awoo~!
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Previous thread >>5581433
>>5583179
mtfg rules of engagement: you must not fire until fired upon
>Tfw HRT never got rid of my happy trail
how do I get thighs?
>>5583248
be cis
>mfw people thinking they ruin their diets by having a pizza every day
>>5583247
Never got rid of any of my hair ;~; i still have light chest hair too, same as pre hrt
POST BAD FEATURES RIGHT NOW
>>5583248
Lose a lot of weight till youre hungry skellington
gain a lot of weight while doing lower body exercises and light cardio till you'r slightly chubby
enjoy your hips and thighs and boobs
>>5583256
1st for shoulders
>>5583256
can't fit my whole body in the frame. :')
>>5583223
I'd never lie to you
>>5583248
squat thrusts and butte exercises
>>5583256
Taking photos of myself is hard
>>5583256
It would be quicker to list my good features desu
>>5583272
>tfw there is no list
>>5583256
my face
>brows
>droopy eyes
>thin lips
>rly huge nose ( mean it )
>long face
>bad hair line
>6'1'' tall
>huge gross feet
did raifu die?
>>5583272
>Bad features: doesn't awoo enough
Idk that was pretty easy
>>5583248
3D printed prostheses are getting to be pretty good-looking, although you probably don't want to cut off your legs just yet.
rare girl eating grilled cheese please don't steal
>>5583270
I do it a lot to be honest
it's very sobering
>tfw your phone dies
>>5583256
My whole face and body
>>5583247
Hrt nuked all my body hair, once my beard and pubes are done being zapped off i will be bald from the eyelashes down.
>>5583289
I'm not raifu!
>>5583292
I'm holding out for full body ones
>>5583294
did you read
>>5583256
The 'ribbon' feature, as seen in recent editions of Microsoft Office.
>>5583294
Yeah body hair is the devil hahaha
>>5583295
post more rare beepbeeps
>>5583256
>too many to fit in a full picture
>>5583306
and then once you get srs you will be just another insane redhead
>>5583328
>Implying she'll ever get srs
>>5583291
https://clyp.it/wdm4gk12
>>5583294
here u go
>>5583248
Exercise.
>>5583313
you need to have good lighting and multiple angles to get an honest evaluation of yourself
>girl who hung with me for four hours last night added me on facebook
>wonder if she saw the pick with my boobs
>>5583339
post voice
if you have a better voice than me i am going to kill myself.
>>5583347
Trip dropped,
It's really hard being so alpha that you pick up straight girls wearing a bra
>>5583323
sssshhhh
>>5583320
I'm honestly not sure what to make of caterpoller. Nobody actually goes from /pol/ to chaser to AGP to trutrans all in a matter of days, do they? This is all a charade, isn't it?
>>5583354
Surprised she was so oblivious
>>5583360
the 4 stages of denial
>>5583328
speaking of being a red head, I noticed 90% of natural red heads like me but who are cis have puffy nipples, it must be a genetic thing
I want to lick ad's soft ticklish soles
>>5583360
>implying body hair is the worst part of being trans
bby i wud have hairy legs and no gt for everyday of my life.
is caterpoller cartman?
>>5583373
>is caterpoller cartman?
basically.
except more stupid
>>5583360
>https://clyp.it/wdm4gk12
caterpoller is trutrans now?
>>5583340
BREH
>>5583340
dat butterface
>>5583373
Bullshit. I wish my body hair would just accept the fact that I dont want it anymore and stop growing back after so many times shaving it. I hate body hair so much.
>tfw huge manly nose and manly eyes
>see cis girl and her trans gf couple on chaturbate
>check it out
So this is what Faye gets to feel.
>>5583381
BRUH
>>5583385
dat jelly
caterpoller is respectfully in the polgbt thread. we need to hush
Anyone sick of being an american? Someone sponsor me so I can move to Canada.
British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Java, the praying mantis is in search of its prey
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESN'T KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>HOORA!
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>DOWN FOR THE COUNT
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER SHOULD'VE PRAYED... TO.. GOD!!!!!!!!!!
>flame outro to next clip
>>5583401
copy pasta?
>>5583398
They're my old man glasses tbhon.
>>5583388
tfw shave your body every 2-3rd day just to keep everything shiny and smooth-ish
im actually full of small marks of cuts especially around legs.
im gross kill me
>>5583392
memma i only see a grill in that picture
>huge nose
wew so delusional that it starts to add up into your cuteness soon.
>>5583401
you'll end up in the dtes
>>5583360
lol? I've just never liked it. I can get by with having everything trimmed. If I were in really good shape I'd go more shaved, but if you aren't using cutters and you shave it just makes you look doughy.
>>5583401
working on your standup?
>>5583388
Laser or electrolysis; intense searing bursts of fundamental particles are the only language the follicles understand.
>>5583406
>i only see a grill in that picture
Wanted to eat all 30 sleeping pills but only ate 4 with my bottle of wine
>tfw suicide the adult way
.... refinancing my student loans so my parents names arent attached
.... paying off my fiancés truck with my yearly bonus
... leaving my year old jeep with 30k left on it at the police station for reclimation.
..... hopefully carelessly lose a hand at work for ad&d payout or my fiance
....go skydiving atleast once
....tell everyone i hate at work to fuck off, i won the lottery, walk out
.... off myself that evening, falling asleep, never to wake parked in a ditch on a side road with some kind of edgy note written in waterproof ink i safety pinned to my horrible forehead.
>lifegoals
>>5583403
No, just an observation I made. My mom is watching animal planet and the most retarded insect "documentary" is on.
>>5583409
You might consider waxing instead.
>>5583419
That sounds really painful and like a lot of work to be honest. Maybe one day though. How long does waxing last? A couple of months right?
>>5583419
>Get legs waxed
>Tfw leg hairs super visable in 4 days still
I just want something that lasts so I dont have to do this every single day.
>>5583424
More like two weeks or so, if I recall correctly.
>>5583418
>No, just an observation I made.
>>5583424
so when did you start hrt cartman?
>>5583428
i fucking knew it, thanks anon :3
>>5583418
>>>/v/324454516
uh huh.
>>5583424
>months right?
no. underarms maybe, hair is strangely weak there and often never grows back as thick again. elsewhere you will be plucking new hairs within weeks
>>5583428
Its still true though.
>>5583425
The only permanent approach is to destroy the follicle in such a way that it can't regenerate, sadly. You choices are laser, electrolysis, IPL, or branding iron.
>>5583440
Sure,
still shows what a manipulative liar you are though.
hey whats up fags
>>5583436
I actually just got it from /b/ right now.
