Responsible adults who aren't at all lewd edition
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV (embed)
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww8t2Oe
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg
>>5629755
awoo!~
first for Aife is a cute!
>>5630498
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
>>5630497
>>5630497
>>5630497
I made the new thread and posted it in the wrong thread
>>5630517
>tfw ur sucking a precum soaked dick
>fart
nth for yume has a weird looking penis
>>5630494
fuck! i need an erp buddy!
>>5630488
u got me gud tbqh senpaitachi.
i'm like super mad right now.
>>5630499
(you) are great
>>5630506
they rated you with the webber grills though...
Do i pass guys?
>tfw no precum soaked penis to get facefucked by
>>5630519
Fuck it i'll just leave in shame till this thread is full
>>5630519
delete it
>>5630512
Wanna come play with my train set jörmo?
>>5630522
Hailey - Today at 3:26 PM
your dick is objectively weird looking but i like it alot
fart?
>>5630409
These are like all the vinyl toys I currently own anyways. Anything I post that isn't one of these isn't mine. I ordered a bunch its not that hard to find various stuff online for cheap
>>5630472
no!
make me faggot
>>5630529
>tfw you probably left a precum soaked penis at home
stay cucked yume :^)
When you don't post the whole thing you're being fiscally irresponsible:
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww8t2Oe
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg
NSFW images of SRS:
Suporn: http://imgur.com/a/uyukj
Chett and McGinn: http://imgur.com/a/6q7ao
Brassard: http://imgur.com/a/ihDCg
Misc SRS: http://imgur.com/a/6ueJD
Unknown SRS: http://imgur.com/a/f0jRN
Bowers: http://imgur.com/a/40Rri
>>5630487
hnnngh
can we get crossfaded and make out ;_;
>>5630527
chin is too big. man hands. good luck, you are fucked.
>>5630529
>ywn have a bf or gf
why fucking live?
also, music for this thread. come feel like a dead bird with me.
>>5630535
No it's a perfectly good thread.
>>5630546
Get pooper peeved
>>5630546
>fiscally
i don't think you know what that word means anon-kun
>>5630523
Maybe because I posted between two cis scum girls?
>>5630544
im cucking you right now cry about it
>>5630548
lol, yes :3
We can watch some bad movies too and I'll put my hand on your thigh
We are just going through these threads tonight aren't we?
>>5630556
watch out, some bully could find your pic with all this info
>>5630537
trip on oddish, I've got my own train set anyway :^)
>>5630562
all thanks to me
>>5630539
stil waiting on that dick bb
>>5630558
>implying it even bothers me at this point
you know you miss my booty
>>5630567
We're a team of circlejerkers thank you
>>5630564
>tfw trans and like trains
>>5630564
Babe that's amateur garbage, I've got the real thing. You can be the conductor but I get to blow the whistle.
>>5630569
still waiting on u to make me hard
ur not good at this
fart
>>5630571
alison come home hailey isnt good at being lewd you're much better
>>5630559
>bad movies
sounds fantastic!
i'll wrap my arm around your waist and put my hand on your hip :3
>>5630574
iktf
>>5630569
post your cock
>>5630577
at least get a good pic of me i have my trump hat on now
>>5630562
1000 post threads are overrated, the time to spam images is now
>>5630577
maybe you should have fucked me awake like yesterday then silly :3
bored, ask me anything or tell me stuff
>>5630585
dude no lol
>>5630532
Are you my missing new friend? Hi new friend? How can we ever find each other or know if you are really the friends we are looking for?
>ankle size 25 cm
>claf size 40 cm
Well at least I look good in high heel....
>179 cm 5'11 height
Fuck why my legs are so fucked up!!
>>5630592
what is the last videogame you played?
what is your favorite type of pizza??
>>5630592
will you be my friend?
>>5630590
alison
im going to do a line of uncut cocaine off ur tummy tonight
fucking autistic hour already
>>5630601
never mind I am an idiot who can't read
>>5630592
No matter what I do I can't get my skill to stay above 300. I fuck up once and it's back down ot like 280. Fucked around a little while and now I can't get above 250. Someone shoot me.
>>5630601
Dude where's my car
>>5630609
nice
i
c
e
It's been 24 hours since I put in the order for my magic shape-shifting pills and the payments hasn't gone through yet.
WHAT DO
>>5630613
>Dude where's my car
If I knew I would steal it.
>tfw magcy goes offline randomly
>>5630620
Rude.
>>5630540
cute desu I like the alien fox thing....
