Let's have a good ol' gay bash
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I pulled a muscle doing it, in my hand, all the years of training means I can do a mean 3 hours spankaton without sweating (muffins don't sweat yo) and only damage my hand a bit
How do I meet other guys? I've never been with anyone due to a general lack of social skills and major anxiety, but I'm trying to deal with both of those this year. I'm joining the LGBT society in college this semester, hoping that at the very least I'll be forced to socialise and improve at it.
I do, but not much more than talk with them during class, I have a good amount of close friends but none in my current college, 1 or 2 people I'd call friends but even then we don't talk much. I think I'm the only gay guy in my course as well.
Yeah I'm hoping it's not awful, really though if I can find the 1 or 2 interesting people in the group I'll be fine, not joining it as a "find bf" thing, more to get better at socialising + get to know other gay guys.
I went to a social at the one at my uni with one of my friends from out of uni. Everyone was so ugly. We took advantage of the free drinks and left.
Their facebook group is a joke and so SJW it's gross.
Well he said he didn't really care but I'm irrationally paranoid so 'he either hates me or he's lying'.
We had some sort of painful break up where I decided to leave his life because I felt my presence was part of the reason he was so depressed.
From what I have gathered it has only gone downhill from there and I'm considering to visit him on his birthday in about a month (where most likely nobody else will visit him) and I hope I can get the old friend I so desperately fell in love with.
Gay guys are bad people and bad friends in general.
A whole lot of dumpy fem Latinos, political lesbians, and the usual dangerous drug-addled, pozzed up creeps. After a couple meetings, I stopped going and only went to the dances they hosted with gay friends I met through other avenues.
Because every time feels like the first time.
But he had all the qualities I loved; he was short like me, but strong, cuddly and pudgy but with muscles, he could cook very well, loved going places, loved camping trips, encouraged my autistic hobbies, made me feel special, and he was masc without trying too hard
I don't like getting hit but I don't mind being the Dom, it's just meh imo. I like hearing him moan but you know I don't need to spank him unto get that reaction. Luckily that's as kinky as he gets >>5620123
I'm going to a gay club at some point in the coming weeks, any thoughts on what to expect, I've been to gay bars but I assume this will have younger and more active people
Do you guys write journals or blogs?
I have a diary a tulpa journal a dream journal and just random thoughts diary that I write in.
None of it is extremely kept up or consistant but I enjoy it. Im not the best writer but cocaine and amphetimines are my life.
Remember to never give up.
I love you all.
ms. Fortune didn't leave me any gold fish. She's such a stingy little cuntflap
Hyperbole. But it's difficult to have gay friendships without any kind of sexual tension. The friends I have, we're so far away from each other's type and interested in such different people, that we can just be friends without any weird complications. For a lot of gays, that's difficult to manage.
My first time was with my then long term boyfriend. We played video games until I got pissed, he pushed me onto the floor and we made out. He fingered me and we frotted until we came. Got some blood on the carpet. Not terribly romantic.
I like to be a good friend and friend feels and sexy feels are two nearly indistinguishable feels for me
I can't relate to any of that but I guess it's cozy if you're enjoying it overall.
Bullying me out of me trying to be ok with buying so many lollipops
I can afford them ok, I guess.. it's a guilty pleasure i admit it right ok fine geeze
>dont try to turn him, youll only hurt yourself
I won't. He already knows about my feelings for him.
It's just that he feels pretty much unloved and even if my love isn't what he's looking for it's better than nothing.
Also he unnowingly led me on for quite a few years and he can be kind of a dick at times.
Unfortunately for him I like dick.
You can't relate to me being a Dom? Ok
But the rest is just me being saying I like hearing the other person enjoy themselves and glad he doesn't want to get electro or bondage involved as well
Come to Ireland, if they think I'm good looking, imagine the response you'd get
Yeah fair shout though
You never know.
Okay, then the reeeeal first time was with a guy who lives nearby (Grindr, of course). We hung out for a bit and messed around. I got a horrible headache from poppers and still didn't let him fuck me for long cause it hurt so bad. I've had a lot of really subpar sexual experiences, really.
I met my best friend who's gay on tinder. Went through about a month of wanting to fuck him and then we went out to a club and both fucked a different person. Now we just Bffz. We spoon when I crash at his after a night out but that's it. Got no desire to fuck him at all
>go to /v/
>see a thread about male game character's asses
>thread gets deleted with 30 posts
>meanwhile, the catalog is filled with threads that have lewd images of women in the OPs and have 100-300+ posts
why should I expect anything else?
post images from thread? I hate to go all sjw, but its honestly because of heteronormativity. Lets face it, most gamers are straight males, meaning they will probably not want to see male video game asses and report it while not reporting the other content because they like it.
Like, 4 years ago. I can't remember what I got.
It's clearly a flawed test.
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy! He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
do you attend church? are you baptized? do you receive communion?
>tfw breakup feels
He caused me endless drama, so I am kinda glad he is gone. On the other hand, I miss doing couple-type things. I keep seeing certain things that remind me of him, like random things he left at my house.
Not really a christfag, but I am a big fan of Jesus and some of the New Testament.
i feel like that's the new normal now.
i'm just wondering if any gays find a sense of community within their church, or if they benefit from the spiritual/therapeutic benefits of religion.
I wonder if I'd have more of a social life if I was awake during normal hours or if I sleep at odd hours to avoid having a social life.
When consulting Ask 8-Ball
>would Anon have more of a social life if he was awake during normal hours or if he sleep at odd hours to avoid having a social life
Answer: Most likely.
