now. I am just really sad. Not even compiling the gcc tool chain from source has kept me from feeling this sad.

;_;

America will never be great again.

>>5653549
This.

Honestly, a LOT of people here suffer from the same kind of whatever mystery disease they have that makes them totally unable to see the contrast in their lives compared to others.

Pookie, Ricky, Edie, ect. These 3 for fucking sure, regularly shit up the threads with delusion.
Pookie regularly bitches about being a boy and not being girly or cute when she's better off than a lot of us.
Ricky does the exact same thing and wonders why she gets told to fuck off.
It's literally compliment fishing. They know they're cuter and more passable than a lot of us and that many people here are lonely and insecure enough to kiss their asses in hopes of receiving friendship.

Fuck. Ya'll some terrible ass niggas. Ya heard?

>>5653552
i'm sorry, i've never heard that expression before

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>>5653549

you literally said 'did you ever think that people besides you might not be able to make a career out of selling their body' and went on to say that i assume that people have the same capabilities that i do regarding sex work, and i responded by saying that they do, because....they do. sex work is sex work. it all pays very well. people just choose not to delve into that for obvious reasons. which is totally fine, but others having the ability to do so...that's not an inaccurate assumption on my part. so how am i the one disconnected from that?

you framed everything as if i shouldn't talk about some things because other people don't have the financial capabilities that i do because of what i do versus the money they make, and i'm telling you that you should be glad that you didn't, or don't have to do what i do to survive at all, and that if you aren't happy about what you do for work and you want to do make the money i do....then you can. but frankly when i see my escorting friends regularly making 500~1000$ a client and making 2000~3000$ a day i don't envy what they had to do to get it.

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I had a good day

>>5653581
N-no

>>5653604
Yay for good days~ What happened Maddie?

>>5653608
DO IT

>>5653602
Dumb cunt can't even read peoples posts in context.
I am not surprised at all you said you can't get close to anyone last thread. You ain't enough of a real human to deserve closeness.

I have tried to look as feminine as possible for the last 5 years.
Lately I dont feel feminine at all, I look myself in the mirror and realize how my body and face have been getting worse.
I think its time to cut off my long hair and grow up.
I wish I could had start hormones sooner.

>>5653590
>They have great lives and it's not because they're rich or beautiful it's because they're not bitter old hons that demand everyone else be as miserable as them.
they have great lives because they all look like pretty girls. Passing by default means life becomes automatically better and livable. However not passing means suicide and its all because I can't have money to force my body to pass. So basically passers hands are stained with the blood of every tranny that kills herself because she wasn't afforded the opportunities passers have.
I can't will my chin or nose or forehead to be tiny, I can't make my hands and shoulders smaller, I can't make my scars or body hair dissapear. I am fucked. I am on the dark side of transition, I am the kind that hrt did nothing for and I am suffering for it.

>>5653602
hey dude i just wanted to tell you youre really dumb
and have tunnel vision like a motherfucker

If one is looking for an actual relationship with an mtf person with both sex and dates rather than just casual hook-ups... where should they go?

>>5653604
What happened? I had a good day as well.

>>5653615
I think you need floral dresses, anon.

>>5653611
/blush

>>5653602
How fucking delusional are you?
or are you really just stupid?
Are you both delusional and stupid? That's my best guess

>>5653622
try pubs or something. I have to lay off the alchohol for a while but man is it fun getting tipsy..

>tfw will nevr get high and cuddle with qt neighbor

;_;

>>5653599
You better 'bug out' to your fallout shelter quickly.

>>5653631
You can't expect some who has done nothing but camwhore her whole life to have any perspective of the real world.

>>5653631
Yes, she is
I tried REALLY hard to get through to her.

>>5653622
My okcupid profile
>>5653623
>>5653610
Nothing particularly amazing, just a normal day. Feels great desu. Days when I just get to feel like nothing more than an absolutely normal woman are amazing. Had a great class today, got some work done, chatted with friends, not dysphoric today. Just a normal, satisfying weekday

>>5653602
Edie I want you to calm down and take a real, in depth look at what these anons are posting about you

Many, MANY people are telling you you have huge perception issues. Listen to us for fucks motherfucking sake, Jesus Goddamn Christ.

>>5653625
no

>>5653629
Post it now.

And then blush more as you get told by anons that they'd impale your insides so hard that you walk funny.

>>5653641
It's FUCKING INFURIATING when she tries to act like she DOES have perspective.

Seriously, what a dumb fucking bitch.

>>5653644
>just a normal day
i had the same, they are few and far between but they are amazing when they happen

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>>5653613

there's a difference between not being able to get close to people, and not wanting to/pushing people away. i have plenty of close friends but they're relationships that i've had for 5+ years.

>>5653620
>>5653616
>>5653631
>>5653652

the problem is that literally all i'm getting out of this is that i should assume that everyone is ugly, unpassable, broke, and deserve pity. and i don't really choose to believe that. is that the case though...?

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c'mon guys

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Everyone here: What's your location and do you view it as shit or is it okay? Where would you ideally want to live?