>>5630623
what's a magcy
>>5630611
do you like trains?
>>5630618
pure uncut columbian cocaine my friend
pablo would be proud
>>5630624
Show me a better pic then.
I think those kind of suit you though?
Maybe hipster ones.
>>5630629
the guy was selling it had red, yellow, green, blue, black and white. really wanted white but settled for blue.. =[
>>5630629
A peep. Also you never finished screaming the alphabet with me.
>>5630529
>tfw walking back to the lewd mtfg thread with a hard dick
>precum literally dripping down my pantlegs
help me elanna ;_;
>>5630623
I am sorry. I didn't mean it.
>>5630631
they're OK.
>>5630590
Spamming images is justice!
>>5630567
Too wild and out of control Robin!
>>5630623
Very rude.
>>5630644
>>5630638
Yeah white sounds the best imo
Blue still looks cool though!
>>5630641
>A peep
What's a peep
And you're right we didn't.
Anyone else here never want to erp with any other mtfg people? Sometimes I feel like the only one.
>tfw cant smoke a follow up bowl with mado
>>5630651
You seem nice.
>>5630658
I wanna erp irl if you know what I mean.
>>5630658
what is erp
>>5630675
erratically raise plants
>>5630663
horny as fuck! your teasing has me rock hard now and pretty lubed up. I want to rub it between your cute tits and then facefuck you
>>5630658
Gross.
>>5630653
A peep. Like you and mean, a peep. like hey peep. or bye peeps. It's a pretty gay thing to say desu senpai
Next letter was H
>>5630653
For the most part
>>5630675
exotic raspberry pogs
>>5630663
Hey now who said anything about dating. I'm just looking for a fellow enthusiast to help me run the 5.30 to Islington. You can wear the conductors hat if you really want to.
>>5630663
Do you play openTTD? it's a great game if you like trains
>>5630675
erotic roleplay
>>5630686
That's p gay senpai
kinda cute tho I'm stealing it.
>H
Well you first...
>>5630663
How are u and that anon elanna??
Are you two still together o-o
>>5630699
if they're not i hope she'll let me date her next ;_; or jerk me off
>>5630699
distance cucked us
>>5630699
it's all yours my friend.
But I did G.
>>5630713
a...are you my maddie? or another one :o
ok but seriously, how do I cook beans? I'm trying to make buritos
I have black beans, sour cream, and cheese
>>5630714
pls me? no, pls you! more like let me please you :3
please say more stuff too ;) my boxers are literally soaked
>>5630717
tilly make me cum pls
>>5630718
If dry, boil them for an hour and a half or until tender, then drain.
>>5630717
Nope just Mado. We talked a few times on /b/ a few months back.
>>5630718
Just get canned beans
>>5630714
can i date your anon ex then
i can handle an ldr.
>>5630718
Put in pot
Put pot on oven
Turn on oven
Wait till warm
>>5630695
>tfw I actually play openttd sometimes
not a single cis girl has played that game I swear
>>5630738
:3 blowjob pls
>>5630726
>hour and a half
really that long? damn
>>5630734
Just because I can handle an LDR a bit better than elanna doesn't mean I want one. elanna was just worth trying it after meeting up.
>Tfw not being able to smoke with Mado
>>5630737
i forgot to thank you for confirming that it isnt my endocrinologist that moved to coffs harbour. i was panicing like a motherfucker because i need to contact mine and have him refer me to one in melbourne.
>>5630747
Yeah, dry beans take a long time to cook. They take less time if you soak them overnight before cooking.
For most things, canned beans are a lot more convenient
will i be cool if i become a namefag
>>5630751
i can :3
>tfw had a job interview today and the owner told me that they were currently considering getting rid of one of his employees and that's why a spot opened up.
>tfw conflicted because I physically can't bring myself to wish someone else's loss for my gain.
>>5630758
I am new to adulting, shits hard.
>>5630738
Sorry !! You've always been cool though Tilly
>>5630751
What day Skabbbbiiiii.. We all have dreams.
>>5630760
Yes.
>>5630767
WHO IS THIS ANON!
>>5630760
no you have to be a trip and cute for that
>>5630758
elanna pls keep up the dirty talk just a little longer ;_; I'm almost ready to cum
>>5630771
ok cool
>>5630774
But how am I supposed to stay lewd when I'm coming down off speed?
>>5630771
Maybe one day.
>>5630760
the coolest
>>5630780
with a dick in your mouth! and more speed. I got plenty of that dw
I want to beat a trip to death.
