lets do it like they do it on discovery channel
chat: tinychat /gaygenrehab
So how's everyones quest for a sugar-daddy going?
I've got one giving me weed and stuff. Gave me money on my birthday. I'm still not getting cars but I'll work up to a senator soon. I might try to gimp at bohemian Grove with some politicians. Maybe I'll land a Jew
ive been flirting with a 40-something owner of one the "cool" restaurant in my city and besides inviting me to food whenever i go he usually takes me on little vacations around europe is super cool
This is the closest I got. I couldn't go because it was the weekend before Christmas and I was very busy. If he invited me again I'd go at the drop of a hat.
I'm going to start working out next week so I can finally lose my virginity
Will it take too long for the results to start showing?
>tfw just passed out for 6 hours unexpectedly and missed my workout
can someone post a pic of their dick or something to cheer me up pls?
>tfw house almost burnt down
That's a dryer heating element that's supposed to be a flat peice of metal... Oops
What's /gaygen/ been up to all day?
Also post more cute twinks
skeletons are not attractive
REAL men have CURVES
>multiple framed pictures of yourself
>Could care less
>I mean, like.. the shape of the body. As long as they weight and strength
>I just a big strong human teddy
Is English your first language?
Regardless I wish more people were like you. I'd be much easier to get a bf
Pretty much. I have a hard time being friends with people like myself because... well... they're not the greatest to be around for obvious reasons. I have one "normie" friend, but it's pretty clear that my issues get in the way of our relationship more often than we'd like.
ME I R L
>tfw no human teddy to cuddle because i am so young and they are all like 25-30
>have a hard time connecting with normal well adjusted people
>everyone I get along with is literally crazy and an unhealthy person to be around
I didn't say that, though.
Basically, it's easier for me to get along with people like me (who aren't mentally stable) at first because we have that commonality, but the same traits that brings us together are also the downfall of that relationship. I have been friends with (and used to be friends with) people who aren't stricken with mental issues, but those relationships tend to be strained because my behavior can get things a bit rocky. It's not a fun position to be in.
Emotes themselves don't bother me I just hate when people use them in the middle of a conversation instead of actually saying something.
I know it's roughly the equivalent of nodding your head when listening to someone but still.
Hitherto, the apex of human verisimilitude could be said to be the inestimable discovery of the Garden of Eden, the invention of liberty or perhaps the sampling of such luridly appreciated works of art as sculpture, painting or song disseminated for all, or even more popularly in the works of Mighty Zizek, blessed be his name. But the zenith of humanity is yet on the horizon, only now rising unprompted in conjunction with the unfetterence of this, the most perfect manuscript ever called forth from the dim sinusoidal writhing of the mental serpent so fondly spoken of by Burton and which has issued this excessively penetrative form of the written word for easy consumption and dubious understanding, this Babylon, this inestimable message in a metaphorical bottle, the author’s clear and concise dispatch to the one fortunate soul in the future who will some day unravel the true meaning and as such fully comprehend the sheer rubicund incandescence of this most precious Gem. It is to you, unborn reader, that I, the inimitable Author, dedicate this missive, the last departure from a restless soul, a patchwork figure presiding over the fallow and lifeless wastes of creative endeavour, finally exhausted by this act of plunder, as if to say “Go no further, there is nothing left for you here”. And indeed, any attempt to undertake a creative project from this point forward is doomed to a most insalubrious suffocation by the towering shadow of my White Whale, myself being retroactively reborn as a modern-day Ishmael, chasing the sun in the penning of this superlative shitpost of which humanity knows no equal.
>talking to ex
>keeps bragging about making his boyfriend cum hands free
That's so nice.
Can't stand seeing him happy
Every time I talk to my ex he always seems way happier than me.
>pictures of himself on the wall
>fat and ugly
Jesus it's a new ultimate low in narcissism.
Is there something wrong with me?
When I get turned on my butt gets all twitchy and i have an urge to get fucked (unsurprisingly), but the weird thing is the moment i do any kind of buttplay my dick just goes limp. Like, I'm enjoying it and turned on as hell, but my noodle is as flaccid as wet string.
From what I understand it's because more blood goes to that area rather than your dick. I think it's better to stay flaccid during anal as it's supposed to make the experience a little more intense.
Oh yeah you can still cum, if you play with your dick a bit it should go hard, but you might lose some stimulation in your back end. If your ass/prostate is really getting stimulated it shouldn't take much effort to cum at all, but being flaccid during anal is perfectly normal and really preferable.
My life has turned into a real-life dating sim, anons. I've got three potential boyfriend relationships going on at the same time.
>thick latino femme-twink
>nerdy /fit/ hispanic dude
It's like a sushi bar, honestly. So many options - and they're all so good!
Burton was the original saladdresser. behold the opening paragraphs of his masterwork:
THE FIRST PARTITION.
THE FIRST SECTION, MEMBER, SUBSECTION.
"Man's Excellency, Fall, Miseries, Infirmities; The causes of them."
Man the most excellent and noble creature of the world, "the principal and mighty work of God, wonder of Nature," as Zoroaster calls him; audacis naturae miraculum, "the marvel of marvels," as Plato; "the abridgment and epitome of the world," as Pliny; microcosmus, a little world, a model of the world, sovereign lord of the earth, viceroy of the world, sole commander and governor of all the creatures in it; to whose empire they are subject in particular, and yield obedience; far surpassing all the rest, not in body only, but in soul;imaginis imago,created to God's own image, to that immortal and incorporeal substance, with all the faculties and powers belonging unto it; was at first pure, divine, perfect, happy, "created after God in true holiness and righteousness;" Deo congruens, free from all manner of infirmities, and put in Paradise, to know God, to praise and glorify him, to do his will, Ut diis consimiles parturiat deos (as an old poet saith) to propagate the church.
