/mtfg/

good to see this general is just /b/ now

>>5589080
If you are literally serious I will let you drink my blood and eat my balls for $9,000 dollars.

>>5589069
Goddamnit

>>5589088
Nah, it's not /b/ until we have 2D pedophilia and furfaggotry.

>>5589088
nice gets xd
>>5589077
i'll try my best.

>>5589091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvwcH4XX6U

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>>5589076
Yeah. I don't necessarily like the ones that get super graphic, but I will admit, there is something weirdly appealing about the idea of someone lovingly beating me and cutting me. Here's to being a freak.

>>5589091
Sorry Kayla, I'm pretty sure you're going to need to pay for your own orchi.

>>5589083
I've actually tried to break up with them quite a few times cus I think I'm dragging them down and they're wasting their time with me

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>>5589088
Now? What? You've been gone a long time friend. To be fair though you haven't been to /b/ either or you wouldnt think that. /b/ is utter shit
>>5589064
Let me just ask the help fairy or my imaginary friend God
>>5589067
Sounds quite dreamy.. Never let them go!

>>5589037
>implying i'm playing the role properly, if at all
i'm terrible at larp
.>>5589062
>implying you don't pass
>>5589067
it just doesn't seem to be in the cards desu.
>>5589088
not enough gfur and YLYL

>>5589091
Hey, if you wanna pay for my srs I'm fine with that.
>>5589096
Try harder than your best.

>>5589092
She was cute, we were tipsy. She would quietly say some inappropriately real responses to the otherwise light playful flirting. There was a sort of time limit on our time together and I knew I'd never be able to address things the same way if I just left so I had to make some sort of move.

>>5589103
At least call a suicide hotline..

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>>5589102
I know how that is. You're probably great though don't sell yourself short

>>5589101
not if I get that lego job, I will get them to pay it for me

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>>5589068
I'm a twink sorry to disappoint ;~;

>>5589077
Maybe we're the same person
btw I'm keeping a dream journal now it's kinda cool idk

>>5589088
/b/ Is Reddit now sorry

>>5589111
And who told you to just kiss her ....
Also nice get

>>5589114
>that lego job
what? you're gonna work for Lego?

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>>5589117

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>>5589106
>>implying i'm playing the role properly, if at all
>i'm terrible at larp
Just meta-game it, this is clearly a Monty Hall campaign anyways.

>>5589108
i..don't know if that's possible. sorry. pls mercy.
>oddish will never drink your blood
why do i actually process these thoughts

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>>5589112
So they can tell me everything I already know
>>5589117
(You) I love zombie girl

>>5589117
Oh yah. Good point.
>>5589092
Shitposting and taking advice from Pookie was also essential.

>>5589106
y?

>>5589113
nah I'm worthless garbage and a human anchor that drags down anyone who gets near me

>>5589126
Are we not doing the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA any more, Mado? Or is the zombie different?

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>>5589128
Life eh

>>5589126
Mado pls

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>>5589131
do your ganbatte!!!

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>>5589130
She's not kami-chan or Jc so we good.

>>5589126
Well, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink I suppose. Is Noun the only issue at play here?

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>>5589111
>inappropriately real
C'mon, I wasn't THAT lewd ;~;

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>>5589119
It's too late for me Angie

>>5589126
Well I did get that image from you ><;;

>>5589135
If I get hired, down the road I will refer oryx and you if you want.

>>5589141
I didn't say lewd. It wasn't about lewdness.

>>5589117
I should keep a dream journal. I always wanted to, But just haven't. I forget my dreams really soon after waking up.
>>5589122
Do you actually want me to drink your blood

>>5589143
well thank you, i hope i have a future in programming ahead of me but i'd love to work for lego

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I've never understood people fetishizing cutting or cuts

but I guess you could say that about any fetish?

>>5589155
i mean without context, it'd just be fucking weird. so probably not since you'd probably find it more uncomfortable than anything. i would rather just swap saliva with you if you catch my drift bb.
real talk kissing aint my strong point. i'll just cuddle and shut up.

/mtfg/ would you go out to a nightclub?

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>>5589156
I'd imagine that there's programming work to be had with LEGO, what with their robot products and such. I don't know if robotics and embedded systems are the kind of programming you're interested in, though.

