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NSFW images of SRS:
Suporn: http://imgur.com/a/uyukj
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Brassard: http://imgur.com/a/ihDCg
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Bowers: http://imgur.com/a/40Rri
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OLD THREAD

>>5618523
>>5618523
>>5618523
>>5618523
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Gay
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>>5620287
Fuck you I'm going to go listen to Black Parade now. :(
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Didn't the My Chem singer(Gerard) admit to having gender issues of his own?
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>>5620365
more like he sucked cocks.
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>>5620365
Yeah he did. I don't think he's trans though, just minor gender issues. A bit like the lead singer of placebo.
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How do you deal with feeling detached? Everything feels really pointless right now. I keep trying to find things to do for fun, but everything seems really uninteresting.
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>>5620287
get srs or gtfo edition!
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>tfw sore throat, hot head, sniffly, coughy, hard to breathey
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>>5622071
On the bright side, about half of us aren't. Sex with a dog, or any animal really, just seems to gross for me. I mean that physically, but also in terms of how much of a creep I would feel like for engaging in sex with something so vastly different in terms of mental capacity, etc.

(A dog girl would be okay as long as they are just a regular girl with dog ears and a tail. Anything more is too furry for my tastes, but I wouldn't have any moral objections.)
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>>5620328
same
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>>5621109
find friends honestly

helps me thats how i was from freshman year in hs
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>>5620328
Fuck, well it's been a while since I last listened to Black Parade.
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>>5622097
yes dog girl is good
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Well i just started electro and im red and swollen as hell how long does this usually last?
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School resumes in a few more days for me, how can I deal with dysphoria and school at the same time?
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>>5622105
go crazy like me tbqh
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>>5622109
What do you mean by go crazy?
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>>5622105
Get busy with school work and such, it will distract you a bit during times you'd otherwise get deep into the dysphoria. It seems to be working okay for me this semester, in any case.
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>>5622105
Having a good friend that I could always talk too at school for me helped alot
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>>5622113
The problem is, I worry dysphoria is going to be too strong and I'd fail to complete my work

>>5622115
My friends don't seem to be interested in me anymore
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>>5622118
Try not to stress too much about grades
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>>5622111
what do you think kuppy? all I need is a title, I was thinking of something along the lines of no mtfg and no gf makes kuppy go something-something..
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>>5622125
I don't really, but still I gotta at least pass the classes

>>5622126
I was thinking of that hehe
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say no to srs
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>>5622131
Why?
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>>5622131
Fuck off chaser
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>>5622131
>>5622137

no penis, no diamond
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>>5622139
no conflict, no diamond
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>>5622139
>If you get srs no chaser will want you
I weep at the lost opportunity, truly it hurts.

also
>diamonds
Why don't you splatter my dress with blood while you're at it
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>>5622138
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it was me, Dio
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>you will never be a qt model.
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>>5622121
Yeah, why does that matter?
I meet normal (supposedly) straight guys regularly irl, it's not worth it meeting some chaser from the internet...

like seriously, if you've seen my pic you can tell I have no problem with girls nor guys...
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>>5622152
>thinking I'm a chaser
get your head out of your ass hon I wanted to hang out not fuck your degenerate boypussy
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facts: chasers can only chase the visibly trans
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>>5622154
What if they find out someone is trans via other methods?
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do you think there is anything after death
it's a nice thought even though its impossible
I will know tomorrow if there is or it won't matter if there isn't
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mtfg is shit
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>>5622097
that's a lot of thought you're putting into something that never required explaining
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>>5622154
>tfw I am an ugly tranny so I only ever get to be associated with chasers

That's why I'm going for the gay boy route instead.
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>>5622154
>visibly trans
99%
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Didn't see the new thread. Goddam it.

>>5621114
I need testosterone because of a medical condition, but have no working insurance and can't get prescriptions as a result. Buying insurance is cost prohibitive and won't do much good because of the crazy copays. I won't die without it, but I do get seriously fatigued after a few weeks without an injection. I was wondering if it is safe or advisable to buy it online? And if so, do you guys have any experience with any specific sites? Thanks in advance and I love you /lgbt/.
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>>5622158
they chase harder.
>be playing game with group of 6 on skype, everyone else is friends, i am only friends with one
>everyone just thinks of me as male because of my voice
>they all treat me like shit
>one finds out i'm trans
>suddenly starts creeping on me
>stalks me for two years
i don't know what drives ppl to 180 their views on you bc you take estrogen lmao
>>5622159
things worse than living. i wouldn't recommend it.

>>5622160
t y!
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>>5622153
>projecting this much

>>5622154
Chasers don't chase in public, they chase online. Not being visibly trans is actually a huge selling point for the stereotypical chaser, he wants to be gay without seeming like it.
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>>5622172
>not wanting to fuck a tranny is projection
such is the will of the transbian collective on mtfg
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>>5622166
yeeppo got that right
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>>5622159
There's nothing after death, this is it, do or die, this is all you're gonna get. What difference does it make to hang on a little bit longer? Why not do whatever you've wanted to do before you take the final exist, no matter how crazy?
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please post pics of cis women with wide upper torsos so I don't want to kill myself please
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>>5622172
because the pictures online are far too telling
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>>5622153
Haha.
Wow, I never said anything about sex...
Why would anyone want to hang out with some that rights like a privileged little man baby?
Hahaha

>Seriously though I hope you're baiting and aren't really this much of a butt hurt chaser.
>.<
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>>5622095
yeah I hit the bong a little too hard last night too
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>>5622178
they don't exist sry m9, just being supportive here
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>>5622177
>Why not do whatever you've wanted to do before you take the final exist
This shitty recycled speech is getting really old. People die because they have issues and they can't be who they want to be. You're practically telling them to magically wish away all their problems. So pretty much fuck off and die cancerous trip.
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>>5622178
Just look up Amelie Mauresmo.
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>>5622170
iktf
>present "male" at uni
>one guy asks if im trans
>tell him yeh cuz why not its 2015
>turns out hes a chaster
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>>5622178
just be yourself
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who /never getting a bf/ here?
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>>5622191
me
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>>5622188
>chaster

>>5622191
;_;
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>>5622191
Me
What reason would a guy have to date a tranny over a normal girl?
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>>5622188
w e l p.
real talk the rabbit hole goes deeper, he started dating another trans that took my legal name because she was jealous of how much he desired me. it was a freak relationship. i just had to sit back and witness it all unfold like "???" i actually met him because he was best friends with my ex, it was awkward watching a manifestation of creepiness and jealousy stand in front of me and try to act human.
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>>5622191
I'll mail the next one freight to you
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>>5622191
I'd never get one, that's for sure. Males are gross. Ok, maybe a non-op FtM but that's a huge stretch.
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>>5622194
ricky please we need to hold each other and cry i feel

>>5622188
>>5622196

>tfw no chaster bf
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>>5622199
umm. personality for starters
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>>5622205
>mtfg trips
>personality
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>>5622196
Opps, he definitely wasn't that

>>5622200
Jeeze thats pretty damn creepy
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>>5622203
>maybe a non-op ftm.
Yes, that's just what an FTM needs, dating someone that dates him because he's "not quite a man :^)))))))"
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>>5622207
rofl
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqLHn14xung

song break

don't be so sad, all
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>>5622205
He has none, unless you can consider "WAAH DYSPHORIA" as "personality".
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>>5622209
good shit
do ftm's have chasers too
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>>5622199
benis
benis
benis
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>>5622204
I could use that ;~;

Anyway off to bed! Here's to hoping I die in my sleep :)
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>>5622205
I have a pretty shit one at that
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>>5622208
i'm glad to be away from all of it.

>tfw random friend request on steam from a guy from singapore
wat.
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>>5622213
>not knowing about bonus hole boys
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>>5622213
I don't know, I'm MtF, I can just empathize with people who I'm not.
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>>5622215
night rickers
don't die in ur sleep alright

>>5622221
>tfw ur not a bonus hole boy
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>>5622220
>I had a polish mtf add me for no reason
>mfw
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>>5622186
top kek, the implication of I or anyone here not suffering from debilitating depression and suicidal desires and doesn't deal with it every. single. day. is nothing more than something that I can chuckle over.

