Why aren't you lifting to become husbando mode /gg/?
Because husbando mode doesn't require lifting, silly.
Cos Id rather be ridin
>be a uni cafe yesterday
>sitting, taking to stranger at table next to mine while I have my noon coffee
>literal bear/daddy mode/ American sniper mode walks up to me
>beard+barrel chested,+fit, looks like he could sumo dead lift a dying star
>"can I sit here? "
>me: "Of course, nice your meet ya."
So we talked for a while. He was an army veteran country boy. Very attractive. He kept telling me i seemed super confident and like a really cool person. Then part way I learned he had an "x-girlfriend" when I was getting to know him.
Ohhh well. He's really nice though. I look forward to seeing him again.
I wouldn't really consider him a tru twink, but I guess people have different ideas of what falls into that category.
I refered to you actually, the handsome guy seems to think you're a catch
tfw when bf
Seriously, why haven't I tried this sooner? Fellow NEET anons, stop trying to be comfy, it'll only make you worse. Get out of your comfort zone, get a job, get on grindr, find a bf.
>Get out of your comfort zone, get a job, get on grindr, find a bf.
it's true tho
also, i just learned how to use smart filters in Photoshop CC, should I take the time to get comfortable with them or should I just get on with my work this morning
Also, should I have more eggs for breakfast
It's possible. Found some really cool guys on manroulette of all places. It's almost too easy to make them fall in love with me but I'm too much of an insecure bitch to take things to the next level. Maybe when I get on accutane. And lose more body fat. And gain more muscle.
I don't need a bf when I have pic related
You should probably eat those extra eggs then. Unless you've got a lot of body fat, I think most people underestimate how much extra food you have to eat to actually build even a touch of muscle.
Yes, I'd like that a lot.
>tfw 6' 170
>literally undesirable by all groups
Just dirty bulk and cut down
its what i did and while it may not have been the best way to bulk up, i found it much easier to eat like a pizza a day than carefully eating a certain extra amount of lean meat or whatevwr
I tried that and seeing the fat accumulate on my body sent me into a relapse where I ate >1000 calories a day for a month. Trying that superslow lifetime leanbulk now. Not optimal, but I can see myself sticking with it for a lifetime.
I thought we were manlet jesters who never learn? I'm cool with my height 'cause it means most guys are taller. Just sucks with girls, since most of them want taller guys than them, too.
>tfw your ex keeps humble bragging about his amazing boyfriend
>asking your advice for rings
No, fuck you. I'm struggling to maintain a relationship for longer than a week, imagine the envy and anger I feel when you wanna throw down a proposition.
>tfw when flirting with a cute geek boy and he wants us to meet for a beer
A "Boyfriend" is just a silly male who thinks an unmarried man should be interested in not banging other guys and paying for everything. What idiot would ever sign up for that?
Getting a boyfriend is easy. It's getting rid of him that's hard. Have you ever told your boyfriend to fuck off, get lost, shut up or go away? He won't leave! Not even "please leave" works. It's remarkable.
For al the things a "boyfriend" expects from a MAN to make him "happy", tell your boyfriend to stop talking for 5 minutes -just because it would make you happy- and he will behave lke you treated him badly. Not talking takes less energy than shaving. It takes less effort than talking. Yet a man in a "relationship" will refuse to do it.
Not talking is asking NOTHING from him. If a man isn't even prepared to do NOTHING to please his man, then he is simply not marriageable or worth being in a relationship with.
"Boyfriends" actually try to use "the silent treatment" which is the worst possible way to tell a man you're mad at him. That's like HEAVEN to a man. When a man pulls "the silent treatment", just think about what he thinks you did "wrong"... and then do it as often as fucking possible.
Finding a man who will repeatedly nag, annoy and tell you that you're wrong all the time is one of the easiest things in the world.
Can't get a boyfriend? PLEASE. Who the fuck would ever want one.
Another child died today Garfield. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield, have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb fuck cat Garfield. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If I set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man?