>>5630790
pick me. :')
>>5630790
Beat me to death.
>>5630790
i want a trip to beat me until the little death
can i have a (You) please? Thanks.
>>5630792
choke me
>>5630790
which one anon
i-is it me?
>>5630796
you know the rules. me first.
>>5630788
Anon pls I would like to sleep and possibly eat today ;_;
My pupils are blown too and I have to be around people right away
>>5630790
me please
>>5630811
You know you want nice wet meaty cock though :3
no remy
you have to earn it
>>5630799
wow owned
>>5630793
>hawaiian
>>5630820
no jk im actually super jelly of you lol
PSA: if you are ever in australia don't buy this drink it is not a good meme. iced coffee and strawberry are gucci but this is AWFUL
>>5630790
it's me isn't it
>>5630835
How on earth do you screw up cookies and cream?
>have to get new phone because touchscreen stopped working on old one
>get a Galaxy 6S because it was the only thing with no down payment at the store
>battery life is shit
>have ONE(1) app open while charging it with a USB port
>literally uses more power than than it charges
god damn this is annoying,
>>5630845
shoulda gotten a G4 (^:
>>5630844
idk but oak and dare are my favourite milk brands and this is just disgusting. like holy shit. urine tastes better.
>>5630818
How badly I want cock isn't relevant though ;__;
No more speed today
>cockthirst is back
>still gay as shit
>not interested in other trans grills
SAVE ME
>>5630820
i tried senpai
>>5630835
Dat progesterone doh
>>5630853
You'll be taking the gt in your bp soon enough
>>5630848
Why do you know what urine tastes like...?
>>5630864
>tfw finally back on health insurance
>will be able to get back on pregesterone for the first time in 8 months
HYPE TRAIN CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.
>>5630862
it's okay remy
I wont completely leave you alone without one
>>5630829
sara is p fucking amazing and I love her with all my heart desu
>look in full length mirror
>face is boyish maybe cute with hair the right way
>body looks weird, oddly soft in places, muscular in others, almost boyish but the legs are too soft and the waist is too high.
>basically 75% femboy 25% elf girl
At least my tits are kinda nice ;-;
>>5630869
You don't taste your urine? How will you know if you get diabetes?
>>5630875
Tits for days
Question: how can I fight work place discrimination in a conservative right-to-fire state? I went in to a job interview through a Christian company the other day and they suggested I turn myself in to the police, as though my identity is fraud
>>5630888
made me laugh. thx.
>>5630891
Lmao
>>5630883
so just out of curiosity how are you gonna feel when she takes my virginity also i p much feel the same way
DUDE COCAINE LMAO
>>5630891
Move to a state that doesn't do that and respect their right to discriminate
>>5630901
I feel like I should be there to continue the cycle
also prepare your anus bc she's girthy af :3
>>5630909
xd
>>5630895
I'm srs tho
This and similar things keep happening
>>5630915
I've seen it before its pretty weird looking but it is really appealing for some reason
>>5630909
I'm jealous as fuck right now.
>>5630909
See you soon.
>>5630914
I'm not going to find anywhere with a cheaper cost of living, tho, and I'm hopelessly poor. Ive only managed to land a single job since coming out, which was hellish and a masochistic endeavor, to say the least.
>>5630928
can i post a link to your dick
>>5630932
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>5630928
Thousands of dollars isn't necessary, just share some coke with me.
>>5630935
do it.
>>5630957
distinct*
>tfw no bf or gf to play video games with
>>5630957
Yes, I am. Keep my nose packed full of drugs and I'm all yours bb
>>5630968
Who would want to spend time with you?
>>5630972
I dunno, I can be pretty nice I think and i'll listen to all your bullshit.
https://youtu.be/X4kGhL096II
anyone else love this show?
>>5630619
If you did InHouse it usually takes them a couple days to process mine.
>>5630977
I'm*
>>5630984
Your dumb
>>5630977
>implying that's not the intention
>>5630986
rude
>>5630968
What games though?
>>5630998
>tfw noone to feed you drugs and take advantage of you
>>5631004
Whatever you like, i'm good at all games.
>>5631013
Fifa 11 and Quake it is.
>>5631012
Get the HO*T over here man
Also apparently no coke so no rave tonight, dealer 'misplaced' the coke. I'm getting LSD though but it's only 150ug so what's the point?
I haven't done it in 1 1/2months so my tolerance should be back to normal, right?
>>5631012
Worst feel.