No, you fabulous fucktard, I'm not telling her to "just get over it", I'm suggesting her to do something with her one and only chance at experiencing existence instead of just mindlessly tossing it away while half-heartedly wish that something better like an afterlife would be there after they fucking end their existence. If they want to do it, fucking do it, but what have they got to lose? Fucking hell.
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I want to jerk a transsexual's penis while pounding the boy pussy to help him cum.
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>>5622224
i bet you're just salty they're passable and you're an old man
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>>5622215
please be safe ricky
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im out mtfg

another day maybe
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>>5622221
like lalalily?
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>>5622212
lel

>>5622217
ok well it sounds like you're just intentionally pushing them away. can't help u there
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>>5622228
Not with that way of speaking.
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>>5622233
gnnnnnnnnnn frogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

please be safe qt
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>>5622224
i dont know why im getting added. maybe because of my autism.
>>5622233
bye dork
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>>5622229
>they're passable
wouldn't know, never accepted their request
>you're an old man
I didn't know 25 was old, I bet you think I am actually pic related, truth is I look far worse but I'm not old
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>>5622222
nice get ;~;
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>>5622240
You're not 25, you look like youre 40 something
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>>5622240
you dont look worse than that pic, you do this meme way too much. like LOOK AT THAT CHIN DAWG.
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"25" years old

HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>5622228
but wouldn't you rather makes a natural grill queeff with that extra hand? im so oppressed
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>>5622237
Let me suck your cum out of the penis please. I will drool it out a little bit then slurp it back up. Open my mouth to show it on my tongue and swallow it. Kiss your cheek, caress your hair, call you beautiful and tell you how it tasted.
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>>5622248
>implying trannies can even cum
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>>5622247
I'm so bored of cis girls right now. 2016 will be a cis girl free year.
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>>5622244
pls
>>5622246
>that person looks better than I do
>still believing it's me
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>>5622250
lol good
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>>5622248
Will you jerk the gt with your rolls of fat and lubricate with your greasy sweat?
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>>5622249
Pre/clear cum is fine.
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>>5622248
oh bb nothing gets me harder than seeing cum on ur beard and hearing you say "salty coins and milk" :')
>>5622252
like bb ur meme games ridiculous but from memory your chin sint THAT bad??
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>>5622252
>that person looks better than I do
Because you aren't on HRT yet
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>>5622254
What? I'm in shape. I work out obsessively and count my calories. Why would you assume I was out of shape from what I typed?
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>>5622255
I don't even get that anymore
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>>5622256
I don't really have a beard for them to be dangle and jingle around, just a closely trimmed shadow coat.
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>>5622257
Whew, 25 and no HRT?
enjoy the hon life forever lizbell
>lizbill is more like it
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WHO /drinking alone/

>>5622150
iktf
>>5622159
heaven or hell may exist, alot of people here will say nothingness awaits you..............good luck.
hopefully i'll c ya soon
@__@
>>5622222
GETTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>5622242
whoa
hey
you could have gotten a dubs
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>>5622259
Can you at least squirt then?
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>>5622258
>I'm in shape
Sure, chaser
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>>5622256
trip on sarah
>>5622257
neither are they, also hrt does nothing
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>>5622242
Thanks, was afraid no one would congratulate me.
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>>5622266
I'm not lying though.

My weekly workout routine:
Monday - Full body kettlebells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkXw9hB0Zpo
Tuesday - Insanity: Max Interval Plyo
Wednesday - Full body kettlebell v.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wla9HNwbzA
Thursday - Insanity: Max Interval Circuit
Friday - 300 Abs
http://www.youmefit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/300_abs.png
Saturday - Muay Thai class or 20K run, depending on the weather and how I feel.
Sunday - Rest

6'2
200ish lbs
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>>5622267
you are still here? holy fuck just kill yourself you ugly hon cunt no one here wants to hear what you have to say honny jump off a bridge
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>>5622273
I'm 6'4" and 180 and I'm pretty hefty
at 200 you have to be a whale dudebro
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>>5622274
Why the fuck are you all so mean to each other?
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>>5622267
hrt would have done a lot for you
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>>5622275
>muscle weighs more than fat
>NAH D00D UR JUST A LANDWHALE
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>>5622275
beggars can't be choosers
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>>5622280
>would have
yeah 9 years ago
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>>5622273
post pic
done
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>>5622281
ok
>>5622283
this is true
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>>5622275
I'm a mesomorph and fluctuate ~5 to10lbs depending on the season. You're 6'4? Nice. Do you wear heels?
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What do you study / do for a living?

I have no idea what go for. I need to apply for schools in a month or so and I'm not really sure what I want.

I mean, I'd like to get into sewing and making clothes and there are few places where I can apply but I'm not so sure would that provide money my all the transrelated expenses. I'd be interested in computet related jobs but I'm so lazy to do any hard math/physics, I'd much rather just do the thing. I'm okay at math tho.

Also I'm way too lazy to properly "study" books so I don't want go study medicine or anything too theoretic. I'd just much rather learn a trade by doing and get a simple job.

Maybe I should just be a waitress?
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>>5622172
this anon gets it :D
thanks smart anon.

>>5622274
are you the butthurt chaser from before?
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>>5622286
I will post pic, cam on skype, or whatever. Are you cute?
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>>5622293
no, I'm a landwhale, lol
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>>5622284
what are you going to do about the hairline then?
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>>5622294
I think you should take better care of yourself anon. :\
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>>5622289
i wear heels never
i'm already a giant

>>5622290
>>I mean, I'd like to get into sewing and making clothes and there are few places where I can apply but I'm not so sure would that provide money my all the transrelated expenses
you could try tailoring/alterations independently
also i think Uniqlo plays well
assuming you already know how to sew and such
trades are also worth your time
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>>5622297
Okay do you walk around with a nerd slouch trying to minimize your stature?
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>>5622298
no
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>>5622297
Tailoring and alterations would be nice to do, it feels good to fix something.
Too bad no Uniqlo in Finland ;-; only ever been to one in Japan.
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Is there a skype group?
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>>5622296
actually I do
I had another chaser, an mtf, that was very forward, but I don't want anyone who wants me for my body
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>>5622298
yes lol, hunch over too it'll hide the manly shoulders. always wear clothes one size smaller if its for women, it makes a better silhouette
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>>5622301
i think so
>>5622300
be an entrepreneur and do it privately?

there are probably other stores that offer tailoring too; higher end stores
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>>5622295
>still thinking those pictures are actually me
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>>5622302
chasers looking only for the obvious trans : confirmed
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>>5622299
I've dated a girl who was 6'3, but she was way too insecure about her height. She only wore flats. I think it's kind of hot when the whole package flows and lots of guys do dig tall girls, but I'm confident with my height and being a little bit shorter is not a problem.
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>>5622305
>pretending they aren't
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>>5622307
how tall are you?
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>>5622307
"when the whole package flows"
what does this even mean
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>>5622278
>lizbell
>one of us
get fucked idiot he's just a freak
>>5622292
>are you the butthurt chaser from before?
who the fuck are you?
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>>5622308
It'd be better if they were to be honest
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>>5622307
>tfw he tells you you're shorter than his cis female ex
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>>5622302
I understand what you're trying to tell me here, is that you're not currently happy with the way things are and you don't want someone to come along and fetishize it wrongfully and offensively. I was thinking more along the line of liking a trans person for who they are, regardless of which stage of transition they are in. It's not like a body part is a total deal breaker anyhow.

>>5622303
That sounds cute, in an awkward nerd girl sort of way.
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>>5622303
>slouching
>as a woman
Cis tall girls do this shit too and it's incredibly stupid, but moreso when posture also helps with passing.
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>>5622312
it'd take a magnitude of effort and bad genes to be worse off
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>>5622309
Legit 6'2.

>>5622310
I meant if someone can pull it off. It's not so straightforward to explain in details, but easy to tell with a visual cue.