>>5589161
Sure, but can we go tomorrow instead of tonight?

>>5589158
Self-hatred perhaps

>>5589161
yeah come to london, hmu bb

>>5589161
If my friends dragged me along, they suck tho ;~;

>>5589171
this tbqh

why won't you drag me to a nightclub jormy?

>>5589161
no, only on request of people i trust.

I feel that all transition has done is made me a cute boy with a cup boobs. i'm taking 100mg of cypro a day and my dick won't die. i'm too tall to be a girl, and my hair is in the in between stage of length so its like a weird looking bob.

i'm full time and no-one looks at me in weird, disapproving, or 'check out the freak' sorta ways, i don't know if i pass or not, i don't think i do, but because i'm not a hon, i don't draw obvious attention. i carry myself well and don't freak out or look nervous. i dress nicely and not overly fem. it seems if you're attractive and feminine you can get away with doing anything. women and men check me out. it's a weird feel. it isn't necessarily a bad feel. it plays on my mind though. what do i do?

>>5589161
Only if it is full of chasers that want to suckle my gt.

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>>5589161
I don't like loud music, crowds or drinking, so it'd have to be a rather unusual kind of nightclub for me to be interested.

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>>5589134
Mew
>>5589138
For the most part, its really just all the feelings I had before I met him coming back with a vengeance.
>>5589142
I'm best poster confirmed
>>5589158
Gotta hate yourself enough

>>5589181
itkf ;_;

my dick has always been dead tho so idktf about that

>>5589156
>i have a future in programming ahead of me
but why? why why why does every mtf go into programming?

>>5589161
I want to try my luck at this place but I need someone to go with so I don't get raped in the parking lot. Its a trans themed club and restaurant and they have a "trannies drink free" night

>>5589181
If you're okay with it and everyone around you seems okay with it, isn't it okay?

>>5589162
the only robots i'm interested in are AIs, sadly

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>>5589191
fuck, forgot pic

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>>5589120
>tfw no gear in monty haul campaigns
>>5589128
i'm just a sad sack desu. nobody wants a sadsack gf.
>>5589161
i'd probably just stand in the corner and drink, then go home early.

>>5589195
I like qt cyborgs that will pound my bp.

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>>5589155
You should try it ! If you just lay in bed for a few minutes and gather your thoughts and memories it's easier to not forget
>>5589161
no
they wouldn't want a gross thing there anyways t b h
>>5589188
>I'm best poster
Almost...
>>5589200
it u
it's also me

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>>5589161
I used to be a regular at the local afterhours. Pic absolutely related, had way too many pills in my time.

>>5589202
i want to romance a robot, not a fuckbot

>>5589204
i hate that pic because its so accurate, like fucking scary accurate.

>>5589198
i dont get it

are the servers trannies? or flamboyant drag queens or something?

>>5589161
It would all have to depend on how I'm feeling at the time.

>>5589204
This will be me at a party in the future.

>>5589204
>that girl looks like a lesbian. would she date me? that would prove i'm a real girl
>my bra is giving me a boner
I really don't understand these

>>5589216
I guess both. They have a drag night but I just want to try a week night and see if i can score some cock. I should just get plain water and act wasted if a guy talks to me so I can get some quick dick, plus the thought of a guy thinking I am drunk so he can take advantage of me is hot

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>>5589213
>>5589225
Me too

>>5589226
1: Lesbians only date girls
2: Bras rub against your nipples esp if they're cheap or not fitted well and can cause arousal if you're really sensitive or agp

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>>5589204

>>5589204
>tfw this is my future if I actually had friends who invited me to parties
my weekends are always me cooped up in my room trying to forget my loneliness.

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>>5589238
Because you haven't done this yet

>>5589237
>Me too
wait wait wait
you started hrt before puberty, you can't relate to the plight of later transitioners like me

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>>5589237
Actually no, it won't, I won't even get to the part.
No one wants me around to be honest, I'm repulsive.

>>5589204
>oh wait, i forgot my feet are fucking huge
too close to home, pooks
>>5589238
>dysphoria.png

>>5589237
1: yeah but lesbians won't want to date you if you have a dick
2: wow thats never happened to me ever

>>5589241
>my weekends are always me cooped up in my room trying to forget my loneliness.
OH MY GOD ARE YOU ME?

