Good posture is key for bussy health.
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I can imagine you as a cantankerous old flaming schoolmaster slowly ricketing down the corridors with your walking cane and then bitterly shouting at some boy for being too loud and hitting him with your cane but he's just rolling his eyes cuz your caning game is weak.
As fuh me, I'm never cutting my hair. I think I may have some mites left over from when I had mites a few years ago, but it's sure hanging in there. But I've gotta get like some cream in case cus seriously I think I might have mange.
>but it was a fucking pain
I'm hoping mine will be less of a pain when winter gets here, I hate having to tie it up on really hot days.
>tfw wasting my 20s not being sexually promiscuous
It doesn't bother me that much but I worry that if I ever get into a relationship again I'd act like a retard in bed because it's been a while.
>start watching gachimuchi mashup videos
>recognize the men from the original videos
I feel gross
>tfw training in the uni rec center
>all the normies keep staring at me.
I feel like when I train at commercial gyms someone comes next to me and tries to move as much weight as possible.
Some of these young guys are going to throw out their backs working out the way they do.
I'd probably hold my keys between my knuckles when walking past you on the streets.
Holy shitt Gaygen help.
My bf and i have been dating for like 4 months and i want to take it to the new level (butt stuff).
How do prepare? ive been eating heaps of like fiber so i can poop more often but how do i know my butt is immaculate???!!!1
>step into /soc/
>literally cancer everywhere
Save me /gaygen/... I didn't think it was possible to find something worse than hm + gaygen combined. Why hasn't the CDC come in and chemo'd the board?
its weird i used to think that was my type. but its mostly just a pure sex thing. every guy ive dated has had 10+ years on me and been rather muscular or something..solve my daddy issues pls
>tfw to tired to shit post
>Agreed, your dick should always be hanging where I can see it.
Not sure if you're saying you want me to be naked, or if you want my dick to be mounted on a trophy wall.
that's an odd question
why do you ask?
And the answer is no, but I grow very little hair on my legs and it's not all that visible
>I was going to ask for your expertise
do you think I'm trans or something?
but you want to do it in the shower, I'd recommend using conditioner instead of shaving cream
go with the grain (or towards your ankle) then go against the grain again but diagonally
that should be sufficient for what you need but if you want a 100% baby's ass feel you can then go against the grain but slowly
after you finish rinse with cold water and rub an ice cube all over your legs
let them dry and use a good lotion
make sure you exfoliate them well when the hair is growing back or you will get ingrown hairs
p.s. get waxed at least a full 24 hours before you go
you get bumps and shit on your skin after you wax and it takes a few hours for them to go away but they take longer for some people
also it's not the most comfortable thing ever, but don't be a pussy
I always did my waxing myself
but salons are super upfront about that kinda shit
you can just ask if a full body wax includes a brazilian
they're not shy about it, they wax assholes for a living
Whenever I get depressed all I want to do is be treated like shit and roughly fucked in the ass.
Why is this?
Should I play AoE II HD or Amrikrog? I wish my harddrive didn't have the unfixable sector error or else I would'be been playing Plebout 4 or pirating Resident Evil 0 HD.
I'd rather spend my last few days before classes by cucking my bf and cuddling with my side bitch instead. I think he's playing me though but it's not like I can't get with someone else, which he said it himself.
>tfw im pretty sure my butt is getting smaller as I drop bodyfat
Why are daddies so amazing?
And mine doesn't look anything like this? ;_;
i want to date someone cuter than me
i am the cutest
>talk to guy from tinder for a month
>he asks me out to dinner
>this will be my first man date
>get really nervous
>"y-yeah i guess we can ge-get dinner"
>talk about details
>ends up that he is going to pick me up drive to his apartment
>he is going to cook for me
>he will have wine (im 19 so i can usually only get shitty beer)
>offers to pay for my ride back to my dorm
>date is this weekend
i dont know which god i prayed to to get this golden opportunity
but my problem is I AM TO MUCH OF A GOD DAMN PUSSY. HOW DO I TALK TO THIS QT AND NOT WRECK THIS DATE.
Why can't I find a christian gay man to marry and have a traditional relationship with?
Damn straight, I'd be the best househusband there ever was.
>tfw no hubby to greet after his 9-5 shift
>tfw no hubby to cook food and keep the house tidy for
>tfw can't toy with gender roles in a homosexual relationship to further enrich a dom/sub relationship
just drink a few glasses of wine laugh at his jokes, not much just a subtle laugh at first, the most important thing is dont full autistic just act as a normal person in society if you feel like it lean a bit for a kiss, he'll take care of the rest
Being a househusband is actually really tough because you have to reject a lot of instinctual things. It's really a much better suited job for women. I'd recommend finishing college and seeing what you want to do.
Honestly it would be a nice thing to experience at first, but I can see how it would just make things worse in the end.
I mean, just look at all the housewives out there. Shit looks boring, yo. Unless you're filthy rich, which means I gotta smarten up my game plan to capture the perfect husband.
I am an outcast on the path of no return - punisher and swordsman, I was born to burn.
his logic must be something like "If I don't move I can't get more wet"
Because it's a huge timesink and it distracts you from your troubles
hey gaygen, since half you faggots are femboys that get hardest to the idea of being fucked by a straight guy, why don't you transition?
any other asian dudes have experience/tips for growing a beard? its taken the better part of a month to grow this quasi-neckbeard thing, whereas my roommate who shaves daily gets heavy stubble by the evening...
Hey. I'm a ''straight'' fellow. Have nice experience with girls, until i had a non-sexual experience with a cute feminine boy, that made me curious about a lot of things. Omegle is unsafe as for their IP-keeping and log-keeping policy. Where can i study people like you all? I've got so many questions to make.