They call you a "bad cat" but they will never drink from the fat and rotten juices, they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell Garfield. You are cut from the nape of the Earth, you little bitty cat. Don't kick Odie off the table!! Gaaarfiiieeeeld!!!!
we met in a lgbt gaming group, we were friendly to each other and he told me where he was from, it was just a few towns from mine
we kept playing for a few weeks getting closer and starting to jokingly we should fuck etc
this went for a few weeks and this morning i woke up to a text from him asking i wanted to go grab a drink in a bar he knows ive been smiling since
hes like 1,90m, short dark hair and glasses
>No matter their gender or orientation, beer-lovers are 60% more likely to be okay with sleeping with someone they've just met.
man its so weird reading about us gays like we're some exotic species of animal
>tfw everyone is just a lazy bisexual
S for slithering snakes of Satan
S for sinners on their way to hell
Is it any wonder why they pronounce S's the way they do?
You're all on your way to hell and you don't even give one fuck.
Enjoy being pig-roasted in satan's stew you foolish sinners.
Have some Boog.
>UK to ban poppers
>never used them anyway, even though I mostly bottom
I kind of enjoy seeing people being all up in arms about it, knowing full well it won't effect me much. Except
>bf uses poppers when I fuck him
I guess we could build a little stockpile for him or something...
Why would anyone go near your apartment?
>Be at university
>walk out of stall
>women everywhere, like at least 6 people
>realize I'm in the wrong bathroom but I keep walking like I belong there
>all turn to me at once, their faces when
>say "what's up, guys? Thought this was the other bathroom lol" while still walking
>nobody says anything
>I casually walk out, not giving a fuck
>see a woman standing outside, waiting for her friend
>she looks up from her phone, sarcastically says "Nice."
>"thanks bro :^) "
I still don't give a fuck
im about to eat something bigger than my head
Pour that into a glass and drink, you soft cunt.
The 3 worst people in the world are cut. Muslims, Jews, and Americans.Don't promote this filthy practice, deny mutilated cocks any satisfaction.
Your body compensates if it's deprived constantly of caloric intake. Your calorie intake must be in flux a lot one day, mid range for a few days, and then a drastic decrease in calories for 2 days or 3, then start the cycle again. That way your metabolism can't compensate for the drastic change and doesn't plateau in metabolizing.
Never stay constant on diets.
Anon, so aggressive. Someone needs to just get a little rough in bed and work out some anger.
I accidentally made myself lactose intolerant and have been trying to ween back on to dairy a little. If I have more than like a cheese stick a day, things start going wrong.
Presumably because >tfw no bf
Neeed advice, fags.
What would you do if you found out someone was a compulsive liar? I'm actually worried that he's been lying about me because he even lied to me about his mum (saying she tried to hook him up with this married middle-aged guy inspite of her apparently hating that her son is gay...).
Anyway, I like/liked the boy a lot but should I just ignore it? The cunt lied to me the entire time I've knwon him and I'm pissed as fuck.
Imagine if you met a guy that you think is perfect, but he already has a robot bf you can't compete with because he made his own robot android boyfriend and he doesn't even notice others.
And then you have to give your best for him to even notice you, let alone deal with your not flawless design and character. Then, one night, you find his robot bf and push him off a cliff and he breaks his skull and doesn't perform as good. But luckily you stole its data and you can figure out based on that data what that guy is into.
Or even better, you visit a hacker that can augment that robot memory in your mind.
Am I the only one who wants to give Kylo Ren the d?
Also, I was discussing the movie with a friend of mine and he came up with a pretty good reason for why Kylo Ren gets btfo at the end of the movie. He can focus his skills on force manipulation and mind tricks, but there aren't any jedi left to spar against or train him, so he's still a scrub with a lightsaber.
>tfw changed off of engineering
>tfw i will never build my own bf-bot
Your body does compensate, but you can compensate harder by dropping the calories even further. You can try all sorts of stuff, like keto and intermittent fasting to try and get the most out of your diet, but a simple calorie deficit is the simplest way.
Hamill was in a car crash back when they were filming the original trilogy, it messed him up pretty bad. He had a lot of surgery for it. I'm constantly surprised people don't know about it, but I guess it was kept pretty quiet at the time.
i didn't have any eggs or tofu after my bike ride but i was super hungry so i ate some popcorn but i ate too much and threw some of it back up into the bowl I ate it from.