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>>5589237
stop giving kayla attention

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>>5589191
I really don't know, it is kind of weird isn't it. Maybe I should have stayed a geologist (although even then my work was just running computer simulations, so it really wasn't a big shift; I was never much of an outdoors person so I didn't really gravitate towards anything that required fieldwork).

>>5589249
that applies to pretty much anyone born after 1980 you idiot

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>>5589244
I still experience dysphoria and started HRT midway through puberty but yeah, you're kind of right.
>>5589248
Hasn't happened to me either just explaining it lol
>>5589250
O-okay
>>5589246
I'd go to a party with you Kuppy
They're boring though t b h

>>5589255
>1980
wut

>>5589204
>why am i taller than everyone
jdimsa

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>>5589250
that face pic is now 3 years old and at the height of my repression
here have a recent one on the house

>>5589192
well i want to look more like a girl. i don't trust my trans friends saying i pass. everyone genders me correctly, my voice passes on the phone, its sorta neutral and light and airy in person. shop assistants don't gender me so i'm obviously just too androgynous to risk being offended.

my mother constantly says i need to change my hair because it'll make elderly relatives i don't even see gender me correctly because my hair is too similar to before i came out to them (which was a month ago and i've been transitioning for 4 months so go fucking figure).t i want longer hair, i used to have it but shaved it off a year ago in a repressive fit. you can't style it well while growing it. honestly, she just sorta wants to play dressup/hair sylist with me as a living doll. its creepy as fuck.

i need to get better at makeup but i hate wearing lipstick. i think most people assume i'm either mtf, a femboy, a soft butch dyke or ftm because i'm so damn ambiguous, either way i'm some kind of gender role bending fag... and i just want to be a normal girl. its a mixture of frustrating and upsetting

>>5589249
Probably lol

My only interactions with people are one guy who talks to me during one of my lectures (never talk to him outside of lecture) and the occasional text conversation from my one good friend from HS. I guess I'm just really inept at socializing. None of this other stuff helps it

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>>5589188
I do though, or at least I used to

I only stopped cutting myself more than half a year ago

it felt good sometimes but it never gave me pleasure like that

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>>5589250

>>5589262
>you're kind of right
Thanks for realizing it. You are so lucky, I don't even know why you hang out here since you are basically a cis girl. Go and live your life and don't get sucked into this thread, its an addiction.

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>>5589266

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>>5589192
No, because if people still think of you as a man what was it all for?

>>5589266
Do you own a light?

>>5589280
that pic is pre hrt and a year old

>>5589282
this entire house is from 1899 so no overhead lights.

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>>5589262
You wouldn't, I'd just be an annoyance like I am where ever I go.

>>5589265
Fuck this shit, why couldn't I have been a more normal height? My brothers and parents are.

>>5589266
whoa you got really pale :)

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>tfw no drug fueled degeneracy to blow off steam
;~;

who here /6 foot/ club

>>5589269
If you're only four months into transition you probably will have a lot more changes from HRT, which will help. Beyond that, I guess just do your best with whatever you think would help.

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>texting guy friend about shitty weather
>mention tfw no bf to watch a fire with
>he laughs and says he cuddled with his gf last night and how great it was
pls kill me why are boys so mean

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>>5589291
We need to invest in NASA, we've tried all the best drugs on Earth, now we need to meet aliens who deal space drugs.

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>>5589243
Awoo!

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>>5589277
>since you are basically a cis girl
I don't see it, but thank you.

Also it's too late for me. My whole day is literally shitposting
It really is an addiction

>>5589288
noooo we'd hang in the back and I'd drink all the punch lol

>>5589300
<3~<3

>>5589299
>not going full shulgin and making your own

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>>5589299
i second space drugs

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>>5589299
Earth drugs are perfectly acceptable with a big enough sound system.

>>5589296
They are not mean on purpose, they are oblivious to a girls needs, hence why men always forget special dates and stuff.
>tfw hrt made me like super observant of anniversaries

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>>5589250
If you even mention her name, you feed her ego. Pretend she doesn't exist and ignore her instead.

>>5589291
>tfw when always stoned.