>>5583443
You must be mistaken, we're all str8 grills.
what does it take to score a real date with one of you girls? all the trans girls i've tried to hit on call me a chaser. you do realize that completely straight guys won't fall for you right?
>>5583455
>what does it take to score a real date with one of you girls?
Become a tranny
>>5583455
>>5583455
Be attractive and lose the sense of entitlement
>>5583455
Would you date someone that still needs lots of work?
>>5583463
Kayla, the work you need isn't even related to your gender dysphoria.
>>5583455
I'm pretty sure the chaser thing is the exact same phenomenon you see with regular girls, the trans girl equivalent of the "nice guy".
>delusional feminist women complaining about lack of guys liking them
>hold themselves and everyone else to unrealistic standards
>delusional trans women complaining about lack of guys liking them
>hold themselves and everyone else to unrealistic standards
>>5583443
idk, there was that well known trans woman that killed herself a few days ago. pretty end times for my piddly gen. she had aids, but i have no idea if anyone expected it. grim and sad. people are really smart and seem resilient and then it's like: oh shit
>>5583471
uh yeah it is, I am nowhere near ready to live as a girl and its killing me
>>5583474
Do you ever shut the fuck up
Every post you make is wrong
>tfw ww3 will never happen
>I will never emerge as the queen of the wasteland
>I will never rule over every tran and control the last of the estrogen reserves
>>5583475
yea. if im a hon and cant get a bf im killing myself too :3c
>>5583481
>exact same phenomenon you see with regular girls
yeah this was trying a bit too hard
>>5583401
>Wanting to live in the must cucked muslim loving country ever
You should just move there Kayla. I hope you get stoned to death by dirty brown people.
>>5583490
yeah take your /pol/ shit elsewhere, i live here and its probably one of the better countries to be trans in
>>5583490
I thought the only stoning in canada is going on in elanna's room with a bong
>>5583476
Being a habitually lying sociopath with daddy issues and more than likely a clepto(wouldnt surprise me)
Has nothing to do with gender dysphoria
>>5583485
she had one last i knew. she wasn't a hon.
>>5583484
WITNESS ME
>>5583488
Oh! Sorry. I should have said cis. My bad. :)
>>5583484
what in the world makes u think
>tfw ww3 will never happen
would lead to
>I will never emerge as the queen of the wasteland
>I will never rule over every tran and control the last of the estrogen reserves
?
>>5583505
i didn't notice. you corrected yourself before i did. i know i'm on 4chan
I made a really tasty stir fry for dinner
Both my parents seemed to enjoy it and asked me to write down the recipe I made up
>>5583494
Ok I liked that one you got me
>>5583513
what'cha make?
>>5583518
Well I made it up but it was spicy, tangy, and sweet and really well balanced
>>5582500
>awoo edition
lets do it
>>5583513
ah that sounds good abt now ty. bean curd, tofu, and soya stirfry i should secure for myself immediately
>>5583529
what are we doing
what kinds of tips or advice would you give to someone who's never had a threesome before?
>>5583312
this so much
>getting old
not even once
>>5583520
y?
trans will be allowed in the military soon and not every cis person would go to fight and it's not like we'd be any less vulnerable to abuse and discrimination if society collapsed, quite the opposite
>>5583528
what'd u put in it?
>>5583535
make sure to include everyone and not let it turn to two rlly going at it with a third left out, communicate, relaxx
>>5583540
i can't awoo.
>>5583535
Woa for real?
Grats maddie !!
Hope u have fun <3
>>5583542
>>getting old
>not even once
xo jane it happened to me:
guess i'm glad i never had the fuller cheeks i always wanted
>>5583550
if you ever awooed in my ear i would get some confused feelings in my body.
>>5583550
Awooo ~~ !
>>5583542
That's what happens when you quit being batman. Its a curse.
>tfw thinking about Ricky.
>>5583568
he always had a gaunt shitty thin-skinned face
>>5583573
He used to be hot
>>5583484
>tfw ww3 will never happen
keep living in that bubble with mommy
>tfw got warned for posting guro
Thanks butthurt anon. I need to get my service provider to make my IP renewable and avoid bans.
You win for now you faggot.
>>5583529
https://clyp.it/qt3jxrvn
awoo
>>5583579
good fuck off back to /d/ you insufferable guro faggots
>>5583585
>fuck off
Make me. I'll be here everyday for the rest of 4chan's life you shitstain.
>>5583579
Dont be upset Ricky gf. Want me to cut >>558358 ? Would that make you feel better?
>>5583579
was it the tummy pic?
>>5583545
>>5583542
men age like shit
>>5583583
is that completely silent
>>5583596
>tfw no yandere gf to stab anon's eyes out
>>5583598
It was the boy who was playing with his intestines and had no legs.
>All these uncertain and insincere awoos being posted
Put some effort into it! Make me believe you are an awoo!
>>5583600
digits every time like what the fuck bb.
>>5583600
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
>>5583599
did u serve it with any like vegetable-sides or anything
>>5583609
hows mine?
https://clyp.it/b4cgm3s2
>>5583585
Guro, like loli, shota and fur, isn't allowed on /d/ either, technically; /b/ only.
>>5583617
>I don't like it
I didn't expect a tasteless person like you to like it
>>5583616
I served it on chicken and bell peppers with rice noodles
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dSmSMNcrcX
>>5583620
I wish I had your vocal power
like, I just can't do much more than speak in my girlvoice and I have zero range in it
https://clyp.it/oxnai3zm
so flat ;~;
wow. i am a god damned faggot. so, my phone, it works.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vCrkAA4QLT
I don't get it. Is this some kind of furry thing?
puush/mDBxF.wav
>>5583629
Teach my your voice secrets
>>5583628
>https://clyp.it/oxnai3zm
HAHA that is soo Australian
don't beat yourself up over it you have a good voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s031VKqINEp9 top kek
>>5583629
SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK
cis girls leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5583632
take your pills, sound like a dumb bitch
>>5583628
HOLY SHIT THATS SO AUSTRALIAN. cuteeeeeeee!
>>5583639
your voice sounds exactly the same
>>5583637
>remy STILL won't step on your dick
why live
>>5583646
Bull fucking shit it does, did you hear how crisp and clean her voice is. I will never get to that pitch. Stuff like that really makes me doubt if I could ever do transition right.
>>5583651
a 2am awoo in a non existant girlvoice
>>5583629
wtf so cis. here i am over here with the worst man voice ever...
>>5583617
i wish tripfu would choose me. rip.
