Spanish or white Hispanic with Spanish heritage(which is pretty the same)
You mean the bent dick of a literal cuckold?
>Calling me a kiwi on Australia Day
Not today, cunt. You can't ruin my spirits.
We are a strong and proud country!
I don't plan on going outside until nightfall, but I've already had my first beer. You can join in the festivities too, Australia Day is for everyone!
Except those filthy Lebbo cunts.
>tfw spanish instagram husbando closed his account
I knew I should have downloaded every single pic of him but he had like 900 and I'm lazy
That's the spirit, drink up with your buddies!
>people in 2016 are still underestimating the brazilian gods
It's pretty fucking gay, now that you're here.
nah maybe when he's done with the drugs familia
tbqh twunks are the now and the future
>Dad wants to take me to dinner so I figure I should actually come out.
> Call him up and ask if it's alright I bring my friend Debbie cause I need to tell him something
>He says its fine
>I go and pick her up and meet my dad at this really nice local place
>I'm already really nervous and stuttering some when I talk
>We sit down and order the food having general chit chat about our days and stuff
>The food gets here and we're eating in silence
>"Dad I really need to tell you something, and I brought Debbie for support since this has been bugging me for a while that we haven't told you."
>When I said we I guess he thought that I asked her to marry me since she's been my best friend since 5th grade.
>"No dad... I'm gay."
>He puts his fork down and sits there thinking for like 3 minutes. It honestly felt like an eternity.
>Finally speaks up and asks if I'm sure it's not a phase
>"I've been out publicly since I was 15 I'm sure it's not a phase." (By that I mean I was a slut since I was 15.)
>"Well I don't think you know what you're talking about, maybe you shouldn't tell anyone since you can't be sure at 19."
>We finish eating and I awkwardly pay and leave with out saying bye to him.
What do I do guys I don't think he likes the thought of me being gay.
Doesn't sound like he's a fan, no. He may come around with time. Good for you doing it.
My parents were nicer but they gave me the phase line too. Whatever happens now it's on him, not you....
Other than the hiv and subsequent financial ruin it will bring upon him should he choose to support your treatment. Whore
slap his mum up for being such a self-absorbed bellend
>He puts his fork down and sits there thinking for like 3 minutes.
likeee really tho..do some fucking parenting and stop thinking about what this says about you omfg
Is everything in your life just "okay"?
Exactly that's why I said hispanic used for every single person in central and south america is politically incorrect because they are Latinos. The only hispanics are people who were born on hispanola, What is now known as Haiti and Dominican Republic.
Why don't you read before you get so defensive you cock guzzling freak
>tfw sp is slowly becoming a musclebear
we have a filter on our tap and i still won't touch it idk why, i think deep down i'm paranoid that it was contributing to me getting hellacious tonsilitis last year (but that's probably unreasonable)
>I drink filtered tap water
Oh my god, I can't with this fucking queen. I can't. I literally cannot even right now.
I'm on well water with a significant iron content, actual city tap water tastes odd to me but it's fine. It's just water. Anyone who only drinks bottled when the tap isn't actually polluted is a prissy bitch.
I wish Google 101 was a required course now. So many people don't think to find information on their own and it's sad.
We have a great filter. Get off your high horse. Just because we share a border with mehico doesnt mean we share water with them
The straight tap is worthless though i'll give you that
so, I've had a bit of a situation which has lead me to re-evaluate what I want from a relationship and after being so sure that I was going to spend the rest of my life with a Man, something about that just seems off to me...
Like I haven't had feelings for a girl in about 5 years. But right now I'm so uncertain about what I want from my future.
I feel like I'm some sexually confused teen again.
Tell that to princess.
She's such a bitch, she's visited me 5 times but she's too exclusive to show me her face
I can't remember what I got, but it was something like 90% dominant/sadist/degrader.
p straight forwards
it's called bdsmtest.org
Yeah people were sharing their results a while ago and i really didn't wanna re-do it
but then i just thought about it again and realized how to easily find the results again
That test puts exhibitionism a lot lower than i feel like i like it, tho
Found it, it's not as extreme as I thought.
64% Brat Tamer
48% Primal (Hunter)
8% Rope Bunny
4% Primal (Prey)
It was a pretty stupid test though.
Is this a reference to hollywood fuzzy qts or completely accidental
You know, pretty much figured vanilla would be a bit up higher for you but it's higher than I guesses.
I don't mind tho, seeing your shy humany bits is still pretty cute.
Straight up tho but that test is actually pretty lame, yeah
why is gg so degenerate that they can't even properly make a thread familam?
