Only potht in thith thread if you're 100% mathc
>get message from blank profile
>33 year old guy, discreet, wants to fool around.
>requesting proof of id
>if it comes through and checks out, seems fine
I feel bad for considering it but I'm also horny....
>That guy with almost visible tone
Surely that is an exaggeration?
And they've been dating for under 2 years and still act like a a newly married couple.
I thought people were supposed to leave the honeymoon phase once the relationship matured?
hi honey there are plenty of sexy manly men to take care of us cute femboys LOL :) Go get them, tigre.
you can link tinder to insta profiles if you have one.
i dont have an instagram account im too self-conscious for that shit. t b h i was even going to delete my fb and start just using twitter for my social media-ing but friends/family started texting me asking why i deleted my profile so w/e fuck it.
But seriously im going to boot camp tomorrow. Thanks for allowing me a place to feel kind of pretty and giving me a place to shitpost. This place needs mods. Im probably never going to go back to lgbt ever in the future since im straight but enjoy life everyone.
PLEASE be 5652, Hitler, Booger, Niq, Swede or Circe
ok I've been meaning to ask this for a while
what the fuck is Mathc
How many times have you claimed to be leaving?
Did anyone here have any experience with gay gaming events/clubs or stuff like this?
Did the guys you meet look like pic related?
>tfw enjoy sniffing straight man poo tbqh
you are very cute, pic related is me
wanna meet somewhere?
You dont know how much feels I'm feeling.
>I will never have a cute guy like 5652
FUCK MY LIFE UP SEEENPAIII
>tfw never left the second panel
Still can cum hands free, I wonder what's the magical secret.
Get jaw reduction and you won't look masc anymore. Oh, and take better care of your eyes.
>tfw enjoy sniffing straight man poo tbqh
>he looked like sludgepuppy if sludgepuppy wasnt white trash
>an actual druggie calling sludge white trash.
I'm probably going to be forever alone because I'll never come out
Circe, why do so many trannies seem to lurk /gg/? Are they really not trannies and are just gay men or something? It seems like they really wouldn't be interested in /gg/ but they always seems to be here in the shadows.
>I'm assuming here that not a lot of gays lurk /mtfg/ but I could be wrong on this.
I just don't see the appeal for them. You got a theory?
I just love sludgey and my white knight comes out and overbearing daddyness to protect tbqh.
really dunno, desu
maybe it's the hot guys, and then it'd only be the straight ones
i didn't even browse here at all until i started having genderfluid feels
and then still only really until like almost a year later after i started having them
It's kind of really awkward to see them here, too, since I always get scared the angry anons are gonna shout at me for being fem again
>tfw enjoy sniffing straight man poo tbvh
I'm pretty sure all those masc4masc shirts are ironic what with the rainbows and such.
However many guys will claim they're masc when they're just average dudes. Just because you're not on drag race doesn't make you masc by default
>The valuable new closet virgin is now just yet another city dump slut
I found your post rather depressing tbqh. No need to be a city dump slut, anon.
Pretty sure I've seen that pic, as well as others of the same person posted here before. Just assumed that somebody would lurk a whole lot more before they would come into a general and just start posting pics of themselves right off the bat.
Recently searched the archive for some info about a namefag in gaygen to make sure what I was about to them hadn't already been answered. Lotta hits from /mtfg/ where the ladies were basically talking about shit this person had done in gaygen. Not that it really matters but it seemed to prove that trannies lurk here on the regular.
>Pretty sure I've seen that pic
I just took that today so I doubt it, I posted a pic in here once before asking the same question lol
If you've seen my pic posted here any other times though then it wasn't me.
>assumed that somebody would lurk a whole lot more before they would come into a general and just start posting pics of themselves right off the bat
meh I've posted myself on this site enough anyways it isn't gonna make much of a difference
You kinda missed my point. Yes, drama is silly. Just was explaining one of the reasons why I thought /gg/ has tranny lurkers. Thought you could help enlighten me but you don't know either.
