Gaygen: Conchita Wurst Edition

>>5625219
looks like circe with a beard

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guys you wont fucking believe it but I actually found a muscular, cute mathematician who is interested in me

WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES?

>>5625226

At least Wurst knows not to wear fingerless gloves

>>5625198
r-really

>>5625234

They're for weightlifting, anon

>>5625226

Cute

>>5625233
>WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES?

well idk you're the mathematician

>>5625250

That would be a statistician

I prefer to do number theory and the occasional bit of mechanics

Ey I like that final form pic from last thread yo

>>5625234
lol does he do that?

>>5625246
yup
also you had to read that reply as an old jewish woman

>>5625249
lol i was just messing around because i knew you were here somewhere

>>5625233
thats pretty cool anon. I memorized the quadratic formula to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel!

>>5625253
but can you take a big dick

>>5625261

i guess time will tell

:*

>>5625233
I'm happy for you m8. I'm glad you found your unicorn.

>>5625169
If I wait four hours and it just about a dump you took. I'm going to be upset.

>>5625246
Yeah. If it weren't for the vegetarian thing, and the terrible taste in music, you'd be bf material.

>>5625233
you both sound so fun

i bet you look great

Drooling vaginas are kind of neat. Am I bi?

>>5625349

Ew, vaginas are disgusting

Im alright with the idea of tits, but vaginas are just... icky.

seek help

>>5625260
..like in a nooh yawk accent
might just do that for all of ur posts now
>>5625303
you would bf literally anyone

>>5625260

>I memorized the quadratic formula to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel!

Same here

>>5625395
>>5625260

How does that even work?

>>5625403
music helps some people remember things

Eden of the East
Gets real fucking morbid

>>5625349
>Drooling vaginas
Gross.
>>5625394
>literally anyone
Absolutely untrue.
Women would be gf.
Also no vegetarians.

i think i have become so used to the idea that i will never have a boyfriend that i am slowly becoming asexual

>>5625409

no I mean how does the formula fit the song?

>>5625414
you put each syllable on a note so that it flows rhythmically

>>5625413

I go through phases like that.
The asexual part, I mean

did Steven Avery kill Teresa Halbach tb h

>>5625409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnIwyNguarw

>>5625349
if by neat you mean arousing, you already answered your own question lol.
>>5625395
w-why?

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>>5625432
>Literally a polyromantic, genderfluid bi/a-sexual POC with problem glasses
I don't even need to post that fake Tumblr picture anymore, that's selling you short on the oppression scale.

>>5625457

A lot of people make fun of me for not caring about looking like a tumblrite

>>5625414

idk just try to say it in your head, x equals negative b, plus or minus square root, b squared - 4 a c, all over 2 a.

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>>5625468
When people are mean to you, does that perpetuate rape culture?

why is circe allowed to post in here, he's not even a femboi he's full-up trans

>>5625484

If they're being mean about rape and it being ok, I guess.

>>5625493

Because part of me being trans means i'm a guy sometimes and i'm a guy rn and lots of people here are don't care to shoo me away based on that

>>5625493
most gaygen regulars cant read so its not like they noticed

>>5625511
>means i'm a guy sometimes

Get. Go on. GET.
>>5625484
that dude you keep posting is ugly

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>>5625511
So you agree, you think we live in a rape culture?

>>5625433

And I just read that FBI guy Cameron thinks Edward Wayne Edwards did Black Dahlia. Does he really or did someone misread him? That'd be really stupid.

>>5625540

I don't know what exactly rape culture means but I think there's plenty disgusting with people thinking they can be entitled to deciding what someone else should and shouldn't be comfortable with regarding control of their body, regardless of situation or culture.

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>>5625562
>gay gen
>means i'm a guy sometimes

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>>5625562
Oh my God, I love your bracelet. Where'd you get it?

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>>5625520
I just choose to not read circes posts and when I do they legit disgust me. Degenerate as fuck. I also don't like people that I don't know the race or gender instantly.

>>5625394
You're honestly top five favorite posters and we have had some pretty funny back to back banter shittalking. Everyone else on here is so boring. You're one of the only interesting ones. Assholes are the funniest.

>>5625577

My bracelet's actually, like, an entire rolled belt.

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> Be me
> Have crush on married, dorky late 30s coworker
> Share a lot of the same passions (80s animu, nerdy shit, music)
> Love his little quirks, including his adorable interests ("I'll bring some paint for Warhammer!") and stupid laugh
> He's straight and taken (RIP)
> E-stalk him on Facebook
> Find pics of him shirtless by the pool
> Perfect dadbod

Life is a special kind of suffering

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You guys need to stop blaming Tumblr for your problems. It's not their fault you are oppressed by the patriarchy and clinging desperately to your white cis gay male privilege by being transmisogynists.