>>5631014
Quake is fun but sports games a shit tbhon.
>>5630990
we're gonna have the most wonderfully degenerate summer if you come down
drugs, videogames, pizza, alcohol, and lewd things
>tfw estrogen is making my hear straight
>>5631023
also ill be there
>>5631023
I wanna watch elanna and gem make out and do lewd things
Nice desu
>>5631014
>fifa 11
>laughing_2015_survivors
>>5631019
LSD tolerance is very short lived, you should be golden within a week to two weeks of taking it.
>>5631023
That sounds fucking amazing, omg
>>5631028
.////.
190th for no Corben Dallas multipass
>>5631038
im visiting in april, but moving down on june 18th, literally the day after I graduate. I can't wait to get out of shit shithole and surrender my bp to sara
>>5631040
but you're 191st. :')
hello thread. hello people in the thread
If I remove my balls would I die?
>>5631046
Anna I can't. It's so hard
>>5631049
it would be extremely painful
>>5631049
It would be extremely painful.
>>5631054
I don't wanna be a big guy ;-;
>>5631045
I-im not a slut!
>>5630653
okay... I finally found it
>>5631046
hi anne!!
how are you??
>>5631056
You can be a big girl.
>>5631059
>what is?
Being
>>5631057
Will you still be saying that when you're begging for my cock?? Sicko
>>5631037
That's actually good to know. Building tolerance to acid is something I'd been worried about.
Also hi thread
>tfw ElannaxYumexGem is without a doubt going to happen one day
>tfw I wont be a part of it
I wish I had any confidence in myself so I could be a slut
>>5631087
yeah it's pretty bad and im feeling like a real sack of garbage atm
>>5630845
you could have ordered a G4 online instead or found a carrier nearby.
>>5631080
Do you live near us ya loser?
>>5631090
How's that any different from your usual day?
>tfw ur doge doesnt want to play with u
stupid pets
>>5631104
Kick it
>>5631104
I-I'll play with you Jormy. w-what do you like to play?
>>5631104
do dogs have refractory periods? maybe it's that
>>5631077
Yume plssss ;~;
>>5631078
Hi Leri, how's it going?
>>5631109
jormy likes to play with trains
>>5631103
i usually have other people around me to distract from the fact, or sometimes i just plain feel good.
Hello /mtfg/
How are you?
Living is gross and for autistic people. I'm out
>>5631111
CHECK EM
>>5631112
s-so do I. I live in a city full of them, a-and trams
>>5631090
Oh no :(
I hope you feel better
>>5631111
Not amazing, I got news from the surgeon's office telling me there's something delaying the request for funding and they don't know what but it's not really making me feel good.
Also I had the apartment to myself the past two weeks which is actually not usually a good thing, the empty rooms when I'm home just weigh on me.
How r u though.
>>5631110
You did knot go there.
>>5631126
maybe tomorrow. i have a parade to go to tho so that could go either way.
im gonna wallow in sads tonight.
holy shit am i gonna wallow.
>>5631120
>Do it you won't pussy
Dick you I might be a coward but at least I'm not gonna be a liver anymore. Alive people are worse than bronies
>>5631120
>Do it you won't pussy
Just give me the gun bitch
>>5631131
>>5631134
das me
>>5631132
why are you going to kill yourself, give me 100 good reasons
>>5631131
Ice cream and sad movies night?
>>5631138
I wish it wasn't. From my visits here you seem to be betting worse.
>you will never play russian roulette with a fully loaded automatic shotgun with mtfg
Why live?
things will be dope, all
>>5631147
iktf, but can i eat a pizza and get high first
>>5631136
The secretary didn't say anything.
Mom's opinion is that they have a quota system (she also got trouble with it for my sister's first abortion) and that they were putting it off until after the holidays.
My GP kind of suspects she's probably right.
So basically crossing my fingers it happens this month.
>>5631108
Didn't help, thanks for nothing
>>5631109
How about a game of [spoiler]lewd?[/spoiler]
>>5631110
I do knot know
>>5631112
toot toot muddafugga
>>5631147
maybe if you knew the rules to the game we could play
What do I do with my bangs while they're growing? they're so long now I have to like sweep them to the side if I want to see and then I look like bieber.....
Also my hairs frizzy someone HELP I need it.
https://unsee.
cc/tepuraso/
>>5630937
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>>5631058
CUTE
>>5631158
Maybe metaphorical ice cream? I probably would ski on it if I was doing that kind of sad night desu (or like, have fresh fruit)
>>5631140
>give me 100 good reasons
Why 100?
