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>gaygen

пpoлeтápии вceх cтpaн, coeдиня́йтecь!
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>>5602015
>liking soviets instead of nazis
Untermensch
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>>5602033

You mad, fascist scum?
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>>5602038
Yes I am, communist bastard
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face it, soviets were more handsome than nazis

and they didnt even need a eugenics program for that
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>>5602072
>posts picture of an actor
>lolololol Stalin was a hottie
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Commies aren't cool

t. Russian
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>>5602015
Кoммyнякy нa гoлoвкy!
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>>5602090

wrong, that really is stalin
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>>5602072
Are you inti hipsters or what?
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>>5602113

i just have a real thing for russians
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>>5602116
And I have a thing for qt buff white Americans and Aussies
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>tfw ALMOST forgot to go to dinner with a qt today

thank christ for facebook notifications popping up on your phone
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>>5602072
>inbred Slav retards
>attractive
Pick one, commie
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>>5602127

Remind me how many Nazi countries there are that survive today? Whats that? None?

oh dear...
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>>5602102
What language is this? Cause if it's Russian it looks pretty butchered.

>>5602116
Same. A whole country of white trash gets me all wet.
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>>5602136
Yes, it's Russian, it means something like "commie scum should be fucked"
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>>5602118
I've got a huge thing for little guys.
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>>5602142

>tfw 5'10
>tfw too big to be a little guy
>tfw too little to be a big guy
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>>5602142
>>5602144
Lol I'm 5'9, I love my height, it bretty matches my face
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>>5602140
I know like zero slang so I totally believe that.

>>5602142
Pedo.
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>>5602144
You just need to be in a polyamorous relationship with a big guy, and a little guy. That way you can always be in the middle of the manwich.
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>>5602150

>tfw not in a manwich
whyd you make me feel these feels
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>>5602146
>matches my face
What do you mean. I don't think I've ever seen a face and thought. "This face would go really well with some average height."
>>5602148
>Pedo.
Aren't you like 5'5"? If it weren't for pedo's you'd have a hard time getting laid.
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>>5602129
Well Poland, Serbia, and Turkey are known to have national socialist fundamentals in their politics. You know the old communist influenced regions of the world.
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>>5602142

5'7.

Not exactly teeny tiny, but damn do I feel smol some days.
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Russians > americans
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>>5602154
I'm 5'6" and well aware of the pedo appeal, thank you. Still feels good when some 6'4" lumberjack throws me around like nothing.
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>>5602154
>What do you mean. I don't think I've ever seen a face and thought
I'm a twunk and would look ridiculous if I were 5'11 or taller
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>>5602154

not him but i think my face matches my height

people tell me i always look like ive just been bullied - i think the "damsel in distress" look attracts some people, and it is only accentuated by my diminutive stature.
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>tfw really like asians, arabs, black guys and russians
>tfw because they are not traditionally attractive they all have low selfesteem and its super easy to woo them

aw yiss
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>>5602157
Qt
>>5602160
>6'4"
>tfw 6'3
>tfw forver lumberjacklet mode
>>5602161
Pics bb.
>>5602164
P I C S
I
C
S
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>>5602160

>Only about half an inch taller than you.
>Wanting a 6'4 lumberjack.

Life goals.
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>>5602168

"oh s-senpai im just so vacillating and emotional ;~;
if only some big strong guy could rescue me, baka"

et cetera, ad nauseum
http://i.imgur.com/5r4Z1tI.jpg
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>>5602168
Just keep the boots on and maybe you'll trick some boy into thinking you're actually tall.

>>5602169
Dream big, anon. Big men, big dicks, big bank statements.
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>>5602169
Brb buying perfectly normal person shoes.

>>5602177
You look really young in that pic. How old are you?
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>>5602183

18
You can see my A-level certificate on the pinboard if you don't believe me
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>>5602178

>tfw squat shoes make you look like 1.5 inches taller

d e v i l i s h
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>>5602183
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>>5602183

How old are you Ann?
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>>5602184
It only shows an AQA certificate. Can't see if it's Alevel or GCSE
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>>5602207