>>5625608
>taking pics of himself shirtless by a pool

lmao disgusting normie
not quirky at all

>>5625608
You've posted this before. There are tons of out of shape nerds just like him.

Just pick up a nerdy hobby and put yourself out there.

>>5625672
but he doesnt work with them! forbidden love is the hardest to break

>>5625493
why do u have to be cis + gay to post here
>>5625580
awh wow bby<3
this post is a lot for me right now even if you are implying im an asshole but you know

>>5625736
Well, I mean, it also helps that you're a qt desu

>>5625580
nice excuse for illiteracy casual
enjoy being v scared when u cant find the exst sign n a fire or some other scary catastrophe

>>5625730
>co-worker
>straight
>married
I guess it doesn't really get more forbidden then that.

>>5625643
tits or gtfo

>>5625769

Misogynonce.

>>5625746
dont think i have ever seen a pic of you...do they even exist???
you are a femfag too right
>>5625756
t-ty
no..im pretty sleep deprived tho

>>5625795
avatarfagging is against the rules.

>>5625801
I don't avatarfag and they don't ban you for that. They banned me for spamming completely and shut it down. I have to be crafty and only make like three posts a week now. They are deleting even whe I nice post.

Okay, /gaygen/, I think it's time I posted my boypussy, so here you go:

i.imgur.com/xurMAeg.jpg

>>5625608
There are plenty of weird fat guys out there looking for a qt boy to disappoint with their small penises. Don't worry.

Ya'll quit being mean to Circe. She's a qt and you need to let him post here if he want's to.

Srsly tho, he's nowhere near as much cancer as other name fags and avatar fags that have posted here in the past.

>>5625807
theyre giving u a gift n yr blowing it....

how do i know if im cute

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>>5625815
you need to shave that shit bb.

>>5625835
yr not
hope this helps!

>>5625818
>tfw u miss freddie

>>5625849
>tfw u miss rabbi

>tfw no virgin bf with unused ass


Does anyone else cringe about sleeping with a guy who someone else has cummed in?

Only virgins for me.

>message 10 different guys today on Grindr

>not one response

Ughggghhhhh

>>5625866

is your face ugly or sumthin

>>5625864
New flash, even virgins are disappointed in your tiny dick; they are just too shy &/or nice to let you know about it. Get over it faM.

>>5625876

I dont think so. I've posted my face a few times on here and got conflicting responses. Mosr of the guys I talk to think I'm cute at least

>>5625889
you the comic book looking dude with the hat and glasses?

>>5625894

Good guess.

>>5625866
unfort

>>5625884
oh man! you g o t his ass dude!!!

>>5625864
>Does anyone else cringe about sleeping with a guy who someone else has cummed in?
>Only virgins for me.
I know this is r9k for faggots but this is a bit much.

>>>/r9k/ needs its autists
>>>/shoo/

>>5625918
I felt a little bad for being mean and was going to delete but got distracted watching Bill O'reilly.

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Got a manager involved at work because some new hick fucker kept calling me a fag.

>>5625946
yas hunty slay his bumpkin ass

>>5625937
ok :) it wasnt funny so it wasnt mean

>>5625946
hot wow
was he cute

>>5625937
kek
>>5625946
But you is a fag doh

>>5625966
No. he's skinnier than a twink, covered in acne, and had a really bad mustache that you would have in middle school.

>>5625946
was he a coworker or customer? did he know you were actually gay or was it meant as a general insult?
>not that it matters but just curious

>>5625974
this made me cringe and fell sorry for him, mang.

>>5625986
*feel

finally found out how 5652 does it:
https://vimeo.com/95701148
>the more you know. jpg

>>5625986
I was in the break room talking to a another coworker about coming out to my dad since I did that recently. Then this guy starts going on about gay people and I blew him off. Then when I'd run back to the kitchen to grab food for a table he'd call me a fag. After about 2 hours of me blowing this off I told a manager and he just got a slap on the wrist since he's new.

Any tallish subs here? What are your experiences?

>>5626022
thats retarded. hes new he doesnt know he shouldnt shit on his fellow workers.

????

your managers a twat

>>5626022
ah man, that sucks. sorry.