>>5653662
everyone has a perspective though. no need to get triggered over it

>>5653666
>the problem is that literally all i'm getting out of this is that i should assume that everyone is ugly, unpassable, broke, and deserve pity. and i don't really choose to believe that. is that the case though...?
yes, most people post here because this is where ugly people can be at peace

>>5653666
>the problem is that literally all i'm getting out of this is that i should assume that everyone is ugly, unpassable, broke, and deserve pity. and i don't really choose to believe that. is that the case though...?

You dumb bitch. The problem is you don't realize that the very fact that THAT's the only thing you're getting out of this, is a red flag that you have fucking perception problems.

How many times do 5+ people have to tell you?

>>5653668
>australia
>it's neither here nor there
>six feet under

>>5653599
Please cross the pond and help us drive back the muslim hordes.
Reconquista 2.0

>>5653666
>the problem is that literally all i'm getting out of this is that i should assume that everyone is ugly, unpassable, broke, and deserve pity. and i don't really choose to believe that. is that the case though...?

>yes, most people post here because this is where ugly people can be at peace

Edie lol you're so fucking disconnected from reality. I hope all your loved ones die of terminal illness.

>>5653668
Southern California, its shit, I want to move to Seattle, Vancouver,or Portland, or Humboldt

>>5653554
>Tfw I post a voice clip on /v/ and people start telling me I'm cute and they'd fuck me.
woah

>>5653668
california
good, minus the cost and summer weather
might want to move somewhere even cozier when im more independent and can bring my girlfriend with me

>>5653674
i feel like a lot of people here aren't ugly and are just depressed or upset

>>5653674
I'm not ugly, I look like an animu girl?

>>5653644
Do any of your students want to plunder your bp?

>>5653644
If I'm topping you then can I touch your dick or no touch?

>>5653668
Arizona. It's not as bad as you'd think. People just keep to themselves here as a general rule. I would want to live somewhere like northern Europe or maybe trannyland would be interesting, I've always been curious why so many move to Portland/Seattle area.

>>5653666
ITT:
How to know when someone isn't really taking responses seriously and to disregard them:

Do you include multiple points in a post and they focus on only one thing they think they're right about, and utterly ignore everything else?

Drop that fucking conversation immediately. It'll go nowhere.

Thank you for being such a golden example of someone with a double digit IQ, Edie.
All the niggas with trip digits been thinking this shit ever since you popped up on /soc/.

You need to wake up to what real people think about you, a fake person.

>>5653680
I see.

>>5653688
Why Humboldt? That seems random out of the list.

>>5653691
Alright.

>>5653668
Australia, I'm pretty happy with it. I have lots of friends and the girl I love is here.

Anderson Cooper is pretty hot

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>>5653704
>Do you include multiple points in a post and they focus on only one thing they think they're right about, and utterly ignore everything else?
LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THIS GEN

all the observers that are treating mtfg like a sitcom (as they should) know it too

>>5653688
You never been to any of those places. You have no idea what they are like.


>>5653701
Arizona has God tier gun laws and that is about it. I guess if I was into suburbs it would be cool

>>5653683
i need to save murica first

>>5653668
I live in SoCal, I think it is cool and shitty at the same time

I would ideally like to live in a world were Trump won the 2016 election and we deported all the illegals, Muslims and purged the sjws in the great day of the rope.

>>5653691
>>5653695

>i feel like a lot of people here aren't ugly and are just depressed or upset

i am a walking proof not everyone is ugly here. i can at least speak for myself.

- DIY transitioned at 15
- look better than most cis girls
- have a dreamboat cis boyfriend who's openminded
- 5'7 / 135lbs
- literally perfect
- have the money to spend on quality beauty protects
- expecting srs when i graduate from college this summer

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>>5653668
Greece
kill me senpai

>>5653708
Dude. I think you're about as big a lowlife as Piers Morgan.

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>>5653706
Its a laid back as fuck town on the north coast of cali, not crowded and peaceful
here is the first google image to pop up about it

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>>5653699

>>5653696
doubtful, they're mostly women

>>5653720
Eyy Ricky-boo!!!

>>5653716
>not everyone here is ugly
>transitioned at 15
>TRANSITIONED AT 15
>including yourself as part of 'everyone'

You're not one of us, you fulfilled piece of shit. Get lost.

>>5653716
>DIY transitioned at 15
...How?

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apparently not seeing as i was just told that i was right >>5653674
>>5653687

>>5653704

honestly the posts i grouped together other than kayla's just said 'r u dumb, or r u dumb!?' which literally goes nowhere. so i'd question who's the one with the double digit IQ. or reading comprehension i guess lmao
what's the point i'm apparently missing if other people agreed that what i was getting out of it was correct? or is everyone just projecting different ideologies and i'm expected to understand every single one without anyone explaining it

>>5653716
>doesn't have a time stamped pic
XD

>>5653722
But you don't even know me.
And I'm not endorsing cooper particularly, just saying, he looks pretty good.

>>5653715
Yeah suburbs aren't bad down here but I could see how bad Phoenix was to drive through after that one day of being there.

Concealed carry automatically legal for rifles at 18 and handguns at 21 is pretty fucking hilarious though can't lie.

Also I remember reading that like, the only knife that illegal in this state is a ballistic knife?

