/mtfg/ - your waifus were stolen edition

First for Elanna is a slut, and shes going to post cock lust reaction.

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Would you wear this /mtfg/?

fuck!

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Burning through these threads tonight.
I've been playing Oregon trail on the archives site and frankly, I've been stealing various trips to Oregon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM
Nyahahaha Minions~

>>5626716
>your roommate
My parents more like. I'm a broke student and still live at home ;~;

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>>5626719
Not the worst start
>>5626720
Nope

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Speaking of waifus and lewdposting, I have far too many pictures of miku showing her ass saved to my laptop

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Hi!

I have caught the lewd disease... The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever I'm with guys and I smell their odor it's so intoxicating and I get so tingly~

I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut I am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut I am <3

I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my boypussy and be their cocksleeve <3


PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE

>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant
>mfw when i get my boypussy filled to the brim with lewd cum <3
>mfw i want to get bred by alot of guys at the same time, oh gosh~~

I just jerked off to transsexual porn for the 2nd time in my life. I used to be bothered by the idea, but I'm completely okay with it now as long as they are hot.

http://xhamster.com/movies/4462548/warmfreshpaint_19.12.2014.html?from=video_related

@41:00 mark

>>5626727
I meant in terms of being forced to socialize as male, feminine behavior doesn't get you far

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>>5626728
I didn't think you could have too many

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>>5626729
Well
I got rid of it by becoming sad
It will be back though ;~;

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How do I stop looking so manly? ;_;

>>5626731

>>5626720
No, because I'm not a nerd.
>>5626729
>wasting that much cum
Fucking anime girls can't do anything right

>>5626730
tfw not good enough for a chaser

>>5626720
You should get it Jörmy

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>>5626688
Because being an unpassable trans person sucks.

>>5626694
Welcome to America

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>>5626729
Heartbreak killed it for me. I still have lust it's just not like it was.
>>5626739
That's not an easy answer.

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>>5626701
>>5626707
>Yeah, what classes are there? Do you use dummys or real boys for training?
>What does your school offer?

Edie's Academy for Exceptional Young Sluts is an up-and-coming finishing school for young ladies who want to suck a lot of dick. we offer everything from makeup courses, to deepthroating lessons, to safe sex practices, the history of sex in society, and more!! you will learn everything there is to know about dressing like a slut and enticing young men everywhere with our state of the art real boys™!!! APPLY TODAY

>>5626715
>Notes taken notes taken.
>Also, lmao flirting with someone else while out with someone. Dedication.

it was actually soooooo bad lmao. i mean the guy isn't my bf by any means but his friends kept telling him his gf (me) was hot and then after i clarified that i wasn't his gf they all started hitting on me. the one outside the bar i wanted to make out with really badly but i was just like ... this would infuriate the guy buying me drinks and that's disrespectful......... plus i like him. tis a shame tho.

>>5626731
>I just don't want to look like a guy ideally something sultry like Emma stone in easy a Smokey eye maybe something that some how father's my cheek bones and blends well with the red blouse I'm going to wear.

o, well that's not too hard. do you have any brushes or anything?

>>5626725
Doing at his place is better anyway

>>5626729
>have bad case of the lewd disease
>do the lewd with someone
>realise i hate myself and never want to do it again
pretty effective cure desu

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>>5626749
Maybe you can give me ffs~

>>5626729
I want to be tied up and left to the mercy of at least a dozen horny men and women who take it upon themselves to do unspeakable things to my body
I want to be filled up and drunk from
I want someone to fuck every inch of my body
I want to have so much cum inside me that my stomach swells and I look pregnant
I want dicks in my throat and I want people to sit on my face
I want ropes to cut into my skin and I want to be passed around like a bicycle
I'd keep going but I'm not thinking straight enough to continue

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>>5626720
Also,
>tfw you work up the courage to take a pic and Jormy doesn't even respond to it
>tfw don't pass

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nth for lewd and throating THICK THROBBING COCKS

>>5626723
please tell me Im on it I literally moved to oregon and I used to love that game so much

>>5626728
I need more lewd pics

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>>5626716
but i'll sketti out around qt boys
>>5626729
there is a cure you know. that is qt boys desu.
>>5626720
in a heart beat desu.

>>5626746
Pic?