>>5626007
i like my penis tyvm
http://i.imgur.com/qfiapLY.jpg

>>5626039
lol, thought you'd be asleep by now.
also...
>not posting that dude's analysis pic of your dick

>>5626036
Yeah. Manager gave me the day off tomorrow though.

>>5625974
all of those things sound hot tho???

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tfw no communist bf

>>5626030

I don't really think i'm tallish but i've been with people shorter than me.

>>5626042
fresh memes tho
>>5626022
t b h if it was me i probably would of gave him shit back about being a hick with acne and a puberty stache
im not very good at being an adult

>>5626039
But it's so tiny

>>5626080
Too busy being the sassy gay waiter everyone loves.

>>5626080
id of punched him in the face. we all have our challenges :)

>>5626053
Restaurant work is shitty enough without having coworkers being turds.

>>5626064
Mirin skeezy bar atmosphere.
>>5626093
Are you the cracker-barrel guy? Or does gaygen have a plethora of sassy gay waiters?
>>5626096
Sounds like he has a pretty punch-able face.

>>5625793
I've posted exactly one picture, lol.

>>5626064

Looks like CinnamonToastKen

>>5626107
I'm the cracker barrel guy

>>5626083
its not its about 6.5 inches just the angle
..if three inches is visible on screen and the average fist width is three inches...
>>5626093
im the bitchy + sarcastic gay everyone hates at work
>>5626096
edgy but understandable

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>you will never be married

>>5626152

Jokes on you, I have female distant cousins begging for a green card.

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everybody post personal cuteness with pupppers

>>5626135
Nah I'm pretty normal at work in the break room and the kitchens. Old ladys and young people tip more if you gay it up.

>>5626163
I don't has puppers. ;-;

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>tfw no haru bf

>>5626163
My pupper is a big rottweiler who lives outside.

>>5626178
2D isn't real, anon.

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>>5626117
he's a qt

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>>5626163
My pupper died
At least I have cats I guess

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Why do y'all hate r/gaybros so much?

>>5626228
How do I make my butt look like that?

>>5626202
Don't remind me ;_;

>>5626230
I don't have anything against it. I just get ignored all the time, so I stopped going there.

>>5626206
Is it supposed to be ironic? Or is he like legit retarded?

>>5626230
>lithoromantic asexual
They're just making it up as they go along.

>>5626247
he's an actual communist

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>>5626239
squats maybe?
couldn't tell you, I don't think mine's particularly great either.

>>5626239
>get/be skinny
>wear underwear in a way that it sorta acts like a pushup
>pose in such a way that really hurts your spine and lower back
>use wide angle lens on cam that creates a fisheye effect and use that to make your butt look more plump than it actually is

>>5626252

That's how I maintain mine

>>5626247
>Is it supposed to be ironic? Or is he like legit retarded?
could ask you the same thing ann

>>5626260
>*pushup bra

>>5626247
at least he's not so retarded as to wear a che shirt

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Thoughts on Jewish guys?

>>5626281
They bake well.

>>5626281

Indistinguishable from any other partner i've had, I think

>>5626262
Does it make your legs big?
I don't want big legs

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>>5626281
I wish I were Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom were my wife

lucky piece of shit

>>5626262
Yeah I really need to get on that but I don't have a rack
Maybe I'll just do pistol squats or something

>>5626305
aRe YoU bI oR sTrAiGhT? GtFo If YoUr'E nOt GaY.

>>5626310
I consider myself gay, but I don't give a fuck, I would give up on everything to be with this goddess of a woman

jA ROCKA

>>5626299

I mean, that depends on a lot of variables
i think it gave my legs a better shape if anything at all but then again, i've never bulked up

http://puu.sh
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>>5626306

I used to rely on OHP'ing first and then I got my bf to help me lift my weights up and then he helped me build my own squat rack~
I don't recommend it, uh, if you're a heavy guy, tho
We made mine out of wood and bolts and stuff from a bedframe but i think it's really only useful since i don't lift heavy, anyways

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Do trannies/lesbians listen to Drake?

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>>5626318

>>5626359
cutest girl in the world

>>5626305
i wish i was joanna newsom and andy samberg was my husband
t b h
>>5626358
who doesnt listen to drake

>>5626363
>tranny looking doubtful.gif

>>5626367

I mean, i never tried but i don't.
The only song i ever heard of him was that one with the dance box and i didn't really like it

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>>5626348
Yeah a makeshift one seems a little sketchy. I'm only 150 pounds but still

but shit I really need to get glutes

>>5626369
I love her so much it hurts

>>5626367
I wouldn't mind sucking his dick

>tfw live in a degenerate country where gay guys refer to each other using feminine pronouns

I would say 'why not just transition?' but then only 3% of the gay male community in this shithole would be left

for all you flat asses fags...
http://bootypop.com/

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>>5626410
>I'm looking at you ann

>>5626376

lol, I mean, there's some pretty good schematics for making one.
But yeah, I don't put more than like 200lb on it so, you know

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>>5626410

>>5626465
wat da fuq is wrong with its eyes?

