If Trump could provide a one time sex change that actually changes

tempting, but i'm sure if he wins, america won't exist by the time his term ends.

>>5646271
I'd illegally immigrate and vote for him tomorrow if that was the case

>implying I wouldn't vote for him either way if I was an american citizen

>>5646271
Nah. Not only can I not vote in American elections, but such an incentive/bribe for votes is so hilariously illegal and unethical that he wouldn't be on the ballot at day's end anyway, so the option wouldn't exist.

>>5646291
you sound like you'd be fun at parties.

>>5646296
You should see my other party tricks! I'm a full-utility, all-environments wet blanket.

>>5646271
You can bet your ass I would.
It's not like Bernie is some godsend, I really don't care which of the two wins.

Such wizardy would effectively get rid of all disgusting trannies by replacing them with women, if it wasn't illegal would give trump 2 votes.

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Bernie is literally the "I never read a book about economics or politics, but I want to get into it" candidate. You have to be brain damaged to vote for him.

>>5646271
If he could make me a cis girl sure I'd vote for him, not gonna happen though and he's probably anti-trans. Even just being pro-trans wouldn't really be enough to make me vote for him sans the magic powers mentioned in your OP.

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>not voting for Randal the Vandal

>>5646406
Even his dad says he's gonna lose.

already voting for trump

now you're telling me I get to be a girl as well?

LITERALLY UNSTUMPABLE

>>5646364
ok guys here's what we're going to do ok?

we give everyone free stuff ok?

also raise the minimum wage ok?

then no one will be poor anymore everyone will be rich ok guys this is a brilliant plan trust me

>>5646364
Notice how there's no actual intellectual substance in this statement. You're voting for trump, I assume.

>>5646271
No one can attack Bernie on any real level, so shills post memes and cheap /pol/-made image macros to right-wing sites to get them ramped up to vote for teflon hitler.

>>5646566
It's actually a pretty good example of priming.

The only thing sadder than trying to prime trans votes is the certainty that OP and their kind aren't being paid for it.

>>5646271
I'd do it in a heartbeat. No hesitation.

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>>5646271
I am already voting for him so this is a no brainer.

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Yes
>Trump transitions me
>Trump transitions all ISIS women into men
>ISIS ded because they're fags and the qran says fags must die
>World problems solved

>>5646279
>implying that would be a bad thing

>>5646566
I refuse to vote for anyone who opposed Ron on auditing the fed.

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>>5646406
>>5646431
he's not much like his dad, so there's no point. he's better than some other repub choices, but a half rotted onion is still a rotten onion.

If its Trump vs Hillary then Hillary

If its Sanders vs Trump then Trump.

Sanders is the worst kind of pander that ever existed. Vote for me and get free shit!!!!!!

>>5648521
>Sanders is the worst kind of pander that ever existed. Vote for me and get free shit!!!!!!

Vote for me and make America great again! You don't want to be a LOSER, do you?!

Oh wait no, it's not pandering if they say what you like, right?

>>5646271
I'm pretty fucking liberal but I'd vote Trump if that hypothetical situation ever occured
curing my dysphoria > my morals and beliefs

>>5646271

Is it just at the genetic level? I don't think that would change much except my testes into ovaries since my bones are pretty close to done. In which case I only MIGHT be swayed. If you mean in every way including the genetic level, it would be a certain yes. But he can't, so there's no point in asking the question beyond gauging just how desperate we are.

>>5646271
You're a fucking retard

>>5648559

Kicking out Illegal Immigrants is a great idea.

Spending 18 trillion additional dollars while were already 18 trillion in debt is a shit idea.

>>5646364
>nazis laughing
>trump-voting stormfaggot
>someone who sincerely thinks guys who modeled their economics on the mongol hordes are great claiming Sanders doesn't know economics

>>5646271
I'm voting for him anyways. Sweet bonus though.

>>5646406
Literally who?