>>5653715
>You never been to any of those places. You have no idea what they are like.
Fuck you, its not like I want to be poor and not afford to check out those places, you have no right even responding to me let alone talking shit on my dreams. You may be a spoiled brat but I have never been on a airplane ride in my life and its a dream to visit the pacific northwest, a dream I will never fulfill because of money,

>>5653731
In your dreams anon. Everything is possible in your dreams.

>>5653738
>thinking disgusting CIA OLDIE scum looks good
get out

>>5653735
Not defending the other person, but using "XD" unironically on 4chan is seriously one of the most cancerous and out of place things you can do.

>>5653723
Didn't know you wanted to grow up to be a stoner Kayla!

>>5653729
i am still transgender, i belong here too.

>>5653731
the internet

>>5653735
i have posted a picture on this general before, but they got mad at me?

>>5653741
Why not get a job?

>>5653716
sounds good
though i think a lot of people will be bitter i think its good that youre happy
personally i transitioned years later and have different goals and i look to be as happy, and i think i will

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>>5653728
Heyo!

>>5653754
do you want children, anon?

>>5653668
i live in the UK, its alright but id rather live in the states or canada.

>>5653745
CIA?
and have you seen him? He looks like 30 years old but with silver hair.

>>5653760
Kill yourself you worthless piece of shit

>>5653754
Post it again

>>5653757
Because a job in this day and age means slavery, slavery to the land lord. Rent in my area is fucking $1000 a month for a one bedroom apartment, get that though your head.

>>5653741
I got a round trip ticket to Portland Oregon for 133 dollars with all fees included. Stop bitching, you don't have money when you refuse to sell your fucking bikes you dropped 10 grand on.

>>5653754
No you fucking don't. You're at a stage where being trans is nothing because you have everything a cis would. You beat the odds, you got a normal life while being a tranny. Congrats. You graduate from here, you no longer belong here because of your achievements.

>>5653732
Who is the bigger cunt?
http://strawpoll.me/6711167

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It's a never ending procession of people at odds with reality here.
You have no idea how fun this general is.

>>5653668
Currently: England (the North of)
The Good:

-North of England is the best place in the UK for my kind of political lean, by far the most culturally conservative, but with an economically leftist lean. Full of working class eurosceptics who don't feel like any current party fully supports their views.
-Beer is cheap, and good.
-NHS and prescriptions are cheap.

The Bad:
-Pakis
-NHS waiting lists and incompetence.
-It's fucking boring unless you get onto the moors.
-The people who could legitimately be called chavs.

Ideally: Scotland (Highlands)

The Good:
-Healthcare's even cheaper... free prescriptions!
-Hardly any non whites. Most immigrants are Polaks. Blacks congregate round KFC and are largely avoidable.
-Mosques... what are mosques?
-But churches, oh my, you get a full house of denominations.
-Again, great, cheap beer.
-Amazing landscape.
-Feels like home.

The Bad:
-NHS is just as incompetent.
-Because they haven't had to live around as many brown people, and because they hate the English, Scots are hellbent on working towards becoming Sweden 2.0
-You can't buy booze before 10am.
-They're hippies when it comes to the "right to roam" and disregard for private property.
-It might rain at an inconvenient time.

>>5653758
thank you, i wish you the best too!

>>5653761
i will adopt one vietnamese kid, my boyfriend and i have discussed this at lengths.

>>5653760
Die dumb slut

>>5653769
wow that must be tought Kayla
I earn 2 dollars per hour and I cant afford a place to live (where I wont get killed for being /lgbt/) AND food.

ITT bitter hons attack edie

>>5653769
Enjoy dying on the streets when your mother cuts you off then.
At least you never had to lower yourself to getting a job like those other plebs.

>>5653778
will you tell your child about your past some day?

>>5653768
i don't want to be a troll about it. i know i look really good and i know enough about this general a lot of hate will come my way.

>>5653772
i only have cis friends and sometimes it's nice to come around here to talk transfeels, i still have dysphoria you know, i haven't had srs just yet.

>>5653771
>133 dollars with all fees included
That is a lie. Its $550 round trip to take Alaskan airlines from Ontario airport to Portland. Then there is car rental, and hotel fees so all together a 3 day trip there will cost $2000

>>5653778
>i will adopt one vietnamese kid, my boyfriend and i have discussed this at lengths.
You need to be subtle when trolling otherwise it all goes to waste. You laid it way too thick.

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>>5653778
thank youu
also it's kind of you to adopt from vietnam :B
i'm half viet and the country's rather poor, hear it's pretty westernized now...never been there

>>5653775
those boobs r NOT REAL

>>5653769
so you live off your mom ya?

>>5653787
ITT: me

>>5653791
im worried having a loud tranny for a mother will make my child be into loud trannies

>>5653616
Then quit. You're annoying everyone who has a life and isn't a piece of shit. Frankly nobody cares if you pass or not, why would anyone care about a bitter old hon that rages every day?

>>5653791
my past of ...?

>>5653794
Keep lying hon

>>5653796
Just fuck a dude for $2000 like Edie, whats the problem?

