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What is Husbando Mode?
>Husbando mode is traditional male aesthetics. Husbando mode for /fit/ has been described as a body built from barbell strength training with accessories (texas method, madcow, 5/3/1), 13% to 17% bodyfat, a sharp hair cut (traditional short back & sides, buzz cut, short mohawks, etc), some facial hair, bodyhair should be grown out or trimmed but not shaved off completely or waxed, well fitted and stylish clothes but not hipsterish & no skinny jeans. Twinks, ottermode, & bodybuilders are not husbando mode.

>Improve strength through barbell training while eating adequate amounts of food
>Become big by being strong as opposed to aesthetic focused exercise
>Begin a movement against the prevailing wisdom that “looking good” means being emaciated, gaunt, and undernourished (male or female)
>Be humble about our own gains of strength while encouraging and teaching others to improve theirs
>Honor the lifters of the past who inspire us to become 70’s Big
>Test ourselves in competition while encouraging others to take the chance on competing
>Teach fundamentals of strength and conditioning and help athletes or non-athletes implement it into their training
>Help push the campaign that strength training makes women healthy and beautiful
>Establish the importance of strength training in an exercise, health, or fitness program

>Husbando mode Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/fmyJtHVM
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ewh
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>>5633670
Did you remember to lift today boy?
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>>5633673

I just woke up and I think i caught my mister's cold, it hurts to talk, suddenly so I think I'm gonna skip lifting today.
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>>5633665
workin on it. gonna go full musclecubmode.
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>>5633673
dont even lift tbhhh
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>tfw chub bear
>tfw working on being just regular bear
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>>5633685
you can do it anon.
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>>5633665
I wish I had a husbandomode trainer to get me 70s big DESU.
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>>5633695

Thanks Anon, I decided to stop making excuses and pushing it off "ill start next month, next week, etc" and just do it.
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>>5633711
I went thru exactly the same. I also had to overcome the feeling of "only jocks and douches go to the gym." And my local gym is full of idiots, but I can just ignore them now.
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So I sort of regret downloading scruff too.

Now I'm being ignored on 3 dating fronts.

Maybe I'm doing something wrong?
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>>5633731
how ugly do u need to be to get ignored on scruff lmao
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>>5633721

I don't have a local gym but I'm sure I can get by for now just trying to stay active and having a good diet. My focus right now is my diet, then building up my stamina.
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>>5633685
Iktf. Still 60+ pounds away from Husbando mode.
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>>5633764
Why not roid up and get there by the end of the year?
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>>5633744

No idea. Maybe people can smell the bitter and sour personality
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>>5633757
Consider getting into TRX training. It's easy, fun, you only need to do short bursts ( i can do my routine in 25 min.) and you don't need a gym.
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>>5633783
Are you in a place where you can bike? That's a great way to build your stamina and lose some pounds. I bike 30-60 minutes a day. Couldn't live without it, now.

Jogging is, of course, classic, but I find it gets boring and repetitive. Plus it has a lot of impact on your knees, so if you've got bad knees like me, it's certainly not ideal.
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>>5633766
I don't think i'm prepared to take those sorts of doses.

It's tempting though.
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im visiting oxford, its beautiful

literally everyone here is a 8-10/10, its 90% guys and I know theyre all intelligent guys as well!

this is the dream!!!
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I just slept for 15 hours

this can't be healthy
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>>5633802
it wouldn't take alot of doses
just do it, give in to the dark side
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>>5633764
>>5633802
You're already husbando material, bb.
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>>5633815
nah lol
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>>5633783
>>5633790

Not really, I'm in a bit of a weird spot. It's a rural area but right next to a busy highway. You can bike but I'd rather not

I do have a lot of pathed woods behind my house though, a lot of inclines and such so even just walking can be fairly strenuous after a while.

I'll be doing that and calisthenics and dumbbells just to start.
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>>5633823
Gotta sleep big to get big, anon.
>>5633825
You know, you're right. Who wants to make it past 50 anyways. I didn't expect to make it to 25, so I'm living on borrowed time as it is.

Time to cash in some saving, and get enough roids to kill an elephant.

