Gaygen: Gay Bash Edition

>>5620025
Spanking? No
I pulled a muscle doing it, in my hand, all the years of training means I can do a mean 3 hours spankaton without sweating (muffins don't sweat yo) and only damage my hand a bit

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>>5620003
>dark voiced flamer
Swishy swish, mate.

tfw I will never find a masc muscle top that likes animu

>>5620037
and it turns out he doesnt hate you at all?

How do I meet other guys? I've never been with anyone due to a general lack of social skills and major anxiety, but I'm trying to deal with both of those this year. I'm joining the LGBT society in college this semester, hoping that at the very least I'll be forced to socialise and improve at it.

>>5620048
I do, but not much more than talk with them during class, I have a good amount of close friends but none in my current college, 1 or 2 people I'd call friends but even then we don't talk much. I think I'm the only gay guy in my course as well.

Xandir's the best.

>>5620053

The real new thread.

>>5620048
It's a joke, daddy. Because guys don't believe me when I tell them I'm not a virgin.

>>5620065
Good luck with the LGBT group. The one at my college was depressing.

>>5620082
Yeah I'm hoping it's not awful, really though if I can find the 1 or 2 interesting people in the group I'll be fine, not joining it as a "find bf" thing, more to get better at socialising + get to know other gay guys.

>>5620065
you need to get involved in school activities or something then

>>5620054
>

>>5620082
why wouldnt they believe you? is it because youre little?

>>5620082
More info on depressing lgbt group? I want to go to my uni one but I feel like a shy redhead gamer boy is too weird

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>>5620072
no, and why?

>>5620092
I went to a social at the one at my uni with one of my friends from out of uni. Everyone was so ugly. We took advantage of the free drinks and left.
Their facebook group is a joke and so SJW it's gross.
Never again.

>>5620063
Well he said he didn't really care but I'm irrationally paranoid so 'he either hates me or he's lying'.

We had some sort of painful break up where I decided to leave his life because I felt my presence was part of the reason he was so depressed.
From what I have gathered it has only gone downhill from there and I'm considering to visit him on his birthday in about a month (where most likely nobody else will visit him) and I hope I can get the old friend I so desperately fell in love with.

>tfw wearing headphones playing music in public
>Farting really loudly but you can't hear it just see everyone's reactions

>>5620107
>>tfw wearing headphones playing music in public
this is more ignorant than farting in public

>>5620035
Repost >>5620096

>>5620048

y u bully

>>5620047

I tried spanking once and it was miserable
Why does it feel so good everywhere else except for on my hand
Every single time I've tried taking on the role of top or dom for my friends it's just given me so much appreciation for the endurance of everyone who does it for me.

>>5620089
Gay guys are bad people and bad friends in general.

>>5620092
A whole lot of dumpy fem Latinos, political lesbians, and the usual dangerous drug-addled, pozzed up creeps. After a couple meetings, I stopped going and only went to the dances they hosted with gay friends I met through other avenues.

>>5620091
Because every time feels like the first time.

I get so sick of things

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>>5620124
same

>>5620123
What makes gay guys be bad friends in general? I don't know any other gay guys and I've never been called a shitty friend so I'm not sure why that'd be the case.

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>>5620091
>>
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>>5620121
>Every single time I've tried taking on the role of top or dom for my friends
I really can't imagine that.

>>5620026#
But he had all the qualities I loved; he was short like me, but strong, cuddly and pudgy but with muscles, he could cook very well, loved going places, loved camping trips, encouraged my autistic hobbies, made me feel special, and he was masc without trying too hard

>>5620121
I don't like getting hit but I don't mind being the Dom, it's just meh imo. I like hearing him moan but you know I don't need to spank him unto get that reaction. Luckily that's as kinky as he gets >>5620123
I'm going to a gay club at some point in the coming weeks, any thoughts on what to expect, I've been to gay bars but I assume this will have younger and more active people

>>5620133
Tbh I only have like two gay friends and I like them because they're bad influences and we share the same crude sense of humour

>>5620105
good luck anon, i hope you can get that dick bb

>>5620121
i dont bully

>>5620123
is that because every dick you take is a little bit bigger than the last?
tell me about your first time. here or on skype

>>5620134
why the cap locks? pfft..

there's more to life than this

>>5620140
Depends on the type of club. Like deep housey clubs will be more like muscley drug taking guys. Student ones will be twinks n normies.

