/gay general/ - ABBA is the source edition

first for first

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this thread is much better

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>>5575742
good no otherkin /trash/

>>5575776

Way better without that other kin...

And manly men... Gawd, I'd lick the fur off that belly

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>tfw no ragtime bf

skip to 2:38 if you have a short attention span
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZMroQOtS_U

>fetish: edging neets
>problem: can't find neets because they're at home all the time or if they do go out it's just to a specific location and not to socialize

end my life

>>5575808

hello

>>5575812
adele now is not the time

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>>5575808
break into their home and edge them whether they want it or not.

>>5575823
Technically that is possible because they'll just be too shy to refuse, and they were going to want to some filipino cartoons anyways...

>>5575808

>Tfw NEET
>Tfw nobody ever hits on me, maybe because i never go outside, but i suspect it might be because im just unattractive

So a joke of sorts between Leary and Ginsberg about LSD curing Ginsberg's homosexuality recently led me into some of the papers released some years ago and it seems some of the CIAs brainwashing projects a la mkultra involved turning people gay through the use of psychotropic drugs. This leads me to think the opposite can also be done, that is conversion therapy without christianity or praying the gay away.

>>5575742
I wasn't alive
:c

>>5575834
if no one ever hits on you it's safe to assume you are unattractive.

>>5575847

Thats what I thought.

but I am also closeted and talk to maybe 10 people a week, so idk. my therapist tells me not to worry about it so much but.....

I can't get tinder or grindr cause windows phone.
How else can I meet guys in the UK whose dicks I can suck??

>>5575859

Bluestacks you dumb fuck

>>5575857
It's not like people can see if you are closeted or not, unless you are a flamer in which case your closet would be a glass closet and there wouldn't be any point in coming out.
If neither men or women have hit on you you are not attractive.

Source: personal experience in not being hit on

>>5575834
Probably the former, the less likely you are the lower your chances of being hit on are. I would get hit on all the time when I was (forced basically) to be outside majority of the day - even though I'm average or less.

>>5575836
Sounds like hypnosis but with prolonged effects due to placebo tbqh. Darren Brown plays with this concept in regards to religion - he makes atheists 'believe' until he ruins the magic behind it all by explaining it to them and they break down.

>>5575859
First step, buy a real phone. I didn't even know Windows phones were supported still.

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tfw not being pounded by a hunky bear to abba :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZG3DTKtOSw&list=PLI0clm_SPiTYVZg7Sxnh9_pMSFWyUxbdo&index=11

>>5575834
get a job lazy fuck!

>>5575865

oh i dont know any girls.

but the lady behind the counter at waterstones keeps complimenting my clothes even though i only wear tshirts and trousers

>>5575868

What do you define as being hit on?

>>5575868
It is basically mindbreaking, yes. They were really looking into weaponizing homosexuality true many different methods.

>>5575875
im a nigger

>make really funny joke to guy on Grindr based on his profile

>he laughs and says it's amazing

>stops chatting after I reply

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>>5575875
susan is the cutest and most adorable person on gaygen tbqvh ravioli

>>5575875
beehive stung me desu

>>5575877
>being hit on
Someone talking to you just to get closer, sometimes compliments are involved (although this is NOT the only factor, as people do compliment others they're not attracted to), but typically an exchange of personal information happens.

So, someone saying "nice shoes buddy" isn't considered being hit on. Someone talking to you for more than 3 minutes, you exchange names, he sits next to you on the bus, asks for your number, and you think you're going to be dead but he just gets off the bus peacefully - that's being hit on.

>>5575910

oh
does that happen to normal people then?

do you live in England too?

>>5575918
>normal people
Being hit on? Yeah. Happens in different ways I suppose.

>England
Nope, Canada. The cold is my home.

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>>5575934

Right. I dont think I have ever talked to or been talked to by a stranger in my whole life except for shopkeepers and stuff.

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>>5575934
the cold is our lover, the cold is our friend, the cold will always be there even in the end

>>5575901
>>5575905
</3

>>5575867
Otherkin is the same thing as Furry culture. That belongs in /trash/ and furry is against the /lgbt/ rules

>>5575948
Well maybe you were too oblivious to catch on to when people did hit on you. Friend who I consider pretty mediocre looking tbqh was hit on somewhat, but if you asked him he would just say "lol? who would ever hit on me" completely oblivious.

>>5575953
>yellow lab prancing in snow
>too cold so everyone walks faster and doesn't talk
>cars driving slower as opposed to above the speed limit
the good life man

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>>5575875
>Why is he so adorable and cute?
he's like those dogs that are so ugly that they are cute

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>Daily Reminder: Don't trust this girl, she's a backstabbing bitch.

