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/mtfg/ transgirl general - february edition 2016-02-01 09:13:17 Post No. 5645374
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What are you planning for Valentine's Day? You *do* have Valentine's Day plans, right?
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>>5645374
Kill yourself
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>>5645374
>just after 8pm
>still wishing I could just kick out the stool and sleep forever
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i wanna be a sleepy beepy squishy bushy
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Me last night. My hair is flat from having it tied up at work all day and i think i look like i could pass if i dress the part.
>>5645371
I only like fetishes in 2d so i wouldnt kno
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>>5645394
sooo cute!
...also the human!
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>>5645392
i want to fuck you
:^)
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>>5645374
Nope, here's hoping that someone cute might ask me out tho
>>5645371
:^)
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>>5645394
Me tonight. Same face, but now my hair is super bright and i...dont think i could pass. I like the hair. But it makes me more boyish.
>>5645396
Yes nina is also an adorable being and we shoulf ALL worship her.
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>>5645393
i don't think gender is relevant.
>>5645394
well you're my 3d fetish so it's hard to cope with.
>>5645389
will you ever tell me why drop trip also those pics make me so sad.
>>5645403
gotcha good huh kiddo ;)
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>>5645374
>tfw no Noun valentine
Someone kill me slowly and painfully thanks desu senpaitachi
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>>5645374
Unrequited love and loneliness.
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>>5645404
your smile is cutee
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>>5645406
literally nobody knows who noun is
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And a picture of nina because shes the greatest
>>5645405
Can i ntr you
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>>5645409
I do and i've had more than one anon who did
>>5645414
eaten by namesync
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Trannies are all fucking stuck up prudish cunts : - )
Nice gals like me ALWAYS finish last..
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>>5645404
You look like shit even for a dude. Have you ever heard of a comb or actually fuck it there is too much hideous going on in this photo.
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>>5645420
>Combing curly hair
>being this privileged
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>>5645374
I'm going to cry silently in my room
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>>5645374
planning on making a nice home-cooked dinner for the man who's only attracted to me as a man!
things are f-fine!!
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>>5645420
>literally took the photo an hour after a stylist did the hair professionally
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>>5645413
nnh..i want you to be happy but at the same time, it hurts. i guess you can, i sure as hell don't deserve you.
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>>5645420
Eat shit anon.
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>>5645428
Holy shit thats so beta
>>5645431
The priv is insane
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>>5645405
u want to meme off? where's the pic of the dead or alive trip select
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>>5645405
those pictures paint a picture I'll never see again if I transition
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>>5645440
COME TO PORTLAND AND ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH
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>>5645418
What did he mean by this?
>>5645423
It'll be okay senpai
>>5645426
Don't worry senpai, i'll fuck your shit up.
>>5645440
It is! until it leaves me again..
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>>5645434
i never said i wasn't pathetic.
>>5645435
i think i'm retiring from the meme life. it just doesn't feel the same anymore.
>>5645439
rough.
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>>5645418
alright calm down kayla
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>>5645443
Come to Cali ;]
Frog is here just waiting for you ;]
>>5645444
Well I hope it never does and u can just be dreamy girl instead desu
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>a book with ntr AND insects
Well shit.
>>5645445
I know but thats pathetic
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>>5645445
some of just shouldn't transition, I would just be cutting down my job opps, relationship options and family to be a gorilla man with tits I wouldn't call it rough but more so the truth
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>>5645450
yeah, i'm almost completely fucking docile. i pretty rarely get assertive. i dont know why i even try honestly.
>>5645454
i'm not allowed to die yet apparently.
>>5645456
you'd also be trying to repress what you know you should do. i wish i could hold your hand through the process but i can't even hold my hand in getting out of bed anymore. those pictures are like a dagger in my fucking heart. please don't be gloomy.
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>>5645464
Aww pup ;_;
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>>5645464
I meant your meme spirit tho, not in reality
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>>5645471
TILL
BROOKLYN
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>>5645354
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>>5645449
yesssssssss
im omw
>>5645454
dude are u stalking me wtf
its all in ur head...
do u live in portland?
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>>5645475
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>>5645475
thought this was ufufu at first glance
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>>5645468
i'll get over it eventually. right?
>>5645471
memes are the dna of the soul.
>>5645475
are u ok anon
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>>5645449
Like I could ever be dreamy girl
Better luck oding on acid
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>>5645476
Right now ??
Bring Mado for fieldtrip thnx....
>>5645489
>Like I could ever be dreamy girl
B-but why
>oding on acid
is that not a thing
would you just go INSANE first
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>>5645480
No but he's trying hard to copycat ufufu just like all the creepers have a thing for trips like ufuu and Dollface. But ufufu takes real pics none of this shit that Jocelyn and Kiwi post.
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Have you girls ever considered religion?
I wish i had a transgender gf that we go to church together with.
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>>5645493
>No but he's trying hard to copycat ufufu just like all the creepers have a thing for trips like ufuu and Dollface. But ufufu takes real pics none of this shit that Jocelyn and Kiwi post.
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>>5645497
I'm sorry you're too brain damaged to read.
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>>5645493
well to be fair kiwis only 4 months on hormones desu...
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>>5645491
Cause she's a cute! and the best girl! i'd love her for ever!...
Yeah, i'm pretty sure you'd just fry yourself and trip forever.
>>5645496
Best I can do is like fifteen keks
But really no.
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>>5645496
>Religion
but anon there is no god, I learned that when I realized I was mentally ill
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>>5645505
damn she cries a lot. like whats the tears-happy ratio in that album
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>>5645496
Depends if the religion holds my family hostage from me if i try to leave
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Day 388, one of the guys still.
I tried, want back to neet life.
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>>5645493
Has Jocelyn even posted in the past two months
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>>5645496
No thank you
>>5645503
>Cause she's a cute! and the best girl!
I'm sure you could be that too !!
>Yeah, i'm pretty sure you'd just fry yourself and trip forever.
That doesn't sound so bad really
>>5645509
>Not crying every night with your SO
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>>5645509
if it's anything like my life then the ratio is very off balance.
here have a nicer one
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>>5645476
im just
selling you things that you aint buyin
and yea
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Anyone have cute trap anime recommendations?
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>>5645515
i never felt reason to cry with my SO in my arms. i mean, for the first year or so. then i realized i was just a lost cause.
>>5645517
i can accept my failures when they come.
>>5645519
even the happier ones make me cry. its just rough. you need to stop looking at them it'll only fracture you more.
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>>5645520
dude gimmie ur skype senpai
lets hang out
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>>5645535
LETS
I don't have a skype, I'll get on that tomorrow and find you when I get it set
night /mtfg/
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>>5645530
Just go look at doujinshis senpai
>>5645531
>then I realized I was just a lost cause.