>>5626374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zzP29emgpg
new drizzy + riri single out yesterday but it doesnt exist on youtube so just gnna post a #classic #tune #2011
>>5626378
i wouldnt mind being qt + musically talented but yah that too

been in "love" (or at least a crush) with my best friend for about a year and a half now. I even dream about the little fuck.

What do?

>>5626494
be in love with me instead

>>5626494
tell us about him anon

>>5626485
>i wouldnt mind being qt + musically talented but yah that too

Eyyyyy

>>5626494
Well what do you want to do?

>>5626485

That was alright, I guess
Not into the feel it was giving off, really

>>5626030
6'2" sub, no experience

>>5626511
stop pathetically liking him lol.
>>5626500
are you a qt? ;)
>>5626504
hes just a sarcastic, witty, sardonic laid back kind of guy. He's quiet, but can be really sweet. I dont know why I like him so much. It just sort of happened one day.

>>5626520
How'd you guys meet

>>5626524
Been best friends since I was seven, im 23 now. I actually met him when I was six, he walked up to me and said something idiotic about how he could 'throw me to the moon', typical little kid weirdness. lol. We almost got into a fist fight, but when I saw him again a few months later, we've been best friends ever since.

What do you think of balding,shaved head and wigs?

>>5626549
wigs?

>>5626549

Balding is ok, shaved is eh, wigs are what

>>5626030

Surprisingly not bad.
I always hate being tall when I'm alone, and think of how much better it'd be to be like 5'4. But then, for what it's worth people have done pretty well with me... and a lot of fit older dom guys have gone about like it was no thing.

>>5626562
I met a few femboys that shaved their heads and wore wigs instead.

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>>5626532
If he's straight, just know that you can't do anything, man. I've had crushes on good friends too, and although that shit's tough because it's so romantic, nothing good can come of it.
>tfw still jerk off to the thought of getting railed by one of my middle school friends

>>5626572
that is... a little odd.

>>5626135
>I swear it's 6.5
Nice try small dick.

How unrealistic is my bf being able to hold me while we fuck? I've seen webms of guys being held in the air while fucked but is it actually doable outside of porn

>>5626636

my mister and I do it pretty regularly
one of the most fantastic things to try if you don't mind a little laziness is when he flips you both over so that you're riding him and then just kind of scoops you up and holds you in the air while you just float there and get fucked

It's A+

>>5626632
t b h i dont even care about my dick size but it is 6.5 inches
>>5626636
guys have done this to me before
>tfw he says u weigh like nothing

LAfags, where are some good IRL places to meet older guys (35+)? Not necessarily for hooking up, making friends/dating too.

>>5626668
how much do you weigh

Guys
I have a crush on my coworker
He's really chubby and kinda a doofus but he's adorable and I want to suck his dick
But he's straight I think
And he thinks I'm straight
What do I do

>>5626686
119lbs
>>5626732
start tripping
shitpost all day

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>>5626732
Suck his dick.

>>5626737
I used to have a trip
>>5626755
I wanna rub his tummy ~

>>5626737

i wish i could be that light and still keep my face how it is

>tfw 128 and 5'4
>tfw too fat to be twink, but have noodle arms and legs
>tfw 22 bmi

Trying to lose weight for a qt bf

>>5626760
did u shitpost tho
>>5626775
t b h i thought you were around that weight by looking at you
i used to be like 110lbs when i was doing a lot speed n generally living that druggy lifestyle

I ASKED QT BOY TO COME OVER AND LET ME COOK DINNER FOR HIM, HE SAID YES.

What do I make? What food guarantees getting you laid? What food screams "please accompany me into my bed, so that I may wrap my arms around you and and cuddle and not release you until morning"?

>>5626791

I mean, i'm only like ten pounds heavier but there's like a hard point where my face just skellies out

>>5626797

have an empty plate and then just take your dick out and flop it onto the plate.
Apply whipped cream

>>5626807
skelly faces are good imo
i like angles
>>5626797
instant curry noodles w/ ketchup
+ a melted cheese single

>>5626797

Spicy tacos/burritos

>>5626816
How about no.

