Mtfg: Delusional Edition

>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

>>5588279
You guys are so funny.

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>tfw literally nothing helps the fact that u have man hands

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Show me your war face, mtfg

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>>5588276
Will that continue now that we have a new thread?

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>>5588279
>tfw your life isn't a delusion

>>5588268
>tfw when bi but absolutely HATE body and facial hair


looks like i'll never be getting a bf

>>5588286
Autism.

>>5588276
only 7 more minutes. you can do it for me bb.
>>5588277
i'm scared of choosing 'wrong' even though i know we'll watch them all regardless. slap me.
>>5588280
ffs isn't going to fix what's inherently wrong in your head, you fucking idiot. but you wouldn't leave anyways and we both know it.
>>5588294
get me drunk first.

>>5588292
Well you are full time so the complaining from you is pretty silly considering how well transition going for you.

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>>5588296
Keep posting my waifus and find out

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>>5588292
You could wear oven mitts at all times.

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>>5588301
But we can't drink together

>>5588302
Just stop it

>>5588301
>get me drunk first.
how about high

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>tfw people say you look like a girl but you just cant see it.

Send help

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>>5588286
iktf senpai

>>5588302
get a grip

>>5588305
naughty. six minutes.
>>5588302
level with me for a second, kayla. tell me the truth. your needs to always shift things back on yourself in the woe is me is just a persona, right? if you're legitimate in your actions, i would actually just advise suicide. you've been doing this shit for fucking years. give it a break. go outside for once.
>>5588307
i'll visit and wear a mask to hide my shame.
>>5588310
dude weed lmao (it doesn't really do anything for me.)

>>5588292
Black gloves kind of help, I think?

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>>5588279
>tfw just woke up but want to go back to sleep

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>>5588305
Kay.

Do you think it would mess anything up to get ffs (specifically jaw work, etc.) while you have invisalign or braces? Would it change what the orthodontist has to do to get everything straight? I felt too awkward to ask about it at the ortho today.

>>5588301
Were gonna wtch computer hearts or whatever you already picked.

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>>5588313

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>>5588316
You will not wear a mask

>>5588319

>>5588292
>>5588306
Hehehehe. Oh that was funny.

>>5588292
Too bad. Also acrylic nails are a big no-no.

http://www.laweekly.com/news/5-ways-to-spot-a-porn-star-at-the-airport-adult-entertainment-expo-edition-2529180

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>>5588316
A parting gift
>>5588321
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>tfw not sure if delusional af or if you're getting hugboxed or if people are just really shit at gendering you

>>5588313
>>5588325
u 2 are cute

>>5588328
Thanks for the (you) senpai

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>>5588319
iktf

why did I stop being a neet, I just want to caccon myself and rest for days

>>5588329
i heard that they ruin ur nail bed over time ;_;

>>5588316
no
mescaline

>>5588324
sounds good to me. let's take turns picking movies, we'll go back-and-forth inbetween.
>>5588328
i will until you get me drunkk.
>>5588330
you were one minute shy but fine. glad you could hold out on your degeneracy for so long.
>>5588339
show franku proper respect. you better be damn appreciative.

>>5588342
mescaline is the menliest of all drugs.

>>5588341
i want to finger ur butt

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>>5588299
:^)

>>5588340
>tfw gotta end the neet life in nine days
Help me purge dysphoria before then

>>5588344
But I am

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>>5588350

>>5588319
I woke up at 2am because I had nightmares

good night /mtfg/
gonna go practice my voice which i totally need to be more disciplined about

>>5588342
i don't think that's safe in my condition but i appreciate the offer, anon. i've been trying to stray from tainting my body with degeneracy either way. i'll be getting my highs from the beauty of life and friendship. i hope you'll be ok getting high alone.
>>5588350
those toes scare me.
>>5588362
i cant wait until i get a voca in 20XX. night.

sheen passed away last night from nightmares

>>5588188
kill yourself you retarded faggot

>>5588344
K I'm down with that

>>5588364
>20XX
what are you implying lol, it will be this year... i swear!

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>>5588351
im sorry ;~;

>>5588348
Just don't loose a nail in there.