It would probably make you sick. It's alcohol and dye.
>Sticking things in your butt for fun
This is why the government won't let gays get pregnant.
>no adorable pure bf who was raised in a christian family
Any of you actually fancy Kanye's fashion sense? Be honest, lads.
I think he looks like someone is constantly playing a joke on him.
I'm not hungry. It's compulsive.
Two years ago my eating habits changed and I realized, then, that it tended to accompany getting bitched at. It's stress eating that's gone on so long that I can't even tell anymore, because I just get bitched at so often that I can still hear it at any time of day.
I think I'm like that, my diet sucks.
I'm going to try the 2 shakes + healthy snacks thing. Part of my problem is I hate cooking so I usually go without eating all day then eat like a pound of pasta.
Well, at first I was going to criticize the snacks thing, but then I realized my dietary problem actually kind of resembles yours.
What worked for me for a long time was just outright lessening intake and sweets. Like, maybe a half cup of hummus and two sticks of celery on one day, some sort of half-pita flatbread on a good day, and a slice of pizza and a slice of cake on a day when I don't have a busy morning the next day. I can hardly even understand what stops me, now.
Although almonds are ok breakfast, I guess. Like, if that's yuh snacks, that's fine.
I actually really enjoy cooking. I just don't do it as much now.
I dunno, I think same thing every day might be counter-productive. I think part of my problem is budget, so it's like I also eat the same foods over and over in excess while thinking of foods I can't afford anymore.
I'm just speaking for myself. If you enjoy cooking and counting calories and stuff like that more power to you.
It's not too hard to make healthy dishes and portion them out but I don't want to bother with it because everyone always eats my leftovers so I get fucked because there will be nothing left to eat except like pre cooked chicken nuggets.
It was more so to help you understand the struggles of my people to help you be a better person by seeing things from a new perspective
What about those of us who transcend this oppressive "masc-fem" binary of yours?
I call us newts. Check your privilege.
>That guy with the tattoo is qt.
That's Kevin Warhol.
>Kisses and cuddles are better than sex tbf.
harmonist gets it
So you never got to fuck at all?
>I just topped
We're all technically anonymous here, you don't have to lie.
I can't stand the pain anymore I just want to fucking die!
>tfw 5'10 fem as fuck
>tfw insecure about there being a chance i'll be forced to top
>severe neck muscle pain
Are you severely retarded?
It's called buying a lottery ticket.
This is all I could come up with. FML
This isn't funny.
I hope you all die.
i didn't respond to this because i went to bed
because i had to get up at 3 to get ready for work
and nobody told me we had the day off
so here i am at 3:45 wide awake and ready for the fuckin day
i miss my dog ace, dobermans are literally the best.
he even nodded with me
Have you met Red yet?
Is he frightening? Does he speak in strange tongues, and make himself look as large as possible around perceived threats?
Keep me posted.
Look both ways before crossing the road.
Probably not, but eh, c'est la vie.
When I finish med school in 2 years maybe i can overcome this wholesome shame and degradation that is consuming me. In the mean time, you keep on spittin' thoose hot fire disses bruh
I dont know about MORE handsome, but I pretty much always end up talking the most to guys 5-10 years older who always end up being dicks.
I like them to be a little bit of a jerk but not like emotional blackmail and full on bullying, and generally not giving a fuck about how I feel.
I like being outdoors at night time, so long as nobody else is around.
i dont even know what the fuck you're trying to say.
=/= means does not equal
dipshit, you really are a retarded poobrain
Oh, the daddy issues comment was just because I tend to stumble into relationships with guys that treat me like shit, but they tend to be smart and handsome anyway. The fact that they're usually older is just icing on the cake
They aren't smart. They just seem smarter because they've been around the block a time or two and know what to expect because they're stuck in a loop of meet a young guy, gain devotion, ruin the young guys life, move on to the next one. If they were smart they would have settled down with someone for the rest of their life the moment they hit gaydeath. Soon enough their looks will fade and no one will want to be with them.
It turned out really bad for me, I used to have panic attacks and freak over that manipulation and threats etc. I don't know what his goal was, i guess he just got off on the power.
I think you're oversimplifying it. If they weren't smart they couldn't do it. I tried to be cautious because everyone said one or two of them were bad news, but they still duped me.
>tfw in the closet
>tfw straight colleague won't shut the fuck up about 'hot girls'
>tfw i have to pretend i'm into the girls he keeps telling me to check out
>tfw i just want to suck his dick
nope, he has expressed contempt for homosexuality quite a few times and since I have to spend a lot of time with him, it would be fucked up
plus no one knows I'm gay and he will definitely not be the first person I come out to
>tfw you're from a rural area and look masc so everyone assumes you like camping but you actually hate it and just want to play video games or go see a movie
>tfw people who've never been say they want you to teach them to fish or go camping even though it's super boring and shitty
>tfw you're from a rural area and look fem so everyone assumes you can't hold your own on camping/hiking adventures and honestly you can't and just wish you stayed home and shitposted all day instead
I like the outdoors, hiking, biking,canoeing, swimming, splitting firewood, cooking over a fire, all that shit is great. I hate fishing though, and fuck sleeping in a tent.
better yet, why not just skip the whole staying outside thing and cuddle indoors like on a bed and under blankets and stuff? sounds wild.
Depends on where we were, I get overheated easily. I had a bf when I was living in Florida and it made him mad that I couldn't sleep cuddled up to him because the heat was literally killing me