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guys you wont fucking believe it but I actually found a muscular, cute mathematician who is interested in me
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES?
>Literally a polyromantic, genderfluid bi/a-sexual POC with problem glasses
I don't even need to post that fake Tumblr picture anymore, that's selling you short on the oppression scale.
When people are mean to you, does that perpetuate rape culture?
So you agree, you think we live in a rape culture?
I don't know what exactly rape culture means but I think there's plenty disgusting with people thinking they can be entitled to deciding what someone else should and shouldn't be comfortable with regarding control of their body, regardless of situation or culture.
>means i'm a guy sometimes
Oh my God, I love your bracelet. Where'd you get it?
I just choose to not read circes posts and when I do they legit disgust me. Degenerate as fuck. I also don't like people that I don't know the race or gender instantly.
You're honestly top five favorite posters and we have had some pretty funny back to back banter shittalking. Everyone else on here is so boring. You're one of the only interesting ones. Assholes are the funniest.
> Be me
> Have crush on married, dorky late 30s coworker
> Share a lot of the same passions (80s animu, nerdy shit, music)
> Love his little quirks, including his adorable interests ("I'll bring some paint for Warhammer!") and stupid laugh
> He's straight and taken (RIP)
> E-stalk him on Facebook
> Find pics of him shirtless by the pool
> Perfect dadbod
Life is a special kind of suffering
You guys need to stop blaming Tumblr for your problems. It's not their fault you are oppressed by the patriarchy and clinging desperately to your white cis gay male privilege by being transmisogynists.
I don't avatarfag and they don't ban you for that. They banned me for spamming completely and shut it down. I have to be crafty and only make like three posts a week now. They are deleting even whe I nice post.
Okay, /gaygen/, I think it's time I posted my boypussy, so here you go:
There are plenty of weird fat guys out there looking for a qt boy to disappoint with their small penises. Don't worry.
Ya'll quit being mean to Circe. She's a qt and you need to let him post here if he want's to.
Srsly tho, he's nowhere near as much cancer as other name fags and avatar fags that have posted here in the past.
you need to shave that shit bb.
Got a manager involved at work because some new hick fucker kept calling me a fag.
I was in the break room talking to a another coworker about coming out to my dad since I did that recently. Then this guy starts going on about gay people and I blew him off. Then when I'd run back to the kitchen to grab food for a table he'd call me a fag. After about 2 hours of me blowing this off I told a manager and he just got a slap on the wrist since he's new.
My pupper died
At least I have cats I guess
couldn't tell you, I don't think mine's particularly great either.
>wear underwear in a way that it sorta acts like a pushup
>pose in such a way that really hurts your spine and lower back
>use wide angle lens on cam that creates a fisheye effect and use that to make your butt look more plump than it actually is
I wish I were Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom were my wife
lucky piece of shit
I mean, that depends on a lot of variables
i think it gave my legs a better shape if anything at all but then again, i've never bulked up
I used to rely on OHP'ing first and then I got my bf to help me lift my weights up and then he helped me build my own squat rack~
I don't recommend it, uh, if you're a heavy guy, tho
We made mine out of wood and bolts and stuff from a bedframe but i think it's really only useful since i don't lift heavy, anyways
Yeah a makeshift one seems a little sketchy. I'm only 150 pounds but still
but shit I really need to get glutes
>tfw live in a degenerate country where gay guys refer to each other using feminine pronouns
I would say 'why not just transition?' but then only 3% of the gay male community in this shithole would be left
Been best friends since I was seven, im 23 now. I actually met him when I was six, he walked up to me and said something idiotic about how he could 'throw me to the moon', typical little kid weirdness. lol. We almost got into a fist fight, but when I saw him again a few months later, we've been best friends ever since.
Surprisingly not bad.
I always hate being tall when I'm alone, and think of how much better it'd be to be like 5'4. But then, for what it's worth people have done pretty well with me... and a lot of fit older dom guys have gone about like it was no thing.
If he's straight, just know that you can't do anything, man. I've had crushes on good friends too, and although that shit's tough because it's so romantic, nothing good can come of it.
>tfw still jerk off to the thought of getting railed by one of my middle school friends
my mister and I do it pretty regularly
one of the most fantastic things to try if you don't mind a little laziness is when he flips you both over so that you're riding him and then just kind of scoops you up and holds you in the air while you just float there and get fucked
I ASKED QT BOY TO COME OVER AND LET ME COOK DINNER FOR HIM, HE SAID YES.
What do I make? What food guarantees getting you laid? What food screams "please accompany me into my bed, so that I may wrap my arms around you and and cuddle and not release you until morning"?
>some faces are a bit too angular at times
How dare you.
requirements to be my bf
>masc without trying too hard
>has a tummy but has muscles and is strong af
>knows how to cook
>likes to go out and about instead of netflix & chill
>can play a musical instrument
>loves camping trips
>isn't a SJW
>always has time for me but knows just a few times a week is good too
>encourages and is okay with my autistic interests
am I asking for too much?
this was all what my BASTARD OF AN EX was
I'm all this. My requirements are that you have to be ok with the possibility of me having a gf and her coming first over you. And you may be required to run errands for her when I get tired of her. Also, I *can* cook but I usually don't because that's not my job.
Have you ever crushed on a guy who isn't 100% normal? Maybe he has a disability or is mentally impaired in some way?
