gay neonazi edition
Check it out!!!
Cost me 3 weeks of savings ($230) but it was so worth it!
>tfw when I swipe right I'm not getting instant matches
what- whats happening to me? Is this- is this rapid onset gay death? Maybe the servers are just down for everyone but me. Yeah! that must be it! The servers are down.
Phew. That was scary for a moment.
or 287 canadian dollars.
Feynman was crazy, dude. When he was working on the Manhattan Project he used to break into safes and leave stickynotes with his name on them next to all the top secret atomic files for laughs. And he took 2 years out of his professorship at Caltech to learn how to play the bongos.
I'm gonna read and note it because
1) its educational
2) it will allow me to make friends with undergrad physcists
3) i can talk about it when i apply to places
4) by reading it i show respect to a great man (Feynman)
5) i can put it on my bookshelf
>tfw my HS friends used to come back after soccer and hockey practice
>tfw two would play CS on the PC
>tfw I'd play Gamecube with the rest on the foor right next to them
>tfw summer and I could smell their sometimes sweaty, sometimes clean crotches right next to me
>self-confident and self-reliant
>no need for a boyfriend
Why aren't you single & happy /gaygen/?
We all know you're fucking the dog, anon.
>post yfw the "happy" and "self-reliant" anon is a low-key dogfucker
1) that would be an IRL peen, not an epeen.
2) My bookshelf is private, nobody else would see it - it merely serves as nice decoration for my room + reminds me of things to aspire to
What? its true. After learning the Intro To Mechanics undergrad course I now have a whole lot more friends who are 3-4 years older than me, and we get to chat about things all the time.
Its p sweet, they set me some fun puzzles and laugh at me when I don't understand them.
Um, I think I would rather have a bf eventually. I can't quite fit one into my schedule atm, but when I finish my freshman year at Uni I think it would be good to try and get one. I think it helps with mental stability. Being alone forever is silly, how would you know if you wanted a bf if you don't try one out first?
I once got my dick sucked by a guy who later turned neonazi
he was pretty awful at it, I wouldn't recommend neonazi blowjobs to anyone
Also I'm pretty sure I know the guy in the middle of OP pic. Also I'm OP, and the neonazi guy who sloppily sucked me off wasn't anyone in the pic, but the twin brother of my current bf.
Someone has to keep the normie scum out. Just doing my job - kiddo.
>hey babe, wanna calculate the integral of me under you?
>hey babe, why dont you take k as equal to 53776931147228683241784275940496348985249076547709277532099613551200069193651426838998003731897868208740725100058785694012201720988452526714698493356701668667091571456736295365065433039024931080646161749697724842732755699830112474653347492556433467663040408649618307036281980387134203620935941496306949056165510886644417771033945997218027922056719585933884853942439747895208190404921197935416754181549363641914832001021151470218923695691450058045815085592595616512771050823226158771717031579642725352258340548247552 and see what happens?
>go on date with cute guy
>he cringes when I swear casually
please grow up
Every time I come here you guys are having some kind of fap party over us NatSoc guys.what the fuck is the obsession? Do you LIKE being hated? Pic fucking related.
>tfw no nationalist "straight" bf in denial who beats you to a bloody pulp then breaks down and cries so you can hold him and comfort him
Part of being an adult, is using whatever fucking language you want.
You literally take dicks up the ass, how can you be butt hurt about foul language?
It's a fetish.
I think it's sort of like wanting to fuck straight guys, but a step further. They aren't just disinterested, they actively hate you.
Working on hew fighter info bars, this one i think was way too textured, ditching it
I have a twin brother who's an absolute asburger who watches fucking mlp
the neonazi who sucked my cock awfully has a twin brother and I frotted with him but he has a gf nowadays
There's a difference between swearing casually, and swearing constantly.
The second one is a deal breaker in my opinion.
The last is fucked up, unless your waiter is being a piece of shit.
>on a date with a cute guy
>he has no idea who Jaco Pastorius is
>he mixes existentialism up with nihilism
>mfw talked to obviously gay guy in class today
>mfw he's supporting Rubio
>on a date with a cute guy
>starts blabbering about Jaco Pastorius
>interject for a minute
>he has no idea who Les Claypool is
You have problems, and this is why normies don't see you gays as normal. You add to the "damaged" collective.
I don't hate you. I see you as a waste, you dont support your race in any way and ally with those whom actively fight againt it....assuming you are white ofc. I nothing you. Thats my opinion on you, and yet I see this obsession with NS here...
As opposed to the kid who swears too much because he thinks it makes him sound mature
>on a date with a handsome guy
>he reaches in his bag and pulls out a 3ds and renames a pokemon with my name
>it's not even a good pokemon
>tfw guy makes me drop my spaghetti all the time
>when he's around i laugh at all of his bad jokes and talk in a higher voice and find it difficult to think of words
>cant help it
gay witchcraft. i fell for it.