I feel groddy. </3
And my belly still hurts.
I'd rather give Oscar Isaac the d tbah
Poe was the only good thing about the movie fempai. Too bad he wants to get blacked.
if he has piercings his ratings go down by 10%
only equalized if they're minimal piercings and in tasteful places (depends on person)
this is objective
In my personal view though: ears are only piercings I can tolerate.
ive read all of the bible multiple times and none if really stands out other than the descriptions of the beast in revelation and a few other parts because i found that section difficult to follow conceptually because it seemed very poorly written in both concept and execution
it just does seem we're using the same definition of happy, because i can feel calm or content while also feeling sad or angry, happiness is much more fleeting and unique
Pretty A+ with piercings of any kind as long as they suit the person
Body mods in general, as long as they're tasteful and pleasing
Messy or trashy mods are C-
I have lots and I like it when guys play with mine
Are you 100% gay, anon?
I thought so, but I've dreamt for a few nights about being pegged by a qt grill friend of mine. I'm starting to think that it's not about men or women, I just want my butthole filled
>very poorly written
lel Most of it is roughly two thousand years old (giver or take a century). It's holding up surprisingly well. If you ever try to read a text even half that age, they're a slog to get through.
>Look at me, I'm such an intellectual, I've read all of the bibles 1900 pages multiple times
Why do you lie?
I imagine you're unhappy because you lie, exaggerate, don't repent, don't pray to Jesus regularly or if ever, want something else in life than you cant attain and don't work hard for (boyfriend, money, etc.), are never content with where you are, and are full of lust & sin in many other ways, etc.
You clearly aren't saved. You've done nothing in your life to give thanks to the Lord. and here you are on 4chan complaining about how unhappy you are...being your usual bitter self.
Happiness comes with a price. No one is truly happy unless they're saved and doing the good works of God.
By obeying God and following his commandments you can't be anything other than happy.
I sometimes jerk it to just frotting vids and a while back came over a frotting compilation. It also contained women grinding their puussy over dicks and it was hot as hell so I incorporated a new kink. Dont know if its just the sensation of new fodder or whatever but I rarely give what I jerk it to much thought.
In trying to figure out the best way to naturally message people without being boring and I hate it.
Especially when people say "I love to chat" but never respond in anything more than 1 word answers
If you hate it, you're probably headed in the wrong direction.
Bring up the stuff you care about and ask them what they care about and then find some overlay.
[spoiler]Then suck his dick.[/spoiler]
Might try it, actually, but my straight friends seem to think that their porn is more focused on the act and less on the actors themselves. I don't want to watch two pieces of meat slapped together
Welp, good for you two >>5587093
That actually sounds pretty hot, I'll look into it
Have any of you thought to yourself "What the hell am I doing with my life? Why do I waste my time here with these people? Why am I not living my life well? Why am I so lazy and wasting away doing things that have no importance or usefulness? Why am I even here right now and not somewhere else doing something productive with my life?" Or am I the only one?
The Holy Spirit is a mysterious and powerful entity. When Jesus sent Him to the disciples at Pentecost, there was a sound like a rushing wind that brought half the city to the disciples’ doorstep. The disciples saw flames settle over their heads and spoke in foreign tongues. And that tradition continues in many churches. People under the power of the Spirit have seen visions, heard heavenly voices, prophesied, danced, spoken in tongues, received miraculous healing, and overcome addiction.
How could you possibly be the only one when all the other humans too have minds to think. These questions are literally first things the grown people ask themselves. I decided that it would neither be wise nor unwise to come on gaygen for daily comic relief
Thank you, master Sheev. You are wise.
Are you saying that you don't find the thought of someone hairy and stronger than you engulfing your body and making you feel protected while caressing you ever so slightly like a giant teddybear covering you at night attractive at all?
Nope. Sounds pretty sweaty and gross desu.
I'm not really that stronk, but there aren't many who out-lift me by any noticeable degree. And the ones that do tend to be the overweight power-lifter types. If they ever dropped the weight, some of them would be pretty hench.