Sheen is cute. Where is sheen from??

>>5588369
thank god. i wish i didn't get needless anxiety over the little things but that's life.
>i will never be truly entirely docile
it hurts. escapism from responsibility is paradise.
>>5588373
it's not easy. from what you've told me you've got a long way to go. i sure as hell won't be ready for a long time either because i don't have the privacy and it hurts to strain my lungs and chest in general as of late.
>>5588383
qld.

>>5588307
>Just stop it
stop what? people who are full time have no right to complain here. Do you even know how it feels to be the only person here not full time? Its horrible.

>>5588358
I like sleeping because my life is the nightmare.

anyone dtf in the uk? hmu

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>>5588383

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>>5588378
Well then

>>5588383
you wont think that when you see his pictures

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Now that I'm home by the way, I'm kind of going full girlmode again. I've been neutral during the past few weeks because I was visiting family but...
Not no more byotches.


>Found another picture on desuchan to troll froggy with~

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>>5588330
I'm sorry, Mado, I believe I have made a mistake by misinterpreting your words. I understand now that you were being serious. I have no intention of NTRing your waifus from you, and I apologize for any improper acts on my part that may have given that impression. Please accept my humble apologies; I will stick to posting works by other artists in the future.

>>5588396
I heard her qt voice, she has to be cute

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>>5588387
I'm not full time either

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>>5588391
I wish dysphoria could hang itself

I want it to end

>>5588405
but you will be before me, I have seen a million people transition right in front of my eyes over the years and here I am still fucking masculine for no damn reason while everyone else has long hair to their ass and big fake boobs and cute faces and tiny waists, its not right and not fair

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>>5588414
If it helps, it gets more bearable over time.

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>>5588414
I'd torture the shit out of dysphoria if it were a person.
Best I can do is try and ignore it

>>5588420
not for everyone.

>>5588416
lol

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>>5588405
Angie is the new Brad?

please we didn't want kayla, take her back
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/422s77/i_hate_passing_full_time_trans_girls_and_i_cant/

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>>5588416
I was just pranking you Kayla :')

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>>5588403
Its okays no hard feelins. Mostly just teasing! Feel free to use them anytime I'm not around!! only reason I've been posting so much is because it's kind of like therapy

>>5588424
so you tunred on me didn't you? you all turn on me once you get granted into the cis girl club

>>5588431
oh fuck you angie, seriously, if anyone didn't deserve to transition its you

>>5588420
It can

sometimes it does get worse though

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>>5588431
adorable
əˈdɔːrəb(ə)l/
adjective
inspiring great affection or delight.
(You)

>>5588435
calm down it was just a prank :')

> Kayla being an autist again
This is always the most entertaining shit.

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>>5588435

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>>5588435
Why not?

>>5588439
Best prank :')

>>5588442
i fucking love you. ive never smiled so much in my life.

>>5588435
cus you shit talk people for no reason

>>5588444
Frank-anon is the best.

>>5588441
Yeah well then fuck you. You are rich and got to go full time and act like its no big deal yet here i am with nothing and will never go full time. I hate you now.
I hate all of you for living MY dreams while every day for me gets worse and worse. You are all monsters.

>>5588433
That makes sense, I had a feeling that you post cute girls and guro as a form of catharsis. That's probably a part of the motivation for a lot of the anime posters here.

>>5588444
Yay

>>5588449
Except for your pool and many dirt bikes :^)

>>5588449
A poor tranny could pass if she put in the work, unlike you.

>>5588449
The only monster here is you, Kayla.

>>5588448
>angie will never kiss you
it shouldn't even hurt this much, i'm just glad she's my friend.
>>5588449
ever heard of going outside and actively trying to better yourself instead of complaining about it on an imageboard? (i think i just got ironing poison from these words)
>>5588454
why is life so unfair. i want to hug.you

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>>5588404
haha
nope

>>5588450
Posting guro of little girls is somehow therapeutic? Considering who's doing the posting it's downright repulsive.

threadly reminder to filter Kayla and stop replying to her

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>>5588458
One day we will hug under the stars and moonlight

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>>5588449
I'll try to live your dreams on your behalf with a proper degree of humility and shame, would that make it any better?