>>5646556
Technically, there is some economic validity to the idea that redistributing wealth from the rich to the poor makes the average person richer, due to diminishing marginal utility. The downside is that extreme progressive taxation can take away the motivation to increase wealth (or more commonly, increases the motivation to look for loopholes).

>>5648586
I'd say economics/poverty is a much bigger issue right now than illegal immigration is.

>>5646271
I'm voting for Trump no matter what, but that would be a generous gift from our Fuhrer. I mainly hope he rids America and Europe of shitskins as his first priority though.

>>5648647
>I'd say economics/poverty is a much bigger issue right now than illegal immigration is.
Because mass immigration has no effect on the labor market or wages. If low-income Americans could get some of those jobs that the mexicans and their American enablers are undercutting them on, it could help a lot of people.

>>5648700
Sure, but except for service jobs that absolutely HAVE to be domestic, the market for those low income jobs is shrinking because third worlders overseas are willing to work for wages that aren't enough to live on in America. So unless we institute harsh tariffs on imports, the only way we can remain strong economically is to improve our education system to compete with other developed countries. Beyond those needed for the aforementioned domestic jobs, the poor who are unable to afford an education are just dead weight on the economy.

a.) he's not so what's the point of even entertaining this hypothetical
b.) no I wouldn't because his mouth looks like a fucken butthole and I'm not bout that life.

>>5646802
>be pre everything ftm
>join isis
>get transitioned
>fuck hot angry middle eastern terrorists
>die honorably in war against us imperialist scum
good plan tb h

>Voting for Cultural Marxist Communists
>Ever

Trump had my vote from the beginning.

>>5646556
ok heres what were gonna do ok? give Emporer Trump a bunch o money ok? let all disgusting poors die and then only pure hardworking rich people will be left ok? we dont need people to clean bathrooms or work in sweatshops anyway lol

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>>5646271
reminds me of a recent /pol/ thread

>>5646738

You look like a cute girl, would you like me to wrestle that gun away from you, overpower you, gag you with your American flag and dump every ounce of semen I have in my body into your ass?

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>>5650166

Sounds like you're trying to reward her to me.

>>5646566
like that time where he voted to pour money into wall street in 2008? Ah yes... totes practicing what he preaches...

Any trans person who wouldn't is also a tard.

As if the next 8 years will be much different whether Bernie or Trump win.

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TRUMP GOT STUMPED
TRUMP GOT STUMPED
TRUMP GOT STUMPED
TRUMP GOT STUMPED
TRUMP GOT STUMPED

>>5648761
you'd get raped back into being a woman, not an ftm...

>>5650283

What do you mean?

fuck yes. i'd vote for hitler if he could do that.

>>5650314
google "iowa caucus results"

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>>5650339
Iowa always picks the losers though.

t. President Santorum, Huckabitch, and Dotes

>>5650358
It's significant that trump was polling around 30% and only got 24%

>>5650395
It's also significant that Microsoft, Rubio's biggest financial donor, counted the votes.

>>5650491
>muh Dolchtoss
stormfags on suicide watch

>>5650519
When has that ever not been true, though?

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>>5650543
>tfw America will never be a peaceful homogeneous society with 95% contribution rate ever again because of all the freeloading shitskins
>tfw whites pay a yearly taxes so nigs can be lazy and over procreate

I we want is a wall. We're fucked either way as we go the way of Brazil and South Africa but all we want is to at least slow the decline. Is that really so much to ask?

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>>5650610
>tfw Nazi Germany would have created full gene therapy by now to completely cure transsexuals
>tfw the good guys lost

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Sure. I mean if the offer is only extended to me then it won't make the slightest difference, doubly so with the electoral colleges choosing the president instead of individual votes.

Good old Tragedy of the Commons comes through again.

>>5646271
Oh founding fathers forgive me, I would. I would vote for trump for that. and move to canada.

>>5646364
The funny thing is, if you replaced the word Bernie with Trump, your statement would actually be more accurate.