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Do you guys write journals or blogs?

I have a diary a tulpa journal a dream journal and just random thoughts diary that I write in.

None of it is extremely kept up or consistant but I enjoy it. Im not the best writer but cocaine and amphetimines are my life.


Remember to never give up.


I love you all.

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ms. Fortune didn't leave me any gold fish. She's such a stingy little cuntflap

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>>5620111
>tfw wear these in public
>tfw do not give a fuck
>>5620145
or is there

>>5620143
>get that dick
First I'll have to get myself invited to his place.
But once I'm in I ain't going out I had my taste of his cock.
And he's not even gay.

>>5620133
Hyperbole. But it's difficult to have gay friendships without any kind of sexual tension. The friends I have, we're so far away from each other's type and interested in such different people, that we can just be friends without any weird complications. For a lot of gays, that's difficult to manage.

>>5620143
My first time was with my then long term boyfriend. We played video games until I got pissed, he pushed me onto the floor and we made out. He fingered me and we frotted until we came. Got some blood on the carpet. Not terribly romantic.

>>5620147
Thanks bro I think it's gonna be normies and twinks, so I'm in there, crushing bp like no tomorrow

>>5620149
Umm I have a blog where I post me and my fwb.

>>5620167
I'm fat, average height and not very hairy, don't know if I'm many people's type at all.

>tfw no one in gaygen pays attention to your feels because you're not a femboi tripfag

>>5620177
iktf

>>5620177
I care about you bb even if you are a dirty anon.

>>5620149
im a journalism major and i have a blog

>>5620166
>hes not even gay
dont try to turn him, youll only hurt yourself

>>5620167
>fingered
>frotted
>thinking thats your first time

>>5620185
it seems like to get guaranteed replies you have to trip but im not that much of a faggot

>>5620134

I like to be a good friend and friend feels and sexy feels are two nearly indistinguishable feels for me

>>5620140

I can't relate to any of that but I guess it's cozy if you're enjoying it overall.

>>5620143

Bullying me out of me trying to be ok with buying so many lollipops
I can afford them ok, I guess.. it's a guilty pleasure i admit it right ok fine geeze

>>5620191
Get an avatar.

The femboi crew are a bunch of faggots. They think too highly of themselves despite looking like twelve year olds.

>>5620168
Yeah, you'll be crushing bp if the clubs full of blind people!


Oooohhhhh that deep drag.

Yaaaas go me. Yaaaaas

>>5620191
I suppose. I have started having people talk to me since I started tripping. Even have a cutie on my skype

>>5620197
why would you feel guilty about buying them? If you can afford them then just buy them.
theres no reason to feel ashamed.

>>5620187
>dont try to turn him, youll only hurt yourself
I won't. He already knows about my feelings for him.
It's just that he feels pretty much unloved and even if my love isn't what he's looking for it's better than nothing.
Also he unnowingly led me on for quite a few years and he can be kind of a dick at times.
Unfortunately for him I like dick.

>>5620213

I've gone through like four bags this week and it's only wednesday..

>>5620197
You can't relate to me being a Dom? Ok
But the rest is just me being saying I like hearing the other person enjoy themselves and glad he doesn't want to get electro or bondage involved as well
>>5620209
Come to Ireland, if they think I'm good looking, imagine the response you'd get
VisitIreland.vom
Jk
Yeah fair shout though

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>>5620197
There you go, wearing your butthole on your sleeve again.

>>5620209
I live for these fierce gg moments, werqk.

>>5620176
You never know.

>>5620187
Okay, then the reeeeal first time was with a guy who lives nearby (Grindr, of course). We hung out for a bit and messed around. I got a horrible headache from poppers and still didn't let him fuck me for long cause it hurt so bad. I've had a lot of really subpar sexual experiences, really.

>messaged by a 17 year old on Grindr

>says he's happily taken and doesn't want to fuck around


Then why the fuck are you on Grindr. Make friends in high school

>>5620226
>>5620228
Thnx hunties.

I'm serving gg realness

>>5620231
I use grindr for the deep and intellectual conversations im too shy to go ahead with anything further than that

>>5620167

Me and my best friend have 0 sexual tension... Of course we dated for almost 3 years and lost all sexual desire for each other

>>5620229
I guess I don't know. Thanks. Nice hearing that even from some anon.