I feel like Ineed to get poppers or Viagra


I'm having so many paranoia issues based on staying hard and no idea how to cure it... And I'm only 24

>>5575875
>universally cute
what the hell does this even mean

>>5575991
>girl
K lad

>>5575999

maybe, uh, therapy?

>>5575999
Can you achieve and maintain erections on your own? Do you get morning wood?

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>>5576002
it means he's an ayylmaosexual

>>5575999
>poppers to get hard

One would have thought the relaxed blood flow they give would you a softer cock. Unless some sort of placebo affect causes you to get hard

>>5575999
the funny part is by focusing on it you're also making it work

kind of like stress lmao

>>5576008

Im working on it but it's real immasculating you know?

It makes sex just a chore and a coin flip whether it'll end up okay or I'll fake a rape story to explain my issues

>>5576022
worse* not work, as your penis is broken

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>>5575966
>free health care when ever I need
>green landscapes in summer heat
>friendly people where ever you meet
>where timbits, beavertails, poutine, and pierogies can be eaten
>canada is the place that can't be beaten

>>5576018
This.
I've always thought poppers were a bottom only thing but then I've seen gays on chaturbate where both the top and the bottom are huffing poppers.

>>5576013
Hardest I ever get is only ever through morning wood

>>5576027

>fake a rape story

That's fucked up, anon.

>>5576035

I always assumed it was a versatile thing rather than just bottoms

>>5576033
>no one's ever called me a cute timbit
m i s s i n g
o u t

>>5576048
if you get morning wood you have testosterone being produced in your body and if you are extremely hard during morning wood it means you have enough testosterone and bloodflow. so your problem must be mental not physical

>>5576022

Yeah...
I sit there practically begging myself to get at least hard enough to penetrate again only to go soft... I've cried during sex out of defeat before

>>5576033
desu Canada is nice just do anything in the labor sector because everything outside of that is kind of shit, mostly because their fuck heads

>>5576053

I've literally never seen a single person use poppers.
Am i just in the wrong scene or is it a regional thing or wut

>>5576056
Has anyone asked you to suck on their beavertail

>>5576058

I knew my dicks fine... I'm just fucked in the head and every failed sexual encounter fucks me up worse

>>5576048
Morning wood is usually the test to see if ed is caused by mental or physical problems.
Viagra might not do you much good in that case as its not an arousal pill. Therapy isn't going to work much either because as >>5576022 says you'll just dwell deeper on the issue and it usually isn't going to solve much.
You could hit up your doc and ask for cialis or viagra and see how it works out for you.

>>5576048
No fapp for a couple of days (or weeks if you only fap once or twice a week), then wear a metal cock ring. You will get so hard for so long that you will think that you will have to get the fire department to cut you loose.

>>5576068
No they're always just like "this dick's waiting for you"

just giant pun let downs tbqh

>>5576073
Psychiatrist might be able to help you

>>5576077
Who are you talking to Quebequois? Quebec is where all the asshole gay guys live in Canada.

>>5576075

I've tried that... But I'm also super sensitive that Taking more than 2 days makes me last like... 3-5 minutes before I go

>>5576064
Yeah don't. Just back out of the sex. No need for excuses. I had the hardest time getting hard until I realized I wasn't getting hard because I wasn't actually wanting just sex (even though I was like a cat in heat), I needed more than that to get me hard and stay hard - whether it was through better intimacy, more relaxation, heavier foreplay in my favor, etc. But my fix doesn't apply to everyone so try to figure out your own reason.

>>5575991
Trip on swede.

>>5575783
Unf

>tfw too nerdy for jock guys
>tfw too jock-y for nerd guys

kill me

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>>5576056
what flavour would you be?

>>5576066
I've only seen ppl use them on cam (or in movies/documentaries), never in person. I've know guys in middle school who did it but it was for the cheap high effects not for the relaxing of the anus part.

The "scene" that you would be typically looking for is ppl who are into fisting or into massive dildo insertions or possibly gangbangs.

>>5576090
Torontonians. Guess I am partially attracted to the dummy types though, kind of my fault.

>>5576098

I feel like I just need to be put I a situation where I can explore and feel what's wrong while it's happening... Without the judgement or potential loss of my boyfriend because I feel I have to impress them

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>>5576117
>dummy types

Does anyone here have a /fit/ body but prefer guys who are not necessarily fit?

I feel like there's a lot of belly chasers here

>>5576109
Powdered ones, you try and fuck me and red just pours out :^)

Old fashioned glaze was my first and still my favourite.