>>5633830
Thanks bb. I'm pretty sure you even mean it.
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>>5633843
>>5633843
ask "mostly" homo for a good cycle and then ask if he can insert flu shot in your butt ;)
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Since you guys love muscle guys so much, would any of you guys go straight for one of these girls here?
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>>5633854

No

1) girls are unintelligent and waifish generally
2) that level of steroids mean they will be unhealthy mentally and physically
3) they dont have dicks
4) pro BBers are stupid
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>>5633854

No I'm not into bodybuilders

Someone like this maybe
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>>5633859
>4) pro BBers are stupid

Wut?
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>>5633854
Check out those arms.

>she will never give you a hand job
>she will never fuck you in the ass with a strap on.
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>>5633863

to BB as a profession and not a hobby you must be really desperate.
only someone too stupid to get a normal career would do it
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>>5633852
I'm on a cycle already. It took me roids to even look this shitty.

>>5633859
>they dont have dicks
On the doses they're taking they might.
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>>5633859
>1) girls are unintelligent and waifish generally

Matter of opinion. Most of these women are very manish in their thinking.

>2) that level of steroids mean they will be unhealthy mentally and physically

Not really. Only turning competition day.

>3) they dont have dicks

Strap ons.

>to BB as a profession and not a hobby you must be really desperate.
only someone too stupid to get a normal career would do it

What is a "normal career?"
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>>5633881

one that doesnt involve taking industrial quanitites of toxic drugs before painting yourself orange and presenting your buttcheeks to an audience
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>>5633873
what's your cycle lil guy?
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>>5633885
>one that doesnt involve taking industrial quanitites of toxic drugs before painting yourself orange and presenting your buttcheeks to an audience

There is literally nothing wrong with that.
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http://onenewsnow.com/politics-govt/2016/01/29/activist-documents-trumps-support-for-lgbt-causes
CAN'T
STUMP
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>>5633802

your beard looks trashy
post face redneck
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What percentage of female bodybuilders are straight, gay, bisexual? Reminder that just because someone stars in lesbo porn doesn't mean they aren't straight.
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>>5633898
You do know Trump is a corny capitalist and half the stuff he supports is stuff Democrats support right?
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>>5633815

how will you ever fit in there John?
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>>5633899

It's not bad he should invest in some beard oil and a brush though
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>>5633903
What's wrong with capitalism?
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THIS ISN'T /FIT/. TAKE YOUR STUPID BODYBUILDING/STEROID TALK SOMEWHERE ELSE IDIOTS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcVno8saeZY
https://youtu.be/Cra6NEv6PJw
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>>5633907
>What's wrong with capitalism?

Cory capitalism retard.
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>>5633911
/fit/ literally hates him over there.
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>>5633911

Twinks and whatnot can talk about their qt regiments too if they want
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>>5633888
825 mg of test/wk.
>>5633899
T-thanks.
>>5633906
>beard oil and a brush though
I'll have to do that. I've been using just regular shampoo & conditioner, and it's still pretty coarse.
>>5633903
Politically he's sort of all over the place. But that'll tend to happen, in a two party system.
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>>5633918
blah blah blah

>cardio bodies are best bodies

No body builders will last past the apocalypse
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>>5633921
better up that to 1g bb
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>boyfriend messages me
>says he has the house to himself
>wants to know if I want to come over
>we talk sex for a while

Holy shit, I'm going to lose my virginity today. What the fuck do I do? What do I need to know? I'm kind of scared, but I'm really excited too.
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There big girls aren't they /gay/ gen. Could you handle them?
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>>5633921

I recently got some and it makes a big difference. I still use shampoo but the beard oil works way better than regular conditioner, especially if your beard ever gets itchy.

This is the brush I got http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00YO69D7M

I've only been doing it for half a week and it's a big difference. My beard used to look really curly and scraggly but now I almost look like a functional member of society.
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>>5633930

Never seen one woman with bodybuilder sized muscles who looks like a woman.. they all look like men in drag.
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>>5633929
Bring condoms and lube.
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>>5633927
Nah, Might as well jump straight to 2g. Gains and bitch tits here I come.

>>5633911
>TAKE YOUR STUPID BODYBUILDING/STEROID TALK SOMEWHERE ELSE IDIOTS.
Fem4fem?