>>5620252
I met my best friend who's gay on tinder. Went through about a month of wanting to fuck him and then we went out to a club and both fucked a different person. Now we just Bffz. We spoon when I crash at his after a night out but that's it. Got no desire to fuck him at all

>>5620226

I mean, yeah, obvs I related to seeing my partner enjoy themselves, gawrsh.
Just having a relationship with someone where you're the primary dom.. or the lack of desire of kinkiness.

>>5620228

You say that like a bad thing.

>>5620270
Oh yeah, I forgot you "play around" with your friends while having a bf, which is beyond my scope of understanding desu >>5620237
Werk it gurl
>>5620228
Don't encourage him

>>5620282
Faggot

>>5620218
youre a fatass

>>5620229
>it hurt so bad
what kind of pain? howd it feel going in the very first time?

>>5620282

Oh, no, I mean, not in a swinging sense, I just mean..
Well, I guess what you said before, I guess. I don't get being a dom.

>>5620315

I, uhm.. okay.
That probably hurt a lot more than I think you meant it to but I think i'm gonna go spend some time alone now.

>>5620309
We're all faggots here, anon, please take a seat

>>5620326
Im actually straight but you can sit on my lap gayboy.

>>5620325
stop being sensitive

>>5620333
Trips make it gay
Pffft you're such a queer
>>5620325
If i remember right, your bf doesn't do it, just you, so yeah it ain't swinging
>>5620340
He's ex mtf, it's not possible

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>>5620270
You need to make some changes in your life.
I know most of your depressed blogging is just attention seeking, but you're clearly unhinged.

>>5620282
Shut up, tater tot.
You will never be fierce.

>>5620347
>irish will never stare at my blue eyes while he blows his load in my mouth and watches me swallow it all.

;^;

>tfw no bf to impress with my superb music taste

>>5620347
What's him being ex mtf got to do with anything

>>5620390
Because he's a tranny. Trannies are shit. You're shit for not picking up that.

>>5620361
I'm like three times fiercer than kleppe
>>5620366
Faggot
>>5620390
You're new aren't you?

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>>5620399
The Kleppe's appeal is more cute than fierce.

>>5620436
Darling, how old are you?

>>5620382
No one likes a music snob.

>>5620447
Well I'm 10x cuter at least

>>5620450
thats the thing I listen to anything thats why my music taste is so divine

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>>5620453
Factually incorrect, spud.

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>go to /v/
>see a thread about male game character's asses
>thread gets deleted with 30 posts
>meanwhile, the catalog is filled with threads that have lewd images of women in the OPs and have 100-300+ posts
why should I expect anything else?

>>5620507
Breeders rrreeeeeeee

>>5620507
o-oh my goodness

>>5620155
>tfw found a puppy version of this
>it's only in japanese
i'm sad

>>5620149
i have a journal but i only press flowers in it, not right
and i have a blog but i don't really write on it either
i used to keep a dream journal when i was like 18-20 though

>>5620507
post images from thread? I hate to go all sjw, but its honestly because of heteronormativity. Lets face it, most gamers are straight males, meaning they will probably not want to see male video game asses and report it while not reporting the other content because they like it.

>>5620496
Anyone else done this before?
I think I got 9 something for symmetry

>>5620712
i did it once and i was like a 3 i think B)

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>>5620712
Like, 4 years ago. I can't remember what I got.
It's clearly a flawed test.

Is there any better feeling than being locked in chastity?

>>5620736
>It's clearly a flawed test.
clearly

>>5620721
rip

>>5620742

Doing cummies

kanye west is the hottest guy in the world

>>5620946

>>5620946

Gurl...

>>5620939
Man it's like gays are now doing baby talk. I'm worried about you guys.

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>>5620961

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy! He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

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>>5620994

>>5620994
>spoodge
>dge

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>>5620994
degeneracy knows no limits

>>5621002

I never thought you'd complain about getting an extra D

>>5621018
watch your tone, i'm no floozy

>tfw cute guys exist

>>5621052
Sorry I'll stop

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who /religious/ here?

>>5621120
i am catholic

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>>5621130
do you attend church? are you baptized? do you receive communion?

>tfw breakup feels
He caused me endless drama, so I am kinda glad he is gone. On the other hand, I miss doing couple-type things. I keep seeing certain things that remind me of him, like random things he left at my house.