>>5576108
>tfw too average for everyone

>>5576125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VM1ir7sfqA

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Is pic related pretty qt or the lack of a good dicking has made me super thirsty?

What do you think, /gaygen/?

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>>5576134
Looks like Clerisy from /fit/

>>5576134

I think he's pretty qt.
Face is a little too fem for my tastes but wutevs.

>>5576123
Yep sounds like a good path to try. If you were already in a relationship this would be relatively easy as you would just have to talk it out with them prior. Finding someone random to test with might be difficult tho tbqh

>>5576134

Face is inbred looking

>>5576134
his face ruins it for me tbvh

>>5576134
the body is nice but his face looks kinda dopey imo

>>5576134

Sick body
Meh face. I think his weird facial expressions make it seem worse than it is - he is still a solid 7-8 IMO. I'd let him rail me.

>>5576139

My last boyfriend intimidated me so I never could. I think I've talked about this before.

That feeling when you need a fwb

>>5575742
jackie chan jackie chan jackie chan's on me

>>5576134
not qt at all

>>5576108
>too jock-y for nerd guys
how you doin are you cute what's your story

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>>5576134
Body outpaces the face by literally miles

I mean, not horrendous looking at all, but the hair is wrong, the eyes are dead, and he struggles with smiling

>>5576124
anon pls cure me

>>5576152
oh lordt

>>5576126
like this?
http://49.media.tumblr.com/10d2345d584eab0f1818fe75402773ef/tumblr_mnjmo5ijFb1ss0e8to1_400.gif

>>5576145
Ah. Well you know what needs to be done, but stop stressing over it. In the meantime of trying to find someone to test with, just take care of your body and stop thinking of your dick so negatively.

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>>5576144
>>5576143
>>5576141
>>5576140
>>5576138
>>5576152
The face is kinda weird, i agree.
He's probably Mexican/American or something.
But that chest made me drool.

>>5576137
Dunno who Clerisy is and i'm a /fit/ lurker.
Got any pics?

post music you have been listening to
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_P8WTjOs4NczRmMKxFXoFlCnIpL-6zFu

>>5576159
I thought it was a grand idea to take a bite of my sandwich prior to opening a link I already knew could be bad.

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>>5576159

>>5576170

>/fit/ lurker
literally the worst type of person

>>5576152
This guy is sexier.

>>5576159
As gross as this is, it's still kind of impressive.

>>5576184
I don't have much to contribute to /fit/ desu, since i'm lifting for less than a year, that's why i only lurk.

>>5576164

I know... I feel like a mtf except I want my dick lol.

I'm hoping the therapist helps a little. Maybe talking about it with someone who isn't my ex will help

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>>5576173

Can some /mu/tant tell me what my "type" of music is? People always ask and I have no idea what to say to them.

>>5576193

post progress pic!

i fucking love progress pics

>>5576173
https://youtu.be/9UZmtqpc6wM

>>5576170
no pics since I don't save pics of ugly people but he was a huge influence on /fit/ years ago.

http://4chanfit.wikia.com/wiki/Harsh%27s_Worksheet_(WIP)

>Contributors:
>harsh, or the trip !.ImGayqHTs, on 4chans /fit/.

>Tuna has also helped me out.

>Clerisy also did a lot of things.

>>5576190
>>5576180
>>5576175
it's like docking but from the other side

>Will Jupp ever know the pleasure of being ass-docked by SP?

>>5576199
pop

>>5576195
It should, and it's not some super rare thing. It's easy to get into this mindset that you're alone in this problem but don't sweat it m8

just dont break your dick inside someone because you finally get to get a good fuck in lmao

>>5576199
pls no, i'm a former skinnyfat twink and my hips are birthing mode.
I took several pics to post to a cbt in december, but i'm too ashamed desu.

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>>5576205

>>5576173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1QOFBNRWs

why do people think im a mainstream slut?

>>5576210

come onnn!

its anonymous! And it will be good to look back and see how far you've come!

>>5576205
I'll never know the pleasure of real docking. My one regret about having a cut dick.

>>5576221
doesn't dick touching give you dysphoria?

>>5576214
>"I never drop trip"

>>5576221
http://www.amazon.com/Adam-Male-Toys-Cyberskin-Stroker/dp/B004KI1B2Y

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>>5576233
That wasn't me.

>>5576225
It's not really dysphoria. Most guys are just too rough on it, so it makes me nervous. Dick to dick is fine, frotting gets me wetter than Haiti.

>>5576238
Cheap strokers always feels weird.