>>5588459
The 1000 yard stare.

>>5588459
Ya know what? Sheen passes. Not exactly modeling level, but she passes for a larger girl, since most larger cis girls don't even pass.

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>>5588450
Maybe?.. Its just something I enjoy

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>>5588461
Yes your like my emotional punching bag

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>>5588449
I'm poor and apparently I look like a girl to both cis and trans people and i'm neet looking as fug still and probably have worse features than you.

>>5588465
d'aww. i can use the darkness to hide my ugly features; all of me. :')
>>5588469
ye she could do with a stylist for her hair though.

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>tfw okonomiyaki for dinner
>tfw put in a resume for best market and got an interview next week
yesss

>>5588483
[kayla fuming and frothing at the mouth]

>>5588488
no its retail work anon, its beneath someone of her stature :^)

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>>5588483
Congrats!
And Okonomiyaki is so freaking awesome tasting.I prefer takoyaki myself.

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>>5588483
I'm jealous of your weeb dinner :(

>>5588491
she said she can't do retail because social anxiety, stop being so mean to her

i just jerked off and came and ate pizza all within 5 minutes of each other. all while wearing panties. How trans am i?

>>5588488
I remember when Kayla got so engaged that I got two restaurant jobs instantly.

Good times.

>>5588459
All sheen really has to do is lose weight. I know it's easier said than done, but if she just works harder on her appearance, she could be gorgeous.

>>5588500
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>>5588500
Trutrans
Start tripping

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I'm bored
Wat do?

>>5588500
it depends

were you wearing cute thigh highs??

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>>5588491
What's sad is that Kayla thinks things are beneath her, then assumes that the world owes her something.

This is coming from someone who is barely a millenial but... Most kids these days seem to think the world owes them something. It doesn't. Den Mother will stress this here and now that the world owes people fuck all.

>>5588499
Kayla recently went on to say that she thinks she should be a millionaire because she had the income of one at one point. She uses a new excuse each week really.

Last week she didn't want to be one because she thought that we should all be riding the system and were stupid for not doing so.

>>5588501
>got
you mean your friends dad gave you the job? that's not what getting a job means, it was handed to you

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>>5588508
Do drugs

>>5588511
kayla is older than you

>>5588510
n-no. i was last night though

>>5588501
good banter. i like it. i would make you an honorary australian if i could.
>>5588502
okay gorgeous is hugboxxing it a little. cool it, hotshot. definitely reasonable for her to develop a relationship though. my mother is an overweight australian and somehow found someone to love, so anything is possible.
>>5588508
notice me senpai. any games on oyur backlog? music? you could fuck around with makeup for funsies.

>>5588499
I got a retail job despite having such bad social anxiety that I nearly had an anxiety attack every time I talked to anyone.

Ann's you know what? I got better. Working and being on my own has grown me so much in the last 4 months that I'm actually starting to kinda feel like an adult. My social anxiety has gotten a lot more manageable, and im even feeling comfortable talking to people now to the point where I WANT to talk to people.

>>5588511
Millenials work more jobs, more hours, and do more work during job hours than any generation has done since before the Depression. Shove off, you don't know shit. Young people are agonizing over the stacked deck, lack of social mobility, and wealth disparity, not over working.

>>5588516
Last I checked Kayla was 26 and Aria was 29, did that change?

>>5588523
you didn't know? kayla got age implants to be more mature, shame they botched the surgery. :')

>>5588511
Kayla's not a generational issue, she's a rich white kid who refuses to get a grip when faced with downward mobility issue

>>5588513
I didn't know anybody at the second job though.

>>5588518
I said she COULD BE gorgeous. She obviously isn't, but as is the case for a lot of hamplanets, she could look a LOT better if she actually put in the effort.

>>5588511
>Most kids these days seem to think the world owes them something. It doesn't.
The world owes me one death :')

>>5588518
If I yank a few ponytails can I l be pm?

