Where were you when this Swedish terrorist group declared war on heterosexuality?
>tfw no ragtime bf
skip to 2:38 if you have a short attention span
break into their home and edge them whether they want it or not.
So a joke of sorts between Leary and Ginsberg about LSD curing Ginsberg's homosexuality recently led me into some of the papers released some years ago and it seems some of the CIAs brainwashing projects a la mkultra involved turning people gay through the use of psychotropic drugs. This leads me to think the opposite can also be done, that is conversion therapy without christianity or praying the gay away.
It's not like people can see if you are closeted or not, unless you are a flamer in which case your closet would be a glass closet and there wouldn't be any point in coming out.
If neither men or women have hit on you you are not attractive.
Source: personal experience in not being hit on
Probably the former, the less likely you are the lower your chances of being hit on are. I would get hit on all the time when I was (forced basically) to be outside majority of the day - even though I'm average or less.
Sounds like hypnosis but with prolonged effects due to placebo tbqh. Darren Brown plays with this concept in regards to religion - he makes atheists 'believe' until he ruins the magic behind it all by explaining it to them and they break down.
tfw not being pounded by a hunky bear to abba :(
susan is the cutest and most adorable person on gaygen tbqvh ravioli
>being hit on
Someone talking to you just to get closer, sometimes compliments are involved (although this is NOT the only factor, as people do compliment others they're not attracted to), but typically an exchange of personal information happens.
So, someone saying "nice shoes buddy" isn't considered being hit on. Someone talking to you for more than 3 minutes, you exchange names, he sits next to you on the bus, asks for your number, and you think you're going to be dead but he just gets off the bus peacefully - that's being hit on.
Right. I dont think I have ever talked to or been talked to by a stranger in my whole life except for shopkeepers and stuff.
the cold is our lover, the cold is our friend, the cold will always be there even in the end
Well maybe you were too oblivious to catch on to when people did hit on you. Friend who I consider pretty mediocre looking tbqh was hit on somewhat, but if you asked him he would just say "lol? who would ever hit on me" completely oblivious.
>yellow lab prancing in snow
>too cold so everyone walks faster and doesn't talk
>cars driving slower as opposed to above the speed limit
the good life man
>Why is he so adorable and cute?
he's like those dogs that are so ugly that they are cute
>Daily Reminder: Don't trust this girl, she's a backstabbing bitch.
>free health care when ever I need
>green landscapes in summer heat
>friendly people where ever you meet
>where timbits, beavertails, poutine, and pierogies can be eaten
>canada is the place that can't be beaten
if you get morning wood you have testosterone being produced in your body and if you are extremely hard during morning wood it means you have enough testosterone and bloodflow. so your problem must be mental not physical
Morning wood is usually the test to see if ed is caused by mental or physical problems.
Viagra might not do you much good in that case as its not an arousal pill. Therapy isn't going to work much either because as >>5576022 says you'll just dwell deeper on the issue and it usually isn't going to solve much.
You could hit up your doc and ask for cialis or viagra and see how it works out for you.
No fapp for a couple of days (or weeks if you only fap once or twice a week), then wear a metal cock ring. You will get so hard for so long that you will think that you will have to get the fire department to cut you loose.
Yeah don't. Just back out of the sex. No need for excuses. I had the hardest time getting hard until I realized I wasn't getting hard because I wasn't actually wanting just sex (even though I was like a cat in heat), I needed more than that to get me hard and stay hard - whether it was through better intimacy, more relaxation, heavier foreplay in my favor, etc. But my fix doesn't apply to everyone so try to figure out your own reason.
I've only seen ppl use them on cam (or in movies/documentaries), never in person. I've know guys in middle school who did it but it was for the cheap high effects not for the relaxing of the anus part.
The "scene" that you would be typically looking for is ppl who are into fisting or into massive dildo insertions or possibly gangbangs.
I feel like I just need to be put I a situation where I can explore and feel what's wrong while it's happening... Without the judgement or potential loss of my boyfriend because I feel I have to impress them
Is pic related pretty qt or the lack of a good dicking has made me super thirsty?
What do you think, /gaygen/?
Yep sounds like a good path to try. If you were already in a relationship this would be relatively easy as you would just have to talk it out with them prior. Finding someone random to test with might be difficult tho tbqh
Ah. Well you know what needs to be done, but stop stressing over it. In the meantime of trying to find someone to test with, just take care of your body and stop thinking of your dick so negatively.
no pics since I don't save pics of ugly people but he was a huge influence on /fit/ years ago.
>harsh, or the trip !.ImGayqHTs, on 4chans /fit/.