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>>5576244

>>5576247
>cheap strokers
what I'm called by guys who literally take decades to cum because they already came like 15 minutes prior to fucking

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>decide to enter prestigious international maths competition
>check the website to find out dates
>find an old friend of mine is the INTERNATIONAL TEAM LEADER REPRESENTING BRITAIN IN 2016

jesus christ i am out of my depth

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>>5576257
anyone could have gotten that photo from google search.

http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/4081/22/16x9/960.jpg

http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/strangers-with-candy-who-wants-cake-81509

original article = file name "960"

try it yourself it will save onto your computer as 960 and it's one of the first "strangers with candy jerri" pictures that are in a google search


nice try small time

>>5576247
>tfw no qt twink to roughly abuse with my calloused man hands
>>5576265
If you personally knew one of the international team leaders, wouldn't that imply you're not out of your depth?

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>>5576265
I want to lie tangent to your curve, Scarf and Shoes.
Show me that asymptote.

>>5576290

Put it this way.

I was feeling all smug about my maths skills, and in my hubris thought I could apply to this thing and maybe pass the first of 3 rounds if I was lucky.

Now im humbled, as I realise that one of my classmates is already far more successful that I will ever be and I didn't even know until now.

also you should use hookgrip to avoid tearing callouses, that can fuck up your training bigtime

>>5576290

>twinky
>but lifted weights without gloves for so long
>calloused palms
>also play viola
>calloused finger tips

I get self conscious every time I give a hand/blowjob

>>5576298

ok that did make me laugh

>>5576209

Worth it!

Thanks anon for the help!

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I have an insane itching at a spot on the the tissue at my sphincter.

What do? it comes mostly in the evening to it's giving me sleeping problems.

>>5576247

I had one guy who loved to rub his raw sandpaper hand on my head...

He knew how much it hurt/felt nice watching me convulse lol

>>5576318
it's just the common cold

>>5576300
Not to be offensive circe but you aren't what comes to mind when I think twinky. Maybe someone more well versed in the gay lexica knows but I think that'd have to invent a new category for you.

>>5576265

and now i just googled him and he has a fucking Guardian article all about him

how did I never know this???

>>5576324
circe is literally a construction worker going around sanding dicks off

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>>5576324
Genderfluid :' )

>>5576318
Internal hemorrhoid.

>>5576324

i mean a femboy or whatever, close enough

>>5576333

this made me choke on my lollipop laughing out of nowhere

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>>5576324
>but I think that'd have to invent a new category for you
Category is butch queen first time in drags at a ball.

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>>5576334

I'm thinking of stopping drinking completely. Not that I drink that much, but it honestly doesn't make me any happier and it's an expense is be glad to cut from my life. Should I do it? I'm just afraid it will make socializing more difficult.

who of you fags want to suck my dick
it's not very big but still

>>5576324
I just think of him as a "fem"
IMO a lot of the guys that came here from femgen are actually more twink than fems.

>>5576349
i just wnna hold hands

>>5576338
yw bb

>>5576349
That's about as enticing as a McSalad tbqh

>>5576299
>you should use hookgrip to avoid tearing callouses
I don't really have to worry about that. My deadlift is garbage, because back problems.

I really need to see a chiropractor about it, but I've got a thing about doctors. And dentists.

ugh I was walking around campus today when these guys came up to me yelling 'FREE CONDOMS! FREE CONDOMS!' and then gave me five of them
I couldn't even say no

it was so embarrassing
i'm a kissless virgin ffs

>>5576367
> thing about doctors. And dentists.
Same, I love fingers in my mouth so they're great

>>5576364
Are you portraying them as batchasi?

>>5576335
So just wait it out?
How many days normally?

>>5576348

I always go "I'm having 2 drink and I'm done" and that's usually like 10 or 15 bucks and I still good enough to be fun

>>5576370
They gave you one for each finger, now masturbate with your condom concoction and you can consider yourself an adventurous soul

>>5576364
>niq & 5652
Isn't that necrophilia?

>>5576353
What is the difference? Can you post pics for reference?

>>5576357
>McSalad
What if he covers it in extra ranch?

>>5576290
But I don't want to be a twink, I want to be a little jocklet.

>>5576370
Jack off into them and then cry about how your tulpa left you.

>>5576354
wow gay
>>5576357
fuck mcdonalds food

>>5576383
>What if he covers it in extra ranch?
Doesn't that mean a dick already covered in cum? Like he already slathered some of his own cum on his dick and asked someone else to then suck it?

>tfw I can only fap to chaturbate nowadays
havent watched regular porn in months

>>5576370
>free condoms
probably have holes poked into them

>>5576371
kek
>>5576379
They make pretty festive party balloons too.
>>5576388
>I want to be a little jocklet.
Muh dick.