What happened?
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>>5645539
or give me ur steam
or an email
or something
u fuck
i will forget
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>>5645540
i'm bound to slip up eventually. you should be in bed, silly girl.
>>5645541
i got detached and drowned in my delusions. i refused to open up and accept and kind of sympathy or help, as everything he ever tried to soothe me with felt disingenuous at the time, even though in reflection he was pouring his fucking heart out to me but i was too emotionally retarded to understand anything at all. i stopped being intimate and eventually we just broke up over a heated argument. by that, i mean, i snapped and told him i would never speak to him again. biggest regret i've ever had. i regret it more than not transitioning earlier - which i'd imagine emphasizes the amount of devotion i had to him in the past.
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>>5645544
oh, I have this doll
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>>5645549
I think you're cute oryx sorry I know its weird to just randomly say it but you seem like a nice person.
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>>5645549
REALLY
post
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>tfw you have no idea who that anon is
This is gonna haunt me forever.
>>5645515
pffft me the best of anythinggg
It would be pretty gr88 I think.
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>>5645562
you reap what you sow.
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Hey sluts
>>>/r9k/26175883
Be useful and help this poor fella out
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>>5645566
no.
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>>5645561
>This is gonna haunt me forever.
rip
>pffft me the best of anythinggg
could be for someone! you never know
>>5645566
Why would I help him though
>>5645564
=/
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>>5645566
depends where he is
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>do calculations
>figure out that I could afford SRS by the age of 20 with about $8,000 to spare
>this is assuming I get paid minimum wage, work mostly part-time and don't have any other obligations to pay
This shouldn't be so hard right?
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>>5645576
if you don't have to live by yourself it should be quite managable, yeah.
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>>5645531
I like them though, reminds me of when I was happy and repressed
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>>5645581
yeah
let's hope my family is supportive then
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>>5645578
>H-how unwholesome
((but better))
>>5645574
because he's a silly robot duh
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>>5645587
they just remind me of how good i had it and fucked up. i would love for you to meet the perfect one for you. it's a needle in a haystack because lolaustralia but i met someone in this desolate land, surely you will.
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http://strawpoll.me/6697847
http://strawpoll.me/6697847
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>>5645546
I dont have work.
I'm gonna make some eggs.
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>>5645591
I still can if I just leave the delusion I'd make it trans and go back. I think your statement still applies to you, give it some more time
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>>5645374
for valentines day im going to be wined and dined, and afterwards im gonna get fucked by my bf.
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>>5645602
@_@
:'/
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>>5645605
I think I'll do the same as every year for Valentine's day. Make a wreath of rosemary, red roses and immortelle. Then spend the evening holding a lonely candle vigil for the girl I love.
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>>5645374
>What are you planning for Valentine's Day? You *do* have Valentine's Day plans, right?
Seeing as it's a Sunday I will probably be hanging out with my best friend anyway
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Not that it's really any of my business /mtfg/, but do you guys lean right or left wing? I ask as we're on a site with infinitely more right wing people than left.
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>>5645609
>Pattern
Lol What are you talking about
My plans today are to finish writing.my scooby doo spec script, do some singing auditions because i think being in a band is fun, and sit around and read gay comics, literally, boy on boy love comics.
What of that requires schedule
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>>5645615
radical moderate
left wingers call me right wing and right wingers call be left wing
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>>5645590
You wouldn't want to be tainted by impure thoughts, right?
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>>5645615
Apparently I am centre-left but I don't really like identifying with any of the wings.
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>>5645615
definitely considered left
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>>5645615
Right down the middle because I'm a straight cis man B)
Left though, I don't have set opinions on much however
>>5645619
I-I'd love to actually
brings me away from sadness
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>>5645615
We...are? They know this is a japanese image board right?
I've swung both ways, but the American GOP are stuck in the past...probably like, the year before the civil rights act was written into law i think.
>>5645618
Yea I've also been called right by lefters and left by right wingers. It's a little frustrating, i always have to tell them I've spoken for and voted for both republican and democratic candidates. Ohh, and then i go on a rant about how the party system is an evil that society deems.must exist, and if people were less polaizing and contradictory, and were.more informed, theyd stop caring about parties and start giving a shit about the issues.
Watch the newsroom.
>>5645621
I wont do that more than once.
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>>5645621
McCartney isn't a bird either...
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>>5645622
muh trip
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>>5645621
>i don't have any wings, i'm not a fuckin' bird. :')
Shame, wings are a fucking blast
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>>5645625
Of course we are Oddish (strange name, I'm just a straight cis dude who's sister comes her sometimes as she's mtf as well), go look at /pol/. /pol/ is right wing as fuck, and you'd have to be blind not to see that.
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This song just came on my playlist and i super love it:
https://youtu.be/ZHODHL4JdZQ
>>5645630
Its more important to you than it is to me, maybe. Yea. Well okay pup.
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>tfw you post enough at home for the mods to think you are a vpn exit node
>tfw not banned
>>5645606
i woke up just to vote desu
>>5645374
crying, feelsposting
>>5645573
this desu. i know some really cool bots desu.
>>5645615
center desu. the left has some good ideas, but also shit ideas. the right is the same.
>>5645626
kek
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>>5645632
Are you treating 4chan as a single entity?
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>>5645638
Of course not, but /pol/ is one of the most visited boards on the site.
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>>5645637
@_________@ thx
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>>5645634
well you're important to me. this petname is starting to make me feel tingly. just trying to look out for you bb.
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>>5645639
Well it's basically /b/ if it were only about "news" so that's not surprising
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>>5645643
whhyyyyy you're abusing your powers.
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>>5645604
worst case scenario I hang. who knows? there are hons that make it to their 50s before breaking down, I could just party and drink to shorten my life to beat the clock, unless I'm the illegitimate child of Keith Richards in which case I will never die
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>>5645643
tbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbh
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>>5645609
>>5645648
and I quoted myself, nice
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>>5645643
sorry, i just say t b h a lot in my informal writing, so it just sora comes out. when do i become an anime girl? i have the desu~~ down.
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>>5645651
Get on hrt
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>>5645657
Get on ur knees B^))))))))))
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>>5645615
American politics and especially the Democrats are actually more centrist. Being an obnoxious racist conspiracy theorist is also more of a hallmark of insanity than of actual right wing politics. It's pointless to discuss politics with people that just repeat memes all day.
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>>5645647
Because i can.
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>>5645648
I feel the same way. I tried to transition once. My old therapist told me I wasn't trans so I believed her but I keep feeling like I am. Now I just drink a lot and go through the motions if being a lonely 27 yeast old man.
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>>5645669
riker?