>>5588508
sit on your bfs face

>>5588322
Ffs would just shave down your jaw and chin right? I don't think they'd touch the teeth at all. I think you'd be okay but talk to the doc just to make sure

>>5588534
did i stutter? no, she can't be 'gorgeous'. beautiful, sure. she's actually putting in the effort to diet and exercise.
>>5588538
i don't even know what it takes to be PM in this country. even an amazing pm like tony abbott didn't last long despite him trying to tell refugees to fuck off, which is what the country cried about for years.
>>5588539
i don't need anymore jealousy today. stop.

>>5588511
>Most baby-boomers these days seem to think the world owes them something. It doesn't.
ftfy

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>>5588556
Lets just cut to the chase:
>Most people think the world owes them something. It doesn't.

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>>5588535
Young lady we've had this discussion...

>>5588526
Shame the surgery failed. I swear, she acts just like Lisa, an over entitled rich kid who doesn't know how to adult right.

>>5588527
She better learn to adapt. I come from white trash and I expect to die white trash. Downward mobility is the only direction for someone like her.

>>5588563
yeah, they accidentally put in heavy doses of age reduction, now she acts like a fucking two-year-old.

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>>5588560
>tfw no gf to bully you and then drinhk your tears
;_;

>>5588569
> Tfw your crush won't sit on your face top wake you up and get ready for work.

>>5588566
>ketchup
>chicken tenders
>pizza
>grilled cheese sandwiches
kayla is 10 years old.

>>5588569
>tfw ur partner never wants to make u sad but thinks it's kinda rlly qt when u cry and likes to tease u to tears

>>5588576
>wanting homeless pussy in your face
you are gross

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>>5588576
That's too lewd.

>>5588580
>tfw no gf to beat you up and choke you

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>>5588576
feels like a stab in the heart, amy. thanks for reminding me.
>>5588578
you could eat that at a younger age.

>>5588581
She's not homeless tho.

>>5588549
are you seriously just trying to argue the semantics of a couple of words that revolve around one the most subjective concepts in the world? lol

waiter at beginning of restaurant experience: hey ladies how we doing tonight
waiter at end: heres your check young sir

>>5588590
;_;

>>5588589
yes, there's a clear defined difference between someone looking 'good' and looking 'great'. is this a problem? when it comes to appearance, these minor things matter more than you think.

>>5588535
this tbqhwy familambs

>>5588576
face-sitting is fun tho kinda embarrassing when I'm on top and even if I'm just being silly hitting my partner with my butt she'll try to get lewd

>>5588584
choking is soooo fun!

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>>5588569
It's a tough feel.

is there a skype group for /mtfgen/?

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>>5588576
>tfw crush wrestles you to the ground and pins your arms over your head while straddling you but then does nothing
Teasers are the worst

>>5588563
Whether or not you're trash has nothing to do with money. You may be poor and white, but you're definitely not white trash.

>>5588608
No, but there's many smaller cliques with their own skype groups.

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>>5588604
>choking is soooo fun!
I wouldn't know ;_;

>>5588606
>tfw no gf to hurt you until you bleed and give you scars

>>5588608
I think there're a few but I'm not cool enough for specifics

>>5588615
Rawr and Ufufu

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>>5588614
We can dream

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>>5588576
>tfw fwb wont put his dick in my mouth rn

>>5588595
I see where the misunderstanding is here. In my head "gorgeous" and "beautiful" are pretty much the same thing.

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>>5588569
>tfw not sure how you feel about being bullied
>tfw your gf likes to bully you but you don't know how to tell her that you just want to be cuddled
being cuddled after it feels really nice though

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>>5588619
I guess

>>5588624
they are
gorgeous
ˈɡɔːdʒəs/
adjective
beautiful; very attractive.

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>>5588623
Inexcusable.

>>5588614
it's like literally feeling ur life in ur partner's hands

>>5588615
plenty,
but getting away from this place is probably the best thing for most people desu

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>>5588626
Hot

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>>5588629
Who's this person, I see her everywhere

>>5588626
they're not mutually exclusive unless u like actually don't like thebullying

>>5588630
>>5588624
it's pretty minor and autistic, i won't deny it.
if you could survey how many times the words are used to describe something, beautiful would likely be the more commonly used. that's why it makes gorgeous just slightly higher value in describing something. in my honest and humble autistic opinion. :')

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>>5588608
are you nice and friendly?