>>5626735
Well not actually "too many"
But more than might be recommended

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>>5626746
I was officially declared dead by my greater family today so I feel your pain, I wish I had something positive or inspiring to say it's heart breaking to hear this happen Ange

>>5626729
It's a sex drive that can't be sated without a good fuck desu.

>>5626746
You want to hang out this weekend? I'm free on Sunday I know this sucks but I wish there was something I could do to help.

>>5626767
:/

>>5626770
I can't
I have work

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>>5626752

>going to his place to have sex
>not going to yours so you can kick him out immediately after while you bask in the rush of endorphins with a box of pizza

it's like you don't even know how to slut

>>5626723
Wheres the sexy nun from?

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>>5626750
Seems like the place for me
I am willing to learn the art of sluttery, I shall become top slut

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>>5626757
Not my cup tea. I enjoy being cut, not so much the other way around.

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>>5626761
I'll do a special run through with you on the crew.


Anyone else want to be on the Oregon trail runthrough?

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>huge nose
>manly chin
>manly browbone
>manly deep set eyes
>16" shoulders
>5´10"
>huge feet and hands

What did I do to deserve this ;_;

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>>5626766
>still not posting any

Has anyone here managed to go from fat neckbeard to qt girl? My sad story is that I used to be slim and qt but I wasted it on trying to be a man and ended up fat from depression. Yeah yeah I'm losing it but it's slowing down my progress as I can't start hormones or even try on women's clothes until it's gone. Currently hovering around 215 lbs down from 240.

>>5626780
being weaboo trash got you there

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Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DOyVyuv10

>>5626773
>not basking with your head on his chest

>>5626780
Trip on elanna

>>5626759
Jormy is too busy getting ass pounded by her girlfriend. Don't be a loser you can do better than that.

>>5626782
I'm on my phone and I don't want to flood the thread with Miku ass

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>>5626783
I'm not recommanding this although I kinda am by saying this but I was the same weight at fifteen and starved myself till I was about 150.
>>5626792
You do wanna flood the thread with Miku ass.

>>5626780

>huge nose
>manly chin
>manly browbone
>manly deep set eyes

All standard shit that gets fixed with FFS

>16" shoulders
>5´10"

Wasn't aware this was bad, I'm 5'11" with 17" shoulder span.

>huge feet and hands

That sucks if it's true, but I'm guessing you're probably exaggerating.

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>>5626784
Are you trying to piss me off anon?
You won't like me when i'm angry.

>>5626765
No

>>5626795
A lot of it isn't blue-board approved

>>5626750
The kit came with four brushes of different sizes and sponges I just don't see how I can really make a difference my bone structure I do want to try.

>>5626796
>le just get ffs :^) maymay

>>5626796
>just get ffs

Also I have average male hands and like 26cm feet, fucking kill me.

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SCREAM

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>>5626798
bully time !

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>>5626719
Did someone say penis?

>>5626787
>getting too cuddly with someone that you're having a one night stand with
C'mon senpai, you're just fucking, you're not trying to start a relationship ;~;

>>5626804
>26cm feet
try having one that's 27 and the other is 28.5

>>5626795
I've tried starvation diets they don't work because I somehow end up fatter I guess through secret binging. The slow and steady works but it's so fucking slow and frustrating. I'm 24 for god's sake. I can feel my jaw getting bigger.

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More thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0mHJQPHCbk

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>>5626784
we're all trash so might as well be best trash.
>>5626801
Never stopped me before
>>5626812
Get on at least t blockers asap. I ate nothing for a few days then would eat a little bit repeat.

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>>5626809
Penis?
Where?

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>>5626805
does tinder have a throw up emoji?

>>5626779
Me can I die of cholera

>>5626772
That always seems to happen anytime I ask to hang out in don't blame you I'm an awful person.

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>>5626808
No!

>>5626811
How does that work?
What did you do to your poor feet?

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>>5626809
>>5626819
penispenispenispenispenis

>>5626818
Lewd

Is drug use beyond DUDE WEED, a common thing in the trans community?

>>5626818
But did the weight stay off?
And I will.

>>5626804
No amount of repeating how bad it is because you think we're too dumb to use conversion tables will help you. Get a fucking therapist instead of trying to make everything revolve around you.