>>5589309
kayla pls go that's bs, he has a history of teasing me like that

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>>5589303
I'd probably end up shoving glass and rat poison in my drugs

>>5589305
Yep, hopefully I have enough time to try all the Earth drugs too.

>>5589308
Yeah sure but aren't you curious what aliens could be dealing?

>>5589302
You'd enjoy it more if you left me in the back and hang out with rest.

>tfw you will never heal a tanks cock with your mouth

>>5589321
trip on Cartman

>>5589321
Anonymous please.

>>5589321
i did it when i was 16, it was pretty fun

>>5589323
h-healling is a r-respected c-class choice

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>>5589291
summer desu

>>5589305
>>5589299
thirded
>tfw you'll never engage in diplomacy with an alien race by exchanging dank drugs with them

>>5589321
tfw you're the erp slut of your raid group

>>5589281
For me at least, I'm happy that at least I'm no longer getting any more masculine. It's nowhere near ideal, but I'd rather fail and end up an androgynous boy-with-boobs thing than not try and continue to be the way I had been before.

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>>5589319
I'm curious, but I know full well that I'd just want them to sell me some LSD and MDMA for mixin'
Fuck, I'm seriously starting to crave some beats.

>>5589327
But I want rave now ;~;

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>>5589142
That wasn't me pookie

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>tfw you send lewd pictures to your gf and she ignores you

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>gt and nuts all sweaty and smells strange, like sugared salmon
what the literal fuck, its not even hot and I am only in panties and a cami so I am not sweating

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>tfw you will never do space drugs with gem, elanna and kuppy

>>5589327
I wonder what it would cost for space drugs though

>>5589332
Alright, let's prepare an /mtfg/ drug rave

>>5589339
We can do regular drugs, anon.

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>>5589343
OK to both of those

>>5589329
true but desu i felt like i've progressed so fast... i wasn't gonna go fulltime until at least a year, i wasn't gonna date for 18 months and i wouldn't afford rhinoplasty for a year, but i pulled fulltime at 2 months, a secure, long term relationship at 2 months and miscalculated the price for the rhinoplasty and got it at 4 months. can't i just be a girl already?

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>>5589339
>tfw ur not invited

>>5589336
oh....

>>5589338
your tinkler is producing girl juices now
and also you probably need a shower

>>5589347
You are underage and jailbait.

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>>5589343
>>5589339
You, me, this summer, Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1i6zROVAOI

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>>5589351
Drugs are illegal to all though, anon

>>5589355
>assumptions
depends on where you live.

>>5589354
don't make promises you can't keep ;)

>>5589354
can I come?

>>5589357
Just take me with you okay....

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>>5589361
Mayb. I could drive us all.

>>5589347
maybe you should move up a state :3

>>5589339
>tfw you will never play life is strange with anon

>>5589348
I bathe every day, and yeah, the line gowing down my gt has gotten wider since starting progesterone and now there are little droplets forming down the line all the way down my sack, its actually literally freaking me out and making my stomach churn
has anyone else had this? I never thought tissue on the gt would change

>>5589365
WELL YOU COULD BUT
i dont really want to post my steam on here

>>5589345
Everyone is welcome, unless you are a massive cunt (you know who I am talking about)

>>5589347
You can come Pookie

>>5589354
Alrighty, just don't don't let me OD or something.

>>5589366
>there are little droplets forming down the line all the way down my sack
huh must be your vagina growing in

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>>5589363
I love Temmie
>>5589366
I have the same thing
>>5589365
maybe you should hmu at AX :3

>>5589369
T-thanks

>>5589161
i think i might go out dancing this weekend as a girl for the first time actually, instead of doing the threesome thing. idk the idea is skeeving me out a little now. i'm too pure for this

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finally worked up the courage to post myself. please don't hugbox. :')

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>>5589372
tem is cute!

>>5589366
it was unusually warm today
shower your sweaty balls, lol

>>5589374
>tfw too ugly and unpassable to ever go out dancing

ITT: Drug lords
pls im trying to remain a pure maiden here

>>5589366
>now there are little droplets forming down the line all the way down my sack
you are going to be the kind to self lube after srs, I hate you

>>5589372
Me 2!
>>5589369
I don't think I was a massive cunt, no.