Doesn't get much gayer then bodybuilding to be honest.
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>>5633934
>they all look like men in drag.

Does that turn you on?
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>>5633911
I think you dont belong here bae, here these lil ones are more your type: >>5620610
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>>5633843
Of course. I might be a compulsive liar, but never about qts.
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>>5633673
naw
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I get to meet Slut Boi today, i'm excited
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>>5633939

Bodybuilding is a waste of time.
We are all going to die.

Might as well eat what you like and do what you like to do (as long as you aren't hurting someone else or yourself in the process).

I'm so tired of hearing men talk about how they spend all their life in the gym. So fucking narcissistic they all are.
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>>5633939
>Doesn't get much gayer then bodybuilding to be honest.

This.
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>>5633953

Hedonists are the ultimate narcissists
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>>5633953

The only reason I lift is so I can eat whatever the fuck I want
I get to eat 4000 calories of good ass food every day and turn it into muscle all in exchange for around 3 hours a week of my life at the gym
Power lifting life is great
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>posting girls in gaygen

gross
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>>5633952

hopefully he punches you in your face
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>>5633964
>get called gay/tranny lover on /fit/ for posting men
>get called straight on /lgbt for posting women

I CAN'T WIN
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>>5633948
<3
>>5633953
>Everything is a waste of time.
>We are all going to die.
ftfy
>>5633955
Pretty much.

People who avoid the gym will never know the hedonistic pleasure that is a post workout sauna/shower.
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>>5633969

I didn't say you were straight I said what you were doing was gross
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>>5632987
pics or it didn't happen.
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what do you want to be when you grow uP?
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>>5633974
>I didn't say you were straight I said what you were doing was gross

I thought you guys like manish looking women.
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>>5633975
it was me tbqh
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>>5633978
A helicopter. Or maybe a firetruck.
>>5633979
Some gays don't even like manish looking men.
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>>5633987
Transformers isn't real.
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>>5633990
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>>5633991
You're not real.
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>>5633978
A housewife.
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>>5633978

A functional member of society
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>>5633978
A Caribbean fisherman, then a Botanist, then a German teacher, now I have no idea and nor do I care, but it sure beats being a student.
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>>5633978
boxer, baseball player, dj, lawyer, chef, photographer, forensic anthropologist, entomologist
now i'd rather just be a rock or concept or dismembered or something
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>>5633996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuJqidKLncg
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>>5634039
>being a spoiled brat = illuminati mind control
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>>5634017
>tfw jupp and sp will be this beefy in the future

soon
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>>5634042
You have high expectations.
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>no bf that can cook
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>>5634017

omg jupp stop no stop fuck why that's so cute ow jupp why it hurts

>>5634042

That's a really cute picture.
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>>5634041

'Corrupt fresno cops will try to kill me this weekend': Activist John Lang's grim prediction days before he was found stabbed to death and his house was set on fire. He documented the harrassment and the plans of the cops with video cameras around his house.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTMl9Ncxd-jhZ81s4z3XA6w/videos
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>>5634057

I read about that the other day. Spooks me the fuck out. I need to buy a gun.
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>>5634057
it turns out that he staged the entire thing and even martyred himself to make this conspiracy theory seem real. the truth is, this guy was a nobody just looking for attention. a professional victim.
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>>5634070

You're seriously dumb if you think that. Go watch his youtube videos.... something was clearly up.
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>>5634048
Life is suffering.
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>>5633980
I think I would actually pay money for that video.
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>>5634070

except for the fact he was stabbed multiple times in his back...

explain to us how he stabbed himself in the back you pig shit.
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>>5634048
I'm here.
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>>5634081
Come cook for me bb.
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>>5634080
He probably used his fuck machine
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tfw no qt drug dealer bf
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>>5633978
Better than my dad
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>>5634047
I have low expectations. You and sp were already supposed to be that been by now.

But you will get that BEEFY.
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>>5634092
You don't need a dealer for hormones. Just order them off internet.
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>>5634092

there's nothing qt about doing drugs or selling them
get your life together 5652

love,
swede
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>>5634081

Can you make me delicious hot pot?
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>>5634086
I'm already cooking at work or I would.