>>5626825
tfw no mado penis

>>5626805
Lol wow I'm waiting for him to say yo numbah let me have it.

>>5626795
I for one would be okay with that.

>>5626804

>like 26cm feet

Yeah, me too. Again, didn't know that was bad.

Starting to think you just like to feel hopeless.

>>5626829
Possibly? I'm pretty sure it's significantly higher than with cis people, but not that high.

>>5626828
A lot of it.
>>5626829
I think so.
>>5626830
Most of it. I'm 170 atm
>>5626836
You're one thirsty remy
>>5626828
See
>>5626837
>>5626828
Post ass already

>>5626822
it's more common than you'd think that people have different sized feet but never more than 2cm difference, just like boobs

anyone tried plugging estrogen

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>>5626833
Don't bully me!

>>5626838
It's just what I feel like all the time, I dunno.
Bit spoopy to feel good if i'm going to be tbhon

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>>5626829
Considering the kind of reactions people have had when I talk about doing hard drugs, I don't think so.

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>>5626849
*bullies*

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>>5626825
Provide me with endless supplies of delicious cock

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>>5626843
s-sorry desu

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>>5626857
The most delicious kind tbdesu

>>5626843
Um have you seen me no one wants to see my ass senpai

>>5626843
The fuck is this?
>>5626851
Thats because youre canadian, nothing you do bring about positive reactions :^) (fuck you for burning the white house fucking weed country)
Thats probably due to the fact that there are more cis people than there are trans.

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>>5626860
Well
Good enough

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>>5626853
Oh no~

>>5626857
dont you eat enough pigglywiggly?

>>5626829
I'd assume that a decent number of trans people attempt to self-medicate (not in the HRT sense, of course) with drugs.

I did a quick search and it looks like estimates are that around 20-30% of the "LGBT" community (so who knows what % of that consists of trans people) "abuse substances" vs. like 9% of the general population. But it's not broken down by drug or anything.

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>>5626857
Only if you get on your knees and write slut all over yourself.
>>5626858
It's okay desu senpai
>>5626864
...god damn it senpai
>>5626865
hm? .. Are you talking about best girl being eaten?
>>5626868
You little whore.

>>5626843
Fine but I'm not intentionally posting anything I shouldn't

>>5626864
Have you asked, maybe someone does.

>>5626871
I cant stand vore or cannibalism.

>>5626871
I don't have a marker on me

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>>5626858
post skirt pics
>>5626872
oohhh got ya *wink*
>>5626876
Vore is gross cannibalism is cute. But that's best girl. It shouldn't matter. It's a rare picture of best girl. Kiss the ground I walk on damn it for posting such a gift.

>tfw get sick from no oxy or get my hrt
[spoiler]im getting the oxy[/spoiler]

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>>5626860
Chickens are seriously my favorite animal. Cocks are beautiful.
Also chicks are adorable

>>5626880
i dont own one ;_;

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>>5626880
i'm serious though
none that are too lewd

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>>5626879
>>5626883
All these useless sluts

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>>5626886
STOP

>>5626885
Thanks a lot my boss saw this and now I'm fired.

>>5626886
If I gave you a pick of me on my knees with the words slut written on my face, would you appreciate it?

>>5626880
>Kiss the ground I walk on damn it for posting such a gift.
Can I kiss anywhere else as well? :^)

>Tfw get a new dress and it makes my boobs look great
A+ Purchase

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>tfw too ugly to be a slut

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>>5626888
nice trips tho

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>>5626885
I know. Was just funny how you worded it
>>5626887
USELESS SLUT
>>5626888
kek
>>5626889
I would actually
>>5626890
Are you a good kisser? If not just bite me
>>5626893
You'd be amazed what someone will fuck

>>5626897
K but I look like a guy though

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>>5626897
A boy said I have nice lips once, maybe if I just cover up my face with a bag or something..

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>>5626897
>Was just funny how you worded it
i don't know how i would say that differently
>it's covered up so it's ok

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>>5626879
>not having markers on hand so people can write lewd derogatory things all over you
please kuppy

I thought you took SLUT 103 with me?

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>>5626897
wind yer neck in before i squash you with my amazon-ness(?)

>>5626874
Does anyone want to see my butte?

>>5626908
Yes.

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Thread has gotten a little...lewd tonight.

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>>5626908
are you older than carol?