>>5589379
>hontrash
get out of here Fly

>>5589391
>implying anyone will put a knife on miss cock

>>5589388
Please, you're less pure than me

>>5589397
Then you are welcome

>>5589406
yay

>>5589366
Have you encountered any windows or walls lately?

>>5589401
Well I am getting an orchi as soon as I finish setting up my healthcare and i want srs bad so yeah, its going bye bye
I always wanted a vagina, and to wear panties the right way is a dream of mine

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Tfw your bf sticks a huge needle in your butt :')

>>5589410
>to wear panties the right way is a dream of mine
mine too tbqh

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>>5589357
Hey, I'm gonna be there, I can totally keep that promise. I need me some psytrance.

>>5589358
Yeh :D

>>5589369
I'll show you the ropes familia

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>>5589381
>>5589397

>>5589413
Whoa ur bf has a skinny dick ??

>>5589413
>you will never hold angies hand during injections
killme

>>5589410
>and to wear panties the right way is a dream of mine
This honestly sounds agp

>>5589406
but you dont know what i look like
and i dont know what you look like

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hey nerds, how does one stop their face from looking fat? I weigh like 120lbs at most, but for some reason my face looks like I'm 200 easy.

also I have an eating disorder so that explains why my weight is a bit low, but not why my face looks so fat

>>5589417
Haha top prank
No, it's from the e shot

>>5589423
your face isnt fat
you are insane

>>5589423
hi faye

>>5589423
Your face doesn't really look fat to me, just long.

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>>5589409

>>5589423
you just have a big jaw :')

>>5589425
It's cute he does it for you

>>5589419
being upset that you dont have a vagina is now agp?

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So I'm back from the hospital.

>tfw slept for 15 hours
>got asked all sorts of questions including about my sexuality
>told them I'm confused but that I've had mostly boy crushes throughout my life
>they asked what's the difference between me and a gay male
>told them about dysphoria
>6 people looking at me in a room and asking me very personal questions including what positions I enjoy during sex
>was nervous and shaking the whole time

They wanna test me for being intersex too but they said I might get surgery papers in about a year.

>>5589419
Its agp to be sick and tired of having a tumor between my legs?

>>5589414
I know right, I want to feel the little pad that is sewn on all panties the way I should be feeling it

>>5589427
>those cheeks
>that chin
>that double chin

>>5589428
who

>>5589429
>tfw cursed with big chin and perpetual bed hair
my face isn't super long tbqh

>>5589433
y-yay german heritage

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>>5589415
thx senpai
See you in Canada, whenever that day comes.

>>5589440
Legit where's the double chin?

>>5589418
No kill

>>5589435
It was awful in the beginning.
He wasn't very good with needles

>>5589440
you don't know what a double chin is do you

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>>5589438
Is this what happens in Europe
wtf

Also I'm not anon anymore sorry to let u down
>>5589440
I mean it's not that long yeah
And bed head can be fixed

>>5589440
You're being silly you dont look fat at all

>>5589438
sounds like a horror story excep that everything turned out ok in the end

>>5589448
kissme just sounds too inappropriate.
it's probably a good thing he's not good with needles otherwise thats a questionable past. i mean its bad for your butts sake but yeah.

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>>5589451
>>5589452
>>5589447
here

also I've got an underbite that accentuates my chin but idk how to fix it aside from giving the dental jew all my money

>>5589453
kek, you have really high standards for fatness then

>>5589456
Well he's gotten better with it now but he still freaks out when he gets blood drawn.

>>5589459
That's what everyone has when they pull their head back, dummy.

WOW will someone pls pay attention to me

>>5589453
>that tripcode

>>5589461
d'aw. he sounds cute. i hope he fills the cuddle quota. my ex used to help me take out stitches after i had my implants but i don't do injections as i am bad with needles too.

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>>5589452
Yeah I guess. And I don't care about that.

>>5589455
Life's a horror story so I'm used to it. The place was like an underground lobotomy facility and I have to go regularly from now on.

>>5589419
I'm agp, but kayla makes me cringe

>signing up for college again tonight
>they put my registration time to fucking 10pm
why

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>>5589465

>>5589469
I want to do implants but I'm scared of that shit.

