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First for enjoying latest snapchat update. Who next?
that's your first mistake.
man up and go to a salon next time.
> put on a small shirt today
> fits really well around my body, mirin that nice waist
> turn around
> holy fuck i didn't realise my ass is so big
> don't buy the shirt because i like my ass but fuck me it's really obvious
My ass is pretty round-ish and firm from walking/jogging a shit load throughout my life
I'm sort of self conscious about it outside of the context of getting a cock in there
yeeee usually go salon but i wanted this which is a mans haircut
a barber shop run by someone well trained just doesnt compare to a salon for properly short hair but i went to a really shitty barbershop
It's 3am, I'm drunk and this is my first time posting on /lgbt/.
what happens in gaygen?
this is where we talk about cuddling and kissing and post boipuss.
> the "daddy" is old enough to be your literal dad
grindr is a hell of a place
then post your boipuss to kick off the thread, anon.
NOT WHEN THAT'S ALL YOU GET
MY ASS IS A FUCKING DADDY MAGNET I JUST WANT A QT TO CUDDLE
they're all fucking shorter than i am though
old man hair styling product that is very #classy #menswear #mfa
t b h im not attracted to irl children but shota is kk for me like it clearly doesnt portray what children (or anything irl) actually look like its purely highly sexualised illustration
probably shouldnt openly say that living in britain considering its illegal but w/e
ok gaygen is pretty uninteresting
I probably wont be back
catch you later guys have a good life
It doesn't matter if you're self inserting or not because it's not real. Like someone who enjoys horror movies or violent video games isn't the same as a murderer.
Hell true crime documentaries are super popular and those are real things that really happened.
>had class for the first time because of snow storms
thank god its my last semester fuck education i'll just get by on looks
t b h turns me off when it is written as purely paedo material
but most shota i have ever read is pretty ambiguous about the age and doesnt have the shota acting in a particularly childlike way
>tfw do both
them vers feels
apparently it 'encourages' paedophilia. rarely prosecuted tho i think it is mainly there legally for collecting supporting evidence against irl paedos.
We'll miss you so much! This place won't be the same without you. You really helped to elevate the level of discourse.
Seriously though. Why do people bother posting this shit?
>hurrdurr yous guys are lame
Why don't you shit up the thread some more about how boring it is, or complain how it's not like the good old days, rather then trying to contribute? That'll help things.
but you are not inflicting your kink on ppl who aren't consenting. Don't get me wrong, you do post some annoying stuff sometimes but you don't keep posting super creepy shit just to spite ppl that don't like that creepy shit. Tbh, I don't really care what booger does and it's not really *that* annoying but there is a difference between what you've done and what he's done.
You guys are retarded
Hair salons maybe if you have long hair, or are a woman, but frankly barbers, in my experience, have been better at knowing how to do mens hair.
You gotta accurately explain what you want though, you cant just be like "I WANT THAT FAGGY CUT EVERY OTHER FAG HAS" and not expect to be bald on the back and sides and have some faggot quiff. It also helps that my barber is incredibly gay. I let him do pretty much whatever he wants lol
i agree with this post too. i'm pretty shit desu.
i have to go though so i wish you all a good day and stuff. <3
>tfw matched with dane dehaan look alike on tinder
yes yes yes
maybe we will even meet up n bc friends n shit and he doesnt just ignore me like everyone else i have matched with on tinder for the last three months
i showed him like three different pictures from three different angles
basically as accurate as you can get
Yeah you're probably right, just a shit barber desu. Took me a while to find a guy I liked. Like I said I usually just go in and i say roughly thereabouts what i want, and let him decide if he thinks undercuts, layering etc etc would work with my hair. check out reviews in your area etc.
Help, I don't know what's happened to me. I've thought I was straight all my life, but I was talking to this guy today and I kept thinking about how hot he was.
As soon as I got homing I jerked off to the thought of him fucking me.
What the fuck is happening to me?
gaygen is just full of retards, queens, trannies, camwhores, furries, fat lovers, and socially disgruntled individuals.
I'm none of these; why do I even come here?
I thought this was a place for the average gay man. I guess I was sadly mistaken.
>tfw no skinny + tall black bf
those features in a boy is just ridiculously attractive for me i dont even know why
Make it to the style of your favorite foods. Like everything I eat right now is super spicy. My butt doesn't like it, but I'm probably going to be loosing weight quicker since I'm working out too.
"To make a family, you don't need instructions"
There is nothing better than a super rare steak, desu... like when it's bluish in the center and bright red on the outside and just seared on the outside. OMG, it just melts in your mouth.
Buy some Indian and East Asian cookbooks. Learn how to prepare lentils, beans, mushrooms and rice - not just white rice, either. Don't rely on soy substitutes. Do start taking supplements, especially for B12, calcium, iodine, and iron. Never, ever go full vegan.
