Valentines day is in 20 days. Get yourself a bf or cuddle buddy soon!
Why does summer have to happen. Fuck summer, everyone just becomes skin sluts.
HOUSE OF CARDS SOON
&& I don't need a man to make it happen
I get off being free
>HOUSE OF CARDS SOON
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Poppers are illegal? In the USA? Jesus Christ I hate this nanny state. Poppers are fucking harmless. The War against drugs is so fucking retarded! If someone wants to get high while they fuck let them. If someone who isn't a competing in olympic weight training wants to take steroids just fucking let them. Why is the government sticking their fingers into everyone's business!?
I just want to be Clairrrrrre
I STAND ALONE AGAINST YOUR MAD DEADLY WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRATORIAL GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD COMMUNISM WITH WALL to WALL DEADLY GANGSTER PROTECTION, LIFE LONG SWORN CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME, THE POLICE AND JUDGES, the DEADLY SNEAK PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTERS USING ALL THE GANGSTER DEADLY FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS.
THESE HANGMAN ROPE SNEAK DEADLY GANGSTERS, THE JUDGES AND THE POLICE trick-trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and murder the people to keep them TERRORIZED IN GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVERY for the COMMUNIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT and CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER PLAY BOY SCUM ON TOP. THE SECRET WORK of ALL POLICE in ORDER to MAINTAIN A COMMUNIST CLOSED SOCIETY.
I AM A MENACE to your world-wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THEREFORE, I MUST GO TO EXTERMINATION. BEFORE I AM EXTERMINATED BY THIS GANGSTER, COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED AND CONTROLLED WORSE MONGREL ORGANIZED CRIME MURDER INCORPORATED GANGSTER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT, I HAND YOU THE SECRETS TO SAVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
The japanese owner lives in California. The actual servers and website is based in United States. There is no connection to the country of Japan other than the ethnicity of the guy who owns it.
I'm from the UK. London to be more exact
They'll be banned in April. However the police have already begun siezing any poppers shipments. So basically whatever is left in the UK is all that's left until April.
I genuinely do not understand how they consider poppers to be a harmful drug, let alone a drug in the first place. I remember reading that they've only killed 20 people since 1993. That's less than 1 person a year. They were most likely caused by the person drinking the poppers. If people were educated to not drink it, there would be no need.
Am I the only one who feels these governments are going too far? Next I see is the government banning pastry snacks at gas stations because over time they cause obesity and diabetes. If someone wants to fuck up their life let them.
the reason they banned poppers is exactly because of chemsexing diseasespreaders like you
you even said that you planned to get AIDS and then let the NHS waste money on you as you age. That kind of ungrateful parasitism is why they are trying to reduce chemsex and as a result why they are bannig poppers.
Go fuck yourself, samefagging attention whore.
>message guy with similar interests, trying to coax a conversation and ask him out
>it's like talking to a wall
>guy hits me up looking for a dick to suck
>talk 10x more despite no similar interests
Fuck this faggotry
>message a guy with similar interests
>trying to get to know him
>we talk about sexual preferences
>he's a bottom too
>move on to next guy
>he's a bottom too
>a bunch of bottoms asking if I top
>message one last guy
>he's a bottom and only tops guys shorter than 5'9
the bottopocalypse is fucking real
Nope, never actually used tinder honestly. Is it any good? I was talking about both grindr and OKC
fug off ann
Speaking of biscum, I've never actually been with one. The closest I came to dating a biscum was this one confused dude who thought being a stripper to some females makes him bi but whatever
>Going on Adventures
I fucking hate travelscum lad. They have a million pictures where you can barely see their face in the outdoors, and have these huge detailed filled out profiles for no good reason, with a million requirements their partner must have.
No wonder they're travelling alone.
Tinder is shit for me. It's super boring and basic and useless as an actual dating app.
Grindr and okc and the plethora of other apps are a lot better without the exclusive shallow pretense
I hooked up with a biscum dude once.
It was great. He was very sweet to me and the fact that he was a little nervous about the whole thing made it more exciting, tbqh.
He was in my city only for a few days, though. I miss him a lot.
>AnnSkellington posts baby Grinch.
>straight men poop smeller posts baby Grinch
I know the pains m8
this dude I thought was at least verse was actually the biggest bottom slut in the universe and he even showed me pictures of his 6'2+ massive boyfriend
that's just life I guess
the feminists have really done a number on so many of you.