It's really hit or miss honestly, and sadly location has a huge impact. The only time I had an interesting convo with someone at a store was when I was literally just called stuart from mad tv by the cashier @ gamestop
Yeah that one wasn't the one near my house or anything, I just happened to be in that mall and figured I'd check out if they had anything decent and cheap
I just buy everything online now though, maybe I should try and find some locals
sometimes I wonder if I'm gay at all
I like fucking around with guys for sure but the pride parade crowd makes the whole thing look literally like shit
>tfw even though you are superior to people like Senpai in looks, smarts and possessions, he will always laugh at you for being 5'6
Have you ever actually been to a parade or does all of your Pride experience come from youtube videos and politically charged photographs?
>tfw senpai will never tap that craycray booty
>Have you ever actually been to a parade
yes, I have
I don't think that wearing fishnet shirts, sucking dick in bushes, garnering the whole city in takeaway food trash, and doing a metric tonne of recreational drugs reflect my sexuality well. that's what happens every time pride parade is around.
He didn't just go to learn the bongos, he went to the Tuva area of the USSR, and discovered to the West the Tuvan throat singing styles (They utilise harmonic series to sing two notes at the same time, while able to control their voice polyphonically).
>live an hour outside of city
>shitty car that'd probably explode if it had to go more than 20 miles at a time
who was that one filthy tripfagging furfag?
at least you have a car
I don't even have a driver license
I've always found guys in their 30s and 40s the hottest. I can't wait to be a sexy daddy married to another sexy daddy and have hot daddy sex while the kids are at their friends' houses for the night.
>get this message "Heyy. I know we live like thousands of miles away, but I couldn't help seeing how good looking you were.. So I felt like saying hi. I'm planning on moving to Europe when I'm 25 so I thought I'd try to meet some new people. I hope to hear from you.. How's live in Europe? Oh and I'm not doing this to be creepy I'm doing this cause I'm seriously moving there."
>tell him I don't like fatties
Good to be the king
One of my favourite youtubers made a weird comment in a video so I think I might write them a message for my peace of mind.
Do you think this is too aggressive/will make them mad?
when i was 16 nobody over the age of 17 would approach me for fear of Chris Hansen
even now I look like a 15 year old, i got IDchecked for a 12 movie a few months back.
so that kind of thing wasnt really possible for me :(
>he doesn't kiss unless he's dating the guy
>he called rimming "weird"
>college wrestler jock
>so that kind of thing wasnt really possible for me
wasn't possible for anyone. few/no college wrestlers are gay.
good for you thou you have something to grow in.
So...I came here again after a buttfuckton of time without posting here. Also messaged sadfrog again after a buttfuckton of time.
You could always become a politician.
>Quick poll: who here likes rimming? Giving and getting? Have you ever actually tried both?
no, I've been working on my milking skills way too much to have to learn a completely new area tbqh
sometimes but pretty much just out of the shower
can you stop posting ugly straight men, literally on the same disgusting tier channing tatum is on
fucking horrendous looking white potatoes (no offense irishanon you surprisingly don't look like a potato)
>tfw you find a cute sissy boy who does everything you tell him
Who cares he's gay though and that's the purpose of posting it.
>Because memes aren't just about being ugly, otherwise all the tripfags here would be a giant fucking meme
but they are all so pretty :3333
>tfw will never be as twinkmode as the Brazilian fembois trio
Is it weird to ask people on reddit for pics?
I mean we on 4chan do it all the time, is it creepy?
you mean the ones that get posted all the time and are so fucking pretty?
Yes. The leftmost one literally has my dream body ;_;
I really shouldn't be so depressed, because I've been working towards it. Sixty pushups, sixty situps a night with a five minute jog during the day.
>tfw still not /fit/
>Im only 18 but i think thats why it's awkward, and he doesn't get nervous at all, i dont know how to talk to him normally
Bottom boi bitches aren't valued for their conversation skills. Get on your knees and swallow that salami you ho bag.
then post some pics, I will even update it myself
>Praying for you bottom slut.
It was more like talking about clones and encouraging him.
He doesn't seem like a top.
apparently i don't have my 'fuck you bitch pay me' gif anymore, so you get this
I don't think you're depressing, Puppers.
I think you're sweet!
nah i'm depressing
i'm just have a big online personality to cover it up B)
but if you're a prostitute
and i'm a prostitute
then who's flying the plane!?
i'm all for sex workers n shit but like
that's something you disclose before you start fucking dating someone
i'm sorry anon, he's a cock
>was like this for the past 9 months
>meet straight guy over the weekend who is really nice and friendly
>am now a fucking mess
I've ever seen that sadfrog pic. Pls post more.
Oh, I 've been caught.
It only gets better if you work on it, babe
Find people who'll surround you with support and encouragement and stay away from abusive, manipulative or enabling people.
If it isn't immediately possible then bide you time and maybe turn to the internet for friends or information on where to go to find them.
>Find people who'll surround you with support and encouragement and stay away from abusive, manipulative or enabling people
So, what are you doing here then?
>Find people who'll surround you with support and encouragement and stay away from abusive, manipulative or enabling people.
>is in a literally master-slave relationship and is the sidechick of some creepy bisexual married dude
>this will only last a few more years until he dumps you for some other fucktoy
you will end up pozzed, I can tell you that right now
I met someone at /r9k/ once. All was nice and dandy, until he chickened out and ran from me like a little bitch. The worst part was that he lied to me that something bad happened to him. Never again.
THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO ACCOMPLISH!
do it yourself