>>5653794
>good enough to have cis friends
You don't realize it in full but I sincerely wish a terrible death upon you and your loved ones

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> tfw Gem doesn't respond to your (you)

>>5653351

>>5653787
I am a hon and I never attacked Edie, then again I am not bitter. I have accepted my hondom. The only reason I have been posting her lately though is as I have a lot of down time while stuff compiles.

>>5653796
United Airlines out of LAX, early morning Tuesday flights both ways.

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is mtfg really just a place where everyone feels bad about themselves and makes excuses for why they can't accomplish things now....? genuine question. there was a point in time in this general where if someone actually wanted something else out of their life they would change things...even if that meant doing things they didn't want to. people weren't envious to the point that they literally didn't think other people deserved nice things, and they didn't feel offended if people assumed they passed or had the capability to actually change their life. when did this place become a space in which assuming you could have sex for money, which is a pretty low-tier career ambition that literally anyone could do, was deemed to be offensive not because you were implying someone was a hooker, but because you assumed they passed...? like really

DAILY REMINDER that if you don't look fem before starting HRT you are not going to pass

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>>5653799
>those boobs r NOT REAL
They are on a REAL GIRL.

>>5653796
Are you only looking at prices tomorrow? Do you really not understand how airline pricing works? You buy for a few weeks out (like 5) to get best prices.

>>5653814
show me your panties slut

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>>5653716

> 5'7 / 135lbs

>Dating effeminate manlets

>>5653808
Nigga you need to stop getting triggered over some light funposting.

>>5653814
>genuine question

Dumb bitch you can't ask questions with your thick skulled track record the past 2 threads

>>5653807
I don't pass enough to get an ugly man let alone a man that would pay for me. I am so ugly that I would have to pay a man for sex.

>>5653800
fall on a knife

>>5653799
>so you live off your mom ya?
Yes, but its not like I am a leech, i made her that money

>>5653809
robin you ditzy jaffacake, add my new skype account...

does anyone else wanna skype?
Melly? maddie? Lithuanian? Where's Lithuanian?

>>5653802
being trans

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>>5653799
>>5653798
angelina and brad adopted Pax Thien, he's so cute.

you're half vietnamese? you must be so pretty.

>>5653819
How would I know how airline prices work? I never been near an airplane.

>>5653812
>United Airlines
not with their flight history.

>>5653808
?
Who doesn't have cis friends? The vast majority of my friends are cis.
>>5653814
This place seems to go through waves of being more insane then normal, this is it at the worst I've seen it.
>Tfw I don't pass but I've been offered money for a bj before (I didn't do it)

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>>5653808
i mean what i did was i had friends in high school

>>5653809
ill respond to your (you)
post more cats tho

>>5653817
i didnt
its not that simple anon
depends on whats making u not look fem
a lot can be changed

>>5653818
i dont like her FACE

>>5653827
so you live off your mom, ya?

>>5653830
i don't really look it
but thank youu

>>5653817
>was gendered female fairly regularly pretransition
>mtfg still says I'll never pass

Okay then.jpg

This site has a lot of silly ideas it seems.

>>5653828
I would I'm bored

>>5653804
i'm not lying, some of us here did transition early and live a good life.

>>5653808
cis people are harmless, they're nice. you should try it sometime.

>>5653821
lol, if you don't love me, someone else will then!

>>5653829
yes, of course i will. when the time is right.

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>>5653809
cashing in for (you) <3

>>5653835
ayy sure

skype id:
dys3rd

>>5653839
I wish I was shorter anon...

>>5653777
where in north uk? newcastlefriend here
also i agree with those

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>>5653828
>robin you ditzy jaffacake, add my new skype account...

Did you link it in skype? i wanna skype ppl rn desu


>>5653834
You rang?

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>>5653844

hey ladys do i pass yeyt

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>>5653850

>>5653844
ye i'm sure i did
hold on...
ye i did can you not see my request?

>>5653814
change is impossible if a person isn't wealthy or passable

>>5653839
Ok honny

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>>5653834
No one pays attention to her FACE.

>>5653814
fuck off you black-acting, constantly bragging, HIV-positive, histrionic-behaving, mildly autistic drag queen

>>5653819
I litterally bought my tickets to Portland a a week and a week before I went. It was pretty cool, but like I said I don't mind picking the odd hours and cheapest flights. It makes it really cheap that I can stay with family and friends too which enables me to take full week trips for about 300 dollars.

>>5653832
United Airlines is one of the nicer US airlines I flown on. In fact they were the only one who not only beat their ETA but often surrpassed it. I was 22 minutes early on my LAX to SFO flight and 10min early on my SFO to PDX flight. Besides that I rather take united than the greyhound any day of the week.

>>5653864
Maybe if you got a job and worked towards it instead of crying every single day.

>>5653832
You know shit about how anything works. You talk about rent prices as if you don't realize everyone else hasn't paid their own fucking rent for years. You're a delusional bitter hon baby living with mom into your thirties.