>>5583603
>>5583609
S-sorry
https://clyp.it/15kbl5a4
>>5583620
That's a very powerful awoo
wish I could do that but my mom would hear t b h
>>5583629
Soooo good wah
>>5583656
Post voice pls. Let us all have a good laugh.
spit on me
>>5583461
okay. are you dating anyone right now? let's grab coffee
>>5583665
Eat my cooking and I'll spit inside you
>>5583666
I think you must be into shaking&baking.
>>5583656
No, faye has the man voice
https://clyp.it/wbsz24t4
>>5583664
no thanks anon
>>5583669
its ok i'll get over it. i think you sound fine. i wish i was there now so i could hear you all night.
>>5583627
>>5583660
Super cute.
Heres a head pat.
>>5583666
>tfw Satan will never ask u out
>>5583678
HASHAHA okay im not that bad
>>5583678
>tfw no pre transition faye bf
are we posting man voices now??
>>5583678
oh it's kayla trashing other people again. that's a little rich
>>5583440
It's pathetic, that's what it is. Your dumbass still thinks it's possible to fool us when your replies are like half a page up. I'm asking this as a serious question, are you mentally retarded?
An hero vs Make America Great Again, which one should I choose?
>Tfw super hon and don't know how to into a passing voice
>>5583701
Probably stir fry unless you asked for something in particular
>tfw finally manage to gather the courage to talk to that girl you visited and did ~erotic~ things with
>Thought she wouldnt reply or it would be awkward because when you visited her you were an ugly awkward mess
>its not
Why do i let people torture me like this. I just shouldnt date, every time i like people it fucks me up and fucks my entire life up.
>>5583682
Thats lewd. I dont make sounds after 10.
>>5583704
Vote for Trump. Make America Great Again.
>>5583676
I'm into Mooff
>>5583708
sure thing. i'm kind of fussy with ingredients but i am sure we can work something out. how exactly do you intend to spit inside me anyways? i don't understand the logistics.
>>5583711
Can I an hero after?
>>5583653
i think if you produced what you did in your awoo, you at least have range to work with. it was hard to tell how loud/close to mic you were and tell for sure what your voice typically sounds like but you're prob fine. i've been transitioned a long time.
>>5583713
I can include a nonzero amount of saliva in the sauce if that's your fetish
>tfw ur voice is andro and confusing and shitty and inconsistent so you get gendered male over the phone and female in person
>>5583709
i just meant talking. sorry. i'll shut up.
>>5583722
sounds good to me. how can i repay you for your indulgence?
>>5583719
>What's stir fry o-o
>>What's stir fry o-o
>>>What's stir fry o-o
>>5583723
At least you get genered female at all
>>5583715
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6_irTqtyw4
implying i have the energy to do that.
>do it louder
i'm not ready to make a mockery of myself just yet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s140J19Lk2t9
>>5583697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b8DLsp6ott
>>5583723
iktf
>>5583731
Pay for the food and provide me with emotional intimacy
1st for my voice makes me wanna cry
>>5583735
>>5583686
>tfw no one to pat you on the head and call you a good girl
>>5583736
Ricky bb omg let me hugbox you for a second and say your voice is the cutest and just made me smile.
>>5583736
Oh Ricky and to think I almost went to sleep.
>>5583735
Just say "everything's shit". And you should get used to mockery.
>tfw extremely manly and no chance at passing ever
>>5583714
If you must. <3
>>5583744
i know. dubs and depressing messages is a meme now apparently. i wish i could reprogram my brain.
>>5583741
i wish i could take you up on the offer but i can't provide. sorry.
>>5583742
>tfw you have the manliest voice among the people here
>>5583747
Ofcourse baby, you need a manly man in your life. I can be that guy for you.
>>5583750
>going to sleep this early
don't be a normie
also I'm stealing that gif of Brad
>>5583755
I'm a dirty foreigner but the chicks love my accent
>>5583758
what's wrong with it?
>Tfw ugly
>Tfw bad voice
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JurXm5gyMj
Life is suffering
>>5583762
>wrong
nothing wrong at all, im just a huge fan of euro accents
>>5583758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ozb5xf7sB
Hell, I'm just lurking, but this thread has made me love you all.
>>5583772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uOmsJC1c7H
>>5583767
and i worship you. i had no idea you approved of the image meme. let's make out and watch American Psycho together.
>>5583762
W-Whats your steam Ricky? So I can tell you how manly I think you are. Maybe.
>>5583782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09YtaTC9K0S
>imagining yourself in a wedding dress
>>5583784
http://steamcommunity.com/id/poisoncourtesan/
>>5583769
I hate them myself but whatever rocks your boat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5583795
i never got to see machinist I've been extremely curious since i watched American Psycho. can we snuggle and watch it pls. i would revoke my shitposting license to hug you
>>5583790
no more manvoice posting for me sorry anon
>>5583799
T-Thanks. I'll add you later because I've been playing a game for a bit and wouldnt be able to give you my full attention ;~;
>>5583793
>imagining myself in a wedding dress
>>5583795
Sorry for transliterating a quirk of speech. I'll show myself out.
How girls play dnd
>>5583812
>bad voice makes it really hard to feel cute
iktf
I am glad I don't use my tranny voice ever
I'm just a cute mute boy instead!
>>5583810
Glad you think so c:
>>5583814
take your time bb
>>5583808
Sure. Its a great movie. I watched it on my first date with a boy tho and now i have like embarrassing memories because he tried to hold my hand and i freaked out and then my mom yelled at me for bringing a stranger to the house and ugghhh it was a bad day.
>>5583818
Nahdude it was cute, i think I'm only going to say hell now.
>>5583821
DnD is gay and you should feel gay.
>>5583828
welp guess i'm not holding hands during it then whoops
hell
https://clyp.it/ca4gh1jz
>>5583793
I could marriage my best friend...
welp i think i ruined my life senpai. i quit transition at 25 and i did have a chance now i don't there is nothing i can do to turn back that mistake its the hon years from now on. i didn't look terrible after five months.
>>5583827
not easy when you like being social @_@
maybe i should just practice while family is home and feel like shit
l-lol im usually fine too its just whenever im reminded of it its so bad
i know i can fix it too so i shouldnt be so sad but sucks still
>>5583835
Dick move!
>>5583793
>imagining myself in any dress ever
No thanks, I'd rather not look like a clown.
>>5583697
https://clyp.it/mfwupaxu
>>5583821
I need to start playing games more, my friends miss me.
On the bright side, bras! Now going running and working will suck so much less...
>>5583840
i was hoping my job would give me the opportunity to practice my voice but i usually just sound like a fag :/
>>5583851
wat
>>5583851
>>5583834
Idk. That's more dependent on how i feel about you than some dumb memory from a year ago.