>>5589471
;_; im here for you if you ever want to talk

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>>5589462
what about the fat rolls on my stomach dumbass

>>5589481
>fat rolls
you serious nigga?
your ribs are showing

>>5589481
blueboard senpai

>>5589465
OK.
>>5589466
you get impressed by the most pointless shit. i wish i was capable of such easy happiness.
>>5589479
i'm pretty resistant to the anaesthetic. it felt like mildly uncomfortable but it was still a lot easier in the longrun. i also have a fixation for fiddling with stitches, which is awkward.
>>5589481
ur not fat, idiot. i can sympathize with the chin doe.

>>5589479
Oh oh do the Transumbilical boob job, that's the one I am getting, only a tiny cut in the belly button and they look fabulous, no ugly stitches on the boobs

Watch the vid and just fast forward, this guy is an hour drive from me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luNahOEvqco

>>5589484
I have a penis so it's legal :^)

>>5589483
>
then what about the fat roll under my piercing? Got ribs there?

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>>5589471
Why'd you have to go anyways
To get a script?

>>5589465
(You)

>>5589492
Boobs are haram

>>5589492
that isnt a roll, that is your stomach
if you are seriously going to be this deluded please leave
it was bad enough with rawr

>>5589488
life of a sperg m8

>>5589483
>>5589498
give her some time to develop her style of crap posting and she may just blossom into a faye

>>5589501
u do u

>>5589441
Sure thing, be there. :3
Also
>tfw you spot your ex in a video taken at a rave

>>5589497
but they're not female boobs as long as I have a penis tho, at least that's what the cute guys tell me

>>5589498
o-ok I'm getting nauseous anyway

>>5589506
nah i'm gonna go back to seedy

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>>5589480
Thanks anon but I already use this board as some sort of evil therapist I make confessions to.

>list problems
>told to go kill myself

>>5589494
To get a pardon paper for the army which otherwise has enforced conscription.

Also to get papers that confirm I'm trans and viable for genital surgeries including orchi and SRS.

>>5589514
No I meant you can talk to me anytime, you have me added outside of here

>>5589514
>list problems
>told to go kill myself
thats refreshingly honest
killing yourself is the whole point of real life experience

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>5589465
hi anon!!

how are you doing
>>5589368
honestly I haven't even finished it myself yet

I have it on the ps3 though

I could watch you play?

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>>5589517
Are you maggy or?

>>5589521
Yeah, I'm glad it's that way. Negative attention lets me indulge my self loathing.

>>5589522
fug >>5589465

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>>5589508
>tfw can't do this until like 2-3 years in the future.

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>>5589514
Sounds shitty
didn't know you were still required to enlist where u live

>including what positions I enjoy during sex
Why do they need to know this though

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>>5589535
It's ok kuppy, someday we can be rave sluts together, don't let your dreams be dreams.

Mtfg changes people from nice to awful.
Looking at you elanna and maddie

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>>5589542
Gonna get me a qt Canadian lumberjack or a qt Canadian grill.

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>>5589543
But both of them are sweet people
I was always awful t b h

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>>5589538
To see if I'm submissive and to determine wether or not I still want to retain use of my penis.

If someone tells them yes and that they like to top and all that shit it contradicts with genital dysphoria. So far I think I've made a strong case but I wasn't entirely truthful.

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>>5589542
and me!

>>5589542
>rave slut
i want to be this so bad, i love the music so much

>>5589543
its true sheen was the nicest person ever and now she is worse than hitler

>>5589555
>Remy
>https://youtu.be/Pzz4Z-O7710?t=27
AY! AY! AY! AY! AY!

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>>5589543
Honestly, I can't even argue with you. I've genuinely become a worse person since I started posting here.

>>5589522
I already played through it but you're welcome to, sure.

I need to get in with the Skype group already...

>>5589530
your lis buddy

>>5589564
1 7 3 8

>>5589543
what did i do >.>

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>>5589553
What a terrible system jesus
Hope your case gets approved, sucks you have to go through that though.

>>5589558
Teach me how to dance

>>5589564
what on earth is happening rn

>>5589566
gosh elanna how many others have you raped now?

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I want to force ad and Pookie into a tickling fight

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>>5589572
>tfw maddie won't respond to me

>>5589580
ad? who is ad?

>>5589550
How are you terrible, Pookie? You're nice

>>5589566
How so?