>>5576374

eat more oatmeal
let it soothe out
shouldn't last more than a week at the very very most

>>5576353
>>5576341
>>5576383

Can y'all jive suckas just let me be my androgynous self

http://puu.sh
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>>5576374
Depending on the strain it can last up to a month.
You can ease the itching by filling a tub big enough for your ass with warm water and a cork of soft soap. Soak your ass for 30 minutes and softly message your boypussy.

Otherwise, drink water and make sure you don't get constipated so it gets irritated. Don't overwipe after you shit, but was of in the shower instead.

>>5576396
Maybe one day you'll be able to peel my singlet off after a hard, sweaty wrestling session, Ann.

>>5576397
total sincere question: what is (mentally) wrong with you?
I'm not trying to be rude, just curious

>>5576392
I'm not sure what the ranch sauce is in this analogy. I just sort of assumed literal ranch.
>>5576394
>chaturbate
Why? Do you tip at least?

>>5576398
Thanks for the advice.
C-can I still bottom while I have it?

>>5576404
>Do you tip at least?
no, i dont even have an account.
idk i just like the guys there, feels more real than staged porn.

im autistic so beware.

>>5576405
I wouldn't know. I have a feeling it would be painful tho.

>>5576397
Oh god, how I hate you.

It is absolutely unacceptable that we have a woman on /gaygen/, a place reserved for men who are attracted to other men and are okay being men.

When will this end?

>>5576364
disgusting desu

>>5576405
You shouldn't. You're introducing unnecessary friction. Just don't be a slut for a while and it'll get better faster.

>>5576378
I mean I know my limits and never have a hangover the next day, but I feel like it doesn't really add anything, besides the fact that people don't think you're a weirdo if you have a drink with them.

>>5576401
I'm not patient enough for that. Probably just rip holes in the relevant parts.

>>5576414

>Just don't be a slut for a while

Hardest part of it for anyone, s m h

>>5576419

Hot.

>>5576419
Like the belly button area to ensure the belly button has proper ventilation

>>5576394
iktf.

>>5576419
Don't go ripping up my clothes, Ann. You better be able to pay for it.

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>>5576397
I sincerely thought you were parodying Buffalo Bill at the start.

God I'm so bored today.
Should I go and hook up with that guy I've been talking to?

>>5576397

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTtmddry2cg

>>5576415

Then nurse a cheap drink or say you just paid your bills and have 0 cash. People will get over it

>>5576434
no

>>5576406
>Not tipping
Camwhores got to eat too you know.
>>5576423
Obviously. Nothing worse then a poorly ventilated bellybutton.

I'm kinda ugly but at least I'm not an evil-looking androgynous retard who looks like they never shower tbqh

>>5576427
do you stream on there?

>>5576444
tbqh u right

>>5576438
Why? I've got nothing better to do.

>>5576433

I think i'm looking decently androgynous atm

>>5576444
>_>
i have the problem that my face and boy dont really match eachother
and i think my face is ugly, only my hair color is decent

buzzfeed is basically the worst thing in the world

>>5576444
>evil-looking androgynous retard who looks like they never shower tbqh
what

>>5576438
Why?
I've got nothing else to do.

>>5576449
I don't want other people to be social

>>5576383
>What is the difference? Can you post pics for reference?
there is overlap and it's totally subjective but I look at like this: twinks are dudes that want to look &/or act like young teenage boys; fems are dudes that want to look &/or act like females or in a distinctive feminine manner. A guy could look like a youngish male but act really feminine in their mannerisms, and I would probably consider them to be more fem than twink but somebody else might see them as more of a twink.

>>5576456
Restless fucking is worst fucking tbqh

>>5576456
>>5576449
Whoops the page didn't update so i thought it didn't post.

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>tfw when you know you're decent, but have no idea how to do your hair or facial hair to look better

>>5576429
>Making me out to be the bad guy
If you wrestled in just a jock strap, we wouldn't be having these problems.

>>5576444
>evil-looking androgynous retard who looks like they never shower tbqh
who are you talking about here?

>>5576464
You are not decent hun

>>5576445
Nope. Not willing to take that chance. Plus I'm not really that good looking anyway.

>>5576461
Yeah but I will be getting off.

>>5576464
>decent
I mean, in just 5 easy steps maybe

>>5576464
this pictures make me even more ashamed to have a LoZ tattoo

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when i was younger I used to lock my bed room door and sing dancing queen

>>5576478
>>5576473
why are you guys always so negative?
another reason why i wont post my face here

>>5576464
What do you look like sans the glasses? Ever tried contacts?

>>5576475
Neither are most of the cam models.