>>5622313
Height doesn't really matter. There's charm in both short and tall girls. It's a matter of how you project yourself with confidence. I know some manlets who don't care they're 5'9-5'10 and still pull cute girls.
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>>5622317
don't say that, tight clothes, red lipstick and little ponytails too. you have to let them know there's a real guurl in the room
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>>5622319
>manlet
>5'10
You're a sentient /fit/ meme
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>>5622319
bro
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>>5622318
you need markers or trips I can't keep track between you >>5622308 and >>5622311
>it doesn't take effort to be worse be worse off
I haven't put an ounce of effort into my life and I did it. dreams can come true. it can happen to you
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>>5622325
I do visit that board from time to time. I'm not a mindless replication of their memes though. I just think the average height chart for men and women needs to be updated. At least in Melbourne, 6' is considered the cut off for being average.
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>>5622327
What's good my man?
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>>5622328
your spectrum is showing
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I was hoping someone of you looked like this.
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>>5622344
Albinism is actually very rare tbdesu
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>>5622344
Me too t b h
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>>5622346
He doesn't have enough visual markers for albinism. I like the paleness.
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>>5622344
what aspect am i looking at here?
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>>5622352
>he
Let me guess, you're medically unable to not sound like an asshole?
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>>5622344
Nope, no cute white boys with nice hair here...
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>tfw ur body is unpassable garbage and no straight man will ever love you or even desire you for more than a novelty fuck
>>5622344
i do
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>>5622354
Just attractiveness with enough femininity.
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ayy lmao driving test today i'm completely unprepared for it already writing it off as a fail but...
bleh
wish me luck
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>>5622362
that chin tho.
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>>5622361
>tfw your self-perception is fucked by dysphoria
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>>5622367
tfw tfw

tfw reposting other peoples posts as your own
i'm 6/10 famn, that mean i can pass the class depending upon the gtrade curve, whixh is to say im usuallu an uggo, but SOMETIMES i look average
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>>5622357
NICE

>>5622358
No, isn't he a male model who said he wasn't transgender? I'm not trying to be an asshole.

>>5622361
Maybe you're not so bad after all.

>>5622366
I don't have a problem with it. His other features mask his imperfection. Besides, minor flaws are sexy.
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>>5622375
She came out as trans a lil bit ago
sooo pretty my fav desu
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>>5622375
well
okay
since you seem like i can trust you anon
i'll give you the god's honest truth
I'm drop dead gorgous
litterally a 11/10
but i hide behind faux insecurities to get people to like me more


k e k

thats bullshit
im uggo bruv not turbo uggo
just uggo
like regular uggo
like a regular person
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>>5622375
it's not really 'minor' though. i like the eyes and lips, rest is pretty whatever.
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>>5622379
>I'm drop dead gorgous
>litterally a 11/10
it tru merc...
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>>5622385
>it tru merc...
this is a lie
people perpetuating lies are sinners
sinners are people who sin
the wages for sin are death [ Romans 6:23 ]

how would you like me to kill you little one
i'm doing this for yoursake
not myown
>>
>>5622375
Oh yeah. She was doing that because being the fashion equivalent of a castrati paid the bills. There's a renewed fad for androgynous male models and she fit the bill, so long as she was just on AAs.
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>>5622378
I didn't know that. I agree, she's very attractive. I think that's a bad picture though.

>>5622379
Okay you seem a bit insane now.

>>5622382
I don't care to fedora defend it.
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>>5622392
i've been drinking and i'm posting here to keep myself awake so i dont piss myself whil sleeping after drinking
i'm perfectly sane, logical and sensible; you're probably a bit insane and you're just projecting that insanity on me
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>>5622390
Very interesting. A nigga's gotta eat I guess.
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>>5622388
>how would you like me to kill you little one
I'd really love that actually

>>5622392
>I think that's a bad picture though.
Aww I think it's cute, there's very little pics of her smiling I've seen and even less that seem genuine so that's like my fav ;p
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>>5622399
>I'd really love that actually
hah
i want someone to kill me too
;---;
rip to us not rip'ing
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>>5622394
This is true. I probably was projecting a bit. But don't pretend like you are completely sane either.
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>>5622401
r i p
good shit
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>>5622402
>>5622402
okay
but at least admit that I'm extremely good at feigning or faking sanity

>tfw if you dont take your medicine we're going to forcibly take you to the hospitial
o-okay Dr. Romero
I'll do it ;--;


>>5622404
just buy a gun when you turn 18
you can do it bruoh
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>>5622328
how about you fucking kill yourself instead cunt
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>>5622406
buy me one u shit
or neck myself t b h
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>>5622406
A good indicator of someone's sanity is their preference in music. Show me something you've been listening to.
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>>5622378
literally if you take all of her male features
and turn them up to ten
you get me

ffs when
i need a professional skull shaver to shave down my caveman head
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>>5622410
Me too desu
I just want her hair most of all, though.
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>>5622344
>ywn have started AAs at 13
just fuck my shit up senpai, pic fucking related
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>>5622407
wow
why did you call them a cunt? that isn't nice
>>5622408
oh i can't buy guns kiddo
kek
if i could buy a gun me and my mommy would have been long gone, lol
>>5622409
right now i'm listening to Rihanna's new album; Anti
i was listening to some songs i wrote alot lately
other than that, Panic! at the Disco's first album and MIKA
nothing especially crazy
although i have been listening to the same 12 songs or so for the past 8 months but idk if thats strange
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>>5622412
your hair is nice
curly is better
just take more care of it
once it longer its easier imo
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>>5622413
That's not even you. Stop thinking I'm so gullible.

>>5622414
>loses interest
>>
http://exhentai.org/s/f90a6cb912/898843-3
And this is how life would be if you were cis.
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>>5622417
you lost interest over what part?
i like pop music
i also like hiphop
i also like rock
i also like classical music
i also like that bullshit john cage calls music
i also like rock
i also like r&b
i also like country
i also like some metal sometimes
reggae is kool too
>>
>>5622417
you're kind of stupid desu
not even like 'bad' stupid, just legitimately unintelligent
>>
>>5622421
only black metal right
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>>5622423
idk i enjoy the guitar interplay sometimes, it's like counterpoint, so thats why i like it
i dont like distortion so much
>>
i wonder if sheen got the job or passed away
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>>5622421
Rhianna and Panic at the Disco really cringed me out there. I do apologize for being to hasty. Maybe I am an asshole after all here.

>>5622422
A bit better off than an average dumbass, but not by much.
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>>5622414
I'll call him whatever I fucking want if you want a hugbox go back to transpassing
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>>5622427
she didn't.
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>>5622428
idk
i like all sorts of stuff
my tastes are probably broader and more eclectic that yours, but idk what anon i'm talking to

i used to maintain this
http://www.last.fm/user/sailorssmercury
just so people could see what i liked

>>5622429
did you notice how i commented on calling them a cunt, but not you telling them to kill themselvees?
you're a fucking retard man, why dont you pour yourself a big glass of bleach and chug it?
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>>5622416
no I'm straight now I use a flat iron ;]

>>5622431
pass away or get the job
or both
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>>5622435
both.
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>>5622435
oh ok
just make sure u use lots of heat protectant and deep condition often so you dont fry ur hair
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>>5622434
>did you notice how i commented on calling them a cunt
>"I'll call him whatever I fucking want"
and you call me a retard you illiterate faggot
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>>5622434
I'm certain you have shit taste now.
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>>5622439
i noticed that too.
>filename
probably better suited for you for giving a shit.
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>>5622436
: (
>>5622439
Who doesn't want to pretend they're a 14 yr old girl in middle school that loves One Direction ;]
((esp Harry))

I know I do
>>5622437
I won't need to tho I'm going bald
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>>5622436
maybe she gets a job in the afterlife
>>5622438
>i make a joke by commenting on the lesser insult to an anon
>retard-anon gets mad
okay
>>5622439
i like that song's chord progression
also i think i had put it on reply while i was crying or something, idr

i stopped using spotify as my main music player a year ago, anything since then is something i dont actually own or haven't paid for
also, i want to be loved by and have sex and be impregnated by Harry Styles
so yeah
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>>5622442
Lol, why wouldn't I care? I asked.
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>>5622447
looping a song you like isn't even autistic.
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>>5622444
nice dubs
are you really going bald kiddo or is this a meme?
i'm growing a fullbeard right now, i went on a date today but the girl left cause she said i looked too girly and she only liked real men, so i''m going to shave my head tomorrow

>>5622442
kek
>talking to me about my music tastes
>has autism for titling the file
i mean
its funny but yeah
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6606512/r
>only 55% of posters in this general are certain they're not just transitioning for aesthetic reasons
I want tumblr to leave
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>>5622444
This is probably not a conversation I want to have with you.