>>5621120
Evidence that Booger is the christfag who posts here constantly.

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>>5621192
Not really a christfag, but I am a big fan of Jesus and some of the New Testament.

>>5621030
Hi boyfriend

>>5621207
Brainwashed cultfag. Too much of those around here.

>>5621253
we're all brainwashed to a certain degree, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjel16VcIWw

>>5621120
My family is the muslim equivalent of christians who are not religious at all except to keep up loosely structured traditions on christmas. I'm even less of that.

>>5621312
i feel like that's the new normal now.
i'm just wondering if any gays find a sense of community within their church, or if they benefit from the spiritual/therapeutic benefits of religion.

>>5621130
So, that's a no then?
>>5621253
More delicious Kool-aid for the rest of us.

>>5621326

Well, benefits could be debated... but there are loads of gay churches with gay outreach and lotsa gay shit.

guys wearing a shirt and nothing else

>>5621423
t shirt and boxers imo

>>5621448

I'm wearing a henley and boxers because that's what I was sleeping in

http://scruffyjizzmonkey.tumblr.com/image/138003776225

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I wonder if I'd have more of a social life if I was awake during normal hours or if I sleep at odd hours to avoid having a social life.

>>5621584

How does he just walk around like normal people looking like that not shooting random folks?

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>>5621631
When consulting Ask 8-Ball
>would Anon have more of a social life if he was awake during normal hours or if he sleep at odd hours to avoid having a social life
Answer: Most likely.

You're welcome.

I'm watching The Woman in Black 2 and this might be the most boring film I've ever watched. How's your night going?

>>5621644

Did you know if you drink the blue stuff in a magic 8-ball you'll die?

>>5621675

Is it painful?

Any of you fags watch American Crime?

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>>5621675
It would probably make you sick. It's alcohol and dye.

Haavard Kleppe is handsome. Why does he trigger gaygen so much?

>>5621685
He doesn't.

>>5621681

Ey
Tell me to stop eating

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>>5621703

Eat more

>>5621703

But you're hungry, your body needs food

I bought a dildo but it's too big ;_;

>>5621779

Eyes were bigger than your butthole eh?

Sup homos

>>5621779

Better get to practicing anon, gotta get that little hole in shape.

>>5621793

You don't need to be a size queen

>>5621784
not even. I think i got the somewhat normal size. Its 6 inches. But it doesnt even feel good it hurst too much

>>5621795

True, but big dildos can be fun

>>5621779

Nothing is too big when you put your mind to it

>>5621801

You might just have a tiny butthole anon. You can wait until you find a guy who lives playing with it to help you out later

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>>5621802
>Sticking things in your butt for fun
This is why the government won't let gays get pregnant.

>>5621818

What's wrong with anal pleasure? Is masturbation wrong too?

>>5621826
>Is masturbation wrong too?

Yes you should only let other people touch your penis

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>no adorable pure bf who was raised in a christian family

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>>5620035
Any of you actually fancy Kanye's fashion sense? Be honest, lads.

>>5621929
>Paying 2 grand to look like I live out of a shopping trolling

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>>5621929

I think he looks like someone is constantly playing a joke on him.

>>5621736

I'm not hungry. It's compulsive.
Two years ago my eating habits changed and I realized, then, that it tended to accompany getting bitched at. It's stress eating that's gone on so long that I can't even tell anymore, because I just get bitched at so often that I can still hear it at any time of day.

>>5621929
I like his music more.

Can't wait for Feb 11

That track with kendrick is leaving some pretty high expectations

>>5621818
https://youtu.be/VfImCA22DmA
I thought you might appreciate this

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>>5621946
>>5621949
I know that he looks like a complete clown, but I just thought that I know nothing about fashion and, therefore, he might actually look stylish by some mystical standards. I guess I was wrong.
Thanks, now I know.

>>5621962

I think I'm like that, my diet sucks.

I'm going to try the 2 shakes + healthy snacks thing. Part of my problem is I hate cooking so I usually go without eating all day then eat like a pound of pasta.

>>5621949

Haha I remember that.
Non-copyright infringing metal chic is so cute.

>>5621962

Like, I think I've been hungry maybe once in the past two months.

>>5621971

That's...
Well, at first I was going to criticize the snacks thing, but then I realized my dietary problem actually kind of resembles yours.