Man's Fall and Misery.] But this most noble creature, Heu tristis, et lachrymosa commutatio (one exclaims) O pitiful change! is fallen from that he was, and forfeited his estate, become miserabilis homuncio, a castaway, a caitiff, one of the most miserable creatures of the world, if he be considered in his own nature, an unregenerate man, and so much obscured by his fall that (some few relics excepted) he is inferior to a beast
>yfw you find out Kes was killed off Voyager because Harry Kim was "likable" and on the 1997 People's magazine of Top 50 beautiful people in the world.
>mfw they didn't kill off Neelix
Believe it or not, anon-kun, just last year I was a total loner. Then, I decided to change myself for the better. I started working out. I started cleaning my face. I started socializing more.
Now I love my life, and my sexuality.
I'd say I'm a 7 or 8, but with the whole depressed attitude, facial grease, and lack of toned muscles, I seemed more like a five or six.
Unless you have some serious facial deformities, a tad of muscle mass will always make you appealing.
>tfw got over my depression approx 6 months ago
>tfw started hitting the gym hard at the same time
>tfw now properly self-groom
>tfw my studies are going exceptionally well and i have actually made 2 or 3 friends
>tfw my life is still just as bf-less as before
My best friend of 12 years whom claimed to be bisexual rejected me after I poured my heart out to him.
I don't think I can ever love again
If a boy is cute he can just wear normal clothes. I actually find it a big turn off if someone thinks wearing expensive or highly fashionable clothing makes them attractive. It's just fetishwear to me, I'd feel the same way if someone was wearing a leather daddy get up out in public.
It'll get better, anon. Patience and prudence are key, there are too many thirsty faguettes that will waste their virginity on the first stud to come knocking.
Seek a relationship that will satisfy you in the long-run, beyond the element of lust, and you will be happy.
I temporarily dropped 2 subjects so I had a lot of free time, this got rid of the stress that I think was the root of my anxiety/depression. As I got comfortable I phased my studies back in and caught up fully - quadruple A* at A levels baby(!).
The other major factor was the gym. Being able to quantify regular progress is hugely satisfying and made me feel better when I thought "oh man im failing at everything" because I could look at my stats and think "yep, I am improving in at least this." Also exercise improved my self confidence, being healthy meant I was less tired and more "sharp", plus the gym is just fun.
I also got weekly 1 hour therapy with a psych, but although drugs were discussed we didnt do anything with them.
Though I do dress to look how I want, you can't tell I spent a good money to look like a street punk. I have a white-collar job with the whole tie thing; I like looking degenerate after.
Even though he smokes
>Female runway models are encouraged to look "fierce"
Not so much anymore.
It all depends on the show, Gucci lately has been going for this 70s vampire thing which is getting old real quick.
>tfw nips are slightly slanted and will never be aesthetic
I can't believe how David Bowie died and people still aren't talking about him. I remember when Michael Jackson & Whitney Houseon died which were such big deals. Even when Aaliyah died it was a big deal.
The media only cares about black people. Racist bastards! ;(
they just need to be sucked on and deflated
I like your fuzzy chest johnny.
I found this place through reddit said it was a good community.
Im inclined to agree!
Some girl called me telling her to stop calling even though I never did so she texted me a screenshot of her records and my number was there
I guess some dude is spoofing with voip using my number. How unfortunate
My grandfather raped my mother and she's pregnant with an incest baby. She's pro-life as fuck and I feel morally obligated to raise the child, yet I'm only 20. What do?
Bring the baby into my boipuss.
I'll take care of it.
hot daddy face :3
Guys like that make me wish I were 12 again.
That's so weird. I look at older guys and fantasize about being a child again. Playing with remote controlled airplanes, sliding down playground slides, playing on monkeybars, being picked up by stronger men and kissed and hugged.
who else ha daddyissues?
IM NOT A LOSER!
>that moment when they see you naked through your window with your hand on your crotch
Fucking hell I'm dumb. I though you were talking about the film with George Clooney
So I'm about to go on my first real gay date with a guy. Am I still gay if I find the whole idea of anal sex repulsive? Like, I think I would like to be fucked as a woman with a vagina, but as a guy the whole mechanics or logistics of it just turns me off, and I really don't want to fuck or be fucked by another guy. Is it a mandatory thing in a gay relationship? Any advice for me?
>clearly a Polynesian mask
Just installed grindr for the first time yesterday.
Finally have a guy that meets my specific tastes and comfort levels tonight, start messaging back and forth for like twenty minutes sharing pictures.
He asks me to tell me what I want him to do to me. Clearly cums from it, then deletes me.
Fucking reeeee, I was going to suck him off any everything. How common is this? Also how do I avoid AIDs I guess.
I don't hate him at all. He's just fun to pick on.
The nameless masc posters are my enemies.
Im working really hard on how to be creative with these battle screen assets.
It's kind of tough. I love the megaman battle network component of the game but the only other fighting-type game i'm big on is guilty gear and i dunno how much i can take inspiration from that
I still maintain that Janeway was bipolar as fuck and that Starfleet gave her an admiral's rank to keep an eye on her.
I feel bad for Neelix. They could've made him a halfway decent character, but they just didn't. He could've grown and changed his outlook beyond "GET MISTER VULCAN TO DANCE!", but they never did. And the show's been off the air for about fifteen years.
/lit/ here. Not necessarily a weak segment or imitation however the big appeal is supposed to be the vocabulary which doesn't work well. The philosophical examination isn't particularly interesting so I'd've preferred to have read it in simpler English.
Most of the coloring is just excessive genteelism [Fowler's]