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>>5645651
fuck it, you could do that, but if you transition now you have more of a chance to not be a hon. life's a game, and you can always quit wihout saving if you fuck it up that bad. don't you wanna party and drink while being a qt grill?
>>5645655
i always thought my essay posts were really anoying though. i guess it's the lesser of two evils when it's that or my desu spam. anywho, i'll try to keep the wordfilters to a minimum for a bit, gomen.
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>>5645374
I'm planning toooo Skype my bf done he's in a different country right now, because he's in the Navy
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Heya /mtfg/ how are things. Just waking up from alcohol sleep, had a nice date last night. Sad part is the guy was older than I thought, good parts are he as intelligent, it didn't really feel like we were stretched for conversation over 4 hours, and he kissed me o.O. But he's so much older than me..... fuckkkkkkkkkkk.
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>>5645655
>>5645657
>giant ribs and feet
>face of a caveman
>just take hormones :^)
>>5645669
lots of raves and doofs coming up in Australia friend, come make the trip
>>5645673
>don't you wanna party and drink while being a qt grill?
>my genetics when.jpg
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>>5645677
How are things? I'm still locked up in a psychiatric ward, my self is slowly being dissolved into old memories and I'm more alone than I ever was. On the plus side, I'm in love with someone who probably doesn't want any of that not. Yeah, that counts as a plus side. I'm that fucked up.
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>>5645678
a lot of us have big feet. your face isn't a 'caveman' calm the fuck down. sorry about ribs..youre not alone. still, you may as well fucking try. it's better than repressing.
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>>5645677
Define older? , and hiya :)
And that's awesome tell us more what'd you talk about what was he like?
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>>5645681
>feet
Post soles?
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>>5645678
You don't have to transition to take hormones. It Will help your mental state and you won't get any more masculine
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>>5645685
umm can you knot?
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>>5645680
Things are well, surprised how well the date went actually. Sorry to hear you're stuck locked up, what happened? Also I mean a lot of people end up feeling like there's no one for us with how fucked up and different everyone is but there will be someone who doesn't care.
>>5645684
We were talking lots about philosophy. Older though in this case was him being 43 and me being 24. In my defense however I'm gonna say he's really youthful, or I'm just literally retarded at telling age, cause I thought he was more like 30 when he asked me out. We talked about just like, all sorts of things, he wants to work in child abuse survivor support cause of hating how things turned out for him and for others who have that happen, that kind of guy. He's also an engineer and travels a ton! IDK I was really pleasantly surprised.
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>>5645690
Pls dont say perverted things about my dog
>>5645692
No, post soles.
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>>5645689
I mean ya, I suppose... But you're also going to be chemically neutering yourself and become an effeminate guy. There's guys and girls. Either be a guy or be a girl. As long as you commit to one or the other early on in life (read like idk before 30) you'll probably be fine either way.
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>>5645694
hnnnnnngh.
where's the fun in that? besides, your feet are perfection. mine are just bad compared.
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>>5645695
my chromosomes say be a guy
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>>5645691
I mean "half your age plus seven" right?
43 > 21.5 > *28.5*
Okay, ya maybe he's a little too old but you know what, fuck it, age is but a number. I'm all for older men, they're more mature
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you people are fucking sick
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>>5645701
whatd i do
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>>5645694
>tfw i'd post mine but someone i know would call me a memer
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>>5645703
just take your trip off and if theyre good i'll just pretend they're mine. :')
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>>5645701
sheen crying upsets me beyond words
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>>5645709
i dont really 'drop trip' i just dont post with mine because theres already a billion kids with unnecessary trips and i'd be a hypocrite to say i hate them for it - and then do the same thing.
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>>5645700
Yeah definitely a bit old, but exactly age is just a number so hey why not, being older in this case means he has a career, money to do things, etc. I can't think of any other reason than age to not talk to him more, so we're gonna go disc golfing later this week!
>>5645709
Honestly don't even know.
>>5645710
Forgive me, I'm still sobering up from last night.
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>>5645717
Cute ass gif, saved.
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>>5645716
I'd rather keep that trip on. That way, people who despise me can filter my posts, and I'm sure most people here do.
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>>5645711
>Is that actually sheen??? How did kiwi ever go for that?
What?
>>5645717
Yes
pls I needed this
thank u based mado...
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>>5645720
this is exactly why I stopped using a trip
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>>5645720
iktf, pretty sure I get filtered a lot at this point but better than people freaking out every time you post.
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>>5645718
But the real question is, how tall is he and is he chasing?
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>>5645719
It is a cute! Everyone needs it desu
>>5645721
You're welcome pooks! But to be fair I stole it from an anon poster here
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>>5645724
I want to give angie a hug
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>>5645694
self tickle gif/webm when
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>>5645730
>that. fucking. pic.
oh god im dying. you're alright.
i want to be with angie until i die but i'm like worthless garbage and she has a boyfriend so yeah.
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>>5645730
That image made me kek
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>>5645724
:D Yeah idk the hate I just am too stupid to be able to tell everyone apart if there weren't trips.
>>5645728
He's a little taller than me iirc not a lot, honestly surprised I didn't make a mental note of it. Didn't seem to be chasing, he asked for my number at an event with food trucks and such when I was waiting for my food (and shitposting on my phone here a bit)
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>>5645729
Doesn't matter where you got it from desu! I steal like half my pics l-lol
>Everyone needs it desu
wise words.....
>>5645735
>he asked for my number at an event with food trucks and such when I was waiting for my food
oohh I remember when you were posting about that !
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>>5645721
bebby i found a cute art
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>tfw no mtf gf
living in a small but comfy European town has its drawbacks
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>>5645745
depending on the country and town I will take that offer
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>>5645745
>euro frogposter
yeah, no.
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>>5645743
:D Yeah, I was really surprised, he was asking about the band that was playing then started the flirty talk like asking about job/if I live nearby. So far really there hasn't been anything to make me feel uncomfortable around him which is a first out of the 4 dates I've gone on.
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>>5645749
Even though he's older he seems like a cool dude! Better than some younger guys for sure at least.
Hope you two have fun together if you go on another date!
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>>5645752
Exactly! Yeah I'm at least gonna try to get out and disc golf or go hiking with him some :3
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>>5645746
>>5645748
I live in Damme, Belgium. Close to Bruges.
>Pic related
>>5645750
Might consider that.
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>>5645755
ive seen her, shes not as bad as she thinks. that's a good meme though, is the full movie actually good?
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>>5645756
that is really comfy, I should transition after all
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>>5645756
>>5645756
>I live in Damme, Belgium. Close to Bruges.
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>>5645711
why so mean to sheen friend?
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>>5645762
eurocock isnt a good reason to transition but it's better than repressing so i feel my hand is forced to approve, even if i disagree.