Some people just can't, you might have to settle for a stubbly mustache + chinbeard which isn't too bad. Otherwise just keep letting it grow and brush it down to make it look fuller
Where i live, there aren't many of the cute fellows i'm attracted to. I like the feminine-looking and acting types, without being annoyingly queer and faggy. I heard those are unliked here. To experiment things, to look them in their eyes and smell their necks. Also, intimate conversations. I'm curious about this world. I won't go looking for the thirsty folks since they disgust me, also went on /soc/ and it is full of those. Where do i find the decent people? Thread seem to have a few ''househusbands'' i wouldn't mind keeping around, but they probably aren't of the physical archetype i'm looking for.
I think you got me wrong. I'm not looking for such things. I jut don't like sluts. Just a decent fellow, like i'd want a decent girl. Decent doesn't mean virginal, but decent. By your response, you either did get me wrong, or it is really hard to find the type of person i've mentioned.
I get that a lot, online or not.
>follicle-stimulating rubbing technique
Well those exist and there's like beard conditioner/oil but those don't really help you grow more hair. Just make the hair you have nicer and softer.
There are hair growth treatments but I'm not sure how well those work.
What that anon was trying to tell you was that the things you are looking for doesn't really mesh all that well together. You are looking for the sort of gay men that tends to get the most attention in large parts of the gay community, so you looking for someone like that, that isn't in your words 'a slut' would be very difficult for you. Impossible, no probably not but as he said you are basically looking for a unicorn.
Best of luck to you anyways.
Where do you seek people? How prominent is promiscuity in gay community? Would you like to be charmed in any way in special? How do you spot non-obvious homos? What makes them avoid you? Any tips regarding journeys of self discovery? How likely someone is like that out of some kind of trauma?
I've seen in /soc/. Those, and the daddy types, are like girls are in gaming community i suppose. Well, you've answered my question, i better not actively look for those, and just appreciate if one ever happens to cross my way. Thanks, anon.
The legit, high-functioning and social kind, outside the weird grammar. Yes. The accent makes it even more ridiculous. Makes a good conversation starter, though, look at the bright side.
>The legit, high-functioning and social kind, outside the weird grammar.
I got that far, otherwise you wouldn't be posting here.
Anyway how do you even manage to live with it?
Let alone be social?
I'm more charming than i look, here. I just felt like i wanted to be very direct here, and just go straight to the point. No games and all. Plenty of friends, also experience with girls.
>drop the cap too irl isnt a bara doujin
Not them but stop trying to kill my dreams
I'm handsome. Thing is, i wouldn't and won't post it here, since i'm already pretty recognizable. If you want a base, just think of the protagonist of Wolfenstein. My eyes are honey-colored, though.
>No games and all. Plenty of friends, also experience with girls.
How? How can you be social with asperger?
What is your trick?
All people I met were antisocial weirdos who couldn't understand basic social cues.
What sorcery is it?
I just am charismatic, studied interactions a lot, and wasn't afraid of interacting, even if i enjoy being alone sometimes. You can choose to succumb to something like autism and let it reign your life if you choose to, i didn't. When you can't just be yourself, be a better yourself.
Not saying you are, just saying i don't really have to put an effort to be eloquent here, so i'm not. See, i'm being rather autistic and, even though my questions weren't answered yet, people are still willing to listen. Also, answer those, would you kindly?
Instead of sitting, I kneel on tiny pillows
I dunno what it does for my posture, or my knees
But it's p cpmfy
Just wait for you bae to come around, bby
Then you'll get to have your backend loaded for you
How rare are masc tops under 30 in the gay community?
I hear people say it's like a 50/50 split (top/bottoms) but there seriously seems more like 95% bottom/5% top
I'm not very in tune with the gay scene though so can someone verify is this true?
>just like a straight guy r-right? uhm no homo masc4masc
the whole masc4masc phenomenon is exclusive to gay white men, so your suggestion that i wear one to appear straight-acting kinda makes me laugh.
>tfw when i was a twink bottom i couldnt find a masc top
>tfw now i AM the masc top
heh heh heh...
this is the true masc cap that you get with your masc starter pack
I guess I must have been verse the whole time, but i was driven to topping out of desperation - the world is suffused in needy bottoms and i didnt stand out.
i still enjoy getting plowed a bit, but for practical reasons i act as a pure top 99% of the time
That makes sense
When I was young I thought I was a bottom but it was more that I had no idea what I was doing and wanted someone to show me what to do.
Now I just have a thing or assertive/power bottoms
toned swimmer's build. not posting pics though.
>even if that was true you are e asian anyway basically white
lel, do we inhabit the same gay world? i'd say a good 1/4 of my grindr messages comprise some variant of 'normally not into asian guys but you're...' its evidently a different category for a lot of people.
w e l c o m e t o m y w or l d
ur masc4masc but asian..ever looked at the gay scene in japan? bara ffs
closet bigots w/ poor social skills on grindr dont really change that imo
m800 the only people i see irl who look like that are faggots
wannabe masculinity just does not do it for me
older men are hot
just not lisping faggot bears
i hear that in the East bara is not at all common. its why so many asians are twinks, they have a cultural predication against BigGuys4U.
like the greeks and their tiny dicks
I live in North Carolina and plenty of guys just look like that by default
.. except not as hot
If you're telling me i've been missing out on a playground of musky sweaty gay dad dick all these years
..true for straight guys or when speaking about the country as a whole but overt masculinity is strongly associated with gayness over there
in japan anyway idk about korea or china or w/e
m800 i get comments like that at work, at parties, when im in public generally
just deal w/ it really or stop being such a faggot
might just be cultural i guess
but wouldnt even if we dressed him up like a propah english geezah
yeah me no-one else tho especially not bears