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>>5588633
>tfw no gf to toy with your life

>>5588615
I miss myself

>>5588608
Yeah
Not as cool as you think lol

>>5588429
>I hate living in a world that strictly enforces what is male and what is female
Opinions are great aren't they

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>>5588279
>kaylas still posting in here
>mfw

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>>5588629
You guess? Are you the one person incapable of dreaming?
>>5588640
JC and STOP AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5588647
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
its a rough feel...

>>5588642
what's not mutually exclusive

tfw you bit your lip and it's bleeding a ton

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oh fuck YES BWAHAHAHA I just got my email for my first real interview
https://unsee.
cc/negupiro/

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>>5588670
me on the left tbhon

>>5588671
bullying and cuddling

>>5588677
Congrats, going to go presenting female?

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>>5588679
You like me or something!?

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Why do people get me girly crap I don't know how to use

>>5588688
no, i am not the one you seek senpai

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>>5588647
>tfw I enjoy these images when they aren't guro
What's wrong with me?

>>5588640
Here, have a pixiv link:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=234068&tag=JCJK

>>5588686
Not if she wants the job

>>5588670
Me on the bottom t b h senpai

>>5588677
goodluck kayla

>>5588696
NICE.

>>5588692
You like cute girls doing cute things. It's terminal, I'm afraid.

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>>5588692
Hey
They're pretty good tbqh

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>>5588691
DONT CONFUSE ME!!
>>5588697
You either

>>5588459
Oh shit

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>>5588279
>tfw I try to low key schedule an appointment with a therapist
>dad swoops in, gets very pushy trying to ask what it's about
>say I'm not feeling too good, that's it
>he schedules a doctors appointment the exact same day and time, makes me go there instead
>my mother killed herself because he wouldn't let her see one or use any medication
>dark hair is just coming in on my face, and it's like 1.5 years till I can just escape
Fuck, I'm going the same way, aren't I?

>>5588689
it is because you look like a girl
also you learn to use it and you look more like a girl and it just cycles

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>>5588692
I dunno, maybe you just want to be bullied and abused.
I know I do.

>>5588710
pls dont yell at me ;_;

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Obligatory good luck to Kayla.

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>>5588708
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm kidding glad you peeps like them

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>>5588696
>tfw ur counselor told u its probably better to be an obvious tranny because big companies will want to hire u for diversity points
Kaylas gonna get the job desu

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>>5588692
ain't nothing wrong as long as it's all consensual

>>5588715
That last one is perfect and I want to be that blue haired girl

>>5588723
shit, i got to get on this

what i do put for gender for them to think im a tranny? put female but use a male name? or do i put male but use a female name?

>>5588714
I'm probably going to play with it, it looks fun, I can be all bad ass looking like rufio or 70s David Bowie

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>>5588715
IM SO MAD I HAVEN'T SEEN SOME OF THOSE FULL IMAGES
>>5588717
So-sorry...

>>5588723
>apply to jobs in sydney for 4 years as tranny
>only one interview
>at Coles
>they didn't call me back after
guess it's more common to be a tranny than an indian or african in Coles.

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>>5588663
>mfw it's been a while since I first saw this and it still makes me laugh

>>5588465
I want this as my wallpaper

>>5588686
No, but its Lego corporate so its laid back enough to transition on the job. If I get this its guaranteed $120,000 a year plus stock options and full medical. It would save my life.

>>5588740
Lego corporate doing what?

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>>5588723
I dunno if I should laugh at the fact that she's getting selected just to fill a quota or if I should gripe at not thinking about that before and simply letting it come up and be addressed during the backround investigation...

>>5588721
They add a little personality and flair to your posts.

>>5588740
how are you qualified for that?

>>5588710
Me in the middle
((Since I get to eat you))


>>5588732
Just go in looking like a hon

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>>5588677
LEGO, huh? Neat. Am I right to assume some kind of design work? (That seems reasonable given what I know about your education and training, at least.) Good luck.

>hot dudes messaging me on kik
>dont know I'm trans
>Showering me in compliments and stuff
What do they say when i tell them i have penile
>>5588385
I can tame you :^)
>>5588675
I do this all the fucking time.
>>5588677
Good job.