>tfw excalibur and buckaroo
>tfw I want a bf but I'm afraid of intimacy
>tfw I don't think I know how to love someone anyway
>tfw painfully distant from everybody
This looks fun...
But I still want to be able to please my bf afterwards...
Has anyone ever done fisting or anything like that?
Can you still enjoy normal sex after?
>Never, ever go full vegan.
why..? not fully vegan bc its inconvenient af + expensive but i barely ever eat animal products. dairy is only good for calcium which exists in plenty of other foods in admittedly smaller amounts. also this +
Precisely because it's inconvenient and expensive, prohibitively so for most people. Basically anything you might try to buy off the shelf has dairy or eggs in it somewhere (or gelatin, or shellac, or any number of 'natural flavors' that are actually animal by products of some sort). So strict veganism requires either buying dedicated vegan products for hella dollars or making literally everything yourself. There's also the simple fact that most people have a hard enough time balancing a diet with their options open. Vegans need to work that much harder to get everything their bodies need with a way narrower selection of foods. It's a lot of work, and a lot of dumb kids who go vegan to get attention or because they took Philo 101 end up malnourished and unhealthy. But at least Oreos are vegan!
I don't want to get into milk conspiracy theory discussions so I'll just say this: the dairy industry has done some worrisome things and most Americans consume far too much dairy (and red meat/saturated fat/sugar/salt/etc), but dairy foods do have a lot of good things in them.
>I <3 MEAT BACON STEAK BACON BACON BACON BACON STEAK BACON
>uhm yah except i dont eat meat
>BACON BACON BACON OMG WE GET IT YOU DONT EAT MEAT SHUT-UP ALREADY BACON STEAK BACON I <3 MEAT FUCKING ATTENTION-WHORE BACON STEAK BACON
basically what i was saying but much more intelligently.
+ bc i dont want to be 'that guy' whenever im invited for a meal anywhere else haha being veggie is awkward enough.
>go to a party with a bunch of old high school friends
>find out like a dozen or so people came out after we graduated... All found bfs or husbands
>was out before them and made fun of for it and got nothing
Lol, the food that always makes vegetarians break their diet is bacon. You just wait 'til they're a little bit hungry and weak... which is usually about 1 hour after they've eaten, and just start making a whole thing of thick cut, salty bacon. Just leave it sitting out where they can smell it.
>easy mode = they are a little drunk.
I'm not vegetarian, though I was for a few years. I eat poultry and seafood now and that's much easier to plan meals out for.
I'm dreading my high school reunion for this exact reason.
Pork smell makes me physically ill, I can't be in the house when people are making pulled pork.
meat doesnt even psychologically register as food for me anymore. i actually bought a pasty with meat in it once by accident and decided i was going to eat it anyway so i wasnt wasting food..i had to put it in the bin. physically couldnt swallow it. the texture + smell made me retch.
What's your bank statement look like? Portfolio? 401k? You own any real estate?
I also have a very low sensitivity to vinegar, such that I've eaten salads and slaws that I shouldn't have, so I love vinegary foods as I can't actually taste that part of them. But with meat specifically, if you quit it for awhile, you start to lose the taste for it entirely. I never really liked it all that much to begin with.
Canadian bacon is strictly for pizza and eggs benedict.
I might not go to mine despite literally living down the street from the school. Too depressing.
>Canadian bacon is strictly for pizza
I used to work at a pizza place as a kid. Best topping combination ever: bacon (as in real bacon, not canadian bacon/ham), sliced tomatoes, and jalapenos. Go light on the japs; they are for giving it just a bit of kick.
It may not sound good but it is.
mustard based is p good, i'm from north carolina originally so that and vinegar are both pretty prevalent.my family is big into vinegar, i've been saturated with it for far too long too change now
I didn't used to like jalapenos on pizza, but recently had a really good one with pepperoni.
My favorite is triple cheese, triple pepperoni. Or pretty much anything chicago style.
>tfw brother moved back home
>tfw now dad and brother more homophobic than ever
>tfw "Don't be a faggot or you're not my brother"
>tfw "why don't you have a gf what are you a fag?"
>tfw "Why are you doing art stop being such a fag"
>tfw parents expect me to go into a rich soulless career
>tfw everyone expects me to go to top unis
>tfw seen as a model student
>tfw pressure is overwhelming
>tfw no real friends
>tfw social life ends when school does
>tfw rest of school likes me, but none are my friends
>tfw no one to confide in
>tfw no one to hold me and tell me its ok
>tfw qt guy in my class will never know I'm gay too
>tfw even though I go to an accepting school I'm too pathetic to be out
would you care for a side of angioplasty to with that pizza, Ann
Pepperoni is like THE worst topping tbH. You couldn't just cut the pepperoni pizzas like you could all the other ones. There is so much grease in pepperoni that it makes the cheese float. If you went to cut right out of the oven all the cheese would be pushed off the pizza. You had to let them cool for about a min.