>>5626913
I'm 26 senpai

>>5626911
You need to induce vomiting?

>>5626904
I'm not at home though

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>>5626912
you know you like it
>>5626917
i don't know everything

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dude my gf is a SLUT lollll

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>all this lewd bully talk
fuck. pls no more. this is 2 lewd for me

>>5626924
All dese miku pictures amazing/fucken saved

Its okay it was nice being mistaken for an underage girl for once.

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>>5626927
i'm very proud of you
>>5626933
i just don't pay attention to how old anyone is

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>>5626900
It's all fun
>>5626902
Don't be so harsh on yourself. People always wanna fuck something like I said.
>>5626903
How you said I'm not intentionally posting any nsfw stuff was funny.
>>5626906
What what??
>>5626912
It's fun stuff

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>>5626941
idgi

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>>5626921
I said on hand

>>5626927
y-you made me this way

>>5626939
Okay is butt still wanted?

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>>5626945
fucking whore lmfao

>>5626945
I'm sorry
I'm bad at being a slut ;~;

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>>5626946
mostly out of curiosity

>>5626941
sorry, it was bong speak. Translation: be quiet before you get 6'1 of tranny to stand on you

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>>5626951
Kay try not to commit rare holly butte.

>>5626954
Lol I hate auto correct try not to vomit

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>>5626954
butt/10

>>5626954
cute

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>>5626954
eh i guess id tap it you look p small so itd be tight i guess

>>5626966
man frick you you frickin frick....
i was gonna do that.....

>>5626966
Would u tap me yume ;)

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>>5626970
DUDE WTF CALM DOWN IM TRYING TO POST HERE UGHHHHHHHH

>>5626761
You died
>>5626774
You died as well
Rin died
>>5626821
Your ass died of a snakebite of all things.

Then thieves took my oxen and I was stranded 100 miles from a fort.

Most annoying game over ever.

>>5626966
I pretty much have a flat man ass lol..but thank you senpai.

>>5626958
Um okay.

>>5626961
Uh thanks it rare for a reason this picture is prehrt.

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>>5626974
uve never given me any lewd pics so i dont fucking know
>>5626980
ugh shut up and stop fishing for compliments -fart-

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>>5626978
no killing!
>>5626980
it's all i got senpai

>>5626983
k I'll give you something at some point

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>>5626949
n-no

im a slut not a whore

there's a difference ok

>>5626950
Its okay you probably have some at home

>>5626978
how

I need to know

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>tfw

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>>5626978
That wasn't the kind of snake I was wanting...

That game always kills me.
Wait oxygen duh fuck.

>>5626983
I-Im n-not I do have a flat butt.

This is after hrt I'm scared to show anything more recent than this.

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>>5626994
>tfw

>>5626999
gross man butt desu

>>5626993
You drowned the first river crossing.
Like river is 4 feet, you caulk and float across, you got swept away and drowned.
in 4 feet of water.
Where you could have just stood up and walked out.

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>>5627000
tfw

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guys i walked around portland today for 4 hours with a trump hat and someone muttered under their breath "fucking fascist" under their breath but that was it

why are liberals such pussies

>>5626993
u died cus ur a fucking skank bro woooooo doggie ayyyy girl u sum skank ass shitt ahahaha... damn nigga 4 real 100% 100% 100% 100%
>>5626999
okay whatever i guess u have a flat ass then u proved me wrong... haha sorry dude : - ) fuck u man... nigga.. psh... id tap that irl and despite common belief nigga i dont just TAP any ol bp okay senpai?

shit...........

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>>5626994
>>5627000
>>5627005
dem feels doe
Shinji's a basket case

>>5626994
>>5627000
How did you find my life's story

>>5627002
I know right

>>5626993
They're probably all dead
RIP my slut dreams

>>5627009
Why do you have so many pics of Miku's ass?

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>>5626994
that's me forever and ever
>25
>man everything
>garbage voice
>disproportionate feet
why did I ever think I had a chance

>>5627014
Because you're cute and will make it

>>5627006
hi yume are you drunk/high rn?