>>5583839
Yea better than me for five months. The fifth to ninth months or so are like the hardest. Its just this awkward, hopeless length of time that feels never ending. I dont think I'm over that hump tho, still feel terrible. Just, now everyone else is saying i look fine and that stresses me out more.
>>5583851
>>5583854
@_@ i sound like a boy trying to sound like a fag lol
how to actually make progress hello
>>5583839
is that a current pic or from like two years ago?
>>5583751
that feel :/
>>5583835
imagine these sounds coming out of this person
>>5583858
i wish i had a scrap of selfconfidence. every time i think about my body or my voice i just feel worthless. i know i don't even deserve to be your friend and it gets hard to cope with that.
>>5583867
>tfw huge chin
>>5583867
Asian boys always end up passing as girls anyway.
The rest of us will always rely on good lighting and nice angles.
>>5583869
asian magick senpai us filthy gaijiin are not privy to their secrets
>>5583888
whittu piggu go home
>>5583872
long hair and better fashion sense and that is a bonafide cutie
>>5583793
>ywn have a nice wedding with a wonderful guy.
>you'll just look like a hideous guy in drag
;_;
>>5583884
um he's using lighting and nice angles too so uhhhh.
i mean i was on rocket news today and i saw asian hons i didn't even know that was a thing.
>>5583879
i know that feel senpai i killed my chances incoming influx of hon poasting
>>5583793
I'll be so happy and playful, and about to be a bride. I'll certainly cry. I need to find MORE waterproof mascara, or get less corrosive tears first though desu.
>>5583898
why not just get back on hrt?
hey so what does it mean if you're at a party and a guy you're really good friends with jokingly says he'd choke you, you say he won't, and then he pushes you against a wall and chokes you while maintaining eye contact and lifting you up a little?
Especially if he has a girlfriend?
>>5583891
but i love your peoples and culture can you accept me in all my hikimori ways.
>>5583908
was he hard?
Testing.
Things didn't work out with my boyfriend and I had to move back home. Took my mother two days to kill every happy feeling I've learned to have and take away any confidence I had gained in being female. Now I'm back to hating everything about myself and only thinking of myself with my deadname as some freaky guy
>>5583736
even your manvoice is sexy
>>5583911
I don't know I was busy looking into his eyes and I probably would've blushed harder if I'd looked.
also he teased me afterwards about how I enjoyed it because I didn't do anything to stop him
>>5583855
https://clyp.it/4cyh52k5
>>5583906
my father quit his job and when i ordered from qhi they wanted me to sign some sort of paper which is great if i had a scanner. i can't find androcur which i need cause spiro did shit for boners. no therapist over here the oly one is a pretty woman i have an aversion to those so yah suggestions plox?
pic related literal me
>>5583920
>tfw used to choke my ex in bed
it was really fun and she liked it a lot
>>5583926
order from alldaychemist
>>5583908
he hates teh trans and is trying to opress you with dick to butte rape. get on tumblr immediately and blog about it sis.
>>5583895
What do you even look like?
>>5583928
way to make me want to fucking kill myself like a jealous piece of trash
>>5583768
you sound cis to me
>>5583921
Ty bb, I am a Greek god for a reason.
>>5583932
uh what they got spiro thats shit. and i need injection i hate the texture of disolving pills and swallow to fast kinda like when i suck dicks for cum.
>>5583941
*goddess
someone teach me how to voice
>>5583938
Reeeeeee
>>5583920
>>5583928
plus he's mentioned how he is a bit sadistic and at least half of his gfs got off on choking, It's weird tho cause that was a while back, but even now he acts way differently when it's just us vs with other people
>>5583934
nah he actually asked me if I was trans before I even started hormones, we know each other pretty well, it's a bit weird cause he's known me as a dude for so long but now he's super pumped for me to transition
>>5583937
i said ex, where do you live?
if its close to me maybe we can work something out~
>>5583928
getting choked is superduper fun
>>5583946
No, I have nothing that'd be found on a goddess. I am a cute boy with dysphoria.
>>5583945
take what you can get until you can get something better
>>5583898
>that feel when people that are way closer to passing than you ever will be are so certain that they'll never pass either
Nope. Trying again.
>>5583920
Whatever neither do i.
>>5583953
unlikely. i give up.
>>5583948
you really do
>>5583937
my gf wears a collar i gave her, makes it really easy to choke her. just grab the back and watch her start to go slack. you can tell somebodys about to pass out because their eyes will widen suddenly and their pupils will grow because theyre trying to take in as much as possible to save themselves, and once you learn to keep somebody in that state they can get really addicted to it. hard to think of anything at all while youre like that. super peaceful
>>5583963
youll never get fucked with that attitude anon.
>>5583768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UhKWQG5LnE
>>5583926
>which is great if I had a scanner
Public libraries generally have scanners...
>>5583898
>i know that feel senpai
Yours isnt nearly as bad ;_;
>tfw my jaw looks like a huge tumour
>>5583935
I'm still pre everything until I work up the courage to start HRT, so I still look like a guy.
>>5583879
tfw huge chin and thin man lips. fucken murder me senpai, but i'll most likely crush you with my vast muscular bulk and insane strength by accident beforehand
https://unsee.
cc/posigude/
who's the best ffs surgeon to get rhinoplasty from?
>>5583962
i like your voice already and itll get amazing in time. i have accent bias though.
>nobody will ever verbally abuse you
>>5583949
I think it means he wants to leave you panting and gaping for breath lewdly before pushing you down and slowly entering you while you're too disoriented to do more than shudder and moan.
Maybe mix some choking in with the sex. Depends on how coordinated he is, probably.
>>5583974
Yours isn't even bad pls ;_;
stop bullying
>>5583975
go to a good nose surgeon
>>5583974
You're fine J.
>>5583982
h-he's p coordinated, plus he can literally pick me up easily
>>5583965
but i like things in my butt.
in all seriousness when i got my levels checked after injection they were more stable than dissolving since im a dumbass an swallow too early. my liver is megafucked too from years of debauchery.
>>5583960
im confused by this post you think i pass here? cause i definitely do not.
>>5583851
>https://clyp.it/mfwupaxu
best so far. you sound like a skritt
>>5583973
That doesn't necessarily mean anything. :P Besides, I've seen guys marry some pretty ugly girls. I wouldn't worry about it. ;)
what did you guys do to train your voice? help me
>>5583974
>posts this while being intersex and having enough money to afford surgery
Yeah make room for a pure XY person, manly man coming through. I'm making this a competition and I'm gonna win.