What worked for me for a long time was just outright lessening intake and sweets. Like, maybe a half cup of hummus and two sticks of celery on one day, some sort of half-pita flatbread on a good day, and a slice of pizza and a slice of cake on a day when I don't have a busy morning the next day. I can hardly even understand what stops me, now.

Although almonds are ok breakfast, I guess. Like, if that's yuh snacks, that's fine.

I actually really enjoy cooking. I just don't do it as much now.

>>5621994

I'm just an idiot so eating roughly the same thing every day would be the only way I could have a healthy diet.

>>5622000

I dunno, I think same thing every day might be counter-productive. I think part of my problem is budget, so it's like I also eat the same foods over and over in excess while thinking of foods I can't afford anymore.

>tfw acid reflux

I shouldn't have stayed up drinking on a weekday.

>>5622006

I'm just speaking for myself. If you enjoy cooking and counting calories and stuff like that more power to you.

It's not too hard to make healthy dishes and portion them out but I don't want to bother with it because everyone always eats my leftovers so I get fucked because there will be nothing left to eat except like pre cooked chicken nuggets.

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>>5621965
That's nice of you.

>>5621929
No.

>>5621929
He consistently looks ridiculous. His fashion sense is a joke and everyone knows it.

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>>5622016
It was more so to help you understand the struggles of my people to help you be a better person by seeing things from a new perspective
xoxo <3

>>5622022

Except Kanye, Kanye thinks he's a pioneer

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>>5622038
I don't need this right now.

>>5622049

What do you need?

>>5622053
He's a frail soul he needs someone to hold him close.

>>5622066
Everyone secretly wants to cuddle a bear

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>tfw you will never live in cyberpunk dystopia

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>>5622053
A friend.

>>5622049
>>5622080
sry bby I'll be your friends <3

>>5622069
>Cuddle a bear
Gross

>>5622088

Rude much? Do you have daddy issues?

>>5622089
harmonist is masc4fem and only accepts gay love in it's purest form.

>>5622091
>in it's purest form.

Guys kissing guys of any kind is the purest form

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>>5622099
nice dubs but masc4masc is an abomination.

>>5622089
No my views are just diametrically opposed to yours. I don't want some fat, hairy, sweaty old mans hands on me thanks.

>>5622091
>>5622099
>>5622102
Anything else is inferior and unacceptable.

>>5622102

Alright rank them, I want to laugh at your taste

>>5622108
masc4fem/fem4masc
fem4fem as long as it doesn't get too serious
masc4masc never

>>5622114

fem4fem is literally the worst, they're just lesbians

>>5622116
which is why i added
>as long as it doesn't get too serious
because eventually those fems need to find their masc partner, and they'll need to stop experimenting with other fems.

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>>5622114
What about those of us who transcend this oppressive "masc-fem" binary of yours?
I call us newts. Check your privilege.

>>5622114
>fem4fem as long as it doesn't get too serious

This. It's fine as long as they're just keeping each other warm for the masc guys.

>>5622120
I like a variety, but i do not need a masc guy.

>>5622124
>was going to reply about how we arent objects
>realise i have become a tumblr fem inist

Aaaaaahhhhhhh

whoah TC is bangin

What do fems even do with eachother? Scissor with their buttholes?

>>5622136
Not all feminine guys are strict bottoms

>>5622136
Not all fems are bottoms, ya know
but to answer, yes

>>5622136
I went out with a fem twink who was vers once. Needless to say he never topped me though.

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>>5622157
So you just scissored your buttholes?

I'm into this new butthole scissoring meta

>>5622174
>butthole scissoring
idk about that but i think this looks sort of fun
http://i.imgur.com/3iag0wH.gif

>>5622184
Anything done with Warhol looks sort of fun, amirite?

>>5622184

How are you supposed to kiss like that

>>5622189
i uh don't really know much about porn stars... whenever i fap i just sort of fantasize about what i'd do with a qt bf... ;~;

>>5622192
kissing is for masc/fem relationships i guess.

>>5622201
>i uh don't really know much about porn stars
I don't either. This one just looks good, in my book.

>>5622201
>kissing is for masc/fem relationships i guess.

I guess, I like kissing cute boys and I'm masc

I'm not really masc4masc but if they have a good personality I'll go with it

>>5622167
No that seems rather pointless desu.