AQA dont do GSCEs, do they? all mine were Edexcel or OCR, plus a BTEC.
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me irl
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>tfw actually beginning to like Rich Piana and the way he looks

wtf is wrong with me
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Happy sunday funday /gg/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD5uPZzBr5c
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>>5602222
AQA do GSCEs or at least when I did mine. Did my biology, chemistry, physics and DT with them. Also nice quads
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>tfw woke up feeling good
>got through good routine
>get on bus
>see a billion better looking fags
Just end this misery Obama
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>>5602284
i thought i was over being sad and i woke up feeling fine but then it all started over! :(
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>>5602289
sadness is eternal
happiness is temporary
my emo phase is not just a phase mom
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>>5602291
>emo
Fucking end yourself now
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>>5602295
simmer down scene kid, go jerk off to paramore again
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>>5602297
>>5602295
Easy 2006 everything will work out.
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>>5602300
>tfw it will never be 2001 again
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>>5602015
I have a hate for Russians since I've started playing dota.
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>>5602320
why would anyone start playing dota
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>>5602320
>I have a hate for Russians since I've started playing dota.
all the cool kids play LoL mate
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More Russian qts
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>>5602325
No the cool kids don't play either filth.
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>>5602325
I'm not a cool kid
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Who else makes themselves go into work with a hang over for cash money?
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>tfw complete strangers know you're gay and you're not as straight acting as you thought
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>guys always ask my why I cover my mouth while laughing
>tell them it's just how I've always done it
>little do they know I hate my smile/mouth/teeth

feelsultrabadman
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I think im a massive cunt who only wants what I can't have.

Someone's just told me they're into me and I was previously proper into them but now I don't know if I am.

Aaaah
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>>5602364
Did that last week, was not a good feel.

>>5602377
Get over it and suck his dick.
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>>5602377
>im a massive cunt who only wants what I can't have.
Yeah you are tbqh.
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>>5602380
Already have.
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>>5602320
Cyka blyat
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>>5602377
>im a massive cunt
We know. You don't need to remind us.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4yu7mZVDT8

im ded
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>>5602386
>>5602393
Stop being salty because the only attention you get is negative and from your parents.
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>>5602398
Is this your attempt at sassy?
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>>5602144
Well you're almost a big guy
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>>5602403
Girl plz. Not being sassy, just spilling the tea
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>>5602408
>spilling the tea
/femgen/ is to the left friend
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>>5602413
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>>5602408
>spelling the tea
[colonial anger intensifies]
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>>5602416
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life is good, i just prepared a grilled meat for my bf and he told its the best one he ever eaten
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>>5602420
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>>5602426
Awww, that's sweet. Suck his dick while you're at it
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>>5602428
thats for tonight
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>>5602426
>life is good, i just prepared a grilled meat for my bf and he told its the best one he ever eaten
I'll be sucking your bfs dick at the food poisoning treatment section of the hospital T B Q H

>>5602427
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>>5602431
Setting the perfect example.
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>>5602432
Don't be cruel, bet you it was perfect.
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>>5602432
gl with that
>>5602434
thanks :)
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How do I tell if I'm prison gay from being a virgin or just regular gay

I wouldn't mind if a big guy fucked me in the ass but I'm too scared to put a dildo up it to practice
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>>5602436
Wish I had a bf so I could treat him as you do. Hope he loves you forever.
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>>5602435
If you aren't cruel online, you aren't wanted
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>>5602438
I think if you're fantasizing about being a bottom you probably like boys for real, even if you might be biscum.
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>>5602443
I'm cruel online. Just not to that anon
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>>5602419
>>5602420
Guuuuuuuurl
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>>5602444
This. Biscum and I love bottoming out for guys
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>>5602439
im sure you'll find someone, we've been together for almost 2 years ive never been happier
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>>5602447
Then be cruel to me anon.
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>>5602136
>A whole country of white trash gets me all wet.
that sums it up so perfectly
hot eastern european bf when

>>5602438
>I wouldn't mind if a big guy fucked me in the ass
you like like boys
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>>5602448
>trying to be a sassy woman
I think all that cums gone to you head
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>>5602451
>being happy
Reeeeee

Also a guy on grindr wants me to give him a sock covered foot job. I hate gays.
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>>5602463
>Also a guy on grindr wants me to give him a sock covered foot job. I hate gays.
You wanted happy, here's your happy m8, get used to it
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>>5602451
So jealous. You're so lucky. The reason I haven't found a guy is I'm to scared to come out.
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>>5602467
You don't have to come out to find a guy. Coming out simply is for your own self.
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>>5602456
Shut up, faggot cunt
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>>5602463
if you want my advice stay the fuck away from grindr and similars, we met through mutual friends
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>>5602469
keep going im so turned on tbqh
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>>5602467
>>5602468
yep, exactly
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>>5602480
I usually have more material to work with. All I'm getting is you're a fucking weirdo
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>>5602462
At least I'm getting some
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>>5602015
Silly FAGGOTS, dicks are for chicks!

Now go seek professional mental health treatment for your mental disorder.
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>>5602468
Well. I feel like I wouldn't be ready to date someone until I've accepted myself completely. I'm worried that if I do some how get a boyfriend that they'll want me to come out so I'll either be forced out to earlier or we'd break up and I don't think I could handle that
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>>5602487
How did you know. Think I should just end it all?
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>>5602484
oh yeah call me that again bb

>>5602493
You can accept yourself completely without literally going on stage and announcing you're into dicks.