I think there's more lurking because when maki and booger left even though they left at different times they both caused a huge ruckus when they were there. I think most of the mtfs just keep tabs on them.
Whats your 1rm?
>tfw yesterdays squat PR of 110kg means that I now squat only 10kg less than I deadlift
I can't imagine you lifting at all.
Please take Steroids, so you can look like an even sillier version of Red.
Can't be worse than mine, its 65kg for a ONE REP MAX.
>tfw took me 7 months to bench 1pl8
I've only been lifting for 7 months. But yeah i started at like 40kg bench for 5 reps and went up to 65k in about 4 months rest of my time has been fucking around and not grinding hard enough. Going full hard core mode now tho and just pushing myself every day, my whole body aces and hurts non stop but it feels worth
Well, I feel better about my lifts knowing you started from 40. I was anorexic when i started and had to bench 22.5kg at first lol
and yeah, plataeuing is a bitch - good to see youre pushing past it though!
I should teach myself Norwegian and write a really childish letter.
B-but he'd probably laugh at me.
it's not like he wouldn't do that in the first place
It was supposed to be a joke. I blew it by uploading the wrong damned photo.
or kidnap him so you have your very own kleppe forever
B-but I want to impress him.
I'm not going to do it anyway, that's silly. Stop trying to make me do silly things, Juppy suggested the same thing a couple of days ago.
Learning Norwegian could still be fun though, guess I'll pay /int/ a visit later.
We just want you to be happy. Is that such a cruel thing?
Sure it's at the cost of someone's freedom, but that's just some minor trivialities you shouldn't be concerned about.
It's no big deal, I swear.
As in Dread-Revolver?
Is he buff, i actually have no idea what he looks like
Also, you know, I have to admit I really disliked the way your modelfu looked for a long time but he's more than started growing on me.
He's pretty doofy-cute.
Hoping someone can help a fellow anon out with Grindr struggles.
Only recently started using it, got into a conversation with a great guy, but now it's fucking gone. I'd favorited him and everything, but the chat's gone. I can search for his name and find his picture, which I think means he didn't block me, but when I click on the chat-icon nothing happens. Did he block me? I heard Grindr's pretty shitty tech-wise sometimes, is this one of those times?
statistically, best way to get a qt muscleboi bf is to be a qtmuscle boi
hit the gym senpai
Quick question for any qt twinks
I'm 22 and a masc powerlifter, body looks pretty identical except more defined quads
I'm not into the gay scene at all, but would that type of body be considered attractive to your average twink or do they prefer ripped ambercrombie looking guys with abs?
Is that type of body encroaching on bear territory?
he blocked you
I'm sorry, anon. Happened to me, too, when I somehow fucked our date up.
I'm same age as you, still half-twinkish.
Do you remember that one pic on /fit/ what kind of body you prefer? It was like a fantasy silent hill type humanoid monster, one very lean and ripped as fuck the other bearmode.
I prefer the first one as goal body for myself.
Depending on how muscular I am I prefer less relative smaller and less ripped guys as me. So right now its twinkerinos.
>tfw just got molested by a weird fat indian
was not as sexy as i had been led to believe being molested would be
was that the only human contact for you this year?
can we go back to when apps and dating sites didn't exist but leave everything else the same, that would be nice don't you think? To be hit on in real life, or at least cat called by cuties instead of the most hideous of monstrosities.
Seikon no Qwaser was mine.
>tfw no dac gf
who knows this feel?
Yeah Lain is honestly a masterpiece.
I'm surprised it isn't a bigger meme on 4chan like Neon Genesis Evangelion is.
Watching Lain is like looking at an MC Escher art piece. Truly one of the greatest anime of all time. Yoshitoshi ABe and Chiaka Konaka are both geniuses. You should check out Haibane Renmei if you haven't already. Same creators. Same amazing quality of anime imho.