>>5576484
bc it's fun

>>5576484
>always so negative
Don't be such a giant baby. Not like we're getting you fired from your job or some shit.

>>5576465
Singlets are cute, though. Jockstrap wrestling is slutty and just enables you do to lewd things to my bp before it's time for sex, you monster.

>>5576480
You're gay.

>>5576464

You look like my mister's older brother except a lot cuter

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>>5576480
I still do that.

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>>5576434
AIDS AIDS Yo gonna get AIDS AIDS

>>5576484
you expected a thread full of queens to not kvetch more than a middle age jewess that didn't get her coupons in the mail.

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>>5576491
Well I'm already taking antidepressants and have had suicide attempts before. Maybe that's not such a bad thing.

>>5576488
>and just enables you do to lewd things to my bp
Not if you were better at wrestling. lol

>>5576494
I'm not a queen nor jewish but I did get sort of mad when my fast food coupons for this season were late.

>>5576490
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U4kDzwZAMk

>>5576494
>you expected a thread full of queens to not kvetch more than hitler
ftfy

>>5576485
>Neither are most of the cam models.
well shit. Then I'm fucking hideous then. Thanks for that.

>>5576435

also I just saw this and, uhm.. I feel better.. I think??

>>5576495

Aw, no, slutfriend, don't say that </3

>>5576501
LOL

>>5576484
We're not negative we're honest.

>>5576500
fite me irl
say tht 2 my face punk

>>5576495
as suicidal as you might be, slowly dying of AIDS is probably not the way you would want to go.

>>5576497
I'm shit at it. I'm small, weak, and untrained, I just like the excuse to get sweaty guys to hold me down and get all jock-cocky.

>>5576495
Clearly you need more drugs.

>>5576511
you have high standards then

What happened to Irishanon?

>>5576518
What's the point of having low standards with anons you'll never see ever again? They wake the fuck up and try to improve, and you get to be bitchy. Literally win win for everyone.

>>5576520
he was just a figment of your mind

>>5576518
I wouldn't call my standards high.

>>5576520

He's still around.
He's been having fun with a playmate, it's super cute.

>>5576479

It's a cute necklace. Better than a tattoo

>>5576527
:( but he was hot

>>5576512
hitler says in a nooh yawk jewess accent
>>5576520
potato famine

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>>5576499
Pretty much.
God I love that movie.
And Swedish degeneracy.

>>5576520
See >>5575189

>>5576533
>playmate
Nooo.

>>5576485

I wanted to, but most people just notice my huge bags under my eyes.

I'll try a glassesless one soon

So tired of having associates who expect me to babysit and hold their hands through every individual facet of their role in my employ.

Also, hi. I just got home from work.

>>5576528
jfc 10/10

>>5576537
I do not have a NY accent

>>5576538
you'll have to play this when you're finally marrying your modelfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUDz7m0BXjk

>>5576501
Sorry bb. I meant that in a shoot for your dreams sort of way. :(
>>5576517
>I'm small, weak, and untrained
For now. Give it time and you'll only be one of those things.
And still losing since you're taking on a guy 3-4 weight classes above you. lol
>>5576520
In the process of getting a qt bf. He doesn't need us anymore.

>>5576495
he looks like a pug with them fucked up eyes

I shop regularly at Target and there is a cashier i have a crush on. He's really tall and handsome and has dark hair. Today i was looking for him at the registers and he wasn't there. I was disappointed and did my usual shopping. Suddenly, he just APPEARS out of an aisle and our eyes lock momentarily. I try my hardest not to spaz out, but my eyes dart away and i act like i was checking my phone.

Does he know? [spoiler]I want him to know.[/spoiler]

>>5576533
>He's still around.
He was posting just yesterday, no?

>>5576545
>working

lmao what a pleb

>>5576541

Aw, c'mon, be happy for him.
Irishanon is a massive sweetheart, he deserves some nookie.

>play games but never great at them but not awful
>watch one movie a year typically
>barely watch any shows
>the music you like is pretty mainstream
>not particularly interested in any field but you do enjoy reading and compsci shit

anons what do I talk about with guys? I literally have nothing to talk about and it's painful when I'm talking to guys who aren't talkative about themselves.

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>>5576480
>>5576490
this is relevant

>>5576551
>In the process of getting a qt bf. He doesn't need us anymore.
But I was supposed to be his qt Ulster bf while he was supposed to be my hot fenian bf. He's betrayed me and Ireland

>>5576554
He is straight you fucking idiot. Dont fool yourself. He probably has a girlfriend

>>5576528
this is not funny
nothing is funny about child abuse
delete now
>>5576546
u wud if you were a middle aged jewish woman
which you are

>>5576555

Yeah.