>I'm worried that if I do some how get a boyfriend that they'll want me to come out
No one worthy of time and attention would actually force their boyfriend to come out. It's silly and immature.
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>>5602471
>mutual friends
It's a bit shit here. I don't know any gay people, I know a few fag hags though, but the sort of guys they know aren't my type.
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>>5602501
Thanks for being kind stranger. I guess I can insult you more now. You're too nice for your own fucking good
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tfw u have the most biggest crush in the whole entire world ever on niq
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>>5602493
most guys aren't going to date someone in the closet unless they're also in the closet
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>>5602444
>>5602461
How do I find a big guy to fuck me if I'm not white though, I heard gay guys only want to fuck white guys
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>>5602507
>You're too nice for your own fucking good
Yeah which is pretty much a curse at this point because guys feel guilty and then don't really dom me.

>>5602515
I'm pretty sure there are gays of your own race if you're worried about that lmao
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>>5602515
so don't try and hook with racist white guys...
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>>5602524
Do it with racist black guys instead desu.
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>>5602515

Just accept defeat, because white guys are best guys
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>>5602531
This pretty much. Blackies go on about how racist white people are but don't realise calling me things like White boy and cracker before I've even spoken to them is
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>>5602471
I'm just gonna bet it all on the internet. My friends friends are all fem as hell.
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>>5602015
Slavs are so qt, I want one to hold me and cuddle me. Too bad they can't stop Cyka blyating each other every other year
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>>5602506
well that sucks anon :(
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>>5602561
iktf
my friends are either awful at playing cupid or are faghags and attract the most fem canadians
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>>5602563
I found a pretty gorgeous Slovenian cutie, but he's half the world away. They're definitely cute.
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>>5602112
>>5602072
That's a doctored image to take out his pock marks and make him seem less frighteningly skinny. Old Stalin is hotter anyway.
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>>5602561
im kinda femish, im not an obnoxious queen though
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>>5602561
Same situation here. Where do the normal guys hang out?
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.
Silly FAGGOTS, dicks are for chicks!

Now go seek professional mental health treatment for your mental disorder.
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>>5602580
in their rooms/their offices
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>>5602582
B-but girls don't have penises
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>>5602123
you made a Facebook event for your date? That's fucking lame.
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>>5602579
>fem
>not obnoxious
Pick one please, faghag
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>>5602574
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>>5602590
>replying to that post
Good job getting hooked, fishy
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>>5602597
Apart from the 50-year-old philosophers who speak like retards...of course. But no hate for Zizek, since he's the most famous thing to come out of that mini-country.
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>>5602142
>>>/hm/1281200
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People fall in love with stereotype generalizations of countries, and expect majority to look like that. Like expecting all americans to look like giant but warm southern boys in cowboy hats tbqh
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Silly FAGGOTS, dicks are for chicks!

Now go seek professional mental health treatment for your mental disorder.
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>>5602579
I don't necessarily find them all obnoxious, I lived with the most flamboyant black gays and had a blast. I just don't want to date them.

>>5602580
WTB slightly masc nerd with some bulk and a career.
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>>5602610
B-but anon, girls don't have penises
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>>5602618
>WTB slightly masc nerd with some bulk and a career.
Same but no huge career requirement other than they're working on it. Oh, and he has to be somewhat repressed sexually so when we actually have sex he goes wild t b q h
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>>5602618
>WTB slightly masc nerd with some bulk and a career
Yeah, I hear ya. All I need now is a career, but I'm working on it.
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which trip would you:

Marry,
Fuck,
Get Fucked by,
Cuddle,
Chill with,
Kill?
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>>5602618
i dont think myself flamboyant, i dont know, my bf says he doesnt like them either
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>>5602623
>>5602630
I can take a delay on career too. Really I just want someone who plans to turn this HO into a housewife, even if they can't immediately make that a reality.
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>>5602563
Lol did you guys watch The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
That Russian spy is literally my all wet dreams about a husbando coming true.
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>>5602639
none
none
senpai
none
none
all

tbqh
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>>5602644
You don't want a career? It'd make me feel uncomfortable if only my partner earned money, and I don't know that I could have someone who is just a housewife with no job.
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FUCKING CHRISTIAN FUCKING SCUMBAGS THEY ALL DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE IN A HOLE