>>5634103
I've never made it, but it seems easy enough. I'd try whatever my man wants.
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I hate my mother
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He's on his way AAHH SO NERVOUS
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>>5634110
Is he going to your house?
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>>5634097
c o c a i n e e e
blatantly most masc poster here anyway u kno
>>5634098
lol fuck off
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>>5633953
>Do what you like to do
And some people like lifting and bodybuilding. So they do it
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just a second it's my favorite song they're gonna play and i cannot text you with a drink in my hand eh you shoulve made some plans with me you knew that i was free and now you wont stop calling me im kinda busy
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>>5634106

Yeah I love simple home cooked food

If a qt made me really good roasted vegetables or something like that I'd be his forever
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>>5634113

Yes!
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>>5634047
>not becoming Instagram famous husbears

Jupp pls.
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>>5634103
Every hot pot I've had was bad.

>>5634106
What's work?
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>>5634130
Shit don't pay bills yo.
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>>5634092
Been there done that. There's nothing good about dating a dealer
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>>5634137

I mean, it really depends.
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>>5634118

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a3MkdnxBFA
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>>5634139
I mean if they're dealing it's because they need money and don't have anything else to fall back on. Always having to go meet people which is annoying. Having the free drugs around is cool I guess but doing a bunch of drugs isn't really a good thing.
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>>5634136
For them it does
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>>5634147

I've met like some really friendly ones that made perfectly good partners. And I also liked meeting a bunch of people. Some of them were skeezy but like most of his buyers were just chill guys.
And I mean, yeah, I couldn't control myself over all the free trips and highs, but it didn't help that i was also using other things atm
Maybe my opinions is biased because Iwas almost always in a cuddly affectionate mood with him but I don't remember it being too bad.
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>>5634136
You might be surprised.
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>>5634166
fuck you
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>cooking ramens and eggs

can't wait to have a man so I can cook for him like a real housewife xD
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>>5634173

Could you not?
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>>5634168
>fuck you
Why? What did I do?
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>>5634125
I don't make a lot of single side dishes cause I don't like washing the extra dishes. I do a lot of one pot meals, like curry and gumbo, so hot pot would fit right in. Roasted veggies are easy though.

>>5634131
Hospitality, mostly running the kitchen.
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>>5634187
>Hospitality, mostly running the kitchen.
Nice. I had some friends that used to do that. They made pretty good money, irrc.
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>>5634136
Have you seen how much steve raider makes, golly
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>>5634187
>gay guy makes spicy food

Do you like spicy buttholes?
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I don't think I could date a guy with a net worth of less than 1 million dollars
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>>5634193
I don't make good money.

>>5634199
Spicy food is for non sexy days. But if daddy likes them, then whatever.

>>5634205
This is Jewy even to me.
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>>5634216
>non sexy days

No such thing
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>>5634216
well I think I'm being very generous, because a net worth of 1 million dollars is not very impressive at all
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How do I meet other faggots and make gay friends? I mean friends not 'friends'.
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>tfw ran out of food
>tfw too fucking lazy to go the grocery store
>tfw starving

I finally know how african ppl feel desu
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>>5634230
>tfw diet
>tfw counting the seconds until I can have my next bit of food
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>>5634229
I couldn't say. All my friends are straight.
>>5634234
I know how you feel, I've been fucking up my diet the last few days.
Do what I did, and take a half naked picture of yourself. It'll help fight cravings.
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>>5634243
>I couldn't say. All my friends are straight.
you are straight too
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>>5634243
>take a half naked picture of yourself.

If I was willing to do that I wouldn't need to be on a diet. My whole torso area is a mess. All my weight goes to my chest and belly
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>>5634137
hes just qt
+ who doesnt sell drugs lel..not as many people run multi-million wholesale drug operations
>>5634141
c r y p t i c
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UGH HE TAKING SO LONG TO SHOW UP
The anticipation like ugh c'mon i'm going crazy
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>This thread isn't wanted anywhere