>>5622446
I do appreciate your confidence in broadcasting something you enjoy w/o a fear of social stigma. I think it might be a bit deserving here though.
>>
so i called my gender clinic about my first apoitment. it got pushed back by 4 months, life is suffering
>>
What do y'all pay for your meds? I'm in Alberta, and I pay 139 Canadian (98 USD) for around a 90-day supply of E and Spiro, before insurance.
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>>5622452
>http://strawpoll.me/6606512/r
>Still linking this
>>5622453
I'd love to have it I'm excited.
>>5622456
Free
>>5622451
nah it's a meme
((sick meme btw))
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>>5622450
Maybe, maybe not. Repetition and obsession may be revealing it in some cases from what I understand.
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>>5622456
£8 every like 3 months or so for 125mcg estrogen patches. I'm not on an anti-androgen because post-op but when I was it was £16 since they put them down as two separate prescriptions (each prescription is a fixed fee of £8).
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>>5622450
yeah, i doubt it shows up in spotify, but there are a few songs I'm listened to litterally several hundred times in a row;

>>5622453
i hate myself far too much to really care what other people think of me.
at times i do have the media tastes of a teenager girl and thats been the case for like 12 years so i dont feel embarrassed.
also i'm a musician myself anyway
>>5622456
i pay $10 for E and $10 for spiro, after insurance
>>5622459
kool
i like memes
>>5622460
true
the lyrics on that song are pretty telling.....usually the songs I loop like that end up being more relevant to me than I thought, when i look at them after the fact
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>>5622461
>post-op
stop, you'll summon kayla.

>>5622460
oh, well that might be leaning more towards asper-
>>5622462
literally hundreds? okay, that's too fucking far.
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>>5622462
You're a musician? Show me something you're proud of.
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>>5622459
btw it wasn't a meme
i thought i was going to have sex today but she said "ur dick is too small byebye" and drove me home
shit sucks famn
>>5622463
>want to learn song
>listen to it for hours straight
>put song on repeat while I do other things
>etc
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>>5622446
>another obnoxious trip
both of you should kill yourselves
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Daily reminder that I wish I was a girl.
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>>5622466
just look up tabs or something, fuck dude lol.
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>>5622467
i've been tripping on this board since like June of 2013, I've probably been here longer than you, why don't you converrt all of that newfaggotry to ammonia and drown yourself in it
respect your elders you worthless shit
>>5622470
NOT EVERYTHING HAS TABS FAMN
I couldn't play by ear as a teenager, i had to find EACH AND EVERY NOTE
ON ITS OWN
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>>5622473
please stop yelling at me, i have sensitive ears. :"(
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>>5622469
Yin is best girl
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>>5622473
>i've been tripping on this board since like June of 2013
that doesn't make you less of an obnoxious cunt please fuck off
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>>5622473
#nopride

The mustard is already off the hot dog.
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>>5622474
okay sorry
>>5622477
okay
how about
you filter me
or
dont reply to me
or better yet, just quit being an obnoxious worthless heathen shitfaced betaman insectoid garbage piece yourself and we wont have any issues
>>5622464
my singing sounds like cats wailing
https://clyp.it/zwfpmbjz
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halp i want to talk to a boy but im nervous and hes way too cute for me so im not even going to try ok
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>>5622481
Talk to and have sex with him
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>>5622479
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
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>>5622478
i like mustard on my hot dogs
but i'm still a lil drunk
idu
>>5622481
oh hey kiddo
just do it
say hi to him
ask him how his day as been
do or see anything interesting
ask about his family or pets
the news
something
just do it
if you want to anyway
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>>5622361
Iktf ;_;
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>>5622479
jammin.
>>5622483
>puzzle solved
>4 pieces left over
IS THIS THE TRUE PUZZLE?
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>>5622485
ikutf bc i stole tf from you
rip
its a bad feel

>tfw "well, we'd love for you to model for us ms. jones, but your waist is just 3 inches too big! that shouldn't be too much to lose, so please contact us when you lose that weight!
I T S B E C A U S E I M A M A N
>>5622488
thnx
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>>5622479
My singing is pretty awful...
Https://clyp.it/aojms4g4
>>
POST VOICE
O
S
T

V
O
I
C
E
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>>5622491
V
O
I
C
E
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>>5622490
hmm, you're off pitch, but thats actually not terrible; with better breathing technique you'd sound pretty good actually
your breaths are shallow and i think you might also be hunching over or have posture
but yeah your singing is not bad, you sound like a girl
;----------------;

j-jelly
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>>5622491
V
O
I
C
E
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>>5622491
awoo's pls
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>>5622494
teach me oh wise one.
>>5622495
so, uh, you free some time? ;)
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>>5622482
that wont work cause im shy


>>5622484
oh heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy qt ^ ^!

how are you???
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>>5622491
>>5622493
>>5622495
https://clyp.it/2gqllcm3

>>5622497
just look up breathing for singing
you want to expand your ribcage as wide as possibile and like breathe into your gut like low, like your crotch
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>>5622497
I'm free all day bb
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>>5622494
Yeah, I sung that from memory, leaning on my laptop so that the internal mic could pick up a thing, so, well, doesn't get much worse and I haven't practiced in years because I'm ashamed of my T-wrecked voice...
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>>5622498
>qt ^ ^!
? idu

also i am fine i suppose, i hope that you are well
how is work

>>5622501
oh
shit, yeah, with some work you can be just fine
i have a bunch of weak notes and they happen to be the notes I want to sing most often and I rarely have opportunities to practice
dont squander skills and knowledge!
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>>5622499
do these things apply for speaking in general?
>>5622500
ay yo bb u like coffee? :')
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>>5622504
oh well
no that was more for singing, but breath for singing is healthier breathing for speaking in general, yes
breathing deep with your diaphram instead of little shallow breaths assists in precluding one from straining their larynx so much and pinching it so tight
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>>5622502
Well, I'll have to practice at least a couple songs before April. Going to a festival and I'm almost certain I'll get dragged on stage as usual at some point.
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>>5622504
civilized tea-drinking scum here
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>>5622508
oh, yeah you should! work hard, and if you start now, obviously it'll be "less work" since you can spread out your practice and be a bit more methodical and such
sounds like fun~
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>>5622507
i guess it's not vital if you just casually talk and aren't a public speaker or anything then, huh?
>>5622509
even better.
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>>5622511
it's not vital, but it is helpful, and its easier on your body
i also would wager it's easier to find a "girl voice" through use of singing vocal technique, but thats just my opinion so idk
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>>5622511
speaking of which, I should probably prepare a pot now

whatchu up to anon?
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>>5622510
Actually, singing after a professional and in front of a paying audience is rather terrifying. But I guess that comes with going to that festival for so long I'm almost a perennial feature.
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>>5622518
idk
i've not been to speech therapy
i know how to sing
this is my natural singing voice
https://youtu.be/mzbifB0gIUU?t=1m49s
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>>5622520
dont make it terrifying, just do it famn
being nervous is natural but if they're going to ask you to sing anyway then you're obviously talented or skillful enough that they'd request that of you..........also its not like you have to wow the crowd, just have fun!
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>>5622516
i always sucked ass at doing those like mmmmmm sounds because my lips are extremely sensitive and the vibration makes me laugh.
>>5622518
i don't remember much of speech therapy thats why i asked.
>>5622519
planning on how to get over there and steal, i mean uh, share, some of that tea.
>>
so since you exprienced both, how are men and women treated diffrently in society? which find partners/jobs/friends easier?
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>>5622526
>i don't remember much of speech therapy thats why i asked.
oh
yeah idk
>i always sucked ass at doing those like mmmmmm sounds because my lips are extremely sensitive and the vibration makes me laugh.
well it can take time
lip rolls/ lip trills which are basically rasberries, and tongue trills, which is just rolling your "r" are both very useful for singing and speech, as it helps to teach you how to regulate your breath, and frees your tongue from straining and pulling on the larynx
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>>5622527
trannies don't count unless they don't get clocked at all. which is a near-0 here.
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>>5622525
It was easier when I didn't have to mask the T-damage. My speaking voice always sounded female, thankfully, but it's still a little too damaged for clean singing.
So, yeah, I didn't need voice training so far,but I'll have to go through some if I'm to sing again...
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>>5622532
http://webjedi.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Oral-Resonance-Practice-Exercise-1.pdf

i literally can't do it because it tickles too much. can you show me an example of rolling r's?
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>>5622526
I'll be munching on my butter-pecan cake and sipping my strawberry tea until you can make it, then, little colonial barbarian.