>>5653835
i saw your pic, mate

you pass as a german woman hands down

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>>5653820

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK ME THAT LMAO

>>5653833

i really don't understand what's going on. like i totally got that talking about having the money i do incessantly is shitty, and that was made clear to me, but then this whole other woe is me attitude about HAVING SEX FOR MONEY came up, and shit like this? >>5653864
like prostitution isn't something that requires you to be either female, or attractive, and it's been considered by society to be a pretty scummy deplorable job for a long time. when did it become enviable or jealousy inducing, and worthy of pity for not doing it?? like aim fucking higher

>>5653818
>REAL GIRL.
What are you implying there mr chaser?

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>>5653880
>WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK ME THAT LMAO
just cause

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>>5653834
>i didnt
if you were next to me i would keep punching your face so hard until you would not pass as a human even

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>>5653867
>3D
Pfft.

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>>5653839
lol i mean i do love you anon. i really enjoy people that are happy with their lives. if you aren't that's fine but i prefer to surround myself with optomistic people anyways.

ur okay in my book ;3

>>5653814
i guess this goes for you too. the majority of people here are optomostic. perhaps negative at times but overall positive. if they weren't i wouldn't be here. The ones who refuse to improve themselves i dont really fuck with and you shouldn't either lol. let them be mediocore. you can only try and help so much.

>>5653858
i see it. i just gotta add ya now :3

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>>5653880
Noelle stalking and commenting on your blog for the past three years sure was an eye opener. Its like they were autisticly obsessed with becoming you.

>>5653877
Ty, though not sure about the 'german' qualifier there o.O But I do have a lot of Eastern/Northern European in me.

>>5653880
i know it's fun to bully kayla and i'm guilty of it too, but what has she done to you, or is it more like you can't stand her general being?

Is there a hook-up map or something because it seems that a lot of people here need to be fucked.

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>>5653880
>prostitution isn't something that requires you to be attractive
ahahahaha

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>>5653909

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>>5653899
you're welcome

>>5653909
If crack whores can do it why can't you?

>tfw haven't posted or looked here in months
>tfw sometimes want to come back but realise it doesn't change anything

>>5653880
>>5653909
>>prostitution isn't something that requires you to be attractive

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cas/5430695586.html

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>>5653891

when i get this lingerie set i will post pics just for u ok? everyone will h8 me even more but it's ok

>>5653895

i guess ;_; thx robin. <3

>>5653898

i don't think that's true. i just don't understand why she never told me she did it and she acted like we had never spoken and stuff. it was weird.

>>5653905

i haven't really bullied kayla for a bit cause i feel like she bullies herself enough and when she's happier the thread works better. i'm just pointing out that what she's saying is dumb because it's implying that if you aren't already rich or gorgeous you should give up because you'll never amount to anything or move up in life.

>>5653909

prostitutes on the street are literally known to look like >>5653913
classically, strippers are ugly and street walkers are STD infested, toothless whores. if you you don't think you're better than that then that speaks more to you than to me.

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>>5653914
Oh snap!

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>>5653867
i do oops...

>>5653892
lmaoo
but i really didn't?

>>5653913
LOOK!

>>5653926
edie post plushies

>>5653880
lmao it makes me laugh when people say you're bragging

people here are mostly young (18-24?) and poor (part time or NEETs)

the fact that you make ~$40k from camwhoring and have sex blows their minds

reminds me of that episode of the simpsons where the children see principal skinner's $3000/mo paycheck and go "WOW HE'S SO RICH"

t. non-passing tranny

>>5653913
>long hair
>hair looks like it's the only thing on her that is being taken care of
>super slutty clothes
>choker
and how the fuck am i supposed to afford that, hypothetically? no one would want to fuck me for money if i wasn't "presentable" one bit

>got a new job
>have a second interview at another place tomorrow, and if offered, I'll go to that one since it's closer to home and I like it more, and the fact that it's not a restaurant.
hooray, unemployment panic is gone!

>>5653864
kayla how do you feel now that I just got another job the same day I went in to apply.

>>5653924
Is that Dollface? What's t4m? And am I going to regret asking?

give me a face to photoshop onto rare cat

also someone give me the drawn version of cat please

>>5653937
trans for male

>>5653935
>Tfw I applied for a job and they called and hired me within the hour
Lmao getting a job is easy

>>5653937
no, tranny for male, maybe

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>>5653929
YUS

>>5653926
np, you just remind me of myself in alot of ways in how i approached things before accepting that i was trans.

Yesterday you reminded me that it sorta just...applies to everything ya knw? lol.

>>5653929

YAAAAS

>>5653929
>but i really didn't?
if that was true, you would post your pre-hrt pic of you to confirm your point but you will not

because i know, you know, we both know you looked fem before hrt and that's why you pass so well now

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>tfw got eyebrows done for 6

>>5653951
yeah, they had me fill out a w4 immediately after my interview, shit's easy.

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>>5653951
>>5653935
I'm only applying online. Who lets you apply in person, give me a business name.

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>>5653891

oops, i totally meant to post this pic in response lol

>>5653929

b-but i don't have plushy pics

>>5653931

LITERALLY!!!!!! like i've grown used to my job and i like it, but this is not what i dreamed of doing growing up. i only resorted to cam work because i had no other choice, and i only work on one site for the most part so i'm only making like 4-5k a month, usually 4k at most. that's not a ton of money when you count taxes and everything else.