>>5576561

I talk about my dog.

Or my boipussi

>>5576551
Yeah, but just wait til we play strip Smash Bros, I'll fucking demolish you.

>>5576554
You should tell him and then probably never be able to shop there again.

>>5576561
Go get some antidepressants so you can stop being such a downer.

>>5576562
Eileen is an annoying cunt tbqh

>>5576561
>not having an analysis of sports/games/shows/whatever to talk about

>>5576554

Check out at his lane and ask him out for coffee.

Or not because he works at target and basically is dead inside

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>not listening to Joe Rogan
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

>>5576556
>management
>pleb

I get paid to walk around and do nothing 90% of the day. I think I'm entitled to a little more than pleb cuz I'm making a killing.

>>5576574
>>5576577
boipussies and antidepressants, I'm on it

>>5576587
>analysis
You mean like describing how you play a game/what you liked about a show? Or something different?

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>>5576562
Unlike you.

>>5576547
I will, Anon!
S-someday...

>>5576564
Iktfb. That's why you've got to find an ugly bf, like hitler or rugby, so they never leave you.

>>5576577
>Smash Bros
Jeez. I suck so bad at that game. Stupid thumbs, always letting me down when I need them most.

City of the dead
At the end of another lost highway
Signs misleading to nowhere...

>>5576602
>Iktfb. That's why you've got to find an ugly bf, like hitler or rugby, so they never leave you.
HI ANN ILL BE YOUR UGLY BF

>>5576592
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk<---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

- Brought to you by SquareSpace©

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>>5576601

>>5576602
I used to be good, but I'm pretty trash. If you lose to me, I'll have to really punish you.

Also you don't need an ugly bf, just one with low self-esteem so they can't imagine that anyone else will love them. So, still, like hitler or rugby.

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>>5576602
Well. If you'll excuse me I'll go wallow in self pity

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>tfw hairline going to shit
>tfw can't be as cute as I wanted to be anymore
>tfw don't wanna take fin because the side effects

JUST

>>5576598
>Or something different?
Just a list of general information about popular things so you can talk about it even though you have no developed interest in it.

Like reading the general plot and character bios from GoT while never having watched the series.

>>5576602
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shots = fired
post face ann t b h

>>5576613
>- Brought to you by SquareSpace©
What happened to Brought to you by Audible - leading provider of audiobooks.

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>"you look kinda depressing but i'd easily let you blow me"

th-thanks

similarly, a friend just told me that he can tell from my pinboard i am going insane

ha-ha-haa...

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>>5576577
>Hey buddy, how about you give me a discount at the cash register and i'll give you a discount on a scrotal drainage?
>gets escorted out the store by police

>>5576619
Get over it cunt

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>>5576614

>>5576620
Sounds good. Always thought that might come across as fake but if it's enough to get them talking I'm down.

>>5576613
Brilliant copy pasta

>tfw no manga drawer to fuck me after drawing some tentacle rape porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YUrs7QpNI8

>>5576636
Being able to improvise helps, along with just having a nice personality and generally being an ok dude.

Oh and don't rant off into endless monologues about deep shit like camera shots unless it's very specific and makes you look like someone who knows shit.

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>>5576627
no, you don't know what it's like to have the face of a twink AND a receding hairline, it just doesn't work, it doesn't make sense, I have no place in this world.

Pic related seems to be my fate now.

>>5576612
<3
>>5576616
>just one with low self-esteem
An even better plan.
>>5576617
Y?
>>5576622
>shots = fired
lel, there's nothing wrong with either of them, looks wise.
>post face ann t b h
I'm one of those ugly bf's I advocate people dating. lol

>>5576650

how buttmad do you have to be to make that image, holy shit

>>5576647
Thanks anon. I can get a bit useless in convos because I just don't know how to get them to talk without forcing it awkwardly, your advice should help though.

>>5576650
What i was saying, shit happens, you can complain and be upset about it or you can become better by it

>>5576655
As equally buttmad as whoever wrote all of the other definitions on urban dictionary.

>>5576654
>Y?
Irishanon has betrayed me

>>5576655
>nu male confirmed

I think it's a funny image, because I know so fucking many guys of this type. The fact that this is what most modern men seem to be falling under is absolutely pitiful.

>>5576650
lmao... hey look, it's Jupp... and SP... and...

>>5576650
I wonder if there's a market for bald twinks lol

>>5576503
I won't bae. The meds have been helping it's just one of my bad weeks right now.
>>5576515
Might not be. I don't even know what aids is like.

>>5576650
>Shaved head
>Glasses
>Beard
I accidentally unlocked un-man mode.