>>5622527
>partners
Well, it's easier to sleep with men, obviously.
>jobs
I'd guess that trades are a lot more difficult to get into.
>friends
I find that just being more comfortable with myself has made it easier to make friends with all kinds of people, but women are more open to talking to me.

As for the more general stuff... well I dunno. People hold doors for me more often, and people seem more comfortable around me. I wasn't that masculine pre-transition, however.
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>>5622540
wait what, why am i a barbarian? (
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>>5622527
people are nicer to me as a girl, and they also assume i'm stupider and are more likely to mansplain or whitesplain to me
kek
>>5622534
well, if the lower end of your "female range" sounds more boyish, thats perfectly reasonable; and women with lower voices aren't uncommon. You have to look at the bigger picture, your voice as a complete package. you just have to tip the scales enough into the female arena.
also, just use blended voice as low as possible

ideally, my voice is like
chest~C3
blend- C3~G4ish
Head E4~F5
Falsetto/pure tone F5~G6

idk your body is an instrument, make it scientific if you can
and remember some sounds/vowels will be easier to sing on certain notes, so you can take advantage of that too, to change the pronunciation of words to your advantage

>>5622538
https://youtu.be/yiGiuRG-xVo
https://youtu.be/R-K_ksKvK6U
>>
>>5622543
I'm assuming you're from the US.

> also assume i'm stupider
Oh yeah, that's something that I've noticed somewhat. Not really sure what that's all about. People seem to figure that I'm a filthy casual for some odd reason.
>>
>>5622546
>>5622540
thanks for the answers, also what is mansplain and whitesplain?
>>
>>5622555
no, worse. straya.
>>
>>5622538
all the videos on this channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/vocalsplendor/videos
look like they could be helpful enough to you; although i've not watched any of them, just read the titles

>>5622557
i'm being intentionally provocative using terms that 4chan users will have a tendency to inherently dislike
> Mansplain
>to delighting in condescending, inaccurate explanations delivered with rock solid confidence of rightness and that slimy certainty that of course he is right, because he is the man in this conversation
basically
whiteplain is that but substitute "man" for "primarily of European descent"
>>
>>5622557
I believe it's described as when someone acts condescendingly in a conversation because they think they know better because they're white/male
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>>5622557
My condolences. Plan to export yourself to a finer country?

>>5622557
Misandry and racism desu
>>
Is this style qt? I think I might ask for this.
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>>5622568
in 2007, sure
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>>5622568
I mean, more than half the girls here including myself have something that's basically the same as that

Her bangs are a little long though. Having hair in your eyes sucks.
>>
>>5622567
>>5622565
>>5622563
heh those terms probably arent in my country because our racism and sexism is much less subtle
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>>5622572
The length of her bangs was the only problem I had. With how fast my hair grows I'd need them trimmed within a week.
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>>5622574
Those terms aren't in my country because we're just more polite here

America is so racist
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>>5622574
I prefer people being nice to my face because lying to people is fun!
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>>5622576
You could trim them yourself. Bangs aren't too difficult to maintain.

But yeah, it's a good style. You see it basically everywhere because it's just one of those simple classics.
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>>5622496
https://clyp.it/4apcgzxu
there you go
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>>5622563
thx. why arent there more kind helpful trips like you?
>>5622568
ye its p qt.
>>5622592
:) this makes my heart beat a happy beat. thx
>>
>>5622597
t-thanks >///<
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>>5622597
>thx. why arent there more kind helpful trips like you?
KEK
thanks, i had a hearty chuckle

im a useless piece of shit anon
i only came in here bc i started drinking desu

speaking of which, I also i think i've pissed enough to not have any nightmares AND not piss myself while unconscious


btw
RUDE desu RUDE. im not blind 傾城先輩
baka but not really idc
>>
>>5622608
whend i call you blind ?
like, drunk or not ur less of a parasite to mtfg than half the idiots who come here just saying.
>>5622598
any time bb
>>
Quick question /mtfg/ do most of you do but stuff?
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>>5622614
well im touching mine now.. so yes
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>>5622614
Not I. Too much work and it doesn't even feel good. I don't see the point; I can be submissive in other ways.
>>
>>5622496
https://clyp.it/uxeyn4gp
Quick recording I did to test my laptop's mic
>>
another more personal question, how and when do you tell your partners you are trans, for how many its a deal breaker?
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>>5620287
But I'm still a boy :(
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>>5622620
that is a 0/10 mic but thx for the contribution m8

>>5622614
ive done anal bc how else do i get fucked ykno
i used a plug once on request it was kinda ok

>>5622622
my ex knew before we met in person we didnt intend to date he considered himself straight but sparks fly or whatever
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>>5622625
I always will be
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>>5622625
But you're a qt girl Franku

>>5622626
Sorry senpai, it's the default mic
Maybe my phone would sound better
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>>5622622
If I've met them online, then it'll be on my profile. If I've met them offline, then I'll usually tell them after a first date or somewhere along there.

A few people didn't read my profile and reacted poorly to me coming out to them, online. One guy tried to tell me that god made me a man and that I should detransition, hahaha. The people I've met offline have all reacted well so far, though.
>>
>>5622619
Can you come over and wash my dishes?
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>>5622625
but you have breasts, silly. besides, how are we going to hvave our lesbian cuddlefest otherwise?
>>5622628
ya laptop mics r trash not like thats an unkonown fact or anything.
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>>5622627
Feels so bad

>>5622628
Nope
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>>5622632
mine was so trash it reverbirated on itself and had to be perma disabled ;~;
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nini /mtfg/
>>5622592
>>5622620
both RLLY cute I'm jelly t b h mines a SHIT

https://clyp.it/15kbl5a4

>>5622568
cute I want it ......
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>>5622631
You cooking?
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>>5622632
But have no neo-vag so I can't scissor and isn't that the American dream?
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>>5622634
jeez i know that meme all too well. had a fucking $10 webcam mic that did that. i actually threw my webcam out when i moved.
>>5622638
excuse me angie i dont think scissoring is appropriate during g-rated cuddling.
that pic doesnt seem so bad until the whole snake eater ladder in the rain thing. but i could hold your hand on the rest of the journey. positive thinking!
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>>5622633
to be honest Angie you're more of a qt than you think
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>>5622633
But you are desu

>>5622635
>>5622632
Have one recorded via phone
https://clyp.it/jjiwaxvk
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>>5622635
>https://clyp.it/15kbl5a4
that was prtty gud bro keep it yp
>>5622638
scissoring feels gr8
frotting is gr8
vagine's stacked atop each other is the purests structure god created
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good morning
i hate being sick <_<
what's up ?
>>5622642
>frotting is gr8
>vagine's stacked atop each other is the purests structure god created
pretty much this
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>>5622643
guten morgen fraulein
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>>5622636
You are not being submissive if I have to cook.
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>>5622635
thanks.. but yours is qt too?! dont give up pookie
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>>5622645
>dishes
>submissive
>not providing for your "subs"

You're not a dom, you're a manchild
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>>5622619
>submissive in other ways

>not wanting to surrender your body to a manly man
>not letting him pin you down and thrust in and our of your butte
>not letting him pump his load deep into you before cuddling
are you some kind of faggot?
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>>5622639
We go x-rating

>>5622640
>>5622640
Idk
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>>5622642
T-thanks ;__;
>>5622646
>don't give up
It's too late waahh
>>5622641
Wtf Kuppy how ur voice so good already senpai @___@
>>5622649
yucky
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>>5622650
angie pls, think of the children. you're gonna make me blush. also you're fucking cute as fuck stop denying it or i will do pg-rated things to you.
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>>5622653
uh idk how you can tell it's good with one word.
But I kinda used to practice like 2 years ago (not much though)
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>>5622653
Ur welcome bro it's all Gucci famn major key
I think I might have to pee again no sleep bro
Wyd bro it's almost five am bro
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>>5622656
Make it pg-13 rating and we have a deal
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>>5622650
I know so fuccgurl, and you will go to florida 3 times a week on business trips spend time with Ernesto
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>>5622647
What dom? I am not some degenerate.
I just want my dishes cleaned.
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>>5622664
Oooo Ernesto
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>>5622667
>>>/trash/
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>tfw nurse deliberately uses he, him, man just to trigger you

Fucking bitch, nurses are absolute scum.
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>>5622663
oh, baby. now we're talkin'.