>>5653955

ye it does. i try to be as logical about things as possible and that helps me personally, but it always makes it hard for me to understand other things so it's a give and take lol

>>5653937
crossdressing sissy fetish-loving autogynephile 4 men tbqh

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>>5653957
um well i destroyed all of them minus my ID picture

i mean you could just like
realize that most boys look like boys w/o any effort?
not like i looked SUPER MANLY but i did look like a young man of my age

>>5653966
take plushie pics ;u;
doll pics

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would anyone like to be my friend?

>>5653924
he sure knows how to work dem angles

would put his cock in chastity and spank his butt/5

>>5653965
pretty much anywhere. print out several copies of your resume (make a decent fucking resume btw) and give a copy to the managers of places you're considering working.

online applications are literally pointless and will never get you a job in a million years.

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>>5653931
ok in all honestly. if you live alone. anything around 30k+ a year is pretty comfy desu

but i do think it's pretty sad people feel the need to tear others down for being where they want to be lmao. what does that accomplish?

>>5653978
Why would you want to make friends here? These bitches be cray-cray.

>>5653981
>>5653965
It's funny because my hired within the house story was from an online application.

>>5653978
I'll be your friend

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>look in the mirror
>tfw I need to get a hair cut

;_:


>tfw bitter old hon.

I am so fat too. Well I think I need to rebuild to tool chain and I don't know if I want to do that right now. I think I might want to go code some stuff in steam rather than recompile a basic linux+gnu tool chain in other to chroot into.

>>5653990
either you had a bitchin resume or you won the fuckin lotto because usually any online application has hundreds of people applying for it.

>>5653981
>tfw got every job I've ever applied for

Lmao step it up kayla you fucking loser

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>>5653978
I'll be your friend.

>>5653975
>anecdotal evidence
>more hon-calling yourself
LOL

reality check:
you never grew up a man, you liar
you fucking started at 15 you liar

i hate you
please go die
k?
thx

>>5653984
I mean I know that 1) its not peanuts 2) it can be hard to make that much from part time work 3) theres trans discrimination in hiring

it can be hard to make but its not like.. unattainable.. is it?

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>>5653966
cam donations are taxable income????

Or the donations go to the site and they jew you out?

if they jew you out you should consider looking into cam sites that let you do it yourself perhaps.

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>>5653997
but im not a hon
and i started at 18
i dont have to prove to you lol, go look at a timeline
if u had to look like a girl pretransition you have some damn thin eyebrows and passing girls would be a huge minority
im not even saying its easy to pass
c'mon girl

>>5653984
>>5653966
SORRY

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>>5653991
>>5653996
that would make me very happy..

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Why does everyone here who as soon as they pass like melly, ufufu, dullface, pookie, rawr etc still insist on being hons? You don't have a mirror in home because how can you be so blind about your appearance?

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>>5654018
LOL is that edie?

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>>5653994
Yeah you pretty much need to have qualifications that are a literal word for word match of what they are looking for from the same field of work, and then know somebody that works there, or their system will "throw out" your application before anyone even gets to look at it.

>>5654018
are you frog? who the fuck are you?

>>5654024
don't take it so seriously

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>>5654024
it's difficult to be totally confident in yourself
and it's not like we don't still have things to work on
am v insecure about my voice for example
look, we're not all happy people regardless of how cute we may be to people

>>5654025
yep
i can do requests..

>>5654031
y e p

>>5654038
you literally emulated pooker so much i thought you are her tbqh

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>>5654024
yeah melly is pretty guilty of this imo

i forget who it was yesterday but she also was pretty delusional.

Honestly though it's nice to fish for compliments. i used to upload my selfies to soc here and again and date girls just for the possitive reinforcement desu even though i knew inside i looked fine.

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>>5654022
Okay it's time for you to pay the friend tax.

>>5653616
Offer still stands Kayla. I want to fix you. I have done this while unemployed, and my unemployment just gives me enough to pay the bills and have like one day of fun.

Also, I will help you get a job. Just try to be happy. I want you to succeed. Just post your city and I will find you places to apply and get you prepped for the interview, and polish your resume.

>tfw a total disappointment to everyone including myself no matter how much i try to avoid being one

literally need to kill myself

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>>5654013

it goes to the site and the site jews you out lmao!!
i mean not allll of my income is taxable, but the income i make on chaturbate for example is. so i have to pay taxes around this time each year on it.

>>5654018

L O L
IHU

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>>5654024
No manner how well you pass, some days you'll look in the mirror and see the man that you attempted to leave behind.

>>5654055
nooo, don't do that
it's a trap
you will fucking burn yourself if you are going to help kayla

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>>5654024
Bcus hugboxers dont see how manly people in reality are when compared to even like butchy cis

Pic is me in girl mode

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>>5654050
did i lol
i MEAN
we definitely are different people but maybe little things are picked up from each other
i mean it would make sense considering how much we've talked, no

>>5654058
send plushie pics b4 i make another

>>5654060
im a trap

>>5654053
how much is it?

>>5653666
>i should assume that everyone is ugly, unpassable, broke, and deserve pity. and i don't really choose to believe that
but deep down you really believe that you passive aggressive hypocritical faggot

>>5654060
what's the worst that could happen?