>>5627013
they're nice pics tbdesu, just bask in the ass

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>>5627011
it only counts if it's someone else writing all over you

its just kinda PATHETIC if ur doing it to urself

ngl
>>5627013
>look at pictures of mikus butte
>pic of miku farting
>le save
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>farts

>>5627009
Best one yet would pay money just to have that ass on muh face #datazz

What does it mean when your friends stop talking to you or responding to your messages? Should I just move on and forget about them?

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>>5627016
>>5627016
no i was drunk as fuck last night... drunker than ive been in like 2 years

puked, blacked out, then passed out

no hangover ; - )

i am high right now but i dont even feel high... i only took like a puff... shit i got right now is indica and i really dont like indica.. shit just makes you lazy af and i dont like feeling lazy and tired.. i wanna be energetic

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>>5627013
you do know that i have over 1000 pics of miku total yes?
>>5627017
i specifically don't have anything like that, it's just disgusting
>>5627019
it's a pretty good butt pic
>>5627022
elaborate

>>5627014
Its pretty shitty I know just have to hope for the best senpai.


>>5627006
I am way too drunk right now this is cracking me the fuck up I just spilled my drink shit nigga.

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it's the buttinging

>>5627024
Not much to tell really. They just stopped talking to me or responding entirely. I'm wondering if I should just drop them as friends and move on with my life.

>>5627017
So, I guess I should find someone to do it then

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>>5627026

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>>5627027
>>5627026
holly look art this post... this is a flat ass... now desu its still nice. not a man ass, looks female to me, just flat. theres' nothing wrong w dat tho... looks p soft u feel?

look and learn
>>5627030
ill do it for you if you let me smack you around a bit and give you bruises

>>5627027
hank hill pls

>>5627003
oh my god that's hilarious

thats probably how I'd die irl

>>5627006
wow rude ;-;

>>5627011
cheer up kuppy

I'm sure you'll find that special someone to write on you, and/or lewd friends to write on you too, like I have

>>5627033
LOL

Can I ask you guys for input on my voice please?

I'm still working on it.

https://soundcloud.com/user-509454111/rec-20160127-2136

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>>5627027
buttening
>>5627028
rewording the statement won't make me understand
they don't speak to you in person? don't respond to texts/messages? do you know why?

>>5627033
i liek spurdo

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>>5627036
sounds like a way u'd die you fucking clutz lmao get the FUCK outta here....... imma teach u a lesson when u get home white girl........ shit
>>5627038
>SOUNDCLOUD

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>5627037
what u laughing at punk

>>5627043

Vocaroo isn't working on my phone for some reason. :(

>>5627043
you punk, what u gonna do huh????

>>5627033
nice es spurdo

>>5627033
Alright
Do whatever, just nothing permanent

>>5627031
Eh???????????????????????????????

>>5627033
I want a jiggly butte like my Chinese cartoons damnit.

>>5627027
*raises hand and smacks day azz*

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>>5627036
I can see it now:
Me at your funeral: "Why didn't you stand up? It was a slow moving river! There wasn't even anything preventing you from standing up! You just thrashed like an idiot screaming "I'm drowning I'm drowning" and just... rolled over onto your face and accepted your inevitable demise. Reaaaal dick thing to do there"

>>5627048
I've seen you talk about yourself

>>5627052
I'm confused literal what angi?

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>>5627042
>>5627046
Gondola is the embodiment of wu-wei, and its artistic ethos is wabi-sabi—the mindful appreciation for beauty in both the everyday and the sublime through the acceptance of transience and imperfection. Gondola art is the authentic and compassionate exploration of the human condition.

FUCKING PUNKS ILL FUCKING GUT YOU *whips out karambit chroma fade* ur doing down.....
>>5627045
^ see above im not gonna WASTE writing out the same reply to you twice you fucking pice of shit... fucking idiot ugh... jeez louise u fucking bitch..... fuck
>>5627048
i prefer cute little soft tight asses to big round jiggley ones desu.... they be nice man cute little butts that are still gropeable and perky... a perfect mid ground.... mmmmmmmmm shit nigga
>>5627047
i only would leave a few bruises maybe some hand prints

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>>5627058
but I'm not Angie, she posts image.jpg

>>5627043
o-okay

yesterday never left a bruise on my thigh btw

>>5627060
It's spurdo, come on it's even drinking the euroshopper energy drink only available here

>>5627060
bring it

>>5627060
That's fine by me
What do I say if someone asks about them?