I'm ugly.
I'm dumb
I don't make the lives of people around me better.
I'm cowardly and selfish.
I'm lazy
I'm broken.
I am in great mental pain every day
I hate myself on such a fundamental level that trying to fix it would be self-hatred in and of itself.
Etc
>>5631162
http://pudding222.blog48.fc2.com/blog-date-201511-2.html
yea it was like this way back whenever what I was doing. really wanted the grey one too.. : /
>>5631162
look like bieber
this general is autistic as fuck lol
>>5631168
thanks admiral obvious
>>5631170
your welcome
>>5631147
Can I go first.
>>5631165
But you're talking about it, ultimately it's a cry for help. Most of that can be fixed to some extent.
>>5631168
Astute observation sherlock, i recommend buckshot to your head
>>5631104
Post dog pls
>>5631159
m-maybe
>>5631163
tfw not rollerblading down a giant banana rn
>>5631176
wow rude
>>5631136
You're such a cutie dude. Can't wait to do psychs w u and use u as onahole desu lads
>>5631159
Do it more until he stops
>>5631165
All I heard was abloo bloo bloo. Stop trying to convince strangers on the internet that you're going to kill yourself and just DO IT.
But you won't, because you know you can do better if you just try, you just don't want to.
>>5631176
Don't talk to my kitty like that you bitter faggot
>>5631076
>>5631117
I'm kinda sad because my good friend/sister/roommate/coworker is leaving today or tomorrow to another state to deal with family drama
I can't complain too much bc everything else in my life is just amazing, but I'm gonna miss her a lot
>>5631117
how are you kuppy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSbMfmSpHR4
my gf posted a video!!!
>>5631174
if you click on the left side where theres date's it'll show other stuff. its like a blog style
>>5631176
Rumy...
>>5631182
thanks mommy ily
>>5631184
idk I've got that feeling I often get in the morning when I feel really gross
Wubba lubba dub dub
>>5631184
those are similar feels to mine atm, but kinda wrapped up with a bunch of other ripe garbage
I havent spoken to someone I met here for a few months but Im getting the urge to check up on her I guess. Do I call her? I just kinda want to make sure shes ok but shes the one who stopped talking to me. What do I do?
>>5631151
>tfw nameless trip won't take your name
>>5631179
Hey Kuppy, are you feeling okay rn?
>>5631195
Grasssss taste badd
>>5631205
did you suggest a name?? @_@ im sorry
what was it?
>beans cooking
yummy burritos incoming hopefully. next time I should get some ground beef, at least I know how to cook meet.
>>5631209
e-emoe.
>>5631187
This ones nice...
>>5631201
Just text her desu
>>5631162
heLPP
>>5631205
>nameless....
>>5631165
if you have 100 good, unique reasons to kill yourself, then people will definitely support you if you want to commit suicide. otherwise, you're just being a complainer and you need to get professional help.
>>5631206
i am not kuppy
>>5631216
shhhhhhhhh ;^)
>>5631221
You only need one though
>>5631216
At the end of the day its pretty much the same thing repainted over and over but this stuff has more charm than funko shit. Most of this stuff can like never be found second hand so I guess I was lucky being able to get what I got and not wanting anything else, just keeping up with it and trying my own ideas.
>>5631224
>tfw you quote the wrong post
just kill me now
Also fucking dyslexia.
>>5631230
yeah but if you kill yourself for one reason everyone will just think of you as an idiot. if you genuinely have 100 reasons people will understand why you did it.
>>5631227
;')
>>5631230
where's the next letter stop dropping the ball mado......
>>5631233
its okay, im not gonna kill you or anyone else
>>5631215
@____@ do u think it fits me
>>5631216
thats adorable
i like haley galaxy
>>5631236
do you need me to ease your tensions, remy? :')
>>5631237
One reason is as good as one hundred tho
>>5631241
OH FUUK
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
>>5631259
im so confused @____@
think ima just be nameless until i finally leave this website
or idk when i come up with something
you know me btw i think you know who i am
>>5631228
Yeah
I see all my features exaggerated to be terrible (i.e. massive chin and forehead)
makes me scared I'll need FFS
>>5631259
thnx senpai desu baka
>>5631255
KKK
KKK
KKK
KKK
KKK
KKK
KKK
KKK
KKK
>>5631236
Anything you want to share with the rest of the class? I hope it's all behind you.