>>5588721
You're my source for them

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>>5588707
Oh no ;_;

>>5588708
I mean, that's reaching the limit of what I find cute, but I like it :3

>>5588715
I definitely do ;~;
>tfw no bruises and welts

>>5588730
>not wanting to be the blonde

>>5588734
>>5588321
>>5588433
>>5588475
>>5588606
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANIME CHICKS

>>5588740
>corporate
"hey mom why does that man at the lego store dress like a girl?

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>>5588746
That's the idea

>>5588749
>Am I right to assume some kind of design work?
Design and marketing. I basically pitched them an amazing idea in the application.

>>5588751
i'm pretty tame already. i just need you to slap the anxiety out of me.

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>>5588754
All but one of those are me though

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>>5588753
It's cute in a morbid way, nothing wrong with liking that

>>5588740
>$120,000 a year plus stock options and full medical
did they actually tell you that or...?

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>>5588758
Post more guro ones, they're the cutest :3

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>>5588748
L-lewd
>>5588752
I have a lot

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>>5588733
or Adam Ant
you want to be manly like Adam Ant don't you?

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>>5588766
I like you

>>5588723
1. Women are minorities now?
2. It hurts customer service jobs, but if you were doing something officy then they won't really care

>>5588755
you mean >why is that man wearing a curtain

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>>5588732
For gender write "die cis scum"

>>5588737
I'm sure they all work in the IT department

>>5588746
>tfw u know someone who works as a diversity manager at google
So tempted to message her and ask for a quota job

>>5588747
pic related

>>5588768
dat one's hot, also when my partner saw it she said "till you cry"

>>5588765
It was on the site page for salary. I was just surprised that they were actually looking for people with associates degrees, its always usually bachelors that make the real money.

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>>5588764
>tfw nobody to tie you up and lovingly give you crippling injuries
;~;

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>>5588772
I like you too.

>you will never be the blonde

>>5588762
Slapslapslap

>>5588747
I have design certs and I pitched them a good idea in the marketing section of the application.

fuck i love these images post more

>>5588747
Sounds amazing desu, neet trans girl lands 6 figure job having never designed or worked for a major corporation....

Wait is this the trans version of BIG?

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>>5588759
Now we try to guess Kayla's amazing LEGO idea.

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>>5588792
ok :3

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>>5588773
>1. Women are minorities now?
Can you read?

>>5588782
Good for you, hope it works out.

Tbf im shocked that they announce salary on the job description page. I've never seen any company do that before.

>>5588778
>that pic
huh, no wonder i've been fucking it up so bad.
i even applied for data entry jobs and such. i just can't catch a fucking break in employment. i miss sydney, at least there was jobs to apply for.
>>5588789
still to anxious to show you my ugly face. that'll take a lot of slapping. like, to the point where you probably comatose me. dysphorias a bitch.

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>>5588781
They better not stop any sooner
>>5588785
Why would you give me these feels..
>>5588786
O-oh... That comic is a cute
>>5588792
I have just about all of them

>>5588793
I think I am the only one old enough to get this reference

>>5588795
Fuck off elanna, stop flaunting your AGP

>>5588793
ha wow you sound salty. Maybe if you didn't spend all day buying clothes, taking pictures of yourself, or trying to lie to people online about you being intersex then you would have more time to get a better job.

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>>5588786
>Is very much the blonde in terms of personality.

>>5588773
Yeah there's a bunch of places in the northwest that want to hire us trannies for diversity points

To work for the city of Portland it's pretty much a qualification

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>>5588794

>>5588794
blocks made from marinara

>>5588768
How many?

>>5588785
;~;
Fuck this Earth

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>>5588768
Me on the bottom.
Only if it's you on top, though.

I wish you faggots would post actual gore or at least say violent shit.

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>>5588806
Git triggered, anon

>>5588818
get the fuck out of here you blood belching vagina

>>5588818
stop voicing my opinions.
inc 'but that's gross!!! :3' bullshit.

>>5588810
>clothes on minifig not just painted on
If you're going to make a parody image like this, do it right.