>>5622664
>>5622669
wow i'm getting ntred already.
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>>5622670
You are overstepping your bounds young lady.

>>5622672
It is a sad medical reality, she's just being professional.
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>>5622669
take it from me Ange, time makes fools of us all, live now or iwata tomorrow
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>>5622672
Idktf ,but say something about it to someone incharge or sympathetic to you
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>>5622683
Fucking kill yourself nigger
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>>5622672
my psych did this shit, i literally stopped going after two sessions. he had the nerve to call my mother during one of our sessions and talk to her with those pronouns while i was in the room and he acted like i didn't even exist.
>>5622679
>those brows
holy shit, i'd believe it.
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>>5622673
>>5622679
I don't want to teach
Day 4 and this is hell
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>>5622644
moinsen
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>>5622690
Hey you. Get out.
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Could estrogen gel cause, like, fat growth where it's applied? My tummy has bulged out where I've been putting it, but I'm not sure if it's the gel or just me being fat. I haven't gained much weight anywhere else tho...
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>>5622696
No.
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>>5622689
you'll make it Angie, Ernesto is waiting for you do it for him
>>5622694
we defaulted to lizbell fucking off so lily is permitted
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>>5622696
No that's not possible. Either you're having a reaction that's causing swelling or you're just a fatty fat fat fat.
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>>5622694
nuhu
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>>5622701
I don't think I will.
This is all too much
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>>5622689
i'm sorry bb. :\
>>5622696
no. i used to rub mine on my arm and i dont got like a freak arm or anything. inc pregnant jokes.
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>>5622706
what's getting to you at work? is it how terrible children are to teach? or just trans feels dragging you down?
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>>5622696
Pretty sure cypro can cause a bit bloating but not e
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>>5622711
Oh well

>>5622712
Both but more of the latter
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>>5622720
Have any of the kids clocked you? I bet they want to stick it in your bp.
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>>5622720
i'll give you all the whatever-rated cuddles you want. i will def have the money by the time youre ready bb..
>>5622701
are you rly going to let anons shit on you like that tho? like its their issue, let them cry/filter you and you do you.
>>5622728
can u refrain
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>>5622720
kids are scum, but you can make it Ange
>>5622733
>anons
trip droppers
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>>5622717
It's not really bloating. It's not really fat either I don't think, it feels weird. And I'm not really like, as chubby as my bmi would suggest. I'm paranoid something fishy is going on
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>>5622735
>trip droppers
youre starting to sound like kayla, mang.
>>5622739
just put it on ur arm in the future dork
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>>5622733
No I'm afraid I can't do that love
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>>5622740
>youre starting to sound like kayla
ouch, at least I have her car ready
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>>5622744
what if i said 'please'?

>>5622746
:') you know what i mean though. like yeah sure there's probably one or two people that are that petty to talk shit without their name to them but realistically 95% of the anons are just genuine when they talk shit.
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>>5622739
This is what happens when you've had too much aids infested gt in your butt
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>>5622733
Alright baby

>>5622735
Not all kids, just most
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I told my family I was thinking about killing myself tomorrow and they feigned concern
whatever
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>>5622740
I'm probably gonna get an implant next week so I guess it doesn't matter anymore

>>5622752
Ohh that must be it
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>>5622757
The implant looks scary, getting mine in march and a friend who got it said it hurts like hell.
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>>5622696
maybe you are pregnant
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>>5622643
aww .-.
hope you feel better soon
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>>5622756
Stop coming here and telling us about it, nobody gives a fuck.

JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAT PATHETIC DISGUSTING FUCKING ABOMINATION
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>>5622757
>I'm probably gonna get an implant next week so I guess it doesn't matter anymore
my endo told me that nobody does it anymore, I'll find out if thats true when I go to a new endo some time in the next few months
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>>5622755
thank you bb ( pls stay strong. let me see your war face.
>>5622757
implant in butt or tummy? i always had mine in butt.
>>5622758
it's definitely uncomfortable, i've resisted the anaesthetic once and it was not pleasant at all but nothing to cry about.
>>5622761
like clockwork.

>>5622756
its not something they should take lightly. can u see a therapist please sheen
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>>5622757
How much are implants anyway
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>>5622770
I cry about electro and basic blood tests because I have no pain tolerance and am just basically a giant trash baby loser.
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>>5622770
I don't have one today
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>>5622769
You made the right call on changing endo
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>>5622776
electro i can understand. i've had laser and it was uncomfortable on my upper lip. i heard electro was a looooot worse. i've also had botched blood tests where they've collapsed my veins because i was dehydrated. implants were less pain than laser which is less than electro, so take that for what you will.
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>>5622756
please sheen I don't know what's melodrama or real anymore but I don't like it and I know you don't want to do it either so please try and turn your situation around, keep applying for jobs, if you have the time to post here then you have the time to do online job applications it doesn't matter what the role is. you need to find your purpose in life because I can tell you right now it's not sitting here telling us you want to die, if you are unhappy with your weight then go out and exercise and don't stop just because it's hard, nothing in life is ever easy and you should know this so go back out there and just do it
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>>5622758
Yeh it sounds painful but at least it's only twice a year

>>5622761
But I'm intersex, I can't get pregnant

>>5622769
I only know a few people irl with one, and nobody in mtfg talks about them

>>5622770
Butte, I don't think you can get them in the tummy?

>>5622774
Like $200 I heard, probably cheaper than gel over 6 months
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>>5622784
none of its melodrama if thats any indication
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>>5622757
Get yourself checked for an sti, you don't know where that hon has put it.
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>>5622777
i'll just draw one on you :')
>>5622786
btw who is your endo? mine used to implant me with discounted ones that were like $100 or less from memory. but they stopped doing that before i left. im only asking because didnt you saw your endo was gonna move to coffs or some shit? i'm paranoid its my endo thats moving and i need to contact him soon.
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>>5622786
Costs less then what im paying for patches over that time im probably going to talk to my doc about since patches are irritating my skin anyway
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>>5622761
>tfw we'll never be able to get pragnent
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>>5619439

Edie I need your advice.. how worth it is doing cam stuff for money? I'm contemplating whether or not I should.. I really really need the cash right now, but I'm afraid of exposing myself online like that. Convince me?
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>>5622762
thanks ^_^
only thing that sucks is since it's easily transmittable no gf over for a few nights
she's bringing over homemade chicken soup and veggies tho
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>>5622787
just ignore the rest because that's clearly not what you wanted to hear, I can't do it anymore Sheen
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>>5622829
>tfw nowhere near enough girlmode to fund degarelix with camming

i passed my driving test though! which means i get to wean off my sertraline, which hopefully means my libido won't be kill for much longer.
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>>5622834
I didn't ignore the rest, I'm sorry
I know I just need to find what will make me happy and that I need to stick with the weightloss
I am just tired
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i'm worried about my gf, she got a phone call from family last night (she doesn't speak to them much and isn't out to them), shes been really down since won't say what's wrong or what was said in the call.