>>5631260
how about non-degenerate cuddles? i'm willing to break character just once. cheer up, chap.
>>5631268
>exaggerated
no pigglywiggly they are that massive
Ewww, I found a picture of a vagoo :(
Coworker said I looked young!
I'm so flustered
>>5631276
where did you get this picture of me??
>>5631276
I want you to bully me.
>>5631104
>new doge wants to play a lot and get attention but he doesn't show how he wants to play or how he wants to get pet
>tfw all he does instead is bite your hand
>>5631276
Dentataplasty when?
>>5631267
i could recognize you senpai. you listen to this one on the chart?
http://nevergrowup.bandcamp.com/album/i-think-i-hate-myself
>>5631269
>mfw i'm a baka
why you gotta be so mean to me ;~;
>>5631294
alright, well don't come crawling to me when you change your mind. i have the best cuddles NA. :')
>>5631300
cuz ur silly ^ _ ^
>>5631300
its ur friend on skype
i
dont think i could listen to that rn honestly @_@
>>5631276
thats a botched srs bajingo if a ever saw one
Yeah idc Remy lmao
45 minutes into waiting for beans to cook I've officially given up and decided that it's frozen buritos after this experiment.
>>5631307
nice. i like you.
>>5631307
ok id rather not have any bad blood, i'll drop it now
>>5631310
>I will never be crazy Amy's gf and teach her how to fuckin cook beans because shes so dumb as she clings to me desperately
we'd go far together.
>>5631321
>tfw no gf to teach me how to cook basic shit.
>>5631253
she came in and took her check and had a teary goodbye with crystal and the store but I havent seen her since
>>5631297
hopefully soon
>>5631343
really???
I thought she'd at least drop it off at the house
And I never got a final goodbye :(
also we are kinda fucked then
>>5631343
100% freak, can confirm.
>>5631364
ive been good
i bought some dolls lately
i just wanna see pookie and my dolls rn
maybe watch the superbowl
how do you upvote on this site?
>>5631397
this ones good too
holy shit, these burritoes are actually p good
>>5631398
here have an up(you)
Yay it's almost 7, I'll just throw some clothes and makeup on and pretend to my gf that I later in bed all day and didn't eat
>tfw man face
rum + amphetamines
y/n?
>>5631442
run + amphetamines
>>5631442
yes
>>5631442
sleeping pills+sleeping pills
>>5631404
she kinda did, but she said that she'd be back later
I texted her though and she said she'd pay us with most of whats left after her trip
>>5631442
that... that sounds like a terrible idea elanna
>>5631442
That's a pretty bad combination, but I'm sure you were already aware of that.
>>5631442
as long as you are responsible about it
>>5631464
childrens art gallery on the web
i think its what ill post from now on
>>5631442
I'm sure this will go absolutely wonderful
>>5631472
How'd you find this art of me.
>>5631456
How is she going to get the money
Nigga just cause we got another room mate don't mean he can take on the full blow when it's not his obligation
As long as we get rent somehow before it's due
>>5631442
Eh idk. I've never done amphetamines I don't play with that shit senpai, but yeah sure if you trust yourself and you want to do it faggot
>>5631481
i like this one more for u
yumes dick looks weird lol
>>5631488
FUCK OFF HAILEY I'LL FUCKING HIT YOU
Elanna/Gem/Hailey
What should I do on LSD I'm about to take a tab????
>>5631488
dude no
>>5631487
T-thanks
>>5631491
kill ur gf
Hailey is a pure bred ashkenazi jew
>>5631491
watch the wizard of oz
>>5631504
I'm too much of a virgin to be a whore
>>5631505
does that kill u
>>5631491
Audition for the part of a broadway musical
what happened to cismale he seemed really cool
>>5631510
WAS I SPEAKING TO YOU
>>5631512
transitioned, she's already full-time. shit happens fast these days
>>5631512
cartman? she went trans and dropped the trip
I think people need to chill out a little bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W1q2isz0bE
I spent all afternoon and evening with my bestfriend
We went and bought video games then sat down to watch YouTube videos and I took the opportunity to rest my head on his lap and he put his arm on my shoulder
We had sandwiches for dinner and watched "Phantoms" and "Troll Hunter" on Netflix
Afterwards, he hugged me close and I kissed his cheek and told him I love him
Now I'm home and ready to shitpost all night
>>5631491
play ui's rhythm game for the wii u
alternatively watch drive or something on netflix, also splatoon might be even more fun if you learn how to play it
also kill pookie
I need to stop fucking spending time with trannies holy shit
hello
>>5631536
I'm going to try and edit ask these videos I have
Creative energy
>>5631530
Sounds like a pretty dope day.