GOD DAMN CUNTS I HOPE THEY ARE ALONE FOR THEIR WHOLE LIFE AND ARE SHUNNED AND BEAT ON FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES AND HAVE THEIR ANKLES MASHED INTO PASTE SO THEY HAVE TO CRAWL EVERYWHERE AND THEY ARE FORCED TO CRAWL AROUND LIKE A DOG ON BROKEN GLASS IN MINUS 30 DEGREE WEATHER AND LICK THEIR FOOD OF THE FUCKING GROUND LIKE A FILTHY DOG

THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5602644
Same MO here, but I'm actually working on being self-sustained to the point of minimal hours per week. That way, I can still be at home most of the time without literally relying on the husbando for finances or being fulfilled mentally or what have you.
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>>5602639
None,
Senpai,
Mostly Homo,
Rugby,
SP/Jupp,
You
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How would you react if you had a certain group of friends you hang out with very often, that you've known for years, but your new boyfriend doesn't get along well with the group at all.
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>>5602639
Irishanon
Irishanon
Irishanon
Irishanon
Irishanon
Circé
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>>5602693
I wouldn't bring my boyfriend around if I was planning on hanging with them.
Honestly, I know that for a lot of people they say they are okay with gays but really they aren't, they just say they are cos it's the correct thing to do nowadays. So honestly if I was hanging out with my boyfriend it would either be with other fags or jus me an him.
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>>5602651
At risk of getting a little dramatic, career day always stressed me out because the only thing I wanted to be when I grew up was 'happy'.

The idea of supporting someone else while they achieve their dreams, and doing something I enjoy like cooking, is much better than being stuck doing something I hate eight hours a day the rest of my life.

>>5602693
Why don't they get along? Figure that out first.
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>>5602604
Pocket Asian gays are gross. I prefer beefy men.
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>>5602713
Yeah, I know what you mean. I still don't know what I want or need to do in life apart from be happy, so I don't have a career set in stone yet. I just know that I want to make enough money to never have to worry about finances.
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>>5602721
what about beefy asian men
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>>5602724
>never have to worry about finances
Hence, marry someone with money.
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>>5602728
godly tbqh
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>>5602728
it's the eyes, just - no
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https://youtu.be/LVdSRO8xtGM
>tfw no obscenely screaming Russian powerlifting bf to comfort when he fails reps

BLAAAAYTTTT
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>>5602729
Or marry someone with potential to make money.
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>>5602728
Babyface and a pathetic beard (despite the dark hair!). Did early Homo Sapiens lose the gene for testosterone on their way to Asia or something?! This is ridiculous.
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>>5602736
>>5602729
>>5602724
>thinking money is everything
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>>5602736
And then divorce them when they earn their money and come up with a bullshit excuse that you helped them earn it. Take most of it and then marry someone more attractive with even more money making potential. Rinse and repeat
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>on my way to meet up with some friends at a resteraunt
>first time ive seen them for ages
>just realised i left all my cash at home

Oh fuck... how do i explain this to them?
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>>5602748
You got robbed
you forgot your wallet on the bus
or just tell them the truth and give them an IOU ahead of time.
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>>5602753

but like, do i message them now, bring it up the moment i see them, wait until we get to the resturaunt or just not mention it until we actually get the bill?
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>>5602741
pls no bully
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>>5602736
I said that earlier, thought it was implied, my b.

>>5602744
Don't get salty that you married a foreigner who wasn't even a wealthy oil tycoon.

>>5602746
No that's too far.
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>>5602758
Message them ahead of time, springing them on it while your there might make them go on the defensive. Have a good reason for not being able to go back home and get your wallet though, otherwise just tell them you'll be late because you forgot your wallet.
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>>5602760
the heart earrings really complete this #look
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>>5602761
>Don't get salty that you married a foreigner who wasn't even a wealthy oil tycoon.
JUPP
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH
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>>5602760
Half white. It's obvious from the nose and eyelids.
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>>5602746
That's called a Golddigger.
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>>5602762

hows this:
"im en route but i just realised i left my wallet at home, shit. "

but then what do i put after that? that ill pay it later? if i put "ill pay it tomorrow" then it sounds like im assuming someome else will pay for it
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>>5602760
rugby's twin brother?
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>>5602773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY
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>>5602774
You're en route (where you are right now), you'll be hours late if you had to go back now (reason for not going back to get the cash), and you're wondering if someone can pay your bill today and you'll repay them back ASAP (asking if someone can pay your end and you'll repay them for sure).
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>>5602775
Did you literally go back in time, buy a flip phone, open up that image on it, and save it in an even smaller size format, travel back to 2016, and post this small ass image?
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>>5602784
Ok:

im enroute, but i just realised i left my wallet at home like an idiot. if I go back ill be ~45min late. is it okay if someone covers my bill today and i can pay them back tomorrow? shit, im really sorry guys.

thx breh, im really autistic when it comes to these things
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>>5602728

omg what a hunk <3
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>>5602796
Yeah. Basically all you're trying to do is explain the situation to them, and provide accountability so that they're OK with paying your bill, knowing they're getting the money back. People like helping friends - but not friends who won't keep to their promises of paying things back or whatever.
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>>5602232

same tho
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>>5602693
I probably wouldn't go out with the new bf anymore. My friends are essentially extensions of myself, personality wise. We share a lot of the same tastes and opinions. I also greatly respect them and value their opinions. A bf not getting along well with them would be a huge red flag to me and I'd probably shut it down.
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What's the point of meeting friends in a hook up app...