>>5583990
gj. all accents are good to me. i don't have one anymore apparently. bb you can get my goat any time whatever the fuck that means
>>5583697
>>5583851
Ok for real this time, tear me to pieces
https://clyp.it/qh5fyi2o
>>5583869
I'm fine, I'm better than alright, I'm telling my dysphoria to get fuk'd.
>>5583997
But I'm gollum ;~;
Let’s go! Dead set! G-g-go, Ghost!
>>5584008
eh nothing wrong with that desu, now do me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UhKWQG5LnE
>>5583974
memes like these are so stale.
>>5583971
i am litterally the crimson chin.
>>5583975
can't see picture but spiegel surgeries are insane as is the price. 30k senpai
>>5583793
never going to happen for me
>>5584006
she worked really hard to save enough money for that.
for fun say "If I could I would take a hammer and smash the patriarchy" and record it
https://clyp.it/ara2ae1f
>>5584019
>tfw this is me pretty much
>>5584020
not while you think that way it won't
>>5584019
Tfw Z gave me Fms instead of Ffs
>>5584019
>KKAAANEEDAAAAAA
tfw you're a straight cis male and you come to these threads to laugh at the most marginalized portion of the human race
>>5583996
You don't pass in that picture, but I think you have the potential to. Definitely with FFS, at least.
>>5584024
your voice is pretty cute, and you're interesting, but you're also crazy at times, i can't decide if i like you or not
should i like you?
>>5584023
That makes her all the more admirable then. Which proves my point that she's a woman :)
>>5584025
STOP POSTING THIS IN EVERY THREAD
>>5583979
good luck with the home wrecking heres hoping he doesn't dump you for another thirsty lady.
>>5584012
how does just talking higher help
what about resonance
>>5584034
>liking kayla
>>5584036
But its meee.
>>5584025
We posting selfies again?
This is me.
>>5584037
Pretty much the kind of guy who eventually goes down in history as having buried a dozen trans girls in his back yard.
>>5584031
>most marginalized portion of the human race
>not white europeans
>>5584029
qt pls you already did this prank today it's not a good prank. can i hug you until i die?
>>5584044
i don't care,
you post it literally like 5 times a day
its annoying
its stupid
either post your real self or quit your bitching
everyones sick of seeing that stupid picture over and over
>>5584037
I'm not gonna homewreck, I'm just gonna wait her out. Girlfriends come and go, but best friends are forever :3
>>5584052
I already did faggot.
>>5584024
Your ears are gonna bleed
https://clyp.it/df15xpmx
>>5584018
Your pitch is better than mine, although it's a really short clip. With practice I'm sure you'll get your resonance better.
>>5584045
My hair loss is at least as bad as that; there's a bit more left in the center but the corners have receded further. (I'm glad my beard shadow isn't as Fred Flintstone as that, at least.)
>>5584047
that actaully gave me the spooks a guy opened up on fet life to me today and was like how to do feel about me choking you that's why this whole bread has me 2spoooked. can post screenshots as proof but my butte is visble tho you need a magnifying glass to see it.
>>5584060
You're a video game character?
You're just a childish idiot.
>look up what "literally" means bro
>>5584027
its the truth
I am 32 and I look 50, even when I lose the weight I will look old and worn out and used up because I am.
and I have no future, even if I get this job which I wont, its going to be years of saving to get even just SRS
let alone getting rid of my masculine facial features
>>5583995
Then you're probably in for a tough time. No doubt he'll let you think he's letting you catch your breath early, but instead hold your head to the side and trap you in a deep kiss. You'll see in his eyes how amused and aroused by your desperation he is.
Since he's a good friend, I'm sure he'll clean the tears off your face with his rough hands and smooth lips after the passionate and exhausting lovemaking.
Hypothetically.
>>5584061
........
>>5584065
>https://clyp.it/df15xpmx
always so crisp how do you make your voice so crisp?
>>5584070
see : >>5583879
>>5584003
I'll try not to. I've just never been in any real relationship, it's hard to picture anyone liking me. I guess I can hope.
>>5584067
>I'm glad my beard shadow isn't as Fred Flintstone as that, at least.
Well mine is.
>>5584076
what do you mean by crisp?
>>5584051
You can
>>5584074
Just being honest :')
>>5584061
you're really fucking pretty, stop being crazy. i missed you all day ty for snowpic. i was scared i wouldn't get through the day to say hi.
>>5584072
if only, I'm probably just reading into things tho. He could do way better than some ugly tranny
>tfw no bf
i hate people who can pick me up. people do it with me like it's a joke, meanwhile i'm freaking on how my hair framing face looks while they twirl me around. i don't even like being hugged.
i guess i like short privilege because i like tall women. i like having to guide them awkwardly to sit or literally tug on their upper arms asking them to get on their knees so i can be taller, so i can kiss them. i love all of that. but along with my monotonously friendly, hyperkinetic nervous temperament shortness is something that matches me so much as a person and just makes me even more annoying.
>tfw it's expensive to be trans
i-i better start saving for all these cosmetic surgeries
>>5584087
lies you can fool the other people but ive seen you in person and your cute. fuck you didn't even get one person to miss gender you in tn thats a pretty big fucking accomplishment considering these people are pretty much decended from mole people.
>>5584098
autogyn pls go
>>5584100
>dave regrets not staying a chaser
>>5584076
I just use the built in mic on my mac, and I project quite loudly. I've been a debater and have acted at various points in my life so I speak from the diaphragm.
>>5584085
its just crisp, high pitched without sounding gay I don't know how else to explain it, mine just sounds like a higher pitched gay guy
>>5584107
never said i regret it, i just have to save up
and you can call me dakota, i already filled out the name paperwork
>>5584098
can we trade lives 5'11 everyone asks for me to reach things dresses never fit, girls compliment my height while fucking dudes have to use a stoll to fuck me...fml.
>>5584100
do porn, one trip rolls in money from that shit lol. or do what im doing and save 300.00 for each check for 62 weeks after that time you have said money for surgery. all in time for my 30th birthday....
>>5584109
>so I speak from the diaphragm
what? all the voice training things told me to never speak from the chest, only from the mouth, how the fuck are you doing that voice if you aren't just a cis bitch fucking with us like ufufu was?
>>5584111
you can be my fucking wife. i think you're gorgeous. who the fuck said that shit
>>5584085
clear and you enunciate well and its natural
thats a good quality i know a lot of people who sound like theyre eating when they talk
me a tiny tiny bit idk
>>5584114
Cute name senpai
>>5584105
not tho. it happens. it's actually really awkward, especially considering like i'm not young--just hang around people who still do drugs. i like being playfully dominant with tall women tho, is that autogynephilic? i think it's just tmi.