>>5589572
Nothing desu, you're a pretty cool person desu

tfw no one to cum all over my face and tits

>>5589584
the cutest trip here

post more fetty wap desu

>>5589566
ugh iktf, too. it's sad cos you often seem to be trying to brighten threads so i like you. i would understand if you needed to take breaks or even leave tho. so many ppl do.

>>5589591
I highly doubt it

>>5589588
tfw no bf to make me swallow every drop of his seed, then pt me on the head for being a good girl and pick me up so we can go cuddle on the couch

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>>5589578
I haven't raped anyone, I just am aware of the fact that I've become a lot nastier, jaded and cynical. This isn't a healthy place.

>>5589555
Nice trips. You can come too, but I'd rather go to the UK to rave desu
>>5589558
Don't let your dreams be dreams, slap on that raver gear and get out on the dancefloor bb.

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>>5589587
Too many reasons to list t b h
I'm sure some anons could tell you

>>5589580
I'd lose

>>5589600
sick, i know a few good raves we can go to

>>5589598
tfw had a bf that did exactly that but he's gone

>>5589604
I'm sure some of those are false/exagerrated

>>5589609
Awesome, will the Queen be there? I'd love to rave with her.

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>>5589593
I honestly try to, but I used to do it a lot more than I do now, a lot of my posting lately has been needlessly confrontational and nasty. I probably need to take a break, but this place has become an outlet for trans feels, so I think I'd find it hard to stay away.

>>5589609
What kinda music? :3

>>5589587
Idk, see above.

>>5589614
maybe prince harry, but not the queen ;_;

>>5589616
drum and bass?

>>5589614
All true senpai ....

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>>5589600
i wish i had the confidence to
>>5589573
sure im pretty good at it actually

I think I might be asexual. I love people but I never want to do anything lewd with them.

>>5589616
You don't come of as nasty desu

>>5589617
Get in with a royal ;3

>>5589619
Don't let anons get to you.

>tfw u get maamed over the phone
good shit desu

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Anyone know how Ricky is doing today after last night? Havent seen her post unless I havent beeb lurking long enough today.

>>5589553
>>5589530
>>5589514
>>5589471
>>5589438

>>5589627
these are all her .-.

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>>5589490
That video is terrifying, especially when he starts violently jerking the tube around and the skin from her belly button to her breast gets pulled up, I didn't think skin acted like that outside of hentai. Stitches don't seem so bad now...

>tfw all you wanna do is play yume nikki with out crying

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>>5589622
Hey, I don't have the confidence to either, that's part of why I do drugs when I go to raves. That's hardly good advice though.

>>5589617
I'd be down, north american drum and bass is boring so I don't really like it, but the UK scene seems amazing.

>>5589625
I have my moments of nastiness.

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>>5589626
I have gotten that my entire life it's kinda strange even way before transition
>Tech support lady female pronouns me and asks for my name
>Gave my legal name and not trying to soften my voice at all
>Lady gets confused for a few moments and comments that I have a weird name because it's male
>Still keeps female pronouning me

I wanna put on a cute outfit but last time I had an emotional breakdown help

>>5589637
post voice.

>>5589636
To Cartman and Kayla maybe
and to be fair they were being dicks themselves.

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>>5589622
O-okay
what do I do

>>5589625
>Don't let anons get to you.
Too late t b h

>>5589643
Well uh
Don't let them get to you any furtherm, ok

>>5589641
It sounds like shit though

>>5589636
>don't have confidence
>do drugs
nooo
I just avoid the social situations altogether

>>5589647
so does mine. i'm curious.

>>5589631
Oh.

>>5589636
noice, we can go to bassmans birthday bash, its a pretty big annual rave and its literally 2 stops on the train from me ;3

Reminder to not let envy ruin potential friendships.

>>5589653
who me?

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>>5589643
i learned a lot of what i know from parties in high school and practicing in my room to loud music
>>5589636
i dont know where to get drugs reallly anymore, usually my friends just gave them to me ;w;

>>5589643
hi pookie

>>5589490
terrifying and the end result looks awful.
>>5589653
its hard.
>>5589631
>reading these posts
what the fuck

>>5589653
>current year
>having friends

>>5589657
Hi maddie !!

>>5589658
>what the fuck
why though

>>5589650
Yeah.

awoo.