>>5622184
That guy with the tattoo is qt.

>>5622216
Kisses and cuddles are better than sex tbf.

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>>5622219
>That guy with the tattoo is qt.
That's Kevin Warhol.

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>>5622219
>Kisses and cuddles are better than sex tbf.
harmonist gets it

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>>5622219
So you never got to fuck at all?
That sucks.

>>5622219
>Kisses and cuddles are better than sex tbf.

Well I'd like both ideally

>>5622226
Good to know for future reference.

>>5622230
It's the purest display of affection.

>>5622231
Well yeah we fucked I just topped silly.

>>5622236
One step at a time anon.

>>5622231
>>5622251

Sex is boring anyway it's ok Harmonist is a virgin.

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>>5622251
>I just topped
We're all technically anonymous here, you don't have to lie.

>>5622262
It's true I'm as pure as the driven snow.

>>5622271
I never lie, honest. I'm like 90% top and he was 5'10 fem as fuck so there was no chance of me being bottom.

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I can't stand the pain anymore I just want to fucking die!

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>>5622285
>tfw 5'10 fem as fuck
>tfw insecure about there being a chance i'll be forced to top
feels bad

>>5622316

Imagine being 6'1+.
It's such a relief when that hurdle's out of the way.

>>5622314
Have you been to a dentist?

>>5622316
Nah 5'10 and below is perfect for a bottom tbf.

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>>5622326
>severe neck muscle pain
>dentist
Are you severely retarded?

>>5622314
Go see a physiotherapist. I know the feel I was in a car crash a couple of years ago and I still get aches and pains from muscle damage.

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>>5622334
too poor for that shit

>>5622335

You and I should do a get rich quick scheme.

>>5622336

Like for instance we could hook bully-kun on crack and pimp him out and then keep his crack money. And he'd lose all that fat, too, so it'd really be a win-win.

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>>5622336
It's called buying a lottery ticket.

>>5622341

My idea is way better.

>>5622335
Feels good to have a national health service.

>>5622333
http://www.icnr.com/articles/dental-research-helps-resolve-pain.html
http://www.dailystrength.org/health_blogs/scott-tamura/article/are-your-teeth-a-pain-in-the-neck
http://www.hindawi.com/journals/bmri/2014/582414/

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This is all I could come up with. FML
http://www.painotopia.com/splenius-capitis-cervicis-and-pain.html

>>5622345
My teeth aren't the cause of my neck pain you idiot. Short tension while sleeping is the cause. Jesus you're stupid.

>>5622351
I'm stupid and you're rude. Let 2016 be the year we both fix our inadequacies

>>5622356
No

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>>5622340
This isn't funny.
I hope you all die.

>>5622340
Kek. Is bully-kun fat? I've never seen him.

>>5622363
Just me then.

>>5622365
>everyone dies

>>5622365
Imagine Kleppe getting gangraped by a multicultural group of niggers, mudslimes, azns and latinos.

Have a nice day.

>>5622376
That sounds kinda hot.

>>5622365

Not funny, practical.

>>5622369

Even his mother knows it.

>>5622369
Yes he is.

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>>5622369
No.
I gained a bit of weight over the holidays, so Shitler & Co have been bullying me incessantly for it.

>>5622376
N-not going to happen.

>>5622387
These guys say otherwise.
>>5622383
>>5622384
Post pics as evidence.

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>>5622387

No fatposting plz

>>5622314

Now you know how other people feel about you

>>5621250
hi
i didn't respond to this because i went to bed
because i had to get up at 3 to get ready for work
and nobody told me we had the day off
so here i am at 3:45 wide awake and ready for the fuckin day

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i miss my dog ace, dobermans are literally the best.
he even nodded with me

>>5622536

Is that boy dead

>>5622536
>falling asleep like that
>saying nodded
are you on heroin

>>5620035
You guys are really gay.
Just a reminder.

>>5622550
dead inside yes, physiologically speaking tho i'm still kicking.
>>5622551
was

>>5622558
neat

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>>5622571
Have you met Red yet?
Is he frightening? Does he speak in strange tongues, and make himself look as large as possible around perceived threats?

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dentist appointment tomorrow, rip me

>>5622582
i have not

>>5622585
i dunno why people get so antsy about the dentist
i like going to the dentist like yes bitch tell me how good i floss

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>>5622588
Oh.
Keep me posted.
Look both ways before crossing the road.