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How to cope with self harming urges /mtfg/?
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>>5645775
go even further beyond.
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>>5645775
Pookie please don't
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>>5645775
why drinking of course, why tamper with a classic
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>>5645786
>16
MODSMODSMDOSMODSMODSMODSMODMSODMSODMOSDMOSDMODSMOSDMOSDS
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>>5645786
oh I'm not going to help you do that, I was only answering your question friend and do not condone your self abuse in any form. you should have a cup of tea or milk and rest up for tomorrow when you might feel better
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>>5645775
>self harming
>16 year old
obviously lol
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>>5645775
>tfw I don't selfharm but enjoy being harmed
I steal all my pics too pretty much.
But goodbed!
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>>5645797
I'm not lizbell.
this is lizbell
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>>5645804
nice meme.
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>>5645805
pic related?
>>5645806
>meme
he's like 45 or some shit
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>>5645809
Yes
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>>5645809
>being retarded
>le misgender maymay
>reaction images from tumblr
ur going all out kid you need to cool iot LMAO
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>>5645813
they got my age wrong but they didn't misgender me
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>>5645803
My ex corrupted me sort of. biting the markings scratching all that fun stuff. No idea I liked it till she did it and stuffs. You and frog should try it desu senpai
and I totally won't ask for a recording of it or anything.
But my self hate ties into it I guess, I like that other people enjoy hurting me. B
I'm gonna sleep now though
>tfw Noun will never say goodnight to you again
Goodnight peeps!!
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>>5645825
sleep well m8
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>>5645825
aaa you sound so similar to me woa
>I like that other people enjoy hurting me
Yessss
>and I totally won't ask for a recording of it or anything.
l-lol I probably would but I don't think she'd be down ;p probably for the best!
Gnight Mado! Sweet dreams.
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>>5645818
don't make me post dick
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>>5645835
what is that supposed to prove? don't get all semantic and scientific on my ass, or i'm going to fucking slap you until you think properly.
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>>5645813
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>You *do* have Valentine's Day plans, right?
Hehheh
heheheheheh
I won't be alive come valentines day :^)
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>>5645862
Anon you damn well know you'll be here shitposting as usual.
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>>5645865
nah I've got a date and time to go. It was nice shitposting, guys. But all good things must eventually end
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>>5645867
Why anon?
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>>5645872
life just isn't for me - the whole trans thing and the loneliness and the knowledge that I'll probably fail uni.
Just a few more days :^)
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>>5645836
[x] Y chromosome
[x] upper body made for labour
[x] naturally occurring facial hair
[x] feet made large for increased mobility for hunting and/or labour
[x] caveman brow
[x] crooked man nose because god says fuck you
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>>5645877
You are most likely some scrawny, pasty nerd with long hair and slumped shoulders. You should probably hit the gym to have something from that list as a problem.
>>5645867
Good luck on your date. I am sure we'll hear all about it here.
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good morning thundercats
how's everyone doing today ?
>>5645374
>hat are you planning for Valentine's Day?
not sure yet but most likely brunch, restaurant, zoo, and then fucking like rabbits
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Coffee or sleep?
I couldn't sleep because my body was hurting for unknown reasons.
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>>5645881
>I better hit that gym before my bones and face look like shit
absolutely
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Welp that felt nice
Good night /mtfg/
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>>5645877
you just signed a contract with the worst type of person. i will issue you said slapping at my nearest convenience.
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>>5645881
why does ronnie look like he's trying to escape out the top of his body
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>Plans to meet internet friend in a few months
>Things start to get really lewd online
>Know things will get horribly lewd irl
>Am a pure virgin
oh noo I'm going to make a fool of myself
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>>5645896
He's leaving humanity behind.
>>5645887
In order for them to look as shit as you complain - definitely.
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>>5645892
You didn't do it, did you Pookie?
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>>5645892
I didn't realize you were Pookie when you were replying to me last night.
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>>5645894
you can't disprove my reasoning with violence
>>5645900
Rick is really going to be the first space marine
>In order for them to look as shit as you complain - definitely
build and muscle are two different things, I wish I was scrawny and slouched, I have the shoulders like Bison from street fighter
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>tfw so exhausted you go to FtM General thinking it's the MtF one and don't notice until 30 minutes later
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>>5645911
oh, i will. i'll personally shove pills down your throat if i have to.
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>>5645911
>I have the shoulders like Bison
Needless to say I don't believe you. It's probably BD talking.
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>>5645915
that's not all you should shove down there
>>5645919
my 18" shoulders would like to have a word with you
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>>5645923
oh, damn bbgurl, you're right. how about some...oh, you know this gets me going. do you have some time for our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
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>>5645923
Why do the shoulders get bigger with every retelling?
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>>5645923
>18" shoulders
Shieeeet seems everyone around here has them.
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>>5645931
her shoulders are like pinnochio's nose.
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>>5645934
>tfw your broad shoulders get you clocked
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>tfw breaking someone's heart for Valentine's day
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>>5645937
Is that you doughnut? Is that the whiny Swedish troll?
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>>5645938
Just don't let people see you from the back.
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>>5645939
Who is this poor unfortunate soul?
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>>5645937
you're lucky i can't drive. i'd take the 3 hour trip right now to slap you.
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>>5645882
Oh my god that's a really good sword
also I just got done with my first successful anal
yay!
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>>5645940
My shoulders are 16"
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>>5645941
>not realizing my pic was a cis girl
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>>5645943
maybe I enjoy physical abuse
>>5645947
mwee indeed
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http://strawpoll.me/6698582
http://strawpoll.me/6698582
http://strawpoll.me/6698582
http://strawpoll.me/6698582
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>>5645955
1 - 10%
what's up everyone :o
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>>5645951
i think i'd only be physically abusive in a relationship. okay i just read that and that makes me sound deranged. i just mean that, it's probably a more kink thing???
>>5645955
1 0 0 %.
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>>5645951
Good because I'm going to beat you up
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>>5645942
A friend online who lives far away and wants to be in a relationship with me. He knows I don't do long distance and we've talked over and over about how it doesn't work for me, but that I still like talking to him. Then we made plans to meet that weekend, but he was rude to me this week about me getting a drink with someone as a date. It hurt my feelings and now I can't stand the thought of having him over.
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>>5645950
What? No one would mistake you for that girl.
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>>5645964
>A friend online who lives far away and wants to be in a relationship with me
Those are the worst. Let him down gently or abruptly, but cut all contact. This is what happens when you are too nice.
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>>5645964
It sounds like he might be the jealous and possessive type if he's already getting mad at you for hanging out with other people when you two aren't even an item.
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I finally grew the fortitude to make an appointment with my GP so I can sort my fucking shit out man (I am pre-everything). I feel pretty fucking great right now, now that I know that something's going forward in my stagnant life.