>>5627038
>>5627043
>>5627044

Alright, I did it on my computer.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BZ6On6AEBy

>>5627061
Okay who is u.

And where does the hypihcrite thing cum from?

>>5627070
It's p good, ideally you'd want to sound less nasally though cuz now it screams tranny to other trannies

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>>5627068
tell them you fell down a flight of stairs

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>tfw ywn do lines of coke off an erect penis

>>5627078

Well cool, thank you. :)

I will work on making it less nasally.

>>5627060
This is too gud but wow I Must be fuckef up cause it was also pretty lewd whew lawd.

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>>5627062
how did i give you that other bruise then idek?
>>5627068
a tranny beat me up :')
>>5627067
im coming for u man.... ur done
>>5627082
hey hey hey now come on calm down look... you got the money.. i got the coke.... and the dick....... soooooooo
>>5627084
i would kissu ur butt and give it hickies

would be nice to fuck too probably

no lewd intended : - ))

Is everyone drunk? Am I the only one stuck sober?

Getting p.tired of body hair. I hope it starts to give up on existence soon.

>>5627082
My dream right there I miss doing coke.

>>5627070
you sound like the fat girl sheldon dates on the bazinga show

>>5627041
Online friends and I meant text messages. No I don't know why they stopped they just did one day. Not even so much as an occasional hello. I'm looking back and thinking that maybe they never really considered me a friend to begin with.

Its depressing to lose girls i thougt were friends really, but its for the best if I move on now I think.

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>>5627080
That's the obvious excuse though

>>5627082
Something I gotta try at some point now

>>5627087
A tiny one at that

>>5627087
good luck getting across the atlantic and getting through the swarms of mohammeds, then across the english channel, nerd..

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>>5627088
i'm arguably sober
and i agree, body hair is the worst i wish it would die
at least it seems to have evacuated my shoulders and slowed down a whole lot
>>5627092
move on, it's not worth it

>>5627088
Will it away with supernaturnel good vibes.

>>5627087
Okay den..this is getting out of hand..

>>5627014
ur right you should kill yourself before its too late

>>5627091
>fat girl
Kek. I am actually fine with that.

>>5627087
you hit me repeatedly and harder over time when I was tickling you, and this went on for about a few minutes

>>5626790
This is true. I can confirm this as I saw it with my own eyes.

>>5627087
How much you want?

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Degenerate thread wtf drugs and domestic abuse I'm feelin it

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>>5627116
ty jormies stalker

keep us posted for further lewd developments

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>>5627097
i have henchmen to do my dirty work
>>5627099
let it get more out of hand then
>>5627109
anyone who tickles me deserves to get PUNCHED
>>5627117
uhhhh i have to buy like 100$ worth if i want any its all uncut too... but no small orders
>>5627126
BDSM is not domestic abuse kid

>>5627133
I'll remember that tonight then :)

>>5627082
New reason to try coke.

>>5627138
>>5627133
: )

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>>5627133

>>5627126
You have amazing taste in men love seby wearing a shirt of him and girly ciel.

>>5627061
What do you mean you've seen me talk about myself I'm confused how that makes me a hypocrite?

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>>5627147

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> All thes trips...

c-c-can i join?

What does yume look like? I need to know so when I fap later I can picture her with gem.

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>>5627150
THANKS
they're my fav l-lol

>>5627128
We ended up on the same bus so I got to watch her and her gross gf making out and rubbing eachother's girlcocks
>tfw not as lewd as it was revolting
>wanted to introduce myself as her stalker

>>5627139
It is pretty great just makes you wanna go do shit. And sex on it OMG I pretty much blown every dude who did coke with me why can't I go back to 5'8 16year old trap mode. I hate the t.

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>>5627155
go right ahead

can anyone fill me in on the latest drama-ramas?
in the last thread someone said korra left, what happened?
did kayla get that 'job' she was 'applying' for?

>>5627165
>kayla
>job
she made it up as she does all things. shes simply an insane and spoiled rich cunt who thinks shes too good for anything in this world.

>>5627165
Korra left because people are really negative and mean here and she didn't want to get dragged into that. Kayla is business as usual.

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>>5627172
Poor korra....i will avenge thee

>>5627161
I did a bump but don't even think it really hit me or just some really bad stuff my friend had. Either way that's interesting, I'm more into downers myself cause I used to never stop thinking lol.