>Tuna has also helped me out.
>Clerisy also did a lot of things.
It should, and it's not some super rare thing. It's easy to get into this mindset that you're alone in this problem but don't sweat it m8
just dont break your dick inside someone because you finally get to get a good fuck in lmao
>decide to enter prestigious international maths competition
>check the website to find out dates
>find an old friend of mine is the INTERNATIONAL TEAM LEADER REPRESENTING BRITAIN IN 2016
jesus christ i am out of my depth
anyone could have gotten that photo from google search.
original article = file name "960"
try it yourself it will save onto your computer as 960 and it's one of the first "strangers with candy jerri" pictures that are in a google search
nice try small time
I want to lie tangent to your curve, Scarf and Shoes.
Show me that asymptote.
Put it this way.
I was feeling all smug about my maths skills, and in my hubris thought I could apply to this thing and maybe pass the first of 3 rounds if I was lucky.
Now im humbled, as I realise that one of my classmates is already far more successful that I will ever be and I didn't even know until now.
also you should use hookgrip to avoid tearing callouses, that can fuck up your training bigtime
I have an insane itching at a spot on the the tissue at my sphincter.
What do? it comes mostly in the evening to it's giving me sleeping problems.
Not to be offensive circe but you aren't what comes to mind when I think twinky. Maybe someone more well versed in the gay lexica knows but I think that'd have to invent a new category for you.
>but I think that'd have to invent a new category for you
Category is butch queen first time in drags at a ball.
I'm thinking of stopping drinking completely. Not that I drink that much, but it honestly doesn't make me any happier and it's an expense is be glad to cut from my life. Should I do it? I'm just afraid it will make socializing more difficult.
>you should use hookgrip to avoid tearing callouses
I don't really have to worry about that. My deadlift is garbage, because back problems.
I really need to see a chiropractor about it, but I've got a thing about doctors. And dentists.
ugh I was walking around campus today when these guys came up to me yelling 'FREE CONDOMS! FREE CONDOMS!' and then gave me five of them
I couldn't even say no
it was so embarrassing
i'm a kissless virgin ffs
>What if he covers it in extra ranch?
Doesn't that mean a dick already covered in cum? Like he already slathered some of his own cum on his dick and asked someone else to then suck it?
Depending on the strain it can last up to a month.
You can ease the itching by filling a tub big enough for your ass with warm water and a cork of soft soap. Soak your ass for 30 minutes and softly message your boypussy.
Otherwise, drink water and make sure you don't get constipated so it gets irritated. Don't overwipe after you shit, but was of in the shower instead.
Oh god, how I hate you.
It is absolutely unacceptable that we have a woman on /gaygen/, a place reserved for men who are attracted to other men and are okay being men.
When will this end?
I mean I know my limits and never have a hangover the next day, but I feel like it doesn't really add anything, besides the fact that people don't think you're a weirdo if you have a drink with them.
I sincerely thought you were parodying Buffalo Bill at the start.
>What is the difference? Can you post pics for reference?
there is overlap and it's totally subjective but I look at like this: twinks are dudes that want to look &/or act like young teenage boys; fems are dudes that want to look &/or act like females or in a distinctive feminine manner. A guy could look like a youngish male but act really feminine in their mannerisms, and I would probably consider them to be more fem than twink but somebody else might see them as more of a twink.
>tfw when you know you're decent, but have no idea how to do your hair or facial hair to look better
when i was younger I used to lock my bed room door and sing dancing queen
Well I'm already taking antidepressants and have had suicide attempts before. Maybe that's not such a bad thing.
Sorry bb. I meant that in a shoot for your dreams sort of way. :(
>I'm small, weak, and untrained
For now. Give it time and you'll only be one of those things.
And still losing since you're taking on a guy 3-4 weight classes above you. lol
In the process of getting a qt bf. He doesn't need us anymore.
I shop regularly at Target and there is a cashier i have a crush on. He's really tall and handsome and has dark hair. Today i was looking for him at the registers and he wasn't there. I was disappointed and did my usual shopping. Suddenly, he just APPEARS out of an aisle and our eyes lock momentarily. I try my hardest not to spaz out, but my eyes dart away and i act like i was checking my phone.
Does he know? [spoiler]I want him to know.[/spoiler]
>play games but never great at them but not awful
>watch one movie a year typically
>barely watch any shows
>the music you like is pretty mainstream
>not particularly interested in any field but you do enjoy reading and compsci shit
anons what do I talk about with guys? I literally have nothing to talk about and it's painful when I'm talking to guys who aren't talkative about themselves.