>>5654055
Lots of people here have tried, generally Kayla gets jealous of them and ignores their advice then deletes/blocks them on whatever they were using.

>>5654055
My resume looks like solid gold, its fine. I am not applying to enough jobs and I am being too picky.

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>>5654058
so you probably make somewhere in the 30ks when it comes to yearly income?

lmao even more proof people shouldn't be so sad and angry. that's very doable actually.

The single-living life is actually pretty gr8 if you're healthy

>>5654059
most days actually. i don't know what i am any more. a human shapeshifting scumbag i guess

>>5654080
I am just going to find 3 her three places I am sure she has an 70% chance of getting hired. I will make her resume say what it needs to say and tell her to say the right things.

She either follows my advice or not.

I have gotten people jobs like this before, but she just has to believe and try.

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>>5654059
that's actually real af. on alot of levels.

>>5654085
yeah how many pages is it? Most people don't have a solid gold resume.

>>5654104
One page, I only worked one company on the books

>>5654110
Perfect that is a good answer. Never have more than one page unless you have a Ph.D.

Include off the books jobs on it. Employers don't care.

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IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN

POST EM.

WHO \m/ HERE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYq6pqlanEg

nostalgia and edginess just hit me like a 737 on 9/11

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>>5654071
You have to convince me to post here regularly again and also donate 12 dollars.

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>>5654070

h-how's this?

>>5654074

>projecting

>>5654091

um i guess it would be reasonable to say that in this point in time i make like 50,000 a year after taxes. just because if my average per year is 4.5k a month, x 12 for a year, that's like 54k, right? then i have to pay like 8,000$ of that in taxes, which is 46k, and then if you count the money i make that's non-taxable (since it's mostly like paypal gifts etc, i don't really work on two sites like i should) that's about another 4-5k, maybe 6k. if i was working consistently on the other website i would be making around 80,000$ after taxes, but i don't, so. i want to in the future, but i would be lying if i said i did that consistently right now.

>>5654127
cute omg
i should show you some of mine but most are at pooks' ;o;

>>5654118
I have one other job on there for another construction firm but the thing is most my skills are with machines and in civil engineering. I also put all my certs and honors work along with my degree info.

>>5653602
say no more, you envy your high-profile hooker friends making a buttload of money so you come to the obscure teapot erotic art internet forum to get energezied by all the envy broke ugly masc hon losers here are showing you. the circle is complete now

yeah we all knew what kind of psycho emotional vampire you are from the day one

>>5654118
Holy shit can you fuck off

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>>5654096
You are talking to your sister (brother if it's visual desu.) In suffering. I look at a lovecraftian horror whenever I walk by a reflective surface. I'd like to think there is hope, but these days I can't see if it is actually there. It looks grim.
>>5654101
That's just what I've seen from interacting with others desu. I always see the hyper-masculine test injecting man beast.

>>5654127
wow. a lot of cam girls don't come close to that. What is your secret? I knew a girl who tried MFC and she made shit and was pretty.

>>5654127
hopefully you're putting some of that money into an IRA for dem sweet sweet non-taxed gains

>>5654070
no you are not two different people, you copied her to the point of utterly losing your own personality fagpai

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>>5654127
you probably have more many then you know what to do with eh?

what did you do while you were transitioning? while you still looked like a boy?

>>5654122
I don't even post here regularly so I would have no idea how to convince you to, and I don't even have 12 dollars...
I think I'll just kill myself like the other anon said

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>>5654138

>>5654079
just wait and see
this is the incredible kayler we're talking about

he deserves a bag of bricks dropped on his head not help

>>5654146
she needs a dick

trap cam girls are /rare/

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>>5654148
i didn't copy her lmao
if you can't see the difference then that's not your fault but leave me alone alright?

>>5654138
What kind of job are you looking for? What do you want to do in a perfect world?

Then what would you accept to live for 3 years.

Then what would you endure for six months if you were going to die if you didn't take it.

Also, we are going to fake some experience and references for you.

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>>5654156
that's kayla on HRT
here's pre-HRT kayla tbqh

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>tfw you have to be productive

>>5654165
I just want something low skill indoors. I can't do construction and I refuse to do construction. I did let a mortuary job slip thought my fingers but fuck that, I can't deal with that shit.

>>5654142
why? Stop picking on her. Who ever you are. >>5654162

ah. Do you have to talk to them?

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>>5654173

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>>5654153
Aww don't do that, I was on the verge of doing myself in like every day, then I got a girlfriend and now I'm the complete opposite. I'm sure you'll find something anon.

>>5654163
>delusional autistic transbian who can't see how much over the past months he pretended to be pookie by imitating her speech and quirks he's already a discount pookie by now

>>5654174
Janitorial, Retail, warehouse. take your pick. Drive a forklift?

>>5654184
>Janitorial
refuse

>warehouse
refuse

I would try retail.

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>>5654121

i'm literally listening to this right now because i'm an old woman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmLqE1786hA
i usually listen to either really mellow indie music, french music, or oldies when i'm not working. when i'm at work i listen to the arctic monkeys and mykki blanco.

