How do you know who is gay?

by activating your handy dandy notebook

Asking

Sometimes I feel like I just do. A subconscious blast of indicators. Like, I've spotted the homo with my peripheral vision.

I say 'feel like', because I could obviously still be wrong.

Other than using gut instinct, you have to get closer.

>>5649001
when they have gay face

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>>5649001

I have no idea. I thought my calculus professor was gay because of his voice, the way he talks, the way he moves, his skinny body, and his gay face. Then he told us he has a wife today. Either he's lying about having a wife, he's closeted and in a marriage, or there are just some people who manage to throw up every one of the wrong signs.

I thought my last high school English teacher was gay too. Turned out he was married and had two boys and a girl if I recall correctly. My last high school art teacher was gay but I thought he was straight.

>>5649001
When they find out you are gay and start flirting?

Usually after they finish sucking my dick

>>5649174

You should turn in your defective gaydar for a refund, anon.

>>5649174
why do you have a thing for gay teachers

sounds less like your gaydar and just what you wish they were tbbbbbbbbbqh

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>>5649174
>flamboyant straight men
I bet he's a hubby.

>>5650789

I don't have a receipt though. Maybe I could recalibrate it with the right information.

>>5650876

I'm a bi tranny though. And I thought I was a straight male when I was in high school too.

>>5651138

>I bet he's a hubby

What's wrong with that? Also the English teacher was a very funny guy, so he was most people's favorite teacher.

I typed a whole blog before realizing OP asked "who is gay" instead of "you are gay." time2sleep