Thats so stupid.
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>>5602857
The hookup app isn't exclusively for hookups, some people actually do make friends on it or whatever.

Unfortunately dating app devs are retarded and don't know how to limit options to really focus on being a hookup app tbqh.
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>>5602748
>>5602758
>>5602774
>>5602796
are people actually this socially defunct? Christ, life must be difficult af for you.
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Здpaвcтвyйтe тoвapищи, ктo хoчeт cocaть мoй хyй?

>>5602857

Friends you can fuck in the butthole later
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>>5602882
пepecтaть быть кaнaдcкий лягyшкa
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>>5602728

He looks kinda down syndrome to me desu
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>>5602889

дa ты чтo гyгл-тpaнcлeйт иcпoльзyeшь блaять иди нaхyй
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im so fucking scared, i was going to visit some friends in germany but ive been reading some terrible things of the refugees in the area near the town im going but now i dont know if ill go
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>>5602897
нeт
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>>5602889
is he being arrested?
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>>5602915

хaхaхa cyкa нихyя нe пoнимaeшь
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>>5602919
no he's just being transported by his company to the next venue where they are to perform and he didn't bother trying to look good tbqh
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>>5602693
I wouldn't bring him along and would occasionally choose to rather hang out with my bf than friends. He can at least fuck me and cuddle me and we can do stuff.
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>>5602907

Don't, the rapefugees will get you
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>>5602935
the thing is they told me is not super bad but none of the news is telling anything when something happens for fear they are labeled racists
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there's not enough good male audio erotica
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>>5602121
>tfw still haven't found the sauce of this gif
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>>5602945

Yeah and when your gay ass gets raped the police won't help you out of the fear of being labeled racist too
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>>5602959

G-give me a script?
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I talked a guy on grindr to bring me spicy soup from a mexican restaurant for my hang over.
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just had to read this bitch her miranda rights in the name of the lord
Won't he do it
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>>5602974
im more concerned about being stabbed
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>>5602996
Uguu, does that excite you, senpai. Nyan :3
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>>5602959
You're too true mate
>>5602996
He said he wanted good male erotica circé
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>>5603006

Stabbed in the ass
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>>5603011
>too true
Yeah, I have to resort to all this straight shit where the guy feels so insecure he needs to mention breasts, girls, and pussy every 20 seconds
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>>5603011

Why you gotta be like that family
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>>5603013
:(
>>5603017
that fucking sucks
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>>5603020
Get fucked Circé. Cunt
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>>5603013
>tfw senpai will never pull your hair back and threaten to stab you in the ass
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>>5603019
Oh Fuck me ... that sounds familiar Jesus but I guess all the audio is the same
>>5603020
Just joking around famagam
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>>5603017
At the moment it seems like Germany's plan is to import the entirety of Syria
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>>5603032
>Oh Fuck me
Alright, bruv
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>>5603017
Sorry my people had to fuck up Europe.

But hey, you love our Doner.
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>>5603038
Cheeky, keep it in your pants mate
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>>5603027

ugh no my insides hurts from drinking so much lately do you want to cuddle instead, I was make us some lunch

>>5603032

np bby iknoit
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>>5603031

Yeah I'm not really into rape play sorry senpai

You gotta want it
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>>5603039
Doner kebabs are pretty mint desu, but all good things must come to an end
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>>5603048
isn't all rape play wanted, technically speaking because that's where the play comes into effect
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>>5603042
No
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>tfw activating my lazy eye and looking up a guy while blowing him
>he freaks out

why does this happen I'm just trying to get some laughs
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What kind of soup should I get some spicy ass stuff with shrimp or the one with veggies?
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>>5603068
spicy
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>>5603051
You should however realise that the Turks in Germany are extremely stritct Muslims and refuse to integrate to your society.