>>5622571
i mean i wouldn't recommend adding it to ur resume but, if emotional numbness is your thing look no further

>>5622595
it's not, i just didn't have anything else to say about you doing heroin

>>5622594
yes sir

>>5622588
i mean it's not terrible but my teeth are shit because i used to drink too much soda and he chews me out

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>>5622600

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>>5622602
>chews me out
is that a dentist joke?

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>>5622603
>>5622605
HISS.

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>>5622606

>>5622602
yeah i don't drink soda, but i've got a couple cavities atm but i only just got dental insurance so those will be dealt with shortly hopefully

>>5622605
no, probably a bad choice of idiom in hindsight tho

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>>5622610
>tfw no Canadian free healthcare

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>>5622609

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>>5622623

>>5622536

I like u becus ur cute

A guy who told a great dental joke winked at me once.
He was pretty cute.

>>5622600
heroin was never the point tho, the point was that my dog was awesome and ridiculously loyal. i miss him. fucker died on me n what not

>>5622654
>half of his face is blocked
>hair is extremely greasy
>mouth open like a slackjawed mongoloid
>???
>cute

>>5622678
o my, you should give out band aids b4 u go around cutting so deep. gr8 diss

>>5622681

uve got to admit he relly got u
get it
relly got u

>>5622681
Your passive aggressive posts won't save you from the shame that is your life.

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>>5622678

>>5622686
oic what you did there.

I like your style, high five imo. we should start a fight club imo

>>5622698

eyyyy m8 ur rite
the only rule of fite club
is
idk there r no rules

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DONKEYS!

>>5622692
Probably not, but eh, c'est la vie.
When I finish med school in 2 years maybe i can overcome this wholesome shame and degradation that is consuming me. In the mean time, you keep on spittin' thoose hot fire disses bruh

>see a cute guy on Grindr

>"loves running, being outdoors, working out, health, and watching paint dry"

Get some real damn hobbies and a personality

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woah!

>>5622714
>>5622681
>diss
What is this 1990? Like groovy and farout man! Radical toobular

>>5622719
>cute
>fit
>interesting

Pick 2 if you're lucky

>>5622722

The '90s only ended in our hearts.
Yet all around us are familiar faces. It's practically the '80s, but with less trees.

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>>5622724

>>5622730
>tfw he thinks i'm a handsome, smart, nice, dumb, gay, nerd jerk.

>>5622719
everyone around here is like
"disney passholder, young professional, [middling job title] at [media company], future doctor. let's go hiking!"
like fuckkkkk offfff

>>5622730
Whomever made this should feel bad

>>5622730
>tfw always end up talking to handsome and smart jerks

Daddy issues pls go

>>5622737

I always feel like "young professional" means secret whore.

Or aspiring hitman

>>5622741
>being attracted to a guy because he's older and more handsome than you

Sounds like hell

>>5622745
young professional just screams "generic gay tv show protagonist" to me like no thanks jonathan groff i'm good

>>5622750
I dont know about MORE handsome, but I pretty much always end up talking the most to guys 5-10 years older who always end up being dicks.

I like them to be a little bit of a jerk but not like emotional blackmail and full on bullying, and generally not giving a fuck about how I feel.

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>>5622719
I like being outdoors at night time, so long as nobody else is around.

>>5622738
>everyone who doesn't agree with me should be ashamed of themselves
What makes you think you have the authority in standards of conduct and class. Go fuck yourself.

>>5622741
older =/= smart
older =/= wise
young =/= cute
4chan anonymous (You) =/= intelligent

understand now?

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>>5622778
i dont even know what the fuck you're trying to say.

>>5622773
>smart and handsome = jerk

Because no other combination could be a jerk and all combinations of that = jerk

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>>5622785
=/= means does not equal

dipshit, you really are a retarded poobrain

>>5622789
I've never met an ugly jerk. Unless you mean trump

>>5622790

>>5622791

There's plenty of ugly people who are jerks.

>>5622790
Oh, the daddy issues comment was just because I tend to stumble into relationships with guys that treat me like shit, but they tend to be smart and handsome anyway. The fact that they're usually older is just icing on the cake

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>>5622796
They aren't smart. They just seem smarter because they've been around the block a time or two and know what to expect because they're stuck in a loop of meet a young guy, gain devotion, ruin the young guys life, move on to the next one. If they were smart they would have settled down with someone for the rest of their life the moment they hit gaydeath. Soon enough their looks will fade and no one will want to be with them.