Fucking IoI
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>tfw no Christian bf
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>tfw no scruffy nerd bf that's on the CIA hit list
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>>5634251
Touche
Now post butt.
>>5634254
Mine goes almost exclusively to my love handles.
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>>5634284
Hey bb.
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>>5633665
>spent the last year liftin and bulking
>go from a 5'9 135lb skellyfag to 160lb dyelfag
>still not at my goal body yet
>guys start throwing themselves at me
>gotta maintain focus
>avoid gains goblins
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>>5634300

post progress pic!
i love progress pics ^^
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>>5634287
Post your Roid butt
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>>5634287
http://41.media.tumblr.com/98950aa1284321f5f1710e17bb411ee6/tumblr_msh8mqjJGu1sxiiwwo5_1280.jpg
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>>5634313

th-that is a big dick

>tfw mine will never hang that low
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>>5634316
>tfw prefer smaller ones
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bought a new teddy bear lads

it says 'oxford' on it
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>>5634339

Are you going to fuck it?
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As I was telling the familiars of the night in the previous thread, last night I had my ass pounded into oblivion by a pretty cool dude that I'm going to handle out with again.
>masc
>snowboards a lot
>rocking body because he's on gear
>aggressive/take control type
>college professor
I used his shower with three shower heads in it; those things feel amazing.
Talked for awhile then cuddled. I'm like hyperventilating the whole time because he can't stop playing with my ass.

>>5633867
Those are the arms of Iris Kyle, nine time Ms. Olympia.

>>5633934
Cory Everson
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>>5634349

>I'm like hyperventilating the whole time because he can't stop playing with my ass.

what
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>>5634349

do you think you might settle down with him?
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>>5634353
>settle down
Why do people here always jump to that? Lol stop feeling so lonely anon

>>5634352
Not full on but hyperventilating but if you don't get my point I'm not going to explain it lol
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>>5634362

i mean, if hes smart, nice and sexy then why not?

do you think youll find someone better?
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>>5634366
With most things anon I think as far as the next day. I don't fuck a guy then plan out the rest of my life with him in my diary
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>>5634374

Are you a woman?
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>Tfw fem twink and find masc guys hot but you act like you're only interested in topping qt twinks because you dont want to seem like a bitch
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GOD DAMNIT WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN BORN AS A ONELEGGED FEMALE MINORITY??
>>
>>5634344
fg only cuddles his teddies, he's not a degenerate.
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>Thread isn't wanted on /fit/

>Thread isn't wanted on /asp/

>Thread isn't wanted anywhere

>Keeps getting deIeted everywhere it's posted

OP has designed itself to be B T F O every time and can never win, it's glorious.
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>>5634386
trip on, me
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>>5634386
iktf
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>writing personal statement for graduate school about professional goals
My professional goal is to suck some professional dick
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>>5634098
but you do drugs all the time because nobody loves or cares about you. At least people love 5652.
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>>5634396

Can I see your personal statement? I'm always looking for ways to improve my own.

>>5634388

this
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>>5634384
No but you sound like one asking me if I'm going to settle down after one meeting.

>>5634390
The guy that just fucked me gave me the heads up on the best waxing place around so I'm probably going with the place he told me.
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>>5634409
You've gotta take before and after pictures
I'm very interested to see how you handle getting your asshole waxed haha
>>
>>5634400
pmsl
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>>5634404
girl it's some shit it all I have now is
>personal story
>interest in research
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>>5634425
you should impress them with your 4chan skills
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>>5634430
>In my spare time I like to post on image board talking about my interest like dicks, men and boipussy.
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AH HE'S HERE
He's just as cute in person as he was in pictures
Maybe a little cuter AAAHHH
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>>5634438

Calm down faggot
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>>5634437
I know I'm impressed. Sounds like a good start.
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>>5634438
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>>5634311
No.
>>5634349
mad jelly
>>5634409
Post pics when you get it done.
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>>5634418
I plan to and I'm sure I'll be laughing from the pain. He's been waxing for six years and all his hair that grows feels like peach fuzz

>>5634452
Why are you jelly? He isn't a twinkwhore
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>>5634460
Jelly of him.
He's going to get to plow a smooth red, lol.
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>>5634449
>tfw no sp bf
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>>5634485
Lol yeah I told him about that. He likes the hair too and he said he'll be sad to see it go but he'll survive lol.
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>>5634503
>tfw no /wwe/ bf
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just wrote my first draft of my personal statement like 6 months early

its good to be prepared I think.
What do you think?
http://pastebin.com/LeWdubLS
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>>5633978