>>5626815
But I actually can cook...

>>5626807
Tempting, but no.


I was thinking something simple. Like baked ziti, fresh bread, maybe a vegetable or something. And weed brownies. Fuck yeah weed brownies.

>>5626815

I need my round cheeks for my grungy tomfem aesthetic

I have decided that I will never find a boyfriend. I give up. At least I have ASMR

>>5626815
>skelly faces are good imo i like angles
I agree but some faces are a bit too angular at times
mine included

>>5626841
find a gf instead

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>>5626842
>some faces are a bit too angular at times
How dare you.

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>>5626852
>just another skeleton in a clown suit tbhfam

>>5626832
kk scrambled eggs + baked beans on toast w/ ketchup
>>5626834
i wish my face was more angular t b h i have prominent cheekbones / jawline but somehow chubby cheeks too does my head in
>>5626842
ur face is beautiful shush now

>>5626419
Good to know you're thinking of me, anon
>>5626636
Depends on how much you weigh, and how bigguy4you your bf is.
>>5626786
>5'4
Hey bb.
>>5626832
Steak, or maybe potroast. Nothing gets me harder. Bonus points if you make sammiches out of the left overs.

>>5626786

you should bulk and become a musclemanletbottom desu

>>5626896

You should kill yourself desu

>>5626916
Seems sort of harsh.
How's the cut going?

>>5625219
requirements to be my bf
>masc without trying too hard
>top
>into twinks
>has a tummy but has muscles and is strong af
>hairy
>scruffy face
>short
>knows how to cook
>likes to go out and about instead of netflix & chill
>can play a musical instrument
>loves camping trips
>drinks microbrews
>isn't a SJW
>always has time for me but knows just a few times a week is good too
>encourages and is okay with my autistic interests

am I asking for too much?
this was all what my BASTARD OF AN EX was

>>5626891
Hi
Glad to know at least one guy likes my height
Its the only reason I'm glad I'm not str8, I'd never get a gf

>>5626926

Wear high-heels and be the empowered man you were born to be.

Then you can strut down the street to a chorus of "Yassss henny!" probably being shouted at you by Senpai.

>>5626916

Butthurt

>>5626922

>drinks microbrews

But beer is shit and beer snobbery is shit snobbery

>>5626922
Seems like a pretty long laundry list famm.

>>5626926
>Its the only reason I'm glad I'm not str8
You need to hang out with more women. They'll give you give you all sorts of reasons to be glad you're not straight.

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>>5626938
>beer is shit
Fight me bitch boy.

>>5626940
No shit.
Also only men will hold you in big muscular arms

>>5626922
Quite the long list. I'm sure there are people like that out there somewhere. Don't give up anon!

>>5626952
>tfw no qt bf almost a foot shorter then you
Where you from m8?

>>5626960
New York

>>5626942

Bring it

I'll toss you in a hops barrel with the rest of the trash

>>5626922
I'm all this. My requirements are that you have to be ok with the possibility of me having a gf and her coming first over you. And you may be required to run errands for her when I get tired of her. Also, I *can* cook but I usually don't because that's not my job.

>>5626973

kek

whats clapping party people

is sex really pleasant though, or is that just a social construct

>>5626786

128 and 5'4 is too fat to be a twink?
Weird.

>>5627054
I don't know. I always assumed it was

>>5627059

Maybe height plays more into it than I thought.
What do you eat in a day?

>>5627066
Dinner and then something like oreos or pirates booty
Working on not eating anything but dinner which usually fills me.
Also I only drink water

why the fuck does my cum smell like fish today

>>5627090

You dick is turning into a vagina

>>5627075

Aye, sounds like a balanced diet.

>>5627103
Ayy just want to be a qt bf for a muscle jock
>tfw too fem to be str8
>tfw too masc to be gay

JUST

>couldn't sleep
>took nyquil
>still can't sleep
This bullshit is getting out of hand. I have to be up in five hours.

>>5627093
no u

but maybe i shouldn't have put on pink panties for that guy the other day

>>5627114
>I have to be up in five hours.
lol I have to be up in 3

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>>5627115

You should never do that

>>5627119
stuff happens when you're horny, senpai

>>5627118
I'm sorry, Anon. I have to fill in for a boss's boss secretary, and be twice as alert, if that's any consolation.

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>>5627120

Shamefur dispray

>>5627123
You should try dramamine anon. Always puts me to sleep

>>5627132
No gots, and it's 1:30 here, so I can't exactly run out to the store.