i feel so disconnected from life, my work is infrequent right now, i'm deliberately cutting off contact with some family members but i used to see them a lot, my sleep pattern is ruined and i end up waking up midday every day, and i only just realised i haven't seen friends in about two months, and i miss socialising like crazy. the last two months have been intense (working over christmas, surgery, recovery) but i have a yearning to see my friends. i need to see people. seeing people at work isn't enough, even if the interaction does make me come alive.
i'm gonna write a new CV, start looking for new jobs in admin or something for a steady wage, stay with my sister in her city for a weekend in Feb, maybe look at new housing. need a change of scenery. being stuck out in this hick backwater...
it just feels like i do the same stuff every day, every month i get paid and go get my hormones and get my laser, sleep in every morning, watch anime with my gf and cuddle every night. its nice but i need progress. i'm in early transition but i'm fulltime and i pass most of the time and when i don't, people just think i'm some sorta afab nonbinary or a femboy and don't really pay me much mind. maybe a big change is what i need.
as it is i can live a life of a teenager or student and manage being self sufficient, working part time and having free time to fuck about and do nothing. actual adult life is scary though, not just as a trans thing. i've never really had it. i crashed and burned after uni and spent a couple of years dodging mental institutions while i figured out if i should transition or not.
how does someone actually build an adult life as a trans person while transitioning???
Elanna I wanna put a tab in my mouth and then french kiss it into your mouth
>>5631551
>Hello.
hello
>>5631556
hello???
>>5631545
gonna make them realistic to being on lsd instead of the dumb shit people always think it's like?
>>5631557
hello
The following story really happened to me.
>summer 2013
>middle of Hollywood
>shitty building
>first one there
>shoulder length hair and was skinny at the time, 130 lbs
>vneck shirt, girl jeans, and skate shoes, with some light makeup
>I looked decent
>sitting in meeting room with an oval table
>55 year old man in a moo moo dress and flip flops with big sausage fingers and a deep voice arrives as group leader
>already feel like this is huge mistake
>super tall masculine transgirl walks in
>head to toe pink clothes, had phone speaker all the way up blaring lady gaga
>curly headed fat fuck guy in "diablo" game tee shirts walk in
>another fat mtf walks in, in a skin tight dress ten sizes too small in zebra print
>fat ftm with pink bubble gum colored hair and bracelets stumbles in
>tall mtf in red leather dress walks in, covered in stubble and sores
>meeting starts
>ftm lays out pronoun rules (I shit you not, swear to god)
>everyone states pronouns and names
>fat dude in "diablo II" shirt says his name is Isabelle
>I am sweating profusely at this point
>never been more ashamed in my life
>now its my turn
>I say I don't care about pronouns right now because i look like a man so just call me a man
>everyone gasps
>literal silence
>fat mtf in the tight dress with 7 inch long fake nails starts giving me shit about pronouns and how important they are
>get up and ask therapist to unlock bathroom
>he follows me to the bathroom door
>he has a visible erection
>officially creeped out of my mind
>he hobbles back to meeting room
>I lock the door to the rest room and open a window and crawl out
>freedom
>ran to my car as fast as humanly possible
>smoked a whole pack of cigs on drive home while listening to thrash metal
>stopped entertaining the idea of transition
>shaved head the next day and started working out again
>>5631508
Mixing two different kinds of downers is a good way to stop your breathing, yes.
>>5631567
hey kayla, no longer tripping?
>>5631564
HOTDOGS TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU TAKE ACID AND EVERYTHING IS RAINBOW
I'VE NEVER DONE LSD AND I LISTEN TO PROPAGANDA
Idk maybe?
When you get home I'll be peaking and sex is amazing on acid so you get the drift
>>5631566
hello!
>>5631574
hello
>>5631576
>Hey.
hey!
>>5631549
It was so refreshing since my home has turned into a madhouse
>>5631578
h e l l o
>>5631586
heya
>>5631561
If you kill me yume will kill you
do you want a mexican standoff on your hands??
>>5631573
nice desu
>>5631585
Oh, that's fine, so long as you don't really really overdo it.
>>5631572
Shut up sheep you fat fuck. No one here likes you.
>>5631589
I cringe every time you post a stupid Steven Universe picture
I cringe that your trip name is "gem"
I cringe that you are upset and don't understand how this is annoying and immature as possible.