Dead.
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>>5634520
I got asked a few weeks back if I'd ever done pro wrestling. lol
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>>5633978

Academic
its the comfiest occupation
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>>5634570

From the couple pics I saw you do look a little like an indy wrestler, they're a lot smaller than WWE wrestlers
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>>5634598
>a lot smaller

Lol ann is tiny
>>
>look up powerbottom on rule 34 site
wew muh dick
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>>5633665
You do realize that the people in the pic don't follow your definition of "husbando mode." Except for Klokov, but he's an Olympic athlete and all.
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>>5634637

>justin
>not husbando
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>>5634615

Nah WWE wrestlers are just fucking giants. This is one of the smallest guys on the roster
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>>5634598
>indy wrestle
I knew there was a term for it.

>>5634615
Ikr, I'm back under 200, not even man sized.
But wtf do normies know.

The Chief of Police in my down goes to my gym, and he used to be an indie wrestler. He did a show to celebrate making it into office.
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>>5634652
I don't really follow wrestling, isn't John Cena like 5'4?
>>
Why do you people like the roided look? I mean it may look pretty nice when done right, but how can you live with the fact that it's all temporary?
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>>5634652
There are guys way smaller than Devitt.

>>5634653
>200 pounds
I weigh more than you bb
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>>5634653

They probably meant you look like Chuck Taylor
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>>5634670
The best friends <3
Ive seen him wrestle a bunch of times he's nice as fuck
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>>5634659

He's 6'1 but huge, not only does he have bodybuilder physique he has the functional retard strength that professional bodybuilders don't have

>>5634663
>There are guys way smaller than Devitt.

Not many, he's really skinny for WWE where almost everyone are well over 200lbs.
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>>5634520
>>5634652
>>5634670
Yeah but it fake though.
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>>5634689
Yes really
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>>5634438
post pics tho
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>tfw weekend
>tfw alone
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>>5634698

So?
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>>5634714
wasnt even aware that it was the weekend
i thought it was thursday t b h
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>>5634728
get a job hun
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>>5634715
So buttons. Fake hoodratshit ain't my style yo.
>>
>>5634730
on the dole bruv
applied for like 70 jobs in the last week and a bit not even joking
>>
>>5634698
I don't think I'd ever do it. I imagine the pay isn't that great.
Thought about getting into boxing or mma though.
I've got a high pain tolerance and a pretty punch-able face. lol
>>
>>5634400
Do not make fun of Swede. Just because nobody truly cares for him does not mean you can pick on him.
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>>5634745
I see that worthless degree is doing it's magic. Huehuehue
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>>5634715
>so?
You're an idiot
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>>5634747
>punchable face
Always reminds me of Donovan.
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>>5634758
i dont have a degree
idk about you either but i want to go to university to expand my skills + learn not to have a qualification
>>
I'm at circes house and they are a real human bean
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>>5634774
NEET even worse
>>
>>5634767
he is pretty cute
>>
>>5634698
Yeah, but that's sort of the point. Professional wrestling is spectacle more than sport, the same way all those medieval times type restaurants are. Wrestling fans are storyfags.

>>5634747
Do you want cauliflower ear? Cause that's how you get it.
>>
>>5634782
kk and what are you doing with ur life
trust me im going places just watch me bro
>>5634776
smash her tranny face in
rob everything
>>
>>5634776

>>5634776

does circe smell like curry?
Is their place stinky?
is it really unclean?
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>>5634786
He didn't age well.
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>>5634806
I'm not posting here 24/7 like you, that's for sure.
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>>5634813
>no
>no
>cleaner than my place.
At first I was worried it was going to be like that /v/ meetup I went to. Never again i still have nightmares
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>>5634802
Pretty sure my looks could only be improved, by a few brutal beatings.
I mean teeth are over rated.
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>>5634776
Watch out.
She might pull a caddy on you.
Circes a rapist watch out...
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>mfw I see a 565 faggot post
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>>5634844
Noooo not the face
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>decide to wear slutty outfit to gym
>both really looking forward to it and anxious about it
>muster up the courage to go
>gym is closed for maintenance
>mfw God doesnt want me to be a slut

welp
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>>5634828
>leather
>bears
into the T R A S H
>>5634862
fuck off maki u freak
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>>5634923

be a slut here then
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>>5634863
Not going to lie, there's something distinctly appealing about showing up to work with a black eye and busted lip.