i don't really know what to do
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>>5622841
You will never be happy and you don't deserve to be.
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>>5622830
that's sweet :3
so no visiting this weekend I guess ^^
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>>5622751
I find typically my contribution is actually heard if I anon post
>>5622841
I clawed my way to where I am now, I lost all the weight and got employed it was very tiring but I got there and you can too. I went through countless applications, rejections, interviews, networking with people to find more opportunities. I moved two states away from my family with nothing, no safety net life is hard for most of us trans or not and the only persons input or opinion that matters is our own
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>>5622857
mhm :(
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>>5622859
No he can't, he should be in fucking jail.
Sheen is responsible for the rape of at least 3 people that come or used to come here, they're too traumatised now.
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What if I'm not even mtf and just genderqueer, gq people want srs right, gender queer people feel dysphoria please I don't want to be a tranny anymore.
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>>5622859
ya i dont use my trip because everyones disposition of me would just fucking plummet immediately.
>>5622868
wat
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>>5622868
fuck off idiot
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>>5622870
gq people are only dysphoric (if you even call it that) about not being part of a certain social gender
being mtf is about your gender identity which isn't attached to the social idea of what a gender is and how they have to behave
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>>5622835

That's the thing.. I know I have potential so it's tempting. I'm afraid of the attention it would be to me though.
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>>5622868
are you the kind of person who uses the word 'rape' for things like 'stare rape', 'verbal rape' and 'fart rape'?
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>>5622882
the problem is if it leaves an online footprint of your past doing camming or sex work of any kind, it can completely kill chances of climbing up a lot of professional ladders later in life, then you're trapped in sex work till you're too old to be desirable and then what? kill ourselves?
i dunno. i don't know what edie's plan is but hopefully things are different where she lives.
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>>5622884
No he's a legit rapist. Fucking newfags not knowing that sheen is a convicted rapist.

You sound like a man btw
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>>5622889
>You sound like a man btw
how come
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there was a post a few threads back about someone who started taking finasteride on top of their usual regimen and it halting their feminisation, and all people need is an anti-androgen and estrogen. im worried, i started taking it in november and i haven't noticed any boob growth since then. im freaking out.
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>>5622881
I don't quite follow let's put it this way I've wanted to be a mom so bad it hurts and cried about used to be afraid people would know I think of myself as a girl hate having to do anything equated with being a man being called him he boy name depresses the ever loving shit out of me I hate my birth defect and want it gone hoped and prayed to be a afab dreamed about however I'm incredible manly in my actions from years of repression there no famine features about me at all I thought that's what gq was.
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>>5622895
its not the norm.
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>>5622888
Well, now that I'm off any and all professional ladders and that I fucking won't get back on, maybe it's time to start canning. :p
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>>5622888

Would it be that easily connected to me if I did web cam shows in t he past? It's not like my real name would be visible or anything and I'm not on any social media someone could dox.
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>>5622905
I got doxxed but I used chaturbate which is frequented by 4chan users plus ugly I never made a cent.
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>>5622902
You're too old for that shit
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>>5622916
I'm too old, period. Let's not go there again.
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>>5622902
You can make a lot on etsy what are your gave recipes
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>>5622916
>>5622919
>not wanting to see some trans milf action from CFH on your browser
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>>5622920
Don't know. Shame comes easily to me, but I think canning would bring me less than having a shop on etsy, for some reason...
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>>5622928
canning? like in a fishery?
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>>5622897
no that's trans
genderqueer would be more like this :
"I am sad because I can't fulfill the expectations society has in my birthgender" or "I sometimes enjoy stuff / dress in stuff that society associates with the opposite gender"
examples :
amab : enjoys wearing skirts, sewing and other stuff you don't associate with masculinity
afab : enjoys lifting, drinking, fighting and other stuff you don't associate with masculinity

a genderqueer would be either patrially or completely not fit society expectations of masculinity and femininity
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>>5622924
>milf
I think there's at least one letter wrong in there.
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>>5622914

How did you get doxxed exactly? This is my worst nightmare.
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>>5622934
HILF? just take the fucking compliment jesus
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>>5622932
Nah "canning" as in "The guy who invented autocorrect should be executed without trial".
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>>5622889
I dont know what your beef is with me but it doesnt help that you scream your bullshit at me in every single thread
in addition its impossible for a virgin to be a rapist and even just the thought makes me feel physically ill
I dont know how screwed up you are but its at least leagues ahead of me, and thats saying something
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>>5622934
HIWNIAMYF
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>>5622945
Gesundheit!
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>>5622944
don't respond to their garbage Sheen
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>>5622938
I'm so secure in my self-hate I tend to automatically dismiss compliments. Here, have a fresh pic.
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>>5622955
your blouse is cute if a little dated
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>>5622933
So another name for tomboy, girly dude?
Fuck I really was hoping I'm not trans even my psychicahtrist says I am I don't want to be hon I don't want to be a laughing stock anymore there's not a single girl that looks as manly as me I should just give up.

>>5622935
I was on chat and crying cause I'm pathetic this guy guy hey do you live at address I live at now, he say wow I saw you on /b/ I'm a janitor on there didn't know you we're a faggot I asked him to triforce to prove he's not a new fag he couldn't I laughed he said he had a system that could ruin my world and shut down my internet service. It came back on in the morning so I figured everything was cool week later I'm going to jail for homicidal intent with a recording that isn't even my voice as the evidence I won by the skin of my teeth but Jesus was that scary.

>>5622939
Lol Im all for that he got me too. I vote fire ants shoved up his bum.
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>>5622955
I don't get you. Why not dress like a normal human being, it might improve your self image.
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>>5622964
Well, I have a feeling bolo ties and neo-victorian shirts are making a come back this summer. Next up: neon coloured leg warmers!
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>>5622968
I'm not normal. What's the point of trying to hide it?
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>>5622969
you look like an eccentric mid 40s lady, all you're missing is bold catseye or big round tortoiseshell glasses
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>>5622967

Whoa wtf are you serious? This is exactly why I'm terrified to cam. How did they find out your address and name? What did the recording say? Tell me more
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>>5622975
Well, I'm in my late 30s so... I guess what I wear can't possibly make me any less attractive. Or any more...
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>>5622955
where get boots
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>>5622967
nah because genderqueer is an identity thing so they can get into the LGBT thing and be oppressed. its usually involved with sometimes crossdressing or dressing androgynously and obnoxious hair colors. A friend of mine is GQ and he wears dresses as parties, when he gets his hair cut he throws a picture of Tegan & Sara at the barber and admitted if he was born female he'd probably want to transition male. he's upper middle class and has a permanent 'the grass is always greener' mentality. he's a good guy but i don't think being a bit faggy/trying to deconstruct gender roles as an identity/having an identity intertwined with current day gender politics necessitates being part of LGBT, it's like some sort of ascended ally status and isn't 'real'

>>5622969
jeez i hope so i love victorian looking stuff and co-opted femme versions of male clothing, i love dressing neo-victorian dandy or like an 18th century fuckboi
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>>5622985
Pataugas brand. Got them at a big discount on modz.fr
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>>5622984
well I'm in my 20s and dress like it's the 1950s so you can do as you please
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>>5622955
I don't get why sometimes pics don't load on my phone? Does someone else have that problem ever?
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>>5622979
I will post the recording tonight and my own voice for contrast. Wish there was more to tell I had my steam account on a spreadsheet here and I guess they figured it out from that I have no idea how they found my house it was pretty damn scary. Moral of the story don't post anything that can be traced back here I been doxed twice once on here they found my grandmother's house which scared the shit out of me cause she us disabled and I love her more than anything was scared cause 4chan users are goddamn psychotic. Then my face book was leaked I not sure why I'm still here I guess I'm a glutton for punishment lots of trips have been doxxed here I'm not sure why I guess cause of how much selfie posting we do I don't get the hate we all hate ourselves anyways.
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being tranny is a constant headache. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvIGgN-McsY i think ill just be boy
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>>5623000
I'm pretty certain there are at least two people on 4chan who have my full name and address...
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>>5623007
same
if anyone has the balls to come to your house fucking shoot them
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>>5623000

Hmm maybe it was the exif data from photos you've posted. Fuck.. I'm a trip on other boards and I have a feeling the janitors really despise me there because of all the attention whoring I do. I posted my steam a few times as well but I don't see how my steam is connected to my irl name and address. Scary shit.
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>>5623011
Honestly, if someone bothered coming all the way and knocking on my door? I'd sooner open a bottle of wine to drink with them...
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>>5623019
I would crack that bottle over your skull
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i8cBjaZLvE
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>>5623006
Being alive is a constant headache
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0RGg2hd0w
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>>5623024
Australian?
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>>5623013
well it was certainly a good idea by someone to remove exif data on certain boards automatically (here for example).
especially with people posting from their phones nowadays.
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>>5623000
This is why you post no personally identifiable information and photos on 4chan. I have a completely separate Skype that I use for adding people from here so that nobody can trace it back to my real life, so I get total control of how people know me
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>>5623033
British
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>>5623041
Alternatively just post body parts you can't be recognised from.