Thanks to whoever posted that hon album, really helped me make my mind up about this shit.
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>>5645958
I'll be in an abusive relationship with you anon, I learned to take a hit pretty well in my last one
>>5645959
cat cafe afterward
>>5645988
that's good to hear anon. the hon album for me just solidified that I was too old
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>>5645988
where u from? if ur from the uk ur gonna have a long wait to get hormones
>>
I have returned from the place of spells and fairies
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>>5645991
You're not too old you fuck
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>>5645947
Did you get your brows done ?
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>>5645991
im older than you and i started at ur age. i hope you feel better soon
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>>5645999
Is that Frank fukcing Yang?
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>>5646010
bb pls your thighs are way sexier than those. i'm glad you slept well. i'm just glad i'm actually fucking awake for once.
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>>5646010
You simply aren't as cool.
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>>5645999
welcome to my dramatic presentation Angie
>>5646002
I don't know who is who anymore, who knew so many people wanted to hit me, kinda heartwarming really
>>5646007
when they invent a cure for gorilla skeletons maybe
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>>5646001
Ye
Gonna go nap now though
>tfw no sleep
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>>5646016
I'm going to not give you hugs if you keep saying bad things.
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>>5646016
really? there's a pretty distinct difference between how angie and i type. also she's beautiful and i'm honnerific, can't you just feel it oozing through your monitor as you read this? :')
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>>5646016
don't make me come there and hug u >.>
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>>5646021
Whingie is far, far away from beautiful.
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>>5646026
your opinion is far, far away from meaning anything. keep trying, though. you'll get there.
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>>5645994
i'm willing to wait I guess, meh, it'll be worth it in the end
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>>5646021
I was referring to >>5645959
>>5646026
epic
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>>5646028
Give it time. You'll see. Every new batch of visitors does, sooner or later.
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>>5646034
oh. that wasn't me. that sounds too dull, even for me. anons better step the fuck back up, that cafe has my name all over it.
>>5646036
one day i'll make you see you the way i do. your smile is nice, i wish i could see it more.
>>5646037
i mean, i've been told this before. i'm still waiting. if you'd like to save me the time, i'm pretty open-minded and willing to listen.
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>>5646036
I'm running out of things I haven't already covered but I'm getting hugboxed like it's passgen on a friday night
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>>5646029
it takes up to a year, maybe more
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>>5646047
You're going to be fine.
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>>5646050
*hon
e p i c
p
i
c
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>tfw dream last night was coming out to my parents
Why did you do that to me brain
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>>5646051
Please
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>>5646041
Hell no. It's a rite of passage here. You get fed up with whingie, Kyler, Slim Shady or the retard of the hour and you leave, to be replaced by the next group. It's the tranny circle of life.
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>>5645875
>already failed uni
>still lonely
>still alive
eh it's possible.
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>>5646056
i have pretty high tolerance. i've had to live with myself for all these years, after all. i'm not leaving any time soon. at least not over pointless drama. i enjoy my company here.
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>>5646048
I'm 16, so I'm cool with it senpai, I've got that time. Do they do hormone blockers beforehand or what?
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>>5646066
nope and depending on where you are you could get a clinic that forces you to live full time before you get hormones. the trans healthcare in this country sucks dick
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>>5646070
Fuckin' A, man.
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>>5646066
guess you'd better self-med, kid
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>>5646078
my sentiments exactly
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>>5646066
The ugly truth is that almost everyone waiting on the NHS is already self-medding and waiting for a long series of interviews to start getting a discount more than they're waiting for any particular care or counseling.
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>>5646066
If you're 16 one more year on T can mean a world between being passable and not passable
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>>5646089
>16
it's too late anon it's pre 11 1/2 or bust sorry hon
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>>5646082
Can confirm, spoke to my doc in november last year, still waiting to be seen so im just self medding for now.
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>>5646091
franku mentioned an hour ago he was in a new maxfoe video that's something positive.
>no captcha
>error: you mistyped the captcha
um
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>>5646098
I saw it
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So I was gonna try camwhoring last night but I got nervous and chickened out before I started a broadcast.
Anyone here have any experience with this sort of stuff? I could use some pointers.
>>
>>
>tfw think you look pretty cute today
>look at some cis girl's insta
>it's gone
that was short lived
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>>5646122
Shit nigga you never, ever visit insta.
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>>5646133
Jesus christ.
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>>5646135
The game has gotten ridiculously good.
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>>5646122
If you're not an aspiring instagram girl yourself, advise only visiting there for outfit/makeup ideas.
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>first class of semester
>professor passes around attendance sheet
>it has my legal boy name on it
>girl next to me gives me a very odd look when she sees my name
>fuckkkkkkkkk
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>>5646082
True, I've been waiting since September after I tried in 2013, got sick of waiting, quit, shaved my head and gave up. The psych that referred me said the clinic has a 6 month wait. I looked at figures and its more like 12 from the date of referral.
I'm self medding and have been for 5 months now. I intend to bring in various papers and policy documents to my GP to say the potential of me damaging myself due to self medding is high, to get a bridging prescription and proper bloodwork done with a local endocrinologist more than just 'well you're not killing your liver.... yet'
whole service is a joke
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>>5645955
>this poll
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>>5646162
>filename
yeah i'm pretty much the same except i eat one meal and i would only masturbate lefthanded but i dont do it at all so.
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>>5646171
>i would only masturbate lefthanded but i dont do it at all so
you're pretty cute for an anon
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>>5646157
Plant tinkler on the back of her chair and just say "problem"?
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>>5646173
what does that have to do with my physical appearance?
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>>5646177
People can have cute personalities, little anon.
Although I'm starting to think you have a mild case of the sleepies.
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>tfw nobody to be your valentine
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>>5646174
truly a great idea
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>>5646181
i realized that after posting. i don't think it's a personality thing. more of a compulsion. i am ambidextrous but i was raised using my left hand primarily, so i just assumed if i was to ever do that kind of thing, i'd do that. i don't have a 'good' personality regardless.
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>tfw planning to use this weeks tips to send gf huge bouquet of red, pink and white roses, for passion, romance and purity, which symbolizes our relationship and our love
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>>5646188
you being left-handed isn't particularly cute
it's that you felt the need to say how you would fap and then say you don't fap :p
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>>5646193
i think i understand. i only mentioned it because of her filename. sorry if i was inappropriate. you're right, my thought process isn't wired properly right now.
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I want someone to slap me in the face until i'm crying and it leaves a hand shaped bruise.
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>>5646197
it wasn't inappropriate
it's adorable in the innocent way an aspie would be
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>>5646200
if you insist.