Yeah I wish I could go back as well though.

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alright i'ma shut my laptop and try this Project Mirai song a few more times
ninini

>>5627172
Or we can tell the truth and say Korra left because shes a bitch and would attack people constantly and then play the victim. Heres hoping she never comes back. Shes still her attacking people as anon without a doubt though.

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>>5627138
you fucking FREAK..
dude... im finding tons of gondola webms.... this is so mint

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>>5627158
I been cray about makai ouji sytry is just like one of the cutest things ever but I am rewatching season 2 of kuro. Pic related it's sytry

>>5627133
You have a gf and I'm into some dark stuff senpai you may need a preist after or to say some hailmarys.

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>>5627155
JUST DO IT

>>5627156
she's like 5'4" and she's a total cutie w glasses

>>5627143
I blame mtfg for turning me from a pure virgin girl into such a degenerate slut

>>5627159
get a job delivering pizza and wait

that would be the perfect time to introduce yourself, and not creepy at all!

>>5627184
I guess hoping yume posting a pic of herself is something that wont ever happen

>>5627187
she has done it before just look at archives

Lurking this place always reminds me why I do drugs. All of this happiness everyone has. You're all the reason im so depressed. I hope I OD soon.

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>tfw u spill your amphetamines and waste some
c-cmon I want to be a degenerate in peace ;~;

>>5627172
oh .. hope she's doing well

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>>5627180
This old song and dance I love how when some one leaves they are accused of this there is only one trip that does this and she's been with us since the beginning do the math.

>>5627177
I could get some good stuff pretty good at finding amazing drugs. My dealer is the bestest.

>>5627192
Should have been here last night it was not as happy.

>>5627194
Don't do them

>>5627194
Send them to me I will keep them 100% safe.

>>5627189
How am I supposed to find that.

>>5627197
Nice, yeah I found drug dealers are just bad news any that I associated with caused problems later down the line, and I'd known them as friends first dealers second.

That's why I've got a card and go legal now.

>>5627172
I'm actually sad to hear that she left. She was my favorite trip and was so positive all the time. Was it anyone in particular that made her leave?

>>5627198
>stopping amphetamine use midweek
I gotta power through tomorrow then I can put them away for awhile. Once you start a week on em you just gotta finish the week on them.

>>5627202
Nooo, they're mine ;~;

>>5627184
>implying I don't already know where Jörmy lives
>know where her girlfriend works because I've seen her there

>>5627206
You can get coke legally where?????

>>5627204
you have to be like, not retarded

>>5627208
Are they prescribed or you just get gud shit.

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>>5627183
woa this looks cute
mite check it out .....
>>5627184
blame ur gf instead desu ;]
>>5627192
>implying anyone here is happy

>>5627208
Ok
Just stay away from them after that

>>5627212
yumes been posting here since like september
am I supposed to go through every mtfg in the archive since that time until I find it?

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>long link warning
http://stuffdown.com/2016/Rihanna%20-%20ANTI%20(Deluxe%20Edition)%20-%20(www.SongsLover.cc)/08.%20Yeah%20I%20Said%20It%20-%20(www.SongsLover.cc).mp3?play_key=e6ba8f023e92bbb5aaf06052cd0c6551&tumblelog=rev4lution&post_id=138243361703

literally why is this new rihanna song so good? i feel like half of the reason is because i'm a whore, but the lyrics and sound speak to me

>>5627187
just ask her, she doesnt really care

if it helps though I'm pretty sure one is called tranny.jpg

>>5627218
Is yume the same IRL as she is online? I can see her being really fun to be around

>>5627216
You literally put her name in the filter lol

>>5627211
No medical marijuana I'm sorry I'm close to getting to sleep and forgot to clarify that part, I figured it would be assumed since I said I never did more than a bump of coke.

isn't the archive down?

>>5627217
Yeah, I said it

>>5627213
I bought a bunch of european speed paste a couple years ago and never got around to using it. It's breddy gud, a bit dirty tho, but beats doing meth.

>>5627215
It sounds like a good idea, but after talking it through with someone, I think it's pretty apparent that I just need to cut loose and go crazy for awhile.