>>5622764

I kind of miss being used and manipulated by older men.
It was kind of hot.

>>5622803
>their looks will fade

Not really an adequate deterrent for gays, desu.

>>5622808
You're fooling yourself if you think looks don't matter when it comes to sexual attraction.

>>5622804
It turned out really bad for me, I used to have panic attacks and freak over that manipulation and threats etc. I don't know what his goal was, i guess he just got off on the power.
>>5622803
I think you're oversimplifying it. If they weren't smart they couldn't do it. I tried to be cautious because everyone said one or two of them were bad news, but they still duped me.

>>5622817
maybe you're just really stupid

>>5622816

They matter, but it's not going to keep everyone away.

>>5622820
>imagining ugly old on ugly old action
Thanks for the puke worthy image.

>>5622821

Nah.
Imo age is the primary hurdle they face.
If an attractive old guy can get laid with younger guys, an ugly one can too.

>>5622816
initially sure, though beyond being a shallow piece of shit with no concept of what actually is life, and what to look for, it really is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

getting ready for my saturday hook up with a 40 years old, i bought some lube and an enema this morning, and later i will get shave a silky body

>>5622730

hey thats me

>tfw in the closet
>tfw straight colleague won't shut the fuck up about 'hot girls'
>tfw i have to pretend i'm into the girls he keeps telling me to check out
>tfw i just want to suck his dick

>>5622930

Just tell him you're not into women

>>5622553
Duh, This is a gay bash!

>>5622954
nope, he has expressed contempt for homosexuality quite a few times and since I have to spend a lot of time with him, it would be fucked up
plus no one knows I'm gay and he will definitely not be the first person I come out to

>>5622970

Tell him you only like asian BBWs then

>>5622719
Outdoorsy guys kill me. I hate leaving the house, fuck hiking or camping.

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>>5623008
>tfw you're from a rural area and look masc so everyone assumes you like camping but you actually hate it and just want to play video games or go see a movie
>tfw people who've never been say they want you to teach them to fish or go camping even though it's super boring and shitty

>>5622970
>lying about being gay just so you can be friends with someone who doesnt r e a l l y like you
cuckery

>>5623010
Every single time I've gone camping or fishing I had a miserable time and usually got significantly injured. I'd rather Netflix and nap, or smash bros and chill.

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>>5623010
>tfw you're from a rural area and look fem so everyone assumes you can't hold your own on camping/hiking adventures and honestly you can't and just wish you stayed home and shitposted all day instead

>>5622804
In what way, usually we just fuck and hang out then I bounce.

>>5623015
I'm not trying to be friends with him though. He's my work colleague... I have to spend 6 hours with him every day

>>5623020

I'd make you go camping just to see you get flustered because that sounds cute as hell

>>5622970
You hang around with this guy why?

>>5623020
Stick to what you're good at, that's what I say.

>>5623028
tbf tho my old job was full of EDL pricks
we both knew we hated each other but when ur at work you are working not socialising

>>5623010
I like the outdoors, hiking, biking,canoeing, swimming, splitting firewood, cooking over a fire, all that shit is great. I hate fishing though, and fuck sleeping in a tent.

>>5623056
The masc equivalent of a nerd.

>>5623029
i'd be down but only for the post-campfire tent cuddles.

also reminds me of a /cuteboys/ thread i saw a while back. ;~;

>>5623036
agreed.

>>5623067
>i'd be down but only for the post-campfire tent cuddles.

It'd be easier just to share a blanket out on the porch or something like that

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>>5623078
better yet, why not just skip the whole staying outside thing and cuddle indoors like on a bed and under blankets and stuff? sounds wild.

>>5623103
im ok with that

Why does every relationship I get in end badly?
Like my last 3 bfs have ended with neither of us wanting to speak to each other again..

>>5623064
I'm the normal equivalent of a nerd.

>>5623103
>tfw no qt to cuddle next to the bonfire
>tfw no qt who hates the outdoors to cuddle next to the fireplace

>>5623103

Depends on where we were, I get overheated easily. I had a bf when I was living in Florida and it made him mad that I couldn't sleep cuddled up to him because the heat was literally killing me