>>5584069
Yeah. I've never really got choking, but then again I've never wanted to risk being found dead with my pants down from erotic asphyxiation. Lightly choking girls makes sense but people do some weird shit. It's like the difference between lubed anal and full on anal prolapse.
Could be I just don't have enough edge.
>>5584120
Some girl who bumped into me because she wasn't paying attention as i was leaving work
>>5584105
>i guess i like short privilege because i like tall women
>i guess i like tall women
>i like tall women
>i like women
>not autogyn
>>5584114
>call me dakota
I'm sorry dave. I'm afraid I can't do that
>>5584127
well she can fuck off and die. i really do think you are beautiful. i envy your boyfriend a lot. i need to win alottery pls
>>5584119
uwhowho not cis, really. she just uwhowho
>>5584131
mkay then i'll call you phil
phil the tranny troller
>>5584107
sometimes I wish I could keep my boy name, kinda like the opposite of "a boy name sue"
>>5584119
https://clyp.it/h5dafjj0
It's just more of a speaking posture thing.
>>5584082
Just look for people online. Aside from that, most relationships just happen by happenstance. If you're interested in transitioning then obviously you'll have a couple of things you'll have to work on in that area, but there's no reason to give up.
>>5584134
no she got btfo'd when it tunes out she was cis the whole time, that's why she left
there has been several cis girl posers who came in here trying to play queen because their looks and sounds are obviously better, after listening to your voice I suspect you are a cis girl troll too
>>5584119
uhhhh heather is trans kayla what the fuck are you talking about? ive always heard your supposed to use your head voice versus chest voice what ever the fuck that means.
>>5584126
>anal prolapse
my parents were antiquated with goatse after watching a documentary of hacker they freaked out when i started laughing fucking 4chan memes have ruined muuuuh lyfe. can yall gape a guy asked me to do this im not sure how pointers please. i do like sex with no lube sometimes it rough and spontaneous enough to just make me pant maon from the sheer exerution he's putting my body through but im weird and like pain.
>tfw your ex bf slapped the shit out of you from choking on his dick i miss him.
>>5584132
There is nothing to envy
>>5584096
That sucks. Thanks for letting me play out a sexy scenario, at least.
>>5584058
I can't really tell if you could pass without it or not; I think it would mostly depend on how much your face softens and rounds on HRT. Even then, you wouldn't have the average cis girl's face, but might be able to pass as a boyish-looking cis girl. Again though, I don't know, that may or may not be possible in your case.
>>5584154
I have nothing
>>5584127
um literally fuck what some ratchet hoe thinks i still think your pretty senpai and my point stands no one misgendered you when we hung out did they?
i am here
>>5584150
>Implying queen ufufu was cis
>>5584152
>...
Women.
>>5584156
np it was hot, too bad I'm crying like crazy cause it's not gonna happen and I'm probably gonna self harm to feel better
>>5584158
you have a boyfriend that loves you and two fucking adorable babies. i wish i could offer more considering circumstances.
>>5584150
>cis girls
not this stupid fucking meme again
>>5584162
so am I
>>5584174
wanna sheevpost together?
Checking in!
I am stuck in Charlotte north Carolina till tomorrow afternoon. It's so much warmer here than Ohio was!
>>5584157
probably not possible this was me at the start of my injections best picture i ever took keep in mind i suck at make up.
>>5584167
Please don't self harm to feel better. There is definitely someone who'll want you. A decent person, even.
>>5584135
ty 4 correcting the troll attempt.
like i whine about being short all the time so i try to like not be stupidly unaware that it benefits me, and has even been *fun* in select fleeting circumstances; but it's also not fun. idk what to tell you when ppl can pick you up and do for kicks it's pretty bizarre, sometimes terrifying and worthy of remark.
on autogynephilia, this gets inanely philosophical, and i don't know how to respond to it with brevity at my level of consciousness atm--but no, regrettably i don't turn myself on, assuage my own loneliness in any sense, got any less trans on hrt, etc
>tfw thought i met someone who was exactly what i was looking for but she never responded to me
it hurts
>>5584150
>come back after months
>kayla still hasn't killed herself
>>5584188
Are you at the airport? I guy moded to travel.
>>5584187
because im the fucking energizer bunny
>>5584188
yep thats me
still waiting on that email from her
>>5584178
can't we sheenpost instead?
>>5584150
hey retard, doxer accused ufufu of being a total hon
>>5584168
He deserves better
>>5584194
nah the energizer bunnies body actually passes
>gf can't sleep cause cramps
>I can't sleep cause shoulders,arms and chest are sore as fuck and belly ache
>mfw she says "looks like we synched up"
>>5584201
Look for the person in a car Hart jacket in the smoking area by baggage claim. I'm smoking like a chimney!
>>5584176
Honestly, your voice sounds excellent, advice or not. I havn't heard a clyp.it from you that doesn't pass.
>>5584200
stop saying that. that's not how love works. i'm gonna come slap sense into you. america is big though. like scary big.
>>5584203
lol
>>5584182
>implying
the only guys I've dated have been abusive assholes
my best friend is the only person I can rely on or relax or feel safe and happy around
the chance of meeting someone like that is really small, let alone two
the only people who want me are the people who don't know me well enough to realise that's a bad idea
again my best friend is the only one who knows the true me and still wants to be best friends
plus being borderline basically fucks up any chance of a relationship ever working
so the best I'm ever gonna get is vicariously experiencing a relationship with him through his girlfriend, and just daydreaming about what it were like if it were us instead of him and her
fuck
my
life
>>5584195
>tall mentor anon??
kek your new name
>>5584211
Still I like your advice, I put my hand on my chest with some pressure to do it and it is coming out more crisp and less "valley girl"
>>5584212
America is a shit hole
>>5584150
ay yai. imagine if we really had a cis woman infiltrator problem. omg that would be so depressing. so depressing it might be validating, but also invasive. i would not be in favour of this idea
i can confirm with you i know uwhowho was honest about being trans, i don't know how much i can really elaborate further because i've already gone off the deep end before on this subject. but trans yes, yeesh
>>5584205
>"looks like we synched up"
trans girls don't get periods you moron
>>5584221
me on the left ;)
it's better than here trust me.
>>5584201
i figured she probably wont but im holding onto the small hope that she sees my posts and reconsiders, she seemed really cool, and if she posts on r9k she probably comes here too
>>5584219
oh yea? should i just make it my trip :3
>>5584228
and cis girls don't synch up
it was a joke you daft cunt
>>5584166
lol yeah...
except i look like dude so no no no.