>>5627137
then watch The Turin Horse
it'll work

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Have you ever crushed on a guy who isn't 100% normal? Maybe he has a disability or is mentally impaired in some way?

>>5626797
Osso bucco
I would probably cream myself if a guy made me osso bucco

>>5627145
no

>>5627144
I'll give it a shot. Thanks.

>>5627145
Damn, gaygen really does make me feel better about myself

On a tangentially related note, did the anon who wanted to get with that deaf guy ever update? That was really cute

>>5627145
does mentally unstable count

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>>5627186

I guess so alien boy

>>5627181
I hope got together. that was the one time i actually care about something on gaygen

>>5627166

>Ossobuco or osso buco is Italian for "bone with a hole"

I got your osso buco right here bb

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>tfw no bf to play fighting games with for two days straight on the weekends

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>>5627241
Yeah, it's a damn shame he didn't follow up

>>5627246
nobody has that for me mate don't kid

>>5627145
He looks very similar to one of the homeless guys that would come by a place I worked at but instead of de-focused eyes like your pic, this guy had lazer focused, crazy eyes, similar to Charles Manson. He was so crazy that his nickname was "Crazy." Jesus, the son of God, would talk to him personally and they undoubtedly had in-depth conversations on a regular basis. To his credit, he was very charming and charismatic and also horny. He would always hit on the college girls from the university that was just a few blocks away. At first the girls would be receptive to him because he looked like a college student (if you didn't pick up on minute details) but after about a minute or two they would realize he was nuts, then it would be sheer panic on their part.

>>5627145
I tend to go after those who aren't very mentally stable, but that's mostly because I can relate to them better.

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>>5625219
DID SOMEONE SAY CROSS DRESS?

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DID SOMEONE SAY CHRISTMAS?

>>5627251
fighting games were my shit growing up
still absolutely unbeatable (for normies anyway) on them and i havent even owned a console since i was 15

>>5627329
Please no

>>5627251
>tfw spending this weekend cuddled in bed with bf exploring the commonwealth.

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>tfw trying to mimic feelgood's bullied puppy eyes look to appear qter
>failing

suffering.

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>>5627251
More of a (j)rpg & strategy game kinda guy

Also is my captcha a sign?

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>>5626922
shorten it to
>masc
>top
>hairy
and
>isn't a SJW
and you're basically me


also
>tfw when warned about my shota posting ;~;
tranny jannies pls you love it.

>>5627431
I miss strategy games.
I need to get my PC repaired so I can get my paradox fix it's been to long.

>>5627442
If you own a 3ds, a great strategy rpg is Fire Emblem Awakening
Fire Emblem Fates comes out really soon too
super great games
also when did you get a bf?
congrats

>>5627447
Oh yeah I've heard of them and wanted to play but I've never got round to it.
I'm more of a grand strategy player though, I love my micro management.

Thanks it was last weekend but I've been seeing him for a little while now. Was kinda funny when I realised he was my mates younger brother .

>>5627461
>my mates younger brother .
just how old is he?

>>5627466
5 I like em fresh :^)

Nah he's 18 my friend's 24.

>>5627447
..and yetttt...he is still here flirting with all the fembois instead of spending time with his bf
unacceptable t b h

>>5627472
Ah alright
how does your mate feel about you dicking his little brother?
Or does he not know?

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>>5627447
>a great strategy rpg is Fire Emblem Awakening

>>5627472
that's actually kind of cute. ;~;
i've been getting along with my older brother recently but he doesn't have any gay friends unfortunately.
congratz charmonist.

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>mfw

what kind of book is this

>>5627508
A great one

>>5627501
Have you played it?
It is a good game in my opinion and I would be interested in hearing your criticisms.
(Besides the weird subset of gross weebs who obsess over it for the wrong reasons)

>>5627476
Meh I don't see a problem with it, it's just some harmless chat, it's not like I plan to meet anyone from here ever.

>>5627477
She knows and is ok with it I just got the "if you hurt him I'll kill you" talk as you'd expect.

>>5627502
Thanks Boogz. Well I had no idea it was my friends brother at first. It's good your getting along with your brother though I'm happy for you.

>>5627508
Ah nothing better than relaxing in front of the fire reading the good book on a Sunday afternoon.

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Is Ladytron a good band to lose your virgnity to?

>>5627508
>what kind of book is this
one that's easy to spread

>>5627508
>what kind of book is this
a story of blood, toil, tears, and sweat

>>5627508
>what kind of book is this
if it involves Ann, I'm sure it has a twist at the end

>thank you and gnight!