>>5631598
male handwriting to be quite honest
>>5631594
no bully
>>5631596
hey!
>>5631598
hi
>>5631605
Hello!
>>5631567
I'm going to have to attend one of these, b/c this sounds way to unbelievable
>>5631601
Lol you sound like a major autist bro
>>5631601
I have literally never once claimed to not be autistic or have good taste in anything, but if you want to complain about a cartoon go ahead
>>5631616
Oh my god yume, you know what I would like too well
>>5631628
It's in my mouth right now.. come get it? ~
>>5631621
First one I went to a homeless guy sat next to me and talked about how drugs made him trans
Hey guys i'm back!
>>5631630
Goddamn it when's the next plane!?!?
>>5631635
>guy
>him
fuck you you subhuman scum
someone should burn you alive
>some slut says shes gonna show her dick on cam
>fucking doesnt do shit
what the FUCK
>>5631641
>assuming they're mtf
>>5631640
I'm gonna listen to vaporwave when I get home :3
>>5631648
Who's spinning at the rave tonight?
>>5631567
LOL this
"hey why don't you come join the lbgt group at school?" "you been to this one lbgt party downtown??"
NO NO NO NO NO NO NEVER
Sista Chica's here with a few more tips to successful transition
- Be positive!
- Love yourself
- You're rocking it, gurl!
>>5631651
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>5631655
>>5631655
>>5631661
everyone has similar sounding stories to this one though
can somebody give me a POSITIVE lbgt story?
>>5631661
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
-Mootykins.
after the 3rd FBI raid.
>>5631655
wat lol
>>5631645
This desu, what is this the 1890s?
time to read my daily sissification forced feminization tale :^)
>>5631665
Sucks ;~;
Oh well, at least you got acid rite? I'm jelly af, speed doesn't scratch that itch ;~;
>>5631674
Rip that wonderful faggot, forever cucked.
>>5631669
>positive
>lbgt story
Pick one.
>>5631678
>time to read my daily sissification forced feminization tale :^)
> pic related
>>5631667
is kayla really gone? or was she kidding? did i miss it
>>5631677
i will never refer to you as "she" you piece of shit
>>5631685
every time I see this picture I think it's plant Pre-HRT
>>5631687
of course not, she posted this in the same thread later
>>5631687
>is kayla really gone? or was she kidding? did i miss it
She does this all the time.
>>5631688
n-no! pls forgive me!
-- chapter one --
david was a regular guy
with a gf
until one day
gf left her lace panties on bed
-- chapter 2 --
david tries his gf's lace panties on
-- chapter 3 --
surprise boner
-- chapter 4 --
it's so soft and naughty, yes this is how being a girl feels like, having your penis touching the finest fabric of your gf's panties
>>5631700
forgiven!
>>5631706
thanks!
>>5631706
wow ur easy, fuckin slut.
>>5631704
>not rubbing your penis in spiders and silkworms for sexual gratification
ISHYDDT
>>5631704
kayla ist das du
>>5631684
yeah but i wanted to do like 3 tabs
i only got 1 cus thats all he had
ugh
>>5631706
>yielding to her of all people
I'm disappointed, anon.
>>5631704
proof kayla is ayjeepee
>>5631717
;~;
Try drinking grapefruit juice, it might stretch it out a bit further
>>5631725
Kayla is a Jeep! :O
>i fucking knew it
>>5631726
eh im already feeling it and im not going out to the store lmfao
-- chapter 33 --
feed my little sissy hole with your mighty cocks, david screamed with joy
>>5631707
if it was up to me, you would be gassed for misgendering that poor trans woman
>>5631737
>chapter 33
fuck that, make it chapter 5 or no buy
>>5631743
>keeps it real
>>5631743
define "real"
>protip: you can't
sissy porn made me trans
this post's tags: hypno, sissy, forced, hypnotized, cum, daddy, mistress's little fucktoy
>>5631736
Well have fun, I'll just be over here tweaking and drunk and wishing i had some acid ;~;
>>5631737
can you skip to the chapter she starts calling herself Dakota
>>5631757
ahahaha oh my god
only true oldfags get this meme
>>5631752
if i could french kiss it into your mouth i would
but it woudlnt stop there
i am feeling it very intense right now man.. this is great good purchase
kissu
>>5631757
-chapter 34-
Dave had been filled up and used so many times by his wifes ebony lovers, clitty leaking he turned to his wifes main bull and said "c-can you call me Dakota from now on"