>>5584183
i will donate my heaight to you science make this happen trust me it way weirder having to incorporate stools to have sex. having to reach everything for everyone ever and having you passing chances diminish because of it as well
>tfw not tiny enough to be held by senpai
>tfw you can't lean up and kiss them
>tfw not able to be spun in an adorable dorky way when your so feels like it.
>tfw can't cosplay your fave charcter cause your amazonian so it wonder woman and she hulk every year
>tfw can't do this.
also autogyn is bullsit with no scientific backing from todays psychiatric community too trolls are dumb.
>>5584231
Go for it
>>5584228
I want you to read that post again, carrying with you the assumption that both Lilly and her gf know that fact you stated that both of them obviously know. With this new context, please analyze what Lilly's gf said one more time.
>>5584234
Looks aren't everything. I hope.
>>5584239
but how can analyzing be reel if your eyes aren't reel ?
>>5584233
cis girls do have synchronized periods when they live together
Getting stood up even at the airport!
Anon is such a cad.
>>5584218
OK. That sounds really horrible. I don't have any experience with borderline personalities, but I'll hope for your sake that you get abnormally lucky.
>>5584248
nope
how would proximity influence the hormone levels ?
is it like some XP bar that slowly fills up for each minute they spend together ?
>>5584252
trusting anonymous...I mean so did I but yah.
>>5584252
ban anons
>>5584230
Idk
>>5584161
It's easy to pass
>>5584262
#anondidnothingwrong
>>5584234
aw, yeah i'm sorry. idk how far you are in to hrt. i'm 160-161cm now, i was 164-165cm in my teens pre-hrt (no scoliosis or anything) which is pretty substantial. getting shorter really happens--like the feet thing, a very musculature-supported aspect of your proportions. idk if this helps.
>>5584252
>meeting anyone from mtfg in real life
what are you doing
>>5584278
Meeting yume and Gem was pretty great though
>>5584265
>angie will never want to marry you
i feel so empty now.
>>5584285
your the one from vegas right? did you leave nevada?
>>5584278
Ya know? I'm in an airport, an anon alleges to be nearby. Momma can take care of herself.
Besides, I'm stuck here till tomorrow afternoon. Might as well.
>>5584294
come to london, hmu
>>5584278
Says the person who met Melly through here
>>5584286
:/
>>5584292
Yes i'm on oregon now
>>5584299
>Says the person who met Melly through here
yeah I wish I hadn't
>>5584265
um no its not unless im not getting sarcasm cause im drunk again.
>>5584308
>Yes i'm on oregon now
well time to kill myself, even a loser like you can move on in life and not me, life has no meaning anymore for me
>>5584304
sex helps but hard to get in the mood when both of us just lay in bed and go "ugh it hurrrrts" every few minutes
interestingly I found out that eat her out without fingering helps more than our normal "put fingers and tongue everywhere" way
>>5584298
That's not happening for a while unfortunately. ...
Oil anon I moved upstairs! One last smoke then I'm racking out by the aviation history exhibit!
>tfw nobody will ever unconditionally unironically and wholeheartedly love you
>>5584242
uhhh y-yeah im sure
>>5584308
are you roomates w yume?
>>5584318
;_;
>>5584321
I know that feel.
>>5584314
why do people tolerate you? you talk shit about everyone jesus. yes people can move on and have lives not everyone is glued to 4chan seeking approval every five minutes.
>>5584327
I gotta get a new passport and I gotta save up some jewgoldz.
I'm down to a couple hundred bucks.
I found Clarissa
https://chaturbate.com
/bambiiiii/
>>5584321
>tfw you want this but noone ever lives close to you even though you live next to one of the biggest cities in the us
>>5584314
you actually have the guts to call others losers
>>5584314
if your dirty streets and um other stuff we probably shouldn't get back into wasn't a joke or is at least maybe something you can work on, i don't see why you would necessarily be incapable of planning something like this.
you at least really need to experiment with change of environment, meeting healthy functioning people on a fleeting basis like at a conference (but trying not to blow it), or um at least do mushrooms in a safe familiar environment per set and setting
>>5584323
it's not easy to pass unless you have godess features to begin with like bailey jay or something.
speaking of which what ever happened to bee armitage her timeline actually inspired me to transtion.
Here's emy
https://chaturbate.
com/sasha_skyes/
see now you cant tell if i'm on my phone or at my house. haha.
>>5584337
tfw too ugly for chaturbate
>>5584342
frog is probably ok again rofl
frog is lucky she usually doesnt feel dysphoric except about a few things
frog is thankful for sugar pills and tweezers
>>5584344
truthfully its possible and people usually do a lot better over time if they put in effort
but a lot of us arent going to be super pretty
idk one girl got made fun of so much on 420chan for being a hon then now she looks pretty lol
idk where to find her other pics but if you google '420chan left me in tears reddit' u can find it
>>5584348
im having a show in 5 please find me okay?
>>5584354
>>5584342
i like these images
>>5583461
what sense of entitlement? i'm asking how, not why won't they just give me what i think i deserve
>>5583463
yes, but it's not about passing really, even though it's a plus, and i know that they'd want it too, but really idk how to explain it. i get swooned easily by androgyny, but the mentality is the point of interest
>>5583474
i guess so, but like i said, straight guys aren't going to go for trans, it's just a sad fact for them
>>5584323
that was pretty cash money yo
>>5584357
Looks like you really like that picture!
is kayla a time-traveler, cause this picture of the confederate president reminds me strongly of her
>>5584362
i had to do it justice and post it
besides it kinda looks like me
i didnt even know it was a diaper at first ROFL but its cute
gimme more ! i like the art
How do I make a cis girl fall in love with me
also
>tfw time for nighttime dose of titty skittles but your cat just got up in bed with you for some cuddles
I don't want to abandon him
>>5584349
i know that feel but you could pull it off.
>>5584365
That one doesn't have a diaper. If I remember right, that's from a story called itsuwarirenji or something.
A boy gets a job at a preschool but either an administrator error or something results in the teachers making him dress like the little girl. He gets humiliated and forced to dress that way but eventually has an accident so they put him in diapers at the end
It's all in Japanese though. No translation exists.
I don't know why I know that or even why I remember it....
>>5584370
Bring him with you.
>tfw /femgen/ is too slow
>>5584370
I want a kitty too. He can eat my body too when I decompose.
>>5584377
he don't like being held. If I picked him up he'd be angry.