>>5627546
Yes
https://youtu.be/JTTwlAT_AwU
this especially ; ^ )

>>5627529
that's cool then

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>>5627522
I was just being cunty. It's okay, about a 7/10, only played it once.
Stahl was cute.

>>5627529
im sure ur bf would agree ;););)
wasnt that long ago you were asking me to come to wolverhampton and do cocaine with you hahahaha

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>>5627559
pic related

>>5627557
planning on shelling out near 80 dollars for the full fates story?

>>5627559
Nah I just jokingly flirt on here.
Offer still stands although I'm not from Wolverhampton close to there though.

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>>5627424

Scrooge

>>5627551

I was listening to "International Dateline" a little yestaday.

>>5627570
u knoooo
>>5627571
..uhm...m-maybe if ur bf doesnt mind...

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>>5627570
>full fates story
What do you mean by that? I'm out of the loop.
Are you trying to hurt me again?
I certainly won't buy the game, but my brother will.

>>5627586
Why would I hurt you, I love you?
And it's split into two different copies of the game
Birthright and Conquest which is two different sides of the story of two warring factions of which you are intrinsically tied to
Then a few months down the line they will release a third story, where you take an independent stance on the war.

>>5627508
The best kind
>>5627586
>talking about jrpgs
And I let you bully me, kun

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>tfw kind of sick of my music library
>look for obscure jap stuff because disgusting weeb
>leads me to moondog even though he's an amerifat
>hear this track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSb1kP9slm8
i never knew music could be this good ;~;
i feel like i'm missing out on so much.

>>5627605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZbRsICiXu4

>>5627582
He wouldn't mind ,I do my thing he does his, I've got no time for people who are controlling.

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>>5627601
I know your tricks. Catch more flies with honey, they say. You can't fool me, I'm no fly.
>And it's split into two different copies of the game
Well in that case, it would cost me 120 dollaroos. Games are expensive here, Xenoblade X costs $90 in store.

>>5627604
Atelier Meruru is probably my favorite game of the past 5 years. Deal with it, tater tot.

>>5627623
good stuff anon. thanks for the recommendation.

>>5627636
>You can't fool me
It's true, Bully-Kun. I think you and I have an actual connection of sorts <3 Don't deny it
And yeah, we're pretty lucky here when it comes to game prices

>>5627640
yw

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do you guys have any gay moments or opportunities you wish you would have just ran with as a kid?

i had this really hot friend when i was 15. he played hockey (professionally now last time i stalked his facebook) and had the hottest body. we usually hung out with a few guys at his place, then he'd have to go to practice and most of the guys usually went to soccer practice. i got to stay sometines because we were going to have a sleep over or going to hang out after his practice. whatever.
i'm not sure but i think he was bisexual at least? we watched porn together on his computer, and it was he who started it. i was a prude and scared of being outed so i never initiated anything of it but he did, and he'd say things like "fuck i really want to jack off" and even said once something like "you know X and X? they've jacked off together. gross right?". lol. but we never actually did jack off to porn together, just watched it. we showered together a few times when he got home from practice. when his parents weren't home. he got nude but i kept my boxers on and sat down on the floor of the shower hiding my boner. we used to sleep head to toe but one time he didn't and cuddled me from behind for a few seconds and started dry humping me. i got really scared and called him fag. and he said it was just a joke. :(

maybe he just had a lot of hormones going on lol but now in hindsight he obviously wanted to masturbate together that time. i suspected it back then but since i felt i was the only guy in the world who liked other guys i thought he was just fucking with me.

wish i could go back in time and keep hanging out with him and the other guys. but they started drinking, going to parties and having gfs so... we grew apart. he was a sweet guy though. probably my first crush too or maybe just really wanted to get into his pants lol.

>>5626786
You must be lying about something
I'm about that but skinny and athletic
I'd probably weigh much less without my muscles

>>5627636
Well I guess you shit taste goes past just men

>>5627640
Hey booger
You're a male pretending to be female.

How do you shave backhair?

I want to transition. Does hrt get rid of body hair?

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>>5627679
I have to admit I lol'd but don't be mean anon.

>>5627659
I was fat and ugly, so no. No difference from now.

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>>5627651
Don't toy with me, witch queen. My heart is too fragile these days.