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>>5646200
>aspie
Yeah this general is awfully fucking adorable at times.
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>>5646218
it's also awfully fucking dead right now
wtf happened
did everyone take my advice and leave?
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>>5646184
I will anon
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>>5646235
hi
im kinda waiting for the guy who is staying here to fuck off then I can rub one out
wbu?
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I don't want to have a negative view of transbians, but I'm yet to find a decent, non-fetishistic one.
Please this isn't bait, and don't try to call it such to dismiss what is a valid question. Could anyone just provide me one example of one decent transbian?
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>>5646240
A decent transbian is like a polished turd.
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>>5646240
Me imho tbqh, cis girls > transgrills though
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>>5646249
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>>5646240
Tranbians are disgusting lol
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>>5646249
Real girls have dicks though
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>>5646261
hi
you take that back right this instant
everybody knows I'm too nice to say stuff like that anyway
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>>5646266
There you go with the ego-stroking. This is exactly why I do this, dearie.
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>>5645374
fuck, I've been so sick and just not-doing-great recently that we haven't made any plans yet
I wonder if we can still get reservations for someplace nice in the city, think that french place is still moving buildings, there's always a fall-back of a nice dinner at home like rabbit and maybe some chocolate fondue or something and a bubble-bath and bubbly wine to get in the mood for lewd
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>>5646270
it's not ego-stroking ~
especially since it's true
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>>5646262
You seem confused
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>>5645374
Hanging out with a single friend. There's not supposed to be romance, r-right?
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>>5646274
Why don't you post that witch-looking face of yours, hon?
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>>5646274
You proved their point you dumb hon
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>>5646278
y don't u post yours?
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>>5646249
>cis girls > transgrills though
WOW smdh
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>tfw nobody will date rape you on Valentine's Day.
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>>5646318
Hey how's fasting going?
>>5646336
It celebrates romantic love, not one of your chinese cartoons.
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>>5646342
sheever a cute.
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>>5646353
eating healthy is definitely smarter than fasting besides controlled intermittent fasting, better for your hair and skin too
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>>5646353
What a wuss. Very disappointing madds.
I lost a kilo the past week and I aiming to double that for the next week. I'll see if I am able to pack some muscles on it.
>>5646348
>Panelist/ Panel Host/ Caster/ Interviewer of all things DOTA2.
I don't think I'll be posting that webm again.
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>tfw you are supposed to arrive now at a place that's an hour away
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>>5646359
>What a wuss. Very disappointing madds.
i want to lose weight but im more concerned about my bulk rn and i decided to do this after seeing this chick's reddit post. she said she only ate 10-20% protein per day to return to feminine aesthetic which is waaaay less than i have been eating.
http://i.imgur.com/P4kFWZk.jpg
congrats on your loss though!!!
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>>5646367
Triggered
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>>5646367
do you mind posting your full diet/eating routine/whatever? I kind of really need as much diet info as I can get, I've really gotta start eating better or I'm literally going to die soon
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>>5646367
link to the leddit post please i beg you
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>>5646367
>going on T after SRS
what
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>>5646367
What bulk? You don't have a bulk (unless I confused you with someone). Also that 21 months on HRT photo is going to haunt my nightmares. Literal man with tits.
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anon-chan?
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>>5646374
You gotta pack them mussles brah.
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>>5646367
w-what does
>T, E2, E2, AA
mean :S I don't udnestand any of it but IK it's important
is she on 2 kinds of estrogens?? Why the testosterone? for musle?
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>>5646378
what's up anon?
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>>5646373
>>5646376
https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/43hcty/february_begins_26_months_of_hrt_timeline_of_body/
https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/43c1g8/26_months_hrt_quite_a_time_its_been_all_girl_all/
>>5646372
lol I have an ED and my diet is super fucked up so you probably don't want to follow my lead. Right now I'm' just trying to stay at 1300 calories per day and I don't work out at all
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>>5646384
post-edgy music pls :3
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>>5646388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
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>>5646385
She's actually claiming those are real tits.
What the fuck?
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>>5646388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5K-WLeT81c
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>>5646385
>all of that
>still has that face
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>>5646391
omgomgomgomgomg I've wanted an Anon-kun foreverrrrrrrr <3
I can't believe I finally have one
>>5646388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccY2aLEy3Lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfo4Jbn1fiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUOlc_j4rMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVQC3bx_AXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIwfruNJNUU
A small sample of my unlimited edge and angst
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>>5646377
idk i am at least immensely hopeful that i can drop some torso muscle still. I have little biceps and triceps and traps and my underbust is 37 inches and my shoulders feel like the hulk's. I fit into clothes better than I did last summer but I still have a tendency to cry in fitting rooms because nothing fits over my giant shoulders and desu if my torso doesn't get any smaller idek how i'm going to deal with it.
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>>5646400
You don't fuck around with estrogen.Terminally insecure body builders are hilarious.
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>>5646412
Can you post a (non-lewd) pic? I am curios to see if I mistook you for someone.
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>>5646418
Anon-kun, please be my waifu/husbando
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>>5646412
POST A LEWD PIC TOO
>pls master maddie
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>>5646412
get fat and go to plus size shops? desu if my shoulders don't get any less wide i'll just break both my collarbones
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>>5646421
im gooder tho
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>>5646424
Are you okay, anon? If you're feeling like shit, we can talk.
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>>5646418
>>5646423
im at school rn ;~;
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>>5646429
tbf I'm actually okay tonight, but it's nice to have some edge in the bank for those days, you know!
How are you doing?
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>>5646430
You came a long way holy shit
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>>5646430
how about after school ;~;
>ouija necklace
oh my god i was going to say that was pretty at first but now i'm terrified
throw that fucking thing away those are dangerous
just get a color changing gem or a pearl necklace like me
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>>5646435
good thing I'm a man
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>>5646430
Where'd you get that necklace? I want one.
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>>5646435
What about transmen?
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>>5646430
youre cute but you could maybe use thinner brows
if you have an eating disorder, that explains why you have prematurely aged skin
eat better and exercise and hopefully those wrinkles will subside a little
You pass now so if I were you I'd work on looking younger
not trying to bully just from my pov you should change or alter your goals a little since you look fem enough to focus on your actual health now
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>>5646367
My body looks like the 2 months pic..uggghh kill me. I feel so embarrassed to exist
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>>5646430
Oh for fucks sake maddie, I did not confuse you with anyone. You would have far more success with actually working out on a deficit than trying to waste away.
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>>5646434
I'm doing okay :D Listening to edgy music makes me feel good.
I had to ask. Lots of people who listen to music like that tend to be suicidal or unstable in a serious way.
>>5646435
N-nooooo. I always wanted a qt anon-kun husbando D:
Oh well...