>>5646271
No. I would never sell out the future of our country to a self-styled Hitler parody for some gene hacking.

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>>5646271
>trump wins
>become female
>trump turns the world into a post apocalyptic hellscape
>get raped all the time
th-thanks trump

>>5646271
No. Just because he could, doesn't mean he would in exchange for a vote.

Even if he both had the ability and made that offer, I'd still decline. I'm already fixed and I don't need genetic changes.

You say that like I'm not voting for him already.

>>5650283
/POL/ ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>5646738
>tfw want to get a gun but will just end up blowing my brains out with it

>>5648521
that's backwards and you should feel bad for being so retarded

>>5646271
Yes. Eurofag here, fuck yall.

>>5646271
That would be amazing, but no

>>5650491
Rubio was gaining massively and trump was falling in the polls preceding the caucus. The results are perfectly believable

Yeah.
I'm moving out of 'Murica soon anyways, and its not like there's any absolutely fantastic candidate- they all are pretty bad. Sanders is just the least bad.

>>5648586
>Implying the person who let two of his businesses go bankrupt will help the economy.

>>5648700
you are aware we have a net loss of illegal immigration right? they are leaving because they dont even like the jobs. fix shit at home before we go blaming the mexicans for the problems we made

>>5648798
>read this
>chuckle lightly to myself
>look at the time
>ah it's past noon again
>go over to take mones for femboy mode
>they're sitting on top of my bernie registration card
that hit home

>>5650610
> go the way of south africa

saffer here. we're just enjoying our cheap food, great wine and slutty tourists. dont be mad bc bad.

>>5652685
Aren't you and Russia the only countries with a declining life expectancy?

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>if Trump was a wizard would you vote for him
couldn't he just use magic to generate votes?

>>5648521
Yeah, it sure is pander how he's held the same position for forty years and gone for it even when it was grossly unpopular. But then again, you're just wildly misrepresenting his politic, so it's unlikely you'd actually know his career as a politician.

What's Trump's career as a politician, again? Ah, right. No actual career, and changing his stances to fit whatever is most popular at the time. Real winner you have there.

His shitty wig has more conviction than the swine-ape beneath it.

>>5652723
Living fast is better than getting old.

>>5646364
This is why I am voting for Hillary.
#IamWithHer

>>5650283
he got self-stumped tbqh
this is what you get when a blowhard moron slash /pol/ troll tries to run for president

I just hope it will be Sanders VS Trump, then I don't care about the outcome that much, I just need the baby boomer Clinton and Cruz to fuck off
I actually see Sanders and Trump being very similar to each other in their own unique ways

>>5648591
have you not seen inglorious bastards?

>>5654046
They both represent an extreme shift in American social and economic priorities. Whether Trump or Sanders, it's a clear statement that the status quo will not be tolerated. Whether the plutocrat or the socialist, they will change things.

>>5654119
Sanders is actually far from socialist though I understand why Americans see him that way.

>>5652641
it's ok anon, one day you'll bloom into a beautiful trump voter

The rich alpha daddy or the wise teacher daddy, I still haven't decided which type I prefer

>>5651918
That's why both the entry and exit polls were on par with the Trump being 5% ahead of everyone, right?

>>5646271
Fuck, I'de cut one of my limbs off and burn my house down if it meant could have a male body. Maybe trump would be worse though, idk

>>5654899
i just don't see it.
i'm a socialist democrat (not a democratic socialist).
i support patriotism but not nationalism.
i'm fairly racist, but not on an emotional level.
i don't support immigration under normal circumstances but i'd gladly house a refugee.

income inequality, tax avoidance, and the erosion of human capital are the greatest domestic economic issues we have. sanders addresses all of them and also supports gay rights. the only real negative is the encouragement of the left-wing's lunatic fringe, which i would gladly endorse if it meant a fair progressive tax system and smoother healthcare/education for the entire country.

>>5646271
penis is for girl