>not listening to Joe Rogan
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk<---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
- Brought to you by SquareSpace©
I used to be good, but I'm pretty trash. If you lose to me, I'll have to really punish you.
Also you don't need an ugly bf, just one with low self-esteem so they can't imagine that anyone else will love them. So, still, like hitler or rugby.
Well. If you'll excuse me I'll go wallow in self pity
>tfw hairline going to shit
>tfw can't be as cute as I wanted to be anymore
>tfw don't wanna take fin because the side effects
>Or something different?
Just a list of general information about popular things so you can talk about it even though you have no developed interest in it.
Like reading the general plot and character bios from GoT while never having watched the series.
>"you look kinda depressing but i'd easily let you blow me"
similarly, a friend just told me that he can tell from my pinboard i am going insane
>Hey buddy, how about you give me a discount at the cash register and i'll give you a discount on a scrotal drainage?
>gets escorted out the store by police
Being able to improvise helps, along with just having a nice personality and generally being an ok dude.
Oh and don't rant off into endless monologues about deep shit like camera shots unless it's very specific and makes you look like someone who knows shit.
no, you don't know what it's like to have the face of a twink AND a receding hairline, it just doesn't work, it doesn't make sense, I have no place in this world.
Pic related seems to be my fate now.
>nu male confirmed
I think it's a funny image, because I know so fucking many guys of this type. The fact that this is what most modern men seem to be falling under is absolutely pitiful.
>Go to student advising office today
>was going to ask advisor to help me change my major to Pharmacology
>but the advising office was closed desu
>have to come back tomorrow senpaitachi
>going to bed at 10 PM tonight, waking up tomorrow at 5 AM to lift, going to student advising office at 9 AM
>bretty early :DDD
OH WELL THEY NEVER SAID IT'D BE EASY (LAUGHING LMAO OFF)
well I guess the AIDS itself doesn't kill you. I think it's usually wasting painfully away from rare forms of cancer that no one usually gets. OC, this is before they came up with the anti-viral treatments but I would assume you're letting the disease run it course in this hypothetical. So basically: slow and painful cancer death.
Why is gaygen always a mess?
It's kay, bby, I've been having one of those weeks, too.
I'm on anti-depressants as well and like, even tho I know they saturate and it's not on a dose-by-dose basis but I ran out like two days ago and I haven't refilled yet.
I've been on the "starter" dosage for like a yar now. When they asked me if I wanted too up it at my last visit, I was like n'aw, I really want the lowest dose that is still going to help me.
I went through a lot of therapy to help me deal with and figure out my gender nonsense and my depression and stuff.
But this past month or so i've been feeling like maybe I really, really do want it a bit higher.
It doesn't feel the same way anymore.
>ask 2 friends to perhaps upgrade to fwb to help
>both refuse, one saying because our recent failed relationship was too soon, and the other because i repulse him
Well... Guess that means Grindr
they wouldnt make fun of you if you werent an ugly faggot
tbf simulation of child abuse by shooping faces onto sexually suggestive images can still get you prosecuted so you know watch out m800
Are people here that picky? He looks beautiful for me.
>25 points are chosen inside a regular hexagon of side length 10 furlongs.
>Prove that some number of them are at most 5 furlongs apart, and state the number.
lads check out how elegant this is
spent a significant amount of time slimming this one down, its beautiful. a child could understand it now!
So the question is to fit a certain number of points into a hexagon of side length 10 units, with as many as possible being no less than 5 units away from each other.
There is am uch more complex pigeonhole proof, but this one is nice a simple. it has been famously proved that the best way to arrange circles is in a hexagonal lattice, see:
So the key here is you get each point and draw a circle of radius 2.5 units around them before arranging them - if the circles just touch then the distance between the two points is 2.5+2.5 = 5 units. If the circles are any closer (i.e: if they overlap) then the points are closer than 5 units and not valid.
So the key is to noticing that if you create a hexagonal lattice of circles 2.5 units in radius you end up creating a perfect hexagon of side length 10, just like the question wants, but you do it with only 19 points.
Now you need to fit in 6 more points into the red hexagon I drew without overlapping any circles, obviously impossible.Therefore there are 6 points that are "invalid" or in other words 6 points are within 5 furlongs apart from another point.
Why can't you just do drugs, like the other Britscum?
but the whole beauty of it is I reduced a purely mathmatical proof to a geometric one - there aren't any mathmatical equations here!
the "textbook" answer is extremely messy, and is chockfull of boring formulas, and I thought I could one-up it with a pretty diagram. and i did!!
Which bit don't you get?