>>5654134

i actually have a lot of stuffed animals tbqh but no one knows about them ;-;

>>5654146

i've just been around for awhile and built up a large fanbase and client list. i still have bad nights, like in the past two weeks there was one show where it was so slow i only made 30$ in an hour and i just left cause i was bored. then there was another show where i made 450$ while just laying on my back not doing much. it's super inconsistent like that and a lot of it is based on your regulars and stuff.

>>5654147

no i need to ;-; i'm going to start doin all that this year since this tax season is the first i've actually made any taxable income at all. so now i'm gettin all my shit together.

>>5654150

yeahhhh... i mean the benefit is that i have issues with anxiety, disassociation, and i was diagnosed as clinically depressed when i was in middle school, so it's easy to accommodate my lifestyle and also take care of myself when i'm not feeling like myself. i just buy things i like or save money for things like moving since i don't like where i live right now. i started transitioning when i was about 18 though. i went to school for cosmetics and was doing makeup professionally for a bit. pic related was me at like 19 pre-hrt and while i still had a super deep voice and such. i'm almost 25 now so that's why i'm more focused on making $$$$ and trying to fix my life since i need to go back to school and all that...

>>5654182
id still be cooler than u if that were true xd

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>>5654175
Multiple people have tried helping her out desu. Over...what? 5 years now?

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>>5654175
i have nooooo idea

>>5654121
shameless edgy self bump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdNU9yYwglQ

>>5654194
Pedophiles aren't cool though bro

hi friends
how is your day

>>5654191
why refuse those two. Retail sucks comparatively. People facing jobs don't honestly sound like your cup of tea. Customers are shit.

So that leaves you restocking or inventory on the night shift probably in a grocery store.

How about hospitality? Wait tables, bartender, or Hotel?

>>5654192
i figured u would have a lot!
l-lol i love plushies and dolls
if u have pooks on snap ill show u the ones i got
you can do the same im curious

>>5654199
d a m n

>>5654203
g u d

>>5654180
I have a girlfriend but I'm the completely wrong kind of person she should be with and I cling to her because she's my only friend even though I wish she could leave me and be happier with someone else

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I hate my gt and wish it wasnt there but im not always sure about srs either.

It would make life better and everything easier and less gross but then there are the times im afraid it makes me sick at some point with it being so.. Well... Fake ish.
Wud it make me hate it too and even to the point i wished i had what i used to have??


Am i the only one confused like this here?

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>>5654182
Stop being over baring, it just makes you look like an ass. you think frog acts like pookie, neato, thumbs bro, move on.

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I'm trying to get a qt 3.14 transgirl gf. What sorts of guys do you all like? This is me in loner alcoholic mode but I'm willing to make changes.

>>5654191
lol you don't get to be picky when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel

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>>5654198
anyone who watched the martian will get this one

>>5654216
thank you

>>5654218
become the sissy you always were

little faggot puppy dog

>>5654218
you are cute, too bad you don't live in SoCal or I would date you.

>>5654218
how tall are you anon?

>>5654218
you're a closet agp transbian and it's only going to get worse.
start shaving and get on hormones quick

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>>5654218
>tfw qt3.14 is always in the requirements

>>5654218
I like guys who are clean shaven and who smile.

>>5654218
You would pass, start hrt.

>>5654218
Kill yourself immediately you fucking loser

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>>5654221
Bring
Him
Home.
>The Martian is one of her top 5 movies of the year and an instant replay every time.

>>5654218
>qt 3.14 transgirl gf
There's nothing for you here. Turn back now before you become one of us.

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>>5654192
yeah you are not making it any easier when people call you a drag queen with music tastes like that tbqh

>>5654194
>adult man typing like a tween girl
when a 17 year old girl does that it's detestable but not atypical but when a man who is at least a few years older than her and also hits on the same barely legal girl calling it a "qt yuri relationship xD" it's really sad

>>5654216
kill yourself my man

>>5654237
It's already too late, I can see it on his face.

>tfw hrt made me like girls
how do i go back to being straight?

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>>5654207

noo i only have you on snap!

>>5654218

this is one of the guys i'm talking to rn. qualities i think most of us like
>tall
>good looking
traits that i particularly like
>brunette
>nice jawline
>nice hair
>older

personality traits are more like... nerdy, affectionate, sweet, caring, thoughtful, genuine, etc that sort of stuff.

>>5654237
it's too late, they already are

>>5654218
>What sorts of guys do you like?
pretty much exactly you. contact info?

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>>5654192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zywDiFdxopU

you groove you lose? expert edition.


goes out to anyone desu. honestly can't be done.


>>5654192
you going to go back to school for cosmetology? or a different field?

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>>5654236
meh, I didn't care for it, only the ketchup thing really tugged at my heartstrings.

So /mtfg/ what would you spend $40k on?

>>5654241
Thanks for tripping faggot, makes it easier to filter little shits like you :)

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>>5654218
Topkek
>>5654223
Anytime pook, I mean frog!!
>>5654241
Come make me ya asshole.

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>>5654241
but i literally dont
and i literally almost never post yuri or act like that

>>5654246
ooh...ill pm u her snap ;p on skype