Like the day after really rough sex, minus the sex.
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>>5634923
>>5634948
Do it.
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>>5634952

>tfw you see someone with a hickie and a fucking massive grin saunter into class 30min late
makes me pretty jealous to be honest
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>>5634923
post you in your slutty clothes or just the slutty clothes
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>>5634952
The first time I spent a weekend with a boyfriend, I ended up with bruises just all over my neck. It looked like I tried to hang myself. But it was pretty sweet.

Beat up guys are hot as fuck.
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Fwb sent a picture of his back

I told him it could have been a lot worse
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>>5634958
>>5634948
>>5634966

its not very slutty via internet standards i guess... um, its a deep Vneck tshirt with compression pants and short+tight basketball shorts. Normally I wear a hoodie and trackpants, so you know, its a big deal for me.

i thought it would be fun to wear while squatting but alas it was not to be.
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>>5634984

Slut
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>>5634994
show tummy
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>>5635014

not much to see im afraid :(
>tfw no abs yet
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>>5634994

Maybe you should squat for us

on a dildo
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>>5634963
I love giving hickies. Feels like I'm marking my territory.
>>5634967
>Beat up guys are hot as fuck.
I'm glad I'm not alone. I think I look manlier with a black eye and busted lip.
>>
>>5635029
I-It's not like I want to kiss them or h-hug you ... you probably smell bad from all those gym sessions
>>
>>5634994
That's not sluty by any standards.
What I'm wearing now is more revealing and I'm not even trying
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>>5634994
>deep Vneck tshirt
hello 2009 +
>masc
>slutty
d i s g u s t i n g
>>
>>5635044
>tfw no bf to mark his territory all over you

>>5635062
Post pics.
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>>5635062

thats because you're naturally a slut
>>
>>5635062

w-what are you wearing now?

>>5635065

but it is 2009+
>>
>>5634952
It's because you're watching too much Fight Club
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>>5634639
>tfw he's not my husband
>>
>Grindr been down all fucking day
>>
masculine men dressing sluttily is a paradox
you guys are just into hairy + fat faggots
>>
>>5635094

Why is it a paradox?
>>
>>5635094

Improve yourself
>>
>>5635092
I don't even use grindr anymore after it was one of the things that killed my relationship
>>
>>5635072
>>5635080
Some small shorts and a loose fitting tank top Nothing crazy
>>5635076
Thanks babe you always know what to say
>>
>>5635103

yeah but you live in cali or something where its normal to wear that kind of stuff

where i am its like 7 degrees
>>
Is it a large portion of the gay community that are conservative, or just those who post on 4chan?

btw I don't mean to start shit or anything, but I'd like to know what your experiences of IRL gay people are like. The gay people I've met have all been quite liberal, with a handful of exceptions in the older gays I've met, but I wondered if that was just because I lived in a large, global city.
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Some people seem to have deluded themselves into some fucking bohemian hyper intellectual....
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>>5635103

<3 yw bb
>>
>>5635108

Most gay people I've met have been pretty normal but just a little bit flamboyant.

Being a christian conservative has become the new contrarian position among young people on 4chan
>>
>>5635120

>i like museums and have an interest in psychology

not exactly "hyperintellectual" m8
>>
>>5635108
4chan isn't as right-wing as one might think

also being a conservative has become a meme
>>
>>5635120
>bohemian hyper intellectual

Is this bait?