Not wanting to flip fuck. Strict bottoms and tops will never know the glorious feeling of fucking ass and getting fucked in the ass.
>But I've overcompensated being gay growing up by being a troublemaker.
Holy shit we really do have a lot in common.
It's not like I feel girly or anything, though. It's more like I was worried about being called weak if that makes sense. And I don't know, asking someone to take a dick is asking a lot, I guess. It puts you in kind of a vulnerable position and you have to give up control to some extent. I don't like that idea. Guess it stems back to the whole "weak" thing.
>tfw always like guys that are bigger/older/taller
>tfw even the guys I thought were total bottoms want to fuck me
I'm never getting laid.
>this level of denia
>Do you have an urge to wear pretty dresses and play housewife?
>tfw I do but only when I'm horny
correction Taylor Swift is 5'10" but still an inch isn't much of a difference.
You honestly don't expect me to not backup my claim do you? I'm soon to be a college graduate. Backing up your claims is the first thing they teach you.
>No but I have a non sexual fetish for cute girls in black velvet chokers...
I'd fuck those who wear chokers, even if not velvet tbqh
All you have to do is say "my future husband and kids" instead of wife. Problem fixed.
I would argue to view it less as vulnerability. You derive pleasure from it too, and both you and your partner can be open and accepting so no one is really exposed, it's a lot better
Should I keep striving to reproduce or should I end my lineage and settle down with tulpa as exclusive companion?
I don't want everyone to be "right" about me. I don't want to be a complete failure. It's so shameful.
I feel so worthless and unloveable and it's a terrible feeling.
I could have been so much more.
On the other hand, I might be able to forget myself completely with a good tulpa, and my suffering will be over in the forgetting. Yet I will not have proven myself, I will not have demonstrated to anyone that I am not worthless.
Why shouldn't I defend gays and gay rights. I'm gay. I may not like the gay community on a personal level, but y'all're still my people.
Roads are uniced enough to ride to the store
Might go on a hilly cycle adventure
Thinking of buying more eggs than tofu this time but the tofu is so cheap and I do love that nonsense.
Legs so sore from adding weights lately tho.
>too short to do any damage
Dare you to say that to these UFC fighters.
>implying I have anything against straights who want biological children or even gays who want surrogate.
You're trying to start a fight when there was no hostility in the first place.
The time frame isn't the issue here. You can post something two minutes later and it's still samefagging. You're extremely buttmad right now so I'll just let you be since there's no actual logic that you follow.
can you let me know what good Canadian websites for news, hobbies, etc. From what I have noticed Canada is impartial and a great place of knowledge. All these American or UK websites I visit have an underlay of lies and coercing. They don't have true unique unbiased works.
I never said you could. I think you should take a nap or drink some tea and calm down. You're extremely hostile right now over an online post that has no importance in this world. If you're life is spent here and this is your world I feel more sorry for you than before.
Idk if this is the place to throw this out there, but I guess I'm curious about people's opinions on the matter; is anyone else here disgusted by gay culture?
It seems like there's this some kind of forced overt vulgarity that permeates it on every level (don't get me started on 97% of the porn either) that people seem to just accept as normal.
Maybe all of my younger years of perversion have made me come full puritan-circle, but the prospect of finding a conservative gay guy who rejects the hypersexual lifestyle seems to be increasingly impossible.
I'd rather lose an argument than lose at life like you.
>is anyone else here disgusted by gay culture?
>the prospect of finding a conservative gay guy who rejects the hypersexual lifestyle seems to be increasingly impossible.
Mostly because all you fucking conservatives gay guys don't hit on anybody and don't put yourselves on dating sites/apps and thus make it impossible for other conservative gays to find you.
>is anyone else here disgusted by gay culture?
Some times. But I'm generally a slut so I like it mostly.
>conservative gay guy who rejects the hypersexual lifestyle seems to be increasingly impossible.
>boasts about it over the internet
>How often do you hear of actual gay conservatives?
The minister of health in my country is one :^)
In fact its one of the most gay friendly party.
if you're a guy who likes guys and embraces his sexuality, then you can't call yourself a conservative when it comes to sexuality.
by being a faggot you're basically committing one of the worst crimes against sexual morality there is.