Yeah, I don't get it.
It's not like i'm being hunted down and fucked predatorily -every time- I have sex.
And I like hand holding and keeses and cuddling and romantic showers just as much as the next person.
Half of the questions beg or are loaded, too
the other one isn't even at bump limit
like who messed up that badly
...I Really need to get on Fetlife.
I took the dumb test and got unsurprising results.
Can I add you RedDaddyRevolver?
>tfw thinking of close-mouth kissing and holding hands with The Kleppe
S-stop, you're making me feel butterflies.
I don't think I could get anything in the high 90s, because I'm always hesitant to answer at the extremities of those scales. Especially for those dumb political compass things.
>tfw I'm going to fill your rectum with soft serve vanilla ice cream
Hun, that would be me:
>never ever drink
>never ever smoke or do any drugs
>never ever go to degenerate parties or any parties really
>kissless virgin who has never put anything up his ass or used any toys
>the only fetish I have is for men in suits
pic related, me forcing you to watch the endeavor
>mfw the baby's first words are "g'day, mate"
>M-maybe daddy will finally notice me!
If you can't do this you've failed as a bottom
This is your Senpai fact of the day (tm)
>have a friend over for dinner
>he's not... the best, but i often mentioned how i like my men, and he fits in all
>always declared he's straight, already tried cock and isn't interested, so on
>he's in good term with some ex's, and they all jokingly mention how he was a good fucker
>during dinner, my mother mentions how she'll be off on the weekend
>friend springs up and says "well, you're gonna be alone in these days, do you mind if i crash here? it'll be fun!"
>he perfectly knows my weak spots, so i cant really say no
>we spend these 3 days toghether, playing vydia... only, basically
>i spent way more time than usual cooking, like the proud chef i'll someday be
>often making lewd references, like "Cold beer, full belly, online friends and a good match on League of Legends, i'd only need a woman under the table to be in heaven" "If you weren't so picky, you'd be already there!" kind of thing
>but we kept it chill
>i had to buy him cigarettes, breakfast or beer because he's even more broke than me
>"I like hanging with you, you're pretty chill and don't bitch at the first opportunity"
>he owes his flatmates over 5000$, so disappears from them (and me) in about a month after that weekend
I always thought that, for the right man, i could just put my stuff into a cabinet and be a perfect housemaid. 3 days were enough to make me realize that i was very, very wrong.
I'm sure there is some deeper meaning to all this, but here, have my story.
pic very related.
>tfw senpai will never get his bf mpreg
>find some other skeleton then
I never said I wanted you as my bf, I just want a skeltal bf as skeltal as you. It's hard though, most other skeleingtins are either druggies, sluts, or ugly.
>who are only 1 of those 3 things
I just want a pure bf who is also qt
I could be a giant slut, I'm saving myself for the right guy though. Why can't more fags just have self-restraint?
>that much projecting
It's a fact that people that are obsessed with shit like "pure" boyfriends or "saving themselves" for someone speshiul are uglies or aspies.
Oh yeah I forgot to say that I'm never watching porn again because of what I watched last night
>coach and player role playing amateur porn
>they are really getting it to it with verbal stuff
>player starts sniffing arm pits and jock strap not into it but w/e
>then player starts crying and it cuts to a black screen of him crying for a good 3 minutes
>it cuts back to him sucking him off while crying in between and him mumbling "ive always wanted this coach"
>tfw into musk/ undies sniffing but not a beefcake, fatty, or other masc uggo
>there's literally no porn for my preferences in this area
but the rest of that video sounds daddy issues/ other myriad of fucked up issues as fuck. It must be a pretty common thing though to make porn out of it, sad.
Sounds like my type of porn.
I wonder if you could taste the years of abuse in his tears?
I think I've only seen a couple of videos where it looked like the guy was for real crying.
Usually it's fake as fuck, but I'm pretty good at making myself forget they're just actors.
>Good dinner, followed by a walk on which we get tea/coffee if cold out or ice cream if warm out, ending with a kiss and maybe a lil grope
That's kinda cute and semi-romantic desu.
Lads, my tumblr just showed a video of a woman being anally fucked and she is squirting everywhere while the guy is just sliding his hand back and forth over her vagina
literally what is this shit
He asked but said he's ok with plans changing if I want to go in another direction.
A mix of Claire, Katie, and Jenna... But I guess the whole will be much worse than the sum of the parts... Meh Hannah, Claire, Katie, and Jenna got some nice traits but Claire probably wins in the end, if we'd be friends she'd get cooler.