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What is Husbando Mode?
>Husbando mode is traditional male aesthetics. Husbando mode for /fit/ has been described as a body built from barbell strength training with accessories (texas method, madcow, 5/3/1), 13% to 17% bodyfat, a sharp hair cut (traditional short back & sides, buzz cut, short mohawks, etc), some facial hair, bodyhair should be grown out or trimmed but not shaved off completely or waxed, well fitted and stylish clothes but not hipsterish & no skinny jeans. Twinks, ottermode, & bodybuilders are not husbando mode.
>Improve strength through barbell training while eating adequate amounts of food
>Become big by being strong as opposed to aesthetic focused exercise
>Begin a movement against the prevailing wisdom that “looking good” means being emaciated, gaunt, and undernourished (male or female)
>Be humble about our own gains of strength while encouraging and teaching others to improve theirs
>Honor the lifters of the past who inspire us to become 70’s Big
>Test ourselves in competition while encouraging others to take the chance on competing
>Teach fundamentals of strength and conditioning and help athletes or non-athletes implement it into their training
>Help push the campaign that strength training makes women healthy and beautiful
>Establish the importance of strength training in an exercise, health, or fitness program
>Husbando mode Pastebin
>tfw chub bear
>tfw working on being just regular bear
Iktf. Still 60+ pounds away from Husbando mode.
Are you in a place where you can bike? That's a great way to build your stamina and lose some pounds. I bike 30-60 minutes a day. Couldn't live without it, now.
Jogging is, of course, classic, but I find it gets boring and repetitive. Plus it has a lot of impact on your knees, so if you've got bad knees like me, it's certainly not ideal.
I don't think i'm prepared to take those sorts of doses.
It's tempting though.
im visiting oxford, its beautiful
literally everyone here is a 8-10/10, its 90% guys and I know theyre all intelligent guys as well!
this is the dream!!!
it wouldn't take alot of doses
just do it, give in to the dark side
Not really, I'm in a bit of a weird spot. It's a rural area but right next to a busy highway. You can bike but I'd rather not
I do have a lot of pathed woods behind my house though, a lot of inclines and such so even just walking can be fairly strenuous after a while.
I'll be doing that and calisthenics and dumbbells just to start.
Gotta sleep big to get big, anon.
You know, you're right. Who wants to make it past 50 anyways. I didn't expect to make it to 25, so I'm living on borrowed time as it is.
Time to cash in some saving, and get enough roids to kill an elephant.
Thanks bb. I'm pretty sure you even mean it.
Since you guys love muscle guys so much, would any of you guys go straight for one of these girls here?
No I'm not into bodybuilders
Someone like this maybe
Check out those arms.
>she will never give you a hand job
>she will never fuck you in the ass with a strap on.
>1) girls are unintelligent and waifish generally
Matter of opinion. Most of these women are very manish in their thinking.
>2) that level of steroids mean they will be unhealthy mentally and physically
Not really. Only turning competition day.
>3) they dont have dicks
>to BB as a profession and not a hobby you must be really desperate.
only someone too stupid to get a normal career would do it
What is a "normal career?"
>one that doesnt involve taking industrial quanitites of toxic drugs before painting yourself orange and presenting your buttcheeks to an audience
There is literally nothing wrong with that.
What percentage of female bodybuilders are straight, gay, bisexual? Reminder that just because someone stars in lesbo porn doesn't mean they aren't straight.
THIS ISN'T /FIT/. TAKE YOUR STUPID BODYBUILDING/STEROID TALK SOMEWHERE ELSE IDIOTS.
Twinks and whatnot can talk about their qt regiments too if they want
blah blah blah
>cardio bodies are best bodies
No body builders will last past the apocalypse
>boyfriend messages me
>says he has the house to himself
>wants to know if I want to come over
>we talk sex for a while
Holy shit, I'm going to lose my virginity today. What the fuck do I do? What do I need to know? I'm kind of scared, but I'm really excited too.
There big girls aren't they /gay/ gen. Could you handle them?
I recently got some and it makes a big difference. I still use shampoo but the beard oil works way better than regular conditioner, especially if your beard ever gets itchy.
This is the brush I got http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00YO69D7M
I've only been doing it for half a week and it's a big difference. My beard used to look really curly and scraggly but now I almost look like a functional member of society.
Never seen one woman with bodybuilder sized muscles who looks like a woman.. they all look like men in drag.
Bodybuilding is a waste of time.
We are all going to die.
Might as well eat what you like and do what you like to do (as long as you aren't hurting someone else or yourself in the process).
I'm so tired of hearing men talk about how they spend all their life in the gym. So fucking narcissistic they all are.
>Doesn't get much gayer then bodybuilding to be honest.
The only reason I lift is so I can eat whatever the fuck I want
I get to eat 4000 calories of good ass food every day and turn it into muscle all in exchange for around 3 hours a week of my life at the gym
Power lifting life is great
>get called gay/tranny lover on /fit/ for posting men
>get called straight on /lgbt for posting women
I CAN'T WIN
A Caribbean fisherman, then a Botanist, then a German teacher, now I have no idea and nor do I care, but it sure beats being a student.