>>5627676
>Step 1
Peel potatoes and cut into large chunks. Cook in a large saucepan of boiling salted water for 20 minutes or until very tender but not falling apart.
>Step 2
Drain potatoes well. Return to saucepan over low heat. Shake pan gently until any remaining water evaporates. Using a potato masher, roughly mash potatoes.
>Step 3
Add butter and hot milk to potatoes. Beat with a wooden spoon until fluffy. Season with salt and pepper. Serve topped with extra butter and salt and pepper.

>>5627659
No, I had a bunch of stuff like that but acted on it because I was a slut in high school and ended up going a bit farther than just wanking together

>>5627707
Just let me love you

>>5627659
Yes I also have regrets. But the past is the past anon. There's no use crying over spilled milk. Look toward your future now

>>5627679
Rude desu

>>5627707
Don't remind me of what happened in those boiler rooms,
It's why we fought for muh independence

>>5627632
is not wanting ur bf to do cocaine with other boys being controlling? lol

>>5627687
If you filter booger 565 faggot and harmonist the thread becomes amazing.

>>5627715
You deserve to get molested. Its the closest thing to love you will ever feel.

>>5627679
oh hey sorry i didn't see this. i was shitposting on /a/.
umm well i don't have back hair thanks to hrt, but you could try epilating i guess.

>>5627733
nice repeating digits, faggot. repetitive like the shade you dish out on here. :^)

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>>5627737
oh shit we back online nigga.

touch my millennium key

Who /wake up sad/ here

>tfw ex who cheated on you is getting married
>sent me an invite

Literally wtf

>>5627739
>>5627605

Shit I posted that song elsewhere like a day ago

... And then I tried to post about it for like 3 hours.

>>5627796
it's good song. great album too. ;~;

>>5627796
i am fat and no-one even likes me desu

>>5627798

It's the only song I've heard in full from it afaik, and that was like 3 days ago so it's weird. Maybe it's going around.

>>5627799

Well, technically the second one isn't true, though I'm apparently experiencing a dip in popularity among 4Channers.

>>5627820
maybe. i found the album off of youtube and when that song came on it made me feel. maybe we got some weird esp connection going on.

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is the person on the right male or female?

>>5627840

does it matter?

>>5627843
idk

>>5627659
I had this concept growing up that there was a point where I couldn't salvage it and it was just 'too gay'. I limited my exposure to the best an adolescent male with homosexual tendencies can. though considering the things me and my 'straight' friends partook in, me being the one worried about what was too gay is kind of amusing.

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>left /lgbt/ trip on while posting on /a/
just kill me
just brutally rape me until i bleed out anally and die

>>5627856

it's okay, boogs, I always leave my trip on.

>>5627856
whats the problem? Isn't /a/ full of trips

>>5627856

What's the problem? It's not like you'll ever be respected as a trip anyway

>>5627859
but being a tripfag anywhere but here feels weird.
this board is practically made for tripfags at this point. i like staying anon on the other boards i go on.

>>5627858
i do it too much. i wonder if someone from here will notice and bully me. ;~;

>>5627862
true.

>>5627864

If they do, it's them being the loser
You're just casually posting, what's their problem to find reasons in the head to justify poking at you for no reason

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>>5627868
see... that's rational thinking and a decent point, but my anxiety makes me agree with anonymous 4chan users. i beat myself up with the bullies all the time. ;~;

so like even something small like leaving my trip on a post is causing me to freak out a bit. you feel me?

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>>5627882
Remove penis.

>>5627886
maybe just the balls.

>tfw a boy asks you out on a date
>tfw he's not your type at all
I feel bad saying no but I think I'd feel worse saying yes. Agreeing to a date just because I want free food has to stop.

>>5627912

You could go on the date but insist you pay for your half.

>>5627912
sounds like some normie ass stuff. Cannot relate here

>>5627924
same

>>5627912
what kind of guys pay for the other guy's meal? a-asking for a friend.

>>5627919
I could but then I'd still feel like I'm leading him on. I don't want to have sex with him.

>>5627933
Proper dom top gentlemen.

Why are guys so afraid to ask someone on a date... I have to always be the fucking one to do.

Masc4masc doesn't mean you should be a pussy bitch

>>5627969
because im not comfortable with who I am

morning /gaygen/ what do you have planned for today?

>>5627948
>>5627933

Sometimes I try to but it's more because I'm overly polite to a fault and try to avoid awkwardness

>>5628001

Post on Grindr till I get depressed.

Then see my fwb tonight and enjoy that at least

>>5628001
lay in the shower until the water runs cold while I regret things then go meet my mom to help her buy a car (which I'm not much better at but she's bipolar as fuck and needs a handler)

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>>5628012
Do your best!