Your normal music is cool and all... but it's too relaxing for me. I'm already too chill irl. :c
>>5646437
Anon-dono sounds soo.....
merp...
kinky...
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>tfw can't stop masturbating
wat do ?
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>tfw get compliments on your necklace in selfies a lot
>i stole it from a store
>>5646447
you'll be fucking fine and the 2nd pic is super cute
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>>5646447
I'm embarrassed for you too
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>>5646450
record it for us or describe it so some of us can jerk off
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>>5646455
not much to describe tho
I just flick the bean
and then feel good
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>>5646448
>working out on a deficit
explain in detail
how long does it take to get a fucking deficit
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I just watched the danish girl with my mom, she was crying and I was cringing, also at the perfume counter scene I walked out because I was getting envious of how just an actor can pass as a girl better than me, like what the fuck was his diet and workout plan for that fucking movie?
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>>5646460
how do you masturbate with a neovag
do you actually feel stuff? i was under the impression this whole time that you couldn't feel good from a neovag
do you put anything in there? is there a point to putting stuff in you?
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>>5646455
lmao
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>>5646460
Maybe u should let miss cock park it in there ;^))
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>>5646449
I am the Lord of this castle!
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>>5646463
You didn't know that you can feel pleasure and have orgasms post-op?
Jesus. No wonder everyone is so terrified of the operation
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>tfw thinking about eating less and going back to pretty much ana-days but got to love food too much again
time to fill up on water i guess
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>>5646449
If you listen to it non-stop it might wear on you I guess! When I'm real depressed I just listen to the really sad shit, you know
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>>5646465
whats the dumb bitch expect people to say? its 4chan and i sure as hell like jerking off to traps and their sex stories
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>>5646463
>do you actually feel stuff? i was under the impression this whole time that you couldn't feel good from a neovag
lmao I'm feeling a whole bunch down there
>do you put anything in there?
nah just cause I don't enjoy penetration much but it still feels good when I do it while dilating
>is there a point to putting stuff in you?
in mine ? no cause I don't like it
in other vaginas ? sure go ahead
>>5646466
lmao I am not into men tho
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>>5646469
is it true you can get female orgasms after HRT without srs though? i knew an MTF with her penis still and she claimed she'd get female orgasms
I don't think I could ever afford a pussy though
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>>5646480
>I don't deserve affection
then dump your fucking girlfriend you spoiled brat.
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>>5646480
This is autism
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>>5646481
>I don't think I could ever afford a pussy though
if you can ever afford a car you can afford a vag
same price pretty much
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>>5646468
Take me to your castle and make me your little hime, anon-dono
sugoi
>>5646471
O-okay. As long as you're not in danger from yourself. Take care of yourself, anon.
>>5646473
Man the audio quality on older songs is such a tragedy. I mostly listen to post-2000s stuff.
>>5646481
I have no idea. I don't think any MtF can claim to that they have "female orgasms" after hrt just on the basis that... we're not cis and we never were and never will be. There's just no frame of reference.
Having an orgasm without going limp or experiencing the fapper's guilt and staying horny, though? Being able to have consecutive orgasms without taking any breaks? Yeah that stuff is possible based on personal experience.
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>>5646462
I thought your mom hated trannies
nice bullshit Kayla
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>>5646476
pls my sides
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>>5646489
y-you too <3
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>>5646492
>I can't afford a car, not a new one at least
well but can you see yourself buying a new car in the future ?
I think most people can
>if I paid as much for SRS as I did a used car I expect to have an actual mutilated penis and not anything remotely resembling a vag
lmao tru
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>>5646494
i'm 100% serious
does she really fucking expect some kind of objective response on what to do about being horny? just fucking orgasm
you can't bitch about people being pervy if you say something that fuckin dumb
>hurr im horny wat do?
get fucked dude, literally
might as well get other peoples rocks off
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>>5646499
Ahem. I bought my car used. Exact same price as SRS from Chett... You're worrying me.
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>>5646491
no its a mom thing and a cis woman thing. my mom wanted to go see the danish girl with me. its tear jerker oscar bait for cis women to pity trannys, whether they do it from an anti-trans view or a shitty trans ally view isn't important
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>>5646489
Sure, I'll be your Oda Nobunaga
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>>5646503
i did! i don't smoke or use anymore. way better mentally than i ever have been since starting my transition
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>>5646503
Lily's srs in total worked out at around 17k euro or £13k in good old british punds
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>>5646506
As soon as you posted that, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQzif_nVt0A came on
It's meant to be, m'lord <3
I'll be your Nohime
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>>5646492
>I don't read and I'm poor so IDK shit about books
Well it's time to fucking start. This won't cost you a penny and it's high time to educate yourself on the crpa you stuff yourself with.
What exercise are you interested in? Something that targets the lower body (upper body being a big no-no with trannies)? Endurance? Maybe even strength? Put you on some trenbolone and see that bench skyrocket (that was a joke btw)?
>>5646476
Sex stories here always made me cringe. It was like reading badly written porn fanfiction.
>>5646501
You are most welcome.
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>>5646508
if you ever want to remotely make up for the damage and look your age you gotta go
full the fuck on nips to the wall dedicated /fit/fag and eat ultra healthy 24/7
being /fit/fag doesnt mean getting ripped but just being fucking healthy
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>>5646505
Well, saw it and decided against telling my mother about it. She's taking the whole trip to Thailand so casually... I would rather keep it that way and not having her worry about the surgery risks.
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>>5646515
Sorry, I'm getting it in May. Still have cancer between my legs.
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>>5646527
You need FFS far before SRS
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>>5646521
I have reasons to consider working my upper body, but lowerbody would definitely be the best right now. I have shitty knee injuries that I need to strengthen my thigh muscles to pull them back into place so I can get the needed surgeries
But to be honest I'd like to know how tone up my entire body, so I'd say 'all of them for reference sake'
>Endurance? Maybe even strength?
Both, because I'm incredibly weak and unfit
Not fat or any of that shit but just frail and unfit
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>>5646529
Fetishist hons don't want ffs
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>>5646517
Oh ho ho ho! Welcome to my fife, loli-sama!
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>>5646540
Why are you punching people
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>>5646542
It was an example
Why's that relevant anyways? If you really wanna know I live in a dangerous area and do a lot of walking, so it'd be great if I could at the very least run long enough to get away from someone, and I'd rather do that then have to fight but it's good to be prepared
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>>5646529
Well, I don't really need FFS. I've been full time for long enough to know I pass 100% or so close it doesn't matter. I need SRS because my genital dysphoria is pretty bad, even getting in the way of daily hygiene, not to mention it's required for an ID change here.