>being a spoiled brat = illuminati mind control
>tfw jupp and sp will be this beefy in the future
'Corrupt fresno cops will try to kill me this weekend': Activist John Lang's grim prediction days before he was found stabbed to death and his house was set on fire. He documented the harrassment and the plans of the cops with video cameras around his house.
it turns out that he staged the entire thing and even martyred himself to make this conspiracy theory seem real. the truth is, this guy was a nobody just looking for attention. a professional victim.
I have low expectations. You and sp were already supposed to be that been by now.
But you will get that BEEFY.
just a second it's my favorite song they're gonna play and i cannot text you with a drink in my hand eh you shoulve made some plans with me you knew that i was free and now you wont stop calling me im kinda busy
>not becoming Instagram famous husbears
I mean if they're dealing it's because they need money and don't have anything else to fall back on. Always having to go meet people which is annoying. Having the free drugs around is cool I guess but doing a bunch of drugs isn't really a good thing.
I've met like some really friendly ones that made perfectly good partners. And I also liked meeting a bunch of people. Some of them were skeezy but like most of his buyers were just chill guys.
And I mean, yeah, I couldn't control myself over all the free trips and highs, but it didn't help that i was also using other things atm
Maybe my opinions is biased because Iwas almost always in a cuddly affectionate mood with him but I don't remember it being too bad.
>tfw counting the seconds until I can have my next bit of food
>tfw no scruffy nerd bf that's on the CIA hit list
>spent the last year liftin and bulking
>go from a 5'9 135lb skellyfag to 160lb dyelfag
>still not at my goal body yet
>guys start throwing themselves at me
>gotta maintain focus
>avoid gains goblins
As I was telling the familiars of the night in the previous thread, last night I had my ass pounded into oblivion by a pretty cool dude that I'm going to handle out with again.
>snowboards a lot
>rocking body because he's on gear
>aggressive/take control type
I used his shower with three shower heads in it; those things feel amazing.
Talked for awhile then cuddled. I'm like hyperventilating the whole time because he can't stop playing with my ass.
Those are the arms of Iris Kyle, nine time Ms. Olympia.
GOD DAMNIT WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN BORN AS A ONELEGGED FEMALE MINORITY??
>Thread isn't wanted on /fit/
>Thread isn't wanted on /asp/
>Thread isn't wanted anywhere
>Keeps getting deIeted everywhere it's posted
OP has designed itself to be B T F O every time and can never win, it's glorious.
just wrote my first draft of my personal statement like 6 months early
its good to be prepared I think.
What do you think?
Nah WWE wrestlers are just fucking giants. This is one of the smallest guys on the roster
They probably meant you look like Chuck Taylor
So buttons. Fake hoodratshit ain't my style yo.
I don't think I'd ever do it. I imagine the pay isn't that great.
Thought about getting into boxing or mma though.
I've got a high pain tolerance and a pretty punch-able face. lol
I see that worthless degree is doing it's magic. Huehuehue
I'm not posting here 24/7 like you, that's for sure.
She might pull a caddy on you.
Circes a rapist watch out...
>mfw I see a 565 faggot post
>decide to wear slutty outfit to gym
>both really looking forward to it and anxious about it
>muster up the courage to go
>gym is closed for maintenance
>mfw God doesnt want me to be a slut
post you in your slutty clothes or just the slutty clothes
Fwb sent a picture of his back
I told him it could have been a lot worse
its not very slutty via internet standards i guess... um, its a deep Vneck tshirt with compression pants and short+tight basketball shorts. Normally I wear a hoodie and trackpants, so you know, its a big deal for me.
i thought it would be fun to wear while squatting but alas it was not to be.
not much to see im afraid :(
>tfw no abs yet
I-It's not like I want to kiss them or h-hug you ... you probably smell bad from all those gym sessions
Is it a large portion of the gay community that are conservative, or just those who post on 4chan?
btw I don't mean to start shit or anything, but I'd like to know what your experiences of IRL gay people are like. The gay people I've met have all been quite liberal, with a handful of exceptions in the older gays I've met, but I wondered if that was just because I lived in a large, global city.
Some people seem to have deluded themselves into some fucking bohemian hyper intellectual....
>tfw /7bg/ is essentially dead
at least I know what to do now.
Are henleys slutty? I usually wear them because they're comfortable and I prefer having long sleeves
>Movies are a pretty bad date too
Dinner and a movie is a classic. After getting to know each other at dinner you get to cozy up to each other and ramp up the sexual tension for couple hours.
Here is definitely more comfy than /fit/, we can finally be fully homo <3
I love you even though you are a nazi now.
Look how cute you are with that haircut. :3
"masc" just means masculine, its doesnt mean a beefy bigguy4u. skinny hipster twats can be masc too.
Also this seems a good place to ask; what jeans do you guys with big legs wear? I really can't wear skinnies on a regular basis anymore ;_;
Skinny jeans are awful anyway.
Wear jeans that fit your body styles.
I have thick thighs and a huge ass, and I like boots, so boot cut is my style with how longer and wider it is in the shin..
I wish bell bottoms would come back
>skinny hipster twats can be masc too
Hanging a beard and wearing plaid doesn't make you masculine in my opinion.
You can be skinny and masculine, but most of the hipsters I've known were pretty effete.