>>5576679
like warm leatherette and dungaree.

>>5576675
I'm not going bald, it carries on the mothers side and all my mothers relatives have full heads of hair, but I will have a shitty hairline.

>>5576654
thought you said they were ugly
still tho post face

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>Go to student advising office today
>was going to ask advisor to help me change my major to Pharmacology
>but the advising office was closed desu
>have to come back tomorrow senpaitachi
>going to bed at 10 PM tonight, waking up tomorrow at 5 AM to lift, going to student advising office at 9 AM
>bretty early :DDD
OH WELL THEY NEVER SAID IT'D BE EASY (LAUGHING LMAO OFF)

>>5576679
well I guess the AIDS itself doesn't kill you. I think it's usually wasting painfully away from rare forms of cancer that no one usually gets. OC, this is before they came up with the anti-viral treatments but I would assume you're letting the disease run it course in this hypothetical. So basically: slow and painful cancer death.

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Why is gaygen always a mess?

>>5576679

It's kay, bby, I've been having one of those weeks, too.
I'm on anti-depressants as well and like, even tho I know they saturate and it's not on a dose-by-dose basis but I ran out like two days ago and I haven't refilled yet.

>>5576703
If you hate fun you can always try using this really amazing site called Digg.

>>5576703
I blame the patriarchy.

>>5576700
Sounds way more painful than what I tried before. I figured it'd work for me, because this medicine hasn't really helped the suicidal thoughts; it's just made me apathetic to them.

>>5576703
because it's filled with messy bottoms

>>5576703
lets run away from here ;)

>>5576708
Fucking name fell off in /b/ ;-;

>>5576712
What's a messy bottom?

>>5576717
A bottom who needs ketchup as lube.

>>5576663
>If you love it, let it go.
or
>if you love it, douse it in gasoline and set it on fire to hear it's screams.
I've always been bad when it comes to sayings.

>>5576688
No. Anons will make fun of me.
Or post my pics in soc, which is even worst. lol

>>5576717
when you didn't wipe.

>>5576717
it ain't clean girl

>>5576705
I refilled friday but I think I need to up the dosage a bit.

>>5576723
You're sayings seem alright, but I don't even know why I'm so obsessed with him. What should I do?

>>5576732
Get over it Mary.

>>5576738
Don't be cruel

>>5576729

I've been on the "starter" dosage for like a yar now. When they asked me if I wanted too up it at my last visit, I was like n'aw, I really want the lowest dose that is still going to help me.
I went through a lot of therapy to help me deal with and figure out my gender nonsense and my depression and stuff.
But this past month or so i've been feeling like maybe I really, really do want it a bit higher.
It doesn't feel the same way anymore.

>>5576743
Not as cruel as dragging oneself through the mud in desperation senpai

>>5576732
Sounds to me like you just need to find a beau to bury the d in.

>ask 2 friends to perhaps upgrade to fwb to help

>both refuse, one saying because our recent failed relationship was too soon, and the other because i repulse him

Well... Guess that means Grindr

>>5576723
they wouldnt make fun of you if you werent an ugly faggot
>>5576725
tbf simulation of child abuse by shooping faces onto sexually suggestive images can still get you prosecuted so you know watch out m800

>>5576748
I feel. Depression sucks mang

>>5576755
>implying I don't want the d buried in me

>>5576756
Fuck that. Grindr is full of catty, pompous bitches.

>>5576770

Where else does someone meet gay people that isn't just as bad or empty?

>>5576774
Lemme get back to you on that as soon as I have an answer.

>>5576570
>>5576759
Everytime I read one of your posts I just get dumber and dumber each time.

Speak like less of a nigger please.

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>>5576759
>if you werent an ugly faggot
B-but moma said I's handsum.

>>5576764
I sort of assumed you were a top, if you wanted to be with Irish.

>>5576796
kmt

>>5576806
Is Irish a bottom bitch like me?

>>5576811
Vers. I guess he tops more then he bottoms. I just sort of assumed he was a bottom since he's pretty twinky. Apparently he finds even twinkier guys.

>>5576816
what is a twink to you, ann?

>>5576819
Another hole to fill.

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>>5576134
Are people here that picky? He looks beautiful for me.

>>5576828
He's got a weird face too me, but I still think he's hot.

>>5576816
I wouldn't say I'm twinky though. I guess I've got no chance then

>>5576834
Must be a genetic recognition thing then, his face looks pretty nice to me.

>>5576828
>he looks beautiful for me
The question you should be asking is "why am I such a low standards slut".

>>5576851
I'm not, 90% of the bears posted here have hideous faces for me.