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>>5627183
>You have a gf

that doesn't stop me
>>5627216
ive been posting here since may of 2013 actually since the day this board was made faggot.. psh... yeah *cracks knuckles* i am oldfriend so what heh...

here's a pic
>>5627184
its more or less just my fault for turning you into a nympho.....

>>5627230
..have you done meth?

>>5627230
I feel like you're going to die young from a drug OD. Tbh you do way too many drugs and its literally the worst emotional crutch

>>5627224
im just gonna be honest here and say I dont know how 4chan works. the archive i click on only has shit from the last 7 days

>>5627230
I've never done speed coke and mdma are the extent of upper abuse everything else is pretty much like benzos, morphine it sucks when you go to rehab cause no doctor will give you that stuff anymore.

>tfw you find a yt playlist that might as well have been put together by people on mtfg

>>5627227
You can still access it
If you google it
click on the link that says /lgbt/ and you'll be able to search through the archive

>>5627230
Well
Good luck with whatever you do

>>5627232
How many people do you get criticizing your support for Trump?

white people ain't got no lip, male or female

>>5627216
what are search parameters

>>5627239
>tfw mom said a lot of women would be jealous of my lips as a teen
>tfw socially white

>>5627232
Dem magnifying glasses, how many diopters?

>>5627232
I dont believe thats you for a second.

>>5627242
white people with lips truly blessed

>>5627233
I have, but never intentionally. I've had meth sold to me in pills before.

>>5627234
Yeah but I'm a druggie, that's just sort of what I do..
I know my limits

>>5627236
Opioids scare me desu, I feel like I'd find it too easy to take them all the time ;~; physical withdrawal sounds like hell

>>5627238
What I do probably won't be speed. Tbh, I just think I need to cut loose, go to parties again, and try to get a little bit of pizazz back.

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>me on the right

>tfw black with huge lips
>tfw i hate myself because of my shit race and unironically hope to die daily.

I wish I could have been born literally any other race

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>>5627214
Its amazeballs funny qt and really dark at times. Avoid the anime like the plague tho. More pics of the best girl in the series.

>>5626711
does insurance cover informed consent, if not how much do I have to pay

I'm poor

>>5627257
Insurances might cover IC, you'd have to ask at a clinic where you're going, and most IC clinics are sliding scale to begin with.

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acceptable drugs to do:

1 dose of lsd
1 dose of psilocybin
weed

only do these with experience:

high doses of lsd
high doses of shrooms
MDMA

only do these if you're not weak willed:

alcohol
any opiate(codeine, oxy, heroin, morphine)
benzos

OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?:

any disassociative or "legal high"
>>5627247
oh shit man.. u fucking got me... fuckin why i OUTTA...............
>>5627244
dude.... calm down man i have ASTIGMATISM and im tired of PUNKS like u calling me four eyed... come on dude its the space age and ur still calling me four eyed? pshh yeah whatever kid.. ill see u on mars -.-'

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>>5627228

literally every time this part comes up

>Boy, I always like to show
>Get a little bit, come a little closer now
>Take it home on your camera phone
>Get a little bad, nigga, watch me blow it down

i sing along like the biggest hoe. i wanna fuck a man to this song while he records it on his phone.

>>5627239

lmao tru
big lips are everything

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>>5627238
someone said "fucking fascist..." while walking past me today under their breath while i was wearing this hat downtown.....

not much else?

>>5627252
>me in the middle

>>5627220
if you're asking if she's as big of a troll and memer irl then the answer is yes, she's really fun to be around

it surprised me when I first met her in real life how true that is

>>5627214
>>5627232
I know that, but I never would have met you if it wasnt for mtfg, so no matter how much of it is your fault it is also to blame

>>5627263
post pic of you standing next to gem

>>5627259
would u rather they say something about urr man chin heyooooooooo but hey u landed gem by some gift of god so hold onto her before she moves on know what im sayin

>>5627250
Oppoid dependence is not fun senpai, it just bad throwing up teeth chattering passing out in hallways when you don't get another hit of morphine it's shit. But at the same time I litteraly cared about nothing during those times and if I get the chance I will definitely use them again.

I think pschedelucs are your best bet for drugs that won't severely fuck you over into addiction land, mdma, shrooms, LSD, datura, ketamine,etc.

>>5627250
Alright, just be safe

>>5627263
It's like they want illegals