Movies are a pretty bad date too
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>>5635130
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>>5635098
bc sluttiness isnt a masculine trait
straight guys dont wear 'slutty' clothes when they want to pull women only faggots think men can be 'slutty'
>>5635099
how
>>
just spend one hour talking to a guy who tried to convince me that male homosexuality is wrong cuz hiv

maybe he is right. oh god. all the statistics he showed me. oh no.
>>
>>5635083
lol, I didn't really like fight club. It was pretty funny how many straight guys loved it though, considering how heavy the homosex tones were.
>>5635094
Outside of bondage gear, I don't think there are any real slutty masc clothes.
Assless chaps?
>>
>>5635134
They are, but some people just write the most fucking pretentious shit and it's usually more like they are filtering chaff and faking interest
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>>5635137
>how

Try being pleasant

>>5635136

You should probably charge your phone
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>>5635137

>get a load of this guy

>>5635140

tanktops, henleys, skinny jeans, speedos, etc etc
>>
>>5635146

I agree with >>5635136 though

If I had a dollar for everyone who started a conversation asking a variation of "into" I'd have enough money to buy a meaningful relationship.
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>>5633665
>tfw /7bg/ is essentially dead
at least I know what to do now.
>>
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>>5635148
>henleys

Are henleys slutty? I usually wear them because they're comfortable and I prefer having long sleeves
>>
>>5635120

What's pretentious there?

>omg he put psychology between beer, sports and sex
>fukken hipster

like... gurl get your shit together
>>
>>5635140
not masculine faggotry
>>5635147
try not being a faggot
>>5635148
get a load of this faggot
>>
>>5635127
what does "normal but ... flamboyant" have to do with politics?
>>
>>5635134
>Movies are a pretty bad date too
Dinner and a movie is a classic. After getting to know each other at dinner you get to cozy up to each other and ramp up the sexual tension for couple hours.
>>
>>5635161

Henleys are cute

Esp if he got that chest hair
>>
>>5635164

Normal people are moderate, most people aren't easily put into a Red vs Blue mentality
>>
hmm
>>
>>5635154

I always have to amend my "what are you into" question because people assume Sexually.


No, I want to know what supposed books you like or shows you watch
>>
>>5635170
I don't think that is always the case
myself included
center right masterrace
>>
>>5635148
Lol, there's nothing masculine about skinny jeans and speedos.

I wouldn't call tank tops or henleys slutty.
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>>5635167

Dinner and a walk > dinner and a movie

Unless it's an at-home movie

Anywhere you aren't supposed to talk is terrible if we're talking about early-on dates
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>>5633665
Here is definitely more comfy than /fit/, we can finally be fully homo <3
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>>5635176
I love you even though you are a nazi now.
Look how cute you are with that haircut. :3
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>>5635169

Bears in henleys?
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>>5635177

"masc" just means masculine, its doesnt mean a beefy bigguy4u. skinny hipster twats can be masc too.
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Also this seems a good place to ask; what jeans do you guys with big legs wear? I really can't wear skinnies on a regular basis anymore ;_;
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>>5635178

A movie is usually good as a 2nd or 3rd date, since you've talked and maybe already moved into touching and kissing.

Or fondling
>>
>>5635185

I dont wear jeans, they dont fit my quads.

Chinos are the closest equivalent, and straight-cut chinos fit me just fine so i make do with them
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>>5635177
Masc is a state of mind
Stop repressing me
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>>5635181

You don't have to be a bear to have hairy chesticles
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>>5635185

Skinny jeans are awful anyway.

Wear jeans that fit your body styles.

I have thick thighs and a huge ass, and I like boots, so boot cut is my style with how longer and wider it is in the shin..

I wish bell bottoms would come back
>>
>>5635193
>I wish bell bottoms would come back

EW
>>
>>5635193

>I wish bell bottoms would come back

Gurl...
>>
>>5635182
>skinny hipster twats can be masc too
Hanging a beard and wearing plaid doesn't make you masculine in my opinion.

You can be skinny and masculine, but most of the hipsters I've known were pretty effete.
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>>5635202

i said "can", didnt i?
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>>5635193
>boot cut
lmao
>>
>>5635211
>>5635211
>>5635211
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>>5635207

What else do you wear when you wear boots.... And also live in texas
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>>5635103
Post pics.
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>>5635120
That person is so basic and incredibly far from being a bohemian hyper intellectual.
>>5635136
Oh wait. They're just lame.
>>
>>5635189
Yeah I'll look into chinos. Honestly I'm sick of jeans, I wish I could wear sweats everywhere.

>>5635193
>bootcut

I remember I loved bootcut jeans when I was like 10 kek
>>
I am small skinny guy who loves big strong men.
Anybody here into getting their muscles worshiped? Want to pick me up and make out?
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