Secular Kemalist Turks such as myself are able to integrate into society and be functioning and providing members. So basically, the Sunni scum are the biggest twats who should be stopped
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>>5603052

I mean you gotta show me you want it

>>5603068

Shrimp soup sounds gross. Probs made with them gross ass tiny frozen gross shrimp. Unless you live next to the ocean and it's made with big fresh ones I'd get veggie.
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>>5603077

>implying islam doesn't lurk beneath the skin of every turk

AROUND TURKS
EVIL LURKS
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>>5603088
Ive had too many things up my hairy bp to be considered Muslim
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>>5603077
everyone hates the sunni scum t b q h

if only I saved that comic
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>>5603078
>I mean you gotta show me you want it
If I tease you for a good hour will you then pull my hair senpai
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>>5603078
It's actually good and it's nice big shrimp. I've had it before, but I like the veggie too it's spicy. I'ma go with the shrimp since protein would be good for a hangover I think.
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>>5603099
He's too dark to be a Turk. He's most likely a k*rd
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>>5603077
>>5603092
Your type is much more malicious.
>Look at me guys! I'm shoving pork ribs up my butt, don't be afraid! I'm a tolerant sand person!
Then you eliminate the white race while they let their guard down.
Sneaky sneaky Tusken Raiders.
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>>5603057
Well at least post it then
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>>5603122
>I'm shoving pork ribs up my butt, don't be afraid!
tbqh you would probably end up contracting a disease before being able to eliminate any white people if you were actually shoving ribs up your butt
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>>5603116
>implying there is a difference
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>bf stays downstairs in the kitchen to 'read' all day long while he drinks wine instead of entertaining me, petting me, and giving me attention
At least Cat is in bed with me.
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>>5603135
you sound awful
your bf sounds ace
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>>5603104

Only if you're a good boy

>>5603135

Go nuzzle him or some shit
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>>5603135
>not going down there and sucking his dick
You sound awful
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>>5603135
Let me guess. You are the bottom bitch?
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>>5603153
>>5603146
anons go in
let this lazy bitch have it
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>>5603135
You're allowed to ask for the things you want in a relationship, you bitch.

>>5603144
Senpai I'll be a good boy.
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>>5603135
Why not go and drink with him? Get drunk and have sex. It's fun when you remember it.
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>tfw ridiculously attractive girl you've only talked to once adds on facebook

i'm nervous
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>>5603167
I'm hungover and the way he drinks annoys me. He drinks a glass of wine in an hour, while sipping slowly.

>>5603166
I did ask. He'd just rather read all day or whatever. But I guess I'm a spoiled brat so I'm just used to getting things I want.

>>5603153
We don't have anal sex. Also this top/bottom meme is so fucking annoying. All guys I've been with and me are versatile.

>>5603144
Eh.

>>5603139
At least I have a bf.
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>>5603166

Are you though

Are you rly

>>5603182

Become friend with her and take all the frustrated guys she friendzones

Be all like

>damn bro that sucks
>she doesn't see what a great guy you are
>your balls must be blue as hell lol
>m-maybe I could help you out...
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>>5603186
this is you right now faggot
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>>5603125
>Posts chink
Don't get me started on those.

>>5603195
You've been watching too many shitty men.com videos, you thirsty cunt.
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>>5603207
why do you keep posting pics of that fag? im sick of that face
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>>5603207
>Don't get me started on those.
Literally designated pee streets
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>>5603186
>We don't have anal sex. Also this top/bottom meme is so fucking annoying. All guys I've been with and me are versatile.
That is just what a bottom bitch would say! Now be a good boy and post a pic of your spread asshole babby. Imgur is your friend. Don't worry he won't find out and don't you just want to feel good and get him back for ever leaving you and doing other things with his time? :^)
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>>5603202

>I have grown deep into the scene

That means he's poz.
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>>5603211
everyone is honestly
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>>5603186
>We don't have anal sex. Also this top/bottom meme is so fucking annoying. All guys I've been with and me are versatile.
I bottom 90% of the time. total tops and bottoms do exist.
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>>5603245
>I bottom 90% of the time
>total tops or bottoms exist
Right and you're not one of them, correct?
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>>5603253
I like to think I'm a total bottom. But every now and then I want to fuck a guys ass up.
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>>5603245
They do exist, but people act as if switching up roles once in a blue moon or for experiments means you're no longer a "total X".

Bottoms do this shit A LOT. They act as if being the top every year of the rooster means they're verse.
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>>5603263
100% bottom ftw, pure golden race
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>>5603263
Well you aren't then but whateves
You do you
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>>5603268
>They act as if being the top every year of the rooster means they're verse.

kek

I mean it's probably better to tell a guy you're vers if you think you're gonna wanna fuck him eventually than to say you're a total bottom and then surprise your top bf by saying you want to stretch out his shitcunt
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Gaygen, how appropriate is it to ask your mister to adjust his diet just so he has better tasting cum?
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>>5603290

If you're swallowing his cummies daily then just go for it
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>>5603290
unless your mister(this word is weird) is a total cunt there shouldnt be any problem
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>>5603290
Just cook for him and alter it
>>5603293
This Too
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>>5603283
Well the top/bottom situation was supposed to be for preference. What do you prefer doing? Top? Ok, well that's what I assume you're going to want until you tell me otherwise. If you want to try otherwise, let's talk about it prior.