>>5584370
I don't wanna give you the whole "bee urself :DDDD" BS but pretty much that, be open about who you are, take it semi slow, and just be a social person
or you find a cis girl with the same level of social skills as you
>>5584376
who quote
>>5584256
eh well I cut and now I feel better. Plus I get to hang out with him this weekend, and just being with him for like an hour is enough to brighten that entire day and night
also
>tfw realizing you need to pick up a refill of meds
>CVS closes at midnight
>it was 11:35
>CVS is half an hour away usually
>make it in ten minutes using backroads and egregious speeding
fuck that was a close call
>>5584388
wat?
>>5584391
whyd you quote frog
>remy STILL won't step on your cock
pure suffering.
>>5584396
i thought she wanted more images for shitposting with ;_;
>>5584399
silly remy.
>>5584383
you think you have awful features doesn't mean you actually do senpai. some one back me up. youve even had surgery to correct what you thought was wrong too.
>>5584381
femgen is depressing as here only most are young and if they got on skittle there lives would def improve
pic related the best girls
>>5584374
that is my goal desu..thx for link : T
>>5584376
thx for link : T
>>5584262
but your boo is anon
>>5584252
oops sorry I'm in Cali sure memed you
>>5584308
Does Noun love you again yet
So yeah....
Mini vacation in Charlotte.
If I weren't so darned cheap I'd have gotten a hotel.
Ah well... I'm gonna stay active for a little while longer.
Remy isn't it past your bed time young lady?
>>5584383
i plan to hug you by the end of 2016. i hope you're ready for it.
>want to download Ubuntu
>windows 10 won't let me download anything
Worst. OS. EVER
breakfast with grandma in 3 hrs, what should we do till then ?
>>5584405
Wait. What's your goal?
I'm a touch confused.
>>5584409
i don't care as long as she crushes my cock.
>>5584413
Lick her butt hole and picture her moaning your name.
>>5584404
Still wish it went faster tho.
>>5584370
Say you're a guy, it's that easy
>>5584417
not in the mood for it again
>>5584412
>"upgrading" to Windows 10
Why, sempai?
>>5584370
slap her and call her a slut, that'd work on me
>>5584425
I didn't, the computer came like that last month.
>>5584414
being a sissy duh
and not an adult
>>5584398
who are you and why??
sheen passed away after having their balls stepped on repeatedly
The only trans person I even remotely know ( friend of a friend ) is in a relationship with a straight person. I wouldn't worry about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrK5u5W8afc
>>5584427
Don't you have a Windows 7 install DVD lying around somewhere? (Although if you just want Linux maybe you'd like to skip that entirely, I don't know.)
>>5584430
Being forced to be a sissy would get dull after a while for me.
I like doing sweet Lolita fashion though.
I'd adopt ya though.10/10
>>5584425
Fastest gaming os
>>5584434
i am anon. break me.
I think it's about time for a new thread. I think this one is autos aging by the way.
>>5584443
get, and pls anon
>tfw ur in ur bed and accidentally think about the eternal void of death and now u can't sleep
my kitty left my bed so I can take my pills now, but I also feel lonely without his presence.
going to bed girls goodnight :3
>>5584455
Night Nichol!
>>5584455
l8r
>tfw you destroyed her trust and turned her into a pornstar camwhore
>>5584460
excuse me what
>>5584339
tfw I've been giving you this, we met up multiple times and had a great time, and I thought I was your girlfriend, but you're looking for someone else
Here is a haiku.
In spirit of the dank memes.
Please step on my dick.
>>5584460
I don't know if I should put on my mom hat and grouch at you or if I should applaud you for making someone a porn star....
How about I just ask you what happened and you share?
>>5584470
I ditched her in a starbucks when we met up because I was feelin super uncomfortable.
>>5584449
I mean, we just don't know, maybe death isn't so bad; we can't be sure it's an incomprehensible void of non-existence. For all we know when we die we might all become cute 2D girls with big boobs and handsome skeleton boyfriends.
>>5584475
.....How does that translate into her becoming a porn star?
>>5584477
sounds like a nightmare
>>5584475
oh god I think I remember that
didn't she crashed and started bitching about "dem evil trans lesbians"™ afterwards ?
or am I confusing the billions of emys on here again
>>5584460
>tfw you destroyed her trust and shes going to dump you even though you love her more than anything and were just terrified of being alone
>>5584477
I actually died twice. It felt like going to sleep. Lots of flashing. Then screaming as I was revived.
I only remember the second time because I was 4 and very aware of my body shutting down.
>>5584475
Classy~
Yeah... next time someone wants to know what death is like. Tell them to talk to me....
>>5584494
is that an offer? kill me please.
>>5584494
Isn't it more that you know what dying is like, though? We may be using different definitions of 'dead', I don't know.
>>5584488
>screaming
so you think hell might be real mabye thats pretty freaky, can you elaborate on that?
>start cuddling
>sudden rattling on the door
>pantssoiled.avi
>door opens
>sudden dog in room tries to get some cuddles too
lmao
also found my last pre op picture like 20min before they brought me into the surgery room but can't post cause img limit
>>5584475
was that the one where you went out the back of the building and never even bothered to say goodbye?
>>5584468
>tfw I'm scared this will happen to me
someone pls make a thread
I need to post feels
>>5584524
yeah...
savage
>>5584420
you're right it's much more doable. but wouldn't it be bad to get a cis fem to fall for your guy mode?
>>5584521
If it was they were revived it might have been a parent or someone freaking out while it all happened, or just the brain malfunctioning a bit from the strain of almost dying, who knows. Lots of possible explanations, no obvious way to really tell which is right.
>>5584531
she's obviously pretty enough (to do porn)
what were you thinking?
>>5584521
Basically there was no feeling. Then all feeling returned to my body. Massive burning sensation.
I got severely burned basically. That was the pain. I don't think it was hell. Maybe a queup for the next life.
Oddly, ever since then I've been non responsive to morphine.
>>5584542
if you have your own place, I wouldn't hassle w roomates
>>5584547
she was pretransition and I'm too gay for that shit
for the love of god
pls make a thread
gn nerds
>>5584557
I would if I could but I'm on mobile...
>>5584560
Gn britbong~
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>>5584551
Interesting. No feeling like numb but present, or like no memory of it, or something else?
>>5584567
wattttttttttttttt
>>5584573
it was supposed to be a cat ASCII. bye.
>>5584556
you didn't see the potential?
rip you
>>5584569
No feeling. As if I were floating in nothingness and aware of moving, then a wave of pain rushing up. Like that feeling as your arm goes from numb to tingling. Only replace that with the burning pain (like getting stung by a bee but 100x worse) add to that the jolting feeling of being shocked.
so the tl;dr of this thread is amy victoria is a cunt
>>5584604
trip on emy