Just had the most intense, terrifying but emotionally fulfilling talk with my mister
Lots of tears and shouting and hugging and cuddling and lots and lots of feelings and fears and talking and wuhff
I think things are gonna be better. I feel like lots of weight is off of me.
I sent my resume to 5 businesses today via email.
Only one can be so lucky and hire me.
His anxiety was having him withdraw emotionally and communicatively over jealousy and anger concerns and I was breaking down over not being able to talk about our issues and feeling like a.. like a perpetual imminent betrayal just by being there.
It had been getting worse and worse over the past month or two or so and finally today we broke it all open over ourselves and relationship'd it out 'till we just melted together and hugged tight and kissed and felt close again
Au contraire, every grime fan i've ever seen is a middle class kid who's just following the trends but still says bruv and senpai in real life
You can usually find them shouting along to JME in some scummy nightclub that gets a lot of fights and smells like piss
Not to mention every grime artist, and 90% of the fans, i've seen or heard of seems to be a fucking moron.
Today been super depressed since i woke up. I thought i heard a voice telling me everything will be ok this morning before i left for school. I thought it was God speaking, and felt ok til the middle of my first class this morning and its been steadily downhill from there. I am so lonely and also feel ugly inside and out. I went out for lunch so i could get internet to do my math HW and got fed up with it and as im leaving i hold the door open for a young asian dude who profusely thanks me, i say nothing, and he asks if im ok, i say yep andhes like "you look like youre having a shitty day." i say youre right and get on my bike hoping someone will kill me en route back to my stale ass lonely apt. I really wish i had the courage/ lack of conscience required to not care about leaving my loved ones behind, otherwise i would love to end my life and sleep forever. Im not getting anything out of life except for the occasional high from work, weed, hookups, and laughing. I just want to love someone but i also feel like no one wants to love me.t
How is it either of those?
Even if it is influential, it's in a bad manner. Grime is chav shit. 90% of the fans dress like it's 2005 and they're still underaged smoking, wearing tracksuits and scaring old people. It's cringey, because it's like middle classed kids pretending to be lower class thugs, and in reality they're all weedy faggots. No it's not influential at all.
As for original? Nah. It just sounds like slightly progressive hip-hop with a chavvy brit accent.
if u knew anything about grime instead of ignorantly talking shit about it you would know why it is influential
not explaining it to you bc its shit you probably dont even care about but with no grime there would be no dubstep no skrillex no half of the pop music existing in the charts today. obviously goes much beyond those three examples i have given but those examples show how influential + widespread it has been in modern music. its just been gradually watered down over time from its original london roots but a lot of the key elements appear constantly in music. like idk dont take it from me guarantee like half of ur favourite artists listen to grime.
no im busy arguing about grime bc im a massive dweeb
kwl hey btw
Okay it's actually because I hate myself and don't want to look at anyone who looks like me
How come gay men never pose with fish they caught?
>giving this much of a shit over visual sight
>giving this much of a shit about language + ideas
>giving this much of a shit about our entire physical existence and how we perceive it
not inconceivable they would considering i mentioned two american artists who were popular 10+ years apart from each other
and right i am sure you e x c l u s i v e l y listen to weird prog metal bands from sweden and you arent just saying that to be argumentative
Expensive toys best toys
It was a joke ya dip calm down lmao. The vast majority of artists i like have very little or nothing to do with grime. Not that you should care, because it is not, nor will it ever be, the most amazing genre ever. It's not blues or rock or funk or punk or grunge. It might have some positives but jfc get over urself lmao. I listen to pretentious wankery but at least im not precious over what people say about it
>talk with guy for awhile and he's super cool
>finally share pics
>tfw he's not attractive
I feel like a shallow dick and I don't what to say.
never said it was stop misrepresenting me i barely even listen to grime
ffs im just explaining my position bc everyone was asking me to. why are you now calling me precious and telling me to get over myself just bc i have a different opinion to you??? like wtf im not the one who is taking it personally here
Saki dies in childbirth, but comes back to life because Akira does enough good deeds for the girls in his magic city.
Honestly if you weren't a little bit triggered you would've just put ur hands up and said "I dont know familio i like it." and accepted that some people just think it's shit. Talking up its' history, over-stating its' impact, you're just agitating it more.
Also the typing style should've given you some indication i was being satirical, sorry i hurt your feelings bub.
I would m8 but i gotta run, working for the man.
Be like, the opposite of a selfish sociopath who uses insults to try and devalue other people.
So for example you could say "that sounds interesting, tell me more" instead of "you're an idiot"
The quality has dramatically fallen. Occasionally you get a general that feels more like the public forum of yesteryear, but more often than not it's just a boring circle jerk. It's best to post when the Australians and Americans are asleep or at work.