So, SRS first. Now, I'll agree that I'm old and ugly, but that's BDD speaking, not gender dysphoria. And I'll certainly get as much plastic surgery as I can afford later. Not while my mind is host to memory constructs that could influence me towards making my face look like theirs, though...
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>>5646545
According to pics you posted of yourself, you are not passable. In fact, the reason people don't call you out for looking masculine is because you are so clearly a tranny that they are simply courteous to you by ignoring how you think you look feminine. Just because everyone you encounter doesn't say "are you a woman" doesn't mean you're passable. In fact, they don't bother asking because you're so obviously a male in female clothing and its politically correct to accept that sort of behavior in today's society.
But go ahead, keep on being delusional and saying how you're so sexy and feminine and passable. Its not sickening and pathetic at all.
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>>5646553
idk what youre talking about
they look like a middle aged woman
old but womanly
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>>5646557
>totally not CFH without a trip, nah, that'd be idiotic
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The anons here really need to find a nice man's dick to sit on instead of being bitter assholes all day
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>>5646565
yeah im not though im the faggot asking about exercise books
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>>5646532
>>5646540
Honestly if you have the facilities nearby I would recommend swimming. I know that the whole swimsuit issue probably makes you break out in cold sweat but the benefits are numerous. It's low impact exercise that activates every last muscle on your body tightening you up all over (closest thing to the mythical toning). Next in line is cycling, low-impact with negligible effect on the upper body. Running should be tried after you deal with the injuries. The same goes for weight lifting. You have other sports dependent on what you have in your vicinity, how comfortable you are with other people and what you might find interesting. Any of those are better than wasting yet another 1000 hours on Dotter or LOL.
Here's something you might find interesting:
Strong Curves: A Woman's Guide to Building a Better Butt and Body by Brett Contreras (a trainer that specializes in female physique)
https://mega.nz/#!MQ9BWYjT!l0T6j18-2WFKbgVfTbZFs0GM1RoRFGMBpdPnZzqNUno
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>>5646562
I think she's said she's 37
For reference that's like 5 years older than Faye
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>>5646553
show pic
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every time I hear about srs it makes me cry, I will never afford it
i actually hate people able to afford surgery, like a white hot burning hatred
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>>5646553
Truer truths have never been truthed
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>>5646586
>tfw free srs but might not even get it
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>>5646570
Well, what's hilarious is that they think I'm insecure about passing. There are so many things that could trigger me badly, but they choose to attack me on the one point I'm rock solid about. Would have thought they would have learned by now, but they just don't.
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anyone /egghead/ here?
also that icky hair line , plsss halp .______.
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>>5646586
give it a rest Kayla
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>>5646591
fall on a knife please
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>Tfw have one girl nipple and one kinda in-between nipple
I feel so wrong
my right tit needs to pick up the pace
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>>5646595
Buy a gun and shoot yourself.
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>>5646594
but my balls are literally holding back my transition, I feel like my aa isn't working anymore
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>>5646599
for a decent gun and all the permits it takes I could get an orchi, but I am poor so no gun suicide or orchi
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>>5646601
Blood test
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>>5646601
Kayla, many things are holding back your transition. lack of education, work ethic, etc...
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>>5646592
I'm not sure if they're even attacking you. Anons like that usually seem to be really unhappy and troubled, so I suspect they're just using you to channel their misery.
>>5646597
I sat on a cute glass dick with hearts on it earlier. It was fun. But no, I feel like I enjoy edgy stuff just because I listened to tons of it growing up while I actually did feel really angry and sad a lot, so I think it just kinda became my taste. I just think it's fun.
I deeply enjoy feeling sad, though, so sometimes I use them to help me get there.
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>>5646603
Why do you need a decent gun to kill yourself?
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>>5646603
You could buy a new hipoint pistol for about 150$
All you need is one shot to work
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>>5646611
Only the best for Kayla.
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>>5646619
I'm pretty sure that what she meant is that she's so thick-skulled she'd need 20mm APDS to go through all that bone...
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*fart*
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>>5646634
How are you 70 years old and can't afford SRS yet?
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mean people people please go to >>>/trash/
thanks
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>>5646638
If you kill yourself, who will keep the ketchup industry alive?
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>>5646638
Because you're a crossdressing faggot.
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>>5646638
Honey, the only resource people care about you 'sucking up' is air for your continued bitching
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>>5646638
I'd like to like you, I really would, but you make it so hard...
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anyone know where's the best place to source progesterone in the uk? qhi don't do dis
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>>5646652
You're what a week in? Just calm the fuck down. Self medders are fucking retarded.
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>>5646655
kek
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>>5646657
20g of estrogen a day senpai
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>>5646657
u dont need to tell everyone it's common knowledge people who self med have low IQ
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>>5646655
actually i planned to start it a lot later, but since i'm paranoid about never being able to find things (not just trans autism), i'd rather get it over and done with.
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>>5646659
having low iq is trutrans
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My birthday on the 8th :3
also for valentine day I intend to spoil me to seeing Deadpool
Because i'm worth it.
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>>5646664
true
women are fucking dumb
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>>5646666
but I wanted to be your valentine
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>>5646659
Damn
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>>5646573
I'm not sure if there's anywhere to go swimming in my area because I live in the middle of resource-deprived scenic fucking nowhere, but I've been looking for a copy of Strong Curves so thank you very much.
I did do a bit of swimming at my aunt's inground pool but that thing is fucking nasty.
>>5646576
Faye's 32? She looks young
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>>5646661
> but since i'm paranoid about never being able to find things
same
ugh I need to start stocking up on all my girly meds and idk where even to start
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>>5646666
Sick devil quads
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>>5646672
Where do you live where 32 years old people look old?
Just take care of yourself and don't ruin yourself with sun or smoking.
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>>5646672
>Faye's 32? She looks young
thats what being rich does to a person
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>>5646679
Then why do you look like a 40 year old cross dresser
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>>5646689
b-but muh boobs
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>>5646659
lol dont make me tell your gf youre bullying other girls stupid fatass
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>>5646689
Because I am not rich. Also I didn't want to share this but faye is post op and has been for 2 years
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>>5646696
shes right next to me laughing...
o.O
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>>5646697
Proof
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make a new thread
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>>5646696
I'm right here though
just sleepy and mostly lurking
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http://i.imgur.com/k8kJ423.jpg
>Look at picture after
>I don't pass in the slightest
>I doubt hormones will fix this
Just fuck my shit up.
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>>5646706
I am not going to dox her but I found an old blog thing from her
faye is just like lilly, a dyke post op pretending to man it up to shit on us non passers
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>>5646701
your trip name is offensive
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>>5646697
> Also I didn't want to share this but
Then why'd you share it This was unnecessary and is just assassinating your own character.. you literally are a terrible person.
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>>5646595
thats basically free srs right there yo
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