>tfw no bf to play fighting games with for two days straight on the weekends
He looks very similar to one of the homeless guys that would come by a place I worked at but instead of de-focused eyes like your pic, this guy had lazer focused, crazy eyes, similar to Charles Manson. He was so crazy that his nickname was "Crazy." Jesus, the son of God, would talk to him personally and they undoubtedly had in-depth conversations on a regular basis. To his credit, he was very charming and charismatic and also horny. He would always hit on the college girls from the university that was just a few blocks away. At first the girls would be receptive to him because he looked like a college student (if you didn't pick up on minute details) but after about a minute or two they would realize he was nuts, then it would be sheer panic on their part.
>tfw trying to mimic feelgood's bullied puppy eyes look to appear qter
More of a (j)rpg & strategy game kinda guy
Also is my captcha a sign?
shorten it to
>isn't a SJW
and you're basically me
>tfw when warned about my shota posting ;~;
tranny jannies pls you love it.
Oh yeah I've heard of them and wanted to play but I've never got round to it.
I'm more of a grand strategy player though, I love my micro management.
Thanks it was last weekend but I've been seeing him for a little while now. Was kinda funny when I realised he was my mates younger brother .
Meh I don't see a problem with it, it's just some harmless chat, it's not like I plan to meet anyone from here ever.
She knows and is ok with it I just got the "if you hurt him I'll kill you" talk as you'd expect.
Thanks Boogz. Well I had no idea it was my friends brother at first. It's good your getting along with your brother though I'm happy for you.
Ah nothing better than relaxing in front of the fire reading the good book on a Sunday afternoon.
Is Ladytron a good band to lose your virgnity to?
I was just being cunty. It's okay, about a 7/10, only played it once.
Stahl was cute.
>full fates story
What do you mean by that? I'm out of the loop.
Are you trying to hurt me again?
I certainly won't buy the game, but my brother will.
Why would I hurt you, I love you?
And it's split into two different copies of the game
Birthright and Conquest which is two different sides of the story of two warring factions of which you are intrinsically tied to
Then a few months down the line they will release a third story, where you take an independent stance on the war.
>tfw kind of sick of my music library
>look for obscure jap stuff because disgusting weeb
>leads me to moondog even though he's an amerifat
>hear this track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSb1kP9slm8
i never knew music could be this good ;~;
i feel like i'm missing out on so much.
I know your tricks. Catch more flies with honey, they say. You can't fool me, I'm no fly.
>And it's split into two different copies of the game
Well in that case, it would cost me 120 dollaroos. Games are expensive here, Xenoblade X costs $90 in store.
Atelier Meruru is probably my favorite game of the past 5 years. Deal with it, tater tot.
do you guys have any gay moments or opportunities you wish you would have just ran with as a kid?
i had this really hot friend when i was 15. he played hockey (professionally now last time i stalked his facebook) and had the hottest body. we usually hung out with a few guys at his place, then he'd have to go to practice and most of the guys usually went to soccer practice. i got to stay sometines because we were going to have a sleep over or going to hang out after his practice. whatever.
i'm not sure but i think he was bisexual at least? we watched porn together on his computer, and it was he who started it. i was a prude and scared of being outed so i never initiated anything of it but he did, and he'd say things like "fuck i really want to jack off" and even said once something like "you know X and X? they've jacked off together. gross right?". lol. but we never actually did jack off to porn together, just watched it. we showered together a few times when he got home from practice. when his parents weren't home. he got nude but i kept my boxers on and sat down on the floor of the shower hiding my boner. we used to sleep head to toe but one time he didn't and cuddled me from behind for a few seconds and started dry humping me. i got really scared and called him fag. and he said it was just a joke. :(
maybe he just had a lot of hormones going on lol but now in hindsight he obviously wanted to masturbate together that time. i suspected it back then but since i felt i was the only guy in the world who liked other guys i thought he was just fucking with me.
wish i could go back in time and keep hanging out with him and the other guys. but they started drinking, going to parties and having gfs so... we grew apart. he was a sweet guy though. probably my first crush too or maybe just really wanted to get into his pants lol.
Don't toy with me, witch queen. My heart is too fragile these days.
Peel potatoes and cut into large chunks. Cook in a large saucepan of boiling salted water for 20 minutes or until very tender but not falling apart.
Drain potatoes well. Return to saucepan over low heat. Shake pan gently until any remaining water evaporates. Using a potato masher, roughly mash potatoes.
Add butter and hot milk to potatoes. Beat with a wooden spoon until fluffy. Season with salt and pepper. Serve topped with extra butter and salt and pepper.
I had this concept growing up that there was a point where I couldn't salvage it and it was just 'too gay'. I limited my exposure to the best an adolescent male with homosexual tendencies can. though considering the things me and my 'straight' friends partook in, me being the one worried about what was too gay is kind of amusing.
>left /lgbt/ trip on while posting on /a/
just kill me
just brutally rape me until i bleed out anally and die
see... that's rational thinking and a decent point, but my anxiety makes me agree with anonymous 4chan users. i beat myself up with the bullies all the time. ;~;
so like even something small like leaving my trip on a post is causing me to freak out a bit. you feel me?
lay in the shower until the water runs cold while I regret things then go meet my mom to help her buy a car (which I'm not much better at but she's bipolar as fuck and needs a handler)
>be in highschool
>walk into restroom in high school
>guy at urinal full pants down
>nice ass in plain view
>playing around with his dick
>realize it's a mentally handicapped kid
My only semi gay encounter in high school and it's with an oblivious retard.