Post butt
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>>5623011
>>5623019
what bothers me is how much damage a person can do to you without ever leaving their home.
at least not living in america makes me difficult to SWAT, as well as the fact that i'm continuously moving physical address.
i god ddos'ed once. got way out of control. one of my friends jumped into the situation and she got ddos'ed too, but she's a really umm.. open person and she began talking with the guy who was doing us in, kinda fake befriended him, got a huge doxx file on him, he got angry and tried to ruin her, she turned round and was like "hah my parents are federal agents, we'll fucking rek u".
he was shitting himself but he still wanted to put on a tough guy face.
as a result of my friend's mental persistence, she managed to stir up enough shit for a guy who was also involved in the situation to turn away from his abusive relationship (the ordeal began when i joined in with taking the piss out of his abusive girlfriend).
worked out alright in the end but i'd rather just not provoke anyone to target me in the first place now.

>>5623041
have you made sure people can't resolve your IP from your skype ID and vice versa? skype really isn't secure. that played into the above story.
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>>5623047
smooth. nice.
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>>5623048
Yup I use a vpn when I use it at home. Skype is retarded I'd rather use something else but everyone here insists on using it.
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>>5623047
>implying butt isn't a unique identifier
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>>5623047

This.. whenever I share pics online I censor my face or crop it out.
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>>5623063
>As of May, the EU is introducing mandatory Buttprint IDs for all citizens.
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>>5623063
It would just be another flabby square shaped man-ass among the sea of man-asses.
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>>5623073
Well, I hope they'll make the scanner extra large if they want to fit mine...
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I love you mtfg.
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>>5623073
Fricking eurocucks btfo

Funny thing is I could see this actually happening there
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>>5623047
>tfw someone on here recognised my boobs because I used to post on /cd/
You'd be surprised how identifiable body parts are ;_;
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>>5623058
>>5623048
we need a better IM service
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>>5623080
>thinking you're extra large in this day and age
there are landwhales 3 times your size.

>>5623084
white butts only. they'd make some excuse about POC butts being too dark to effectively scan
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>>5623085
well that's what you get for being a whore. i can recognize your ass and tits too.
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>>5623083
I love you too anon
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>>5623088
I was joking. But it feels like all the weight I've been gaining went straight to my butt, so...
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>>5623086
Steam. :?) not rly but it is better than Skype
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>>5623085
i want to suckle on your taint.
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>>5623094
tfw everything goes straight to my belly... I already have a hueg butt tho.
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>>5623091
Oh, OK ;_;

>>5623097
L-lewd .///.
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Lmfao wtf bitches here obsessed with their butts for? Hahaha you're all fucking white girls you ain't got dat ass no matter what lmao
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>>5623109
>unironically liking niggers
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>>5623109
Shut the fuck up and get out korra you weeb autist cunt
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Mtfg suicide pact when?
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>>5623109
Nigga Moon is that you?
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>>5623124
at least wait until after i've blown a grand trying to win the lottery to fund our transitions lol
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>>5623124
Pls don't. Who will we laugh at?
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>>5623133
/g/ and /r9k/, who else?
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>>5623137
/x/
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>>5623124
We shall see
Depends how life goes
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>>5623137
Those two boards are just cringey. Trannies are actually funny. The butt of life's joke so to speak.
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>>5623105
i want to tie you up and fuck you ass up face down and pour hot candle wax on your butt as i spank it
god you make me spurt precum
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I really want to meet other young trans people my age irl. Wat do.
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>>5623150
i wouldn't call /r9k/ cringey. i'd call it tragically tedious and repetitive.
pot calling the kettle black there but it's hard to enjoy it when you disagree with their ethos so much
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>>5623155
where are you at? i wanna meet other trannies like me too but i don't live near any
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I just woke up from a dream where I gave myself an orchy in a hotel bathroom. I think I know what I have to do.
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>>5623166
yeah use that scalpel to slit your own throat.
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>>5623166
>I think I know what I have to do.
kill yourself you degenerate sissy faggot fuck?
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>>5623166
OROCHI DOPPO
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>>5623166
Hey no worries
I'll perform any surgery for only $10
I've cleaned the knife and forks with a napkin so don't worry about infections.
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>>5623166
Ahem, I keep having nightmares about dying from AIDS, but I don't think I should take that as a prompt to go and swap needles with random addicts. Just saying...
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>>5623166
there are times i've woken up in the morning after dreaming of garroting suits in the cleaning supply cupboards of a stock exchange, or lamping somebody to death with a length of scaffolding in an abandoned hospital.

it doesn't mean i think "holy shit i've got to do that now, it's destiny!"
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>>5623168
>>5623170
Can't you just ignore him?
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>>5623175
> garroting suits in the cleaning supply cupboards
so, you dream about being agent 47? are you tranny agent 47? agent 69?
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>>5623155
Go to anime conventions, get some numbers, they're probably all closet trans anyways :^)
In seriousness, I never met any trans girls my age. Do you go to support groups or anything?

>>5623150
;_;

>>5623152
aaaaaaaaaa@@@[email protected]
anon stahp, i didnt get any work done yesterday o////o;
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>>5623182
i have no idea desu, never played hitman.
all i know is that was probably one of the most disturbing dreams i had because i was just so cool about killing someone, unprovoked. i went into that stock exchange with the intent of murder...

in all of my other dreams where i've killed, even dream me has felt very uncomfortable about it and it has been in life or death situations where the other was an aggressor.
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>>5623152
PLS BE IN LONDON
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>>5623185
Why didn't you do your work, fampai?
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>>5623175
Well for me I have very vivid dreams, like they are so real I can even feel in the dream. This one I never had before but I have been getting really upset lately over my disgusting male parts and I feel like the only way I can move forward in transition is to kill my balls off myself.
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>>5623155
Make friends and meet up with people here
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>>5623172
>I've cleaned the knife and forks with a napkin
It's truly great to see a dr who actually cares about their patients.
Bless.
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>>5623192
The only way you can move forward in attention whoring is to stick with this same self orchi shtick. It's funny that we're say the point that people actually believe you're considering this still. If you actually wanted to do it you'd have done it by now but at this point the shock value is really diminished.
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>>5623194
Only the best for Kayla
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>>5623185
ill tie you up dangling from the ceiling ass up and facefuck your throat while eating your ass and pussy out
youre gonna have bite marks all over your inner thighs and hot wax draped over your nipples
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>>5623191
In all honesty, I ran out of time, but the implication was a case of the lewd disease.
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>>5623197
I am just weighing the danger of it vs the wait to have a doctor do it. I don't want to get a raving infection and the pain might make me pass out.
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>>5623185
>didn't get any work done
oh, so you were busy getting off to ass eating anon?
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>>5623204
don't talk about it again unless you actually follow through.
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>>5623203
jerk me off
goddammit i want to cum in your mouth
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>>5623202
Dude put a trip so I can filter you. Nothing worse than elana and erp-ing neckbeards putting on a show.
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>>5623211
no
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>>5623207
>don't talk about it again unless you actually follow through.
sorry but you don't have power over me to hush me from talking about something very important that no one talks about enough here.
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