>hands are always cold even in the summer
>can't give handjobs because I just freeze dicks
when do I get to the chapter of my life where I control these ice powers
How DARE you.
I'm going to hire even more strange men to follow you around on the streets and harass you.
I just liked silly ecchi anime, because that's what anime is supposed to be.
Too late i got myself hard because i was insecure
i vomit so bad every time i see you my eyeballs pop out like im in a rollercoaster of sorts i wonder if the sun will ever shine down on us it feels like the ocean is taking my body away floating like an extraterrestrial angel praying for the haze to clear away i need you here with me before its too late dont want to let you disappear in the rain
>mfw my old fag hag from high school getting uppity about me calling out straight women who call themselves queer because she is exactly that
Actually its my bf's face but he expresses dissapointment so much better than me... cuz he's dating me.
>Clearly not white
So I was messing with this guy looking for "t"
I don't know what it is, but I wanted to make a joke...
What the fuck are you talking about retard I was here when /b/ was still good.
b was never good tbqh...
There was no catalog so it was impossible to find quality threads.
>tfw have been on 4chan daily since 2006
Honestly there's no real difference in choice options. All the "[specific niche] dating" apps end up with the same users due to there being no strict moderation process so that only [niche] users/lovers get in. So use both if you want they tend to function very similarly too so no need to worry about re-learning where shit is.
good work anon. I'd work on descending faster. I don't mean dive-bombing, but you probably get what I mean. If it's your first time hitting that weight I can see why you would be hesitant. Also you should break parallel, hip crease below the knee.
lol Not counting the sex part, i've been with friends and started shouting random names into crowd to see who would turn around.
oh yeah, the depth was juuuust shy of what it should be. I was a little too scared of failure I guess.
yeah I'm friends with most of the regulars. The guy youre talking about is a real sweetheart, but he is also married. He loves to talk about his new baby boy, its really cute.
eh... i think Scooby has a video on it. as long as you arent going full-vegan it might be okay.
Yes, Scarf and Shoes. You'll make the perfect incubator for my bully spawn.
In other news, Paris fashion week is already looking promising for The Kleppe.
I will cheer him on, go Kleppe go.
they are all really nice though
+ its like the only social contact I have outside of my studies to be honest, i think it keeps me from going completely insane if I get to talk about "normal" things every so often.
Okay, how do you make friends with them?
Depends on what level of vegetarian you're going, but the key things you should keep aware of are protein (beans, nuts, mushrooms), iron (spinach), iodine (seaweed), and B12 (anything 'fortified' like cereal or a supplement).
If you're trying to get protein from grain or rice, the general rule is to combine it with another major vege protein like beans. If you're going full vegan, you're gonna need to watch calcium, too, among other things, but I wouldn't recommend that. I suggest picking up some cookbooks, especially those with Indian and east Asian food, since they cater to significant vegetarian populations.
And absolutely do NOT rely on soy substitutes. They're fine in moderation, but soy can screw with your hormones if you eat it too much. Plus soy burgers just aren't as tasty as bean, mushroom, or lentil patties, there's so much more you can do as a vegetarian besides try to fill the steak shaped hole in your heart.
Um, it usually begins with one of two ways
if they are a beginner then usually I give them advice or they ask me for advice
then we can start chatting about what their routine is, etc etc
If they arent a beginner, then maybe ill offer to share my chalk, or after one of us PRs or does some crazy lift we might share a compliment. For example, when i hit my 110kg squat a guy doing curls said "nice bro, what do you do for assistances" and then we had a chat about that, I spotted him for bench and 'mired his form, etc etc
After the first day of lift-related chat you can start saying "hi" when you pass each other in the gym, clasping hands, typical "bro" stuff
then after a week or two of casual greetings and short 2 or 3 sentence conversations you can start chatting about interesting stuff like their life, their work, and so on.
and then you're friends! kind of. Casual acquaintances at least!