>>5589649
I tried to make a thing in guy voice and I sound so gay, I'm the fucking gayest.
How long have I sounded like this what the fuck this is not what I imagined this sounded like at all
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zIcINMeM8f

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>>5589648
Oh ;~;
I'm not sure what the easy fix is then

>>5589651
Don't keep promises you can't keep, this sounds sick.

>>5589655
I havn't bought drugs in quite a while at this point, but I bought my drugs mail order on agora. I'm sure there's some other tor site up right now for computer savvy people looking to buy drugs through the mail, I'm probably going to go searching in a bit.

>>5589642
Honestly, I wouldn't have done that when I first came here, I was pretty non-confrontational.

>>5589665
idk ricky is like, being attacked with invasive questions and i feel uncomfortable for her
>>5589666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XuLUBmHiMs

>>5589653
How do you not let depression ruin relationships?

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>>5589666
awoo'd

>>5589668
it's because it's a very soft tone. you're also making me miss having the accent.
>>5589673
ty, you have paid your dues to baal. now let's amke out.
>>5589677
:')

So if I'm 18, have a NW2 hairline, and am on 200mg spiro, .5mg dutas, and 6mg progynova, how much(if any) hair should I realistically expect to come back?

>>5589681
What accent do you think I have? I have been told it's many different things over time lol.

>>5589681
E Y E C O N T A C T

>>5589686
Finasteride and topicals else not much if anything.

>>5589672
Perhaps that is the effect this place has.
Doesn't make you a bad person though.

>>5589677
Hey Jormy, can I have some awoo pics?

tfw when tit pain comes back

>>5589687
australian?
>>5589688
..soooon. what comes after that?

>tfw gross unpassing hon if I try to pass as female
>tfw my fetish is AAP
>tfw living as a cute fem guy with boobs instead because that's more achievable
>tfw I'm a girl, trapped in a boy's body, living as a femboy because it gets me off
Wow. Anybody else know this feel?

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>>5589690
w-what do you want them for?

>>5589668
>that aussie accent
W E W
E
W

>>5589672
im a man of my word, i'll go into specifics tomorrow :^)

>>5589695
No purpose
I just think they're cute :3

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>>5589666
I've done this before but devil trips so I have to oblige

http://vocaroo.com/i/s113uvo60Wqp

>>5589693
Dang you got it in one. People here have asked if I'm american or other crazy europe places before so I was curious :V

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>>5589673
>being attacked with invasive questions
Not really, just curious about what happened. If she posted about it in the first place I assume she wasn't uncomfortable talking about it

Don't get how she's being attacked either lol

>>5589666
https://clyp.it/15kbl5a4
stale awoo

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>>5589702
How do you have such a cute voice?

>>5589693
idk, YOU apparently wanna make out. i just wanna watch movies and cuddle.
>>5589702
no i mean in her greentext.

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>>5589691
>tfw almost exactly a tear on mones
>havent felt boob pain in almost half a year or more
JUST

>>5589702
>>5589699

These cute Awoo

>>5589706
im going on year 6 now. it comes and goes over the years. im pleasantly surprised to still be getting growth this far in

.... though mine still havent gotten all that big yet :(

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>>5589698
here u go

>>5589706
I know that feeling. No pain, barely even the occasional itch. I guess it's for the best if I don't get un-hideable breasts before getting to the point where I feel comfortable with people knowing that I'm transitioning (definitely not until after laser), but...

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>>5589705
OH oops sorry I feel really bad now l-lol
Yeah though those doctors sound insane likeee

>>5589704
Uhmm idk I haven't practiced yet .-.

>>5589707
>img

>>5589699
>>5589702

you are spared.
>>5589700
it's because of how you say words like 'why', 'hey' and 'whatever'. they are pretty key words on the accent. i lost mine when i started to be more formalized and now i can't slip back into being a 'real' person. i can be emotive but it's generally monotone. i don't know how that works, but that's how it is. it's hard to unwind.
>>5589705
only in my wildest fantasies. in actuality i would be happy with just those two. but i guess eye contact is a normal thing too, i'll try. i've never really maintained eye contact with anyone in an informal manner for more than a few seconds, but when i'm in a meeting i kinda just stare and pretend i'm being more attentive than i really am.