Lesbian ass eating thread? Ps. How's my ass?... no

>>5644137
>How's my ass?
its cute
> no one has eaten it yet
thats too bad, but it seems girls are a lot more open to rimming than they used to be. just keep it clean and im sure you will find some cute girl to tongue punch your fart box in no time.

DESU if i was single id be hitting on you so hard.

>tfw no cake to eat

>>5644137
Uhh. Ew. No.

>>5644137
I'm cis les and I hate that this is my fetish. The idea of it is revolting to me and I have this huge fear of anything involving shit but I can't help but obsess over feminine asses. I just want to bury my face in them. Why can't humans just not poop

>>5644188
what's wrong with it? lol

>>5644137
I'd eat that booty like fucking groceries. Good damn girl

>>5644195
Just make sure they clean out and stuff before your eat their ass and you'll be fine. A considerate partner will have no issue with maintaining proper hygiene for you

You niggers are gross, poop comes from there. Bum biting is nice, but tongue punching a fart box literally causes diseases. That's gay man desperation, there's a sex hole for tongue time right near there, and it tastes better.

Women once again proving they are a bunch of tight assed shrill cunts with no sense of humor, experimentation, or adventure. Which is why they will always the weaker and less interesting sex

>>5644334
>i literally have no idea what proper hygiene is:the post
>i dont shower or wash with soap

>>5644354
That doesn't mean much.

>>5644349
Fuck off, retard. You're going to pretend you're being ironic or doing "the bantz" or whatever inbred fuccboi nonsense is in vogue in the /sp/-reject crowd, but it's patently obvious you actually believe dumb shit like that. I'm the one saying it's nasty to eat ass, and even I think you're being a cumguzzling moron. Virtually every post in here is approval.

>>5644293
Not putting my face near it.

>>5644349
Still....
Ewww. No

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Booty thread?

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>>5644440
mmmmm girl butts

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Won't lie. Booty eating is by far inferior to pussy eating. Pussy self lubricates, more sensitive, self cleans, it's pretty awesome.

But I would lick a clean ass if that's her thing. And I just love an ass to grab. With anal play at most it's little toys and stick a finger up while going down in the far superior area. I've only licked an ass on accident, ya know too enthusiastic and missed kind but since I haven't met a girl super into it it doesn't get requested.

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>>5644137

>>5644731
Also the best yuri series put out in twenty years, by the way. Y'all should definitely all download it, and buy the original printing.

>>5644739
sauce?

>>5644163
Cute butt. Don't worry about the squares OP, eating ass is super hot. I don't know why people think it's gross. It literally tastes like nothing as long as your partner isn't complete scum.

>>5644804
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/is_my_hobby_weird

I am a cis straight male and I just want to offer myself as an ass-eating implement for any lesbians that can't seem to get their asses eaten.

I am clean and sane and not a rapist, and I will shut my fucking mouth except when it's necessary for the butt-eating.

Thank you for your consideration.

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>>5644739
The best part is this artist came out of nowhere. I like to imagine they just locked themselves in a room drawing butts for 15 years then came out ready to make the best yuri of all time.

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>>5644847
It's never, even going to happen, and you are a disgusting troll creature that has both offended and repulsed everyone else in this thread. Especially the other straight and bi men that were just lurking. You fundamentally seem to misunderstand how attraction works, and the importance it plays in satisfying sex of any kind, and by so willfully showing off your total lack of empathy you underscore your actual lack of sanity or ability to shut your fucking mouth. I invite you to delete the post, leave the thread, and reconsider how you have ashamed yourself and your forebears, and furthermore consider what steps you might take in the future to not be such an all-encompassing tool.

Girl butt for everyone else who isn't awkward and pigheaded.

>>5644486
Pussies taste like rotten fish and acid. Asses taste like nothing if it's clean which it should be

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>>5644861
Rebuke accepted, though partly because accompanied by really cute butt.

>>5644865
You haven't tasted much pussy. You've eaten a lot of poop doe haven't you fuccboi?

>>5644860
I thought the best part was the boastful To Be Continued at the end, a cherry that beautifully embellished such a scrumptious cake.

>>5644847
>a cis straight male
then you dont deserve to ever touch a girls butt. ever. just be happy hillary wont win or you will all be locked in chastity devices all day.

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>>5644876
I'm worried that the fourth part will be the final one.

>>5644876
Idr but does that link have the continuation? Where booty-chan goes down on asslover-chan?

>>5644137
gross

>>5644897
Yes.