Why do american sluts always reference their own country/people as some fat obese child "ironically"? As if to distance themselves from other americans when they're very much the problem.
you guys ever just see something so smol and cute and precious and lovable that it hurts how much you want to love and care and protect and raise and nurture them?
You just.. kiss and and suck on it and put your tongue all up in there and just
Man, i dunno, if you feel an urge to do a thing with the dick that close to your face, fulfill it
Watch for teeth, tho and try and get it in deep every once in awhile, too
>faggot can't accept his place
Do you really think actual conservatives care whether you're a faggot who only sleeps with his degenerate partner or an STD-ridden slut? a faggot is a faggot under all circumstances.
>using the word reactionary
Uhm, get out of here commie.
Either try to suppress your immoral sexual orientation and live your life as a respectable straight man, or shut the fuck up about how conservative your gay ass is.
>You've got a very shallow understanding of conservatism.
Yes, because faggots are obviously embraced by social conservatives now, right?
Also please note that I'm speaking of actual conservatism, which entails social conservatism. I'm aware that there are some cognitively dissonant individuals (mostly faggots) who are economically conservative but socially liberal. Ha, as if the economic and social spheres can be separated like that.
>Recognise the fear of this and giving up control a lot.
It sucks a bag of dicks. My hangups have seriously kept me from forming any kind of relationship. There's even a guy that likes me now and I really like him too, but I'm too chickenshit to do anything because of all of this.
That's a good way to look at it. But sometimes it's easier said than done. It's lame as shit, but I live in fear of being judged. High school was a constant "Faggot" this and "no homo" that between my male friends. I lost a lot of them when word got around that I was gay. Now all my friends in college are like "Yeah, but you're not one of THOSE gay guys. You're cool."
S U R R E Y
>He'll never flail his arms around while fucking you and talking about socialism.
fuck you. you fucking idiots. i fucking hate how socialists will distort things and create orwellian terms just to hide what they actually stand for. he's a socialist who wants to steal from productive people to give healthcare to the inferior peasants who deserve to die. what in the actual fuck is "democratic socialism"?
will the socialists will let us vote on how much of our income they'll steal from us to give to the peasantry and themselves?
Why do you have a toothbrush in your bedroom though?
General question, but why are bottoms more desperate than tops? This also applies to verse-bottoms/verse-tops. Bottoms are always so much more desperate for no good reason on average, when they should, technically speaking, have a higher value. Much like women and men in that sense, where the women controls the market flow and therefore only really have to do things like post some cleavage to get hundreds of men to send them money/attention/etc - whereas bottoms need to literally post the inside of their colon to get any sort of attention.
Why is this anons? Is it the matriarchy tbqhhhhh?
Oh, oh, my turn now!
I like other people being in charge. It's more fun that way.
So basically an oversaturation, artificially dragging down the value? Makes sense actually. Even though on the female to male scale, the ratio is also tipped towards women, but it's something way less drastic at like 54:46 or something similar.
This has little relation to why so many bottoms will forfeit so much of themselves for little to no return.
Sure it does. Because I like feeling like I'm competing for a superior person's favour - my #1 biggest fetish is to give someone a blowjob while they play videogames or work or do something similar - so they arent even paying attention to me, I'm taken for granted.
If I'm all modest and reserved then I won't get to feel like a cheap whore - where's the fun in that?
Bottoming is alllll about submission for most people. Isn't it mega obvious?
A submission... for no return? Doesn't make much sense honestly. I can understand those who submit when they're already nearly in the bag, but I'm talking about the huge % of bottoms who will just post themselves online for zero return. Seems much more like a desire for attention, rather than a play on submission or degradation. The desire for attention isn't unique, but for some reason is at a way higher rate for bottoms.
Its not just niggers. Its everyone. I work at a pharmacy and this lady didnt have $18 to pay for her daughters antibiotics and ibuprofen. I was like why the fuck do u have kids. I didnt give them to her and told her to fuck off basically. The untermensch deserve to die.
I wish I had fapped more before work, I'm unreasonably horny.
I'm really glad the desk I work behind comes up to waist level.
This is my fetish as well.
Fucking a qt doggy style while eating a sammich and watching the tube, is on my bucket list.