I did fairly strict vege for several years, so I'm happy to help with whatever you have questions about. Now I'm back on poultry and seafood (which is still vege depending on where you're from, fite me), which makes everything a lot easier. But if it's moral vegetarianism that's a harder sell, I know. I did veganism briefly and let me tell you, don't even bother with cheese substitutes. Disgusting.
No, yeah, i'm hella clumsy when i'm on my feet
I've straight up, like, had to stop and think about remembering how to walk in the middle of hiking out to places to far
I'll get to skipping and playing games with what to step on or whatever and just like have a really spaced out moment
If that sounds ridiculous and pathetic, it probably actually is
I'm an incredible dunce but I'm not as bad as i used to be.
I mean, I don't forget how to walk as often anymore.
>tfw Penn was locked up at gossip girl for so long he now only tweets about some white privilege shit
I used to have a blog about Penn Badgley when I was 12.
I honestly thought I would marry him. I even had plans to move to NYC. It was quite sad.
He was my first male celeb crush, and he helped me come to terms with the fact that I loved dick.
He's not even that attractive but I would've died for him back then tbqh
Hey guys what do you think about my 9pl8 squat?
Pretty good form, rite??
>tfw no cute str8 boy bf with 10/10 butt and thighs
>tfw no 'bad' boy bf who's really a sweet heart but insecure because of his homolust
I literally busting laughing out loud. SP looked back in shock and started laughing with me!
I have no idea where that B47 came from.
Tell him I said hello.
He's playing Dragons Dogma (PC) right now. I don't want to mess up his game.
You've got shit taste desu senpai.
related - how hot do i have to be to go shirtless at Pride?
is it ever okay to go shirtless even - should I just stick to a tanktop or a croptop? i havent ever been a slut before, im really looking forward to it!
My favourite Helene Fischer song. Sorry for the bad live quality. Everytime a Helene Fischer song is uploaded to youtube her record producers report them and remove them from youtube.
>mfw no good quality youtube Helene Fisher songs
I went to my first Pride shirtless when i was still a spooky skelly.
No one gives a shit desu.
thanks, i've been searching for that pic for a while.
Tell him I said hello, you canuck cunt.
>what if everyone is secretly judging me?
you're walking down the street is the same as screaming "i am a slut i love cock look at how much i love cock oh i also take it in my ass".
who wouldn't be judging? you should all jump from a cliff. i hope your mom is proud of you.
>what if everyone is secretly judging me?
The exact opposite of that is the entire point of pride.
The only people to bother judging you are too uptight for this world.
Also, sure, if you look for one/are open to it.
If people lay some hints, lay them back, talk and flirt and, i mean, you know
If it's a proper pride, you'll find your way
I tried but the roads iced over and my mister is held up at his place.
>what if everyone is secretly judging me?
They'll probably do, but who cares.
Just do what makes you happier.
Even fat old queens wear speedos at pride and no one gives them shit.
gay bars are the only option, my friend, but I have a feeling you won't be into the club scene either
you can just hope to find a cute gay guy, in a random place, who happens to think you're cute too and approaches you or something. but I don't think that'll ever happen
How do you feel about the fact that Chris Crocker is a strict top?
>tfw been to 3 different gay bars lately
>they're full of breeder cis girls and hetero guys
fucking heteroscum i want them all to die.
I do all the time. Every chance I get to play with SP's sp I do.
But he isn't little he's nearly 7 inches long and hooks to the right ever so slightly
I don't have a name for SP's penis. It's weird to have a nickname for a body part.
i just came really hard to a str8 porn vid
im trying to tell myself it was because
1) it had a dick in it
2) i havent fapped for 3 days
3) its different
4) its highquality
etc etc but i still feel awful
What if im a biscum???
Nah, i've fapped to str8 porn as well.
There's some straight pornstars that are qt as hell.
It's a shame straight porn is exclusively marketed towards het guys, so the camera focuses only on the womyn and the disgusting vagina.