Now though people have overcomplicated all that shit, you gotta explain which % you've bottomed, which % you've topped, and which % you've just masterbated with someone else.

Like fuck me what happened to simplicity.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22N3Y-M0Zo
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>>5603301
>Well the top/bottom situation was supposed to be for preference. What do you prefer doing? Top? Ok, well that's what I assume you're going to want until you tell me otherwise. If you want to try otherwise, let's talk about it prior.

I wish most gays would understand this. It shouldn't be so difficult.
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>>5603301

I mean it's p easy to say "vers top" or "vers bottom"
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>>5603290
Tie him up and feed him pineapple
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>>5603268
soooooo how often do you need to top to call yourself vers
just checking my ratios
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>>5603305
>tfw into my opposites
>apparently even if you're into your opposites you wind up looking like them later on
stop this wild ride

>>5603314
tbqh the whole 'vers' situation was only started by bottoms who wanted to pretend as if they weren't total cock sluts.
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im quite proud of being a buttslut
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>>5603333
>quads
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>>5603333
quaddies
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>>5603333
Embrace it. Sex isn't anything to shy away from, become a slut.
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>>5603186
You sound like a mess, anon. Maybe you should just let him dump you already.

>>5603195
Senpai get real, I'm the best boy, so of course I'm also a good boy.
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>>5603365

Watching this from a far with proud tears in my eyes
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>>5603373
Shut up you failed tranny
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>>5603373
dont you have anymore food/drinks to choke on as usual
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>>5603365
i already am, but only for my bf
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>>5603319
You don't have to have sex at all to know what you are
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>>5603319
You're a bottom there's no point in even dabbling in fiction stories lad.
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Anyone have any experience being taller than average and a sub?
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>>5603406
Yeah me
It's OK if you like or don't mind manlets. If you have a strict preference for taller, good fucking luck
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>>5603320
I wouldn't say they become like you or you become like them it's more of a meld. You both turn into something equally becoming of both opposites into a merged identical identity. Picking up habits and expressions the other has.
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>>5603406
I hate being tall. 6' and I exclusively bottom. So hard to find a guy
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>>5603417
tbqh sounds awful
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>>5603398
yh and you think you are a top so why would i listen to u
>>5603402
t b h i think i was actually the bottom the majority of the times i have had sex
dont tell the qt twinks tho
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>>5603455
nigga u gayer than I am fite me 1v1
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do sub tops really exsist?

I think I am one and I want to know if it's a meme yet
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>tfw bf calls me his Lil cubcake
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>>5603475
idk

I did mess with this top once. It started out as just me playfully bullying him before sex but then he ended up tied to the bed as I rode him so who knows
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>>5603478

Aaaahhh, that's too cute <3
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>>5603478
>tfw used to get called his little muffin top
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>>5603478
He's telling you to call up Jenny Craig in a sweet way <3
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>>5603473
if im so gay why do i want to fuck ur asshole
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>>5603520
because it's a nice asshole?
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>>5603478
>lil
>cub

Not even a big bearrycake. Enjoy your manlet life
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>>5603532
>tfw always given condescending compliments like cute/cutie and adorable
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>>5603555
ur such a lil qt look at you trying to suck a dick aww can you even reach
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>>5603565
i'm a different anon, i'm not even short, i just look young
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>>5603528
ch-ch-ch-checkmate faggot
t o p s t a t u s = D E N I E D
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>>5603580
a top can have a nice asshole, thank you very much
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Dear gaygen what type of articles about the gay community would you be interested in reading?

Examples "The war raging between gay factions in the community that are bent on opposing each other:"

Do let me know of any other interesting gay related topics, not tripfag related please.
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>>5603589
and qt lil balls too
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>>5603619
None. I hate reading about the gay community. I hate reading about any community in general. Writing about groups is so fucking generic and boring, leave that shit up to trash like huffpo

I do however like reading about some people's lives.
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>>5603634
>on an /lgbt/ board
>posting in a gay community general thread
>hates the gay community
>isn't interested in articles about the gay community

I'm sorry friend, but it seems you're in the wrong neighborhood.
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>>5603619
one crazy trick to get a qt bf!!! what gg doesnt want you to know!!!!!!!
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>>5603644
back to buzzfeed you go friend
your stale memes can go too
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>>5603651
So you would read an article about how to find a lasting partner within the gay community. more specifically online?
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>>5603620
rude