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>>5588814
A lot, never counted.
>>5588816
Sure I like abusing cuties
>>5588818
Neck yourself

>>5588807
>Kayla just told someone to get a better job
>Kayla has no job
>Kayla refuses to work a job because they are above her.
>supposedly mooches off "the family business"
Don't be like Kayla folks

>>5588807
I'm a wounded veteran, my tax breaks guarantee me a free job at most companies, but I've also told you I'm retired.

It's also really weird getting a call back an hour after the workday ends in Cali, when you've been shitposting all day.

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>>5588806
>not being agp
Have a yuri

>>5588820
Not guro enough, please step your game up.

[spoiler]You're my favorite trip now[/spoiler]

>>5588829
did you lose your balls in a war, a war against dysphoria?

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>>5588831
Neato I've never had this feel

>>5588801
I'm gonna slap you so hard pup

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>>5588830
Transitioning to be your own gf is the best choice desu

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>>5588827
>sure I like abusing cuties
Now if only I was

>>5588831
Stop Mados MY favorite trip
Hands off

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>>5588840
Kek

>>5588839
please doi dont want to feel so pathetic all thetime. wait why am i a pup

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>that dark realization that kayla contributes more to a conversation that mado

>>5588843
trip on emma

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>>5588845
Gonna abuse myself like those guro girls you post

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>tfw too masculine to pass while wearing not very feminine clothes

I didn't ask for this.

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>>5588843
I don't know how to handle this! Hate me like normal people! Thanks though..

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>>5588803
of course!
tho there's always room for quick playful spanks too

>>5588828
ur making me imagine some sort of mtfg goofus and gallant

>>5588849
But I think that's ricky not me

>>5588833
They're on life support rn, the doc says they might be catatonic for life

>>5588855
I'll take the belt, please.

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>>5588851
>abusing yourself
>not letting someone abuse you
kuppy pls

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>>5588851
Post vids plox
>>5588855
As nice as that sounds I want someone to beat me until I am

>>5588855
Hairbrush

>>5588862
saved

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>tfw have to go full kayla to look feminine

>>5588862
Will you abuse me pls?

>>5588865
Sure thing

>>5588872
>tfw look feminine without makeup
feels good

>>5588824
I've been bugging mado about posting real gore and actually posting gore since like October.

I think me and you though steal each other's anons comments though.

>>5588862
>tfw no semen sandwich

>>5588861
the paddle/strap things can be pretty fun too, we have this one with a cut-out thing so it leaves an imprint of the word slut, oh and recently I saw one meant to leave the imprint of a boot

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>>5588872
learn the techniques now

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>>5588860
some day people will accept you for the man you are

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>>5588849
>>5588859
N a h

>>5588853
>I don't know how to handle this!
Just keep posting and don't abandon me
Thanks

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>>5588862
I see your subway commercial and raise you the greatest Scanlation project ever.

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>>5588874
People said I look like a neet girl atm and no makeup but I don't trust them.

>>5588880
Kill me
I just want to dress the same way I do now except more feminine and still be able to pass but I doubt I could ;_;

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>>5588876
iktf ;~;

>>5588875
i've only ever mentioned it once. i just desensitize myself to this shit now and do something productive until the kids go to bed.

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>>5588873
That was easy. Do it on cam plox!

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>>5588888
Legendary level get.

>image captcha
>multiple correct solutions required
>it never ends
Why does this exist, who created this new hell. Why.
>>5588818
I wish we could all be nice
>>5588847
Idk, you're my pup now

>>5588873
I live a bit far away for that don't you think? ;~;

>>5588876
Worst feel

>>5588810
Faye, stop being a dumb cunt. You're not even a real girl geez

>>5588876
>tfw you never made any semen sandwiches back when you still could have
HRT was a mistake.

>>5588865
I just mean there's room for more playful spanks in-between the more serious stuff, tho there are troubles that can arise from getting too use to silly light-fooling-around wheneves like recently when my partner almost started molesting my ass liek right in front of her youngest sister

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>>5588888
a worthy get for a worthy image

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>>5588891
chekd

>>5588892
Gotta get the grill pills first

>>5588901
What if I were to move/get kidnapped?