>So many good reasons already mentioned. Why am I single? I live with my cat at my side. I have really disgusting habits when I'm at home (even my cat looks at me disgustingly sometimes like he's saying "If I wouldn't need you to open the cans of cat food for me I'd smother you to death while you're asleep. You, sir are a vile disgusting pig!").
>In my family's past my grandmother and my mother were in abusive relationships where their husbands beat them (and me sometimes). Even nowdays I see relationships as entrapments where you are someone's personal punching bag. That's not a healthy basis to start a relationship with someone. And yet I am not willing to change that belief. But I have somehow the belief (or delusion?) that I will change instantly when the 'right man' comes along.
>I love being alone and to be the only one using the kitchen, the toilet, or the media gadgets (TV, PC, etc.) and not having to defend the choices I made throughout the day.
lmao this is 96% of /gg/
but really tho imagine bernie trying to run for election (hahaha implying) in soviet era russia or nk or east germany etc etc etc
>nobody who works 40 hours a week should live in poverty
guy would get imprisoned for even mentioning bs like that deffo assassinated if he tried getting political
>You mean bottoming for one
Whatever you have to imagine to get your rocks off m8.
Just stick with it m8. Quitting a food addiction is hard, you can't just go cold turkey like you can with other drugs, it's something you have to deal with for the rest of your life.
>There is nothing so picky as a moderately attractive gay man. They are ruthless about excluding anyone even remotely less attractive than themselves because of how they feel it will reflect on them in a culture that prizes looks with an adolescent intensity.
>Maybe because my partner of 16 years dumped me the day after election day. I gave him my youth!!
>I could never settle for someone who didn't share my enthusiasm for bareback porn, Madame Alexander dolls, and FOLLIES.
>A lot of gay men fall under the spell of "there's always someone better around the corner". While that may be true, it doesn't help the cause of permanence in a relationship.
why is this site so accurate tbqh
now just factor in the numbers game, that men are size queens, that attractive men are sluts and never "date" below their level, that most men are average and never get complimented. et voilà a whole bunch of men that are going to die single and unloved.
Yeah ageism is a bunch of people complaining that dating 20 year olds doesn't work out as a 50 year old, or that 20 year olds just don't want you.
And instead of dating their own age, leading the charge there, they still keep chasing premature bpussy and just keep whining
You are right that it is entitlement but I'll try to justify it slightly.
Gay death is basically a meme but like most ideas it has some roots in reality. When gay men hit 30+ they start to grow tired of going out every weekend, drinking, etc. If they have straight friends those friends will start getting married, having kids, focusing more on their careers/rising in careers.
At the same time you have the daddy appeal, which means that men that previously didn't get much attention from younger guys now will. So instead of dating or hooking up with your own age group you hook up and date with the newly opened prospects so you don't really care for "boring" people your own age bugging you because you enter into the next stage of gayness. This leaves those too ugly to be a part of the whole older guy appeal left with no dating options and the sense of entitlement.
If you wanted to take a pic of the shirt you would have taken a pic of the shirt
what you did was take a blurry dark picture of half of your shirt and with your posing mug taking up a quarter on the imaging
> Be me
> Have crush on married, dorky late 30s coworker
> Share a lot of the same passions (80s animu, nerdy shit, music)
> Love his little quirks, including his adorable interests ("I'll bring some paint for Warhammer!") and stupid laugh
> He's straight and taken (RIP)
> E-stalk him on Facebook
> Find pics of him shirtless by the pool
> Perfect dadbod
Life is a special kind of suffering
All I want to do is go to the local matinee that plays 35mm reels and hold hands with him during a midnight screening of Akira, anon. Is that too much to ask?
So this morning I was sitting in class next to this incredibly cute straight guy who melts my heart, thinking about worshipping every inch of his beautiful body and trying to hide my boner.
When class was over, he suddenly turned to me and asked me if I was headed for the dining hall. I said yes because that's where I was in fact going. He then asked me if I wanted to go with him because he feels awkward going by himself. So I did.
We talked about a lot of stuff, but I was so nervous the whole time I have almost no recollection of anything. I probably embarrassed myself so much.
He was so nice to me, though. He also gave me a ride home afterwards which was unexpected.
I have no idea why shit like this happens to me. Why did he do it ;-; He should've just left me alone so I wouldn't have to spend my day ruminating over everything I might have done wrong.