>>5603655
>>5603651
this
nobody wants to read faggy articles about homos
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>>5603655
I'm here for personal research for a college project. I'm not part of any organization.
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>>5603667
Back to the University of Phoenix you go friend.
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>>5603667
One stupid faggot who needs to leave!
Ten shocking ways to get the fuck out
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>>5603677
I'm in a real university thankyou. I'm honestly just looking for something that is worthy of a good debate or discussion so that I may pass the class. If you don't want to participate in helping me develop any ideas I suggest you go about your business and stop badgering me.
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>>5603685
University of Phoenix is a "real" university too, don't be ashamed of your school friend.
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>>5603678
Actually another article I'm thinking of writing has to do with anonymity online and the brute force behind trolling and bullying.
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>>5603532
I'm 6'1 and he's 6'3.
That's why I'm the cubcake :)
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>>5603699
>tfw wish I was as tall as SP
that whole looking like each other over the years would be more possible if we were the same height.
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>>5603706
How tall are the both of you?
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>>5603706
Just take a baseball bat to the back of his knees and he'll be the same height as you.
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>>5603710
>SP
6'3"
>me
5'9"
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>>5603714
Oh wow I assumed you were taller
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>>5603706
Why?
It's easier for you to become beefy at your height.
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>>5603489

Hot

>>5603478

Cute but also disgusting

>>5603714

Height differences are kawaii
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>>5603735
True but sometimes it's like climbing a mountain when cuddling.
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>>5603747
That's never a bad thing.
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My soup finally got here. The guy even brought some ice cream.
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>>5603741
im 5,57 and my bf is 6,2 ( i had to ro use an online calculator, eurofag here)
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>>5603768
did you suck his dick as pyment
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>>5603747
So, just be the little spoon?
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>>5603741
senpai are you a sub top or a poutine sideways hill
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>>5603753
It is when you're trying to be big spoon. Either our pelvises are aligned and my face is against his back or my arms and chest are aligned and my pelvis is against his lower back and my knees are bent at his upper butt.
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>>5603778
That's the debate we have almost nightly. I don't want to be little spoon most of the time. I like being big spoon.
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>>5603786
Both of those sound great, don't know why you're complaining tbqh there's no need to be fucking him and making out with his forehead at the same time while cuddling
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>>5603768
And I bet you just told him to leave
He seems nice
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>>5603777
I paid him back and we're watching star gate. I dont think he wants to hook up. (Which is fine by me atm.)
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>>5603797
Nope. We're currently watching Stargate.
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>>5603772

Cute

does he give you piggy backs

>>5603779

Switch top
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>>5603820
Fucking cute
Keep us updated please, I like the sounds of this mate
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>>5603786
my mspaint drawing
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>>5603832
>Switch top
switch memers are the worst tbqh senpai
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>>5603796
>fucking him while making out with his forehead
lol wut?
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>>5603795
>won't let his taller bf big spoon him
>complains about jet packing

Poor sp
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>>5603832
he usually carries me on his back to bed when i fall asleep in the couch when we are watching a movie or something
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>>5603836
fixed the first drawing for proper scale
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>>5603845

Switch top is best desu

You never have to go through the nasty business of squirting water in your butthole but you get to enjoy both sides of being dominant and submissive

p much the master race

>>5603860

My heart has a boner
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>>5603857
I let him big spoon. I just don't prefer it because I cant' stand the feeling of breathing on my skin. I can't sleep when there is a brush of air every few seconds and then no breeze and then another breeze. It's distracting.

Our nighttime song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai7LqnrAxgU
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>>5603875
how can it be master race when it's laziest race tbqh
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>>5603872
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>>5603875
awww :)
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>>5603883

Okay but it's the opposite of laziest race bc as top you should be doing your best to please that bussy
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>>5603875
So does that mean if I enjoy both sub and dom sides of being bott that I'm a switch bott? These memes are advancing at a faster rate than I can handle.
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>>5603911

Ya but be careful cause lots of guys confuse vers and switch so only use switch if you're specifically talking about kink stuff
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>>5603920
Oh so, switch is in reference to the sexual activities of dom/sub, and then vers-top/bott refers to the position you prefer? Think I get it now.
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>>5603928

You got it bb congrats
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new thread:
>>5603936
>>5603936
>>5603936
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>>5602129
that's a german.
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>>5602156
>turkey
>communist influenced
wat?
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>>5602868

Yep, it is
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>>5602701
Why would your close group of friends say they were okay with gays but actually not be okay with gays, if their close friend was gay? what
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>>5602701
Cuck logics
I'm not friends with homophobic people
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